Zootopia Thread: Posting the same fucking image over and over again until people find it funny Edition
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Foxe
What is your favorite thing about Nick?
Personally, I want to smother my face in his ass
once again, we are getting fucked right in the ass by fanatics. the irony is that this very morning our president was saying that everything wazs okay now, the emergency state isnt necessary anymore. rest in pepperoni, once again.
>>4108263
>That's what Judy wanted.
>She has a goddamn danger fetish.
Be sure to get your scent on your bun
>>4108313
I like his chest/neck fluff. I wanna drown in it.
>>4108348
>Nick, can't stop rubbing his junk on Judy's things, she can't smell it, but every pred who gets close certainly can.
Here's a nice picture for our French bros!
>>4108379
The anatomy on Nick in this image is fucking me up something fierce
>>4108348
And by scent you mean Rosemary, right?
>>4108347
Why else would a dumb bunny wanna be a cop?
>>4108417
>Judy doesn't notice it.
>It still affects her.
>She's now constantly horny and doesn't know why.
>>4108462
Yup.
Look at that scene with Gideon.
I bet she'd never been wetter than at that moment.
>>4108313
His.. Meat is delicious.
>>4108379
>>4108494
Different scents.
Judy just thinks it's Lavender.
>>4108494
Damn didn't know that, then I guess she's just into scent exhibitionism?
There's always someone who hasn't done this yet.
>>4108342
>Predators just wanted to belong
>Nick just wanted to belong
Be Believe Belong.
>>4108567
k
>>4108328
Nevar forghetti, mom's spaghetti.
>>4108567
Don't do it those who have! It's a trap! The mark of the beast!
>>4108551
Yeah, she probably is.
Those little bite marks, scratches, the scent on her? She loves letting everybody around her know exactly who owns her.
>Judy had always liked the scent of violets in spring. It made her feel calm and at peace.
>Occasionally since she's started dating Nick, she's been smelling it all over the place.
>She thinks it's his cologne, or his detergent.
>It's actually just how Nick's marking her.
>Judy doesn't care, it just makes her feel safe.
>>4108567
im a bune living in palm district. yeay.
>>4108532
What's the longest Judy has ever spent sniffing Nick's musk?
>>4108567
I haven't fallen this far, yet.
I refuse.
>>4108540
>implyinbg
Foxes smell like hot garbage.
>>4108666
and working in otterdam. noice.
>>4106336
And I just came back to this, myself. Glad I could help.
>how could I narrate it from a sort of "both of their" viewpoints?
Well, while it is possible to do what's called "third-person omniscient," even in stories written in such form, they tend to stick to one viewpoint character for a single scene. This is simply because jumping around between different characters' heads gets confusing pretty quick. It helps the reader, and the narrative, to keep things focused around one viewpoint and the tone that view imparts.
Even films are written like this. Case in point: Zootopia itself. Judy is our viewpoint character for the film--she's in every scene, and serves as the emotional center of everything that takes place in the story. We aren't told the thoughts and emotions of Judy's parents--they show them easily enough through their interactions with Judy. Chief Bogo appears gigantic and implacable because that's how Judy sees him. We don't hear Nick's inner turmoil until he tells Judy (and us) about it.
If you want to convey two characters' emotions in one scene, it's as simple as letting them play off one another. One character's thoughts and words serve as fuel for the other's reactions. And they don't have to do so in complete detail--less is actually more in this case. Think of the scene where Judy makes up with Nick: we know where she's coming from and what she's feeling (because, of course, she spills it all to Nick), but initially we are closed off from Nick's state of mind, and that's what drives the scene forward. The question is what makes the scene: is he going to put her off, or is he going to forgive her? When he turns around with that smile on his face, we learn exactly what he's thinking, and it's all the more powerful because of it.
>>4106852
Well, I'm very flattered. I'll tell you what: I often lurk these threads, so if you post something and ask for critique, I'll probably notice and we can go from there.
>>4108567
Rolling for a job is fucking stupid, the chart is based on your lot in life, you were born as an X and you grew up living in Y
You get to choose what you do with your life though
>>4108679
They also don't walk or talk or fuck bunnies but aint letting that stop us
>>4108723
Rolling for job is just rolling where you work, you get to choose what you do.
>>4108328
then im a bune living in palm district, working in otterdam as an 2D animator. good enough
>>4108842
Tasty
For the new thread, just to see what other people think: We know that Foxes and Bunnies have historical issues with one another, but what other mammals have old grudges? And what mammals have old friendships?
>>4108793
It's still funny that flowers is the scent they come up with when trash is more like it. Get lil more creative. Rancid coffee.
>>4108567
Im not becoming a fucking mammal
8888
>>4108842
you made my frenchy stomach growl. yummy
have some sleepy animals as an apology for last thread
>>4108825
I'd just work where I live
Rolling for job location gets you stupid shit like living in Little Rodentia and working in Rocky Road
>>4108894
no heiling for you
>>4108906
Sleepy harem.
>>4108567
Silver fox living in Rainbow Falls, work near/on Wall St.
Am I a stockbroker?
>>4108906
apology for what?
>>4108974
crying tigers
Surprised the Savagefags haven't shown up yet.
I want to do Pack Street lewds but I cannot write or draw.
>>4107758
"Fuck the police" would have been a more fitting caption.
>>4109026
I mean, I personally don't tend to SavagePost until somebody brings it up.
>>4109032
Record a Vocaroo of you pretending to be a couple Pack Streeters fucking each other.
>>4109011
I wanna see one of those bunners cheering up the crying tiger
>>4109060
it's weird seeing Savage not being drawn as a tinky rabbit boy
>>4109120
I honestly hate the proportions on this imageset, but there's a lot of other things I like about it.
>>4109032
What kind of lewds?
>>4108942
That's up to you, man.
>>4109120
What if Jack Savage was first and foremost a master of disguise? And what if he's actually in Zootopia, observing things while disguised as various critters around the city?
>>4109032
Why don't you start learning to write or draw? Even if it's not very good I'm sure people, including weaver, would enjoy it.
You don't have to be particularly good at something to make people happy, as long as you're willing to take criticism.
>>4109153
I was thinking Remmy / Ozzy brojobs.
>>4108877
lesbian hatefuck when?
>>4109207
>LET US HAVE THAT ONE
Really though, not nearly enough lesbians around here.
>>4108906
Smiles is a big guy
I'm unsure of what to think of the recent MEAD comic.
http://imgur.com/a/bTeFV
On one hand, its nice, cute and comfy
On the other, it could be the calm before a massive fucking storm
>>4109011
>crying tigers
No
Flying Tigers
>>4109276
haaaaaaah that's cute
>>4108567
allu ackfart
>>4108842
this is like porn for me
>>4109276
>the Flying Tigers are Zootopia's version of the Blue Angels
Is that too on-the-nose?
>>4109260
But Anon the storm is already happening. Didn't you read the comic?
>>4109161
What if he's a human
He could be you!
He could be me!
He could even be-
>>4109207
Sir, I think you misjudge these fine ladies particular neurosis here
>>4109387
>>4109448
Judy died of internal bleeding and the shot completely missed
>>4109026
SURPRISE
>>4109207
neither one is particularly into girls, but there is a lot of racial tension, sam drags them around to a couple bars, swords come up, drinks are flowing, gazelle used to be a major weeaboo and studied Changquan, drinks continue to flow, a fellah looking for a one night stand ends up losing a couple teeth, they end up back in one of the museum storerooms to settle it Aafiya with a Messer vs miss Gazelle with a Jian, they both manage to avoid breaking any bones and it ends in a rather messy hatefuck and inappropriate use of several ancient artifacts.
>>4109490
Alternatively, very much deaf.
>>4109448
lmao, .44 to a bunny would probably be like trying to handfire an 87mm mortar
>>4109497
BUTT SEX BUTT SEX
Nick looks so much better wearing Judy's style of police uniform.
Dat body-tight getup
>>4109497
HIT THE ROAD JACK
>>4109158
Sounds like a dreadful job...
But there's good money involved.
I'll do it.
>"Carrots, something is wrong I hear more than three hearts beating"
>"Yes, and?"
>"It's more like seven or six"
>"Yes Nick, I heard you, and?"
Since I'll laze out, taking requests.
>>4109559
...Now that song is stuck in my head.
You bastard.
I just want to be a bunny and I want somebody to insult me and call me a dumb bunny and tell me how I'm not good for anything but servicing their predcock.
>>4109575
Lewd Bellwether and Sharla
>>4109575
Nice
>>4109575
Judy and Nick looking at a poster of the movie adaptation of the Nighthowler case.
>>4109533
yes
>>4109610
WHA- NO!
>>4109610
>BANANA SLAMMA.png
>>4109533
I see whatcha did there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtLh_FJGNo
Also, I can't fucking post worth shit.
>>4109504
...i'm not sure, even drunk would Aafiya risk damaging archaeological artifacts?
>>4109524
Someone somewhere fantasizes about that.
>>4109718
>>4109575
nigga that's kawaii
>>4108567
I got a ermine
>>4109755
DA FUQ?! NO.
>>4109587
Never give up your dream, anon.
Maybe take it to /soc/ though.
>>4108567
I'm an ocelot - seems like a good one
>>4109837
Obviously you must also be a gunslinger.
>>4109772
congratulations, you are now a fuzzy hyperactive homicidal slinky.
>>4109774
>>4109772
At night, the ice weasels come.
>>4109847
I dont get it, am I out of the loop on a meme
>>4109718
>>4109892
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Revolver_Ocelot
>>4109837
>ocelot
>>4105668
>Judy removes her clothes and climbs into bed next to her loving husband
>She sighs and cuddles up to his naked body
>Nick is reading a book and seems to be really into it
>"Nick, are you still sure about our agreement?"
>"Absolutely, Judy. Whitney and I talked and we think next Thursday would be a good time for our first session."
>"You scheduled a... session with her already?"
>"Not formally. Obviously I'm talking with you about it first."
>"This really is happening, isn't it..."
>"Judy."
>Nick puts down his book and looks her right in the eyes
>"If you don't want to go through with this, I can stop it all with no problem. I'm telling you, though, it's just sex. We won't harbour any feelings towards each other. I
would expect the same from you."
>Judy stares deep into his emerald eyes for a moment
>she relents
>"Oh, Nick. It will all be worth it when we're raising our little critters, won't it?"
>"You know it, Carrots."
>He wraps his arms around her and gives her a kiss on her ear
>"Stop it, Nick! That tickles!"
>He nips and bites at her ears a little more
>They wrestle around on the bed for a little while until they're both hot and sweaty
>They suddenly gaze at each other and embrace in a warm kiss
>Judy moans and rolls onto her back and Nick grabs her torso
>He reaches down and whispers into her ear
>"You'll always be my little bunny."
>>4109772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbqvqf3-14
>>4109932
>>"You'll always be my little bunny."
"Up until Jack Savage is balls-deep in your pussy with his carrot. Then you're all his beeeotch! See ya!"
>>4109932
Thing is, they dont have to have sex with another person. Just cum in a petridish and use that to inseminate the ladies
test
>>4110036
Awoo?
>>4110049
sorry just /v/ is being shit then
>>4109932
>I'm telling you, though, it's just sex. We won't harbour any feelings towards each other
>The vixen doesnt tell Nick she's on birth control
>They use it as an excuse to keep banging
>Nick surrenders to his love for foxes
>>4109755
nightmare fuel right there!
>>4109885
Shit's a monster.
>>4110024
It's just an excuse for the author to write Cuck shit.
Just fucking use the good ol' adoption route.
Seriously, Judy doesn't seem like the type to just give up on chasing and busting bad guys just for some kids.
>>4110147
I still stick to the idea that rabbit gestation is very short. She can take a week off to birth the kids, then be back on the force.
>mfw I got the trips
>started this Savage Hops cucking shit
>>4109444
obviously we need more material to outline their character.
btw, what is the gazelle's name and what all have you drawn with her?
>>4110188
The point of the green is that she wants to raise kids. Not just pop a couple out and then get right back on the streets.
>>4110204
What?
When? Where?
Link?
>>4110188
I thought the movie left pretty clear that gestation period is specific to the species.
>>4110005
Then Nick knots up in Savage's behind
This is Jackass
>>4109772
Now rollan for job.
>>4110255
"HI, I'm Nick Wilde and Welcome to Jack's Ass!" *Rams knot inside, plays Jackass theme song as Jack moans like a bottom slut.*
I got a Tiger. Can I dance now?
Where's that anon that always wants to fuck Tigers?
>>4110317
>all tigers can dance
racist
>>4109448
>>4109490
>>4109532
>>4110262
Guess ill work at Tundra gate.
>>4110204
>mfw that face
>>4110336
Have you seen those backup dancers?
Nigga, Tiger's are majestic as fuck. They can dance all they want.
>>4109608
>"Hey Carrots, you've seen this?"
>"Huh? 'Savage City, the case that shook zootopia to the core... Jack Savage as Secret Agent Jude Hopps, Diana Sky as Ms. Nicole P. Wild... solve the most famous case in Zootopia history!? What is this!?"
>"Why are you so angry? It's us!"
>"Nick, does this look like us? This is nothing like reality!"
>"Artistic license, it's even more interesting this way! Besides they're actors, it's not supposed to be us."
>"Nick she has a nighthowler on her hand! I think you're in with the villains in this."
>"Wait what?"
>>4110278
>>4110188
Okay, if rabbit have that many children, how do they pay attention to them all?
Like Stu and Bonnie, how could you possibly give 275 children the love, care, and attention they deserve?
They'd get to talk to their parents like 5 minutes a day
Rabbit males are bucks, females are does, and they have kittens together. Who the fuck thought this shit up?
>>4110393
>Jack Savage
yesssssss
>>4110401
farmers?
>>4110393
that's fantastic
>>4110401
Me.
>>4109011
Is she crying for France?
>>4110393
This. This is good.
>>4110393
...Can someone draw female Nick getting fucked by Jack as Jude watches?
I really wanna see this now.
>>4110393
hue hue hue
>>4110393
This is exactly what I wanted. I love it. Thank you.
>>4110441
Didn't BB draw that?
>>4110420
Who else?
>>4110343
>9mm glock
You seem to have made a mistake, we're talking about firearms here
>>4110400
That's an excellent question
I bet they raise some very independent children. But you can structure it so that you delegate responsibility to the older children.
>>4110453
I didn't see if it so.
I'd like to see that.
>>4110473
>>4110395
this is actually an entire comic
has anyone done /fit/ foxe ?
it's always /fit/ bun over here.
>>4109755
CONTROL THE SPICE
CONTROL ARAKKIS
>>4110478
Not exactly what I wanted, but close enough.
Was hopping for some of that Female Nick getting fucked by Jack.
I'm a degenerate.
>>4110498
>I'm a degenerate
Where do you think we are?
>>4110479
>>4110490
There's that one comic by some Japanese artist about Nick and Judy dealing with the latter's pregnancy where Nick is drawn surprisingly buff.
>>4110463
Uh...back then there werent anyone else. You were a serf or a lord.
>>4110498
Oh right.
Didn't even notice it was male Nick.
>>4110522
The first layer of Hell?
>>4110540
>not catching the reference
>>4110526
>>4110526
I think we get it.
>>4110561
reference to what?
>>4110572
>>4110522
The worlds largest volunteer prision for the socially inept.
>>4110490
barely any.
>>4110593
>>4110585
Hot Fuzz.
>"Everyone and their mums is packin' around here."
>"Like who?"
>"Farmers."
>"Who else?"
>"Farmers' mums."
>>4110615
>
>>4110393
Fucking Hollywood ruins everything
>>4110436
>she
>>4110393
This reminds me. Anyone have that character sheet for the cute fox secretary?
>>4110679
HAS
>>4110490
From memory, there was one short comic where Judy is mirin, and one pic with a relatively buff Nick opening his shirt. I'll try to dig them up, but no promises.
>>4110666
well said, satan.
>>4110696
got u
I still have a few hours... I know what I wanna draw for thematic Thursday.
>>4110735
Dude, you have a week.
>>4110741
inhibitions?
>>4110735
What?
>>4110620
Best movie in the trilogy.
>>4110614
>beefcake Nick
>>4110735
Bruh, deadline is the 21st. You've got time.
>>4110732
Many thanks, mein kamerad.
>>4110783
the artist seems to like buff nick, i know i do.
http://spintherella.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>4110814
We swapped over to a longer schedule to give artists more than two or three days to do their thing. It's a two-week cycle now.
I love Spintherella's buff Nick.
>>4110848
they better fuck in that bunny shack while her siblings peek in through the windows
>>4110848
buff /foxe/ is what i needed in my life
>>4108567
fuck it, rollin
>>4109970
>those squeaks
brutal
>>4110877
last one from me, i have to go do stuff
>>4110876
Its happening
Has Hello AU Anon been on today? They say when the next update is?
I want to see where the fuck it goes, damn it.
>>4109970
war dance!
not exactly buff but eh
I understand some women have a thing for half-undone shirt and tie
>>4110965
no, but goodbye AU anon was around.
>>4110848
True, and along with doing a very nice looking /fit/ Nick, the faces and emotions captured are truly amazing.
>>4110989
>>4110985
Was gonna ask what the fuck you was talking about, then I noticed my stupid ass auto correct.
You love for today, anon.
For today.
>>4109970
The other rabbits arent even flinching. They deserve to get eaten.
>>4110981
>>4111032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLUNs7i0ds
>>4110732
She's a big cutie.
>>4111059
>tie
>no undershirt
>but wearing the blouse
Someone's drunk
>>4110211
That's Sarah Handlebach, and I have drawn quite a bit! She shows up in more than a few Calvin related things. Also, amusingly, she is actually an oryx that I made too thin, so she is a gazelle forever more
>>4111001
Yes, I needed this in my life
How do you art?
I wanna draw my Fox, but can't draw for shit.
Hes a stock broker on Wall St, according to my rolls.
>>4108567
Sooo I'm a dingo that lives at Delta rd., Sahara square, cool I guess
>>4111032
>They deserve to get eaten
Rabbits are assholes. They look cute and fuzzy but they're evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKSLk-zNpc
>>4110991
Nick's hands could definitely use some work and he seems a little big compared to Judy but my gripes in general are pretty minor, it's still pretty riveting.
>>4111166
Anon, you gotta love your bun.
Then they can't be evil.
>>4111163
Hey another dingo.
I'm at Hump St.
No I'm not saying that to be coy, it's right there on the wall.
>>4111197
Nick has big yaoi hands
>>4109970
>>4111032
>>4111166
Well, since we're just bunebashing at this point, I'm just gonna leave this here.
>>4111059
>>4111097
Not all countries have this undershirt thing. Mine doesn't, the shirt goes directly on the body.
>"You are not fine, your ears are droopy!"
>>4111166
That rabbit's dynamite!
>>4111248
>>4111219
Are big hands really a thing in yaoi?
>>4111279
>>4110441
Didn't draw Judy but
>"Carrots, do you think they'll put us in the gondola? I mean Bogo prob- Wait, wait"
>"THIS NEVER HAPPENED! NO! I REFUSE!"
>>4111219
They've got kinda the Inuyasha thing going on, where he doesn't really have claws he just has sharp fingernails. I think they might even just be human hands.
Still, considering how much trouble pretty much everyone has with hands and feet I'm not gonna rag on it too much.
>>4111298
>>4111246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e3mP2P4Iqo
>>4111279
You know what they say about a guy with big hands..
>>4111279
*sweats*
>>4111140
>>4111300
I love you anon.
Thank you.
>>4111340
For reference
>>4111340
What would the steepe nomads like the hun or mongols be in this medieval zootopia thingy? I know that the obvious answer would be horses but lets be a little creative.
>>4111300
>John Wilde aka secret agent Jack Savage fucks his younger sister Nicole Wilde. Both adopted by Nick and Judy Wilde. So it's aaaaaawright
>>4111331
I have big hands for my size.
Guess what else is big?
That's right, my feet.
>>4111246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcavMTJEi0
>>4111388
And you know what they say about guys with big feet..
That's right. They have to buy bigger shoes.
>>4111279
oh yes
>>4111340
I'd totally crusade with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omx-JJyadTg
>>4111408
>You know what they say about guys with big feet
They wear loud shoes?
requesting this with Nick
it seems the thread is in agreement that buff nick should be a thing
i mean judy would probably love it.
Anyone got that video of the mother doe attacking and paralyzing her sister's kits?
Here's my early thematic Thursday contribution, is it cheating I was drawing this before it was voted on?
>>4111438
They're so blue
>>4111438
Nice to see someone else here who watches Whose Line
>>4111480
Well it's only logical. Judy is obviously buff and STRONK as fuck, and as her partner Nick needs to be able to keep up with her. So, obviously, Nick is also buff and STRONK as fuck.
>>4111381
>like the hun or mongols
Mongols, Huns were only relevant when the WRE was collapsing, the Golden Horde wouldn't show up until centuries later
As for the animal? You can easily make it a mix of wildelife native to Mongolia
Przewalski's horses, Mongolian wild asses, antelopes, ibexes, foxes, camels, musk deer, gazelles, etc
Main forces would be 4 leg runners (horses, gazelles, etc, with smaller mammals firing arrows while riding them
>>4111408
Size 15.5, USA sizes. not the only big thing I gotta buy
>>4111552
big socks too
>>4111552
You have to buy big shirts too?
>>4111506
Make it happen, drawfags!
>>4111493
Gah fuck, why? its not sideways on my comp
>>4111577
no bully
I'm waiting for the "Judy in Hell" guy to somehow horribly mistime his posts again, something like revealing Judy died because she got hit by a bus
that feel when 11.5W shoe and 5'8" manlet
are people saying Nick is a big guy ?
>>4111577
fuck you
>>4111331
He can't reach the last few Pringles in the can?
>>4111623
FOR JUDE
>>4111570
I just get the xls in a five pack, but they're pretty big.
>>4111577
xls for most of em, xxls for dress. Otherwise they're uncomfortable as fuck. I hit the gym alot.
>>4111577
6'7, actually. Lol.
>>4111531
Well the thing about the huns isn't true the Provence of dacia was abandoned because of steepe nomads constant attacks as a primary reason. Also the golden horde was not the only other powerful steepe kingdom. The avars kazars nogai tartars turks and bulgarians to name a few not to mention the summerian dark age brought by steepe nomads. Also would these nomads shot their bows while runing or would they fight piggyback on horses.
>>4111623
>>4111662
>>4111614
I'm sorry. Here: >>4111577
>>4111622
I can't ride a plane or sit in a car in any comfortable way.
Being 6'7 is not that great.
>>4111622
6' 2" size 12 here, it's not always all it's cracked up to be.
>>4111495
I fucking loved that whole segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9QKxFkm-Ko
>>4111634
This is true. 6'7 anon here, i have 11.5" hands. I can't use them for anything.
>>4111622
>5'8"
Try 5'5.5"
You can only have sex with one.
Which one would /zoo/ pick, knowing the left one is actually a male?
>>4111690
>deletd
Oh, I didn't mean, okay.
>>4111702
Planes suck, right? And cars. And many thing not a large truck.
I'd take 6'2 over 6'7, tho.
>>4111767
fuck dude
If it was Azuki on the right there'd be a competition
But nah, left for sure against Chocola.
>>4111665
I was just stating the difference between Huns and Mongols, since most people seem to think they're interchangeable or don't know the difference
The next comparable empire would be the Parthians, even though it was Crassus that went full retard trying to fight them on their own turf
>>4111839
play Nekopara
>>4111795
Nah, I've never had a problem with that. Finding jeans in the right length can be a pain at times though. And speaking of pain, I, along with my buddy who's even taller than me, get knee and back pain on occasion, even though we take care of ourselves and stay fairly active. Though in my case, the knee pain specifically might be solved by dropping twenty pounds.
>>4111828
Now the real question is who would the Romans would be. I'm thinking bulls because that was the symbol of caesar's favorite legion
>>4111383
s/nicole/rosie/g
Reminder that we couldn't protect his smile.
>Posts pic related
>Posts a lewd edit of him screwing Judy's dad (inside the overalls)(with a taser)
>Takes down the edit
Y tho
>>4112031
I NEED IT NOW.
>>4111914
I here ya. I can never find pants for myself. Have to go to big and tall shops, or custom order. same with shoes, or everything. Really.
I hit the gym everyday, nearly. I'm always sore lol.
Eh, might as well ask.
Does any of you know if it's possible to know the IP a domain used to point to? There's this domain that lapsed and now has just a parked page, and maybe the site it pointed to is still up.
>>4108877
what's the horned chick's name? I know I have seen some other pics with her.
>>4111493
laughing_sideways_fit_weaver.jpg
>>4112088
Super tall anon i gotta know, what's dating like foryou? I'm a 5'9 guy, so pretty average. It's decent.
>>4112031
Err... yeah, I'm gonna need to see this Stu edit...for err, reasons
>>4112028
>Foxes
>ever not smiling
I've never seen a fox without a big smile on his face. He's doing just fine in Zootopia!
>>4112146
Handlebars.
you guys like zootopia
>>4111702
>6'3'' size 12
>Finding jeans in the right length can be a pain at times though.
Isn't that the truth.
>>4112146
Sarah
The blandest of names.
>>4112158
I'm gay, so it's pretty easy to land a date. Gay dudes seem to like tall, built guys.
I'd like to actually have a relationship, tho. Gay culture seems to be mostly about sex and leaving. I don't do one night stands
>>4112101
If you're asking if you can recover a deleted DNS record, then no, I don't believe it's possible.
Why do you ask?
Remember to save your buns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRRoPKNCMg
>>4112203
I prefur Zootropolis
>>4112101
try robtex.com
>>4112169
>you know, back when she was alive? he used to smile all the time
>>4112283
His mom?
>>4108567
Rollin'
>collar version will never be returned to as an idea
>>4112218
Sucks, best of luck tall anon!
>>4108567
Y'know I'm willing to be that if someone cleaned up the vulgarity and sent this to Byron, he'd probably retweet it.
>>4112346
I wonder if there's an AU where collars are used only in prisons, and maybe even indiscriminately.
>captcha: PENGUIN ROUTE
>>4112224
Dunno if that's the right name. I want to try to reach the site by its IP since the domain is lost.
>>4112277
Unfortunately it doesn't have records on it. A good try, tho. Thanks.
>>4112333
Fuck, reroll
>>4112396
Damn.
Oh well, thanks for the Gideon pic anyway.
>>4112346
feels bad man
where the porn at
>>4108567
Let's see were I work!!
>>4108567
Rolling for the job location is actually surprisingly fun, it's nice having to get creative when you've got work and home in two completely separate areas.
>>4112206
in that case I want to see more of both Sarah and Aafiya
>>4112432
>Rerolling a free choice
what the fuck
>>4108567
snowy owl
roll
>>4112031
Whos the artist?
>>4112511
>owl
>avian
the fuck are you even doing, dumbfuck.
>>4112442
>where the porn at
>posting the version without naughty bits
SON
>>4111942
I'd say wolves, based on Romulus and Remus, and the way Romans saw them as important religious-wise
Of course, this is Rome we're talking about, so only the core would be wolves, and you'd have all sorts of species from conquered tribes and nations
>>4112552
whatever suck my dick
>>4112031
>>4112552
>owl
>bird
are you fucking retarded?
>>4112610
You don't have one you dumbfuck
Owls don't have dicks
Jesus, at least figure out the anatomy.
>>4112031
Link me to the site where they posted it and I'll see about getting it. No promises.
>>4112626
Yeah, not in Zootopia, fuckwit.
>>4112416
A DNS Record is the information your DNS Server (in our case, like OpenDNS or Google DNS) uses to translate a host or domain (like google.com) to an IP address. I know it's possible to fetch the IP of an existing domain name by pinging it in a command prompt or terminal; however, I don't think you can fetch an IP Address from a hostname that your DNS Server no longer recognizes, or that there is any way to recover it from cache if it's been translated before.
So yeah... I dunno.
>>4112597
Well wasn't Rome originaly dominated by a gaint cattle market? Not to mention the myth of romulius and remus they eere rasied by wolves not wolves themselves.
>>4112644
my cloaca then
get all up in there
Reminder that, contrary to popular belief, Jude is not in fact for lewd
What are we doing with these rolled animals?
Just curious.
>>4112218
I hate gay culture tbqh
I never realized how lucky I was to have a cuddlebug til he was gone
For no other reason than that I am a self-indulgent hack, here, have a ‘yene butt
>>4112712
Fine...
Jude is for Food
>>4109896
>Those tongues
I bet this guy draws vore.
>>4112730
being them
you have a fursona now
>>4112346
feels really fucking good man
zapping people for feeling an emotion is FUCKING GARBAGE
it needs to be strictly for violence
>>4112730
absolutely buttfuck nothing
>>4112679
Looks like >>4112277 keeps track of that then. But my site wasn't included. Oh well.
>>4112708
Rome was all about that salt in the beginning. Huge salt deposits. Made bank on it. Since its the mineral for preservatives in primitive times.
Might've been cattle too. Fish and salt definitely.
>>4112760
COOKED
>>4112764
>giants looking at little people
>strange attention to detail at mouth
Yep, definitely vore.
>>4112730
Honestly it's sort of a legacy thing at this point. There was a time when we basically treated these threads as Zootopian 4chan (it still happens now and then) and what you rolled is what you were, but now it's just sort of a for-fun thing.
Also it's a way to trick people into making fursonas so there's that.
>>4112750
No problems here chief
>>4112750
P S E U D O
>>4112780
That's because last time we did the tread went insane. Lets not do that again.
>>4108567
Gonna roll for a place of work since I already got a marten living in Shady Place.
(Which actually works out pretty good for a martin from what I have researched.)
>>4112813
Frankly we'd have better luck with the pseudoRP now than we used to.
>>4112813
>Also it's a way to trick people into making fursonas so there's that.
Mostly that.
I don't think these threads were ever full on roleplay though.
>>4112750
I want to like this, but I just can't get over the pseudopenis. It haunts me.
>>4111315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=726VO_ZPHwA
>>4112813
>tfw you missed the comfiest autistic threads because you're a jew
T-that ten dollars I saved s-sure was worth it...
>>4112327
Nah, that was in one of the greentexts that kickstarted pic related.
>>4112760
Did someone say hasenpfeffer?
>>4112914
I know. I was trying to make a twist.
>>4112806
>>4112901
She's not a big fan of it either, anon
>>4112967
Broke stocks?
>>4111255
I love how her ears rotate as they fall so theyre always facing forward
>>4112976
>circumsision
>>4112967
Hustle, Wolf of Wall street style
>>4112976
>spotted hyenas are the only species around with the weird ass girl dick
>she fucking hates it
seems kind of natural with animals suddenly being all sapient like
>>4112957
love it. have a foxe
>>4113017
There are like, 2 other species with it if I recall.
>>4112888
No, never full-on roleplay, but it was pretty easy to say "from Sahara Square" instead of "from Florida" or some shit. It sounds super autistic but in practice it was better than it sounds. Comfy as fuck, too.
>>4112967
Manipulate it to your benefit, of course.
>>4112736
Had one boyfriend in early college, but he got into theparty scene and I don't care for it. Broke up and went off to try dating with little success.
Most dudes just want me for my height and body. They don't share my interests. Like my nerdiness, or my sappy romantic nature lol.
6'7, 275lbs and pretty ripped. Cry at super romance stuff cause it's so damn cute. Also, at sad stuff.
>>4112976
Well, now I just feel bad.
>>4111493
This better not upload sideways again
>find someone that can dupe Nick or Judy's voice
>record ASMR
>???
>boner
>>4113048
I kind of wish I partook in the non-erotic roleplay early on. Didn't want to though because don't contribute, but it did look cozy pretending to live in the city
>>4113104
did you cry at the bridge or scout scene in zootopia? people told me I wasn't gonna cry but I kinda did
Daily reminder!
>>4113162
Alternatively, your character could try to break down someone else trying to hustle the system in the same way.
>>4113201
I want to see somebody draw Rich and Byron having an anime style fight
>>4113201
that he kept the pen for 3 months.
True love
>>4113191
Maybe we shoud try to revive it. I'd sure join in. And before anyone says this is autsic, look were you are and relise that you already are.
>>4113195
I teared up at the bridge scene, not gonna lie. It was so damn beautiful. My friends teased the shit outta me.
>>4113195
Not the guy you're replying to, but I definitely got misty eyed at the scout scene.
>>4113162
He could also do something simple, like going out to lunch on his break, maybe smooze with other brokers or maybe he ditches them in favor of a dingy food truck?
>>4113201
>The sequel involves them finding love for each other
>Judy helps him hook up with a vixen
>Nick helps her hook up with Jack
>>4111331
THEY DO GOOD IN SCHOOL
>>4113195
Only time I got really emotional was the suite at the end of the credits
>>4113212
An anti-hustler? Battling using their own game against them?
>>4113282
And they knock lots of shit over.
>>4113276
>vixen
It'll be Gideon.
>>4113276
>but in the end the discover that the love each other
>shit ton of boxes and funnies
>>4113243
yeah I don't care about the teasing any more
the actress was actually super invested and crying when they did they take
they used the first one I believe. so good
>>4113127
At the risk of giving too much away, she has had something similar to >>4112976 when she was a child
Reminder that Nick does not share your homolust and would tell you politely but firmly to fuck off if you tried to make any advances
>>4113195
I definitely teared up at the bridge scene. The delivery of Judy's apology was 10/10. It's super rare that they actually have someone break down halfway through instead of at the end, which is ridiculous because that's absolutely how it always happens.
>>4108706
I think my problem is if I want to explain things the way I do, I should just have my characters say it in dialogue rather than explain it in walls of text to the reader.
Thank you so much again for your advice, Mr. Heavy. Very helpful and wise.
Danke!
>>4113337
Got to hit the bed early, work tomorrow.
Good Night Trash.
>>4113333
quads confirm clitoral circumcision is ok
>>4113265
The last option I could go for. Fox in a well made suit, making millions off the market, envy of his peers.
Dips out to eat at a taco stand.
>>4113333
Misquote?
>>4113318
I stil wonder if a lewd was written based off pic related.
And if the artist is still around.
>>4113333
I don't know how horrible that is. It seems horrible, but from what I know it's actually a danger to them when they give birth.
>>4113236
I wouldn't mind.
>>4113326
Soooo good. Loved it, watched that scene a lot. Seen the movie as a whole nearly 12 times.
Was funny to see the cashier's response when I bought it. Got the same looks when i bought pokemon
>>4113195
No, I felt for it but didn't. Only teared up when she entered Zootopia scene.
>>4112750
I thank you for posting this and enjoy the character.
what all have you drawn of sarah? finding the pics of her is proving a bitch.
>>4108877
They unite against a common foe.
A Lioness.
>>4113374
>Foxes only really succeed in either crime, traditionally "shady" businesses, or jobs where people don't actually see them
>Fox makes it huge as a stock broker, slicker than oil, charismatic voice the Devil would kill for
>Never forgets where he came from, always sneaks out to eat at privately-owned places, holes in the wall, food stands/trucks, etc.
>Leaves huge tips because why not
I like it.
>>4113318
>>4113371
STB
>>4113465
Thank you! And, Well, she should be tagged as Sarah Handlebach on my art blog
http://spiffydoodles.tumblr.com/
>>4113487
Now its something i gotta write. I'll get started on it.
Thanks for the assistance in making this a decent character, anon!
>>4113493
Yeah, it was never really "create a character and go", really it was less RP and more worldbuilding than anything.
Reminder that Gideon is the most mild-mannered, nicest most handsomest fox
>>4113333
the implications there actually makes me feel bad.
>>4113333
Nice quads.
It's also starting to feel like you're trying to avoid having to draw a pseudopenis. And I won't complain.
I'm liking the character though, especially if she doesn't like Sarah. Cause fuck Sarah.
>>4113593
>most handsomest
Repeating it doesn't make it true.
>>4113643
>>4113593
>He gets drafted
>He comes back a war-torn shell of his former self
>>4113598
It's not as bad as you think, but it is not for the squeamish. It's a religious and practical operation that prevents the first birth from being a torturous/sometimes fatal process.
However, there is some talk about how it's outdated, now that c-sections are a thing. It's a whole debate.
>>4113612
I have yet to figure out how I want to draw the damn thing, so everyone will have to make do with tasteful discretion shots.
Though, now I understand why Bernielover did the whole thing she did with Beccas stuff
>>4113593
Indeed
>>4113643
>>4113695
HANDSOMEST FOX
>>4113612
>tfw BL has ruined an entire species for the thread
>tfw we turn on hyenas like they turned on predators in ZooTOPIA OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING
Bernielover = Bellwether
Illambinati confirmed
>>4113695
>>4113695
Anyone here actually have cute raboot?
This one's name is George
GIDS GIDS GIDS
>>4113781
Still the best. Dress ALL the Zootopia boys in lingerie. Make the girls do it.
>>4113747
Gideon is a stuttering, fat fuck wreck of a fox. He is many things, but handsome is not one of them. If he had the discipline to shed some pounds he might have an honest shot but let's be honest, that'll never happen.
>>4113752
>tfw BL has ruined an entire species for the thread
She didn't for me. I mean the best way to deal with it is create other female spotted hyenas that aren't stupid and never give BL attention
>>4113772
>George
>rabbit
Ok, where's Lenny
>>4113733
I would think that some measure of gradual stretching would be much easier and less problematic as a cultural thing for a sentient culture.
>>4113772
There's a baby bun that runs around in my backyard, does that count?
He's alone and can't get out but he eats the grass and weeds.
>>4113802
Agreed.
>>4113772
>male bun with a dewlap
post your mpreg in some fetish thread
>>4113772
I technically have a cute dog, does that count?
>>4113765
That's not Sun Tzu, that's from the pompeii shitposting wall.
>>4113820
BL's desecration has inspired some true heroes to take up the crusade against her heresy. Never forget.
Night ya'll! Tomorrow we'll start the comfy ro up again. In the meantime other anons who want to please make it known.
>>4113813
>>4113813
Why is Nick so hot?
I'm not ashamed of my sexual attraction to a Fox on two legs.
I'd take his knot any.day.
>>4113882
Are you /twg/ too, friend?
>>4113849
It probably is! But this was how it was done in the Old Days, and the old women keep the practice alive, for cultural and religious (and some practical, though you are right in that it is likely an obsolete practice) reasons.
There are quite a few things that can be done better, in this world, that are still done in the old ways, for one reason or another.
Anyone have a link to the behind-the-scenes with Judy's VA recording the apology?
>>4113772
And I will love him and let him and squeeze him and call him George and...
>>4113820
ok
secret service hyena
former ZPD lieutenant
dishonorable discharge for excessive force
mother of two
old
tired of all your bullshit
calling in your plates
There is a little diner I passed recently called The Old Fox
I don’t really have a story to go with it, but I just kind of imagine a little corner bar by the same name that Nick might bring Judy to after work one day
The eponymous fox working quietly behind the counter as Nick and Judy share a drink. It just seems like a quiet and comfy scene in my head
>>4113733
>>ow I understand why Bernielover did the whole thing she did with Beccas stuff
ok, I am now genuinely curious, do you think you can elaborate on how the logic went down?
Believe with your heart. Make a wish!
>>4113956
Finnick eating a scorpion!
>>4113956
I wish to see Judy choking on Nick's tail!
>>4113897
Nick is the first character to make me honestly question my sexuality. Like not as a joke, there have been characters like that before. But I'm serious about Nick. If he was real I'd 100% bend over for him to use me. I thought I was straight, what the fuck Byron?
>>4113963
:( :( :(
>>4113956
I wish for Nick
>>4113927
stretching could also be a lot more fun...
>>4113956
I wish for Swinton/Canidae campaign shenanigans!
>>4113963
Have there been cases in Kingdom Hearts where lost worlds were restored?
[spoiler]Please tell me there are.[/spoiler]
>>4113882
>forgot image of said wall
>it's too big
Well fuck
>>4113956
Nick trying to block a penalty shot
>>4113956
Nick getting along with Gazelle because they're old friends and Judy being shocked and maybe a little jealous about it.
>>4113956
I wish for Becca to show this new hyena Sarah Handlebach the error of her psuedopeenless ways. Using her own.
>>4113956
Judy coming home after a long day.
>>4113946
Oh it's just hard to draw in a way that makes things somewhat sexy (Which, I mean, is already a lost cause but you have to try, right?) for people who are not in it for the novelty of the experience.
So the idea of a magic retracting psuedopenis seems like it would solve a lot of problems, if not for that it would be find of bullshit.
Nothing special, just a understanding that, man, it's hard to draw sex with the damn thing
>>4113956
I wish for Nick teasing Judy.
>>4113956
Can you repost the last requests you drew?
>>4113956
I wish Rex was getting fucked over the counter at Bug Burga!
>>4113938
Sounds like a cool place. Were is it man? Hope it's close the sahara square.
>>4114001
Well there was the end of the first game. So yes. In fact, when you go to the Lion King world and the Mulan world in KH2, both Simba and Mushu, who were summons in KH1, remember Sora.
>>4113986
He's just so tucking dreamy. Goddamnit Bryon.
I thought I was gay enough as it was.
>>4114024
I will.
>>4113986
All according to plan
>>4114068
>>4114047
That's reassuring, at least.
>>4113956
I wish for sexy cats
>>4113963
... is Nick about to die?
He better not. he's my favorite.
My fluffy baby!!!
>>4114020
>So the idea of a magic retracting psuedopenis seems like it would solve a lot of problems, if not for that it would be find of bullshit.
Docking.
>>4114077
>>4113986
Lol don't worry man, the same thing is happening for me, except it's for Judy. I think Zootopia has made me realize that I am bi when it comes to furries :|
>>4114090
>He hears you call him your fluffy baby
>He thinks you're a creep and avoids you at all costs
>>4113371
Oh my ... is Nick going to half-chub here?
>>4114099
>>4113963
jesus christ, just smack around a few more heartless, it's not that difficult to summon.
He's making it seem like building drive is difficult.
>>4113956
I wish tomorrow being a better day AND NO TERRORIST ATTACK FOR FUCK SAKE!
I saw Gideon Grey at a produce stand in Bunnyburrow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, lahke yur doin naow?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hauh? hauh? hauh? you scared, idjeeut?” and closing his claws shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up at one stand I saw him trying to walk away with like fifteen baskets of raspberries in his hands without paying.
The bunny at the stand was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the baskets and started weighing it, he stopped her and told her to weigh them each without the basket “to prevent any clothetic weighing of mercandize,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think those are words. After she weighed each basket and put them in one larger basket and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by growling really aggressively.
>>4114109
That's actually pretty common. I'm paraphrasing but if I remember right the explanation is essentially that when you put attractive features on animals, the human brain doesn't really divide it into "male and female" nearly as hard, just "attractive." Or something.
>>4113876
Sure, I have dogs too
>>4113956
Cute beefy predators snuggling each other.
>>4114133
>>4113963
Not this again pls..
Im never ready
>>4113956
Nick mourning the death of Judy at her grave
>>4114020
Ah, makes sense, thanks.
I gotta say though, even for hyenas, tossing FGM into zootopia feels really Really dark, Aafiya seems like such a cool character and I do not want to see her get defined by such a dark trait.
>>4114207
but how much do you weigh?
>>4113956
An old grizzled Chief Wilde holding a bloodied tire iron
>>4114081
You don't just "go Heartless."
>>4114227
...275lbs.
>>4114044
A quiet little corner bar proudly declaring itself fox owned? It's either got to be in the Nocturnal District, or in some quiet little second of a pred-dominant district of Savanna Central.
>>4113994
Your wish came true!
>>4114296
I want to believe.
>>4114296
That's a very nice Nick!
St. Nicholas, per chance?
>>4114212
I can understand that! It is a bit of a strange thing, and a bit more dark than we are used to, but keep in mind that she is not human, and the procedure is not directly related to FGM practices are we know them today (If you want to shudder for a week, just take some time googling Cutting of the Rose).
If it helps, the procedure Aafiya had was much closer to a male circumcision. Spotted Hyena females end up (usually) tearing their pesudeopenis when giving birth for the first time. To alleviate this, a small incision is made to make the opening a bit wider and more flexible.
It's not an ideal process, but as some have noted, the alternative is prolonged stretching, which probably works, but it more time intensive.
And now, be proud, you got me talking about a psuedopenis for like a good ten minutes now
>>4114131
B-but DRAMA! :(
>>4114296
HERESY
>>4114333
Judy's little butt would be sore after that!
>>4114345
So she still has it then. Well, I'd rather have her defined by that shame rather than having it chopped off.
>>4114333
>it's pink on the inside
>>4114345
I feel like a little incision when you're very young would probably have less long term effects than having some stranger gradually and repeatedly stretch your pseudo-dickhole open over the course of several weeks.
>>4114333
Glorious high-def
Sloppy, sticky lube
Takes the knot
>>4114311
>>4114322
>>4114333
I've seen some shit
>>4114407
This seems like a sex thing now, sir
>>4114432
Did you even read the conversation?
>>4113938
This sounds really cute, anon.
>>4114407
That's a fair thought.
To be honest, I am not a psuedopenis expert, so I am making it up as I go, and circumcision felt more in flavor with a vaguely Arabic background
>>4114407
There's also the fact that they grow back right after too, technically. And then the process repeats over and over again. Seriously, fuck these things.
>>4108567
doin it
>>4114495
This conversation and the past few days make me realize just how shitty it really is to have. Putting it in the Zootopia setting almost makes it heartbreaking.
>>4114407
naaah, dude, she just gets mom's set of dildos, shown how to use them and told to have fun.
>>4114506
If thats the case she probably take a razor and cuts it off every month or however long it takes. She knows she wont be loved or pretty until she does but it hurts so much.
>>4112957
ayy lmao
>>4114519
If I were writing a hyena character, just give them the option to chop it off before actual birth where the true horror happens. It'll grow back and will be far less traumatic.
>>4114546
I am WeebuM, collector of rare and dork of ffmpeg.
>>4114519
well based on how much females hyenas lick them and each others it must have some upsides.
oh god I wish I was just spouting random shit and had not just spent the past hour watching random dumentary clips about hyenas on youtube.
>>4114548
This would be an actual thing that happened in Zootopia. Shit.
Some cake, anons?
>>4113104
Dude, I'm nohomo but even I am crushing.
>>4114565
>It'll grow back and will be far less traumatic.
What
>>4114588
Alright, the thought of hyena girls with body image issues engaging in genital mutilating self harm is actually fucking horrifying.
Quickly, more comf
>>4114604
That little whimper... hnng!
Goddamnit, I'm not into macro! Fucking STOP, boner!
>>4114568
keep doing good, anon.
>>4114548
Oh and lets not forget the blood. Afterwards her crotch and paws are just stained with it. She usually cries when she cleans it off but sometimes she's to numb to muster any tears.
>>4114604
Isn't there a panel demanding the actual cake?
I too demand actual cake.
>>4114548
>>4114565
the problem is female genital mutilation has a shitton of attachments in popular culture. Once that gets tossed in you are bringing all the baggage of backward religions and the dehumanization and objectification of women to the point of denying them the ability to derive any sexual pleasure.
STOP WITH THE DEPRESSING PSEUDOPENIS TALK
ALSO THEY GROW BACK ARE YOU SHITTING ME
>>4114609
Female hyenas have it tear apart during birth, if it doesn't they tear it open with their teeth. Most die the first time from the blood loss. That's what I meant, just having a doctor cut it while she's under so the birth is easy and the healing is easier.
SPIDERMAN THREAD!
>>4114664
She shit has a clit. She just doesn't want to look like a dude down there.
>>4114681
Please don't.
>>4114681
Nah. Spideyposter swore on his honor never to return because Panda wrote a song for him.
>>4114704
Please YES.
>>4114639
Ya this is pretty yikes. Is this really the path the hyena is going down? I was hoping this one would be cool!
>>4112485
I'm a chamois living on Iceberg Boulevard
>>4114709
sure, the same way like jokeanon did!
oh wait!
but spidey swore on it.
he even got a song out of it.
http://picosong.com/tFq7/
>>4114731
Nice
where were you when I achieved max autism
>>4114725
I don't think Labjer is going down this path, no, but the thread itself gets real fucking weird around hyenas.
Labjer's probably laughing.
"This hyena girl is going to be shit, just watch."
>"No way! She's nothing like Becca! She only had one line but I can already conclude she's great."
>>4114753
The deal Jokeanon made never said forever.
>>4114681
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>>4114766
Not even trying
>>4114762
Oh dear
I wonder if labjer is flattered or horrified
>>4114725
Are these two related?
They look related.
>>4113371
Oh shit, is that some OC? I fully support Savage replacing Gideon as the other point of the triangle.
>>4114604
I want to be alec's friend.
>>4114731
Groovy.
>>4114252
yeah, and predators don't just "go savage"
fukin carnivores
>>4114753
>sure, the same way like jokeanon did!
No, not at all like that.
The spidey spammer had an actual song written about him and said he was leaving, not just for the night, but permanently. There were no conditionals -- no "I'm leaving BUT ONLY IF..." clauses. Just a permanent departure.
You're not even spideyposter. You're a second-rate spammer imitator following in the bigger and better footsteps of a man who at least had the integrity to stand by his word.
>>4114675
Not shitting you. Also they're closed. They literally use their hard as fuck clit to rip their vagina open to have sex, then it re-closes again and bursts open during birth and if it doesn't she rips it herself and possibly drops dead. If she doesn't, it regrows and that happens again and again. Go watch a video of this shit happening and regret it.
>>4114768
What do you even mean. Have you been ignoring the posts or what?
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>>4114646
Jesus Christ you fucks, I was already planning on changing it to the stretching process after this discussion, I did not need this in my life.
Oh Lord, I have erred so grievously.
>>4114786
a valid question, particularly since I think he was trying to Avoid controversy with this character.
>>4114506
Where are you getting that they grow back? It heals after a tear, a new one doesn't grow in it's its place. That's why there's a pink scar left from a birthing tear.
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>>4114762
Prtty cool
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>>4112485
Aw we didnt get a lot of summaries
What is Nick's IQ?
>>4114809
looks like someone is mad, cause i'm not him, fuck of, there's more than one spidey!
>>4114762
Holy fucking shit. I've made it to the big time
>>4114834
how is some shitty f-list profile "controversy"?
>>4114820
The stuff about hyena girls self-harming and stuff, I mean.
>>4114805
Right, they both require some sort of external influence. You gotta get your heart stolen to become a Heartless, and you gotta get drugged by a power-hungry despot prey to go "savage."
Fuck off bellfag.
>>4114606
Aww, it's ok if it's a little homo anon.
I won't mind ;)
Cute nick pic, btw!
What is the appeal to Gideon?
I can see why every character has a following but him. What stands him out to you?
>>4114824
I just want to state, I really like the character you have created and want to see more of her, please dont abandon her.
>>4114846
Probably 130-140s, not a genius, but damn smart.
>>4114879
he's cute and slightly emotionally damaged
I want to help him be comfortable with his homosexuality
at least original spidey had a good folder... this one just resizes images.
>>4114879
I guess him calling those flowers nighthowlers kinda progresses the plot and gives Judy the vital breakthrough
>>4114858
Why would you assume that's him and immediately be like "oh well!"?
Bizarre.
>>4114768
The thread doesn't get weird around hyenas, hyenas are weird all by themselves. Talking about them will inevitably bring to light are fucking wrong a creature they are and how they should be wiped from existence.
>>4114910
just report/hide and carry on
WATCH THAT LAST STEP PARKER
IT'S A DOOZY
>>4114897
This tbqh
Even if I don't really think IQ equals intelligence
Judy would be 120 maybe. Her success comes from her determination
>>4114824
Here's a wild fucking idea:
Just don't write a pseudpenis.
It's a backwards part of one specific species and exists entirely as a consequence of their immediate socio-evolutionary development. In a post-sapient society, even non-integrated, social struggles would quickly replace sex-as-competition and pseudopenises would be phased out by evolution in remarkably short time, just as human ancestors rapidly evolved altered genitalia when moving out of that same primal sexual aggression.
Sexual characteristics are a result of behavioral patterns and are quickly malleable in evolutionary arcs -- sometimes to the point of being the single most quickly-adapting trait of a species.
It's arguably HARDER to believe all these species haven't evolved out of their weird genital quirks and catches. It's unlikely they would have evolved to walk plantigrade, speak, communicate and socialize between species, etc. sooner than they would have evolved out the ridiculously life-threatening pseduopenis traits.
And beyond arguing evolutionary science, surely you can see all the trouble the concept and its implications are causing no matter which direction you choose to steer it.
Maybe just stay out of the hornet's nest entirely, hm?
>>4114939
I like the detail on the airholes.
>>4114939
>Good jude, good otter, good Nick, giant titted and what looks like a prolapsing puss in the background.
Why?!
Does anyone here have the power of ruse magic/meme magic?
Zistopia going back to normal, fics updating, new Weaver comic, just about anything comfy that you could falsely will into existence would be great.
>>4114956
I think the movie left pretty clear she's smarter than him. Between the initial blackmail and the garage stunt, she's way ahead of him.
>>4115053
Zistopia's basically already gone back to normal, what are you talking about?
>>4115073
I haven't checked it since the "shall not be named" update.
I've been afraid
>>4115053
The last Zistopia update was pretty normal if you ask me.
>>4115053
Zistopia is back to normal
Most good fics are still alive
And Weaver hinted at a new comic this morning.
>>4115064
She needed preptime for the blackmail, though.
>>4115041
jokeanon hasn't been here for a few threads, you have no reason to start this shit
>>4115028
because tcarrot likes some dregree of anatomically correct
>>4115087
Check it again, nigga, it's actually been pretty great since then. It's probably a little too early to tell but it looks like nw is still doing most of the stuff themselves, with other artists being supplemental rather than a replacement.
>>4115093
what did he hint at? what's in development?
>>4115113
Really? Giant human tits on a kitty?
>>4115064
I really dont get that feeling
>>4115133
fucking YES
how is the story looking? I remember there being a shitshow about the prey-corporate evil henchmen guys.
also nice dubs
>>4115093
I figured it was just the title screen for another of his fics, not a comic. Either or good though.
>>4115145
when i said some degree i obviously refered to the pussy, anon.
>>4114976
Well, if I am going to be honest here, anon, it's mostly to see if I can make the thing work! That's part of the challenge (Though I was toying with the idea of having it be less, uh, you know, horrifying, with basically your same logic here). Besides, a little trouble makes things interesting, but OH BOY did I miscalculate on how much trouble that little thing would bring.
Which, in hindsight, probably should have seen that coming.
>>4115185
Ah, well the tits look ridiculous to me...
>>4115166
The villains aren't really a shitshow so much as they're just sort of generic and disappointing. They have potential, but so far they're just sort of mustache-twirling muh money kinda villains.
The story's sticking with Judy right now as she's trying to do research on collars and collar-related injuries, talking with some expectant mothers who get to take their collars off until they have their kid. It's pretty interesting stuff, mostly about how collar injuries are essentially covered up entirely with doctors and nurses helping with the cover up not out of any real malice, but because they lose their jobs if they don't and they're terrified of that. Give it a read, I don't think you'll be disappointed.
>>4115227
agreed
>>4115211
Just ignore the guys dropping edgy suggestions and you'll be fine.
>>4115232
>they're just sort of mustache-twirling muh money kinda villains
I don't think so. Their motives and morals are hyperbolic, sure, but they're absolutely not the cliché you're referring to. They each have distinct personalities and nuances and play them well. They don't seem REALISTIC, but as actual characters they're not as unoriginal as you make them out to be.
>>4115257
>becoming intelligent and finding ways to get around the dangers of child birth
Significantly reducing childbirth mortality is an INCREDIBLY recent development. Like, modern history recent. Not even relevant to evolutionary development whatsoever.
>>4115267
Hey, I'll freely admit that there could be (and very well may be) more to them, but their introduction left them feeling a little two-dimensional to a lot of people. There's definite hints at some deeper stuff so we've just gotta wait for now.
>>4115267
capitalism means i can be evil
theres the character
>>4115416
No, that's the motivation. Which is only a part of the character.
>>4111032
I guess when you are genetically predisposed to being delicious you get used to seeing your family get picked off for dinner.
>>4115433
its a shitty motivation and makes me hate the character. its what an edgy 13 year old would think up, or a b movie script writer. its dumb as fuck, imo. but ive lost my investment in it, so whatever. you enjoy it, i wont bother ya.
>>4111166
Hearing the dogs cry for the baby bunny gets me every time.
>>4114939
I guess Nick really did go savage.
>>4115038
>tfw you just got high and some bitch you haven't seen in months wants to get back with you
>>4115064
Nick has higher Con, Wis and Cha.
Judy has him beat on Dex, Int, and Str (despite her -4 penalty).
>>4115509
Lost investment... like, in the story? Completely?
I didn't quite think the characters were THAT annoying to pull me out of the story.
Maybe that's just me, though.
>>4108567
I did it.
>Mountain Goat
>Live on Banana Lane
>Work on Plow street
For this one, I'd say that due to my mountain goat heritage I work on the great wall of ice and the refrigeration units, but I am sick and tired of the cold so I live in the rainforest district.
Suiting for a goat.