ERP thread; Tenryuu on the front page! Edition Previous:

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Haioooo

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Video games.

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>>4074625
>Meme50

Funnily enough I've always remembered this one first when it comes to best tie vomitting.
http://exhentai.org/g/776516/fb0cb78f09/

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>>4074633
I've been here since March

>>4074638
I like X2 tied with X4 myself.

>>4074625
Why should it bother me? You got cucked first, Nidocuck.

Reposting because I've got nothing better to do in the mornings.

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Tits

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>>4074638
(i can't even imagine that. maybe i'll end up sticking around here for that long. who knows.)

>>4074645
(it's probably more along the lines of like a month and a half, idk, my memory is god awful.)

>>4074670
(i've been here since late may.)

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>>4074659
Over the Line

>>4074633
Totally cumming on her and you better hiss at me when I do it

>>4074636
I'll give you Tatsugawa next time after that, since its obvious you're so thirsty for her. And I'm thirsty to post her, since along with Tenryuu she's who got me in to meme50's stuff.

>>4074638
Same here, though I didn't start really posting until March. Long time...

>>4074669
Oh man I remember reading that ages ago. I love how big her boobs are in that one.

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P-Penis inspection??

But I'm not even a real nurse!

Remember, don't give it attention. Starve it.

>>4074685
>Starry eyes
Cutes best bote. 10/10 would let vomit on my dick.

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>>4074670
>X2

Truly a patrician Mega Man fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ9FqD7wWEU

RIP Green Biker Dude

21XX - 21XX

>>4074680
If you do, I'll have to sic the shark on you more often. You're a fantastic RPer and I really ought to do more with you, honestly.

>>4074685
S E N D H E L P

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Afternoon, ladies and neckbeards.
>>4074690
Of course.

>>4074690
This should be in every OP from now on, to be honest.

>>4074712
Mornin' Moth-Cup

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>>4074727
Hi, hello!~

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>>4074680
I've been RPing for far longer than I've been here. In Nibbles' words:
S E N D H E L P

>>4074685
I know I know, I promised I'd stop with the cuck jokes.
But you know
Boats were made to be sunk. <3

>>4074696
Press 'F' to pay respects.

>>4074706
Good morning frogposter! I hope you're feeling well today.

>>4074731
>tfw you know how the other doujin go but these are still cute af
How goes the wake up call?

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>>4074625
I'll blow you~
<3
>

>>4074638
Best shark.

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>>4074741
Fantastic. I hit that sweet spot of RP and getting enough sleep last night, so I'm fully refreshed. I made my coffee in just the right way too. The day is going well so far.
How about you?

>>4074592
What a good pet you are. <3

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>tfw insomnia

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>>4074774
Does a fucked sleep schedule count as insomnia? If so, same.

>>4074774
>tfw mama can't sleep
Is there anything I can do to help you relax?

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>>4074685
(will hiss at you and possibly hit you with a wrench.)

>>4074696
(i've never dommed a shark before, ufufu. and aww, thank you! it means a lot!)

>>4074739
(mmmm ive technically rped before here but i wouldnt really count it as serious. it was less rping and more just acting in character, so ive been rping as long as i've been here.)

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>>4074680
I've actually considering scening at your Suika from the position of being a former lover of Yuugi's, as she was my 2hu waifu for years and I've had countless scenes with countless Yuugi's. Thought it might be interesting, I dunno.

>>4074696
>tfw been at this awful erp game for over a decade
naw you send more help to me first dinosaur

>>4074739
I won't disagree, and Jinx's doujin link is warming me up to the idea of playing a retard Tenryuu.

>>4074692
meme50's h-manga girls are for vanilla lewds and ahegaos. his doujin parodies are for nigger rape in to death and vomit.

>>4074706
hey bolin

>>4074758
i come on frog and she ribbit at penis

>>4074795
Ruuuuude

>>4074763
Ah, I don't know what sleep is anymore, but I'd say that things are going well. Good luck not getting stabbed!

>>4074674
They are big.

>>4074795
>pets kitty

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>>4074804
Ribbit

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>>4074788
I guess sorta maybe I dunno.

I went to bed early yesterday and it messed up my schedule, I think.

How are you Bolin? Good, from what I see? >>4074763

>>4074789
Give me a hug?

>>4074674
Gonna need more BOI porn

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>>4074739
I've wasted hours having MMX2 speedruns as background noise back when speedrunning was popular. I remember watching one guy cry live on stream because he had to get a good time or he'd get kicked from a race at a GDQ. Good times.

>>4074758
Was bred, raised and trained to be the best. Was too good and got banned and had no trainer. Now has trainer. Life is gud.

>>4074795
You don't have enough badges to dom me.

>>4074804
>has been RPing for ages
>only recently started ERPing because of Morrigan in a /v/ thread sometime December

And I never even got to thank them with shark dick.

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>>4074804
Heya Tenryuu.
>>4074812
I got to sleep at about 7 am and woked at 12, still feel great. That's a rather odd blessing, but I'll take it. Why do you say that, though?
>>4074821
I go to bed far too late, because postponing a session for sleep is for pussies. I have a horrible sleep schedule. I'm good, as you can see by the post.

>>4074804
What kind of monster do you take me for!? I'm not going to squander naked apron on rough sex! Only the finest vanilla, imported from Madagascar!

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>>4074837
>woked
Apparently I need more sleep.

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>>4074772
Woof woof! <3

>>4074795
Well, I've been at it roughly as long as Tenryuu, and they're pretty open about how long they have been RPing, so there's a hint.

>>4074804
Oh oh! Let me knock you retarded. It would be my honor~

>>4074833
Salty tears and Mega Man, could there ever be a better combination?

>>4074821
(I don't want to write a bunch of crap, that will only stimulate your brain and keep you up. Turn off the computer!)
>The boy climbs in bed next to the pretty cow with bags under her eyes to match the ones on her chest.
Sleep with me, mama. I'm very tired too.
>He starts to quietly hum a familiar tune somebody special sang to him once.

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>>4074833
And now you have a froggy friend!

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>>4074818
I really need to get to reading the manga now that the anime is done. Or I can just wait for S2. I'm so bad at manga.

>slaps ass
>you ribbit this

>>4074833
I started 4chan RP on /v/ too. I think it was like, 4 years ago now. How time flies...

>>4074837
How goes the waifu hunting friend

>>4074840
Then we'll be right as rain. Hopefully you'll like my idea for Tenryuu. I'll need to grab caps of the three meme50 girls I plan to use now too, though.

>>4074845
Make me stupid with your idol diiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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>>4074815
Soft and bouncy as well~

>>4074823
There really isn't a lot, sadly

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I am going to sleep now because if I don't I might die and if I died that would make someone very special very sad. Or at least it better.

Good night thread

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Is it too early to "shitpost"...? :0

>>4074865
Just don't reply to it and you can do whatever you like, worst jinx.

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>>4074804
(i wouldn't mind. sounds like it could be fun.)

>>4074816
>rocket punches in the stomach

>>4074833
(we'll see, Nibbles...)

>>4074845
>over a decade
(f-fug)

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>>4074865
It's ALWAYS shiposting time <3

>>4074862
I can imagine. I won't deny that i have a weakness for such big and soft breasts.

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>>4074865
>too early to "shitpost"
Shitposting knows no time, no season. It's like the very air we breathe, it is eternal.

>retards giving it (you)'s
comfy time was nice while it lasted friends

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>>4074867
....okay... :/

>>4074845
C'mere girl, why don't you show the thread how obedient you are?

>He holds out a leek, waving it around in the air

C'mon, speak.
Earn your treat~

>>4074871
>gets sent flying
>"we're blasting off again" heard from the afar
>falls to death

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>>4074837
That's good to hear. Has HG been giving you a hard time so far?

>>4074848
(It's fine, don't worry about it.)
>She smiles and nods.
Alrighty.
>As he climbs in bed, the cow holds her arms out at him. She pulls him in into herself and wraps herself him, surrounding him with her soft motherly features.
Mmm, this is nice...

>>4074863
Ragyo will never be yours, Jiro

Or maybe they might be one day. Stranger things have happened.

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>>4074842
>pets
is okay.

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>>4074857
FUCK, I just realised I haven't been doing any waifu hunting. Well, I have, but that waifu doesn't have much personality. I'll watch and read the source again and do all the analysis I can to see if she's rpable.
>>4074887
Nah, shitposting has died down a little, nothing more than an occasional "fuck off Bolin".

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>>4074874
And you know what I've got a weakness for~?

>>4074882
They don't know it's LD, anon.

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>>4074895
Yoooooooooooo

>>4074898
Care to enlighten? I've seem to forgot.

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>>4074901
Yo! How did things go last night?

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>>4074896
fuck off bolin

>>4074882
You know you're not actually doing anything except draw MORE attention to me, right?
You're literally defeating the purpose of what you're trying to do, which is retarded in the first place, because
1. I'm not going anywhere
and 2. I'm RPing, you're not,

so TLDR
shut the fuck up

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>>4074857
Is that boy Miku dikku or girl Miku dikku you want?

>>4074871
Yup, more or less! My road is paved with lots of RP horror stories too.

>>4074885
>She whimpered like a dog before getting on her knees and fashioning her hands into makeshift paws
B-Bark bark...!

>>4074884
Best jinx <3

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>>4074906
Didn't go bad at all, I'll have to link you to the archives though because there was a bit of a clusterfuck of thread creation last night.

>>4074887
Poor mama, it's not fair that you can soothe me so easily with your kind nature... and other assets and there's not much I can do to help you.
>He snuggles close to the goddess, nestling again in her comfortable body. A cool breeze blows in through the window but the two are warm and safe in the nest of comfy blankets.

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>>4074905
Big, throbbing cocks pulling me apart like the dirty sinner I am~ <3

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>>4074871
when I've got the time I'll call you out then if you're not busy. 2hu was my ERP calling some years ago, would be nice revisit it after sitting in the boat bay for so long of late.

I remember my very first 2hu ERP involved Meiling and Yuugi having a danmaku brawl in the foyer of the SDM.

>>4074896
Whose your waifu

>>4074912
Little idol boy overpowering the retard samurai boat has its appeal.

>>4074857
I'm sure whatever it is, I'll be good with it. This place is starting to awaken kinks I didn't even know I had. Like sharp teeth scraping on parts they shouldn't.

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>>4074916
Ah, I see. I'll be on discord in a few, so you can link me then!

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>>4074920
Endou Saya

>>4074910
rping until your next mental breakdown anyway, you psycho. which'll be in the next oh... half hour probably

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>>4074922
Sure thing senpai

>>4074919
Tempting, very tempting. But i don't wanna end up getting corrupted.

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>>4074857
R-Ribbit
Oh boat-senpai
I-I-I r-really like it when you..

s-s-slap my ass like that

>>4074922
>adult Link having Majora's mask
Autism status: mildly triggered

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>>4074932
What mental breakdown?
DMG came, decided It'd be funny to fuck with me, so I fucked him up in return

It's simple justice,

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>>4074930
Not bad, not bad. That's some good taste, frogposter. I don't normally like pettanko girls but Saya's top tier in my eyes. I wish you the best of luck.

>>4074921
Jinx's doujin link up top gave me some ideas as well, so hopefully I can pull off a dumb chuuni boat well enough. I want to be as good as Iowa-senpai and make a fun boat.

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>>4074945
B-But it's not the real deal! It's just a festival mask!

>>4074912
Good girl! Here you go~

>He pokes her nose playfully with the leek before tossing it up in the air, clapping his hands.

Catch it like a good pet.

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>>4074944
Lewd frog.

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>>4074940
You say that like it's a bad thing~
It's fine though, I wont corrupt a pure little boy like you unless you WANT it~

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>>4074948
Pettanko isn't my thing either, but Saya is too perfect, top tier waifu.

>>4074957
It had better be.
Young man, in these threads we respect series continuity! Don't even get me started on timelimes.
>slaps your heroic ass

>all that going on about being best RPer
>LD's idea of RPing a female means 'put in as many tildes as possible, that's what makes a female character

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>>4074963
You know, I could easily suck you off under water while you're on duty and nobody would know <3

>>4074974
Tildes are a crutch. They should be sparingly to affect the tone of a passage, not sprinkled into every line.

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>>4074886
Retards who can't learn what 'personal space' is deserve what they get. Have a nice fall.

>>4074912
(dare i ask)

>>4074920
(i used to run shitty 2hu rp pages on facebook like 4 years ago)

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>>4074974
That's the tone of the character, mate

It's okay you didn't pass middle school english and don't understand what tone and mood is in writing, but that's no excuse to shitpost about it

I don't do that on every character obviously, you're literally just shitposting right now

>>4074965
>He approaches the demon slowly
You probably end up doing it anyway but i'll bite.

>>4074948
I can't see because mobile. Time to buckle down though, hell day. Seeya Cuteryuu! I'll be looking forward to it!

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>>4074973
>rubs ass
Oww! Don't just go smacking people's asses outta nowhere!
Also,
>mfw can basically lewd myself because of timeline shenanigans
Thanks Nintendo!

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>>4074896
Great! Well then, I hope it only keeps getting better for you, in that case.

>>4074917
You're already doing plenty, don't worry about me.
>She closes her eyes and slowly caresses the back of his head, stroking his hair as the two comfortably relax in each other's embrace.

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>>4074979
Having an lewd aquatic waifu has its advantages...

>>4074971
At least there's already a Hotaru for good playing off of here.

>>4074994
Man, you and Miku both have told me about old FB RP things. I used AOL then journal sites like livejournal and dreamwidth before F-List and finally here. I feel like I... missed out? Haha.

>>4075007
Have a good one, baka man.

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>>4074974
>>4074995
Would you please stop starting this? Anon, stop triggering LD if you wanna avoid the drama. LD, just ignore it for for christ sake. We are here to typefuck, not to listen to all this bullcrap.

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>>4074920
Sounds like a fun time! Maybe during one of your days off when you bring out the boat.

It does beg the question of why I keep bullying poor Tenny, though.

>>4074961
Bark bark!
>Miku watched the spring onion treat with anticipation before springing forward and catching it happily when it came to eye level

>>4074994
(It's too early in the morning for me to recount, but to sum it up, it was usually my fault and I've grown as a person!)

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>>4075014
Thanks starry star man... You the best

>>4075014
LD existing is a dram in of itself. I just want him to leave. How can a person thrive off being in a community that utterly loathes him? I've been RPing for years and he just makes me sick. I wish there were user names or tripcodes here just so I could filter him.

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>>4075013
Mhmm.
Just tell me when you're feeling stressed, or having problems, anything.
I'll be there <3

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>Facebook and AOL normies near me
>Not cutting your teeth in the Runescape forums

I regret nothing but just kill me desu.

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>>4074998
But still I can't really force it on you, My milk's what does it, but it'll make what comes afterwards a HELL of a lot more fun~
>She pulls the top of her shirt down slightly, letting her dark, jet black nipple poke out, offering it to you, with a gentle look across her facade

>>4075014
Exactly

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>>4075028
Then press on the goddamn hidepost button, its not that hard.

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>>4075038
>buying guro gf

>>4075022
Maybe a bit of your wishing to bully me in general coming out there, famalam.

>>4075029
Hmm hmm, I'll keep that in mind.
>Pets the frog

>>4075010
>The boy says nothing, lying still and breathing softly so his precious mother can unwind. Only faintly can he hear the woman's heartbeat through the mountains of flesh next to his head but its comforting rhythm soothes him as always.

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>>4075010
Yeah, HG's opinion of me has slowly improved over time. It's still bad, but at least I'm not their Paul.
>>4075013
Yeah, that's another good reason to fag Endou, she and Hotaru are pretty close.
>>4075038
I have no idea what you mean by "cutting your teeth in the Runescape forums" or your post in general means, but yeah, death to normalfags and all that

>>4075028
LD's a psychopath with autism, that's why he thrives in such an atmosphere. Hell have the occasional retard who puts up with his awful RP, but if the vast majority of us just ignore him he'll wither away eventually.

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>>4075053
>or your post in general means
Yup, I should've got to sleep much earlier.

>>4075022
Awesome!

>He squats down and pats her on the head, smiling at her silliness. He gets up and pulls another treat from a small bag.

Now tell tell the thread what a good girl you are, and how much you love me~

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>>4075028
Superiority complex, on top of me being bipolar

I'm in control here, it feels good~

>>4075057
>He actually believes this

K E K
E....E
K E K

>>4075053
>cutting your teeth
That's a very old expression that refers to where one learned how a system worked or were first exposed to it. Like down the road if you join another RP community or something you could say "I cut my teeth back on the HG threads on 4chan".

>>4075039
Oh fuck... I-i really should but this...
>Looking at the nipple coming forth, the tempation to latch his mouth onto it is too strong his mouth was soon onto it, licking it while sucking lightly on it

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>>4075048
Mkay boat, I love ya <3

>Nuzzles the hand and hugs the boat tight.

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>>4075078
Oh, that makes no sense but I get it. Who the fuck came up with that phrase anyway?

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>>4075070
I literally just told you to ignore it and now you do it anyway.

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>>4075070
Do you truly believe you are in control of people here?
>>4075094
ur dumb

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>>4075013
(you didn't miss much. trust me. at least not in my case. i still have the pages and looking back on them is kinda cringey for me. i did that and then did nothing relating to rping at all for 4 years until i found this place in may.)

>>4075022
(uh huh...)

>>4075038
(my faith in runescape has been crushed ever since my gf stole my rune square shield.)

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>>4075051
>Her own breathing seems to progressively slow down as she grows calmer and at peace. Without adding anything, she simply plants an affectionate kiss on top of his head before sighing happily.

>>4075053
Yeah, or Hoshi, or whoever.
In any case, I wish you luck, froggy.

>>4075096
Hoshi you know how retarded LD is

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>>4075084
Good boy, drink it up
>You felt her jet black clawed hand gently pat the back of your head, tenderly pushing you into her soft breast, her dark nipple drooling milk into your mouth, already starting to corrupt your body with her demonic curse

>>4075094
Baby's teeth literally cut through the gums when a child is teething. Once the child has "cut its teeth" it's ready to handle more solid foods. It's used metaphorically to mean that one is prepared to handle future challenges.

>>4075111
>tfw you never got to finish with demon mom

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>>4075085
>Hugs the frog tightly back

>>4075099
I came off a 3 year or so break myself when I started posting here as well.

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>>4075096
Gives me something to laugh at while I wait for my anon

>>4075097
of course I am

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>>4075048
I won't confirm or deny these allegations.

>>4075038
>got my start in DBZ forums and chatrooms

Kill me first, please.

>>4075068
>A blush crept across her cheeks at the pet and his following words
I-I'm a very good girl and...I love master very much.

>>4075099
R-Really!

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Link get on Discord
>>4075097
You too.
>>4075101
Peeps at HG say Hoshi's a saint compared to Paul with the shit he pulled last night. Anyway, thanks, I'll stop interrupting your session now.
>>4075112
That makes sense. Thanks for explaining, anon.

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>>4075120
<3

>>4075101
(last post, as much as I wanna ERP you, you need to sleep!)
>The boy coos softly at her kiss and he responds with a soft peck at her bosom, feeling completely safe and content in this moment. Despite his excitement at the reunion, he's fast asleep before long, and has pleasant dreams of bathing in a river of warm milk.
(Night, mama <3

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>>4075129
Gimme a minute or so, fampai. I'm actually replying to slides for once and discord makes my craptop run shitty.

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>>4075117
Well I'm here now <3

>>4075127
You can do better then that, come on now.

>He wiggles the treat in her face, pulling it away after a moment or two.

Say it louder so everyone knows.

>>4075111
>His head gets pushed further into the softness as he continues to suck on the nipple, letting the sweet milk flow through his mouth, corrupting him further. He seem to enjoy it though.

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>>4075129
Oh, I suppose they would.
You're welcome!

>>4075134
(Aww, you're sweet.)
>Feeling calm and soothed by the small lovable anon sleeping soundly so close to her core, the cow soon joins him into dreamland. Little does he know his dream might not actually be that implausible.
(Thank you~)

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>>4075143
Looks like it's working...
>She pulls her hand away from your head, letting you off of her, giving you a moment to adjust to the added weight upon your chest as it swells slightly
>Your cock took a more dramatic corruption, growing heavy and adding an extra six inches, already throbbing hard as it swells with blood, your skin slowly turning a similar pitch black to the motherly demonic mistress
So how are you feeling, Horny~?

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Greetings everyone! Sorry I was once a male down there so I couldn't properly serve you all. Hopefully I fixed that and am now able to properly be your princess~

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>>4075048
I get the feeling with how long it's taking me to pass out I should have tried to do that sororitas thing with you. I guess on this schedule I can expect to actually be opening up for next dedhours.

>>4075053
Info anon is really on point tonight.

>>4075099
Your faith in me will be crushed if and when I actually play Taokaka.

>>4075127
Wew Miku, I don't know, apparently fanfic/canon RP is more popular than OC which is 100% of what I've done outside of here, so maybe that's not as bad.

>>4075137
Oh /now/ you're here.
Well where were you when I needed that ride home mom??
It was pouring out and I had to walk home in it for almost an hour! UGH!!
And for what? So you could lure some anons in with your tits and get laid??

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>>4075189
Well I'm sorry honey, can I make it up to you?

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>bangs gavel

Morning, niggers.

The Shitpost Council will again hear recommendations for today's shitposting activities.
Yesterday's triggering of LD was a rousing success but the Council would like to remind the jury that rotating targets behooves our objectives.

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>>4075131
I had a pet turtle once. That's kinda close to a frog.
>Continues pets.

>>4075127
>Press F to bully the mecha

>>4075183
You probably should have! I have maybe an hour of lucidity left in me at best though. At least it seems I have a good new dead hours buddy in you. What faction did you want anyway?

Can someone post the discord from last night in midst of the shitstorm from last night?

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>>4075183
(i'm kind of scared of what that might entail)

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>>4075212
Yeah, looks like it'd be best to put it off once more unless you're really jonesing. I'm gonna have to ask for Chaos on that one. I know that's the most broad and open option of them all but I remember you saying that Doom gave you some demon ideas. Colour me interested, to put it decently.

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>>4075142
>She gulped and pawed at the treat before puffing her chest out
I-I'm a good girl! And I love my Master a lot!!!

>>4075183
Every other community I've went to gravitated towards special snowflake OCs so hey!

>>4075212
Fslimecock

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>>4075202
Are you done with that meme?

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>>4075226
I'm jonesing, but, you know. The mind's willing ,but the body wants sleep for work later.

What brand of Chaos? I figure you're a Khorne or Slaanesh gal. Unless you're REALLY in to smell play and want Nurgle.

I dunno, I've read and enjoy the decent arcs of Crossed, and if you're a guro slut I know you've looked in to that. So I can throw some plenty fucked up shit at you, so if you've got specifics you wanna lay out...

>>4075237
>gets slime and shark semen on him
I never asked for this

>>4075177
(Apologies but, irl stuff got up and i must leave. Sorry for this)

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>>4075212
Turtles are adorable.
>Rolling in pets

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>>4075280
I understand, we can pick it up later
Add me on discord if you want Dominator#1543

>>4075237
so does miku always do pet play or..???
id love a pet miku

>>4075201
I am not drinking your milk mom!!!

>>4075202
I say we shitpost Tsuyu today. Consensus?

https://discord.gg/wNBZt
You mean this?

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>>4075278
You roll in pussy you get semen
Or something like that anyways

>>4075329
Yep, one of Miku's favorites really!
Preferably naturally eased into, or as natural as pet-play can get, but Master pissanon has a way of skipping steps.

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>>4075237
I want you as a pet.

>>4075354
>>4075219

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>>4075237
I had a short edgemaster phase, but after the first years... T-they weren't special snowflakes! I'm a serious writer! Entertainment is my calling!

>>4075224
I have no idea myself. Boobie lady was an honest to goodness sleep deprivation fuckup of mine but I really just enjoy reading the way you write Kokonoe so I feel obligated to throw it out. I'm sorry if it's been a nuisance.

>>4075278
>Crossed
Oh hey I remember that. I guess it's been a while.

I think I'm a bit too addled at the moment to really lay down specifics, not to wholly lean on the 'where's the fun in knowing?' crutch too much. I want to say Khorne because I'm all about quick and dirty, but doesn't Slaanesh basically encompass everything Khorne does anyway with the whole extremes of pleasure and pain? After Orks with dicks was put on the table I stopped splitting hairs over lore but now I feel like I'm walking into a candy store.

Can people stop giving it attention?

>>4075329
>>4075359

>>4075357
Oh shit they're trying to steal you.
>Picks up the Miku and runs

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>>4075374
>>4075357
>Stabs the anon then takes Miku for myself.

>>4075345
Nah, they ain't do nothing wrong.

>>4075370
Shitposting wise i support this. If they want to rp then i don't really see a the problem.

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>>4075370
Uh...
I only came here to play with and serve other people, if that helps...

>>4075202
I say we shitpost DMG now.

>>4075202
Let's shitpost DMG next, maybe LD will leave too then

>>4075381
>It was a hologram

Miku has already been claimed my me and she'll tell you~

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>>4075374
>>4075381
But an idol should take care of all of her fanssss
>Waves at the hashihime approaching with a knife

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>>4075368
Well I'm not wanting to get a blueprint, moreso just trying to get ideas to juggle in my head until its go time. I've read so many 40k novels and gamebooks, I can easily go whatever angle with whatever. Just looking for guidelines for my brainstorming, I guess.

There was also Dark Eldar going full cenobite and making canvas of your flesh, but it doesn't have the rough and tumble sensuality Chaos can bring or the brutal barbarian stuff Orks would. And yeah, fuck da lore, we do's what we likes here.

I mean, tyranids canonically don't have sex either and I told you about that RP I did about that I'm pretty sure.

>>4075283
They sure are. Had to give him up though, I had too shitty a tank. But he got to go to a home with a pond, I'm sure he's much happier.
>Continues petting the ribbit

>>4075357
>rolls in to jinx's pussy and gets covered in innards and blood
I guess I kinda asked for this.

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>>4075345
The Council will take this nominee into consideration.
>>4075391
>>4075396
The Council will take this nominee into consideration.
>>4075383
>>4075387
Selection does not require prior insult, the Council operates on a policy of pseudo-randomly shitposting targets for no good reason whatsoever to ensure fair distribution of our time. As always, we encourage and support independent shitposting at all times.

Based on preliminary recommendations, as Supreme Grand Shitpostmaster General, today's shitposting target will be:

Dark Magician Girl

Any missed replies can go fuck themselves.
Court is adjourned.

>bangs gavel

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>>4075412
But I want you. I'll be able to put a collar on you.
>>4075397
>360 throwing knife off a building which hits you in the head.

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Heyo lewdsters.

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>>4075429
I want my lawyer.

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>>4075368
(it's not at all! the whole reason i picked up kokonoe was actually just so i could be a snarky asshole to people. i'm glad you enjoy it! it means a lot to me actually.)

>>4075449
>Pisses in your eyes and you miss
SHE ALREADY HAS A COLLER
SHOW HER >>4075412

>>4075429
What an autist.

>>4075455
Hello, gorgeous! How are you feeling this morning?

>>4075464
>Removes her collar and puts on my collar.
Yea it's one that says my name on it.

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>>4075429
>>4075459
How may i help?

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>>4075482
I need someone to prosecute LD.
>>4075479
>Pic

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>>4075429
Congrats shitposters, you've made a friend

at least for today~

>>4075488
For what?

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>>4075472
I'm good, got a nice nights rest last night.
How are you anon?

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>>4075488
I'm afraid you will have to find someone else. I'm a defense attorney.

>>4075354
Yeah, thanks!

>>4075493
>Pisses on

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>>4075494
I thought you were Wright.

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>>4075417
You absolutely did!

>>4075464
>>4075479
I wish people would stop fighting over Miku...
>She pouted and snatched the collar back

>>4075493
Well, that's nice to hear!
I'm fine myself; went out last night catching Pokemon on the Pokemon go app and slept well as a result~

>>4075509
Looks like you were.. Wrong.

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>>4075509
The name is Diego Armando.

>>4075506
This meme is shit.

>>4075509
Wright is also a defense attorney

>>4075514
>Hops out of the thread while running off with Miku.

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>>4075506
>chugs piss

>>4075515
Catch any good ones, anon?

>>4075527
It's actually Pissanon.

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>>4075514
>Puts a string bathing suit on you then a collar and leash on you.
I will never stop!
>>4075528
S-shit.
>>4075518
Haha, nice one.
>>4075519
Do you know anyone that's not a defense attorney?

>>4075534
>chugs piss
Why did that make me pop a boner?
Now I want to watch this girl drink pee.

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>>4075533
>Waving arms in the air (like she just don't care), leaving behind a trail of piss

>>4075534
Galko knows how to handle herself, I see.
That's good.~

>>4075545
No wonder why you're shit.

>>4075534
Quite a few, actually. Even hatched a Lapras.

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>>4075514
rip me
Good luck with the gaggle of new masters!

I'ma get to bed now. If Jinx replies roll me in to her vagina cavity. zzz

'nite guys.

>>4075534
You too I guess slut

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>>4075555
>Brings back to the threads.

>>4075560
Say it to him, not me dipshit.

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>>4075552
Try and hook up a phonebook or something. You can usually find a number for an office there, also i gotta go now.

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>>4075417
(Ah geez, if I hadn't already gone and got the nazi killed tonight I'd probably have an easier time rolling out the list of ways I want filthy xenos to rip me up while they get off. The biting, the pulling and the tearing are really what do it. Tyranids are on that wonderful list with the BETA of basically already being gorey rape monsters in canon. Genestealers exist. Hell, there's that female inquisitor in TTS that's always on about them, it writes itself. And, actually, I think not. The one you mentioned was the sororitas getting gangraped and pissed on by cultists, which in itself sounds like great fun. I might not be remembering at this hour, too, so there's that.)

>>4075461
(Well, I'm relieved to hear that. Stay excellent, cat.)

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>>4075573
Where is lazor face?

>>4075569
It's too late. Why not take someone else.

>>4075552
>beats you to death

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>>4075581
I don't know who you are talking about.

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>>4075578
Unpuff!!!

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>>4075582
No. I want miku.

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>>4075552
>>4075569
>She put her arms over her practically-nude form

T-This is too lewd, Parsee.

>>4075567
Good luck with the cuck!

'Night 'night, big butt boat

>>4075606

And I want you!

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Good morning everybody! And what a grand morning it is! For today was the day Congress declared the Northwrst Ordinance of 1787! This ordinance would be the first ever addition of a territory to the budding Union. It extended past the Appalachian mountains, toward the Great Lakes, past the Ohio River ending at the Mississippi. Today, this land is divided into 6 states: Ohio (1803), Indiana (1816), Illinois (1818), Michigan (1837), Wisconsin (1848), and Minnesota (1858).

It wasn't just the land that was important, but it was also the primer for expansion towards the west coast. It fueled more debate over slave and free territories and officially marked the Ohio River as the dividing point between the north and south.

As a staging point, the Northwest Ordinance set the bar for our entire nation as we moved on the path to greatness once again. Stand tall and proud of our conquer but always remember our humble beginnings!

>>4075597
...cute...

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>>4075578
You replied right before I got out of my chair, good job.

The thing I mentioned was an old ERP I did that involved a Dark Eldar haemonculus genetically modifying a tyranid, think it was a hormagaunt, to have a dick and to rape a male Eldar he imprisoned for the the hilarity of it.

Anyway, that all sounds pretty well and good then, I've got things to think about until I can make good on the ideas presented. I want to rip you to shreds before I try to vanilla my maid some more. Good thing Bloodletters have just as sharp hands(and swords) as most 'nids.

Sleepy time now though, have a good morning.

>Curls up inside your vagina and sleeps.

>>4075609
Over the Line
>Slobbers on
'niiiite

>>4075621
>Somehow also sleeps in your cleavage.

>>4075621
tldr

>>4075621

Right, post more tits!

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>>4075609
>Places you on my lap then caresses your hair.
My Miku.
>>4075616
But you're not miku.

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>>4075578
(i'll do my best. despite generally not being into gore, i actually really like the way you write and how nice you are. you stay excellent too, jinxie.)

>>4075621
Ha! Take that, natives! Manifest Destiny all up in your FACE!

>>4075621
>salutes flag
God bless the United States of America!

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The people clap loud when you win a Grammy
They clap louder when you win an Oscar
But the people clap the loudest.. when you fall

There are some last words I would like to say to the ERP..

Guys, I don't care how tough you think you are
NOTHIN' hits harder than life
But it ain't about how hard you hit
it's about how hard you can get hit
and keep moving forward!
Okay?
And don't be pointing fingers, sayin' "I'm not where I need to be because of him, or her, or anybody!"
Cowards do that!
and that ain't you!
RAARGGHY RAGRHGYY RAHFGHYGHH HRRHFHGHGH JUUJFHUHFHHGYHEHEHRRUGGHHG

>Fucking dies

>>4075621
Glad to see you too. Too bad I'm going to sleep.
See ya.

>>4075646
>Orders a large group of men to rape and beat Parsee

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>>4075675

>RAARGGHY RAGRHGYY RAHFGHYGHH HRRHFHGHGH JUUJFHUHFHHGYHEHEHRRUGGHHG

What did they mean by this?

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>>4075675
>That filename

Oh my god somebody post the video, That guy was fucking hilarious

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>>4075686
>Loves it.

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>>4075632
>Gulps down eagerly
'Night. <3

>>4075646
>She wriggled in Parsee's lap and blushed lightly while looking over her shoulder
Yours. I think?

>>4075689
It's the sound of choking on a toblerone.

>>4075675
>>4075693
Here ya go
https://youtu.be/X16G2hsVI9w

>>4075701
The fuck did I just watch?

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>>4075699
Yes. My cute little miku that I will drown in my love.

>>4075721
Perhaps the best exit from a reality show ever

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>>4075632
>Pets the sleeping swordboy

>>4075639
Nothing is too long when it is the glorious history of our proud nation!

>>4075643
Right you are!

>>4075657
The savages never knew what hit them! Those barbarians get too much sympathy these days. The ones who sing their praise often overlook the mountain of corpses they sit on.

>>4075664
God Bless you as well, sir!

>>4075681
Have a wonderful sleep! May the eagles sing you off to slumber!

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>>4075699

You cheeky fuck.

>>4075699
Come on back now Miku, let's keep playing. <3

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>>4075741
>Gropes then run away.

>>4075741

Woah, so cool!
I bet Iowa's tits would feel good around my (foreigner) dick!

>>4075754
Let Miku play with whoever they like.

>>4075741
>admires prodigious bosom

>>4075741
Are you doing your country proud, Iowa?

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>>4075758
>Gropes ass, then runs away

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Would you look at that...

This place still exists

Curious

>>4075771
Wow it's like she doesn't have the ability to do multiple role plays at once

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>>4075751
You screencapped that too? Ayy lmao

>>4075785
NO
NONE OF THAT

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>>4075758
>slaps ass with the force of a thousand suns

>>4075785

A place of debauchery, wanton lust and fetishes!
You know, the good things about the Dark Side!

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>>4075797
None of what?

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>>4075726
>She blinked a bit curiously
Drowning in love? Why does that fill me with doubt?

>>4075751
Like the fat cheek a faceless superhero slapped.

>>4075754
>She tilted her head to one side and crawled over to him
Of course! <3

>>4075237
Good girl!

>He tosses her the treat to her and pats her on the head again, gently rubbing behind her ears. He puts the bag of treats away and attaches a leash to her collar.

Wanna go for a walk?

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>>4075805
Exactly the perfect place to go looking for new acolytes, is it not?

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>>4075801
>Pic related

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>>4075813
But I will do it!

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>>4075813

It still hurts to walk.

>>4075819

That's correct!
You'll find all sorts of deviants willing to be seduced to the Dark Side of the Force!

>>4075836
I have to say, you are one of my favorites around here.

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>>4075777
>Grabs you master "sword."

>>4075813
>tfw I want to be ass raped by Happiness Series dickgirl!Miku but don't know how to start it off

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>>4075824
>mfw
>tfw I have two hours of Internet a day and I can't possibly okay Yuugi, Ragyo, Palutena or any of the others
(I hate my life.)

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>>4075842
I don't even think I have to lull them to the dark side... most of them already are on the dark side, they just need it pointed out to them

With the tip of my sword at their throats..

Or with the tip of their "sword" down my throat...

Either way I'm going to enjoy this~

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>>4075758
Hey! Watch it!

>>4075762
They would feel good around any sort, stranger!

>>4075773
It's only natural to stare at such beauty after all!

>>4075775
Of course, citizen! What would I be if I didn't give it my all every day? A no good communist hypocrite, that's what. I hope you're doing everything you can to make life here all the more fantastic!

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>>4075862
I-I can still wait for you.

>>4075862
*play

>>4075873
>Pissess on Iowa

>>4075873
>splutters
I-it's your fault for hanging them out with such brazenness!

>>4075860
>Happiness
Speaking of which, what the hell happened to Jun?

>>4075873
Damn those commies.

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>>4075881
(Hope you don't mind waiting until Christmas.)

>>4075867

I wouldn't certainly mind being part of the the second group, considering that you're quite... Red.

>He cleared his throat.

>>4075873

Aye! Not only your breasts but also experiencing your Old Glory hole...

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>>4075817
>She exhaled and happily munched on the treat, hoping he was smart enough to use something that -wasn't- a dog treat or something, her cheeks blushing at at the patting. She then nodded happily at his question and held her neck out

>>4075834
O-Okay, I believe you Parsee!

>>4075836
So walk it off!
Also, I'm with >>4075847, your sessions are always a joy to read~

>>4075860
Not happy without a dick in your mouth, huh-?

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>>4075896
They went to discord and now they are busy with life.

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>>4075902
I'll wait a eternity.

>>4075924
Well, ass TOO; but yeah...

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>>4075904
Is it my coloration that makes you so nervous?

Do my passionate hues of red, accompanied by pitch black tattoos excite you?

Or do you just desire to see your..."blade" disappear into me over and over again? Do you.."Warrior"?

>>4075925
Another one bites the dust. Oh well.

>>4075944
This is so cringey to read

Like I'm literally getting secondhand embarrassment

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>>4075924
Good!
>Smothers her face with kisses.

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>>4075924
>>4075847

<3