tf2g - tf2g xion edition

is that really xion
he told me not make a thread
but i guess i am not you so it doesn't count

i want to FUCK xion(xang)

i want to TALK TO xion

you guys wanna hear a story

is it a touching story

no it's a pretty bad one

i want to hear it anyway

ok

i lied i don't really want to tell it
sorry

tfw i want to look cute but i'm incredibly lazy and also a retard so i don't understand fancy exercise stuff

>350 mb game taking 30 minutes to download
ding dong consoles

suck my ding dong

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its okay you dont have to tell it *shakes you*

ding dong means fucking you ding dong retard

yeah whatever, you're a ding dong

do you like chocolate?

chocolate is my ding dong

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*feeds you chocolate*

thanks
that was pretty good chocolate

my crotch feels hot

my hands are cold


hmmm

i spilled hot cocoa on myself
why are your hands cold

it's cold as fuck here

man am i gonna jack it later

why not jack it now
also will you post pics

no way i havent shaven in like 3 weeks

doesn't matter
i wanna see it anyways
please

id NEED a skirt, knee socks and a tight shave before

oh me
oh my

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>>4102987
chocolate?

someone do that to me

*does THAT to you*

ok but do it irl

how am i ever going to get a bf just lurking on 4chan ;_;

dammit i was going to post something why did you interrupt

now the joke isnt going to be funny anymore

come on idiot i deleted the post
delete yours and ill delete this and you can make your joke

fuck it whatever
i bet your joke sucked

i suck
i mean i want to

i suck
i mean just that

shut the hell up and tell your story

i was going too but then >>4104291 yelled at me because he didn't know how to quote a post to tell his funny joke
now i can't
maybe i will later

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>>4105817

>>4105760

just do it

snibber :DDD

>>4102117
Sauce on this cute mankey

im sad

me too

tell is the story pls
ill even sit on your lap

i dont know if the person it's about would like it if i posted about it here

i ate and i feel okayer now

why do i always feel like shit when im hungry

lack of nutrients or minerals or some shit
idk
are you going to tell us the story? i really wanna hear it

*is in bed & too tired to hear a sniper bedtime story*
im sleep
good night

n

its not that interesting really

not you, you big ding dong
i was about the other guy

who
what

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GAGHAHGHAHGHAGH JSUT POSTOPSOT THE STRORTYS

which one

>>4102370
>>4102432
>>4102463
>>4102729
>>4105760
>>4110648
that one

oh

i just fapped to straigght porn

why

i think penises are hot

does dotsy have a penis

i think i may be addicted to soda
i drank like 8 cans in 2 days

have fun with those kidney stones

thanks
ill think of you whn they pull thm out of me
<3

i accidentally drank my own piss

ffs

i bet this is someones fetish

i know right, i hate it when silly accidents like that happen

a few weeks ago i accidentally sucked my teacher's dick

it was pretty emberrasing

>>4117327
i'm not kidding

i seriously accidentally drank my own piss

now im intrigued

elaborate

>>4117377
its embarrassing

i dont know who you are
we are all anonymous here
do you think someone is tracking your post history?
just tell pls
don't leave me hanging like that other dude with his dumb story

>>4117508
>do you think someone is tracking your post history?

no lol it's just embarrassing

>>4117531
then fucking post about it i wont know who you are anyways
if you are scared about something embarrassing, then ill say something embarrassing too

in first year of high school i was bullied so hard one of the bullies decided to split my head open with a lock
after this i switched schools

>>4117581
:(

that's sad

ok basically i guess i woke up having to pee and didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom so i peed in a bottle

then later i woke up again thirsty and yeah........

it didn't taste bad at all so i didn't know it was pee at first until i smelled it

>>4117618
i tasted my piss once too
i think it was a bit salty
probably every human tasted their piss at least once in their life

>>4117618
let me rephrase some of that, it smelled bad before i drank it but i thought it was just from dry saliva so i drank it anyway, and then i smelled it again after i drank some and realized it was pee

>>4117581
that's not embarrassing, that's sick
i wish i could have been there to protect you

we have foreign neighbors

they speak a language i dont understand

they do speak the local language too though

it sounds like something eastern european

Qror keeps asking for pictures of my feet that slut

when i was in the irc he pm'd me to ask me about my underweightness

>>4118420

hi red

both of you
post your feet

something like "just how underweight are you"

i think he did it twice

>>4118438
i am not red

>>4118451

ill post my dick you fat slut

>>4118460
ooh!

>>4118420

dude he asked me about that too

i think he has an anorexia fetish

>>4118468

i have the biggest dick on tf2g

spoilers: i havent played tf2 in like a year but i still shitpost on tf2g

>>4118485
*automatically bends over*

>>4118390
>>4118420
>>4118438
>>4118453
qror is such a fucking creep lmao

>>4118607

furries are always weird

>>4106614
https://e621.net/post/show/202619

i feel sick

something you ate?

n

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>>4118499
spoilers: i havent played tf2 in like three years but i still funpost on /trash/tf2g

this is nice thread

idk if i want a boyfriend who doesnt play tf2

i want a boyfriend that breathes air and walks on two legs

what about being kind and loving you

w ow you gays made a (me) edition
thats nice :3

now strip naked and get down on all fours

you first, bitchboy.

>>4118607
qror has both of my soles heh

i-im not your bitch...boy!!

oh yeah? then prove yourself.

>///<

>>///<

thought so
*puts collar on you*
*makes it somewhat tight*
everytime you feel it, just remember.
you are MINE and no one elses.

*ums*

i woke up
>tfw had no friend to PROTECT me in HS

you probably deserved it you bitch

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oh

what the fuck is HS

*PROTECTS the FUCK out of you*

>>4124425
um s-SHUT UP!!

hi skool

how hi are you

im pretty sure its "hi how are you"

oh
umm

>>4122424
disgusting

>>4129034
are you kinkshaming on /trash/

>>4129651
that isn't a kink

that's just disgusting

>>4129895
that is a kink

>>4129955
ok it's disgusting because it involves a gay polish furry wanking it to some greasy tf2gs feet

>>4130087
ok thats like your opinion

>>4130117
i'm sure most people would agree with my opinion

>>4130156
im sure they wouldnt

>>4130201
>he thinks most people would think that a gay polish furry masturbating to pictures of peoples feet on the internet wouldn't be disgusting

you must live in a third world country

>>4130209
if thats your opinion then why are you on /trash/ on the first place

shame me

>>4130265
the better question is why he comes on /trash/ and then chooses to be vocal about the fact that he's disgusted
it wasn't even over anything crazy, foot fetishism is like as normie as you can get with actual fetishes

>>4131194
i bet it was dotsy

>>4131189
*kisses your _____*

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https://savantofficial.bandcamp.com/album/vybz

TOOT

>>4131253
how do you tell

>>4132924
is it okay if i post the image ?

>>4133403
of course I love that image

>>4133331
only dotsy is autistic like this
also no one is as autistic as him to keep inquiring about such things

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>>4133449

>>4133480
this general has more than one autist anon

>>4133531
who is autist anon?

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all of ua

me on top

that's some really old tokifuji

dotsy isn't cute

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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/Engineer_jeers02.wav?t=20100709022555

image transcription for screenreader users: i've been downloading this torrent for 17 days and it's at 99% with one (1) piece missing

what eroge are you downloading anon

it's weeb music from nyaa dot se

tfw no weeb bf to fuck while watching an*me

also if it isnt compressed it those few bytes probably dont matter a lot

i probably dont matter a lot

is the world compressed

its okay you matter a lot to me*

*example sentence id say if you were my bf

>b

:x

i can call you a girl if you want me to~

okay

you are the cutest girl and i like it A LOT when you wear pretty dresses :3

my tf2g pals say i'm cute

i feel weird

can i feel you

if you want

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mfw i HUG

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

tfw no ANYONE to give me a big hug
i would even accept it from boys at this point so long as theyre cute

i dont wanna hug a boy thats just prison gay

im not prison gay
but i would ding dong a boy of hes cute

page 10

page 10 me

*page 11's you instead*

someone record the noise it makes when you slap your butt

do we really need these threads
i feel like we should just let them die

no this thread is my lfe

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>tf2 update
>my shitty ui mods break the current ui

at what point do I end this worthless life of mine?

right now is a good start

its been too long since i've been hugged in real life

benis is awesome

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isn't cute

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hey why is holo in there ? thats rude.

*hugs your penis with his penis*

i dont feel good

whats wrong

you know if you're gonna blog about how you don't feel good you could at least explain why when somebody asks you
you little bitch

>>4152812
ok i did it
now what

upload it to vocaroo and post the link here

i don't know if i want to
convince me
why do you want it

well i guess i'll keep it to myself then
maybe i'll send it to my bf

i am horny that's why you should

that's not a really good reason

i am doing scientific research about the sound of butts getting slapped

pls post results
its for science

hmmm
ok but just for science
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CQZe14gpW4

B-BECAUSE I WANT TO IMAGINE POUNDING YOUR BUTT WHILE JACKING IT

THERE

oh god, i didn't even have to reveal my embarrassing secret

that's a really firm clap *boners*

wow
i post something for science and now some pervert will use it to masturbate
[spoiler]good[/spoiler]

yes you do
what is it?

i want somebody to curl up under my covers and lick my butthole

i want someone to stroke my hair and say i'm a good boy

coming here makes me want to create a grindr

i want to curl up under someone's cover and lick their butthole then stroke their hair and tell them they are a good boy

reveal your secret dammit

i want someone sitting on my lap while we play point and click adventures

..until i get hard from him grinding with his butt on my dick and snipe his asshole >//<

the post above him was his secret that he didn't have to reveal because i had already posted the vocaroo
silly

i want to suck someone's dick while he stomps in tf2

sops the pub master

what
wha about him

i sucked his dick last nite

tfw nobody to suck my dick while i play tf2 to measure the scientific impact on KDR while the targets dick is being sucked

no you didn't
stop lying on the internet

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is this thicc

no its gay

what
can it not be gay and thicc

but
why

are you gay because you were denied by girls
or never had the courage to speak to one

this prison gay meme thing triggers me
i'm not gay because girls reject me
i was never particularly attracted to girls, i think most of them are hysterical as fuck, i find vaginas disgusting and i love cocks and shoving things in my butt
and i don't even have the courage to flirt with guys so yeah fuck you

oh
*gets fucked*

if you think women are hysterical then you really are prison gay
ive known only a few girls that threw tantrums or did something ridiculous because jealousy/psycho/etc

but if you like cock i guess whatever

a h fuck i found a new band which i fucking love
tfw will never find a bf to listen to psychedelic rock with

what band

fine dont post it
i dont care

i bet it sucks anyways

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>>4166636
hail satan

ps i fucking love this butt

i wish ic ould fukcing make LOVE to it

sorry i was away listening to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2OaXWIsH_0

ha i knew it sucked

dont listen to that bully i think its nice

i know, bad taste is everywhere 'round these parts

i didn't care much for the song when it comes to my personal taste but i thought it was still good

*licks your butthole*
delicious

but i dont have a butthole

post a picture of your butt and ill show you exactly where it is located

its not a butt
im a brid
i have cloaca

caw caw

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ima plaen

*wwalks into you*

w-welcome in me >///<
please dont crash me!

was getting entered part of your plan?

of course ...n-not BAKA

>tfw try to get into music
>find a band i like
>find more bands i like
>discover the genre and other similar genres
>find out entire scene died 20 years ago and any person who still labels themselves as part of it do it for attention

sad feel lads

what genre are you thinking of?

also curious desu
also there's always more music out there lad

deathrock/goth

it hardly has any attention nowadays

f*kin attention whore

see

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i made an attempt to cook today

put it in my mouth please

*puts food into your mouth*

does it taste good ?

yes! and it's so fluffy!

im glad you liked it
i wish i could meet you irl so i could cook for you

>>4172543
what is that even supposed to be

>>4172951
._.

omlette

i think it looks very good and you did a fine job

i would eat that

that looks like absolute garbage

i think it looks gross
do yourself a favour and never cook again

do yourself a flavor and eat it

ik

im still going to cook because im hungry

thats why i said it was an attempt

look up online how to make it before trying
or ask your mom idk

or don't cook and order pizza or some shit

no i know how to make an omlette
i watched my father make one
problem is i attempted to flip it in a small pan while it was still part liquid

i watched my father masturbate once

you certainly dont know how to make an omelette

>no i know how to make an omlette
ahhahahah ok yeah keep telling yourself that
enjoy your garbage

shut up !

im going to cook a helluva omlette tomorrow, all of your mouths will be salivating just from a glance!

i wish i had a bf that cooked for me and loved me

i wish you will find your perfect boyfriend one day

i aways wanted to have a cute bf to cook to
but sadly almost all cuteboys wants to cook for his partner

nah i won't
my cat is the closest to my perfect bf
and my cat can't fuck me

not with that attitude

oh ok thanks for that amazing life advice now i can finally get my perfect bf thanks dude

im sorry but i have 0 romance experience myself

only thing i can say is whatever everyone else told me a thousand times

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me on top

damn thats cute
i wouldnt mind if a giant cat did that to me

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i wish i was a giant cat

oh shit i forgot to tell the story
whatever it was a boring story
basically i tried cutting and burning myself but i couldn't do either because i'm a failure even at hurting myself

now im intrigued
do tell
what did you use to cut
was it on the wrist? if so dont do it on the wrist otherwise its super obvious and you wont ever get to wear tshirts
i mean, dont do it at all, but if youre going to cut, do it in an invisible area

trust me, its such a bummer always having to wear long sleeved even when its +30 outside and everyone's questioning you

nah i tried it on my thighs
even so it's winter here so i could easily do it on the wrists but whatever

so
i'll make this as brief as i can

those last days had been absolute shit and i was feeling awful all the time and i didn't know what to do so i decided it would be a pretty good time to start cutting myself
i tried with a kitchen knife. i hesitated a LOT at first, when i finally managed to place the knife on my thigh i slid it very slowly and it didn't do shit. i tried again pressing a little bit harder but the knife wasn't sharp at all
so i remember what the anon here said about burning a dull knife so i tried that
i hesitated a lot again and when i placed it it wasn't hot enough
i gave up for that day
i tried the burning again the next day and again i didn't heat it up enough
then i just wasn't sad enough to keep trying
next day i think i tried cutting myself but i don't even remember what happened just that i didn't succeed
and then i gave up entirely because i suck

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hey i know it seriously feels like shit right now
killing yourself is probably the only thought swimming through your mind right now
i was like the for at least 2 years before the depression wore off and now im just a tad sad sometimes
now i forever regret having made the cuts on my wrists and making my mom incredibly disappointed

this is not the end of the world, there will always be a tomorrow when you go to sleep and you can always change, even if you didn't mean to

i know youre probably hearing this for the 100th time, and its probably just as annoying as ever, but trust me. don't end it here

oh don't worry bb i don't plan on killing myself anytime soon
>i know youre probably hearing this for the 100th time
i don't actually ever talk about this with anyone so not really

oh
well i just care a lot because i know what its like when no one else cares

t-thanks..

im sorry if that sounded creepy

no it was the opposite
it sounded lovely and cute~

fucking fuck man
holy shit im pissed off
i hate everything

me too
what happen

doing bad at games
being sad at life
im all out of booze
just fuck my shit up

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>>4174493
that cat isnt a giant

it's ok we're all bad at videogames here
are you sad for any particular reason

>>4178220
dear god

yeah dude i miss my family sometimes

damn, sorry man
i wish i could go there and hug the shit out of you

holy fuck who is shitting the main thread
who's mad at dotsy now
is it sops

dotsy is a sperg tho

i bet you've never even talked to her and you're just repeating what everyone says because if most people say it it MUST be true

>her
:x

i spend a lot of time on irc, i know hes autistic as fuckk

she's just a little insecure and feels attacked even when someone's joking because people insult him all the time

>i spend a lot of time on irc, i know hes autistic as fuckk
who the fuck are you

not tellin

well, fuck you leatherhead

IDEA
>we don't make a new thread
>instead we let this shit die
what do you boys think

Oh shit I'm sorry.

about what

sorry for what

our daddy

http://www.apokalauta.org/yle/src/The_Epitome_4chan.swf

fucked

demon man (voice( : wot is happenin

if i post the thread dies faster right

o

http://datfootdive.bandcamp.com/track/im-so-alone

gotta move that gear up!

>>4180059
>>4180059
>>4180059
>>4180059

trash tf2g never dies!aaaaAAAA