ERP Thread Popful Mail Edition Used up and thrown away like

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>>3986846
I've been anon for most of my time here and only recently picked up an avatar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EYD8dkxao
>song 1
>ABSOLUTE GENOCIDE
>This. IS. MY JAM!

Well... guess I'm still a failure...

>sighs

just fuck my shit up...

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OUT OUT DAMN SPOT.

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I've had an unfortunate realisation about this characters name.

>>3986838
(image relevant)

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>>3986904
yeah...

>>3986936
Mornin' K-cup.

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>>3986936

>>3986868
And you were dropped on anon? i really think you need to keep trying, there are bound to be people you might just have awful timing and some bad luck

>>3986948
(mornin' Wraith)

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Still listening to edgemusic.

Eating fruit salad.

Begging for forgiveness.

I dropped at least two anons... and it feels bad
bbut I didn't WANT to do it, the coincidences just took over and did it

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Some childish bullshit I deal with.

>>3986967
>Slaps ass.

>>3986974
>gives a piece of banana bread

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>>3986998
You are a horrible, horrible person. You know that, right?

>>3986998
>Devours that good shit because banana bread is delish.

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In your daily Nues of wacky arab shit

ISIS is executing mummies.
https://twitter.com/IHWCo/status/751634565219790848/video/1

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>>3987013
What's wrong with banana bread? It's fresh and it's breakfast time!
>>3987014
>Happy squees

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>>3986948
>Kurisu pets the Wraith's thighs.
>>3986947
Hi, hello!

>>3987030
Now if only they would get around to you

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>>3987050
M-mean.

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>>3987030
still waiting on someone to photoshop this with nue's irl face

>>3987054
>"Lolikon and shota images are not permitted."

>>3987045
How're you doing this mornin?

>>3987039
>Good morning and danke kisses for chef-chan.

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>>3987057

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>>3987045
>The beast drew closer to the small creature and its warm breath brushed against her face before its long, split tongue slithered out to lick her cheek. Its large claws carefully wrapped around her back and pulled her closer.

>>3987076
>Happy hugs and morning coffee for the monster/trap poster

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>>3987072
Playing Evolve.

>>3987112
I see that, but right now it looks like Evolve is playing you.

>>3987104
>kissu

DAI DAI DAI DAI DAI SHO GUN

>>3987013
Awww, now I really wanna know what makes me so bad. Care to explain?
>>3987172
>Blush
>Return kissu

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>>3987182
>BANANA
>BREAD

Spearatley, both gud, put together. Not gud.

>>3987201
But, it can save you so much time in the future and is efficient! Have you ever had a peanut butter and banana sandwich? You can do that by just spreading it on banana bread! Isn't that what Germans are about? Precision and efficiency?

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>>3987247
Culinary arts are for the french, we focus on the important matters, like weapons of mass destruction and ethnic cleansing.

penis penis penis

>>3987253
Well then, how about bananas foster? I feel like that's more up your alley. It may not be a flamenwerfer, but at least there's a little fire involved. Plus, you've got to be getting tired, so a dessert is a little more appropriate.

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>>3987068
Nue isn't a loli fuckass.

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>>3987290

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>>3987290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

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>>3987057
I'm still waiting for somebody to shoop a blue condom and headphones onto this guy.

>>3986696
>he immediately holds his cheeks, his red face saying all that needs to be said.
ehhh?! m-m-my mouth?!
>though he hesitates, quite surprised by her suggestion, now that he thinks about it, there doesn't seem to be any alternative. he gulps and slowly lowers his head to her breasts.
e-excuse me...
>he opens his mouth and takes her teat into it. he closes his eyes, not daring open them in such an embarrassing situation. he begins to suck on her nipple, slightly poking at it with his tongue. he reluctantly opens his eyes and looks up at her, as if asking if he was doing okay.
(if Mattie is still here, sorry im so slow! multitasking is hard.)

(Nemesis, are you here? This is RebelAnon; I'd like to continue our session from earlier!)

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>>3987426
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!

>Stabs your eye

>>3987546
What are you going to do, take it out and fuck it?

>>3987549
I'm going to make sure you can't see me fucking your wife
>Stabs the other eye

>>3986969
No problem about that Elena. I really enjoyed playing with your tits <3

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>>3987516
Hey, Nemesis. Did I ever tell you about the time that there was almost a Jill Sandwich?

>>3987516
kek
You know what Nemesis I mean!

>>3987516
That reminds me
Leon avatar when?

>>3987570
But you're my wife.

fukken magnets
how do they work

I want to defile Viv.

>>3987627
>The temptation to sperge out about it
Must not let nerdy side rule me...

>>3987627
https://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs

>>3987644
Do it nigga
Magnets are rad as fuck.
You know what else is rad?
Nuclear reactors are rad.

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Because this one time, you guys, there was almost a Jill Sandwich.

>>3987652
So damn rad mate... but no I won't because I'd make multiple posts just to explain it..

>>3987669
NIGGER I FUCKING NEED TO KNOW THIS. TELL US

>>3987669
It's not like posts are at a premium, or there's anything else going on.

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>>3987645

>>3987669
Explain it!

So we dead now?

>>3987677
>>3987679
I'll keep this short then.
Magnets are objects that have a magnetic field surrounding them. There are many types of magnetism with the most common to be used called ferromagnetism. Now these types of magnets react only to ferrous metals and the wy they attract and 'stick' to a metal is through uing the polar opposite ends of a magnet with one positive and one negative. If the side of two magnets of the same polarity meet they will repel but if one magnet with its positive face connects to that of a negative then the resulting electromagnetic forces pull each other in thus sicking together as magnets do

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>>3987805
yo shut shut the fuck fuck up up

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>>3987803
Dead? I don't know about that but it does remind of this one time, back in Raccoon City, when there was almost a Jill Sandwich.

>>3987805
Cool

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>>3987805
Magnets are scientific proof that gay marriage shouldn't exist.

>>3987821
WILL KEEP SPOUTING SHIT FROM MY TIRED MIND!

>>3987821
yo nigga how big is her head
how does her tiny heart pump enough blood for that huge head

>>3987821
>Slices your fucking eye

>>3987854
>Rubs the cute bunny's ears and feeds carrot cake

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>>3987879
yos hut the UFKC UOP
>>3987862
NO
>>3987894
CUM IN MY EYE SOCKET

Any abyssals you guys want to see?

>>3987894
I don't get it

>>3987990
Wo-Class, assuming you're talking about the boats

>>3987990
No.

>>3987990
Any
But I like Wo

>>3988002
>>3988014
Isn't there already a Wo?
>>3988004
Rude.

>>3987961
i'll shut this
*zips up dick*
*teleports inside you*
*explodes into cummies*
nothing procedurel, kid

>>3988033
Nope. Never seen a Wo-class in these threads

>>3988033
kantai a shit

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>>3987935
>enjoys the num nums before napping soundly.

>>3987961
>Rips your eye out and proceeds to skullfuck you

>>3988065
>pets the sleepy bun

>>3988065
>Pulls a blanket over the Tewi and lightly pets her head as she sleeps

>>3988048
There is already a Wo-class sir/madam

>>3988065
>rubs and kneads bun's ears whilst she sleeps

>>3988108
Huh. When was their last post?

>>3988132
A while ago but they're on break I believe

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>>3988089
>>3988046
Thanks.
back to evolve

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>>3988090
>Snores softly and twitches.

>>3988094
>Reflexively pushes her head into his palm with a dopey smile on her sleeping face.

>>3988111
>Moans softly and drool escapes the corner of her mouth.

>>3988195
>cuddles the bun

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So is that a no on the blowjob?

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>>3988231
>The sleeping bun wraps her arms around the cuddly personal space invader, nuzzling her little face into his chest.

>>3988233
(post the catgirl outfit.)

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>>3988268
Nyaa~

>>3988268
>falls asleep on top of the bun

>>3988286
I want to fuck Ilya while she's in heat.

>>3988286
CUTE

>>3988195
>begins spooning the little bun, planting soft kisses on her head and face

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>>3988297
>>3988305
~

I want to rape Viv

>>3988233
Give me a blowjob.

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I need a new pet, this one is expiring...

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>>3988291
>Bun suffocates under his chest.

>>3988320
>her flopsy ears twitch a little in response to his lips while her arms wrap tight around his own, soft little moans creeping from her lips.

>>3988337
L-L-L-LEWWWWD

>>3988337
>tfw fell asleep before I could start 3rei last night

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>>3988360
Well then make me~

>>3988395
(I did not even notice te third leg...

>>3988395
>is oblivious to the bun's squirming, continues sleeping

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>>3988481
>Bun fucking dies.

>>3988421
Oh, I ended up completely reinterpreting your offer of a blowjob after that picture.

>>3988510
>wakes up
>rapes the body

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>>3988510
(This about sums up reaction)

>>3988395
>starts to lick at her face, Making that cute visage squeaky clean

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>>3988546
>The dead body starts farting as you exert pressure on it.

>>3988592
>She squirms and bats at your face with her ears.

>>3988565
(offering a blowjob then whipping out a dick I want sucked is something I'd do desu.)

>>3988629
>likes this

>>3988629
>he attacks at the back of her ears in an attempt to smooth her distress

Another Shock RP when

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>>3988629
Nobody suspects it!

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>>3988677
Heart fucking joke here

>>3988677
>Electrocutes you.

>>3988677
>Shock RP
????

>>3988722
Can I fuck my way into your heart, metaphorically?

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>>3988652
>The police bust into the room, arresting you for murder, lolifucking and necrophilia.

>>3988660
>The bun lets out a long drawn out yawn, yet still not stirring from her sleep.

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Y/N?

>>3988765
Y

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>>3988722
Passive aggressive bipolar bitterness here

>>3988765
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>3988765
Gonna need ta see the butthole before I can make a call.

>>3988765
>Metera
YES

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>>3988746
You have to do more then fuck me. You have to hold me when I'm feeling bad and call me pretty. And maybe laugh at some of my bad jokes

>>3988765
another gbf character?

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>>3988810
I don't see how anyone could find that obese bearded face of yours pretty

also in unrelated news, I got around to reading Jojo finally
5>1>3>6>8>2>4>7

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>>3988677
Dont fucking tempt me boy

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>>3988875

>5>1>3>6>8>2>4>7
>Steel Ball Run that low

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>>3988911
It's bait anon

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>>3988779
>>3988788
>>3988793
Don't expect it too soon, now. I'm not too familiar with the whole gbf stuff.
>>3988834
Yup.
>>3988789
I can't find any explicit art on pixiv so nothing at the moment sorry...

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>>3988875
>8 ABOVE FUCKING 2 AND 4 AND 7
>8
>PART EIGHT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

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>>3988930
Pretty damn good bait, of course I never watched Jojo

>>3988978
Same here. And I don't really feel like starting to. At least not yet.

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>>3988911
>>3988935
For reference here's my shit taste
4>2>5>6>1>3
I still need to read steel ball

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>>3988930
Yep.
>>3988933
Oh boy.

>>3988933
Don't worry
We can wait for a cutie like that

>>3988765
>Metera
Neat, now we need a Sutera.

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What are we listening to fegs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

(and what kind of stand would your song be?)

>reading manga
Faggots.

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>>3989055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTGf-Z1Sk2Y
Been listening to this since yesterday.
>THAT FUCKING KIRA AT THE END
Makes my dick ROCK HARD

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>>3989065
>fucks your ass
Manga is gay, just like me

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Oh bother how dull this place is

>LD replied to my shitpost
Gross.

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>>3989065
This
Read a book

>it's a "LD is on a shitposting streak episode" again
Boy I oughta beat your ass

>>3989154
the last thing i read was a textbook on physics

>>3988875
Jesus christ your taste is shit. 7is quite literally the best part you hipster faglord

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>>3989154
Thank you for reminding me that I should bring back Édmond Dantes.

I still want to swallow your cum. :D

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>>3989154
I never finished that anime.

>>3989204
see
>>3988978

>>3989221
what is this anime shit LMAO

>>3988875
Nice, you copied the trigger list.

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>>3989225
baleet this

>>3989285
Go to sleep!

>>3988382
I don't know if I want to be your pet if it ends in me being shot.

Anyone into guro here?

>>3989360
Jinx.

>>3989360
Atleast 5 avas are.

>>3989360
LD

>>3989360
Welp, abandoning thread until tonight

>>3988762
>he begins to knead her shoulders, relaxing the muscles of accumulated stress and tension

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>>3989360
I'm into Goro.

>>3989360
Yes.

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>>3989360
>Slowly raises hand
B-but I'm just going to sleep since it's 3:30 on the morning.

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

>>3989394
Welp, announcing my departure for attention lol

>>3989360
>>3989360
No
NO
FUCK OFF.
WE HAD ENOUGH GORE FOR THE WEEK.

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>>3989360

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>>3989399
Me? I'm into Gore.

>>3989423
die

>>3989426
explain

>>3989346
It's 6 pm

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>>3989360
Yes

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>>3989466
Personally? Don't get me started on Musk.

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>>3989486
Well shit, my chain of dubs is over.

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>>3989466
RRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!

Why is this thread averse to gore again?

>>3989561
Because people can't put the effort into ignoring sessions with content that turns them off, apparently

>>3989561
Because not everyone here has repressed anger/violence, and thus, don't get off to it.
I hate that gore fags feel the need to defend themselves constantly, as if you know you can't come up with a good reason as to why you like it beyond that.

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>Gives you the Hidicki

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>>3989605
Hey II like ore and try to keep it to private.

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>>3989643
I like gore*

ITT: I need a doggybag

D E A D
E
A
D

>>3989124
No u

>>3989728
Just like how gurofags like them
Dead

>>3989461
>Muzzles.

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When does the milking start?

>>3989751
Tomorrow

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>>3988421

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>>3989349
Why not? It's the excitement that is all the fun, right?

>>3989735
Nuh uh! You are!

>>3989879
Stupid dumb nazi scum

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Would anyone be interested in a little snugglefucking?~

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>>3989985
I'm telling mom!

MOOOOOOO-OM!!!!

>>3989751
I want you to milk me

Nazis will always trigger me, especially as witnessing Monday's event unfold.

>>3990013
Green eyes aren't even an aryan trait.

>>3989879
But, what if die?
I wouldn't be a good pet if im dead?

>>3990010
Yes.

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>>3990077
>Crawling into bed she yawns loudly, stretching her arms out before patting the soft cushion of the bed and beckoning you over with a smile
Come here sweet heart. I'm in a lovey dovey mood <3

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>>3990035
Green?
They look grey to me?

But naturally blue is what they should be for proper aryan status.

>>3990040
Well in that case I'd probably have to...get another pet.

>>3990033
Nice dubs, and can you tell me about monday? I wasn't here. What happened?

>>3990145
>sits on bed
>crashes the bed
>no survivors

>>3990164
Why can't i just hang around you and like, lick your boots or something?

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>>3990191
5u

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>>3988875
You can't read Jojo that fast, so that's some weak bait even without the obvious bait list.

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>>3990145
That's my bed you whore

>>3990201
Tell me about LD, why does he wear the mask?
>>3990218
FUCKING STOP IT LD I SAID I'D SHITPOST HIM IN YOUR PLACE

>>3990164
eye slicing on a german soldier

>>3990215
Way to state the obvious like an hour later.

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>>3990233
NO I GOTTA DO IT

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>>3990244
Thanks.

>>3990218
>>3990246
Can I kill you and fuck your corpse?

>>3990246
FUK OFF YOU TRIPLE NIGGER YOU HAVE AN AVA HERE I DON'T I DO THE SHITPOSTING OK DEAL

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>>3990193
Well that's what I'd use you for, it's just that IF you die, I'd replace you, after mourning you for approximately 0.25 seconds.

There's really no risk of getting shot if you do as I say.

>>3990239
Speak english motherfucker I can't comprehend what you tried to tell me.

Fucking mexicans.

I swear I'd vote trump any day.

The wall probably got 10 feet taller.

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>>3990215
My best friend read all of part 5 and 6 within 3 days

>>3990233
If I take it off will he stop shitposting?

>>3990145
>A second anon crawls into bed from the other side.
I mean, if he's not gonna do it I will.

>>3990300
He's a big Dork

>>3990293
Not him, but there was a nazi player into gore and I guess some people didn't like that.

>>3990300
unblock him so he stops shitposting pls I'm trying to fap here

>>3990293
Some german soldier got their eye sliced on Monday.
It was graphic to be honest.

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>>3990317
Whoops forgot my image

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>>3990317
>Noticing the anon behind her she smiles, letting out a soft giggle before backing up into him, pressing her warm, soft body to him
All comers welcome my love <3

>>3990319
4 me

>>3990330
Nope

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>>3990300
>want to snugglefuck the cute DMG and be all cutesy with her
>can't unsee the hideous true form
I am a shallow man, I admit this.

>>3990339
Quit that senpai.

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>>3990300
Part 5's so easy to read, nothing really happens or takes much to explain outside of scratching your head a bit when King Crimson finally shows up.

>>3990326
I dunno why it's so hard for people to not read what they don't like. I guess I'm guilty of that too on occasion but eh. Jinx's player is so talented I think she deserves to indulge a bit without consequence. The 8 hour stints as a submissive maid or some shit gives her a ticket to a bloody time if she likes it.

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>>3990352
Come on cuddle with me senpai
rawr =^.^=

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>>3990362
>scratching your head a bit when King Crimson finally shows up.
Or when Pomf becomes a FUCKING TURTLE
>Pic related best way to explain KC

>>3990339
ANSWER ME
>>3990270

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>It's a "LD is doing more shitposting than ERP" episode
I tried to stop this. Faggot won't listen.

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>>3990326
Oh so that explains the PTSD people have from nazis...

Well shit.

At least I have more dank shit on my rep sheet because someone's going to blame it on me regardless of what I do.

>>3990331
I see, (s)he doesn't.
>Ba-dum-tss

Well, I guess I'll get blamed for it anyway, which is fine, I need another edge, for I have edges to surpass bismuth, or that's how the legend goes.

Some say that all the edges make me smooth.
Some say that interacting with me leads to all kinds of cancer everywhere. And probably Ebola too.
And some say I'm just another slut who likes vanilla. The taste and the fantasy.

>>3990293
>>3987573

>>3990351
>Anon softly moans as the girl's body slides in front of him, wrapping his arms around her waist and holding her entire body close to him.
Now this is a morning I can get behind...

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>>3990412
>>3987573

Oh right, thanks for the reminder, same anon?

>>3990293
Ok i can do that, as long as you don't ask anything impossible from me.
Do i get head scratches too?

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>>3990398
>Holds the character I don't know
I did too... I did too...

>>3990431
>Placing her hand on his she sighs, stroking your skin softly, humming to herself as she's in pure bliss
I'm glad you like it honey <3

>>3990362
People can't ignore and instead choose to bitch.
At least she told the other anon she was with to focus on their session when he noticed it last night.

>>3990435
Yep. Can't keep sucking you tits out until more later cause some plans I have for today. Just coming to say it's okay about last night...besides it was like 3 am for me

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>>3990458
>not knowing who I am
Don't talk to me or my Link, my Midna, my Soda, my Janus or my Mei ever again.

LD can you please ignore DMG I really like your RP but this shit is fucking annoying

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>>3990456
What kind of pet owner would I be if I didn't scratch your head?

Bad, that's what. And I love my pets as much as they love me.

>>3990477
it was 9 am for me and technical difficulties yadda yadda I have a reasonable explanation but maybe this was better off this way, I'd rather do proper than risk passing out mid-session

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>>3990463
I just hope these dunces don't scare her off because I adore her writing style, avas, and play.

>>3990463
They have every right to ERP however they choose in the threads as long as they are also willing to accept that anybody at all else has every right to shitpost the living hell out of their session.

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>>3990494
I think the charcter is from avatar? Not sure, wasn't a huge fan of that shit. I'm still going to hold you and tell you everything is fine.

>>3990525
https://youtu.be/I0gXomy5Dxw

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>>3990494

>>3990506
Mmhm yeah I understand so don't worry...well have to go for the moment. Hope to see you soon hot nazi.
(Saving that pic for reasons)

>>3990525
He's just some shitty HG player who as usual thinks he's RPing when he's just shitposting. Don't give it attention

>>3990458
Hm...And what about you?
His hands on her waist start to slowly move, his fingers tracing themselves all around her tummy.

>>3990506
Shit alright, how do i sign up then?

>>3990509
Same.
Variety is necessary;even too much Vanilla can be bad.
>>3990512
"I-in my clit!"

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>>3990498
this desu
>>3990525
It's Bolin, the character that got botched when he became a submissive little bitch in Season 2. rip. I didn't enjoy it either, just finished it for the sake of closure.
Everything is fine, I just wish LD would stop fucking shitposting and ignore the Canadian man roleplaying as a cute anime girl on a Indonesian slave shop forum.
>>3990555
muh pengis
>>3990571
>thinks he's rping
Nah, Bolin is the shitpost ava while Hanako is for srs bizness rp.

>>3990525
DMG can we go watch a movie

>>3990553
What the fuck, he doesn't even do the REEEEE in a video explicitly titled REEEEEE

>LD still doesn't have to go back to school yet
Can we make it, lads?

>>3990649
Remember that week he got banned?
It was like Christmas came early.

I need a cock in my mouth.

>>3990684
He needs to be banned again.

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>>3990558
(B-b-b-but Orange County DONUT STEEL.. No seriouslt the tag read "Original", so I stole it too)

You'll melt in my warm embrace, especially since I'm planning on bringing you close to suffocating, between these puppies
>The tits, duh.

>>3990589
Just a quick trial by fir-(ing squad) I'm just joking, I'll ask a few questions and judging by your response you either get to be one of my most treasured posessions, or well, ditched, in a ditch.

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>>3990725
Hey

>>3990725
>Shoves a rooster in your mouth.

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>>3990553
Re

>>3990571
He doesn't seem that bad! Everyone deserves a chance!

>>3990572
>She softly giggles as your hand runs along her soft skin, nuzzling behind her she sighs
I love it. I love being held <3

>>3990598
Don't worry. He'll get tired soon. Just ignore it <3

>>3990599
What movie anon? I love horror movies! But I'm cool with anything

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>>3990810
Well I heard you love Zootopia, can we watch that? I haven't seen it yet!

>>3990738
Uh ok.
Its not going to be random trivia right? im bad at those.

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>>3990828
Go to bed Blaziken

>>3990810
>Everyone deserves a chance

Famous last words

>tfw can't find a date for tonight

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>>3990810
>everyone deserves a change

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
YOU
YOU THINK THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh.. that's sad for me
but still
ironic as fuck hahhaa

>>3990862
Chance*

fug how do I spell

>>3990810
DMG IS A STUPID SHITTER

>>3990861
I'm sure you've got good friends, ask one of them

>>3990862
You're a living example of DMG's bad fetishes and what it can cause. Congratulations for being a living monument to bad taste.

Mhm...
>Anon holds the girl more closely, her back pressing up against his chest. He starts to nuzzle the back of her head, softly kissing her neck.

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>>3990810
>Everyone deserves a chance!
Finally somebody with this mindset. Sadly this often leads to being a pushover who can't say no, meaning barely anybody has this mindset because of that stigma and everybody's an asshole who can't forgive, and will never forget.
>>3990897
>LD has taken to anonymously shitposting DMG
Damn, for a second I thought you were better than this.

>>3990985
>everybody's an asshole who can't forgive, and will never forget

this

DMG PLEASE TAKE LD BACK I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT

>>3990985
>Even Bolin is shitting on LD
Shit Bolin, you're alright I guess.

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>>3990985
Love you Bolin.

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>>3990999
It's the sad truth. Everybody's focused on being assertive and never being a doormat that they can't ever be nice for fear of people taking advantage of them.
>>3991027
I like LD, I think he can change, but he needs to fuck right off with his DMG obsession and just let go.
>>3991078
You too Parsley.

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>>3990830
I ask questions, you answer, and no, not random trivia.

If you were told to eat your food off of the floor would you do it or would you be without food?

Would you tolerate, or even enjoy, being shown off in public as a posession, this one has a bonus, if yes, would you still do it dressed in clothing chosen by your mistress, or completely nude?

Could you imagine being walked around in a collar?

Would you be ready to eat and drink out of bowls designed for household pets?

If you were given the option, would you sleep in your designated bed, or try to sleep with your mistress in her bed?

Would you obey every single command of your mistress to the letter?

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>>3990845
Everyone has a little good in them <3

>>3990861
I'll date you anon!

>>3990897
No you <3

>>3990985
I just need to learn to be more strong. Soft heartedness is nice, but can be taken advantage of. Which is what happened with me

>>3991016
Never going to happen cupcake

>>3990979
>>3990810
>Whoops

>>3991123
PLEASE DMG HE'S NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU I JUST WANT HIM GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3990985
>for a second I thought you were better than this.
Fun fact: you know how DMG mostly ignores LD? LD will sometimes pose as an anon to trick DMG into replying to him then gloat about it.

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>>3991123
Do you lie to your circlejerk like that too?

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>>3991143
>Smooth move anon <3
>>3990979
>She giggles as your soft kisses, squirming around under you she turns back to you, kissing your cheek a few times
You're to cute!

>>3991147
Ignore it honey. Ignore it. And take out your cock. Thread needs more fucking.

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This is a fucked up time we live in.

There's countless kinds of injustice that are more severe than the case here.

But my oh my if it's not schoolyard drama that gets people to move.

And I thought I was acting like the preteen kid here.

I mean, I still am, but at least I'm left alone to my own accord to do my own thing since I never bothered anyone in the first place. Prolly, not much at least?

>>3991123
Maybe they do, but you of all people ought to be more weary from here on out.

Just because someone has the potential to be good doesn't mean they'll follow through when you give them the chance.

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>>3991123
As with everything, balance is required. I know what it's like being a pariah and I know that they just need time away from the shitposters or becoming jaded to the point of not even blinking at the majority of shitposts (the latter happened to me) to fix themselves, shitposting does nothing but incite more hate, only somebody realising for themselves what they are works, and even then it's hard to change, but an occasional stern reminder of what they're doing and what it's doing helps more than standing back and watching. Honestly, I hope he breaks the cycle of shit he's dragged through and in turn producing.
>>3991150
Christ, he can't go much lower than this. This is the prime example of why you never, ever get attached.

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LD for the love of fuck stop making me look good.

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>>3991226
But if I took out my cock you wouldn't reply

>>3991256
Fuck you you're fine

>>3991226
I want to fuck DMG... again~
with those beautiful thighs and puffy vulva <3

>>3991256
Have you ever done anything aside from blogpost?

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>>3991256
You're already good, best bun.
>pets

>>3991226
Fuck can we take this to PMs I can't stand the LD shitposting

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>>3991294
Most people who present the blogpost meme actually never read what 'blogposters' do, as Nue lewded for a good bit yesterday.

>>3991290
>wanting to fuck this
>>3990374

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>>3991311
I know...

That's why I want to know why he thinks he's as bad as LD.

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>>3991241
And that's my plan. I need to stop wearing my heart on my sleeve and need to focus more on ME and not on others. I need to be selfish sometimes <3

>>3991252
He just needs time is all. It's taking longer then expect but time will heal all wounds.

>>3991256
>Pets the bun

>>3991290
You're the one that likes this pose right?~

>>3991304
The only one I have blocked is LD and two of his alts. PM me anytime!

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>>3991311
I lewd most days lately.
Hell I even got muh dick sucked by Hotaru as anon.

>>3991332
I don't have you added though

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>>3991330
>Fondles Mika

>>3991346
Fuck you dude I've been wanting to feed Hotaru then fuck her for the last number of days but I been busy.

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>>3991361
Dark Magician Girl
#3213

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>>3991332
TIME DON'T HEAL SHIT

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS YOU FAT FUCK

GET OUT

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Can I join the fun?

>>3991332
literally a perfect pose
plus a perfect DMG~

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Good evening thread. I'll be putting up date night after this thread. I hope you enjoy it for me.

How has your day been?