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ERP thread
Do not tolerate the green menace edition
Old >>4074651
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Supported
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>>4077217
>With a wide smile her hand reaches down gripping around the thick cock, slowly running her pale hand along it gently, squeezing and gripping it a little more tighter every once and awhile, gripping around the base then back to the tip
Oh my oh my! Look at this big thing~ What should I do to it?~

>>4077218
A mechanic you say? Not sure about engines but there are a lot of.. "pipes" around here that could use a little fixing~ If you catch my drift.

>>4077229
>With a joyful giggle the strong scent hits her nose and fills her lung with the strong scent of cock musk, it only widens her smile like a sickening laughing gas as she lowers herself to her knees before it, running a hand along the shaft slowly. Gripping it at the base and licking at the tip ever so slightly
Mhmmah! There we go! Now no more talk about running and hiding, just enjoy my love~

>>4077238
>Theory of a Deadman
Wew

>>4077298
>Starts sucking on glock
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We must secure the existence of our race and a future for white children.
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>>4077319
Thanks, ERPiccolo.
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>>4077319
I want to a kitty Nue
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>>4077340
You think you're safe here?

Bitch came crawling back~
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This is the real thread. Setting up a bonfire here.
>stabs a coiled sword into the scorched earth, linking this site to the first flame of ERP
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>>4077319
I thought that was a snake penis for a second.
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>>4077344
Pervert.

>>4077342
I need to jam a Nail in myself so I get stronger.
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>>4077293
Well I'll stay here for a little bit, won't promise much.
>eh, I was thinking about ERP, the Mechanic is too hot and cute not to fuck on

>>4077340
>she blushes with a hue of red
N-nope, no drifts here!
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>>4077319
Nth for Sleep and Kitty Nue is cute.
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>>4077340

>His shaft throbbed thanks to the soft motions of DMG's hand, causing him to sight in pleasure

W-Well, you could lick it clean for starters.. Then I'll plunge it deep into your cunt!
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>>4077340
>Fires Glock prematurely
>you like this
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>>4077360
Need more shark Nue.
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>>4077359
Cute.
>Pets the mechanic's head
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>>4077374
Glock jokes!
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>>4077359
We're pretty lazy this time of day, you shouldn't expect much to be perfectly honest. If it's not out of line, I'd love to suck your toes while I cum on your face sometime.
>just glad to have you onboard
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>>4077340
Don't I always?
>He runs his hands through the blond's hair, pulling slightly and guiding her mouth against his shaft. He pushed her against the lenght as her intoxication with the scent made him smile.
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>>4077380
I want to hug and kiss Nue.
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>>4077394
FUCK OFF PAC
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>>4077394
>Calls the cops.
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>>4077353
>Spams that one emote that yells at you while wearing xanthous crown and smoug pants

>>4077359
You're cute with a little color in your cheeks! I *do* have a sizable pipe to be looked at if you need some work hot stuff~

>>4077362
Hehe~ So blunt! I like it <3
>Lowering to her knees before the thick, hardened cock she slips the head into her mouth, rolling her tongue all around the head, licking and slurping it's sweet juices up as the strong scent fills her mind, burning her cheeks a faint red as she takes little by little in her mouth

>>4077408
>Happily taking every inch you force in she smiles around the cock, bobbing and twisting her head around it, loudly slurping it as her tongue flicks at the tip, poking and prodding at it's most sensitive point
Mhmm~
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>>4077422
Nah, bitch.
>>4077426
Snitch.
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>>4077440
There you go, Just needed something else in your mind, huh?
>He grips harder ar her hair, grabbing onto her hat like a handle and pushes himself down her throat.
Don't worry, I'll make you forget everything except how good this feels.
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>>4077319
>Do not tolerate the green menace
WHAT DID HULK DO TO NUE
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>>4077440
Every post you make, I'll screencap more

fucking leave, bitch

Take your anons and go circlejerk in the discord

you are not fucking wanted here
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>>4077440

D-Damn, this is why you're so damn good... Your mouth feels Heavenly!

>The male let a gasp of bliss as his throbbing manhood was being pleased by the Magician Girl's magical mouth!

Make sure to coat it completely... I-I'm going to fill you with my seed!
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>>4077390
Hey now, let's not get touchy just yet.

>>4077403
But I don't do that, I fix pipes and car engines and sometime en- I mean just pipes and car engines. Maybe I'll look into your personal car engine problem at the night.


>>4077440
You do? I have just the thing.
>she pulls out a gaint red wrench, oversizing the Mechanic herself
Where is the pipe?
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>>4077449
I'm just doing what your song told me to do.
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>>4077471
Not you boyo, we cool.
Talking about LD.
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>>4077478
>you are not fucking wanted here
Neither are you.
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>>4077471
>The Hulk's massive green dong will never shred your asshole while you bite the pillow
Shoot me now.
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>>4077490
>He puts a hand under hercshin, tilting her face up close to his smiling one.
Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
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>>4077490
If you're staying for a bit, could you help with that broken heart then?
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>>4077491
That's how we uncover snitches.
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>>4077478
>tfw want to jack off to people's hatred for me like LD does but don't know how to do it

P-please tell me your secrets, LD!
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>>4077494
Don't respond bro. Just hide every post. That's how you make chemo
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>>4077510

>Neither will Shrek's

End it
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>>4077522
2pac with the 22...
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>>4077530
It won't work like that.
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>>4077490
>But I don't do that, I fi....
I'd like that, Cl- I mean Ginger. I feel lucky to have such a pretty mechanic around to work on my gear.
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>>4077539
SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS
I NEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS PLACE
I SAID YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT
I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGE
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Persistence gets results, I've found
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>>4077522
2pac is that you?
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>>4077566
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE RULES SO I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
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>>4077566
Post the whole thing faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdt03OgLpWo
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>>4077597
That song makes me miss Pencil Head and that one little faggot he ran around with.
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>>4077595
In the flesh.
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>>4077463
Mhmm!
>A choir of little moans and squeaks of protest slips out of her throat as you force your thick, fat cock into her gullet, she groans a little as the large member fills her up, her eyes rolling into the back of her head as it slightly chokes her, her throat tightening around your member as you push it in and out
Mhmm.. mhmm~

>>4077482
>Popping the head out of her mouth with a small popping sound she smiles as the anon, stroking his shaft quickly
Go ahead~ Cum all you want! I want your creamy seed~
>She places her lips to the very tip of your cock as her hand quickly shifts down the wet cock again and again

>>4077490
>Seeing the large red wrench towering over the smaller mechanic she giggles, pointing down to how her skirt was suspiciously frilling up at the end, almost like something was extending from under it
It's right down here. Take a nice long look~
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>>4077608
PUFF
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>>4077608
I like her so much better when she's down on her knees~ <3
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>Floats down and stands next to the anons.
Hello everyone! How are you all today?

>>4077597
You posted the wrong one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rZBFfJfzA
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>>4077624
PUFFS
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>>4077646
PUFFIER!
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>>4077668
IT CAN ONLY GET SO PUFFED
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>>4077608
>Looking at her dazed expression and feeling the push of her throat pushing him closer to his edge, he pulls the girl's head back harshly. HIs lenght makes a wet noise leaving her throat, the taste and smell of precum filling her mouth and nostrils as he lets his hard, throbbing lengh rest just out of her lips' reach, her head held firm.
Such a good girl, where do you want it first, should I fill you up or paint you white?
>His words are emphasized by his warm, musky tip rubbing against her face, smearing precum on her like a mark, making sure she heard properly that this was only the first load.
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>>4077608

And my creamy seed is what you'll get, sweetheart!

>With his shaft completely soaked with her saliva, the male playfully smeared it all over face while his hands caressed the side of her head

You want this, don't you?
Heh... You might be a little slut but you are the best~

>A smirk formed on his lips, knowing what he wanted next

Lie down and spread your legs. I'll attempt to give you a child!
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>>4077646
>that position
I want to fall into her arms and breed the daylights out of her womb.
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>>4077646
>sweaty panties
D-DMG, please...
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>>4077674
NOT PUFFY ENOUGH! PUFFIER!
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>>4077674
Remember when I said to not treat me like a joke?
Like what you're doing right now?

I know so much about you bitch
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>>4077514
>she thinks to herself "shoot, he's smooth"
W-well maybe you need help to help yourself?...
It made more sense in my head.

>>4077515
Sorry buddy, maybe at the night I'll take a look at that broken heart of yours.

>>4077552
Alrighty then, see you tonight sir.

oh would you look at the time, my next delivery of wires is coming this afternoon, Bye~!

>she awkwardly walks, thinking about what she is going to do at the night
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Well-hunged shota anon here. I don't know about you, but I have a heavy load on my mind.
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>>4077646
>>4077684
same exact thing here
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>>4077695
I want to make you cum so hard.
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>>4077696
>She steps over and pats his head tenderly.
You must be stressed about your summer reading, right? You human kids have so much on your plate.
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>>4077744
Uh... yeah. I guess. "War and Peace" is such a chore to get though.
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>>4077695
>He chuckles slightly, his minty breath tickling her lips.
Sorry, that might be my fault.
>A hand snakes around her waist, finger barely brushing her form before settling on the side of her hips, pulling her even closer to his form.
I think I might be distracting you.
>Their lips were almost touching with each word, his eyes not leving hers, smile seemingly etched onto his face.
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>>4076962
Hey! what are you doing!
>She looks at him with angry eyes and slaps his face with her fist
Dont do that again!

>>4076923
>She chuckles at the anon groping one of her breasts under her top and caress his face with her index finger
Seems like you are and still a faggot

>>4076924
And thats why you are a faggot, I think there are some dicks you can suck around here
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>>4077678
Paint me! Mark me with your creamy load!
>She begs as her tongue extends, cheeks with a red flush and lips already coated with a clear conbo of spit and pre, her tongue lols out as she awaits her sweet treat
Give me it! I need it!~

>>4077680
>Nodding happily she stands up with the streak of pre and spit on her cheek, crawling onto the nearest bed, raising her legs up and flashing her sweet puffy lips, she shoots him a wink as one of her hands shift down, spreading the little lips out, rubbing up and down along the sweet pink folds
Ahh~ I need your cock!~

>>4077684
>>4077698
Breed? But that means a lot of creamy sticky cum deep deep inside of me!

>>4077685
Something wrong anon? Does someone like sweaty, hot, strong scented sex?~ Or do you just want the panties?~

>>4077689
WE HAVE REACH MAX PUFF. WE MUST GO BACK CAPTION
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>>4077587
Show the time stamp
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>>4077812
NO! WE NEED TO GO PUFFIER!
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>>4077812
Honestly, honey, you should just give up
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>>4077765
>Crouches down to get to eye level with him.
>Smiles.
Well, why don't you take a break for awhile? Here, I'll help you out, we could have some fun together. It is summer after all!
>She laughs and leans back on the balls of her feet.
So, what should we do first?
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>>4077833
Not the real Peach. Keep your pants on boys
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>>4077829
I'M GIVING IT ALL I GOT!
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>>4077800

Quit it, damn it!

>Anon, losing his patience over being called a faggot, reached for her top with both hands and forcefully ripped it down in order to reveal Juri's chest to him!
>Once her chest was bare and unprotected, he leans forward and proceeds wrap his lips around her nipples, sucking and licking them all over!

H-Hmmphh!
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>>4077879
IT'S THE PUFFIEST
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>>4077812
>>4077829
Anon...
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>>4077834
>blushes hard
I don't know. Maybe play some video games. I'm an expert on Tekken 7.
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>>4077896
>Dies of puff
>>4077903
SHUT UP RICK
You're just jealous
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>>4077812

You are perfection, darling~!

>Anon eagerly joined DMG on bed, placing himself on top of the blonde sorceress with his wet, twitching cock pointing directly at her entrance!
>With a knowing grin, he dipped his head forward and kissed her deeply, just as he plunged his erect, hard cock into her inviting pussy!

N-Nngh!
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>>4077903
I still don't get what's wrong with that unless he meant she has an STI.

Or is it the hint that he'd seen her cunt, thus had fucked the girl his grandson was interested in?
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>>4077926
>tfw keep missing Rachel
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>>4077926
>pets the cat
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>tfw no shuten
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>>4077800
Fine, you know what; I will! I don't need some stuck-up bitch like you!
>he huffs, then walks away
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>>4077921
>>4077834
My apologies. I meant to say Street Fighter 5. (Tekken 7 isn't out for another year)
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>>4077926
>wraps a blanket around as she sleeps
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>>4077812
>Hetilts her head up harsly, admiring the dazed look on her face and her tongue lolling out her mouth.
What a slut you are, well, guess I can't say no to that, huh?
>Pumping his cock a few more time with the hand not holding her, he pushes the tip againt her lips, letting his load burst against her lips, pulling back to let it fall against her waiting face and breasts.
You just needed this, didn't you?
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>>4077929
I'm pretty sure he is just fucking with morty. He is taking advantage of his lack of sexual knowledge.
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>>4077929
Creators said its a rumor Rick heard in the employee break room.
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>>4077946
>>4077921
>She chuckled.
>It had been awhile since she's played video games, but I'm sure she'd get the hang of it again.
You're on!~ Lead the way, kiddo.
>She said, standing back up, giving the boy a good look at her voluptuous body as she did.
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>>4077960
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>>4077975
WE
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>>4077973
Yeah just got that

I had the script up on a big TV in the writers room and I was going through it, doing my pass, and I put the puffy vagina line in there. I thought, hey, this'll make the writers laugh, and then we'll be done with the script, and we'll send it to the network and they'll know it's a placeholder and they'll say "of course you have to change that" and the writers will say, "okay, let's change that now."
What I failed to realize is that the network is Adult Swim and the showrunner is Justin Roiland. So now we have Rick saying that this girl has a puffy vagina. And your question, which is totally valid, is why does Rick know that.
"Why indeed. And, I mean, it's canon, so I'll answer.
I think Rick heard a rumor. I think Rick was working really hard on Pirates of the Pancreas and he'd make routine trips to the inside of Ruben, and I think, you know, in the break room, people talk.
[edit to add]: halfway through typing the answer to your question, I asked, in a semi-accusatory fashion, "who wrote that puffy vagina line?" And Ryan Ridley said "you did, mother fucker.""
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>>4077960
>Shoves soap so far up your ass you bleed internally
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>>4077985
WUZ
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>>4077924
>Pressing her lips to yours she kisses you deeply, holding you in a warm embrace as our lips smack and hold each others, wrapping her legs around the anon she lets out a high pitched moan as his cock dives into her, squirming and panting as his cock opens her sweet hole up
Ahh!~ F-fuck! Fill my womb! I want to be your sweet little love <3

>>4077956
Mhmm hmm!
>She smiles widely as you paint her with sweet creamy cum, smiling ear to ear as every drop of cum coats her face and her large, soft breasts, holding them up she jiggles them about
Hehe! That was fun! Did you have fun anon?~
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>>4077974
>I pop in SF5 in my PS4, and loaded it up
Who do you want to be? I'm picking Ken.
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>>4077994
KANGS
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>>4077994
KINGZ
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>>4077960
>rubs ass
>rubs and plays with your asshole through your pants
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>>4078002
Go on, beg me to stop
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>>4077960
Where were you when kenny got her heart eaten?
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>>4077960
Kurisu! I farted in the shower!
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>>4078005
>Sits down next to him and pulls a stick up onto her lap.
Hmm...I think this guy looks interesting!
>She selects F.A.N.G and looks over at him.
Ready?
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>>4078027
You bet.
>presses start and begin to mash like a pro. F.A.N.G took down half of Ken's life while Ken took down a quarter of F.A.N.G's
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>>4077800
Show us your feet
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>>4078002
Always do with you. Looking forward to the nest time I get to use your tight little throat.
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>>4078055
I can't wait!
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>>4078012
What is your objective here?
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>>4078012
Really, LD is being the more pathetic one in these caps.
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>>4078002

>His manhood violently ravaged her insides as he thrusted his hips back and forth! All while a single string of their mixed spit joined their lips.

Hnngh... Your insides feel too fucking great...
It's almost as if they are welcoming me... A-Ahhh!!
I-I'm so going to fill you!
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>>4078071
>>4078078
>replying
Fucking retarded
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>>4078071
He's in my eyes, he is in my ears
He's in my blood, he is in my tears
I breathe love and see him every day
Even though my love is a world away
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>>4078086
I just want to know what he is trying to accomplish here.
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>>4078065
>Pets DMG's head.
Good girl.
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>>4078105
He's a sociopath. Just ignore him.
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>>4078079
Do it anon! Cum! Cum deep deep inside me!
>With another squirm under you her body twitches and convulses as your cock smashes deep into her, her warm insides tight around your member, milking and pumping your cock all the while
Ahh~ Fill me!

>>4078107
>Nuzzles into pets
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>>4078078
Nigga, to keep it 100 , the whole convo is cringy as fuck.
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>>4077975
WE WUZ KINGS
>>4077993
>dies painfully
>>4078011
>through pants
>in the shower
>>4078014
Eating her heart, why?
>>4078015
>pukes
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>>4078123
It hurts you so badly.
I'm sorry you cant have me.
It hurts you so badly.
I'm sorry you cant have me.
I won't let me get with,
I won't let me get with you tonight.

Who you callin' bitch,
don't you listen to a word they say?
They make me so mad,
they don't matter to me anyway.
Chill out baby stay with me for a while.
But that don't mean I'll get with you tonight.
That don't mean I'll get with you tonight
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>>4077945
Pfff whatever, a weak man means nothing to me

>>4077880
>She grips her hips with both of her hands and looks at him desperately and a devilish grin draws her face

You shouldnt play with crazy anon, you should be careful, I might... break something

>>4078050
Should I?
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>>4078149
It's not my fault you're too dumb to take off your pants in the shower!
>>
>>4078149
I like you Kurisu.
>>
Threadly reminder not to give him the attention that he wants
>>
>>4078149
>teabags corpse like in Halo
>>
>>4078183
You realize you're giving him attention right now? People are smart enough to realize that they shouldn't reply.
>>
>>4078196
Yet these two posters weren't
>>4078071
>>4078078
>>
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>>4078183
Could game the report system's automated bit where if someone gets enough reports they'll get actioned until a mod checks.

I know it's against the rules but the guy is underage anyway.
>>
>>4078123

>Anon pushed the full length of his member into the girl's sweet, tight cunt! The tip of his throbbing, eager shaft kissing the entrance of her womb with a precum-coated head.

I-I'm gonna cum!! I'm gona fill you, you little slut...!!

>With hose words and after a merciless barrage of thursts, anon released a considerable amount of his healthy, white seed into the Magician's womb!
>>
Post 24
>>
>>4078123
You're so cute I don't wanna leave, but I have to. See you later DMG!
>>
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>>4078182
You're not too bad yourself.
>>4078162
That's true. Whoops..
>>4078193
>Licks your balls.
>>
>>4078210
We could, but the risk of getting b& is too much to waste on scum like him.
>>
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>>4078049
>She stands there and backs off, waiting for him to get in.
>Tosses down a poison cloud at his feet to knock Ken over for a safe jump.
>Jmp.HP -> st.HK -> cr.MP -> l.Poison Lunge xx Super.
>Wins.
>She throws her hands up in celebration.
Woohoo! I won!
>She looks over at him with a grin.
Wowie! That was really fun, anon!
>>
>>4078158
Yes, you have the best feet.
>>
>>4078228
>I smiled at her celebrating and shook her hand
You're lucky. Good game.... what's your name again?
>>
>>4078212
>Feeling the sticky warm cum deep inside of her she squirms and sighs loudly, panting and melting into the hot sticky cum being released deep inside of her
Ahh~ ah... So... good...

>>4078218
See you anon! Have a great day!
>>
>>4078210
To get an underage ban
We have to get Paul to admit he's under 18
>>
>>4078158

>The male continued to lick and suck Juri's chest, his eyes meeting hers with his lips still locked on her nipple.

Hmmmhph??

>POP!

The reward is worth the risk~!
>>
>>4078263
Which he's too careful to do.
>>
>>4078158
Always stick your dick in crazy.
>>
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
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POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>>
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>>4078250
Suuuure. Whatever makes you feel better~
>She giggles and pulls on her collar some.
>Ughh...Why is it so hot in this kid's room?
>As she pull on her collar to air out a bit, she accidentally exposes her large, sweaty bust, clearly not wearing a bra.
My name is Aradia...
>>
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>>4078294
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>>
>>4078251

>Anon pulled out of her, spraying his last shots of his cum on her crotch

A-Ahh... There, I marked you~

>He proudly looked at the mess their caused
>>
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>>4078311
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>>
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>>4078251
Admit it
I've fucking won
>>
What's the most gratifying way to snuff someone?
>>
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>>4078311
>Pouting out her lips she blows a kiss out to you as the sweet creamy cum leaks out of her
Ahh.. Thanks anon!
>>
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>>4078340
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>>
>>4078343
Sexual breathplay
>>
>>4078343
No idea.
>>
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>>4078346
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>>
>>4078346

You're more than weclome, darling!

>Despite calling her names during their passion, anon got closer and planted a sweet, soft kiss on her lips before standing up, pulling his pants back in place.
>>
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>>4078369
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>>
>>4078359
Spam is against the rururules
>>
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>>4078238
Maybee

>>4078266
The reward is worth the risk? but theres no reward here ~
>She slides her hand to her pants and grips his bulge with an intense force

>>4078286
Never stick your dick in crazy
>>
>>4078294
Hey, Ara...
>Suddenly, I felt silent as Aradia's huge, sweaty knockers glazed upon my very eyes
>with a thick, 11 incher (not to mention that I'm a small, 3ft tall anon) slowly popping up from my pants, I gulped loudly
>>
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>>4078377
That is a terrible exaggeration

I ERPed on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have ERPed on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My ERP, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as trixies or iowas.

I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother erping at all because of drama or a slow/bad avatar.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO

Even the fucking hgfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the ERP in this state.

You dont want me to ERP, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.

See you tomorrow.
>>
>>4078369
>Returning the tender kiss she even giggles during, pecking you with a few more smaller kisses as you begin to lean away
>>
>>4078390
>baron's copypasta formatted for erp
pottery
>>
Can we make our own 8 board and ban Paul on sight?
>>
>>4078387

N-Nnngh!

>Despite the rough grip, the male's member hardened! Twitching at the contact of Juri's hand.

You are the reward, sugartits!
>>
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>>4078402
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're >"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>
>>4078413
8flan.net/erp
>>
>>4078413
>4+4
kek. Sure, if you want erp to slowly die out.
>>
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>>4078388
>Tilts her head a the boy.
Yes, anon? Something the matter?
>She says as she fans herself with her hand.
>Not noticing the boy's ever-growing, monster of a cock rising up from his shorts.
>>
Can I have a (You) too?
>>
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>>4078450
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>>4078450
I'm Smugchief, and General Guy's got nothing on me. Me and my brave army of the most professional and diciplined Smugleaves can take out an army of 100,000 Pignites and Wotters in an afternoon. Salute my epicness!

General guy + Smugleaf = death from epic :)
This will be the next trollface XD

/thread because max epicness has already been achieved by ME! :D
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>>4078402

Well, I'll make sure to visit you again... For now, there's more beautiful gals that need to be fucked!

>The anon winked at the sorceress

Farewell, Number Nine~!
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>>4078458
I'm Smugchief, and General Guy's got nothing on me. Me and my brave army of the most professional and diciplined Smugleaves can take out an army of 100,000 Pignites and Wotters in an afternoon. Salute my epicness!

General guy + Smugleaf = death from epic :)
This will be the next trollface XD

/thread because max epicness has already been achieved by ME! :D
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>>4078431
What size tits do you have? Anything above F cup kind of put my off guard. (and I mean really off guard*)

>as I asked this question, I quickly grabbed a pillow, and put it in my crotch
* I have a thing for huge tits x shota
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what are these pastas
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>>4078485
please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please

please fire rocket please I will do anything I need reflect kill please just shoot at me I want to press m2 please I beg you I won't attack I just reflect just fire a rocket at me please I need it don't just make me strafe back and forth I need reflect kill just shoot rocket at me
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>>4078458
Until next time <3
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>>4078414
You like this? it doesnt hurt you? how about this?
>She tightens her grip, feeling his manhood hardening and throbbing between her fingers, she makes her grip so tight that his cock can barely throb
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>>4078503
please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please

please fire rocket please I will do anything I need reflect kill please just shoot at me I want to press m2 please I beg you I won't attack I just reflect just fire a rocket at me please I need it don't just make me strafe back and forth I need reflect kill just shoot rocket at me
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>>4078504

H-Hey!

>He winced at the sudden tightness of her grip, biting his lower lip
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>Flashes the Iowa signal, which a burger outline with a stars and stripes background into the night sky
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>>4078504
>Juri in thread
Well, it's not like my boner wasn't going to get broken in half someday anyhow.
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>>4078525
Burger boat's at work, mate.
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>>4078525
laserzed10 : the huntsman gets more headshots
laserzed10 : how you walk into battle
pisshead: tf2 comp community is pure cancer and deserves to die
mayleeg: my face hurts from that cringe
mayleeg: no escape from the MAYdic killer
Ducky : 1v1 me elmers glue
unkel dayn iz gud sentri man : dont give rocket to relector man
Letsplaypete : spy with dead wringer
Obfuscate : HOLY SHIT guys rep him he is a racialism.
Knight_Killer[BR] : how can i level up my itens?
danimal014 : i just have to look in you moms bellybutton for your name
DAH.tma : medics are the most un necessary class every
Ragin' Gnome : If you're going to dominate me, at least do it in bed.
Gweduc -TPF- : What are tgose wabvy lineS?
-[FF]- cοsмιc cοʏοтe : hahahahahahaha poor nooby spawncamper XD XD XD
Honey Dijon Hospital Bitch : ALRIGHT NO ONE BE SCOUT EXCEPT FOR ME!
StoneMeteor6696 : how do u collect pumpkins
Superior : hitler made mini sentrys
{Spoopy} AgentChimera : hitler made minisentries because he didnt have a left nut
SexyBaby : how do i like activate my gargoyal
Lord Pheonix : Does one jump with such skill
liamyn : why was isrtuck with th estock wepons
Applesauce125 : I AM SO TERRIBIL WITHOUT A MOUSE
Ragg : i hit u in the nuts kid
crybaby : please stop ddosing me
[CP] Sir_CrabbChap : i will face fuck you in your horse face you little cunt ass nigga
Luna: If he wasnt jumping around like an autistic fish i would have given him a sandvich
gold/silv s18: imma trickstab stabby
Lmanmax : what do i type in to market garden?
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>>4078466
Isn't that a bit personal, anon?
>Looks over at him, chuckling some, sounding a bit nervous.
You're a little young to know about things like that.
(She's easily F-G. Just for you, anon.~)
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>>4078539
It's useless
Time to play the vidya
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>>4078503

[That was fun! <3 DMG~]
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>>4078450
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>>4078564
I had a lot of fun too~ Have a great day <3
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>>4078573
E
LE
VA
TION
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>>4078554
Sorry, Aradia. It's just that the weather's so hot, we're both in heat.
>I nervously chuckled as I gipped the pillow tightly
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(Is the anon that wants my card around?)
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>>4078564
>>4078586
alias "tc_msg_1" "say According to all known laws"
alias "tc_msg_2" "say of aviation,"
alias "tc_msg_3" "say there is no way a bee"
alias "tc_msg_4" "say should be able to fly."
alias "tc_msg_5" "say Its wings are too small to get"
alias "tc_msg_6" "say its fat little body off the ground."
alias "tc_msg_7" "say The bee, of course, flies anyway"
alias "tc_msg_8" "say because bees don’t care"
alias "tc_msg_9" "say what humans think is impossible."
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>>4078604

[Yes]
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>>4078591
>"In heat"
>That's a strange way to phrase that.
>Humans are so weird.
Yeah, it's no big deal...Don't you have an AC in here, anon? It's really hot.
>She said while still tugging on her now loosened collar and fanning into it to give some relief to her breasts.
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Emulate a DS game or read Pokemon Special?
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>>4078626
Yeah, I do have an AC. It's in the kitchen.
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>>4078642
Play Pokemon. I fucking love Pokemon
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>>4078617
(Give me your dick! Pretty please.)
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>>4078657
>(slaps ass)
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>>4078657
what a bully.
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>>4078657
(Explain to him why, Dakini~)
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>>4078657
Im one of the anons who said I was gunna send you my dick, but I need to get it up first which requires some wolfy lewdness
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>>4078642
DS games just aren't the same emulated.
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>sending dick pics
Ahahahaha
Are you people retarded
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>>4078520
Whats wrong? this is too tight for you?
>She keeps her strong grip and moves her hand up and down, rubbing his notable tent on his pants
You want it tighter? ~

>>4078527
You just need to be careful and dont stick your dick in crazy
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>>4078684
Horny boys love to have people see their dicks darling, what's so wrong with it?
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>>4078684
For erp too.
Like damn son.
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>>4078684
kys pac
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>>4078648
...Great.
>She sits back as she languishes in the heat.
>Fanning herself tiredly as her massive breasts heave under her thick God-tier pajamas.
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>>4078687
Easier said than done: sticking my dick in crazy is a pretty big desire of mine. Particularly your brand of crazy, Ms. Han.
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I'd send my dick for you guys if Dakini wouldn't be put in jail for it.
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>>4078696
Can I show you my dick teach?
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>>4078696
I recall you being the one asking for mine.
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>>4078687

A-A bit too much but... I-I might be able to endure...

>Despite the slight roughness and powerful grip, the male was getting quite aroused!
>A blush formed on his face, looking at Juri's form

W-Why not use other parts of your body?
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>>4078696
>straight shota

Unf

Are you a p-perverted lady?
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>>4078667
>(Shoves tongue down your throat.)
>>4078674
>(Bullies you)
>>4078675
(Shush!)
>>4078676
(Sorry to be a tease but if I do end up actually playing it'll be later in the evening.)
>>4078684
>not sending dick pics
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>>4078708
(sorry for pausing it as such an odd time, but I'm going to cook myself something for the next hour. We'll continue this some other time. Maybe later tonight if I have time)
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>>4078742
Well show me lewd fox atleast
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>>4078696
>>4078703
>>4078706
>>4078742
Do you remember what happened when Nue posted his dick a few years back and DMG sent pics?
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>>4078725
[email protected]

>>4078734
(yeah I think I started the openly asking for dicks in email thing after finding out other avatars got dick pics in private emails.)

(also I was the anon who put the idea of sending her a dick pic a dick pic for her card into her head
I can't help it, I adore dicks.)
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>>4078742
>(pulls it back out and kisses your cheek
Did you want sauce on the side with your order, dumb fox?
>Sticks out tongue to match yours)
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>>4078768
Do you think those are the only dick pics that have circled around? People give out dick pics all the time in private.

Some people are just assholes and reveal them.
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>>4078742
(Hehehe~)
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>>4078758
>>4078768
(I've never posted a single picture from anybody that was kind enough to share and I don't plan to either.)
>>4078786
>(Sticks tongue down urethra.)
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>>4078811
(L-lewd)
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>>4078811
Oh I ment lewd fox pics... to get me goin first
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Scott, wtf are you doing here? lol
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Can you guys go say hi to HG for me
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>>4078826
>
>>4078829
(Don't have much.)

(Forgive my bloggyness. I'll cut this out shortly.)
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dick pic emails again?
[email protected]
yeah yeah I get it I'm a fag.
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>>4078857
(I'll take that as a yes then. This is going to be a little fun when I get home.)
>>
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>>4078871
You first, fag.
[email protected]
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>>4078907
I've posted my dick openly in the thread like 3 times, twice as videos.
As I figure you'll motherfuckers owe me.
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>>4078735
Other parts of my body? uhm? I dont want to break your little friend ~

>She lightens her grip and moves her hand up and down faster as she slides her left hand down and rubs the tip of your bulge with her fingers

>>4078716
Maybe you should try to hold off, you might get hurt, you dont want that, dont you?
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>>4078928
Relatively new here, so I don't got them bunbun.
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>>4078929

I-I'm sure I can endure that...

>His member began to leak precum, a soft gasp escaping his lips

P-Please?
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>>4078811
>That tonguejob pic
(No dick, not now. I'm busy!)
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>>4078742
>(Bullies your anus back)
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>>4078965
>Dick
Boner would sound more accurate now that i think about it.
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>>4078786
H-Hey! You're making it sound like I'm weak! Do I look like that Dan guy to you or something? I can handle whatever you throw at me.

>He whispers to himself.
I-I think, at least.
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>>4078929
You didn't say anything about my request.
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>>4078995
Wrong person may want to retag
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>>4078947
Well I already sent someone a video today so I've overexerted myself and I'm gonna chill out.
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>>4079047
Fug.

Meant for: >>4078929
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>>4079055
It doesn't take much effort to take a photo, silly!
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>>4077319
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>>4079081
Ribbon a cutest
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>>4078964
Well... I guess you can fuck my armpit If you really want to fuck something right now ~
>She keeps rubbing his large tent, without slowing down for a moment, moving her hand up and down and her fingers on circles on the tip of his bulge
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>>4078426
>if you want erp to slowly die out

You mean like it has in these shitty threads?
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>>4079081
>tfw nue cucked ribbon.
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>>4079079
>Gotta get hard
>Gotta find a spot with good lighting
>Gotta stay hard while taking pictures

Too much effooooort
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>>4079096
No!
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>>4079129
(You sound like an old man. Fine; but do you want mine?)
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Good evening people. I hope you're doing well.
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Anyone up for a quickie before the bitch comes back?
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>>4079163
Lost interest desu, unless you have a feminine penis.
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@@4079184
No.
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>>4079105

J-Just your armpit? T-That's it?

>His breath became heavy, his member leaking translucent precum on her fingertips
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>>4079174
I'm doing well, thank you!
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>>4079197
Oh come on, I'll even let you cum at the end~
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>>4079174

We're doing fine, miss~!
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>>4079184
No.
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>>4079184
Maybe, but I kind of have a weird fetish...
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>>4079184
But you're already here :^)
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@@4079213
No thanks, your RP is rather mediocre.
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>>4079196
(Far from it, bun)
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>>4079213
No.
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>>4079174
What a cute young lady.
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>>4079218
Your loss

>>4079227
Is it heartfucking?

>>4079230
Dude WOAH YOU MEMED ME SO FUCKING HARD HOLY SHIT IM GONNA ACTUALLY KILLMYSELF NOW xxD

>>4079233
We've been over this before, it's a hell of a lot better than anything you could pump out anyway
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>>4079239
Then perhaps it's time for a makeover?!
I'll get the ribbons and pretty penis sized dresses, you get the makeup!
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>>4079009
Well well, I could easily step on you with no problem ~

>>4078995
Uhmmm
>She looks at him and scans his body up and down
You dont look like a weak guy.. but you stutter a lot...
You are scared of me, dont you?
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>>4079184
Can I use y our face as a toilet?

I really just want to take a runny shit all over you.
>>
>>4079260
Um, no...it's more...bizarre than that...
If you're up for it, of course!
>>
Stop replying to it guys.

Morning.
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>>4079260
No.
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>>4079279
No thanks, although I dated DMG for a few months, I know she's REALLY into scat if ya wanna swing with her

>>4079290
Explain what it is first

>>4079296
Yes

>>4079292
no
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>>4079212
Thats nice to hear.
>>4079215
I'm glad to know that, i've been busy lately so i haven't had that much time to come by here.
>>4079259
Um... I'm not a lady mister.
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>>4079292
Hello boatslut, let me decorate your penis.
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>>4079261
No amount of dress-up and makeup will make it look "pretty" by feminine standards, unfortunately
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>>4079292
Morning, best boat.
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>>4079314
Cut or uncut?
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>>4079292
Morning.
Do you like Ace Combat?
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>>4079310

Well, since I'm going good and you're doing great, why not sit next to me ?

>He pats the side next to him.
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>>4079311
Well you did get dubs, so I guess it's time for you to bun.

>>4079326
Heya.
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It sure is hot today.
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>>4079302
W-Well...it's a certain form of penetration...
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>>4079202
You dont like it? what do you have in mind then? ~
>She squeezes your glans between her fingers, milking every drop of precum out of your cock and rubbing everything on your pants as she uses her other hand to keep pumping your bulge

Seems like your friend is barely holding off ~
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>>4079292
Found a new Cuteryuu for ya this morning
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>>4079342
Gonna have to be more descriptive than that, buddy
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>>4079337
I've played a little of some of the series, but not enough. I enjoy the atmosphere of them though, so to speak.

>>4079357
Is truly the kawaii
Thank
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>>4079266
>He tugged at his shirt collar, frozen on the spot.
S-scared? Me? Pffft! Naw! You never got jitters in your life being around someone you admired? That's all it is! Yeah! I ain't a coward or anything!

>He's totally a little scared. Turned on, but a bit scared.
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>>4079340
Mornin' Cutes
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>>4079332
Cut, sadly.
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>>4079340
Heya. How's your morning been?
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>>4079354

I-It would be a great honor to... A-Ahh...

>He bit his lips, trying to hold his orgasm from hitting him as long as he could

I-I'd certainly love to cum inside you!
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>>4079401
That's not me though?
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>>4079338
That sounds nice. I don't see why not.
>He walks slowly towards the anon smiling lightly and sits down next to him.
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>>4079367
I see...
What have been some vidya you enjoy besides souls games
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>>4079354
Nice feet.
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https://discord.gg/GxwCc
Reminder new discord.

>>4079340
Later desu, I'm struggling with motivation.
It's hard to think what to decorate a dong with besides ribbons.

>>4079374
Nasty.
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>>4079266
I would love it if you did it with no shoes and maybe give me a foot job as well.
>>
>>4079427

So, what brings a cute thing like yourself to a place like this? Looking for something in particular?
>>
Where's Akane/Squid Girl?
>>
>>4079460
Thanks for that, bun
>>
>>4079460
>It's hard to think what to decorate a dong with besides ribbons.

Plant a flag in the urethra
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>>4079468
>Wanting 3rd worst dangan here
Wowlad
>>
>>4079370
Heya.

>>4079375
Literally just woke up.

>>4079441
FPS. Just beat DOOM a few days ago and loved it.
There hasn't been a really good JRPG lately, but I used to enjoy those a lot too. I'm vaguely hoping Tales of Beseria is good.
Mecha games obviously. FromSoft's ACE series(2-3 especially), SRW. I'm really excited for SRWV next year.
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>>4079494
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>4079460
All the shitposters have a little club conspiring to mass report me now

adorable
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>>4079361
Fine...
I-I'm really into head insertions, alright...
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>>4079495
who
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>>4079506
>Just beat DOOM a few days ago and loved it.
New Doom? I loved it but I found it kinda easy. Am I a smug cunt or did you find it the same way?
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>>4079506
Sounds like a great way to start the day.
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>>4079494
Right in the fetish!
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>>4079093
Yep!
>>4079126
What? I was never cucked!
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(Remember that it's always darkest before dawn! I hope everybody is doing well~)
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>>4079517
Head.. as in.. my head?

>>4079531
You done?
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>>4079467
>He blushes before speaking
Well... I find this place relaxing so i come here now and then.
>>4079551
(I'm doing fine at the moment thank you. Hope you do too.)
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>>4079506
DOOM is the shit.
Getting to RIP n' TEAR once more is refreshing
Only remembered playing the first Armored Core, so I gotta try the others
>>4079551
We're good, miss!
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>>4079531
Yeah actually I expected it to be harder so I started it on Normal and I was swimming in Health. Even then, with certain rune set-ups I was swimming in Health and Armor on Ultra-Violence. The only time I started pulling my hair out was in those last few arenas before the end, but lucky BFG drops fixed that.

It and Wolfenstein were downright amazing either way though.

>>4079533
It'd be better if that green puke stopped existing, but what can you do y'know?
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>>4079552
I knew it would be far too strange for you...
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>>4079341
yep, sure is
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>>4079570

And tell me exactly how you relax, daring~

>Anon said with a grin as he wrapped an arm around the other's form
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>>4079506
Sorry I had to bail this mornin on good conversation, stuff went from nothing to everything in a snap
>>4079551
(You're silly, BB-61, and your optimism is infectious)
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>>4079602
You're still being way too vague here

>>4079591
And this place would be better if you stopped existing as well, but I'm not a petty cunt like you and I can actually fucking respect you
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>>4079633
What's there not to get? I want you to shove it in my hole, alright...
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>>4079633
You taking requests right now? I've got a weird fetish too...
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>>4079633
You don't respect anything Paul. You're a psychotic child and DMG was broken enough to actually think there was a spec of good in you. Hopefully he knows better finally and never speaks to you again.

I would take days of mecha blogposting, hours of Nue and Jiro's sad posting over one minute of your dreadful RP and even more dreadful personality.
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>>4079654
His head's already crammed up his own ass so he's gonna have some trouble fitting it into yours.
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Reminder that Bolin has literally admitted to abusing the report system and inciting mass flagging

Just some food for thought, you know

Really goes to show who's really the two faced fuck around here, huh?
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>>4079591
I think everyone's morning would go a little better without the green menace.
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>>4079680
Bolin's cool as fuck in my book
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>>4079674
You still going to say that a week from now when they're still shitposting and wallowing in their own shit and I've ALREADY gotten over it?

>>4079654
>>4079663
Fuck it, thread went to shit
Not now
>>
>>4079680
kys ld
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>>4079570
(Glad to hear it!)

>>4079588
(Ah I loved DOOM so much. I beat it on the second highest since [I think its called] nightmare was locked from the beginning. Running through that now too!)

>>4079616
(Just trying to make sure that people realize there isn't anything to fret over. How's my favorite cook today? I'm waiting for you to deliver on your promise soon!)
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>>4079680
>>
@@4079680
I don't mind that desu.
You're a vapid cunt anyway.
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>>4079680
Stop digging yourself in, you will not hit gold.
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>>4079721
You ninja-posted that on me.
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>>4079721
How pathetic.
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>>4079607
Well... Sometimes i enjoy the company of other people. Other times i... Have more p-physical contact with them...
>He felt the arm folding around his lower back and his cheeks flashing even more red.
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>>4079715
you aint got over shit after months so I doubt you will do anything beyond acting like a spoiled child throwing a temper tantrum everytime you see their face
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>>4079721
So be it

Good to know who's not on my side here, frog
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>>4079731
wait a second......
who is this character?
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@4079721
That's sad
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>>4079748
>Good to know who's not on my side here
That would be everyone, boyo.
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>>4079680
>>4079721
Kek. That's some sneaky, slimy shit. My sides are gone.
>>
>>4079748
Good to know that you think there's a "My side and your side" in this. time to start blocking image hashes.
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>>4079751
>the mechanic from terraria
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>>4079748
Just remember this event
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>>4079759
I trusted that fucker
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>>4079775
Mechy is LEWD!
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>>4079719
(Making a mad dash around work and getting lewder by the day. CoC isn't the only place where a person gets corrupted. And I know, I've been rather bad at getting to that. How about you though? How goes your work day?)
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>>4079780
Yeah, no surprise here

I can't fucking trust anyone here anymore
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(Heya ERP. It's Mei and the posse.

I've been gone for a while, haven't I? I been a little ill as of late and I just felt generally shit. But, I'm back now and better then ever. So... What's been happening?)
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>>4079591
Same here, I never got to try enough of the Armored Cores. I got to play a little of For Answer and I thought it was great, though.

>>4079616
It's all good. I just spent the morning before bed trying to roll in to Jinx and Kokonoe's pussy.

>>4079690
I really shouldn't even acknowledge him existing but I've been at this a long time and I've never run in to someone so terrible before. It just baffles me, you know?

>>4079719
Ultra-Nightmare. I played through the first stage on that. What a damn headache.

>>4079807
You don't wanna know really.
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>>4079680
I've incited it because LD's a real cunt and I want them gone. Reporting any posts breaking the rules made by LD is completely within reason and rules.
>>
>>4079817
Er, meant for >>4079588
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>>4079738

I imagine!

>Anon said as his face got dangerously close to Ruka's, a hand resting on his leg

Would you like to have physical contact right now?
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>>4079804
Perhaps like how nobody can trust you.
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>>4079807
My "Friend" aka Frog thinks it's funny to fucking stab me in the back

So yeah, I'm fucking done with trusting anyone here, I'll fucking fly solo now

>>4079824
Falseflagging isn't though, you daft fuck
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>>4079804
I just remember how you witch hunted me all day while spurging and randomly banning your supporters to erode what support you had, now youve eroded even what you had left after that Herr Pepe
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>>4079591
I'm not one for super hard trails or anything. So I kept it on normal but only died once at the final boss. Might replay it on hard to see how it is
Wolfenstein was great too. But I haven't played it on my new computer. Just on my shittop with 3 fps
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>>4079798
>yee
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>>4079804
You don't deserve trust. No one likes you like we've been saying. You're just a big joke at this point.
>>
>>4079719
Maybe when I'm in the mood, I'll attempt nightmare as well, the game drops too many shit on lower difficulties
Playing some dungeon crawlers atm
>>4079817
Played a bit of Verdict Day and found it to be somewhat enjoyable
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>>4079817
Is your laziness a crutch? Do you fully accept it? I still miss Uncle Dio, he was fun. I should put that hex girl folder up for grabs.
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>>4079834
DMG*

I NEVER did that shit to ANYONE except that fat neckbearded fuck

>>4079847
We need to fucking talk, right now, and I'm sure you don't want this shit public

That is the only warning I will give you

>>4079858
I'm not a fucking joke
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>>4079835
Can I have a link to your discord?
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>>4079817
(Noted. I'll just stick around then ;))

>>4079835
(Ah..)
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>>4079879
Image

>>4079880
Pm me and I'll decide if you fucking deserve it
Dominator#1543
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>>4079879
You are a joke. A fool. An idiot.
>>
>>4079847
I made Iowa and Galko buy Wolfenstein; I loved the game that much. You should play it through, definitely.

If you played DOOM on normal though no wonder you had such an easy time of it, though.

>>4079863
That was the one after For Answer right?

>>4079868
It is a crutch and nah I don't accept it, it's pretty terrible most of the time!

I miss him too, I can't trigger him with Valentine anymore.

>>4079882
If you want a tip though, don't pay any attention to the green thing poster.
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>>4079879
>>4079894
You are a joke, you a parody of an obsessive high school boy with a crush and nothing more
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>>4079835
I honestly couldn't take you anymore.
I like to think of myself as a nice person and I look past a lot of shit and give a lot of chances to people.

But you are just scum.
It was really hard trying to even act nice to you honestly.

Good riddance.
>>
>>4079763
>one of the nicest guys in hg/erp thinks LD is a joke
that is funny
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>>4079894
Done and done.
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>>4079831
(Don't get me wrong i would love to do some stuff, but i have to be in bed very soon so we'll hardly get to do anything. Will you be here tomorrow?)
>>
>>4079799
(It's alright. I just wanted to pop in and blow an hour or so selfishly. I wish I could rp effectively but on mobile it's just a hassle. I don't want to make it all about me though, but the thread didn't seem to hot in the first place so I thought I would be a bit selfish and say hello. Play with me soon bozo!)

>>4079817
(You just need to play better swordboy! It's not hard if you keep moving)

>>4079863
(Very enjoyable! I hope darkest dungeon is one of them! It's a fantastic game to sit down and grind through in between posting!)
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>>4079915
Even Hotaru and Jinx opened up on him last night. Hotaru especially surprised me.

No one likes this piss of shit, or even wants to see his ugly face.
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>>4079907
Only fool here is you

You're fucking blind

>>4079913
And you're fucking shit
Tell it to my face you fucking cunt, instead of going behind and stabbing me in the fucking back
>>
>>4079835
Falseflagging isn't, which is why I haven't done it. I said might work, not to do it.
See my post, where I said not to.
>>4078226
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>>4079913

You know you're utter shit when even Tsuyu, of all people, hate you.
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>>4079915
>Nicest guy
I'm actually kind of a dick, to be honest with ya. But I still appreciate the compliment!
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>>4079955
You're too nice to me.
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>>4079909
Normal's the way the game's meant to be played. But holy fuck they needed more to that game. I might replay both but I've been playing so much Overwatch and Binding of Isaac as of late I don't think I have time for all these games
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>>4079932

[It's fine! Sure, tommorrow I'll be around <3]
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>>4079943
You're a joke, LD. A joke of a human being. A pitiful heartbroken child throwing a tantrum. The worst part? No one's laughing at the punchline.
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>>4079943
LD, please.
Your tears are starting to fuzz up my monitor.
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>>4079943
Nothing I do is wrong but the slightest transgression against me is a cardinal sin
t. Psychopath
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>>4079460
>join
>get kicked after 5 minutes

Is that place on high alert now or something.
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>>4079973
(Thats great! See you soon then.)
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>>4079969
That's because you're a cutie!
>>
Here's a hint:
Just keep hanging in there. Everything will be back to normal in time.
Some day.

-Hopeful Terry
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>>4079932
>Kisses the cute boy on the lips

Goodnight cutie
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>>4079983
I never said I was perfect

But you're going to compare me to hitler next now anyway, right?

>>4079987
I've got like three alts in already
fucking cucks are just laughingstock for me now, ALL of them think they're above me by hiding away in their little shelter
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>>4079987
Oh, you weren't LD?
Sorry.

He posted a screenshot like right after you posted.
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>>4080011
Thank you, Hopeful Terry!
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>>4079913
That's a good frog.
>Pets

>>4079971
I always play on Hard when given a chance. Only stuff like the DMCs and Bayonetta felt balanced much on Normal from my vague memory.
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>>4080011
(Thank you Terry! May Jackson smile upon you!)
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>>4080011
You think ANYTHING could ever go back to normal? I fucking changed, but nobody fucking cares

Stop being so optimistic, it's a waste of energy

>>4080026
Maybe it was me, I'm enjoying this <3
>>
>>4080026
Ah no problem. I guess it is pretty suspicious if I'm just using anon as my name with no avatar like a fresh account.

Is it cool if I rejoin?
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>>4080026
*joined
>>
>>4080019
>Being that obsessive about secret clubs
>Saying you arnt a parody of obsessive behaviors
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>>4079943
This is the last time I speak to you, you're a fucking joke.
>>
>>4079909
I believe V came before Verdict Day, which I also own but need to play.
>>4079936
Used up my steam money on DOOM, so I'll definitely pick it up after a few paychecks.
I'm actually playing Etrian Odyssey 3 right now.
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>>4079936
Oh and I'll show you it's not hard if you keep moving, hussy
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>>4080061
Your next line will be

"Oh I'm sorry please take me back I love your ass so much xxD"
>>
>Hahaha! I'm an epic troll, you can't upset me!
>TSUYU YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH, I WILL KILL YOU.

lol
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>>4080046
Hello cutie boat <3
>Leans into the petting and sighs happily
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>>4080047
Ka ka ka.
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>>4080094
Please point out the post where I said that

I'm waiting
>>
I hope all of this is being compiled.
>>
>>4080046
I'm not one to pick hard mode to be honest. There's tons of games with great challenge without the enemies becoming DPS sponges. I think that's why I like BoI and Dark Souls so much. Set difficulty with fair gameplay
>>
>>4080028
>>4080047
Here's another hint:
You're all the greatest!

-Terry, the Hintlord

>>4080054
Hint:
The life of a person is precious, and should be cherished by all.
(Sub-hint: You're not people, you're sub-human the way you treat people. Off yourself, and make this place great again by doing so.)

-Terry "Terry Hintz" Hintz
>>
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BLOGPOSTERS SAVED THE THREAD
>>
Et tu, Frogus?
>>
>>4080087
Says the person who was begging for DMG to unblock them.
>>
>>4080112
it's how you act 24/7 more than a direct line. you contradict yourself every post you make.

man and I used to think clownpiece was bad.
>>
I came here to be stepped on and used like a slut by people. Instead I am sitting here watching LD be a faggot.
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>>4080143
>Pic
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>>4079465
A foot job? uhm? how does that work? you are a girl, right?

>>4079393
Inside me? but you that will be good, how about I make you cum right here on the spot? ~
>She squeezes your shaft harder and she starts moving her hand faster while your cock throbs nonstop, leaking precum all over her fingers

>>4079369
You are not scared? not even If I want to break your little body into the ground?

>She smiles with a wide and devilish grin
>>
>>4079909
Right? Between the two of was hilarious, and I honestly didn't expect a second biter at the masquerade. Threw me off with my slowness
>>4079936
(I'd rather not be a spitroast and how do you cook for a chemist, silly boat? As much as I like food science, she'd probably wouldn't have the patience! Plus you always get swamped immediately)
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>>4080143
Same, why did it have to be this way.
Posting cards. Anyone wanna play with these babes (and gote)?
>>
Post discord link
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>>4080122
I'm on it, dear anon.
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>>4080137
Please point out the post where I "Begged" DMG to unblock me

>>4080138
So you're saying you don't have evidence and that's a biased parody of my actions

Good
>>
>>4080154

But that... That would be way too cruel!

>Anon saif with a frown, his blush becoming darker!

Hnngh... Your cunt or your ass both are nice spots for me to empty my balls!
>>
>>4080174
your entire existence is a parody kid.

how empty is your life you get off hanging out in a RP thread where literally everyone hates you?
>>
>>4079971
(You casual! It should always be on give me deus ex mode or else!)

>>4080075
(It comes on sale a lot and it you always want you can pirate the GOG copy for free. Or pay for a pirated copy cheaper on g2a. I should check out the EO games, they seem fun)

>>4080077
(Somebody brought a sword to a cannon fight! Bring it on any time honorabru samurai!)

>>4080110
(No Shinobu ever... even Kisshot is gone. Maybe I should try her out)

>>4080126
(Such a caring man! Have a hug from old Iowa!
> Hug)

>>4080161
(Oh its not that bad! Iowa will come around tonight! Iowa promises!)
>>
>>4080167
Godspeed friend.
>>
>>4080224
That reminds me I bought Deus Ex and never played it...
Don't hit me
>>
>>4080162
Oh! You play toadette! Can i have a piece of her?
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>>4080224
Hint:
Hugs are a great way to show affection, or proof of a friendly bond.

-Terr Bear
>>
>>4080245
The original?
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>>4080154
Well, yes I am a girl but I am a being comprised of pure energy. So, I can change any part of my body at will. I can have a cock, not have one, have big breast, have breast flatter than a board, etc etc. If I ever felt like it I could change my sex completely.
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>>4080245
You play that SHISH right now.
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>>4079460
repost link
it's invalid
>>
>>4080154
>His voice cracked slightly at her question, returning her nefarious smile with his own terrified one. Her taunting should have made him want to run, but he refused.
Not in the least Ms. Han! I-I-It'll take a lot to break me anyway I mean and all! Hell, It'd take a lot to break me, for real!
>>
>>4080258
No the one where everything's yellow.

>>4080265
But I'm playing Binding of Isaac!
... Only if you hug me...
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>>4080279
>Binding of Issac
At least you got one thing right
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>>4080162
Guess I'll post my card too in a vain attempt to drum up some kind of roleplay.
>>
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>>4080274
Guy running the server closed the invite because of LD being a shit in the thread, add Lot#6555 and I'll send you a private invite if you aren't him.
>>
>>4080224
(Well, then here's hoping the museum dust has gotten your radar cloudy! I might just have to wait and pounce you homegrown beef patty!)
>>
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>>4080279
>she produces angry girly grunts and proceeds to wrap her tiny arms around the magical girl
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>>4080224
Does that love of shotas also include lolis?
>>
>>4080174
Are you still up for that quickie? I don't care if everyone hates you, I just want a hole to dump cum in.
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>>4080162
Here is my card if you want it.
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>>4080293
Out of curiosity, who is that one on the far right?
>>
>>4080224
Might have to go the pirate route for this time.

You should. The first three or so are emulatable. The 3ds games are available digitally or you can just hack a 3ds to pirate (Really easy too)
>>
>>4080316
Literally there are other people around wanting to roleplay.
>>
>>4080075
Oh I see.
Hopefully FromSoft returns to it a bit now that they're done with Souls.

>>4080101
>Snuggles the ribbit
I'd have you suck my dick if not for that ugly thing posting keeping my arousal in check. Well that and not having much time, but you feel me.

>>4080123
DOOM's harder difficulties don't up enemy health, just makes you more vulnerable. Upping HP isn't difficulty, it's just tedium.

It's why whenever I watch gameplay of The Division I can't help but laugh as someone empties a magazine in to someone's head and their HP bar barely drops.

>>4080161
I kind of wish I'd been able to do something at the masquerade. Maybe next time.
>Hugs him for also knowing that 'Iowa gets too many (you)'s' feel

>>4080224
You on loli shinobu would definitely make me pull my sword out.

>>4080245
I'm not gonna kick you when you're done Damage but get some taste

>>4080302
What is this discord exactly? If it's not the normal hugbox I might be interested.
>>
>>4080293
Is that Aisling from Secret of Kells?
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>>4080328
Aisling from The Secret of Kells.
>>
>>4080342
Nue's discord is just a circlejerk for the shitposters
>>
>>4080342
>cudles the boest boat butt
>>
>>4080359
Its not a circlejerk if the only rule is 'dont be LD'
>>
>>4080302
(Sent.)
>>
>>4080162
I already posted my card here >>4079807
>>
RAWR!!!!
>>
>>4080357
Looks like something I'd breed with.
Sadly I'm busy at the moment but hopefully I'll be able to do something with her later.
>>
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>>4080305
>With a high pitched giggle she happily squeezes the smaller girl, holding her close in a tight grip as she rocks back and forth
Hehe! I didn't expect you of all people to hug me!

>>4080342
>15 rounds to the face
>7 damage
Gets me everytime.
And it's not because I don't wanna play it! I just bought it and forgot... and Dark Souls came out too..
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>>4080342
Basically a lot of people can't stand the main discord and a lot of people don't want to have to deal with LD just to shoot the breeze.

So shitposter friendly discord for blogposters and drooling retards.
>>
>>4080342
>Hugs back then points out they're doing the same right now, dumb shark boat
I got too tired and had to bail too, made me feel like a super ass.
>>
>>4080402
TLDR autism central
>>
>>4080398

>Smacks the zombie from behind with a chair
>Pins her to the ground
>Rapes her

ENF
>>
>>4080293
>Zangoose is Aradia
Huh, neat!
>>
>>4080342
I hope Armored Core gets the same kind of sales and recognition now.
>>
>>4079807
LD sperged out harder than ever before, posted a cap of a conversation between him and LD holding highly personal information and acted like he did nothing wrong.
>>
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>>4080401
>she pushes the magical girl to set herself free, and delivers a swift kick to break the hold
No one should ever skip a good game, not even the annoying ones.
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>>4080412
What are you doing?
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>>4080356
Why yes, yes it is.

>>4080399
Oh fun~ I'll be sure to bring her out later for you then, anon.~
>>
>>4080245
(How awful! Both of the only two games in the series are masterpieces! Go do that right now!)

>>4080254
(Guess we're friends now!)

>>4080303
(Aww, it hasn't been TOO long! I just had a lot of fun with the Germans! Looking forward to it! I won't touch the equipment either)

>>4080307
(Yes! Also I know people joke all the time but I'm not completely obsessed with shotas, I just really like cute boy butts)

>>4080339
(Hmm, I could try that with my 3ds. Never put the time into it yet to read up on hacking it)

>>4080342
(You swing that weapon at anything these days!)

>>4080390
(Sugar what are you doing here?)
>>
>>4080440
Huh. Neat. I really liked that movie.
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>>4080441
Here's a hint:
Friends are a good thing to have.

-Your Friend, Terry
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>>4080401
I'll take that as a no then

You think I wont fucking destroy you?
You still, even after ALL this, STILL think I'm just joking around?

What do I have to do to make you realize I'm fucking honest
>>
>>4080411
>this scared of losing traction in virra's discord
>>
>>4080436
Finding out if I can get a zombie pregnant!
>Keeps ramming his throbbing cock into the undead's pussy from behind, his hands pinning her against the ground
Hnng!!
>>
>>4080441
(Will you be around tonight!)
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>>4080432
HEY! Ouch!... Didn't have to kick me...
But yes I'll play it sooner or later.. Just got to get around to it

>>4080441
>Only two games
What about The Fall?~
>>
>>4080402
>Kissu
>>
>>4080441
(I don't blame you, I think they may even be more popular. And good plan
>Spanks her rear with a large "Health Hazard" warning label
Last time didn't go so hot)
>>
>>4080469
Zombies can't get pregnant.
>The worms in her pussy curled around the anon cock as they continue thrusting.
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>>4080293
True facts I don't dip in to the furry realm much but that fat Zangoose does things to me.

>>4080359
Oh I see.

>>4080377
<3

>>4080407
Listen to your fluffer and play that game dummy.

>>4080402
Oh I see.

I'll think about it. Shark Nue's sung its praises to me.

>>4080407
Welcome to my world, baka.

>>4080424
Same. We need more mecha games.

How was Hawken? Anyone know? I saw it on PSN yesterday outta nowhere.

>>4080441
Not true!
>>
>>4080427
*between him and DMG
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>>4080493
>Cumsu
>>
>>4080441
Well, it's a little more than just the butts, but I've gotcha.
>>
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>>4080482
Good, now I'm gonna go sulk, bye.
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>>4080441
(Just putting up an image to let Nue I'm legit so I can have another bomb shelter. These threads have been too crappy since like after July 4th to actually RP)
By the way, you fed me two (You)s so
3ds hacking is pretty much moving to and from your SD card and reading instructions
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>>4080535
Is it that easy to pirate with the 3DS now?

I have a 3DS collecting dust but I wanna play SRW UX.
>>
>>4080505
It's a horrible place and why I haven't tried again. Also you tagged me twice silly.
>>
>>4080498
Whatever, I'm going to get some pleasure from this... A-Ahh... Even your insides feel so damn loose!
>Totally unaware that the pleasure that he was feeling was because of those damn worms.
S-Shit! I-I'm gonna cum soon!
>>
>>4080529
Y-you can always sulk with me!
LOVE ME!
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>>4080521
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>>4080416
My range is impeccable, I know. I can play chubby, troll girls, and chubby, pokemon girls. A modern-day, ERP Amadeus.

>>4080505
Neither do I, but Zangoose is just too lewd to pass up. <3
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>>4080569
I don't have time for that in sunshine. Shut up.
>>
>>4080590
Don't forget the chubby gem girls.
>>
>>4080569
Sulk over this
>>
>>4080592
I'll be here when you do have the time. <3
>>
>>4080590
Chub game strong, and you've got a good roster.
>>
is there any avafags who gives you the creeps?
Hardmode: Don't mention LD.
>>
>>4080342
That's okay <3
I'll be back in a bit bb
>>
>>4080635
DMG does honestly
>>
>>4080568
S-stop it. That feels really weird.
>She just laid there waiting for the anon to finish violating her defenseless body.
>>
>>4080564
Oopsie.

I'll probably stop posting soon to get in some cartoons before work.

>>4080590
Don't be surprised if I try to feed you berries on anon sometime.
>>
>>4080635
Jiro is a basketcase waiting to happen and it's kind of concerning how he slips from depression to gushing within minutes.
>>
>>4080454
(Have a good day then!)

>>4080481
(Barring death or dismemberment I should be!)

>>4080482
(Two games!)

>>4080494
(Hey now, you didn't need to go that far!
>Rubs her behind)

>>4080505
(Swing it at me sometime samurai~)

>>4080525
(Maybe~)

>>4080535
(Aww, okay, I understand. I will say this though: they only get better when people RP! If we stopped having people flee it would be a wonderful place! Also I'm just lazy, no real other excuse. Hehe~)
>>
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>>4080611
Gem Momma is exempt from that grouping because she's a best momfu. Although, I occasionally post as Pearl, but she's not chubby. Oh, I should actually try to do Amethyst if there isn't one already. I feel like she might fit my style better.

>>4080627
Thanks, anon. I really appreciate the praise. <3>>4080611
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>>4080658
God dammit

>>4080567
>>
>>4080649
I'll fucking rape you
>>
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>>4080253
W-what do you mean "Piece of me"? I-I'm not food! Don't cook me!
>>
>>4080672
>Smooches boot
>>
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>>4080676
Would you change your mind about that if I took off the mask~?
>>
>>4080667
I seem to remember you having a preference for small caliber munitions, if you catch my drift.
Also, holy fucking unf, tan Iowa.
>>
>>4080677
>Anon grins coyly.
Sorry, not the best wording too use. I won't cook you. You're too cute to be cooked.~
>>
>>4080635
None desu
>>
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>>4080658
Good thing because she might be running a bit low, plus you know she's too lazy to get them herself.
I look forward to it, friend.
>>
>>4080654

S-Shut it, dumb undead! You should appreciate feeling some damn life inside you!

>Anon continued ravaging the poor little zombie until he finally reached his orgasm, filling her insides with warm cum!

Ahh... There we go!
>>
>>4080564
>>4080667
(I know that. Just that certain people shouldn't use these threads as a stage for their teenage drama.)

It's that easy
All you pretty much need is a 9.2 to 10.7 Firmware 3ds and a brain
http://pastebin.com/TQwDsWh9
>>
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>>4080672
Eyy boat gimme some way to talk to you for a minute btw.
>>
>>4080635
Jew poster
>>
>>4080635
Probably jiro, or alpha. They're both time bombs.
>>
>>4080505
>Worships the best boat butt
>>
>>4080751
Alpha isn't a time bomb, he explodes in the Discord at least once a week. Just last week he changed his name to "Quitting RP on Friday" and changed it back when everyone call him out on it.
>>
>>4080672
Seeya Cuteryuu!
>>
>>4080776
>he changed his name to "Quitting RP on Friday"
kek
>>
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>>4080733
I love lazy fat girls!
See you then, sometime.

>>4080702
>Wiggles foot

>>4080643
Have fun frogger

>>4080740
Thanks for that.

>>4080770
>

>>4080783
Have fun bakawaka. I'm sure Iowa's fat butt'll keep you company.

>>4080667
You know I will

>>4080748
Horace#0213
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>>4080722
(Did I? I say a lot of things!)

>>4080740
(Thanks Sugar. Say hi to me sometime)

>>4080770
(Does mine at least compete?)
>>
>>4080776
Oh God, I'm actually upset that I missed that.
>>
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>>4080667
Iowa senpai how do you like my MANIFEST DESTINY
>>
>>4080854
Well you do get pretty mesmerized whenever you...ahem...brief a new recruit.
>>
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>>4080676
I can do this all day hun, I'll get what I want eventually
>>
>tfw LD spergs so bad that it makes you look good
Feel good man.
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>Noms happily
>>
>>4080865
>
>>
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>>4080904
Hey Bolin
>>
>>4080909
Stocking is fat!
Fat!
>>
>>4080667
(You lit a fire! And not where you were supposed to!)
>>4080849
You have fun too you naked apron, chub lovin', vomit bote
>>
>>4080904
Sup Alpha
>>
>>4080854
Very close second.
>>
>>4080909
I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna DO IT.
>>
>>4080913
Don't make me pull my HoI2 Game where I conquered all of America.
As Mexico.
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>>4080919
Im not fat! I can just eat a lot of sweets myself!

>>4080940
>JUST DO IT
>>
I'm sorry to all the lovely anons not in the main discord that want to talk to privately but I'm no longer accepting friend requests on discord from people I don't know. You should know why.

>>4080909
>Pets the Stocking
>>
>>4080914
Not me, LD.
>>
>>4080957
Pics
>>
>>4080957

>Uwah's softly!
>>
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>>4080957
Okay, you wanna wash your shit off in public, fine by me

Tell me why the fuck you treat me like a god damn joke every chance you get

Huh?

Give me a fucking awnser
>>
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>>4080913
The kicker is in that game the US is actually a stalinist dictatorship following a communist revolution.
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>>4080667
<3
>>
>>4080957
Understandable but you brought it on yourself, senpai.
>>
>>4080989
because you are a joke, probably
>>
>>4080950
>PUTS IT ALL THE WAY IN
>>
>>4081017
JAM IT RIGHT IN
>>
>>4080993
What did Thailand ever do to you?
>>
>>4081066

new
>>
>>4081074
nice try LD
>>
>>4081074
No
>>
>>4081074
MAKE A NEW THREAD
LD MADE THIS
>>
>>4081094
>>4081098
Not me
>>
>>4081074
How about no?

>>4081108
>>4081108
>>4081108
In here fella's
>>
>>4080849
>Watches your foot for a bit before looking back up at you
A-Again?
>>
>>4081112
>>4081112
>>4081112
New
>>
>>4081122
>>4081122
>>
And thus it began, the balkanization of /erp/
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