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ERP thread: Date night edition
>>3986850
>>3986850
>Saturday night… the scorching heat of the rest of the week has finally broken in favor of something a little more bearable. Good thing to, as your friends have set you up to score a date for tonight! A fresh haircut, clean shave and some clean clothes have you set for a night on the town with your potential SO.
>As they meet you at the door a torrent of nervousness washes over you, and why wouldn't it? You worked up the nerves to ask them out and they actually said yes! A night of fun, frolic and romance await you just around the corner. Maybe if you get really lucky they will even invite you home for a hot cup of coffee at the end of the night.
>A fair, dinner, the movies, a show or maybe something as simple as a walk through the park with an ice cream? All this and more could be on the agenda for tonight! Where will you go?
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Who should I take? Decisions, decisions.
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>>3993646
What's an ordinary human doing here?
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Love is a battlefield.
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>Meanwhile, anon stays at home without a care in the world!
>Fuck dates, tonight is pizza night!
I already banged quite a number of sexy gals. I-I don't need a date.
>He sniffs
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>>3993666
You heard it here first, satan is rolling in the pussy.
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Anyone want an IOU for a date?
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>Anon waits for his maiden to arrive as he held flowers.
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(Alright everyone. I have to leave for the night. I hope this theme goes well and you all enjoy yourselves.)
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>Leaves a plate of dog food on the ground.
>The plate is labeled, "For Momoji"
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DMG left right before Date Night? This sucks ;_;
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>>3993684
It's more like they care the same amount, except they're (relatively) stable.
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in b4 LD shitposts in this thread too
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>>3993701
Awoooooo!
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>Tfw no imouto to date.
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Anon? That anon that promised a date? Are you here?
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>>3993702
>Writes IOU
Next time....
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>>3993663
No, you're just a child who's trying to justify his teen angst
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What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.
But it was so loud.
You sure could yell.
Took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.
Yeah, standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade 'cause I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.
Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fucking lie.
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The plot thickens.
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>>3993705
See
>>3993733
Might as well meme a bit here too.
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>>3993728
I'm actually insulted you think I'm Paul.
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What is this peculiar ritual?
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>>3993716
>tfw no outoto dressed like imouto to date
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>>3993741
My cock thickens.
For you.
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>>3993702
D-date me later. I don't want to cause a drama storm
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>>3993682
(I might entertain you if the thread doesn't get too bad.)
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>>3993744
The fuck am I reading.
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>>3993745
Had that the other night, surprisingly good
>>3993757
https://youtu.be/vtJ2f8_lfn4
You claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?
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>>3993750
just say imouto(male).
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What's ERP listening to?
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>>3993749
People go out on a romantic evening performing different sorts of activities.
Eating, walking, watching a movie. The usual.
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>>3993790
Come down.
Get off your fucking cross.
We need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr.
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>>3993793
Interesting.
For the sake of bonding?
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EguC69M6y4
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9P3lB2kU-k
>tfw no qt 3.14 sakura imouto
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Anyone want to become a sacrifice so we can get a good avatar like Iowa or Jinx to show?
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No idea if I accidentally ditched a couple anons now...
But they'll find me if they really wanted me.
Or not.
Anons come and go like that...
So here's to the anons, I love you all, care for you, and miss you but I couldn't care less for you after you're gone.
Conveniently the same goes for avatars, except with avas, I might still remember you.
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-BvFJ7l2TQ
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO9xtNsRs0
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>>3993707
>Puts a collar on you
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>>3993765
Tumblr.
>>3993790
Something to match how edgy I feel today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vFgzd2ALGo
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>>3993841
Yeah, so long.
We wish you well.
Told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well, so long.
Don't cry, yeah,
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.
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Looking for aryan qt to make me a happy fuhrer.
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(Might as well try, I guess.)
>The usually boyish and rough, tomboy Makoto was waiting at the location where the both of you had agreed to meet each other, standing around and pacing back and forth. Her face was a pinkish not because of make up but she to her clothes. She was wearing a long pink dress as opposed to her usual boyish attire along with her open-toed sandals. Her arms crossed while her pink face stared down at her feet as she trailed back and forth, wondering if she should just split.
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>>3993812
Supposedly.
Usually one of the involved parties suffers through the whole ordeal just to get to "score" with the other one.
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>>3993865
>Keep crying
I fucking love DMG
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>>3993826
being an anon is suffering unless we put a name to ourselves with a partner
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>>3993826
I'm one of them, mein Ubermensch~!
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>>3993757
I understand that feeling. It sucks, but sometimes there's not a lot you can do. It's really early for me to be here anyway
So I'll be back later and hopefully things will be better. Ciao!
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>>3993826
>Kisses your boot.
Thats alright, im just glad to be your pet.
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I doze off for an hour and LD absolutely lost his mind more than usual. I guess I'm not so mad I'll be working today after all.
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I got a two person reservation at Applebee's
Who wants to come?
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>>3993861
Tumblr was a mistake.
A prank gone wrong.
The reason why God no longer speaks to us.
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>>3993840
A-awwoooo?
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>>3993875
>The anon looks around for his date before spotting the girl in the pink dress. A flash of recognition lit his eyed up and he smiled politely.
Ah, so you showed up after all! Did I keep you waiting long?
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>>3993677
F-Fuck you.
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>>3993884
So it is a test, then? A trial?
A rite through which one must prove their worth?
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>>3993814
Jiro you've gone on record saying that you have an incest fetish, I don't trust you with any sort of imouto
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>>3993922
Aye aye. Ganbare Cuteryuu! Seeya possibly tomorrow.
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>>3993892
I have been lost. Down every road i follow out in the dark
On my way home
But i feel nothing. Am i better yet?
Everybody knows that I'm insane
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>Waits for best spider.
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Just ignore it. Like we ignore the gore.
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>>3993953
Indeed!
It can go well, it can awfully wrong...
>He shrugged his shoulders
But it's usually fun. Usually.
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>>3993932
>She wraps her arms around the leashed wolf girls
I caught myself a Momoji!
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>you will NEVER go on a date with Midna
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>>3993979
>Blackmails you to go on a date with me.
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc
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Nth for sleep.
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>>3993979
I'm here.
>>3994008
I love you!
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>>3993983
>you will never collude with DMG in making him pretend to take back LD, and during their first date you and a group of friends appear and stab LD to death while DMG laughs
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>>3993998
Heaven smiles above me
What a gift here below
But no one knows
The gift that you give to me
No one knows
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>>3993991
What do you want!
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>>3994033
Fuck off and don't come back until you have the emotional maturity of a 17 year old, rather than that of a child aged 12
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>>3993939
>Makoto glared at him for a moment with her lips pursed before she sighed and shook her head.
About time you showed. It wasn't long but it's still isn't polite to make a girl wait, y'know?
>She straightened herself out and put a hand on her hip while she tapped her foot on the ground, looking around as to keep eye contact to a minimum.
So, where did you plan on taking me?
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>>3994028
That sounds awfully familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw
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>>3994012
Xth for I've swapped to a different skype to avoid somebody because I don't want to hurt is feelings removing him so sorry I haven't tried talking to you lately.
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>>3993983
But I don't ignore the gore, I enjoy it.
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>>3994033
>DMG said this last week
Man he really was leading this retarded kid on
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>>3993906
Because you disappear into the masses, which is the point in being anon.
>>3993907
One of the anons I accidentally ditched or just another anon who has experience with me?
>>3993917
I'm glad that you are my pet, expendable as you are, but I don't care if you'd expire now or a year from now, for as long as you're with me, I care.
Now lick them proper clean!
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>>3993959
Whaaaat? I'd be a good onii-chan.
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>>3993984
I see. A respectable tradition, then.
Even if I don't grasp the intricacies of it.
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>>3994042
DIdn't you read the sign? It's date night you silly wolf!
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>>3994079
Accidentally ditched. Particularly the one you asked if I was in a hurry.
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>>3993803
LD... DMG is NOTHING special. If you did not have these autistic spurts. If you did not obsess of DMG.
You POSTED FACES.
you had a chance to be good.
YOU Could have taken the high road, but NO every chance you got you take the low road.
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>>3994094
Respectable, yes. I mean... If it wasn't the it wouldn't be that popular.
I'm sure your kind have something similar?
>His eyes looked up and down at the alien's form.
I'm sure you're quite popular for your species.
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https://youtu.be/RUxMP1D2Hiw
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>>3994001
B-but she already asked me yesterday.
>>3994024
But moths aren't spider.
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>Sitting behind the counter of her store, Hotaru was selling heart-shaped boxes full of chocolate and assorted sweets
>Time to get rich with the occasion
Fufufufufu~!
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>>3994063
Don't give me that look, I came as quick as I could, but I had to look my best for you!
Where I'll take you? Well, unless you object, I've got a perfect place for you.
>He offers her his hand and led her towards a restaurant she'd never seen or heard of before
>The decorations were that of a venue signalling fanciness and sophistication, yet it pulled it off, with the candelight creating a romantic atmosphere
>He escorted her towards a table for two, and sat opposite her
So, what do you think? Did I do well?
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1-4 ask thread for a vidya
5-9 ask thread for an animu
0 go back to watching sgdq
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>>3994079
Yes Ma'am!
>Frantically licks the top of your boot, making it shine as i cover it with spit.
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>>3994101
>reading the sign, anon rushes up to the winged girl
Ahh, I know this sudden but...
>he shuffles his feet
C-could you go on a date with me?!
>he inquires louder than he had hoped to be
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>>3994134
I suppose we do. However, I have not had the time to indulge that kind of testing and bonding.
>She looks at him and raises an eyebrow while her glowing eyes flash momentarily.
Oh? And what would make you make such an assumption, terran?
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>>3994168
>Walks in
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>>3994168
If I were to pour chocolate over my cock, would you suck it off?
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>>3994168
You don't have a date yourself? I'm rather surprised.
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>>3994168
I heard you do anything for candy.
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https://youtu.be/MQEq5CBgjNs
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>>3994168
How much for you covered in candy?
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>>3994227
Two things!
>He raised three fingers. He blinked upon seeing his hand, lowering a single finger.
Right, two things!
One, even if we're of different species, we're both bipedal in nature and share a similar body structure.
Two, your overall form is pleasant to the eye. At least to me.
Soooooo...~
>He smirked
I came to that conclusion!
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>>3994033
>they could get back together if ld just stopped typing like a maniac
Get it together man.
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>>3994168
>walking into the confectionery; Anon approaches the young lady manning the counter
Hello, miss! I'm looking to purchase a special treat for my date tonight!
But...
>his face falters a bit
I'm not sure as to what she will love the most!
Could you kindly offer me some suggestions for a first date gift?
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
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>>3994024
I love you too!
>>3994141
That's adorable.
>>3994168
>throws 20,000 Pandabux over the counter and just starts grabbing shit
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>>3994292
He still wont even talk to me
Literally all he says is "I'm blocking you now" again as soon as he knew it was me
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>>3994184
>The tengu twirls around, facing the anon running up to her with a look of surprise on her face.
Hmmm...I dunno anon...I was planning on saving myself for just one person tonight, I'm a bit busy for anything more!
>She taps her finger against her chin, pondering.
...I'm gonna duck out for maybe an hour or 2 right now, if you're willing to wait until then. Then maybe you and I could go somewhere when I come back, okay!
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>>3994170
Well...you do look rather...handsome.
>Makoto struggled to utter those strange words while she awkwardly cleared her throat after with her cheeks still a pinkish color. She sat down at her seat and looked across the table at him after getting a good look at the restaurant.
It is pretty in here...it's not too expensive, is it?
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>>3994141
>casually writes off how LD has routinely ruined this place over the last two months
Yeah fuck you too, DMG.
Good job LD, I dislike the both of you
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>>3994312
It's the past
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>>3994320
Have you considered getting off the computer and enjoying your summer vacation.
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>>3994307
Good tastes, Nue.
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>>3994320
weird right? You talk shit about someone and apologize they forgive you but you repeat the same formula and then all of a sudden they don't forgive you anymore
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>>3994312
stung a little desu.
Like at that point lines had been crossed that I wouldn't even touch.
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>>3994241
Oh greetings!
>Lifts heart-shaped chocolate box
Want some? Try before you buy it!
>>3994247
It would be extremely painful...
I MEAN
I've done that before countless times~
>>3994254
Work comes before pleasure.
That and I can stay at the store eating candy~
>>3994261
You heard wrong!
.... Ahem, yeah, I would. So what?
>>3994280
One MILLION dollars!
>Takes pinky to the corner of her smirk.
>>3994302
Depends on what she enjoys the most!
We have a wide array of candy, sweets, chocolate and snacks!
>Placing a finger on her cheek, she leans in and grins
Describe her and I might be able to help~
>>3994312
Awww, yiss.
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>>3993979
>I am summoned
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All this teenage angst makes me want to bring out this edgy motherfucker.
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>>3994291
>She crosses her arms over her bulging breastplate, one clawed finger tapping her arm steadily.
You make a reasonable argument, at least with your first point.
>Her eyes wrinkle slightly and she tilts her head. Her voice, solely in his thoughts, gain a light tone.
But I'm pleasing to a terran's eye? How interesting.
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>>3994330
I told him I would ruin him, even if I want to or not, it's gonna happen
He had the option to prevent this
>>3994336
There's not much I can do, the cure is within you
So hold on tight and open your eyes
wake up now and see the truth
>>3994347
Wow really like he told me again and again to change but I never got a chance to prove I did wow that's really nice huh fucked if I do and fucked if I don't wow that's really fucking nice huh?
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>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
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>>3994325
And you look rather beautiful, if you don't mind me saying so.
>He smiled at her visible awkwardness, noting how much the tomboy didn't seem to fit in the opulent restaurant
You don't need to worry about money, Makoto, it's my treat.
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>>3994109
Sorry I'm doing a million things at one time, so if you just, do a post, I'll reply, and we can do stuff, m'kay?
>>3994181
Not so fast, do it slow, appreciate the work you do, and most of all, let me enjoy watching you work~
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>>3994362
I dunno Nue, DMG's full of shit there. The fact he was even being sweet to Paul as of the 27th last month is mind boggingly short-sighted, but I've said this about those two from the get-go.
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>tfw no Isabelle to date
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>>3994362
DMG has absolutely no boundaries when it comes to showing affection. It's an admirable form of pure autism in the absolute most good-natured expression.
>>3994334
You're not helping matters, mate.
>>3994369
>has long since been outside the store
>Pandabux are clearly strips of green construction paper with a crudely drawn Kenny in the middle
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>>3994379
>Wow really like he told me again and again to change but I never got a chance to prove I did
see that point would be valid if you actually changed.
Which you prove constantly you have not, maybe even gotten worst honestly
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>>3994379
Have you perhaps considered that showing the 'true side' of a person we all know for how they play pretend on the internet isn't going to have the demolishing effect you imagine it will?
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>>3994375
Well, good looks go beyond race, species, time and space!
I mean, if I find the Queen of Blades to be attractive then how could I possibly not find YOU to be quite hot!
>The male placed a single arm on his chest, holding his chin with a hand, nodding.
So yes, I find you quite pleasing~
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>>3994408
That's the best and most apt description of DMG I've ever read.
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>>3994369
4U
But even so, I'd like to see you in action. I've heard tales of your lust for candy. So, where do you have the liquid chocolate? I'll buy lots it you're willing to go through with eating it all up!
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>>3994369
I'll give you a piece of chocolate if you strip for me.
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>>3994408
I've got to find a way
To make this all okay
I've got to find a way
To fix my own mistake
Oh, but I promise to succeed
But I know you're still in need
I know you have been misused
And you're probably confused
But there's not much I can do
>>3994423
I'm just a shell
I haven't let ANYONE know me since.. well you know what happened to the last one
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>>3994408
BASED KENNY DOES IT AGAIN
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>>3994396
[Don't worry~ Take your time! I'll make a post then <3 ]
>The male took a step back when she told him to stop, slightly raising his hands in order to avoid insulting his Master Race mistress.
Y-Yes? What would you have me do?
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>>3994369
Ah. Sure!
>He went over to open the box.
What's in here?
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>>3994387
Th-Thanks.
>Makoto blushed harder at his compliment and nervously laughed under her breath before scratching her cheek with her finger, trying to hide her red cheeks by looking away. She glanced at him occasionally as she spoke and tapped her fingers on the table.
Well, I suppose I should try and enjoy myself then.
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>>3994439
>She raises an eyebrow again while the rest of her face remains as expressionless as a mostly-featureless face naturally is.
The Queen of Blades? The infested, deformed female who became a destroyer of worlds and the greatest scourge to your own species?
You have unusual taste in mates.
But I'm happy to hear I manage to outdo her.
>Her blue eyes shine with extra strength briefly and her eyes wrinkle as if she's somehow smiling.
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>>3994502
>Chocolate. Sweets. Candy! All arranged nicely although some of them are missing because Hotaru ate some.
If you prefer, we got salty snacks arranged in the form of hearts!
Today is a special day and here we want to make it even special~!
>>3994463
Make it three pieces of chocolate and we're good.
>>3994456
Left counter next to the mint candy.
....
That will be $19.99!
>>3994408
You sonuva...
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>>3994370
>Hugs the muffet
I'm so glad you came!
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OH MY GOD MAKE THIS ATTENTION WHORING STOP
IT'S LIKE WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN AND POSTING ON FACEBOOK ALL OVER AGAIN, SHITTY 'COUPLES' THAT NEVER ACTUALLY HAD ANY INVESTMENT IN EACH OTHER BREAKING UP AND MAKING POSTS ABOUT BROKEN HEARTS AND EDGY SONG LYRICS AND WANTING THE OTHER
THE AUTISM IS GIVING ME ACTUAL CANCER
FUCKING K I L L YOURSELVES
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>>3994398
Well, I can't fault someone for forgiving lost causes, god knows I've been forgiven more times than I deserve.
>>3994408
It's misplaced and I don't appreciate being used as a stepladder to make a point about redemption to someone who isn't willing to actually change.
Simple enough.
LD has no intention of improving, just repeated pretense of change followed with the same old shit when he doesn't get his way.
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Thank you mecha for coining the Paul Cycle, because man I've never seen it so strongly in action as I have in the last few days.
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>>3994566
>autism is giving you cancer
This has finally proven my years worth of research and many public speeches that we must euthanize autistic children!
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Hey everyone.
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>>3994566
>on facebook at the age of thirteen
You're probably still underaged, too.
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>>3994590
hey cutie pie~
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LD, ERP with me!
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>>3994467
Standing here, I realize
That you were just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge the right from wrong
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I profoundly apologize for this post.
>>3994559
>is currently feasting on chocolate and rubbing it on Kurisu
>>3994444
And those are some of the best quads I've ever seen.
>>3994573
It doesn't matter to him whether it's misplaced. He's nice to everyone. Everyone.
>>3994566
>implying we aren't all reminded of that time
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>>3994586
Euthanasia is just a vaccine against life!
Vaccines cause autism!
You fool if we euthanise autists we'll only make it stronger!
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>>3994597
Facebook was made public in 2006 friend.
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>>3994615
Hey there yourself~ What's up cutie?~
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>>3994590
(Wanna sub or dom. I'll pick my character based on that.)
(I kinda want to make you suck cum from my cunt too.)
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>>3994559
>He holds three pieces of chocolate between his fingers
You'll have all three. Perhaps even more.
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>>3994520
No need to thank me for just being honest.
>He laughs briefly as she gets increasingly flustered by the second, putting a stop to her tapping by placing his hand over hers
No need to be nervous, we're just on a date, right? If you're really struggling with nerves we can drown them in wine, if you want. My treat after all, go nuts.
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>>3994553
Technically she wrecked Terrans left and right, I'm actually from Earth.
>He laughed somewhat nervously.
Ahem, but that's right! Despite her apparent hate for all things, she was quite the looker...
>He had only seen pictures and recordings of her, of course!
But nothing beats the presence of an alluring female like you!
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>>3994559
>Slams a 20 on the counter after grabbing the goods.
Okay, and with that done, do you have anywhere I can sit to apply this? I'd rather not spill it all over your nice carpeting, though I'm sure you'd clean it up all the same~
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>>3994168
30 Minutes later her business his ruined after she's eaten it all herself.
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>>3994640
(I wanna sub, been I while since I've been here, might as well put on a little show~)
>Rhin
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>>3994632
If I didn't know that then I would have said 'you ARE' rather than 'you are PROBABLY'
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Hey LD, wanna go on a date?
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>>3994633
Just in search of my one true love <3
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>>3994573
What do you know about my intention?
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>>3994666
Ok pal.
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>>3994563
>hugged right into her tummy
>grins
I wouldn't miss it for the world. You look ravishing, ahuhuhu~
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>>3994624
IT ALL MAKES SENSE! I'VE DOOMED US ALL!
>>3994623
>Kurisu is rubbed in chocolate.
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>>3994674
Fucking everything, all you do is blog and make it absolutely 100% transparent what a shitty human being you are.
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>>3994573
Yeah but this forgiving lost causes has fed the monster than now shits all over the thread.
>>3994623
Just goes to show what that behavior gets you. You have to have some negativity or bias' in your life. Don't be an asshole, but don't be a doormat either.
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>>3994670
Oh, really?~ Who might they be, I am curious now!
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>>3994668
You're a brave man anon
Willingly sacrificing yourself like that
you won't be forgotten
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>>3994322
>at the mention of 2 hours, he deflated
O-okay...
>he affirms in a dejected manner
See you then...
>he waves her goodbye, for now
>>3994369
>putting a fist beneath his chin, he thinks
Well, she is VERY passionate about candy
Almost obsessed.
>he smiles
She and her family are heavily involved in the candy business, so I'm sure she has a very refined palette; so she'll definitely prefer something high quality!
As for her favorite candy?
>he grins
Well, I know she has a soft spot for dagashi.
The cheap candies, correct?
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>>3994668
WITNESSED!
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>>3994674
You've clearly not shown any.
What experiences have shaped you since you started acting like a complete fucko that aren't related to this cesspit?
What realisations have you had?
How the fuck are you "better" than what you were besides just making a claim that you are?
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>>3994559
>Grabs a piece of chocolate and eats it.
Nah, this will do.
Can I get a full box though and some other chocolates?
>Hands her a $50
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>>3994698
I think I found them
>reaches out and grabs your hand. Interlocking my fingers with yours.
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>>3994701
I've sacrificed myself before at much higher stakes, if all it takes is going on an rp date to stop all this shitposting I don't mind.
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>>3994693
I can't change you mind, but I can lead you to the truth, if you want
>>3994718
Look at the chatlogs
>>3994668
no
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>>3994644
>Makoto quickly drew her hand back and held it close to her chest before hesitantly placing her hands in her lap, fidgeting out of sight.
Sorry...this whole scenario is kind of new to me. I guess I could maybe try some to see if it'll help me calm down.
>She was staring down at her hands while she twiddled her thumbs before she looked back at him with a meek smile on her red face.
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>>3994660
(Would you prepare an anon to fuck me, watch as he fucks me while my cunt grinds against your cock? If not then I'll leave other the other anon and just tease you alot~ tell me which you want.)
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>>3994736
Show us the truth, great prophet.
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>>3994736
Come on, don't be tsundere. It's date night, and you don't have a date, it'd be sad not to take this opportunity.
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>>3994736
Yeah, posting private chatlogs in public is a marked improvement.
Especially some you were told specifically not to tell anybody about.
Fucking genius right here boys.
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>>3994725
Ah~ I see~
>Giggling with glee as you lock your fingers with mine and blushes a nice scarlet red in my cheeks, moving close to you as we touch
>>3994758
(I'd like to be teased and then I wanna fill you, after you leave me a begging mess~)
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>>3994736
WE ALL HAVE
HOLY FUCK WE'VE ALL SEEN THE LOGS
YOUR SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE, NO ONE WANTS YOU BECAYSE YOU'RE BITTER, VOLATILE
KILL YOURSELF
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>>3994674
"What do you know about m-"
>The alien beast began to cry out, disgusting tears falling from it's eyes. Before it could mumble the sentence in its garbled, vomit inducing speech, he's pushed to the floor by the shoulders. The thing lets out a cry as it slams face first in to the ground, but there is no pity, no remorse, just like this creature had shown towards the thread. It deserved to die. To die drowning in its own blood and tears.
>Stomp.
>Its skull cracked in that first hit, but he hadn't put enough force in. Try again.
>Stomp.
>Some of the thing's teeth flew out then, it's jaw fractured. It tried to speak, a mumbled 'm-muh DMG' but it had no teeth to properly finish the words. He was making progress.
>Stomp.
>A pained gargle now, no more words. Only tears.
>Stomp.
>Its skull caved in then, and he was surprised to see just how tiny the brain inside was, that is, moments before it was pulverized to mush beneath his boot.
Huh. Always knew the kid was stupid.
>As he lifts his boot, blood and brain matter dribbling from it, he laughs.
>you like this
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I JUST WANT TO ERP NOT SEE A TRAGEDY, OH WAIT THAT CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE LD
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>>3994623
>YOU WILL DIE
>YOU WILL ALL DIE
>>3994642
>Reaching for the chocolates, Hotaru placed them in her mouth before starting to undress for Anon, showing no signs of shame!
....~
>>3994657
Oho~
So you are serious~!
>Hotaru placed a finger on her lips, thinking
Hmmm~ Behind the counter will do! After all...
>The female smirked
You'll take care of the store in case someone else arrives~
>>3994658
Nooooo...
>>3994707
Oh you clever, little devil~
>She said with a soft chuckle, hints of a blush appearing on her face
>>3994723
Of course~!
>Grabbing the $50 bill, she placed it in between her breasts and happily began to search for a full box of said sweets
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>>3994777
checked
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>>3994798
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>>3994801
What kind of ERP, anon
I'm here for you
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>>3994798
Spamming the stomp on bodies was always fun.
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>>3994757
>He frowned, concerned for her after she recoiled
Are you ok with this? We can go somewhere else if this is too overwhelming for you.
>He smiled back weakly at her, still unsure if she was faking it for his dake, but giving her the benefit of the doubt
Maybe some would help, you resemble a beetroot at the moment and to be frank you look ridiculous, some social lubricant shoukd cool you down.
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>>3994623
I CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
THE WORLD HAS TURNED
SO MANY HAVE BURNED
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME
YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAND
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>>3994495
Well you could massage my neck, it's terribly stuck... and painful, you could do that right?
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>>3994650
'Quite the looker'? Amusing. I thought she'd intimidate and terrify with her heavily infested body.
>She unfolds her arms and takes several slow steps towards him, coming closer and eventually towering over him. She then tilts her head again while her blue eyes are fixed on him.
And you find me alluring? Such flattery...
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>>3994809
B-Behind the counter?
>He blushed a little at the idea, out in the open like that did sound amazing, though...
>He takes a seat in the chair from the other side, pulling the chocolate over to their side of the counter, and carefully unfastened his pants, attempting to push them down as she looks back at him with a devious smirk.
I wonder if we'll get many people...
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>>3994798
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>>3994861
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
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>>3994686
It's art, really.
>>3994695
True enough.
>>3994861
BENEATH THE BLOOD-STAINED SAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND~
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>>3994777
>trips means it's true love
You're the sun to my moon. The stars to my sky. The anchor to my ship, keeping me safe during stormy weather.
>I stare back into your gaze, clutching your hand tight. Placing my hand on the small of your back, as I bring my lips to yours. Kissing you shortly yet sweetly.
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>>3994809
>Anon admires the naked form in front of him
You can't possibly be satisfied with just three. Would you like some more?
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>>3994798
HA
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>>3994809
>He pondered as she saw her search. He noticed her body.
Damn, you're cute.
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>>3994875
Of course~!
>The male approached the Aryan beauty and placed himself behind her. His hands reached for her shoulders, applying a bit of pressure there and there before making their way to the area around her neck, massaging it nice and slow
Hmmhm...
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>>3994892
THINKING OF AN AGE OLD DREAM
PLACES I HAVE NEVER SEEN
FANTASIES LIVED TIME BEFORE
I SPLIT MY BRAIN
MELT THROUGH THE FLOOR
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>>3994798
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>>3994891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ZjyaRMCM
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>>3994900
Such sweet words~
>I press my lips right back to yours and feel you against me, sliding my tongue all along your bottom lip to taste you, seeing if you're just as sweet as the words you speak, and it turns out true, licking your lips now with a hungry, lustful stare, my free hand sliding to your waist*
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Helo yes where is the posts about Midna :DDD
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WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>3994929
Oh my fuck shut up you're no better
You should be booted out with him, trash deserves other trash
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>>3994877
....
>He almost took a step back, slightly intimidated by her size. However, her words, grace and overall friendly behavior helped him to remain at ease.
It's hardly flattery! I'm merely stating the obvious.
I hope you don't think of this human as "crude" or "blunt" for it.
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>>3994151
Too bad.
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>>3994964
WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
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>>3994798
Guro saves threads.
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>>3994964
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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>>3994964
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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>tfw your date is driven off by shitposting
;-;
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>>3994844
Same
>>3994889
I had considered a Bloodborne version too.
>>3994946
I was hoping you'd catch that. Sample of things to come bb.
Dead Space was amazing, FUCK EA for what they did to it.
>>3994993
Guro and vomit.
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>>3994964
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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>>3994984
You're the big show, Jirochomp. Keep being you.
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>>3994983
MODE SHIFT
ROUND 2
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>>3994858
It's fine, just nervous is all...
>Makoto quickly waved over at the nearest waiter and simply asked for a decent bottle of wine. Before long the bottle had arrived and was left at the table for then to we've each other, she poured herself a glass and down it in one big swig, coughing a few times afterward. Her little embarrassing show only made her that more red while she fidgeted nervously.
Gah...maybe I'm not cut out to be a 'proper lady.'
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>>3995016
Hold on, let me get her back here.
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>>3995016
>pats the cute spider on the back for comfort and gives them a cookie
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>>3994888
Maybe we will. Maybe we don't~
>As the male sat behind the counter, Hotaru approached him and rested on the wooden surface, letting him see her fat breasts squishing against it
Isn't that exciting?
>>3994930
Like what you see, anon~?
>She asked, looking at the male from over her shoulder as she continued to search for what he asked.
>>3994912
How much can you offer~?
>A devious grin formed on her lips, placing a hand on her curvaceous hip while she looked at the handsome anon
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>>3994809
>he laughs
So tell me, what is your absolute must-have candy? And, more importantly...
>he blushes
Will you go on a date with me, Miss Shidare?
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>>3995016
Same
Let's date each other!
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>>3994396
Alright...
>He slows down, dragging his tongue over the toe of her boot. He licks are particularly sour spot of dirt, it tastes almost like manure but he supresses his gag reflex.
Is this acceptable mistress?
>>
>>3995017
Guro is amazing. It doesn't get me hard but it amuses me.
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>>3994983
KILL YOURSELF
NOOSE, BLEACH, TRAIN, ANYTHING
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A WALKING MESS OF CRINGE AND NO ONE WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU
LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAVE
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>>3995022
But this is me when I play Overmeme and it's terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w
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>>3995016
>>3995064
DON'T TOUCH MY WAIFU
I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFEFU
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>>3995105
Y-You're one to talk you monster.
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>>3995076
>when you fuck a bitch in half
A good giggle it got from me, that it did.
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>>3995119
I think you're just jealous she got my cock before you did
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>>3995078
You first, buddy.
>>3995105
Fuck me.
Now.
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>>3995055
I think I had a tasty chocolate bar on me somewhere...
>Anon pulls out a chocolate bar and waves it around while looking elsewhere, pretending not to notice it.
But I seem to have lost it. You can have it if you can help me find it.
>Anon slips the chocolate bar inside his pants.
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>>3995130
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>>3994932
Juust what I needed~
You're pretty talented. I could use a masseusse.
>>3995074
Yes, and don't worry, if something tastes especially disgusting it's probably just dirt. Or mud. Nothing serious.
Your face twisted into somewhat of a disgusted expression, so I presume you tasted something unpleasant.
But you're doing well, it's soothing watching you lick my boots clean
>pokes at him with her spare boot, crudely scratching him wherever she hits.
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>>3995033
If it's just nerves we're fine.
>Just after Makoto has poured herself her glass of wine he poured his own, taking short sips
>He set down his glass and watched the display of Makoto downing the glass in a single swig, grinning as she barely managed to swallow it all in one gulp and bursting into laughter as she coughed her lungs out
Now, when I said go nuts, I didn't mean to choke yourself on booze.
Maybe you aren't cut out to be a lady, but you're still just as good, better even in your awkward, clumsy ways. It's adorable.
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>>3995140
Orange is the new black taught me hate sex is the cure to everything.
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>>3994973
Rest assured, I find it very enjoyable. As an Executor it's very pleasing when my subordinates are quick to get to the point.
>Her eyes move lower and then to back up to his.
... not that I consider you one.
So do continue to speak freely.
>The glow of her eyes intensify slightly but noticeably while she looks at him.
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>Less than 3 Avas are ERPing with anon
>The rest are shitposting/blogposting
>and then there's LD
I expect nothing and I'm still let down
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>>3995041
(Thanks, Parsee. And hi, I haven't gotten the chance to personally say hi to you yet)
>>3995047
>nibbles at the cookie, smiling a bit
You're sweet, ahuhuhu~
>>3995064
Nnwell, I suppose...~
>>3995105
(Wait what)
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>>3995140
>When you realise LD is why you shouldn't fuck kids.
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>>3994684
>Gwen blushes, nuzzling against your hair with her chin.
It it's nothing Special! I don't really have any dresses or anything so I just put on my favorite hoody. Ive never dated royalty before so I'm kinda nervous.
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>>3995095
But this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg
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>>3995055
Maybe...
Do you need a hand getting that box of chocolates?
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>>3995017
>It was you
Of course, of course it was. Thanks for giving me hope in these dark times. I would be trying to do some justice myself if I weren't sitting in the middle of wonderful summer power outages.
>>3995076
>>3995129
I could help you guys out with that some time. It's usually something very specific but I'm willing to bet there's something that can be done that would also do it for you.
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>>3993610
>Date night
who should I date?
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>>3995153
All you had to do is ask cutie~ I'll be as gentle or as rough as you want me to be <3
>>3995176
(Just a joke is all, do your thing spider person <3)
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>>3995155
I'm glad I'm able to please you...
>His touch was skilled. His motions firm and to the point. His fingertips slightly rough but just enough to apply pressure in the right spots.
Anything you could ever desire I will give it to you~
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>>3995105
Uno: I play muffet too, you can't blame me for being interested
Dos: you left in order to keep LD from shitting up the thread and it didn't even work, of course I'd be looking for someone else to play with
Tres: I walked in last thread to you enjoying a nice big dick, there's no claiming waifus in /erp/
I'm still flattered you think so highly of me though!
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>>3994983
This isn't me
i went to eat
I'm just gonna take a break
Have fun pretending to be me, Bolin
Also props to the issac clarke guy
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>>3995176
Hi? II don't know why you would want that but ok.
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>>3995055
Yes, very, very exciting, actually.
>With a little more effort, be manages to drop his pants to his ankles, up above his eyes zone in on her large, soft breasts pressed up against the table.
Glad to have found a fellow exhibitionist out here, especially one with such a sweet tooth~
>He grins, slowly stroking his shaft with one hand, while he uses the other to open a package of liquefied chocolate.
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>>3995155
Having fun there?
>giving you a rather sexy wink and a pleasant wave
>>3995176
I just like to help, that's all~
>smiling brightly at the adorable spider
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>>3995153
LITTLE
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>>3995170
Oh, believe me... I don't think you'd like to know everything I'm thinking.
I mean, I remember crossing paths with a cute-looking female Ghost Operative... And everything went south real quick because she read my mind!
>He laughed briefly
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>>3994955
>I press my body into yours and hold you tight in my embrace. Feeling you hold me as your tongue tastes me. I look into your eyes locked with mine, eager to explore our love even further. Needing, craving, wanting, lusting for every inch of your body.
P-please, baby. Anything for you.
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>>3995197
I'm sure something can be arranged. After all, the customer is always right. You're the light in these threads at times, so stay strong for us.
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>>3995211
I-it was a joke. I promise!.... Love me now pls?
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Bolin you're fucking amazing
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>>3995197
You inspire me in very new and odd ways my friend. If anyone ever gives you shit about the guro, I'll rip open my belly to give you all the intestines you need to keep you happy.
That sounds awful though, my condolences - at least I won't miss you too much today, hah! Get that shit fixed so I can plow you over the next day or two.
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>>3995258
>Love's the DMG
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>>3995156
>Makoto groaned and huffed as he laughed at her embarrassing antics. She poured another glass and took note from the first time to take it slower, although she still took rather large sips. Keeping both hands around her glass and gazing into its contents, she sighed and took a deep breath.
I suppose that's one thing... Although, in my line of 'work' I guess being ladylike isn't exactly an advantage.
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>>3995182
>tugs at the hoodie, and nods approvingly
You look snug, that's all that matters.
>grins, fangs gleaming
I'll try not to empty your wallet too much~
>>3995226
And may I ask your name?
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>>3995249
Mm, I need you~
>I say in an alluring tone, my hands skillfully dancing along your body as I feel your waist and hips, silky smooth to the touch, pressing you right into me as I start to gently grind right against you
>>3995262
(You, you right there. You're cute.)
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>>3995274
>Loves everbody in thread
>And everybody not here
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>>3995259
T-thank you
Why are you saying this, lad?
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>>3995207
Right now I'd like you to focus on the massage, my neck is still killing me.
>>3995226
Of course I am, but I can't unfortunately invest myself in this fully as I have a few other projects in the works at the same time
>A few
How ya been? We haven't talked much, here or the sekrit club.
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>Goes in the corner looking at everyone who has a date with envious eye, hugging a Yuugi body pillow.
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>>3995306
Lord, give me the strength to become DMG's friend today...
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>>3995213
>>3995248
>>3995285
quit making my situation worse bolin
>>3995306
thanks babe <3
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>>3995144
Fufufufu~ Don't worry, anon! I'll help you find it...
>Carefully getting on her knees, Hotaru glanced at the "container" holding her prize. Her hand reached for anon's pants, slowly and sensually undoing them.
Now, where is it~?
>>3995193
Helping a lady is always a good thing in my book.
>Said the Candy Queen with a sultry look and a teasing tone, inviting him to be bold.
>>3995220
Pshaw~ I just enjoy doing what I like~
>She leans back, now walking around the corner and sit besides anon
.... And I like you~
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>>3995246
Oh?
>Her glowing eyes flash again while the tone in her voice becomes almost playful.
Am I to understand that you have... dirty thoughts?
>She leans down slightly, bringing her alien face and bright eyes closer to him while her voice becomes soft and smooth in his mind.
About me? Right now?
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>>3995320
Please stop
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>>3995197
Luv ya Jinx. I enjoyed playing with my chew toy a lot and every little bit extra that you added on made it that much more enjoyable.
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>>3995314
So be it...
>His effort continued, his warm palms pressing against the back of her neck and shoulders, aiming to make any pain disappear
>Anon smiled, leaning in to give her neck a playful kiss
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>>3995282
>He nodded as she moderated herself, being cautious as she sipped
That's much better, don't hurt yourself, alright?
What do you mean, "your line of work"? You're making me ratber afraid to hear the answer, but curious about it at the same time.
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>>3995290
My name is Rhin cutie! What's your name?
>Offering you my hand
>>3995314
I know that and I have been well, we should talk more!
>smiling like before, I take your hand and kiss it
Been busy with nonsense lately and decided to come here again.
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>>3995319
One day you'll do it anon.
Dark Magician Girl
#3213
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>>3995331
How about YOU quit impersonating me
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>>3995320
>Bolin
Not me senpai, too busy not shitting up the thread and actually fucking participating in the theme.
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>>3995330
.....
>His heart skipped a beat, swallowing as he took a single step back. Uh oh.
W-What? I...
>His eyes met hers, trying really hard not to break eye contact.
Well, some of them are dirty, yes... But most of them are how about you're so beautiful and mysterious and elegant and how I'd love to see what's under that armor an-
>He went quite immediately, smacking his forehead
Goddamn it.
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Why the fuck hasn't one of these threads been made into a video like this?
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>>3995295
I need you too. I need to be inside you.
>I grind my human figure back into your own lizard body. Feeling our bulges growing as they rub up against one another. Eager to spring free and be delved deep in to each others holes
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>>3995373
Okay, if you're really me, hot shot, give me screenshots of my most recent PMs with Trixie, Jiro, and Bolin
Pro tip: you can't
so fuck off
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>>3995322
Somewhere around here.
>Anon grabs his hard cock and points it towards Hotaru's lips. The chocolate bar is gone.
Oh dear, I seem to have lost it again. Maybe if you sucked my cock, I might remember.
>Anon holds the bar behind his back.
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>>3995290
Hoodies are snug aren't they?
>She let's go of you and slides her hand down to meet yours.
Oh you don't have to worry about emptying my wallet! It's always empty...
>She looks down for a moment, sadden by her own financial situation
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>>3995405
I'll concede.
I was just showing the thread that you're so cookie cutter,
anyone can mimic you easily.
Get some help already.
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>>3995345
Daring move, but the risk payed off, keep going~
>She leaned her head backwards, exposing her neck more to him, and exposing a rather ample cleavage in the process
>>3995355
I saw that, also your digits have been witnessed
We really should but I'm busy right now, not just with two anons (the other one's M.I.A. though) but a big project that requires most of my capacity of thought, which results in a "My brain is full of FUCK" scenario
tl;dr we need to talk more and I'm super busy right now
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>>3995375
>Throws dick shaped brick
>Sneaks away
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>>3995258
I could never stay mad at you, sexy magic lady
>>3995290
>other spider returns
Darn! One day, you adorable capitalist...
That reminds me, do we have a toriel ava?
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>>3995402
Then take me~ My body is yours!~
>speaking in a low, needy voice, I take your hand and fall back, taking you with me as I make sure you land right on top of me, using my tail as a brake to slow your fall, I giggle then and start to wiggle off my cute panties and free my own large and hard member, but your prize lies just below that, my hole all ready for you as I spread my legs just so
Take me~
>>3995441
Alrighty! Hope everything goes well!
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>>3995322
>He smiles a little at her comment, using both hands to tear open the plastic bag filled with chocolatey goodness. The anon leans in towards the candy addict as she sits beside him, pressing his lips against hers for a few moments, meanwhile pouring a little chocolate on his stiff member, the feeling of the cool liquid slowly dripping down, caused his body to shiver.
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Post avas!
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>>3995405
Can you leave now, you are super unpleasant and have low energy
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>>3995405
Why are you talking to this shithead, Jiro?
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>>3995455
>catches brick
Fuck you Link/imposter
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>>3995354
Well, the short version is that I'm a competitive fighter.
>Tilting her head back to get the last few drops, Makoto finished another glass before pouring herself another one. She didn't exactly kind the taste but hoped it'd make the rest of the date go smoother the more she drank. A more confident smile appeared on her face as she fleshed her arm and pat her bicep.
One of the things in really good at. I love a good fight and challenges get me pumped.
>She returned to drinking her beverage with a lighter and giddier attitude about her.
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>>3995322
>He came over there to help her look.
Now where did you say it was?
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>>3995441
Carpe diem, Miss Elena...
>The male continued to kiss her perfect, beautiful neck while both hands massaged those stiff shoulders.
>However, upon noticing that enticing cleavage, anon reached for her breasts with one hand, groping them!
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>>3995439
You literally just shitposted at DMG
You're not even close to what I post like
Like I thought I was fucking bad, you need to chug down a god damn clorox cocktail you fucking walking cancer cell
>>3995472
Fuck off
>>3995476
Jiro is actually a great fucking person
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>>3995434
>>3995290
>Enviously watches from behind a telephone pole, lightly biting on her thumb. She mumbles words of jealously as a green aura began to go around her body.
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>>3995476
Becsuse jiro is a shit head that you faggots allow because he's been here so long. Most people don't like him, even in the discord.
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>>3995448
YEAH MAN THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
GO INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
>>3995458
Thank you best girl! Sorry I left earlier.. There's still time to maybe.. hold hands?
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>>3995477
...no u...
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>>3995448
VAN, YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
>>3995458
We do, yes. Lore.
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>>3995448
VAN, YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
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>lolidom Nemesis hasn't returned yet
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>>3995387
>A musical laughter rings through his head while she stands up straight again.
You seem to be a very shy human. And yet you have so much praise for me. Beautiful, mysterious, elegant... Never thought I'd hear such things from a terran.
>She places a large hand on her bulging armor, her claws clicking against the hard metal.
So you want to see my body? Is that a desire you have trouble admitting?
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>>3995495
>tfw you can't tell if this is the real LD or the impostor samefagging
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>>3995508
Yo, do you have a Discord? Send it to me through steam if so
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>>3995458
(Maybe tomorrow night?)
(And I think so, why)
>>3995355
Muffet is my name, dearie.
>takes the hand up, dusting off her dress
>>3995434
>actually looks flustered for a moment at the handholding, but her cool expression returns
That they are. With a pair of fluffy pajama bottoms, you're snug as a bug~
>...is Muffet actually going to spend money on someone else
>the pained smile would seem to indicate so, followed by pulling out her gold filled purse and shaking it lightly
Don't worry about it. Dinner is on me, ahuhuhu~
>>
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>>3995539
It is
of course I have no way to prove that, believe whatever you want
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>>3995391
>Girl is like 13 and has a boyfriend with a car.
Only like 8 minutes in but this is fucking weird.
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>>3995420
Pfffft~ That was so cliche and perverted but...
>Licking her lips, Hotaru placed a hand on the base of his member before approaching her lips against the tip
... I like cliche~
>With that done and said, her lips wrapped around the bulbous head, sucking it!
>>3995467
>Closing her eyes for a brief moment, Hotaru returned the tender kiss with one of her own, before her attention was captured by the hard, stiff member covered in chocolate
Ahh~ My favorite!
>Getting on her knees like a dutiful whore, she wrapped the fingers of one hand against the member, licking it all the way form the base to the tip
Hmmm~!
>>3995487
I... Think I ran out of them?
Dang it!
>She frowned, standing up
Huuuurm...
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>>3995482
That explains a lot, specifically om your physique. No problems with that, but now I know not to make fun of you too much, so I don't end up out cold in a dark alley
>He smirked at his own joke, worried about how quickly she was burning through the wine, as he was still only halfway through his first glass, but glad to see her coming out of her shell
>He decide to tease her further after her comment
You like getting hit over and over again? Kinky.
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>>3995507
I dunno, that sounds kinda lewd... I guess so...
> takes DMG's hand
>>3995509
Damn. I probably have more pictures of toriel than my other 5 avas put together
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>>3995360
I sent you one but you aren't in my pending or friends? did you accidentally decline it?
I'm the /trash/anon
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>>3995561
>kissing the top of your hand and nods
What a lovely name!~ Waiting for a date here?
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>>3995460
also headbanging so hard my neck hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bep9UYvGMyc
I found my jam!
>>3995488
>88
>+10 points!
>Carpe diem
>+10 points!
As much as I enjoy your boldness, it would be better if you kept your hands on my shoulders for now, petting the puppies comes later
>She chuckled, giving him a pat on the cheek, letting a pleased sigh, and closing her eyes again.
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>>3995536
S-Shy? It's not that! I learned a while back that being too bold with women who are clearly stronger and taller than one tends to be bad for one's health.
>He rubbed his arm upon admitting that
But yes, that's just one of my desires! I have yet to experience the full beautiful of one of your kind...
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>>3995550
I do, but I'm never on it. Give me a couple minutes and I'll sign into steam.
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>>3995155
>He winces as the boot scratches against him, it made him slightly uncomfortable but I wasn't enough to hurt.
I'm glad I can soothe you Elena, but wouldn't it be better if you were to take them off? Your feet must hurt.
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Avas and anons, who was the first person you ERPed with?
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>>3995581
(You. Soon.)
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>>3995599
Fucking rad. I like it.
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>>3995619
An anon
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>>3995619
Peach.
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>>3995619
Mizuki
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>>3994777
Kowan gently presses her large hand into his chest as she closes the distance between them. The now assertive ship presses her hand into him as she guides Rhin toward the couch a few feet behind him.
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>>3995599
Your wishes are my command!
>Giving her breasts just one final squeeze, the male stopped and refocussed all of his efforts of making sure that she'd enjoy the best shoulder massage ever!
>While he wasn't the greatest, he sure was good at it! Maybe because he actually wanted her to feel good.
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>>3995619
Miku and Hotaru
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>>3995619
Leskavine.
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>>3995619
Mei. Technically an anon but that doesn't count and I just want to forget that whole ordeal.
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>>3995619
DMG.
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>>3995619
Probably an anon as Sunny's AJ back in /b/.
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>>3995641
>The anon grabs their horn and jacks it off.
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>>3995619
A Jinx.
Lost track of how many showed up, but I'm glad our current one is along for the ride.
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>>3995581
>Within just a few moments, he finds her down to her knees, her soft, moist lips wrapped snuggly around his confection-coated cock, and though he would have loved to focus solely on her, he did his best to watch the door for anyone entering.
H-Hey, slow down...Actually, I take that back. Keep going, you cute, candy slut~
>He grunts as she laps at his swollen shaft, gradually pouring more of the opened bag onto his cock.
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>>3995613
>(Has dmg on steam but not me)
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>>3995587
>With a grin ear to ear she squeezes and holds your hand tightly, interlocking her fingers with yours
You're so beautiful.. I always thought so. since I was young.
>>3995619
I think it was Ashley. Not sure really.
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>>3995619
Sayaka Miki. Back on /b/.
Here? Yoruichi.
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>>3995620
(ABSOLUTE MADMAN!)
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>>3995641
(Cute~)
>I blush as I am whisked away toward the couch, my mind filling with possibilities
Mmh~
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>>3995619
Origa.
I miss you bby.
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>>3995619
Lucy
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>>3995660
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>>3995619
A samurai on /b/ that I got to play as a futa?
That or sam as a girl with a unicorn.
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>>3995619
If I consider that little ordeal on the other website erp then it would be Kuga from HG, but if I can't consider that thing was erp then I would say a anon.
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>>3995672
Can you add me on steam then?
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>>3995661
>tfw that's one of my favorite images ever
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>>3995660
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>>3995634
[I'm dumb and the worst. Sorry about that, anon ;_;]
>>3995634
A-A date with you?
>Her blush intensified, causing her to almost drop the free samples she was holding on her hand.
W-What are you saying? T-There's a plethora of better-looking girls out there!
>>3995620
[Eeep!]
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>>3995660
Hahahahahahaha! That's a lie.
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>>3995619
Mika
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>>3995581
>Anon chuckles. He smiles happily as he watches Hotaru's head move up and down on his cock.
I think I completely forgot where I put that chocolate bar. You don't mind if I offer you this box full of tasty hand-made chocolates instead?
>Anon holds open a box of the tastiest chocolates imaginable
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>>3995616
I'm not doing anything, but I do support the idea, so if you may, please do take off my boots, it feels better to feel your tongue on my feet than just watching it move around~
>she brought her feet toghether, presenting both boots to him for their removal
>>3995625
yup, perfect for inspiration.
>>3995647
Mhm~ You might not be talented but your passion compensates for it, as I mentioned, look but don't touch, got it?
>she smiled, and undid the buttons of her jacket and shirt, revealing her bra and further revealing her luscious puppies, leaning back even more and pushing her chest up as to amplify the visage of her breasts for him
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>>3995702
>>3995718
It's been a looooong time.
>>3995727
Why do you think that?
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Whoops, I seem to have dozed off waiting for the next thread to be made last night.
Sorry to whoever I was posting with.
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>>3995619
Pussy slapping jinx while she was RPing a blue haired catgirl I think.
Well in ERP threads that is, before that Rustleposter from /lolg/.
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>>3995497
>Blows kissu
>>3995561
REALLY
>She shouts a bit too excitedly. She coughs to try and maintain her composure.
Oh um, really? I mean I do have some money. Maybe I'll buy you something at the end if the night.
>She brings you in tight, her chest pushing up against your head.
So what do spider queens eat?
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>>3995586
>Makoto chortled as she sipped on her glass of wine and setting it down while she looked across at the table at him, resting her chin on her palm as she propped her arm up on the table. A grin spreading across her lightened up face, her cheeks now just a lovely pink that complimented her dress.
The rougher the better.
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>>3995714
Steam is a little personal. I don't give it out to everyone really.
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>>3995665
Were they tied up in a bathroom?
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>>3995460
Thank you my love~
Unfortunately I have to go, but I will be back later to screw you like there's no tomorrow.
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>>3995761
Okay here's mine
http://steamcommunity.com/id/690061
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>>3995747
>long time
>couple weeks ago you violated her heart
WHORE!
IMPURE!
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>>3995749
Breatcarring-anon here, want to continue or start something new?
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>>3995744
Totally.
>>3995773
Very well~ Till then love~
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>>3995757
>Goes to a tree and makes an abundance of voodoo dolls all with the name Gwen on it then began to nail them to the tree.
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>>3995783
Well yeah, but that was hardly the first lewd thing I've ever done. I am a terrible person. Panda. Panda person.
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>>3995744
Miss Elena is so cruel~ Making me look but not touch... Ah, I don't know I'll be able to resist!
>He let a small chuckle escape his lips, kneading the flesh of her shoulders with diligence before planting soft, tender kisses on them
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>>3995619
My faggot tank and the rp was horrible because I had no idea what I was doing and worrying about doing something wrong.
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>>3995747
Loves <3
>>3995752
PLEASE
NOT NOW. I JUST FAPPED PLEASE
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>>3995747
The velvet person.
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>>3995798
d'awww that pic is so cute. I'll see you later~
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>>3995829
What?
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>>3995667
B-But I don't have DMG on steam.
And who is this? I can't add people on my steam because my level is too low. You'll have to add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/notzelda1/
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>>3995612
Just one?
>Her blue eyes sparkle sharply for a brief moment.
But fear not, I won't harm you. I mar be a warrior but not a senseless one.
>She then looks down at her lower arms, covered by her thick gauntlets, before touching one lightly. It suddenly clicks and widens as numerous parts loosen, and she pulls the now loose gauntlet off. Repeating the gesture with the othe gauntlet, she sets them down and holds out her naked arms to him. Her limbs are slender and covered by smooth alien skin as she gives him a good view.
There. I am unarmed.
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>>3995760
>He was relieved that his joke went smoothly and that Makoto had a sense of humour, and gave a playful half-smile to show it, and while he was worried about her lowered inhibtions from the wine he was glad she was enjoying yourself
Though it does sound like you enjoy giving just as much taking, considering your apparent strength.
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>>3995720
>shaking his head, he surrounds a dainty hand with both of his own
I don't care about any other girls! I only have eyes for you and you only!
So please!
>he equips his most adorable puppy-dog pout
(I forgive you!)
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>>3995594
Charming~
Yes, you could say that. What about yourself?
>>3995497
>spots her, and slowly tilts her head
Someone seems green with envy~
>rimshot.mp3
>>3995757
>winces, but still nods
I expect you to spoil me on the next date.
>waves a hand dismissively
I'm joking. I know times are tough for humans, I appreciate any-
>crushed into Gwen's chest, her face begins to heat up
...mayfly pie and hornet soup. But I think Italian might suffice~
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>>3995764
I think so.
I peeked in these threads periodically before this because I was shy.
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Who do you wish was here to date right now?
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>When you see someone you really want to talk to, but you don't want to be too clingy.
God I fucking hate myself
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>>3995817
Impure! Heresy gross and foul! Adultery! Betrayal!
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>>3995619
Princess Daisy.
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>>3995881
>immolates self
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>>3995880
Who is it
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>>3995846
oh no
GardeAss
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>>3995871
Elphelt
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>>3995869
>Not saying green eyed monster filled with jealous.
Why do I ever try to get people to call PArsee by her title?!
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>>3995619
Suika
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>>3995619
In-thread? Mizore. Out of thread? Washu.
>>3995720
(...But not right now, so I guess that was a tease. I enjoy your work, though!)
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>>3995901
I'm leaving you.
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>>3995794
Oh, I don't mind one way or the other. I can't find your post but I'm pretty sure I remember how it went anyway.
Do you have a preference?
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>>3995869
Heh, I just floated in on a whim that I should be here again~
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>>3995851
....
>The human male glanced at her bare arms, slowly reaching to place a hand on them and caress the flesh
>It was the second time he had contact with an alien... And despite looking more intimidating than the one he had met before, the Protoss was friendlier.
Well, it's no secret that I have a thing for girls of other species and planets... Even if you're the second one I met.
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>>3995920
Mizore is great, I was surprised to find out who she was in the discord
>>3995619
Valentine, I had lurked for months and DMG was always busy and val was always great so one day I decided to finally RP and I picked val
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>>3995926
Paul.
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>>3995871
Shinoa
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>>3995923
I-I understand.
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>>3995976
You'll always have me
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>>3995581
(Had things to do, sorry)
>He got back up and looked around.
Well, how am I going to get my money's worth then?
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>>3995871
Queen Bowser.
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>>3995860
>Makoto smiled as she ran her finger around the edge of her glass and sighed.
I won't rough you up...much, promise.
>She giggled to herself quietly while she took another sip of her drink.
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>>3995744
He raises his head to get a good look at her boots, searching for the zipper to undo her boots. His hand reaches around to undo them, gently tugging at her leather boots to pry them off. He finally succeeds, placing it off to the side before repeating the procedure with her other boot.
Mistresses feet.....
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>>3995905
Don't want to make them feel bad so.... no.
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>>3995871
Someone cute
with long hair
and vagina dentata.
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>>3995871
Coffee-cake
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>>3995871
A cutie
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>>3995951
(Eh, I can't find the post either and I don't really feel like finding it, let's start something new with the theme of the thread)
>Anon wasn't sure what to make of this whole "blind date" business. According to his friend she was a "nice girl" and he was "her type". He wasn't sure what he meant by that, most women seemed to treat him more like a little brother than anything. They liked how short and cute looking he was, and they were always playing with his hair. He looked up at the clock, his date was already late. Maybe this was a set up?
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>>3995619
In thread, probably Haruka. I don't remember anything I did during the /b/ days.
Out of thread, Ayeka 5 million years ago.
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>>3995997
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME
HAHHAHAHA
HAHAHA
IM SUCH A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT
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>>3995957
>Her glowing eyes follow his hand as it touches her skin, and she keeps her arm still while he caresses her.
You have made your preferences quite obvious, yes. Although I wasn't aware you already have experience.
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>>3995870
Oh okay. The first time the Jinx we have now came around was for a session handcuffed in a bathroom, so it's a possibility.
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>>3995917
(I was trying not to go for the easy one, I dunno)
(<3)
>>3995953
Well, your timing is impeccable, I have to admit.
>>3996022
(Boooooooooo)
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>>3996010
>The wine had increased his confidence, despite not drinking much, so he took a leap of faith
The same goes here...
Unless you want it, that is.
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>>3995619
An anon. It was a Sans in the other thread, though.
>inb4 "Don't cross the streams"
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>>3996023
>Flashback to the first time Nue avatared in the threads and ripped someone's cock off.
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>>3995862
B-But... But...
>Her blush darkened, her hand trembling and unable to find words to reply to his request
>>3995666
>Her tongue lapped all over the surface of his cock head, tasting its natural flavor mixed with the chocolate.
Delicious~
>>3995743
>She stopped for a second, giving him a glare and a frown!
Y-You wouldn't dare to tease me like this!
>>3996001
Well~
>Hotaru gave the male a lustful smile as she turned towards him, a hand resting on her chest
I can think of several different ways~
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>>3995619
(Kawaii ;_;)
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>>3995798
Intense headbanging is disturbing me from my duties
but it's all good, at least I'm having fun.
>>3995824
A little tease is just what you need, it's a great motivation for you to strive to greater accomplishment, seeing what you can get as a reward~
>She let out a soft sigh as he kissed her sensitive skin, letting playful moans escape her lips to further encourage and tease him
>>3996016
They're just feet silly, but they're sensitive, and sore, and I would appreciate it greatly if you would treat them well
>She teased, poking her toes toward his lips
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>>3996045
I can't tell if this is the mimic or this is really LD
That's concerning
>>
/erp/
You are on your deathbed and are dying of cancer. You only have a few days before you leave this Earth in spirit and you get to choose three anons/avatars to visit you (Your IRL friends and family are already planning to visit). Who do you invite?
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>>3995619
Kogure
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>>3996094
Stop with the fucking you grabbing questions already. God damn.
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>>3996057
Only with one alien race.
>He stopped the caress on her arm, looking up at her. Gathering all of his courage, he spoke up.
Would you like to be the second?
I-I mean, I don't know your kind are OK with other species but still...
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>>3996094
You only needed to post the first sentence of this
Stop posting these annoying questions, it's fun once a night to talk about music but this is getting irritating
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>>3996094
LD, (So I can fucking stab him, barely leave him alive so he'll stop being a shit) Link and DMG.
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>>3996092
Real
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>>3996068
I'd say, seeing as how I bumped into a cutie like you~
>giggling a little
>>3996089
Headbanging is the best to jam out.
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>>3995619
Chara
>>3995800
>Dies
>>3995869
Italian! I know just the spot.
>Gwen takes a few steps forward, grabbing your wrist and preparing to leap into the air. She pauses for a moment to look back at you.
Hey so have you ever swung on a web? Or would you rather walk?
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>>3996131
Maybe it's time to take a break from posting and enjoy a tall glass of antifreeze
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>>3996081
Oh, are there other chocolate sets available or are you thinking of something else
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>>3996089
That's actually a good point! The Master Race rewarding people like me is a natural course of action...
>The male gave her right shoulder a playful suckle, leaving a little love mark on it before finishing with his massage! Most likely, all the stiffness and pain would have vanished by now.
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>>3996154
>Twf when your magic kills them instead of actually cursing them.
>>3996068
Raaawwwrrrrrr!!!!
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>>3996094
LD so I can take him down with me
Iowa to cheer me up.
Jinx to cheer me up and joke about my impending death with me.
>>
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>>3996160
I don't feel like it
I don't really feel like doing anything anymore, at least this is calming
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>>3996081
Of course not.
>Anon smirks. He takes a single piece and rubs it on the tip of his cock, smearing it with his precum.
Open wide~
>He holds it out in front of her lips.
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>>3995663
"A-anon!" The embarrassed ship shouts out as her cheeks grow a bright shade of pink. "I-it's sensitive!" Kowan mewls.
>>3995689
Kowan pushes the cute feminine looking lizard backward onto the couch, her left hand stretches out rubbing at the rough skin of his crotch.
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>>3996183
*Tfw
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>>3996201
>The anon continues to stroke their horn, ignoring their voice.
Take off your clothing for me.
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>>3996188
Me of course
I just want people to relax alongside me and take me away from this suffering
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>>3996183
Well...sorry~!
>>3996154
>looking up in awe, her hold tightens on Gwen's wrist
...show me the skies, Spider-Woman~
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>>3996072
Oh, you'd like to go for a sparring session, hmm?
>Makoto downed her third glass with a satisfied sigh. She was pretty new to drinking and her small stature didn't help her with the stronger effects of the alcohol affecting her quicker as well as not needing that much to get her going. She raised a brow and small tap was hardly audible from beneath the table. She raised her hidden leg up and pressed her now bare foot onto his inner thigh while she slowly made her way to his crotch.
Are you sure you can handle me?
>>
>>3996244
FUCK OFF STOP IT
FUCKING STOP IT
STOP
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>>3996081
Ngh.. G-Glad you like it... Hotaru....
>Anon grits his teeth as she continues lapping at his cock,, when suddenly a customary walks in. He does his best to collect himself, taking a deep breath as the woman approaches the counter.
H-How may I help you?
>He struggled to maintain his cool, directing the customer to the appropriate Isle, and waiting just until she's disappeared for the time being.
Hotaru. Use your breasts, I'm begging you!
>The situation made him even more aroused than before, knowing there was a chance of them getting caught now.
I-I'll use the remainder of the bag...
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>LD samefagging because no one wants to give him (You)s
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>>3996023
>sensing hesitation, he decides to make a risky move and pulls her towards him; lips locking in a heated and amorous kiss
Mhmm~
>he moans at the taste of her lips; a lovely combination of sweets, from her own shop, no doubt
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>>3996037
(Alrighty then!)
>Mattie was jogging at a hurried pace as she headed to the spot they'd agreed to meet at. She was- and had been- struggling with her clothes, trying to find something that both looked good on her, while still allowing her to breath.
C'mon you stupid...!
>It was a particularly chilly night, and she was fighting with the zipper of her coat, trying to get it past her chest, fruitlessly. Upon finally reaching the area however, she just gives up and unzips back down, trying to act as if she just wasn't that cold anyway. She gives the anon a slightly awkward smile and wave.
A-Ah, hey! Sorry I'm late, I had, umm... A bit of a setback.
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>>3996201
>With a moan, I squirm and gasp as you waste no time getting to business, licking my sweet lips in joy
Ha~
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>>3996302
I'M NOT
THIS FUCKING FUCKER FUCK
HE KEEPS FUCKING SHITPOSTING AS ME
WHY
IT FUCKING PISSEESD ME OFF
FUCKING STOP IT
I WANT TO JUST LEAVE
FUCKING STOP I WANT TO GO STOP FORCING ME BACK
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>>3996309
Bud I don't sell sweets I think you want Hotaru.
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>>3996108
>She regards him quietly for a long moment.
... If I were not "okay" with other species, it would be very foolish of me to come here.
>She reaches out with a hand and her clawed fingers poke his chest, running slowly down his torso and clawing at him gently.
I will admit, I've found myself strangely attracted to the idea of... copulating with terrans. Simply for enjoyment.
And it would be a safe sort of copulation as well, since there will be no offspring.
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Came back just in time to miss the end of date night, wonderful
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>>3996313
>Anon stared mouth agape at the woman in front of him. His eyes were fixated on her huge breasts, his friend sure as hell didn't tell him about THEM. He tried to collect himself and keep his cool
Uh...n-nuh problem. I-I just got here....I got a place we can go. It's...over there
Anon pointed to a rather inexpensive looking restaurant close to them. A blush was beginning to form on his face.
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>>3996331
>LD having a literal mental breakdown
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>>3996261
Would you?
>He refilled both of the empty glasses, though he knew that Makoto was already twisted drunk from the red tinnge to her cheeks and her euphemisms. He wondered what the tappimg sound was before tensing up as her foot crept up his thigh and between his legs
We'll just have to see, won't we?
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>>3996349
Are we continuing the date theme in the next thread? This was was killed early because of LD and DMGs drama shit.
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>>3996331
arguing with yourself isn't healthy
get a therapist
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>>3996302
>Anon sad posting because no one wants to give them (Love)
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>>3996346
R-Really?
>The male gave her an expression of excitement but soon enough she cleared his throat yet again, trying to look as serious as possible
R-Right. Yeah, I mean, we could do it for the sake of satisfying each other curiosity and because we're different we don't have to worry about me impregnating you.
>He nodded with closed eyes
Soooo...
>He opened a single eye, glancing at the alien beauty
Shall we?
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>>3996416
I wish DMG would just unblock that autist so he'd stop fucking up the threads
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This is shit.
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ALTERNATIVE LEE
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>>3996416
I would like this. I had some things planned for the date night theme and it never really went anywhere because of all this drama. Add to that it's not exactly my hours at the moment.
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>>3996441
That'll only make it worse anon
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>>3996442
>WTF
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>>3996416
We would need Ainz to make the next thread, I hope so, all you need to do is ignore LD, the hide button exists for a reason
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>>3996081
What else do you think genius~?
>She continued giving the male a playful smile as she approached him, pressing her chest against his
I can't let a customer go unsatisfied~
>>3996199
Ahhhn~!
>Hotaru obeyed his words, opening her mouth wide to swallow the delicious treat whole... And the sweet too
>>3996081
>Another customer! What a joy!
>Of course, she couldn't reveal her presence or else her shop would get a bad reputation!
Hmmhmp~!
>Not wanting to disappoint him, she happily wrapped her fat, bare breast around the length of his cock
Better~?
>She whispered, trying her best not to giggle
>>3996309
[I-I guess this was for me?]
>Hotaru broke the kiss, her eyes fluttering thanks to the tender display of affection
T-That... Was nice~
I guess I could be your date?
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>>3996409
>Anon having an emotional breakdown
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>>3996441
That would be giving a whining child what he wants.
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>>3996143
My moshing is getting dangerous, so I have to move to my safe space, where it's safe for me to flail around as wildly as I want to.
Also I'm done for the moment with the project, just going to oversee it get polished up.
>>3996166
>66
>checked
Just..mnhm... what I needed~ Do you think you deserve a reward~?
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>>3996414
I guess we will.
>Makoto had a smirk on her reddened face while she went for a swig of the wine he poured for her, keeping her eyes on him as she sipped. Her foot slowly slid along his inner thigh until it was firmly pressed against his crotch and she started to get him worked up, rubbing her foot up and down against his crotch.
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>>3996527
at least he'd shut the fuck up
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I wanna dote on Kowan and then pound her senseless.
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>>3996537
A reward...?
>The male remained silent, scratching his cheek as he thought carefully of his ans-
Sure! A reward would be nice!
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>>3995672
>flannery locks eyes with you, blushing furiously, then quickly looks away. Her hands are incredibly warm, as befits a fire-type master
Aww geez, you really know how to make a girl feel special, huh?
I'm used to catcalls and junk, but you're being so... Sweet.
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>>3996425
>Pulling back her hand, she looks at him with brightly glowing eyes.
Yes. We shall.
>The armor covering her torso suddenly clicks and gains several sizes as it loosens around her and hangs poorly on her frame. She pulls her whole thing over her head, revealing a body covered by a simply leathery tunic that only covers her front and back, leaving her sides bare, and ends in the long waistcloth that dangles from her metallic belt. Two modest mounds of evident femininity protrude from her chest under the formfitting outfit. She sets the armor down, and then looks at him again.
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>>3996506
>Feeling her chest against him, his eyes wandered before turning her her.
I guess you're just as sweet.
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>>3996543
The best way to get him to shut the fuck up is to make him admit he's underaged. Right, LD?
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>>3996506
Amazing, isn't it?
>Anon pulls her head back on his cock, smearing more precum on her tongue.
I hid an entire box of them behind the counter there. Why don't you bend over and take a look?
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>>3996537
I bet it is pretty great and i understand that, if you're gonna flail about, gotta do it in a safe place.
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>>3996587
He'd never admit it in thread though
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>>3996405
>Needless to say, she'd have noticed his stare, but wasn't particularly offended by it in any way. Especially considering the fact that the short anon was just at the perfect height for it.
Oh...?
>She glanced over at said restaurant, before nodding.
Sure, that seems fine to me.
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>>3996561
I'm told I'm a tad bit to nice from time to time
>She playfully squeezes your hand again, feeling your warm flesh on hers only makes her smile bigger and the warm fuzzy feeling inside burn more
And.. someone like you deserves it
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>>3996542
>As Makoto rubbed her delicate foot against his growing bulge he squirmed, biting his bottom lip from the feeling of her grinding against him with her sole, sipping his wine as he blushed and attempted to act cool
So... Enjoying yourself so far?
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>>3996506
>He tried his best to maintain a normal appearance - smiling meekly as the customer passed through the small shop.
Much...better...ngh~
>True to his word, he grabs hold of the package with both hands, squeezing out the remainder of the chocolate out from it and pouring it over the swollen head of his cock, along with those big, bare breasts of hers. He couldn't care less about making a mess anymore, the anon just wanted to indulge in something better than any candy.
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>>3996636
>to nice
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>>3996650
>>3996650
>>3996650
Gonna step in before going back to hiding since Ainz is gone for the night.
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>>3996639
Very much, thanks to you.
>Makoto giggled softly as she grinned at him while she played with him beneath the table. Feeling his growing bulge, she pressed her sole against it and continued to rub his length with her foot. She took another sip of her wine while she acted casually as dirtier actions went on unannounced to the people around them.
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>>3996572
>The human male remained silent as he observed how that intricate armor removed itself, displaying more of that exotic, yet smooth skin
.... O-Oh, right!
>He clumsily proceeded to remove his own clothes! Taking his shirt and pants off without hesitating and standing proudly before the alien with only his boxers on
T-There we go!
>Obviously, his manhood was creating a noticeable tent in his underwear!
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>>3996636
> she leans in closer, allowing you to feel the warmth radiating from her body
It's dangerous to be so sweet all time you know... Someone might just eat you up :9
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>>3996331
If you want to leave just press X on the browser really not that hard dood
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Anyone here want to give me a hug?
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>>3996735
>Her eyes shift little by little as her gaze moves down his body slowly. Her long fingers slowly coil around her solid belt while she observes his exposed form, and with a yank and a sharp click it comes apart. She glances away briefly to put the belt with her discarded armor, and then looks at him again.
Hm... Terrans aren't displeasing to look at under their garments.
>Then her eyes drop to his groin, and the corners of her eyes wrinkle.
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>>3995919
was it me
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>>3995749
i'm milking anon! i want to continue what we were doing but i can't right now. i hope you stay around so we can finish another time!
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