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>>4137847
Classy as fuck OP

>>4137847
>tfw you missed your chance to fuck Nero.

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>>4137661
>Giving a hot puff of hair along the gooey, hot slit of the Pokemon she can't help but moan as the tail wraps around her thick, swelling cock. the dripping slime only making her harder, fully erect and twitching her eyes roll, almost consumed by lust
Ahh.. You know what that is you beautiful beast <3 And it's all for you!

>>4137700
>Her chest jiggles in recoil as your hand honks at her hanging breast, her lips jutting out in a pout, shaking her head in protest
Hey! I'm not that dumb!... Just... I couldn't think was all...

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SHE HAS NICE ASS

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SINCE IM SUCH A WONDERFUL SKELETON, ILL SAY HELLO TO YOU ONCE MORE! NYEH HEH HEH!

>>4137812 Miku
(You're definitely gonna be around tomorrow? Can I have a date with Miku? With a 50/50 chance that we end up on the lamb from the Illuminati? And at the end of our chase we end up holed up in some abandoned house waiting out the heat. Then things start getting steamy. This has to be a movie plot, right?)

All right. I'm not so sure about this dog guy but I definitely can't stay at my place tonight. I'm gonna wake up in a pile of broken glass next time. If they touch my figures I'm going to wipe out that entire damn company, I swear.

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>>4137722
(That's cool - nice doubledubs again! If you're finished for the night, this will do as a closer - we don't have to continue.)

>As the goo girl is stained white, wrung from a half-genie with absolutely no desire to hold even a drop of what the slime deserved back, Shantae's brown skin is covered in blue, both with slimey female juices and male seed. Shantae hadn't experienced anything like this in a long time, and was enjoying the coolness spreading over her skin, especially as she was so passionately kissed, causing her to bring a hand up to cup the slimegirl's cheek, pressing herself up close against her wonderful lover.

>Almost reluctantly she parted from the kiss, panting softly, sliding her softening member out of the slimegirl's folds, shivering as her member was squeezed lovingly, the girl's insides reluctant to let her go. The half-genie sank to her knees, both out of legitimate exhaustion, and a desire to keep her promise, kissing and licking at the slimegirl's imitation shaft wordlessly, rubbing the blue slime that remained on her breasts.

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>>4137844
Oh man...and lemme guess...you don't know which do what?
>She cocks her eyebrow again, and dispite her reluctant tone, peels off her top, throwing it aside, taking a seat on the bed and crossing her arms in front of her tubby tummy

I will never understand some fetishes

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>>4137909
(Yeah, I reckon this is a good place to stop. And wow, it might have been a long time coming, but that was everything I hoped it would be and more! You're insanely talented, and I'm incredibly glad I took the time to finally lewd you! Did you enjoy yourself quite thoroughly as well, brown sugar~?)

LINE THOSE ASSES UP

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>>4137962

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>>4137962

>>4137934
Uh, I think...I think this one is for breasts
>he walks towards her, eyes stuck to her cute, underachieving chest. He tried to contain himself from looking down at her wide thighs as he handed her the vial, sloshing with honey-looking liquid. He had hoped it was the right one, he didn't want to give her anything unwanted or extra

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>>4137962

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>>4137962
Somebody once asked "can I spare some cash for hostages, I think one works for bane!"
I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little bane myself, but only one gets to stay on my plane

I HAVE AN ADDICTION TO BUTTS

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>>4137959
(I uh, finished before we finished, if you get my drift, so yes I did enjoy myself. I'm glad you found me so talented! Sometimes I feel kinda meh about how long I take to post, so getting complimented helps.)

>>4138001
AS DO I, BRING THEM OUT BROTHER

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>>4137962
Some butts then bed, my hand is getting too pained

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>>4138025

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>>4137901
(I won't say "definitely," my urges have been flaky lately, but I'll try! ..No calling dates, just come by! And then they surround the warehouse and we have to go out fighting. I like it.)

Don't worry I'll keep him reeled in, throw a pair of tights his way or something. Protect the figmas with your life! You know in your heart what you must do.

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>>4137980
>She looks at him with an unsure smile, shrugging and taking the vial from him
You better be right, dickface...
>The normally sweet Suzy finally lets her sass out, snapping at you, before winking playfully and knocking it back, not sure what to expect of the taste, so just trying to swallow it all quickly

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>>4137962

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>>4138001
Well the plane stops flying, and it will stop flying
Break out my cuffs and then I start punching
Didn't make sense not to crash this plane
Cus I've got a bigger one and my name is Bane
So much to do, Bruce Wayne to kill
But I am not taking the mask off

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>>4138006
(Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself as much as I did then~! And hey, speed and ability are two different things. Your writing is incredible, don't get yourself down because it takes time to make quality posts.)

>>4138001
>>4138014
(YOU WANT SOME MORE?)

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>>4138032
And all I have, night

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>>4138014
BIG
FAT
BIRD
BUTT

>>4138049
G'night, Rib.

>>4138029
Is this true?

>>4138039
>he was taken aback and a little turned on by her sass, returning the smile all the same as she downed it. He closed his eyes to remember; yellow for tits, pink for hips, red for ass, blue for thighs and green for dick. He was sure of it
Feel anything? Any sort of hot feelings or...anything..
>before he could finish it was already happening, her chest swelling and drooping low, her bra struggling as they overflowed

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>>4137885
(>puff of hair)
>She was having a hard time hearing her, what with the girl's head smothered by her fat ass and plush, puffy vulva. However, feeling the rigid, pulsing cock that her tail was wrapped so tightly around begin to twitch let the Goodra know exactly how she was feeling. Without another word, merely a self-satisfied smirk, she began to squeeze the mage's dick gently, her soft, gooey, and pliant flesh curling further around it as she did so.

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>>4137962

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>>4138047

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>>4138048
(Yeeaah, but it does take some time, and sometimes I do want to get right to the action but I still feel I have to work through an arc. It's meant that I haven't gotten to play with some past cuties.)

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>>4137962
>>4138001

>>4138079
Oh man I want to put my face in there.

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>>4137962

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>>4137962
>>4138014
ME ON THE BOTTOM

>>4138052
>Tsukihi ava never

>>4138108
Thats a very large tail.

>>4138035
(I mean, we basically played that once already but it was a magic trick. I don't trust anything anymore. But I hope we get to play again soon. I need to pass out, so whenever that is, I'll see ya then!)

All right, I'll be in your care for a little bit longer, then, Miku-chan. When this is all over, I wanna go to one of your shows again. Maybe I can even get that coveted backstage pass this time.

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>>4138103
(Well, the best way to overcome that is typically to practice. Through experience is how you improve yourself. If you want to get faster at typing, type more, and see if you can push yourself to do it faster every time. Plus getting right to the action isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just depends on the partner. More often than not you can ask if they want to just get to the fun or if they want some foreplay before hand.)

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>>4138147

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>>4138141
>sunibee
we really need a gooze ava

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10687087/1/A-Lilibee-Encounter

>>4138171
Please dont eat me.

>>4138153
Are you still playing?

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>>4138078
>She gasps, and in surprise and desperation, begins to manically giggle, afraid of what'll happen if she's not able to get her bra off in time...
>And just as that thought crosses her mind, she hears the snap of her bra clasp, and the thing comes shooting off, hitting the wall, as her overflowing chesticles flooding her lap
Aaaaanon....what the fuck did you do!?
>She tries to stand up and smack you, only to fall forward due to her new enhancements
>She's able to catch herself, grunting as she tries to lift her back all the way up, trying to slap you
That! Was! A! Brand! New! Bra!
>She berates you and smacks you as best she can with every word, her new tits flopping and bouncing about, threatening to knock her off balance again

I think I'm done. It's not worth it.

>>4138194
>tfw I was making a gooze folder today

See you nerds tomorrow 8)

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>>4138153
(That's a good point - I should actually ask if people want to go through the motions or enjoy that before sexy times. I don't think practice is as much the issue, considering, er, I have a bit of it.)

(I wish Shantae had some good butt)

>>4138213
Don't do it, Jiro. I'm sure there's someone else out there for you.

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>>4138152
(Ahaha, well I didn't want to wear out the joke I guess, but if you're up to doing The Fugitive: Idol Edition. I'll try my hardest to be around tomorrow! 'Night 'night!)

Miku will take good care of you! I feel like I owe you one, so perhaps soon.

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>>4138203

>>4138213
Hi jiro/paul/nue/mecha

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>>4138210
(It's pretty late over here, I doubt I've got the time or energy to start something new. I should be around tomorrow if you want to dick the slime, though.)

>>4138224
(I'm sure you could find some nice butt if you went looking hard enough for it. And I dunno, I'm just saying what helped me improve as a writer really. I didn't use to be what I am now, I just honed myself through tons of practice.)

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>>4138224

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Rawr!

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>>4138263
>Pushes the slime into a bed then puts the covers over them.

>>4138244
Nononono!
>Starts to back away

>>4138264
THE ASS
ITS FAT


>Capcha: Select all the mountains

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>>4137093 (Rangiku-anon)
>The moment he came inside her mouth. She smiled and took all he gave swallowing every last drop before pulling away and licking her lips.

Aww... You were so close, anon.~

>She stood up and kissed his cheek.

Don't worry. I'll let you have me next time we meet. You've got some impressive stamina. And I want you to fuck me till neither of us can stand.

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>>4138264
(That WebM is 100% pure gold.)

>>4138278
>Grabs the Parsee and forcibly cuddles her, covering both her and the sheets with slime

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>>4138263
(Well yeah like >>4138264 pointed out, but honestly there are other characters in the Shantae universe with dat butt.)

(I'm not saying practice doesn't make perfect, but I've been ERPing a while now. I didn't start here, even if I didn't play Shantae until I came here, and I kind of like it here since it's so low key.)

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>>4138112
>The Goodra's holes PUFF up further upon hearing the Anon's excited words. She spreads her thick, squishy thighs apart for him with a little strand of slime stretching between them before slowly drooping down onto her already slick vulva and purple 'donut'.

>only thing I'm good at is masturbating
how can I turn this into a career, /erp/?

>>4138264
>That shit on the dick

>>4138306
Be a qt grill or twink

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>>4138216
please, for the love of god, go through with it

>>4138267
>Spreads legs apart.

>>4138306
Handjobs?

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>>4138103
>>4138224
(I think you're quite a good writer, don't worry too much about taking a long time if you like to write a lot. It's about you having fun. Also, I'm glad you enjoyed me goofing around as Wario earlier.)

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>>4138302
>Parsee's body quickly became covered in the female's slime.

>>4138246
Is mecha really that bad? Man people have shit on him a lot lately. I still miss the robot posting honestly.

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>>4138326
R-rawr?

>>4138303
(An abundance of butt is nothing to be unhappy about! That's a fantastic thing to hear (and also another reason why I should probably get the Shantate games and play them). And yeah, this place is pretty nice. I didn't start here either, but I'm glad I came here.)

>>4138351
>The slime rolls over in her sleep, pressing her fat blue breasts into your face
>You like this

>>4138194
There is someone that plays gooze, though.

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>>4138363
(Ah jeez, there I go forgetting my image. Must be getting tired.)

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>>4138194
>>4138323
>>4138216
Excuse you.

>>4138358
>Slides her panties to the side

>>4138212
Hey, look on the bright side! You got what you wanted! I owe you one, ok?
>he swung away from her, giggling as her chest flopped and slapped. They hung quite low and heavy, a lot bigger then he thought, only making him more interested as to how the others would effect her

>>4138357
He didn't use to be, but for some reason he started to snowball when he embraced all the memes that rise up about him.

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>>4138344
(Gosh, that was funny - I just wish I could've been as equally humorous, but it's nice to show Shantae can fight a little and play like it's a game.)

>>4138363
(I'd recommend the Pirate's Curse game - Risky's Revenge is a bit short, and there's gonna be a new one coming out, Half Genie Hero. The game itself is only a little teasing now and then, but the writing is funny and there's plenty of porn anyway. Wayfoward's pretty cool about going 'yeah people making porn means they like the game')

(I like it here since it's so laid back, I can go anon sometimes and let out some more male urges, and people kinda know me and are friendly to me instead of it being a fight for attention.)

>>4138405
>tries to slap ass, but can barely reach it even when jumping

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>>4138171
I want to get swallowed by that tail.

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>>4138478
(It's fine, Wario is just a far more ridiculous character than Shantae. Shantae is for CUTE, Wario is for silly fun. Still is fun to do some non-lewd roleplaying once in a while.)

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>>4137962

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>>4138439
Fix em, you douche!
>Aware of just how much of a ridiculous scene she's making, she takes her seat on the bed again, awkardly attempting to cross her arms in front of chest, settling for covering her now-massive nipples with her palms, her tit meat sagging and pooling in her lap
Well...at least my belly shrunk...

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>>4138014

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You people probably don't remember the Greninja posted that was here a couple months back or so, but hey, it's me. Yes, I'm playing Gooze now. It's fun.

>>4138494
>Sits down on her knees to allow the earthling easier access.

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>>4138510
(I dunno, I would a femWario)

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>>4138478
(I may or may not be looking up large quantities of Shantae porn as we speak. Also yeah, I think I'll pick up Pirate's Curse soon, just need to scrounge the cash for it. And yeah, I see what you mean. Among folks here you seem like one of the most laid back, plus you're talented and friendly. A killer combo, if I may say so myself~)

>>4138499
>Slaps ass with left hand

>>4138535
>Slaps ass with right hand

>>4138543
ERIS IS
P L U M P !

>>4138555
(Everyone would a femwario. As long as she didn't have the fucking nose.)

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>>4138555
EGG SALAD

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>>4138556
>Wobbles like jelly, funnily enough

>>4138556
>Slaps ass with both hands

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>>4138554
(you have no idea how much I want to stuff my face into that butthole and go to town right now, but it's 3 am and I intended to go to sleep 2 hours ago. I'm so sorry. Just glad to know there is a gooze poster)

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>>4138558

N-No I'm not!

(Eris lewd is the rarest and finest of gems. Too bad I don't have many.)

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>>4138556

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>>4138576
>Makes a mental note to pound said ass from behind at earliest convenience

>>4138577
>Both of the slime girl's big blue cheeks ripple upon impact, jiggling magnificently for several mesmerizing seconds before reverting to their natural shape

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>>4138603
(Haha, no worries. It's unfortunate I'll be gone tomorrow, but I may just get on again as soon as I come back in the afternoon.)

And for everyone else wanting some thicc frog ninja or pink alien milfs in their threads... now you know.

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>>4138604
>Bumps her gooey butt into Eris's PLUMP rear
Eris is very cute! And lewd!
>>4138554
>>4138636

I want to press donuts together with that goo milf!

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>>4138556
(Aaah, there were days when /v/ would have semi-regular Shantae threads, and I saved much from those. And thanks for the compliment - I come here to have fun and make people happy, not cause drama or bring my own troubles into the thread.)

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>>4137962

>>4138542
Yeah, exactly! Um...here, this one..
>he hands her the red vial, his hands shaking a little as he stares at her swollen chest. Her nipples were covered, but the thought of them alone got him a little too hot

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>>4138661
>She looks suspiciously at the bottle, then up at his face, before snatching it out of his hand and knocking it back, still grumpily frowning, just knowing this is a bad idea...

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>>4138627
(God damn I want to bury my face in that ass.)

>>4138655
(You pull that off very well, I'd say. It's always a pleasure when you're around.)

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>>4138655
Sounds like Shante is a cool dude. No drama, no blog faggotry, just fun!

>>4138657
I wish I wasn't about to pass out.

>>4138674
See, they're shrinking..
>they were indeed, but the weight was being distributed somewhere else. He probably shouldn't have done it, seeing her explode at her new bra ripping was frightening enough, but now her jeans moan and tightened, her already plump and generous ass blowing up

>>4138629
>Makes a note to dick the slime girl tomorrow.

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>>4138675
(Thanks~ I can't honestly say I've always done right by the anons I've RPed with, but I don't think I've ever given an ava a bad time, and I always try to stay upbeat OOC. I still think other avas do a better job at being fun tho)

>>4138686
Aaaah stop calling me cool you're making me too happy

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G'night thread

I'll be around for date night tomorrow, if anyone wants to ask me out or whatever

Have some weezer that I almost passed out to
https://youtu.be/1y72sdtEPB8

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>>4138646
Just gooey enough where it matters~

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>>4138646

Well, I definitely with the cute comment. And, yeah, I'm pretty lewd.

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>>4138699
Oh fuck you....
>Her voice is low and menacing, as she looks forward at him, not even wanting to look back and confront what she can clearly feel going on back there
>She balls her hands into fists and sits there, steaming at him, and its only when she finally hears the sound of her new jeans ripping to shreds that she gets up to smack him, slapping him hard across the face and punching him in the gut

>>4138709
Shantae a cute!

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>>4138697
(Aww, thats a shame. Maybe we can have some fun another time)

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>>4138715
I'll be there fo sho

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>>4138702
(Looking forward to it~)

>>4138709
(Oh nonsense, it isn't a competition! You're cute, nice, talented, and you play a really great character really well! You're awesome in my books at the very least~)

>>4138723
Hha, fuck! That hurt! I told you what these did, alright?
>he falls to the ground, looking up at her towering figure as her now wobbling, fat ass jiggled. He rolled her the last three, rubbing his stomach as the hot pain slowly subsided

>>4138745

Remove those green hearts, you blue, salty whore.

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>>4138709
Shantae is CUTE! I want to cuddle with Shantae and accidentally cover her in goo!
>>4138720
P U F F Y DONUTS!
>>4138722
I also want to cuddle with Eris!
and then do lewd things

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Sorry everyone I'm late!

I had to make this week's batch of Moomoo milk, you see.

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>>4138725
<3

>>4138746
(Thanks again~! Though, would you ever want to see me play another character? I don't have a portfolio like everyone else, and I'm thinking maybe it's high time I mix things up.)

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1-3 I try to RP
4-6 I play Overwatch
7-9 I shitpost elsewhere
0 Sleep
Dubs MYSTERY BOX

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>>4138775
That <3 goes to you too, though I'm a little worried about what goo you mean

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>>4138775

We could cuddle and lewd at the same time. I'm flexible.

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>>4138784
(Oh, Shantae is your only ava? That honestly surprises me a little. I'll admit, as incredibly good a choice as I think Shantae is, I think it'd be wise of you to have at least two or three avas. There is such a thing as too many avas, but I find it's nice to mix it up every now and then. Like, I've got three (so far) and that's plenty of variety for me.)

>>4138788
WHAT'S IN THE MYSTERY BOX

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>>4138788
>I actually rolled Mystery Box

(Did not think this one through. ...um does anyone want anything?)

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>>4138794
It's not lewd good, if that's what you're implying.
Unless you want it to be!
>>4138809
There's a good idea now.

>>4138822
>another dubs
DAMNIT JIRO
What's on Spike

>>4138818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiGpvj1PwgU

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>>4138363
>Drowns in your breast.
>Dies.

>>4138822
What was the point of the shota club?

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>>4138843
>Hides your body under the mattress

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>>4138866
>Haunts you as a lewd sexy ghost.

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>>4138877
>Rapes the ghost

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>>4138877
(I don't have a witty response to this, so I'll jsut elt this song do the talking for me. Also, nice double dubs you got there Parsee.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

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>>4138837
>and that concludes are 24 hour coverage of the feeding of the Red Pandas. Aren't they cute? Now back to your regular scheduled programming.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S MOST PAINFUL SHITPOSTS OF THE THREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Starting off with #5 it's
>>4138100
this great, classic meme! I sure am hungry for

this post that's coming in hot at #4!
>>4138231
Calling out anons as avatars? Come on, man! Show some class! Hey, while we're on that subject

#3!
>>4138246
Seriously, you're going to try and call out EVERY blogposter and hope you get one right? That's weak, bro! Get it on the first try or go home!

Now coming in at #2 it's the source of the contamination, it's
>>4138213
this poor bastard who needed to let out some steam and let someone know how he's feeling. Hang in there, buddy! We're rooting for ya!

And now, the title of Most Painful Shitpost of the Day goes to:
>>4137950
This unspecific bastard who wants to speak the truth but can't find the soap box for it. This is a place open for all fetishes, my good buddy, I'm sure you'll find someone to tickle your wiener!

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>>4138900
>Drags you to a secluded area then makes loving ghost baby with you.
>>4138912
Parsee 1
Slime/Best Arachnid 0

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>>4138912
*just let
(Oh baby, the typos are starting. Definitely should think about sleeping.)

>>4138925
(Damn it, there's a score tally? Oh I'm so going to get you back for this!)

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Ah, seems I've already missed most of the action already.

Oh well.

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>>4138831

I'm always full of good ideas.

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>>4138919
Another fine show, wouldn't you say, Ken?
Haha! You got that right!
Did you manage to score with our shota loving patriot, Iowa?
Nah, I banged the big breasted science lady in the red dress! Had to put on a green mask for it but it went great!
Good for you, Ken. How about you celebrate by leading us out with the ERP golden rule?
Yeah, you got it!

DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!

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>>4138935
Don't you mean GOO'd ideas?

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>>4138933
Shhhhhh, sleep now.

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>>4138812
(I just never got around to getting enough pictures together for another one, and most of the ones I could use are already taken by other anons. Best I could do is try something with Makoto or something, and even then I don't have as much pics of her as I'd like, and I don't really know her well.)

>>4138831
...Maybe it could be lewd goo. Cuddles are good on their own though.

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>>4138852
(An attempt to form a sense of camaraderie with the thread shotas that didn't quite work out. Even if it did, I haven't brought out Taranza in awhile. Haven't felt like it for some reason.)

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>>4138951
(Soon.)

>>4138955
(My policy for picking up avas is always to find a source material I like, isolating a character I like and feel like I can play, gathering as many images of them as I can, and then filtering through them for the good stuff. Or, y'know, just playing a blank slate. Like the slime. She's just a slime girl, not a character.)

>>4138958
(Is it too late to make a quick mystery box request before I pass out?)

>>4138941
>DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!
Look who's talking.

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>>4138987
(Of course not. What is it?)

>>4138993
(It's not even attachment anymore at this point.)

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>>4138987

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>>4138925
I never asked for this!

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>>4138997
(You like Berserk, right? Care to tell me what you think about the new anime?)

>>4139001
(Don't give me that look.)

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>>4138987
(But you've given her a fun and bubbly character! I guess I could play a monstergirl or something. Me like anubis girls.)

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>>4139001
>>4138987
>>4138987
Forgot to write pet.

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>>4139007
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXpuRIZzJog

I'll just stick with the manga, thank you.)

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>>4139014
(That's because I developed her! And that could work. I wholeheartedly approve of more monster girls, especially anubutt. Just do whatever feels natural to you. Trying to force an ava never turns out well.)

>>4139026
>Pets the Parsee
(Maybe you should get some sleep too, eh?)

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>>4139032
(Probably a smart idea on your part. Mean you don't have to see shit like this.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dm6ci8U7Nk

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>>4139035
I woke up an hour ago and played some vidya. I have nothing to do today.

>>4138462
Pretty much. I have a problem with self-deprecative humor. I go overboard attempting to get a laugh and kinda fuck myself over more than anything.

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>>4139002
I did.

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>>4139057
(Oh I know all about the QUALITY. I was willing to forgive on that level were it not for the fact that they so blatantly not really cared about the source material aside from the big things. Skipping and cutting out so much. Utter bollocks to that mess. I'll just keep saving up money for the musou.)

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>>4139064
Oh look, its the adult version of me.

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>>4139081
I am not you.

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>>4139059
(You'll find something, I'm sure. You'd be surprised how much you can find to do if you just go looking.)

>>4139079
(No bloody kidding. It's irritating to see them ripping out a lot of smaller stuff just because they want to save money and time. The QUALITY on top of that though, and it's just a trainwreck. Hopefully the musou proves to be as promising as it looks.)

>>4139088
>>4139081
You're both Sadako, get outta here

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>>4139109
I'm just watching some two best friends last stream on Demon Souls while downloading some mods.

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Shantae will sleep. Have a good night!

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>>4139109
(Well, it looks questionable according to some people. As a musou fan, I've come to expect as such and I'm honestly surprised that everyone thought other wise. Doesn't change the fact that I'm still disappointed Koei still insists on Vita ports despite Sony themselves giving up on that thing. )

>>4139135
(I hope to one day finish what I started with this genie. Good night!)

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>>4139113
>>4139088
>>4139081
O hey guise

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>>4139088
Are you sure? You look a lot like me.
>>4139113
Thats not my name anon. I'm Sachiko Shinozaki.
>>4139146
Oh my~

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>>4139146
We getting spooky?
>>4139157
I am a ghost.

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>>4139145
(Try poking me about it sometime - it's more a thing I gotta be in the mood for, but we could try!)

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>>4139134
(See, that's a start. Use that as a launching point for what else you'll do.)

>>4139135
(Sleep well brown sugar, that's for the swell time~!)

>>4139145
(From what I've seen it looks alright. I don't really have the money or the consoles to play it myself, but I'm at least hopeful that it'll capture the story well enough. The Vita port thing though, yeah, that's a bit of an... odd career choice.)

(I think I ought to catch some shut-eye now too, it's so late it's early. Thanks all for making my night an awesome one as always. Stay cool, ERP!)

>>4139145
Nigger why do you use these threads as your personal blog

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>>4139175
>(is shy
rip)

>>4139177
(Night, Nui.)

>>4139195
(I didn't intend to go so deep this time. I'm sorry, anon. I'll resume lurking.)

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>>4139157
>>4139171
Who wants to be consumed like free pizza at an anime convention?

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>>4139212
What is this from?

>>4139212
What is that game

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>>4139171
So am i dummy.
>>4139212
Do you really think you can do that to me?
>>4139222
>>4139228
Its from F.E.A.R

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>>4139177
'Night 'Night Nui!

>>4139228
Boku no FEAR

>>4139205
You do this every thread. Why not make a tumblr and go blog there instead

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>>4139263
>>4139248
I should get around to finishing FEAR but just the gun play feels so rough.

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>>4139222
>>4139228
FEAR 2 : The sweet spot in the FEAR franchise for me.
The first was pretty solid but also rather janky at times (no full-auto assault rifle whatsoever, the hell?)
And the 3rd was just a complete mess that ran like AIDS and limited you to 2 guns at any given time.

Also, can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?

>>4139271
Man, it's early in the morning/late at night. Most people are winding down or going to bed. Just relax and chill

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>>4139299
Yea. Alma is not a semen demon monster and Steve has a shit flag in his hand.
Fear 3 was ok for me since it was a game that I played with friends and that one area when you're in that electric store was the best. Fear two never played it.

>>4139271
He wasn't even blogposting this time, he was just answering some questions people asked him. When he's doing his "woe is me" bullshit, then call him out on it.

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>>4139345
I guess so, I just don't feel like coop works in an horror setting. The 2nd game has the best mix of story and gameplay imo.

Also yeah, but no the thing is they built an entire school for the sake of experimenting on children. And Alma's class of "1st graders" is actually nothing scientists studying her and pretending like it's totally normal for her to be the only kid in there while everyone else is a grown-ass adult.

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I wish someone would pick up Sex Maniac from LD and play her already.

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>>4139432
I was actually referring to something else with the name called Alma. Well, I need to get some food.

>>4139496
The problem is if they did, they'd be shitposted to hell until they proved they weren't LD.

>>4139526
This

>>4139526
Also they'd probably be shitposted relentlessly by LD themselves.

>>4139526
>they'd be shitposted to hell until they proved they weren't LD
Anons are flighty. Hell, today alone two anons admitted to wanting to typefuck Paul in spite of what he did before. Give it the weekend and he'll basically be forgiven.

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>>4139565
It's sad really.

>>4139565
Kind of a damn shame, honestly.

>>4139565
I was one of those anons.
I was just going to shitpost him once we started fucking.

>>4139618
Fuckin shitposter

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>>4139496
To think, I was the one who gave Paul a link to all those pictures, too.

Oh well... It happens.

>>4139565
Anons are truly the best and worst of this thread.

>>4139682
Nigger cocks

>>4139657
No one can fault you for good taste. It being taken by a right shitter isn't really your fault either.

>>4139682
They're the backbone of the thread, but a backbone with scoliosis.

>>4139682
Don't fuck with the anons.

>>4139682
As far as I can tell, you're all anons.

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>>4139699
I suppose you're right. Thank you anon.
>Hugs

>>4139740
Aye and any time! Have a good day!
>Hugs back

>>4139798
Did you actually go back 3 hours to find that, anon?

>>4139798
I'm glad we can keep up with Jiro's blogging in the Discord now too, thanks to you.

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>>4139798
So if you've just lost your sweetheart
And it seems there's no good way to choose
Come along with me, misery loves company

>>4139895
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

>>4139879
Your welcome, please link and subscribe for more content like this!

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>>4139916
Shut up

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I-is it safe for me to post

>>4139942
Oh fine should've gone with The Candy Man, mornin' Char-bar.
>>4139944
Mornin' Cuteryuu

>>4139944
(Checked and yes it is)

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>>4139944
No.

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>>4139959
Hi.

>>4139967
Thanks Paul Allen

>>4139975
Gomen.

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>>4139959
>Kicks you in the groin
Morning!

>>4139979
How're you doing this morning?

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>>4139979
How are you?

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>>4139979
(Not Paul)

>>4139993
>Sputters and coughs on the ground.
How goes my...little chocolate fiend?

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>>4140001
Bet ship please marry me.

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>>4139994
>>4139996
Tired, work was rough.

And I got quite a lot of hate while I was away. Making me thoughtful.

>>4140001
Well yeah if you were *that* Paul I wouldn't reply, but I couldn't resist an American Psycho reference.

>>4140038
>And I got quite a lot of hate while I was away. Making me thoughtful.

You really should stop making your life revolve around these threads.

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>>4140006
I'm doing very well!
>She presses her bare foot onto your face before giving it a light kick
I hope you're doing good too!

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>>4140015
*Best

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>>4140015
>>4140048
Well that was certainly quick

>>4140038
(Kek)

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>>4140043
My life revolves around work and sleep, this is just how I spend most of my little free time. But you're right regardless.

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>>4140062
Why wouldn't I say that to best ship?
>>4140038
Working on the weekends. That's rough.

>>4140038
Eh, I think you're funny when you embrace it. And no one you talk to seems to mind either. It's better than seeing the memes and exploding like some people.

>>4140045
>He rolls onto his back and smiles.
I'm doing great! Well rested, and all that. You're awfully long in your hello today, something up?

>>4140066
Get a hobby that can get you an actual social life. These threads are becoming a crutch for you. It doesn't help that there are people who here, who although mean well, encourage your mental decay.

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>>4140075
Hmm....I'll be keeping an eye on you....

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>>4140107
How can youkeep an eye on me when.....
>Parsee places her hands onto the female's eyes.
When you can't see!

Where can I find good art to use?

>>4140145
pixiv, gelbooru, r34

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>>4140121
Do not underestimate me....

>The mouth of her hat opens and various aircraft are released

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>>4140081
Just because I'm still hurting you?
>She plops her butt onto your chest, giving you a quizzical look
I just find hurting you to be so fun and it's not like you mind it
>She smiled as she lightly slapped your face

>>4140150
You da real mvp

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>>4140155
H-hey, that's no fair.

>>4140100
Were you the same anon who dropped the truth bomb on me a few days ago?

'cause you're not wrong.

I've been working on the former, but for reasons I won't specify and bore the lot of you with even more, it's a slow going, arduous task. But it would certainly help me keep on task here when I do post.

This is why I often stay out of online communities, as I have a habit of leaning on them for interaction. The dating service thing is hogwash, I just like having friends, since I spent so many years working nights normal social structures are foreign to me.

>>4140081
While true, it bugs *me* after awhile, and not just cause I get shit on for it.

>>4140156
>He grabs you hand and gives it a kiss.
I suppose that's true. I can't say I mind it, I know I make a pretty good punching bag.
>He starts to giggle, rubbing his face.
Just like you make a cute chocolate muse in the kitchen

>>4140190
I suppose that's fair, and you've been getting a pretty heavy amount of hate and memeing the last few weeks.
I only recently got off the night shift myself in the past few years, it's been a pretty slow process, going back to "normal". Especially since I tend to spend a fairly ridiculous amount of time working, or doing work related things.
That and the time spent on nights made me incredibly antisocial, to the point were most of the time I spend outside is as quick as humanly possible, with as little interaction as possible because it's tiring.
On top of that, most of what I have to do almost requires me to be a complete asshole, which is why I like to come home, stop playing, and have fun being myself.

>>4139942
Hello Chara. Sleep well?
>He already had the balisong knife held out ready for her, knowing she would most likely ask for it.

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>>4140199
You make for a good punching bag and chocolate dispenser!
>She says with a smile, thinking it was some sort of compliment

>>4140258
I didn't sleep!
>She leans her body against yours, letting out a yawn
Thanks for reminding me

>>4140254
It's not entirely unwarranted. I basically made this character be what I picked her up to save her from - irrelevance. It makes me feel so bad over it too. I want to fix that, but I feel like I may not be able to. In the grand scheme of things its a small deal, but I've been at this sort of thing for so long and for all its foibles, assholes and saints, it's one of the best RP communities I've been a part of.

You sound a lot like me. I have a medical thing that leaves me with less energy than most people, and add insomnia ontop of it, during my time working overnight I went weeks getting maybe 2-3 hours of sleep a day at best. Some days it still ends up like that, and it fucks with my head. I'm so tired when I'm not working, it's like I spend that time off just slowly trying to be able to tackle it all over again.

I hate people but I realize I need people. I'm a social person without a social calling, which is why I've ended up like this. I just want to make people happy and laugh, but I haven't been doing the best job of it. It breaks my heart somedays I'm stuck working when its so lively here, and I could take part.

I'm sounding dramatic for effect, I mean, it doesn't bug me that much, but it still grates. I have so many ideas and things I want to explore, but so very little time to. Collaborative writing is my passion so this isn't something I can just walk away from, which is obvious from how disastrous any attempt to step completely away have ended up, so I just have to fix my mindset, somehow.

Sorry for the drabble.

>>4140320
>He rolls his eyes, coming to expect these sorts of things, with a light laugh
And you make a good cuddle buddy! Stabby bits and all!
>He reaches up and pulls you down into a hug on top of him

>>4138039
bitch look straight outta Whoville

>>4140331
No worries. Cutes, are you me? Mine isn't medical, it's just dealing with the people on night shift that came into my work at the time gave me an intense hatred and cynicism of people from the way they acted.
That is literally how I spent my time on the nightshift. I spent all night trying to get as much as I possibly could done, til they piled the work on and then insulted me when I wasn't getting it through.
Most of my friends had day jobs so it meant I either had to wake up early or hope they woke up early on a day off in order to even talk with them, let alone gaming. And because the area's small, nothing is open by the time a night-shifter wants to sleep, and almost everywhere is closed by when you wake up, so you had to stay up just to get normal everyday shit done.
And then people always ask why you're so tired while you've been up for the past 4 days, trying to keep up with friends and have a life while you work the graveyard shift, and get mad when you turn them down because of it.
It's a shit cycle, man. My best move was finding a way off of it, but the damage was mostly done by that point. But I can understand that last bit, I used to do this a long time ago, and when I found these by accident a couple months ago (holy shit it's been that long already?), it was like a fun I hadn't had in years.

tldr; Slow process but change is good

>>4140320
>He just smiled.
You didn't sleep? How come?

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>>4140417
I should probably tone down the heart to hearting lest I feel real embarrassed come the morning, but thanks for sharing. Yeah, I know how all that is extensively. I've been working days for a few months now but I still feel really weird and not very acclimated to it. You should have seen me when I worked two jobs - I was able to quit that at least a few months ago.

While I have a number of friends I've made here I appreciate dearly and can rely on even if the threads don't work out for me, it's people like you and others I've talked to a bit more recently like Jinx and Parsee that inspire me to keep at this than just retire in to private play and stop trying. So, thank you.

This is advanced blogging.

>>4140512
Any time Cuteryuu. And thank you, sometimes it feels good to get shit off your chest. But agreed, probably best to stop.

You should probably head to bed though, silly boat.
>He gives you a bearhug

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>>4140563
Yeah I'll get some rest now. Good luck with your sluts for the day. If I decide to take it easy instead of piddle my time away here before work, have a good day and night too.

>Kisses his cheek during the hug.
'nite 'nite.

>>4140640
>Blushes
Hey, I told you I cut back! And you too; works sucks, but we can't all be worthless NEETs, otherwise nothing would run.

Night!

Who's still awake?

>>4140772
I am, but it doesn't matter since I'm an anon.

>>4140772
I just woke up if that counts for anything.

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>>4140772
I am, but only for a mere few minutes.

>>4140772
I am but can only be anon since I'm on my phone

>>4140797
>>4140802
>>4140817
Anons are cute.

>>4140822
Th-Thanks.

>>4140822
Thank...you?

>>4140822
Aw, shucks

>>4140803
Have a good rest then!

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>>4140822
That they are!

>>4140825
>>4140830
>>4140845
>Hugs all three cute anons at once
Mmm~

>>4140850
Thank you!

>>4140868
>Hugs backs
Sleep well, Mattie!

>>4140868
>gets absorbed deep into the cleavage
>is never heard from again

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>Holds your hand
Fuck I'm good at this erp thing.

>>4140908
Whoa there buddy, that's a bit much don't you think?

>>4140908
>drinks from your cup
Kansetsu kissu

>>4140908
Calm down nigga, we aren't savages.

>Boops everyone's nose

>>4140955
>sniffles
What do you want?

>>4140955
At least boop it with your dick

>>4140955
Why must you do this to me?

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>>4140914
>>4140936
A-Am I not doing this right?
>>4140927
Don't touch me or my cup again.

>>4140996
>touches you, then touches the cup
FUCK DA POLICE

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>>4141006
I'll be pursuing legal action, you just raped me and my cup.
See you in court.

bolin

I'm cold

>>4141015
>Literally fucks the police

>>4141018
Ballin'?

>>4141019
>hugs from behind, pressing warmly clothed breasts into your back

>>4141019
Let's share body heat, in a sexual manner

>>4141019
Hello Cold, I'm Dad!

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>Irish "internet"
Sorry I couldn't finish my autistic argument about how I was starting shit but not the bad kind of shit last night lads.

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>>4141018
>>4141023
What do you want?