HG thread
fuck you Eila
>>4175668
>>4175646
Meh. It did it's job. I admit I was skeptical about it's practically.
First for it being 7am why am I still awake goddamn
>>4175702
NO SHIP
>>4175673
Is that so? Huh, you learn something new everyday...
>>4175668
And I do.
>She sighs slightly
>>4175627 (America)
Fiiine, I'll eat it slower!
>>4175704
hnnnrrrgg~
>>4175583
I would like to know how often are you hit by bugs while driving? I have wanted to drive a motorcycle before but I was always deterred by the thought of being hit by an onslaught of unsuspecting bug corpses exploding against my body.
>>4175596
I... I am not certain. Perhaps the magical abilities that grant you the power to summon burgers at will also grant you immunity to the effects of bad luck caused by eating them after midnight?
>>4175711
Chug bleach.
>>4175708
It's alright if you know use and maintain it. Rule applies for Covenant weaponry in general
>>4175704
Medusa-chan too cute.
blep
>>4175734
>>4175767
>>4175704
Does the cold make you sleepier then most people? I read that snakes tend to get less active when it's cold.
>>4175719
Haha, well I don't use magic and I'm a robot, look how much progress you've made.
>>4175731
Good! I don't want you to choke just after we just met, dude.
>>4175750
...Or the superstition is false! Besides, I know when I'm cursed. For starters, England is always giddy when he curses me, and at the moment, he's still calling me a "bloody git", so I doubt it's legitimate.
>>4175505
>>4175551
YES!!! I DID IT!! I ACTUALLY DID IT!!
All thanks to you Mr Iida!
>>4175782
>>4175753
Rude.
>>4175795
>>4175718
Play STALEKR games. They very realistic.
>>4175781
3cute5me...
>gets turned to stone
>>4175795
New ship?
NOSSA NOSSA
>>4175782
Yeah, but you don't count, considering magic's not even a thing where you're from.
hey guys give me the discord link
>>4175795
Rei's /fa/ as fuck
>>4175847
https://discord.gg/cmH3ySY
>>4175835
I'll consider it, dude.
>>4175787
>Happily and slowly finishes it
Those were awesome!
>>4175835
>>4175755
How much does that thing weigh? They have dedicated troops that just carry these around?
>>4175800
Haha, I just thought of something, it must be a pain trying to brush your hair with the snakes right?
>>4175843
Haha, I know.. Can't I try to make you feel better?
>>4175901
>>4175871
Would you believe me if I said I had more, dude? Now, I'm not saying you should have them, but they're there if you want them.
Kill Yourself.
Gonna lurk. Be good or I will anipe you with modified SVU
>>4175938
>ERPs loudly
>>4175901
I don't really need it, at the moment.
>>4175750
[You can ride me and I promise no bug will harm you, princess!]
Shut up Hermes. The roads I take are usualy clean from insect life, unless I venture myself into a path through a natural forest.
>>4175938
>Proms cancelled
>Hoshi
>>4175795
Well done hun. I suppose you have earned your drinks for the night.
>>4175951
>drops anon
>>4175919
You do?!
Hm, maaaybe i shouldn't, i'm feeling a bit full.
>>4175894
About 85 pounds probably.
The leaders of the Brutes carried them, other species tended not to, although I saw Elites pick them up during the end of the war
>>4175987
>Is bulletproof
>>4175919
ur gay
>>4175987
Don't be shy and fuck me Soviet.
>>4176000
>trips
Well this anon is bulletproof alright.
>>4175938
fer sure man, but ya dont gotta kill nobody.
>>4175991
Yeah, I don't want you to burst, dude. I don't think you can handle anymore, yeah?
>>4176002
N-No, YOU'RE gay!
>>4175909
Would it be fine if I brushed it for you sometime? I brush my sisters hair all the time.
>>4175953
Oh... Then I don't even want to drive your tank anyway...
>>4175835
What ship?
>>4175811
>Coming from a tg/fag this is fantastic, thanks!
>>4175855
>Yep gotta love those boots.
>>4175982
Yes. P-Please!
>>4176049
>>4176009
delet this
>>4176026
Yeah! that would be bad!
Give me 36.
Limit filler until needed and no duplicates.
>>4176009
>grabs you from behind and stabs your upper shoulder
>>4176000
>throws grenade
>>4176051
Oh I don't have anything on me hun. It's bad for the skin and all.
>>4176093
Anonydeath
>>4176049
You better not. Hehehehe, I'm just in too good a mood, still.
>>4176093
Rika
>>4175992
Seems unwieldy, but of course I'm not a power armored super soldier.
>>4176093
Funset
>>4176093
Misato
>>4176093
Rockruff
>>4175702
What did I do?
>>4176093
Spartan
>>4176093
CYKA SOVIET BLYAT
>>4176076
So... Do you want anything else?
>>4176093
The Big Eight
>>4176093
Filia
>>4176093
Hijiri Byakuren
>>4176093
Dean Wilson
>>4176093
Megas XLR
>>4176093
Reigen Arataka
>>4176093
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Goodnight tributes, may your dreams be filled with sunshine and the dance of many Makangos.
>>4176093
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
>>4176093
Lord Beerus
>>4176093
Crendor is Mad
>>4176093
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>4176093
Kayo Goutokuji
>>4176093
The Doctor
>>4176093
Starman
>>4176093
Hikage
>>4176093
Josuke Higashikata
>>4176093
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>4176093
Tom
>>4176093
Weiss Schnee
>>4176067
I suppose that's a yes, but it looks like you do a pretty good job with it already.
>>4176093
King Kaitos
>>4176093
Chris
>>4176093
Iida Tenya
>>4175795
I appreciate the gesture but do not give me any credit, for you did this all on your lonesome, congratulations again.
>>4176093
Spike
>>4176094
>Turns and falls to her knees, impaling her tits with your cock.
Post Chill tunes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXxDFvfdhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Daw0p4k-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GDtZUPE6A
>>4176093
Baki
>>4176093
Koichi Kizakura
>>4176120
I dunno, what else is there?
>>4176093
Beck
>>4176130
G'night sweetie
>>4176093
Box Girl
>>4176093
Maria and Harusame
>>4176093
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>4176093
Neferpitou
>>4176093
Koyomi Araragi
>>4176093
Late Kino
What have you done besides HG tonight, HG?
>>4176141
That gun is shiiiiiit.
>>4176130
Goodnight and may God protect your country
>>4176108
It's called a heavy duty weapon for a reason. Wish I had an energy sword on me to be honest though.
>>4176217
ERP
>>4176093
Rei Ryghts!
>>4176217
My mom and I wanted to take a walk and she wanted to try Pokemon Go but the servers were down and it started raining
So nothing.
>>4176221
There's nothing wrong with a Mac-10
>>4176171
>>4176217
Practicing my thievery, what about you anon? What have you done besides being here?
>>4176217
Shitpost HG
>>4176179
Milkshakes, candy, pretty much any fast food you can imagine, dude.
>>4176217
/pol/ for happenings.
>>4176217
>I've been turning pic related into a ttf file. It's a pain in the ass.
>Sol
>>4176217
get angry
Review it.
>mfw missed the game
>>4176176
Do not bully the soviet
>>4176217
Learning to draw feet and back muscles.
>>4176273
>>4176169
>>4176232
>>4176093
Birb
>>4176273
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>4176217
got tacos
>>4176273
Looks great. Lets go.
>>4176273
>>4176102
>>4176232
>>4176250
That all sounds awesome!
>>4176169
WEISS YOU DUMBASS
>>4176273
Looks fine.
>>4176221
Ok, I didn't ask for your opinion on my guns. I might keep it in mind if I cared.
But I don't so that won't happen.
>>4176273
Don't shoot yourself yet
what was the word you used, "comrade"?
>>4176093
Jax
>>4176105
>Reaches over a touches her forehead.
Happy you grew up a bit?
>>4176242
You know... Once you start talking I'm going ask a lot of questions, so I apologize ahead of time.
>>4176273
Swap me out for her please Rammy.
>>4176274
>>4176217
Watching EVO
>>4176217
Some church shit.
>>4176240
Its not a PP-10 or PP-2000. Not as well enginneered
>>4176176
~Stooooop~
>>4176261
MUGEN FUCKING WHEN
>>4176273
Let's go.
>>4176130
Oh, be seeing you.
>>4176322
>She flinches, again moving to bat it away
Beyond happy.
>>4176273
Fer sure!
Let's drop in on a grommet!
>>4176307
What are you on about this time, anon?
>>4176307
I suppose I should thank you for this.
So, "thanks" I guess.
>>4176284
Done.
>>4176309
Done.
>>4176322
And done.
This match will begin soon.
>>4176322
It's not your fault I'm late so you should keep your spot.
Gimme a (You), man.
>>4176326
>Dresses up as a weeb yandere.
>Sits down in the mess as well.
>>4176311
Yes. Might have been late
I'm certainly excited to partake in these games. I've forgotten the goal, though...
>>4176371
>>4176370
I like to think I'm quite the generous person, you poor soul.
Here's a (You) for the road.
>>4176284
>>4176299
Thank you!
>>4176322
>>4176273
Starting.
>>4176400
>>4176305
Well, we need to just pick one, dude.
>>4176396
You do it for fun!
>>4176432
ITALY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
>>4176412
Who is this German?
>>4176413
I prefer to work behind the scenes anyways
>>4176432
But it appears not this time.
>>4176432
>>4176434
Who are you?
>>4176432
Learn to be soldiers first, then we'll discuss battle
>>4176432
What in the world possessed him to do that?
>>4176432
>>4176465
It's not funny, dammit!
It's going to ruin my hair and my dress!
>>4176458
Weiss Schnee, to you.
I don't know what a "German" is though.
>>4176465
>>4176371
>>4176371
>>4176432
>CУКA БЛЯTЬ INTENIFINGS
>>4176432
>>4176343
>There's three spots left in it.
>>4176432
When did I learn a poison type move?!
>>4176453
The candy sounds good!
>>4176494
>>4176490
>>4176490
Where do you like in?
>>4176432
Of course! Because if I encounter any mortals, it won't be a fight, but a simple one sided slaughter!
>>4176432
The spikes continue to be the least effective fatal I added.
>>4176432
I did say that I came prepared. I don't just linger around with no preparation.
Both of you should learn how to prepare yourself for what happens in here.
>>4176476
Kayo Goutokuji, I'm just a cosplayer who's in a Survival Games Club. I don't really care for the Survival Games.
I'm just there to dress up.
>>4176497
You should clean your prop, it's dirty with artificial hemoglobine and that might make it work worse.
>>4176538
Well, I've got these, dude.
>He hands you a bowl of Skittles.
>>4176348
That's nice to hear, I don't think you've been this happy in a while.
>>4176366
Too late, besides I can only swap for late people right?
>>4176363
Thanks Rammy.
>>4176419
Ah, but probably not right away... Don't want to ware out your voice.
>>4176555
You are talking about the warlock who's restless when it comes to the Dark Arts, so obviously I could easily destroy anyone in this game!
>>4176555
I think this Eydis guy has a thing against robots..
>>4176555
Not cool
>>4176555
I don't believe in curses. My chances of surviving these awful games are unaffected.
>>4176555
A will to whom exactly
>>4176571
Well, I was sort of expecting I'd be stuck like that forever.
>>4176555
>>4176432
Looks like I was praying to the wrong god this time...Next time I'll just ask for a refill instead...
>>4176548
Fuck you and your holographic pentagram you delusional emo
>>4176515
I beg of you Sol, put Matoi in it
>>4176543
I hate that face...
>>4176555
You're lucky that weird bodyguard was there to protect you this time!
>>4176544
I attend Beacon Academy, the most prestigious school for Hunters and Huntresses in all of Remnant.
>>4176555
Running is fuuun!
>>4176569
>He eats a few out of the bowl
These taste really nice too!
I wish i could eat this stuff more often!
>>4176555
gotta remember to thank my friend for this tip
>>4176555
It has been some time since there was a day one arena.
>>4176217
Running chess simulations/analysis
>>4176571
>>4176497
Another young girl with a sword? I'm concerned as to where I ended up.
>>4176560
I've never heard of cosplay before or a club based around games, but it's pleasure to meet you.
>>4176603
>Gundam's pentagram starts to shine with the force of a thousand suns
You think this is just a mere illusion? Hahahahahahaha! Truly a fitting assumption to a lowly creature like you!
You had the chance to witness the powers of the Taboo King! You should be grateful for that, mortal!
>>4176637
Let the fools take care of each other, so you don't have waste too much time on them. It was the best way to deal with this situation.
>>4176637
YOU SON O-
Be very quite, I'm hunting Kyos!
>>4176560
PP-2000 better
>>4176593
Hey comrade!
>>4176615
I am a Russian soldier in the Soviet Army. Name is Soviet
>>4176613
>Is Matoi even in MUGEN? I'll check it out.
>>4176637
Why do I even try front line work...
>>4176676
You aren't cute enough for it hun.
>>4176217
>Watching EVO and sleeping.
>>4176637
Spartans never die, we are just missing in action
>>4176637
When someone's capable of killing you in one breath, the best action is to tell them they're right.
>>4176625
However, what you DON'T know, is that I put some M&Ms in it!
>He tries to laugh maniacally, but it just turns into a chuckle.
>>4176637
Thank you, Josuke!
>>4176676
I'M THE HERO~!
>>4176637
You just killed that dog and those two girls, what's wrong with you!?
>>4176677
Ughhh...Ohh...Oi, soldier! Sorry, sorry. I'm just a little out of it. You know dying is still troublesome for my mind.
>>4176217
I did this and played a little MGO.
Sue me, its my day off
>>4176592
Watch out or you might shrink back down by jinxing yourself.
>>4176667
I also think once you start talking a lot of people are going to start talking to you.
>>4176686
I'm one of the cutest! If I found my clone I might just stalk myself!
>>4176689
>>4176711
Nice meme.
>>4176707
...Eh?
>>4176637
I suppose even a worm can be strong here.
>>4176722
>>4176637
The top ten.
>>4176637
It's my duty to kill Grimm and avenge my teammates!
>>4176677
Never heard of either of those, so they mustn't be very important.
But you said you're a soldier, right?
What do you do in your army?
>>4176707
What are M&Ms? what's so funny?
Did you play a trick on me? that's mean!
>>4176718
That's not mine. Preparing for WWIII and mobilizing. Need something to cool you down
>>4176217
Listened to youtube in the background, typed some stuff up, played some HOI4
>>4176728
Sorry hun but you are about a 4 on the list. But don't give up hope! Maybe with some proper make up you can bump up to a 6!
>>4176739
Well, this isn't how I expected to spend the night.
>>4176728
What? I was just saying that I'm a hero. What're you looking for again?
>>4176759
M&Ms are chocolate, while Skittles are fruit! It's the perfect prank, and you just fell into my trap!
>He chuckles again.
>>4176637
sorry dude, i cant abide by that kinda play
>PK Diving
>>4176739
My bad my dudes!
>>4176739
You truly believed that you could contain the forces of the deep dark, by sealing me right next to them? A fool's decision made by a fool!
I'll return in a day, and I'll bring the army of flying demons of the night with me!
>Tanaka gets covered with bats and just sits down at the corner, waiting.
>>4176748
Fight Muslim terrorists. Train sometimes. Usual military stuff. Right now mobilizing for imminent attack or to attack
>>4176217
Watched youtube, got my writing document organised, talked to Sunset a bunch, and gonna go shopping later.
>>4176737
Haha, if you get flooded I'll leave you alone so you have one less person to worry about alright?
>>4176733
Hello today Lord Ainz, how are you doing?
>>4176722
Don't even dare imply that.
>>4176774
I'm the foremost authority on cute girls!
>>4176785
Kyo!
>>4176810
>Kaito is Hoshi
>>4176739
The feast will keep three creatures on their toes.
>>4176739
Y-you have my thanks...
Maybe you can stay with me and protect me more?
>>4176802
What are you attacking?
Does your world have Grimm to deal with too?
>>4176810
>>4176764
Not yours? I'm not sure what that means, but I like the idea about the cold one. I'll just go and grab one...I really need a refill before the next game.
>>4176813
Sorry sugar, you just got bumped down by me!
>>4176799
That's one way to get rabies.
>>4176822
>>4176813
...But what's a Kyo?
>>4176810
Well enough considering a worm got me in the arena. How are you Kaito?
>>4176825
No. Other people. I assume you haven't heard of human on human warfare.
>>4176832
I don't even feel threatened.
>>4176847
A cute!
>>4176822
Obviously it can't be me! I have high level explosive resistance! A strike like this couldn't harm me!
>>4176785
Chocolate? But I heard that i'm not allowed to eat that ever no matter what!
>>4176822
One of us will be killed by the blast.
>>4176822
Is that a giant t-rex?!
>>4176836
My body is just a human shell to contain my unimaginable powers, yet it's still far more durable than any other mortals'!
>>4176822
We see who is weak to explosions.
>>4176859
I have, it just makes me sick to think that without Grimm you'd still be fighting other people.
Do the Fauni in your world start problems too?
>>4176860
...And you're hunting a cute? Like, a cute person?
>>4176865
...Oh no. Please tell me you didn't taste any chocolate...
>>4176860
Good! It's good to accept your place! I don't want to have to plant things in your phone! Just between us girls, Noire is at the top of the cute list followed by Uni, Then the "queen" I guess.
>>4176868
I'm not even sure what you're mad about
>>4176889
I like to praise my own name...but let's not go too over the top with it...
>>4176889
...
>>4176812
Haha, I'm kidding, I mean I don't even think that'd be possible..
>>4176816
>Nope.
>>4176826
I can't lie though, the wait is killing me..
>>4176853
I'm pretty good! I've been practicing my swordsmanship for that upcoming event.
>>4176889
Well...I mean he looks dead....yeah, lets just leave it at that.
>>4176885
I see you're one of those types with the flair for the dramatic.
>>4176892
Yep!
>>4176898
Oh please, Uni is clearly cuter than Noire.
And Uni's not even the cutest.
>>4176912
>>4176822
yeah this'll come in handy for my medicinal "kelp"
anyone wanna join?
>Dean Wilson
>>4176908
Let's just call that an unfortunate circumstance.
>>4176891
What the hell are you talking about? No. We are only people with different ways of thinking or different religions. Do you want to know one of the deadliest wars we ever had?
>>4176668
Considering you're already dressing up as a samurai I can say the same. You're already cosplaying!
Cosplaying is the art of dressing up as fictional characters and the Survival Game club is pretty much a club that bases itself around these games and it's survival.
I'm just in it for the cosplaying though, I don't really care about these games. But I have to go now so farewell mister Samurai.
>>4176927
And did you find any cute people yet, dude?
>>4176889
So time before I can post the next one.
>>4176892
I don't think I did, I don't know what it tastes like though...
>>4176921
It's just obvious that one who's superior to others should make that fact clear by words and actions simultaneously!
If my words or actions come off to you as dramatic, that's just because your mind is to simple to hold them.
>>4176927
Belated hello.
>>4176927
Ah you see! This is why I took your place sugar! You are as blind as a bat! Everyone knows teased tsuns are the cutest.
>>4176929
Ah, you're going to bed? Well goodnight, have a good rest.
>>4176940
But I'm not...tch, farewell strange girl.
>>4176941
Everywhere!
>>4176949
>>4176945
I'm just going to let you two boys duke it out over me, if that's alright.
>>4176937
Sure, go ahead and enlighten me.
>>4176954
It doesn't taste like fruit! Do you feel sick or anything?
>>4176945
Stand back or I'll be forced to unleash the powers of my Four Dark Devas of Destruction on all of you!
None of us wants to turn this place into a feasting ground for my minions right?
>>4176963
>>4176912
Upcoming event..?
>>4176908
>F. You're gonna run out of doctors before your first win at this rate.
>>4176912
With this place...? Who knows. I just hope it sticks...I like it like this.
>>4176959
Hello!
>>4176961
Definitely cute, but not necessarily the cutest!
>>4176983
>>4176966
Everyone here? You think everyone here is cute?
>>4176968
>pushes you a nedium sized book
WWII.
60 million dead. Military and civilian
>>4176971
I think I do...
it's not that bad is it?
am i going to be fainted? I don't like that!
Obstacle defeated. Continuing on.
>>4177045
>>4177045
>>4177045