/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Gem Belches Edition
Previous: http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/3966387/
>Steven’s Summer Adventure begins with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18, continuing “every weeknight through the summer”
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Here we go.
BISMUTH IS A MISTAKE
MORE THEN 4 CG'S WAS A MISTAKE
TOWN WAS A MISTAKE
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG
Reminder.
>>3973056
What were you thinking when making this thread
on a cancer scale from 1 to 10, where would you place asking for a discord link ITT?
>>3973144
5, it depends on the anon who asks for it. If someone genuinely wants in, then let them in. If someone wants in for malicious purposes, I say they should stay out.
>pedos
Goodnight, I'll see you in 9 or 10 hours.
>>3973144
Depends
If you are asking to put it in the OP, 10
If not, 4, maybe more, depending on the attitude
>yfw peridot's hair isn't star shape on her new design
>>3973171
Night
I wanna see them hanging out in the barn having a jolly time together
>>3973056
i mean, you weren't wrong...
>>3973171
>sleeping 10 hours
no anon
>>3973138
hope we get more CPH or at least more references. Cry Breakfast Friends we saw a number of times
>>3973195
I don't see much of a difference but alright
>>3973205
Probably not because Season 5 was terrible
Although maybe Peri can introduce Lapis to the golden episodes
best edition
>Bismuth cries when Pearl cries
She must cry a lot.
>>3973189
I want their relationship to grow more.
Want them to be both on good terms and for Lapis to just casually say "hey Peri".
>>3973249
Reaching for the stars there aren't you
>>3972929
here too
>>3973160
>>3973179
no reason but innocent fun. I just like to chat with you people occasionally.
>>3973244
can't blame her. Pearl is a sweetheart.
pierre's penus
Here's Amethyst.
inb4 we end up with Lapis Jasper Bismuth Love Triangle
Which giant monster warrior will turn out to be evil and which one will win Lapis's heart?
Well, since the bigger ones were chuckfull of jpg artifacts I decided to do something about it, somewhat
1/4
2/4
https://youtu.be/r1w18Kkg16c?t=138
i'll never get over the fact that barely anyone cheers after amethyst's section, that shit is too funny
3/4
>>3973249
I want Peridot to always refer to her as 'Lazuli' until the one moment when they're in danger and Peri finally says 'Lapis'
>>3973302
>post yfw we get (part of) the season 3 intro at this year's comic-con
4/4
if you're wondering, it's just blurring
selective gaussian, radius 42, maxdelta 14
>>3973314
strike two you cunt
>>3973262
It sounds like I want a romantic approach. I won't lie that I wouldn't think that was nice but I'm more confident on a platonic relationship between the two. It's more likely too, seeing the great potential both Amedot and Jaspis have.
>>3973299
Is it cold?
>>3973299
How cold is the tea?
>>3973299
oh...
>>3973287
Jasper/Bismuth/Purple Puma on Lapis
lapis paizuri
>>3973282
you're becoming my favorite amethyst poster.
>>3973317
jpg artifacts are a bitch. but iirc a beautiful example of various effects of fourier transformation
>>3973138
not only that but the diamonds on their shirts and hats!
the girl has a blue diamond and the boy has a yellow!
>>3973332
Come at me peach
>>3973382
What if Pierre and Pauline *ARE* the diamonds?
>>3973302
It's because it's not LITERAL FAGGOTRY like thirsty Pearl's and gay pride Garnet's.
Reminder that the crystal gems are dirty traitors
>>3973316
>"we are the crystal gems", but with peridot, lapis, bismuth, a blurred out orange blob, and a blurred out green blob singing
>>3973333
>3333
CHECKED and okey no worry no problems!
post top tier model sheets
>>3973435
Funny how you assume I ship lapidot at all, even though I just want them to be friends
Can you let go of it for one second or are you just gonna continue being a pissy faggot who makes automatic assumptions
>>3973343
>still blue
That's Raven.
>>3973511
Confirmed
>>3973527
Aliens?
>>3973511
So you are a lapidot shipper
Ask the rat your stupid su questions.
>>3973591
Hm...
Will Pearl get over her thirst?
>>3973560
So you are a faggot
>>3973490
>>3973571
>it's strawberry season
>it's been a very cold, dark and wet summer so far, which I actually prefer weather wise
>of course the strawberries suffer because of this
oh well. due to their acidity they are great for jam.
>>3973591
Is garnidot canon
>>3973314
Yeah, that'd be nice. kind of reminds you of how in Eastern media when characters casually address other characters with their first names their reactions could be flustered.
>>3973591
will pearl form a pearl squad with yellow pearl, blue pearl, and whatever other pearls she frees from their leaders, helping them find their own independence and a purpose in life besides total servitude?
>>3973138
I bet that's not even maple syrup that Pauline is holding. Probably Marmite or something.
PAULETTE WAS A MISTAKE.
SEASON FIVE WAS A MISTAKE.
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG.
>>3973618
So you ship them.
Alright.
>>3973634
Too late it's already been answered
>>3973591
Will I ever get a life?
>>3973591
Will you fatten up indexer for me so I could play with his belly?
>>3973661
I guess she's gonna fall for the murdercock
>>3973591
Will there ever be a main character that's male and competent (aside from Steven)?
>>3973479
It's all honesty, anon.
>>3973661
unlikely, but Some Greg and pearl development may help with this
>>3973662
So you're a faggot. Alright.
Or, I don't ship them, and you're not a faggot. It's your call, Anon. Do you want to be a faggot?
>>3973591
will garnet go straight for my cock
http://www.strawpoll.me/10700619/
rihposting this for new anons
>>3973714
Peridot reforming/new design is a fair shout, nothing majorly spoilery but a nice thing to see and get people excited. It'll be a good time to discuss Peridots development on the panel too.
>>3973708
Anon there is literally nothing wrong with being a lapidot shipper, just accept that you are one
>>3973775
That would mean you would have to accept being a faggot.
>>3973591
Will the show get cancelled
>>3973302
Christ I remember the YD hype.
I was so fucking disappointed
>>3973799
It's not like there is anything wrong with being a faggot
FROM THE /CO/ THREAD
>>3973839
I see
I must kill the crewniverse then
I need more Ronaldo. I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.I need more Ronaldo.
>>3973591
Will Stevidot be canon?
>>3973868
Smoky Quartz will look better than that
>>3973868
fake and gay
>>3973868
Can I get the top image without the awful bottom fusion, thank you.
>>3973868
It's like they didn't even try.
>>3973868
So fake it's not even funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5IOU7y3-tI
Seal of approval from the snob
god imagine the extreme pleasure of seeing Jasper again. I gasped when I saw her orange mass in SWI
Also look at these wrinkles lol
>>3973591
Will there be more established relationships on Steven Universe?
>>3973302
God I remember I wasn't a huge fan of the show a year ago, and was way more excited for the Gravity falls panel at the time. It was the transition between being a gravity falls fag to a Steven universe one.
>>3973932
>Bismuth's introduction is killing Jasper
RIP
>>3973919
literally who
>>3973868
I follow the artist on Tumblr, smoothy-smooth (their other ship is jaspis). They even emphasized its not a leak but I guess the next step is watermarking it, but that ruins it
The nicest Amedot Smoky Quartz I've seen was drawn by Gem-crust.
>>3973932
Now we need to figure out how to edit gifs so we can change that to Greg.
>>3973868
>nigger fusion
no
>>3973958
I don't smoke anymore so whatever.
>>3974008
>The nicest Amedot Smoky Quartz I've seen was drawn by Gem-crust.
Post it?
>>3973884
please leave there's not enough room for more than one ronfag
guys...
>>3974047
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>3974047
fake and gay
>>3974008
>amedot and jaspis
Provide a link to Smoothy please.
>>3974047
wow totes real
>>3974047
So, who is your favorite draw/write fag?
Current or not.
>>3974104
please leave you too
>>3974047
What? Did you want to show us this fake shit? Because we've seen it.
>>3974047
>>3974104
EVIL LUIGI
>>3974038
Here she is.
>Holy smokes.
>>3974074
http://smoothysmooth.tumblr.com/
I only know of the stuff they post in the jaspis/amedot tag since I hardly look at my dash, fair warning
>>3974047
holy fuck
>>3974047
woh
>>3974104
Drawfag, Scribble.
Writefag, whoever did Opal's Quiver.
>>3973660
get the fuck out
>the cia investigates the gems
what happens ?
>>3974155
honestly that design seems way too subdued
that character should seem more full of energy and excitement
>>3974210
they find peridot and lapis' massive drug pile in the barn
>>3974210
They already have, if it exists
Literally nothing because humans in SU are dumb
>>3974047
This is so fucking old, how are you people taking it seriously
>>3974171
Oh, thanks! Google just gave me a low quality one with big vertical borders.
>>3974155
Smokey Quartz is a possibility for an Amethyst and Peridot fusion. If not, then maybe Flourite. Question is when will this gem make her appearance?
Thanks for the link.
>>3974304
Fluorite*
Peri will not fuse yet, she will be teased with every gem including Steven until she fuses at the end of the season with Jasper.
>>3974361
gross
>>3974304
if not "too short to ride", then i have no idea.
>tfw no dirty sex with your waifu on a burning hot summers day
>>3974361
I've seen some delusion in these threads but this is something else
>>3974398
It's gonna happen, Sugar loves blue-balling viewers.
>>3974416
Jasper will be too traumatised to fuse again, the poor beefy soul
>>3974223
Fluorite here remains my favorite. If it really is Smoky Quartz they ought to go wild with the design because of the, as you say, subdued pallet the stone offers
http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/137957724609/amaet-fluorite-amethystperidot-fusion-the
>>3974304
No problem. If not TSTR then I have no clue. It would be so cute and lighthearted in that ep
the most concrete evidence for amedot/jaspis becoming canon is that color wheel idea froma couple days ago.
>>3974297
Google also gave you that one, but you are fucking useless
Only a retard blames the tool
>>3974478
Someone has a cap of the explanation yes?
Don't go saying it's concrete till amedot at least happens though...then it's legit
>>3974478
>jaspis is endgame
good
>>3974478
>color autism
>>3974492
Is this image just small?
>>3974478
SU really loves its 'opposites attract' huh?
>>3974547
God I hope not
Although Peri's anatomy is kinda messed up
>>3974560
It's nice.
>tfw been losing interest in SU
I hope I get it back when SoS starts
>>3974560
It's just physics bro
>>3974576
Yeah, yeah. But its also incredibly predictable.
Remember when Opalfags were a force to be reckoned with? Good times.
>>3974583
nah the episode will air and youll love it i guarantee
>>3974478
>>3974509
Ruby is red, Jasper is orange, Peridot is yellow green, it's been said that Connie would be teal AKA blue green (Pearl is also associated with this color), Sapphire is blue, Lapis is blue violet, Amethyst is mauve, Garnet is mauve pink, and Steven/Rose is pink.
Aside from the obvious opposites-attract thing, this also implies that we'll get a yellow, green, and violet gem on the team before all's said and done. Yellow is probably Citrine or Topaz, green is more than likely whatever Centipeetle is, and violet's kind of up in the air at the moment. Also worth noting is Pearl's outfit and blush being teal and her attraction to Rose, and the quote that Connie would be a teal gem and her attraction to Steven.
>>3974492
But I was thanking you, not blaming you.
>>3974632
Makes more sense for Pearl to be teal since Connie's not a Gem and she would be missing otherwise, plus Pearl did have a thing for Rose
>>3974632
Just dug it up on Desu, have it anyway
HEY, SHAKE A LEG
>>3974632
>>3974657
>>3974665
>mfw this is making too much fucking sense
>>3974657
it's mainly bc rebecca said if connie was a gem she'd be a teal/blue-green gem. plus, most of her outfits to date prominently feature a light teal color.
>>3974547
Yes
>>3974665
Here is where Sugar said the Connie = teal thing, came out a couple days ago
https://www.buzzfeed.com/anjalipatel/connie-as-a-gem-tho?utm_term=.pgQkZ433A#.iy0rWxzz9
Pic related is a bonus (just missing orange/blue)
>Steven panel on the 22nd at SDCC
So what are they going to spoil?
We already got Bismuth and some of the musical episode, and the 22nd will be a bit into Summer of Steven.
Also, really hoping for another retarded question segment with some fat tumblr whale making a fool of herself like last year.
>>3974770
Sugar having to dance around that SJW was pure cringe.
>Y DID JASPER SAY STEVEN IS WEAK IS IT CAUSE HE IS SMOL??
>>3974758
why did they use this image
>>3974770
>Also, really hoping for another retarded question segment with some fat tumblr whale making a fool of herself like last year.
What happened last year? I hadn't watched SU yet, so I'm not familiar with last year's SDCC SU panel.
>>3974770
Either a fusion that we aren't expecting, Smoky Quartz as a fusion, Smoky Quartz as not a fusion, corrupted Jasper, or healed/partially healed Centipeetle.
>>3974789
Because someone at Buzzfeed is a shota fetishist. There's no way this was chosen by accident. I had never even seen that picture before Buzzfeed posted it.
>>3974789
Sugar probably picked it herself. She boarded Frybo entirely by herself dontcha know. She can't kick the shota habit, EEnE wasn't the end of it
>>3974789
That picture also looks a lot like the right figure in this.
>>3974786
>>3974797
The way it went was basically
>Landwhale comes up
>Spergs about how progressive and positive Steven Universe is for like a full minute
>Finally asks her question
>"Did Jasper say that Steven was weak because Rose had taken on a male form?"
>Sugar looks about for a moment
>"Uh, she thought he was weak cause she's very big and Steven's small."
>>3974723
Shame.
>>3974859
Fuck, that is such a tumblrfag question.
>>3974859
Crowd goes wild
>SU episode
>directed by quentin tarantino
what happens ?
>mfw Jasper is the first gem to get straight up merc'd and doesn't get redeemed at all
REEEEEEEE
>>3975027
We would have to analyze the order of events the scenes took place.
>>3975069
nah she'll get redeemed i 100% guarantee it
>>3975027
The scenes wouldn't be chronologically ordered.
>Amedot getting focus
Fun shenanigans are in store
>>3975027
Pearl reforms in a pawn shop, she'd been reduced to just her gem for months. Eventually the manager comes in, he introduces himself as Clint, and informs her that he likes her glint.
>>3974632
Oh holy fuck that double use of pink/teal being Steven/Connie AND Rose/Pearl is the kicker
These color associations also carry through from the Guide to the Crystal Gems (Steven/rose = pink, Pearl = teal, etc)
>>3975027
Steven and Connie do the twist.
>>3975069
we have been over this, Jasper is going to get redeemed and Bismuth is gonna end up being a bad guy
Its a pretty standard lesson about judging a book by its cover, at first Bismuth comes off as nice and down to earth but deep down she is really a monster who does care about anything which led her to commit war crimes like attacking Lapis, Jasper on the other hand, comes off as mean and abrasive but is really a devoted, loyal and honorable soldier, in the end Steven will realize which is the good one and which is the bad one.
>SU thread on /co/ that's active and in the middle of some actual discussion deleted out of nowhere.
>Thread that hasn't been posted in for an hour and a half and is mostly shitposting left up.
Wew lad.
>>3975203
Life is like a hurricane on /co/, thought that was obvious by now
>>3975198
>actually implying anyone is bad in SU
Bismuth will leave to travel the earth or some stupid bullshit because they can't actually kill characters and Jasper will be bubbled because she's corrupt
Prove me wrong
>>3975203
/co/ mods
They're crazy
I still want to go back, but the mods are crazy
>>3975198
Why does tumblr love bismuth? Isn't attacking a civilian and leaving them to die problematic??
>>3975269
I don't need to the show will in time
Bismuth will end up back in a bubble and while I'm not sure that Jasper will join the Crystal Gems she will at least be redeemed in the eyes of the viewers
>>3975297
some parts of tumblr are just stupid, I don't even get why anyone would like Bismuth, I don't like her character design or her voice, she is rather obviously a war criminal and even in the best case scenario is gonna cause boring new CG vs old CG drama but will like just prove that Rose imprisoned her for a reason and that some people really are just monsters
>>3975297
She sounds like a black person
So she's black, or that's what they say
That's why they love her
>>3975297
Because she's blatantly black-coded so if you dislike her you're racist
O b v i o u s l y
>>3975297
If you don't like her you're a fucking racist you stupid piece of shit.
>>3975298
SHE DINDU NUFFIN
SHE A GOOD GEM
Guys, I just realized something. Remember the Heaven Beetle?
Her room had a TV in it alongside a console and and a game boy (presumably they were shrunken down)
Do you guys realize what this means? She was probably uncorrupted and alone until relatively recently. She can't have been a monster long than Steven's been alive.
>>3975198
This would make /freaks/ fall in love with her all over again, and normie viewers for the first time. Especially if Jasper takes down Bismuth in defense of her fellow Homeworld gems, as is her job- the one mission she didn't fail yet.
>by next season Jasper usurps peridot in popularity
>>3975397
she attacked a civilian without provocation, that is literally a war crime
mic check mic check?
>>3975400
Not really, unless you're implying her uncorrupted form was actually beetle-sized which would be at least a little weird
>>3975400
I really don't think Sugar put that much thought into it. They just wanted the room to look comfy.
>>3975417
MIC CHECK MIC CHECK?
>>3975410
>not getting the meme
God Bismuth is going to fall right into a depression. The other CG have had 5000 years to come to terms with all their losses and the deaths. But her last memory was in the middle of the battle of Strawberry fields. She get to be told how much time has past, how every single rebel is either dead or corrupted. That they had won the hollowest of victories. That even Rose is gone. That no one on the planet even knows what they did, or who they are
>>3975408
I don't know if Jasper will be quite so memetic and memeable as Peri
So one interesting point is that apparently the gems under Rose took nicknames to make themselves unique, instead of just going by their gem names
>>3975456
Seeing Lapis will trigger her. But her kind of triggering will be very different from how Lapis was triggered flying over the Galaxy Warp
>>3975480
Kind of weird that Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl didn't take up nicknames. Or maybe after the war, they just ditched them for some reason.
>>3975480
No that's just bismuth being cheeky
She probably calls everyone some nickname
>>3975419
anon, we have gems 25 feet tall, why couldn't there be a gem only an inch high?
>>3975426
Then why not make it palatial like the rest of the sky spire? Why not cover it in pillows of silk and rugs from distant persia? Why not warm it with a tiny fire pit in the center burning with tears of myrrh and musk
>>3975480
Those are gem names anon. Snowflake is snowflake obsidian, crazy lace is crazy lace agate, the third one is either bixbite or biggs jasper
>>3975480
Bismuth had a star tattoo (that's a new fact, they can add markings to their skin) and a star on her apron.
That blows a hole in the theory that the CGs now wear stars in memory of Rose
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
>>3975502
Well Pealr was just Roses Pearl, and I doubt there were any Garnets. And Amy has never seen another of her kind
>>3975533
Love you, Greg anon!
>>3975519
Rose wore a star, maybe it was their symbol
>>3975512
Gems in SU don't get that specific. Jasper is just Jasper. Pearl is just Pearl (even Yellow Pearl is simply called Yellow Diamond's Pearl in the credits)
>>3975533
If it is where are the necromancers
>>3975512
>anon, we have gems 25 feet tall, why couldn't there be a gem only an inch high?
Because being a giant, while not without its impractical aspects, is still far more useful than being an ant? Especially since they can shapeshift, why would any of them be small all the time
>>3975456
Oh god they are going to have to explain the corrupted gems and the cluster to her
>>3975553
Uh, we have a Rose quartz (and a confirmed Smoky quartz)
>>3975363
It checks out. But there needs to be a reason why Bismuth's bubble is in Lion Land though. Is this plane...randomly generated? It is a mistake?
>>3975512
>Then why not make it palatial like the rest of the sky spire? Why not cover it in pillows of silk and rugs from distant persia? Why not warm it with a tiny fire pit in the center burning with tears of myrrh and musk
Because that's not the sort of comfy they were going for. They were going for comically relatable comfy.
Is it just me, or does Amethyst's shirt look different in the Bismuth preview? Like maybe she got poofed and had to reform again.
>>3975638
I assume she wanted to keep what happened to Bismuth secret from the other Crystal Gems
she didn't want the demoralizing effect of realizing their friend was monster who had intentionally committed viscous war crimes and also didn't want the demoralizing effect of having to put one of her own soldier through a public trial for everyone to see
So she imprisoned Bismuth in secret and everyone else just assumed that she died on the battle field and they never managed to recover her like probably happened to a lot of gems
>>3975684
>Is it just me
Are you serious?
>Why Bismuth got bubbled
>>3975684
Looks the same to me, get your eyes checked anon
Redpill me on the rebellion /sug/
>>3975648
That's not the point. This is a show that puts an insane amount of effort into telling a history through backgrounds.
We learned about the diamond authority and the existence of the Yellow, White, and Blue Diamond months before the first of them was even mentioned by name based on nothing but a mural and a joke. Do you really think this is just a throwaway image?
>>3975747
A bunch of human-lovin', communist, lesbian clods. We'll be out of Earth in 500 years, at the most.
>>3975417
check these DUBS
>>3975747
Fucking gays and degenerates that just wanted to justify their lifestyle, Rose was the only one who truly fought just for the Earth's sake.
>>3975533
with no more lady of the sea, cold tea, lion around, and only the occasional we're back baby, you help make this place feel like home.
>>3975800
>>3975400
Alternatively, she was simply capable of using those things as a beetle.
Personally, I think "the geode beetles of heaven and earth" are not normal gems, but maybe some sort of constructed servants. The Heaven Beetle seemed to be sapient (judging by its room), but so did the Watermelon Stevens. And Garnet seemed okay with putting the geode beetles into a bubble without poofing them first, something we haven't seen with any gem creatures.
>>3975512
>Then why not make it palatial like the rest of the sky spire? Why not cover it in pillows of silk and rugs from distant persia? Why not warm it with a tiny fire pit in the center burning with tears of myrrh and musk
Because they seem to have been going for a 'cozy sloppy bedroom' look. It's not like the sweater on the floor makes sense (gem or beetle wearing tiny clothing?) , but it fits that aesthetic, so there it be.
>>3975768
>That's not the point. This is a show that puts an insane amount of effort into telling a history through backgrounds.
And Ian said gems had literal DNA. Your favorite show isn't perfect, anon. It's okay to accept some things as gags.
When will she take his virginity?
>>3975705
War crimes.
>>3976073
Soon
>>3976073
Didn't Connie do so already?
>>3976073
Don't have sex with people that you help raise. It's just not something you should do.
>>3975363
>>3976131
>>3976119
Fusion virginity, but sexual virginity is still on the table.
>>3976131
You're saying it like that's going to stop Pearl
>>3976133
Reminder that you're a fucking hippocrit if you watch this show and don't support BLM
>>3976168
Pearl can't be stopped. She's too thirsty.
>>3976133
theyre right though
have you seen white people dreads? theyre mouldy and smell like rotten eggs
>>3975363
>I don't even get why anyone would like Bismuth
>he legit doesn't recognize the entertainment value of sassy black women
>>3976187
>>3975705
Because she was [spoiler]colored[/trash].
>>3976168
>>3976195
>>3976148
>>3976073
>this circlejerk
>>3975983
What's wrong with them having DNA?
>>3975951
They're probably Soapstone and Enstatite. Soapstone is a really weak decorative stone that was used to carve scarab pendants After carving it they were baked into Enstatite, mirroring the earth beetle's location in the lava lake
Also why the hell are you just making up random exceptional cases? It makes no sense
>>3976206
Not that anon but I don't like sassy black women
>>3976242
Just accept it
>>3976248
>What's wrong with them having DNA?
Because it's fucking retarded. They're rocks.
>>3976284
But they are SPECIAL rocks
>>3976284
anon i know this might surprise you but rocks in real life aren't sentient and generate hard light projections either
>>3976133
>white people cant have dreads
Apparently this person isn't a fan of Counting Crows.
MIIISSTERRRRR JOOOONNNEESSS AAANNDDD MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3976248
>What's wrong with them having DNA?
Do you even know what DNA is? Why the fuck would crystalline space time warping holographic robots use DNA to code their information?
>>3973438
The War of Otherworldly Aggression couldn't beat the rebels completely. The Crystal Gems will rise again!
>>3976187
The Bureau of Land Management? But I doubt the Crystal Gems even have a deed for that temple, much less grazing rights for the slope behind it. I don't think that puts them in a very pro-BLM position.
>>3976327
>robots
there's that meme again
>>3976282
Fuck off. I'm not giving your fetish headcanon the satisfaction of a handy like other anons.
what the fuck does coded mean?
I literally can't tell. If you asked me what """"race"""" half the gems are I seriously could not tell you. Like, sapphire could be literally anything. Same with almost every other gem, other than Rose who already looks human.
>>3976349
Whatever you say anon
>>3976365
>>3976206
no I don't because they literally aren't funny, Tyler Perry is basically like Micheal Bay except instead of explosion he makes bad and slightly racist jokes
>>3976382
>i think I'll straight up die
You have a rare opportunity before you /sug/, please take advantage of it
>>3976365
i think it means 'strongly implied to represent'
>>3976284
>>3976327
Gems aren't exactly robots. They're very close to living creatures, and are grown using the earth as an egg and nearby mineral deposits as a yolk.
Even if their DNA is fabricated and not designed for reproduction the way eukaryote DNA is, it still serves the same purpose: encoding instructions that can be used by nanomachines to manufacture the living part of their gemstone
>>3976365
You can't but I can
Garnet:black
Amethyst:black
Pearl:white
Rose Quartz:white
Sapphire:black
Ruby:black
Jasper:white
Peridot:white
Lapis:white
Bismuth:black
>>3976427
>Sapphire:black
Now you're just being retarded.
>>3976365
It means they behave in ways culturally associated with certain races and have voices and physical features consistent with their implied ethnicity
>>3976248
>Also why the hell are you just making up random exceptional cases? It makes no sense
What random exceptional cases? I stated my theory / head canon on the beetles and explained why I felt that way. If you'd like me to explain part of it better, just say the word.
I'll stop posting these now. Just wanted you guys to see one more.
>>3976427
Amy and Sapphire are not black.
I mean, sapphire maybe, I don't know- but Amy might as well be my sister with her voice, looks, mannerism, etc. which is to say, white-ish.
>>3976427
b a i t
>>3976427
Posts like these shouldn't be a frequent thing in a show about non-gendered space rocks.
>>3976342
>gems evolved naturally u guyz
There's that meme again. Oh wait. No one has ever actually even hazard to claim that because it is stupid as hell. They are obviously engineered.
>>3976468
I always pictured Amethyst as a ghetto white girl. I could see her as hispanic too, though.
>>3976454
I'll understand if you disagree with Sapphire or Jasper
>>3976464
Tumblr makes me feel very bad. I can't imagine meeting one in real life, fucking stepping on eggshells
>>3976468
Amy is black
Your sister just acts like a black
>>3976426
They don't have DNA. They don't have long chains of deoxyribonucleic acid that create smaller chains of ribonucleic acid that create proteins that catalyze the formation of other organic molecules used as cellular machinery.
>>3976427
Jasper is beefy Nordic female pro bearbwrestler
>>3976464
why is she trademarking a word
>>3976486
Oh my God, you're one of those mongoloids who believe SU is hard sci-fi, aren't you?
>>3976365
>garnet, amethyst, sapphire
black
>the rest
white, or even "hispanic". if they speak english with the right accent and aren't obviously mestizo there's almost no difference.
>>3976427
>there are only two choices
>everyone's race is either black or white
nah
>>3976511
What the fuck is a tumblr? Someone who posts on tumblr? Because you are generalizing to a retarded degree if so. Scirbble has a tumblr. Literally no one on /sug/ hates Scribble.
>>3976468
amy is a beaner
I'm going to be honest, I can totally see why someone would see Bismuth and Garnet as "black-coded". It doesn't make the jump to "you dislike her because you're racist!" any less retarded, though.
>>3976552
Alright
Ruby:hispanic
There
>>3975705
really loud farting
>>3976539
>They canonically do according to Ian
Except Ian was wrong, which is the point. The people who create shows don't put ridiculous amounts of thought into everything they say or create.
>>3976556
"Tumblr" is shorthand for the people on the bad parts of tumblr.
>>3976556
I mean SJW don't be a dipdog
>steven universe is now cyberpunk
what happened ?
>>3976587
edge
>>3976546
>i-it's magic, so my argument doesn't have to make sense
Believe whatever you want, but don't backtrack like that. Just say "IDK, could just be magic" and leave it at that.
>>3976587
It would actually be better
Or not
>>3976365
i don't think every character is meant to be coded, just garnet.
>>3976576
When was he contradicted by the show?
>>3976601
I'm not backtracking, and them being magic isn't just a possibility, it's canon.
>A robot is a mechanical or virtual artificial agent, usually an electromechanical machine that is guided by a computer program or electronic circuitry, and thus a type of an embedded system.
Undeniably not robots.
>>3975297
We don't know enough to make judgement but idiots on both sides are.
We don't know the circumstances of Bismuth's bubbling, and all we know about Lapis is that she was visiting Earth for a brief moment when she was caught in the conflict. We have no idea what she was doing, and she isn't exactly the most unbiased, reliable narrator.
And yet people are either going
>Noooo Bismuth didn't possibly do anything wrong and if you say so you are racist because Bismuth is more reminiscent of a black woman and Lapis has white features fucking white su fans
>Lapis didn't do ANYTHING wrong!!! She's my waifu and since she's pretty and I like her she didnt do anything wrong, it's that ugly unwaifuable brute monster Bismuth that is the perpetrator, because she's not cute and I don't like her, fucking SJWs
Wait until the fucking episode airs
Also, Deweyfags ww@?
>>3976572
I mean if I was gonna play this game I think Amethyst is the hispanic one
also Pearl could be asian
>>3976651
Extreme progressives? Happy
>>3976651
>Except you don't mean SJW either because you don't have a good definition of that either. SJW is usually used as a derogatory term for progressives, but I bet you don't hate all progressives.
You're retarded
I want to step on Lapis's foot.
>>3976656
>and them being magic isn't just a possibility, it's canon.
>believing Pearl's lies
>>3976671
>Pearl
>asian
Sorry but no
If anything, that would be Peridot
>>3976651
>but I bet you don't hate all progressives.
Think again. Progressivism is cancer.
>>3976656
If they are engineered rather than naturally evolved then they can be considered artificial beings, robots.
>>3976737
I literally just gave you the definition of "robot" so you have zero excuse for getting it so stupidly wrong.
>>3976723
That's stereotyping
>>3976767
Your own greentext uses the word artificial.
>That way Lapis says "Soh-rry!"
the cutest accent
>>3976801
Which doesn't mean artificial = robot, you absolute retard. Are you for real?
>>3976777
It became bad when classical liberalism mutated into what we now call "liberalism".
>>3976794
Yes, and?
>>3976847
Ur going to hell
>>3976805
Shittiest gem
Reminder that it's Rebecca's birthday tomorrow, happy birthday Sugar!
>>3976133
fucking honky.
>>3976885
>>3976830
Fucking shit, you absolute retard. The definition says "OR" for a reason. Do you know what OR means? Or do you not know what USUALLY means?
>>3976885
Someone post that screencap of some guy on Facebook ranting against her and hoping her birthday would be her last
>>3976896
>>3976867
Yes, and?
>>3976880
Hey! Stop that!
>>3976902
No bully on Becky birthday plz
>>3976900
>actually believing anything artificial is a robot
I am done here.
>>3976906
>>3976133
Asked my tumblrista little sister about her thoughts on this (i tried in the past, never could save her).
She said that afros are more questionable because those can be natural in other races (i.e. jewfro), but that dreads were 100% cultural appropriation.
She said some shit about how dreads were a thing black people did to serve an actual purpose, that it helps their hair and scalp somehow that it doesn't for other races for some reason. Cause nig hair is very different or something.
>>3976945
>>3976832
Awfully lucky that you were born at the one point in history when conservatism was 100% correct.
I'm being sarcastic. It's all fucking arbitrary lines in the sand drawn to separate "us" versus "them". Just after the next generation of progressives win and become conservatives, young little conservatives will be saying the same shit you are saying about progressivism, but in reference to their progressives.
>>3976885
ironically me and her share a birthday. it's tomorrow.
SO DELIRIOUS!
>>3976964
>>3976923
It's in your own fucking definition, you absolute retard. Definitions are kept broad for a reason.Two people can use the same word to refer to different things.
>You visit Steven's house and Garnet welcomes you in.
>You slump on the couch, watching Garnet go back and forth doing various chores around the house
>She tells you that they should be back soon as she bends her massive black ass over.
>You are turned on by what you see, while perverted thoughts are in your head, you ask her if she would like to sit and take a break.
>She agrees and sits beside of you on the couch.
>You both are watching television, just a few minutes in however, you start glance at her with her plump lips.
>What she can do with that mouth excites you even more, you can feel your cock desperately trying to bust free from your jeans.
>You look out of the corner of your eye to see her staring back at you.
>Nervously you try to stand up and stretch in an attempt to avoid her seeing your junk
>Problem is however, you forget to turn all the way around, so now Garnet is eye level with this massive bulge in your jeans.
>You realize your error, and just stand there like a statue, sweat dripping as you don't know what will happen
>Garnet just looks up to you, and stares before looking back down.
>"Don't worry". she says, "I can take care of this".
>Getting on her knees, she unzips your jeans, causing your dick to twitch as it plops out, barely covered by your underwear
>>3976920
It's okay anon I found it on my own
>>3977015
>Your desperately try to cover it with your hands, but she swats them away, pulling back the loose cloth and exposing your penis to the warm air.
>Her lips moisten at the size of it, plump, wet and pulsating she could feel the heat that was radiating from it
>Before you can speak, her soft, juicy lips begin the process of covering your entire cock.
>Her tongue does several successful licks, just under the head, before kissing it and in a sensual way, completely swallows you, all the way to your balls.
>Your are immediately hit by a wave pleasure that you never felt before in your life, pleasant warmth combined with soothing cold creates a feeling of euphoria.
>Your heads swims as her tongue wraps itself around your shaft, it's like she knows every weak spot and every sensitive area. Your dick can't escape this warm dark cocoon. It is being covered in sticky wetness and pleasure.
>Just as you think you are getting used to it, she starts going faster and more aggressively, you toes curl and legs wobble as you struggle to stay strong.
>You can't see it, but you can tell even with the glasses on she is judging your reactions, she wants to see how far you can go.
>Drips of your precum drip from the friction, you feel the heat getting more intense as she continues to assault your erection.
>You start grunting and moaning from it all, causing her to slow down and pull your dick out of her mouth with a satisfying pop.
>She waves her finger at you, saying she isn't ready for you to be finished yet.
>She then begins to start kissing again, starting from the head, working down the shaft, spit dripping off your cock from her lips with each smooch.
>She feels your balls, gently squeezing them, she can feel how ready they are to go, making her smile in delight.
>>3977015
Christ
>>3976981
Happy birthday to you too!
>>3977043
>Looking back up to you, she smiles and with a snap of her fingers, her clothing disappears in a flash of light.
>She says that she wants you to have something nice to look at.
>You can see her beautiful chocolate body, curves in the right places, breasts that bounce happily, hips that shake with delight and an ass that wobbles with every smack.
>You can feel yourself getting as hard as you've ever been, you start to mouth and beg her to finish
>She pretends to not hear as she starts to slowly gives you a teasing handjob, she says you need to do more than that.
>You beg her louder and louder to finish, this continues back and forth until she finally sees you about to cum.
>Kissing the head once more, she pulls her mouth over your cock once more, this time starting slow and building up speed.
>You both know the climax is coming, you feel your balls screaming for release, you are drenched in sweat, and she is working every spot, even massaging your balls.
>A few seconds of this, and you give her the look of wanting to cum.
>"If you want to cum for mommy, than ask". She says rubbing you off.
>You ask her to let you cum, and she continues the charade, saying you have to call her mommy first.
>"Cum for mommy?" She says in a teasing voice, her glasses disappear and mouth opens wide ready for you to cum.
>You get pushed harder and harder until finally the breaking point happens, you begin to cum from the experience you just had, thick loads splatter all over her face, her mouth, her nose, everywhere.
>Your hands grip her fro as her face is soaked, her hands squeeze your dick, trying to push out every last drop.
>The climax itself is too much for you to handle, you pass out for the ecstasy which is all over your body like a warm blanket.
>>3977027
Do not abuse Becky, she is pure
>>3977064
>You wake up on the couch a few hours later, rested and a little dizzy still but okay.
>Thankfully you are zipped up. Garnet says that no man has ever had what you experienced, and no man ever will again.
>When asked why, she simply says it was the best of the outcomes.
>Trying to get up, you are still a little wobbly when she starts to leave the room.
>Before leaving however, she says she is going to take a bath.
>"Would you like to join me?" She says with her hand stretched to you.
>You think about it, and decide to go all out. Taking her hand, you prepare for the next adventure.
The end.
Requesting a writefag to do it where Jasper fucks anon in PoV
>>3976805
>snort laugh
cute gem
>>3977084
Amazing
Excellent work
was looking through the crewniverse blog for sugilite's model sheet when i found these color tests for sugilite. interestingly enough, real sugilites CAN come in red (although it's usually either just a spot of red or a deep red-purple mix).
>>3977015
>>3977043
>>3977064
>>3977084
>>3977027
llllolll
>>3976427
Bismuth is actually chinese and pretending to be black.
>>3977167
YOOOO! she looks even more like an Oni when she's red! COOL!
>>3977202
That's impossible, she's black, she has dreads and a big momma attitude
>>3977232
Exactly
No one would ever suspect
>>3977250
I'd say you haven't lost it
Do you have a pastebin or something
>>3977254
FUCK
YOU'RE RIGHT
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
So what do you guys think about the upcoming episode where Greg takes Steven and Pearl to a hotel?
>>3976220
>bismuth
>fat
she's a walking wall. pearl is human sized and her shoulders are almost asd wide as her height. she's built like a fucking bulldozer
>>3977265
Nah man, I don't. I get burnt out on writing easy so I write when I am in the mood and not forced.
You know me though, because I draw for you all regularly.
>>3977302
Women aren't used to processing anything beyond fat and skinny.
>>3977285
Greg and Pearl try to bridge the gap between them, with help and encouragement from Steven. It ends with a reprise of the original song.
>>3977327
So you draw too?
Shit, a man of many talents
I actually have the same job in real life as this guy (the front desk guy).
Feels bad that greg will never bring pearl and steven to my hotel and tip me hundreds of dollars.
>>3977302
How many pearls fit inside Bismuth?
Would 1 1/2 Jaspers fit?
Is Bismuth unnaccented? Is pearl, amethyst?
>>3976539
Those examples don't have gems, sure, absolutely. But I wasn't trying to suggest that they were 'gem spawn', but rather, that they were gem creations. Kinda like how Watermelon Stevens grow Watermelon Animals despite all those magical watermelons sharing the same origin.
I mean, I could easily be wrong. But the alternative, that they were regular gems that became corrupted gem creatures, prompts more questions than it answers. When were their names given to them, why Garnet didn't poofed them before bubbling (sure, they weren't a direct threat, but that didn't stop the Crystal Gems from over-reacting about a 'talking' mirror), why Garnet wanted to capture them as a pair and bubble them together, stuff like that. If they weren't regular gems first, though, then exceptions make sense, as something different would naturally be handled differently.
I suspect something similar with the feathered-lizard-thing that Lion was snacking on in Lion 2. If it was actually a gem creature, that would imply that a six or more gem fusion resulted in a small lizard. Also it had bits of an internal skeleton, and the remains of its body hadn't poof despite looking like it was dead.
>>3973902
you can't use ms paint and crop.
>>3977355
Do you even have a musical number ready at a moments notice for big spenders though? If not then you don't deserve Greg, Pearl, and Steven tipping you hundreds of dollars.
>>3977381
Disko
>>3977232
Yeah but she's got that apron and looks like she'd put work in opposed to waiting on a welfare check. Bitch probably can't wait to work in a cellphone factory or put up a really big wall using her dead neighbors as mortar.
Guaranteed that, next season, Steven will get a pet cat and Bismuth will skin it while its still alive, make it into sweet an sour balls, and claim its chicken.
>>3977381
UNATCO?
>>3977418
I don't. You're right, I don't deserve them.
My hotel isn't nearly as nice as the one in this episode, either. It's only 3 stars.
>>3977442
>not skinning Lion
>not ______#%@&____ Lapis
>>3977472
Post drawing
No wait
Better yet, just go ahead and Jaspearl
Or don't no big deal
>>3977466
The name of the hotel is LE HOTEL
dddrrooOOOPED
>>3977491
Now I want to see if Lion poofs or just dies a horrible screaming bloody death when Zheng Bismuth makes duck foo yung out of 'em.
lewd
What if Garnet had Sapphire's hair instead of Ruby's?
>>3977547
I want this in just one episode.
>>3977497
You want me to post a drawing?
Also, it's amazing to the fact that at one point, I wrote drafts for childrens books.
Surprised by the ability eh? I guess that practice payed off.
>>3977547
Nothing?
>the only person Steven fought with for real was himself
>it ended with a lot of death, too
>>3977595
It's symbolic for spilling one's own seed.
>>3977589
I wannit!
>>3977595
>that horrible copy-pasting
I mean, I don't blame them for doing it, but some of the Stevens are just staring angrily at nothing
>>3977584
>from children books to porn
Amazing, I must say
>>3977595
Our greatest enemy is ourselves, anon. Everyone else is for saving, not fighting.
>>3977407
The lizards weren't gem monsters, they were just homeworld life since they didn't poof.
The beetles weren't poofed before bubbling because they were clearly too weak to escape a bubble. they couldn't even escape a goat's mouth
This really isn't hard to grasp. They're tiny. They were designed to be tiny. Maybe they're meant to crawl into tight spaces larger gems can't. It's implied they have the power to shrink tools down as well since they had a tiny gameboy and sega genesis
>>3977629
d e e p
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702285
HIGH EX
>>3977472
>tfw it was once my dream to be a jack of all trades
>I can barely cook now and haven't had a really interesting idea in years
>I haven't written a page in almost two months
>all I do is program for my job and write shitty fan theories for a children's cartoon
Greg
>>3977629
so deep i could down in ya
>>3977756
T-rex
quints?
G r e g
>>3977641
How did Homeworld life get on earth
>>3977772
denied faggot
Niggers
>>3977794
It was brought there to make the place feel more like home
>>3977647
for anyone that wants to save it
>>3977799
trips dubs faggot
>>3977743
writing theories is still brain storming
I am sure you have hobbies that you like
>>3977756
>>3977778
>>3977870
Pearl and Greg not being friends is more amusing
>>3977402
Don't sexualize the Becky!
>go to work 'til 2 in the morning then come back absolutely fried and pass out immediately after eating
>spend day off hanging with friend(s) in order to decompress
>repeat
How do people find time to write
>>3977913
That's what I do too. I don't know how people find the energy to do productive things at home when they already have to spend eight hours a day doing work.
>>3977913
we have shitty jobs where we can afford to spend time shit posting instead of working
>>3977913
Stop hanging out with your friends
>>3977913
I am use to writing under a limited time span.
Also having a normal nine to five job helps.
I also use writing as a relaxation tool, I just write what I think of.
1 more hour until my birthday.
>>3977986
fuck you
>>3977986
Happy birth
>>3976427
jasper is black
>those lips
>her va
>big n strong
>>3977986
Happy birthday, anon.
Can you shove your ballsack up your asshole?
>>3974859
>"Did Jasper say that Steven was weak because Rose had taken on a male form?"
How the fuck do you even get that when we've seen how fucking massive Rose is and how small Steven is?
>>3977622
only thing that really stands out to me is that one angrily glaring at the wall
>>3978023
That's rude, anon. Tell anon you're sorry
>>3978093
Depends on the person but I think you need to ask yourself if you should first.
>>3977629
I had to leave at the start of thursday when the leaks just came out. What have i missed since then?
So what's Bismuth's deal
is she just there to stir shit up with Lapis and cast the CGs in an unflattering light or what
there's no way she's sticking around for longer than a few episodes
>>3978215
Weird looking muscle lady with an apron shows up and Greg becomes a millionaire. He attempts to dance with Pearl but ends up triggering her instead.
>>3977986
>>3978190
I'm sorry anon, have this Pearl as a showing of good will. Happy brithday!
>>3978215
Nothing much.
>>3978248
That's a good anon, you get one sugar cube.
>>3978248
Splooge needs to do more outright lewds this teasing shit is getting old
>>3977863
Fan theories are a poor substitute for writing. It's just guessing how a more accomplished writer will write something
I study physics in my spare time, but if I was going to accomplish anything in that direction I wouldn't have switched into the computer science department out of shame
Writing I'll probably do more of later when I'm more inspired, but I'm pretty sure my culinary aspirations are through. I used to watch cooking shows every day after school, hunt for rare ingredients by day and delve into molecular gastronomy by night. Of course, with no basic cable and the TV being in my mom's room I'm cut off from my source of inspiration. They don't exactly put iron chef episodes online. At best I just read Shokugeki no Soma every week, but unless Alice is the one cooking I don't get many ideas
I never did make that mock roasted phoenix or that pulpo a la gallega popcorn (not that I would since I find raw cephalopods disturbing)
>>3977986
happy bday anon
>>3976427
Garnet: English and Afro-arabian
Amethyst: Latina (Listen to her say "Mia Torta" again and tell me she isn't)
Pearl: White and/or Japanese
Rose: Greek
Sapphire: English and Afro-Arabian
Ruby: African American
Jasper: African american w/ vitiligo
Peridot: White and/or asian
Lapis: White
Bismuth: african-american
YD: White
BD: Afro-arabian or Arab
>>3978215
We're getting a new mobile game where you create your own gemsona and play along to the songs from the show.
Bismuth clip is from near the end of the episode list. She's probably "evil" AKA war criminal who won't trust Homeworld gems and thus won't stick around. Couple very believable theories have been posted.
Jasperdemption is dead in the water. None of the episodes seem to fit it at all.
Musical looks fun.
Amy get poof'd because she has a new design in the Bismuth clip. Most likely by Steven going by episode titles.
Best ship never.
>>3978290
Jesus I took a while writings those race head-canons
>>3978215
Check in the OP for the links to the new promos. You'll wanna watch those. There's two important ones.
>>3977986
Here's to being one year older, happy birthday!
>>3978313
Those are the same as my headcanons for the gems, except for YD, I imagined her as possibly being asian.
>>3977472
OLD MEN
RUNNING THE WORLD
>>3977743
What kind of programming?
Could you [spoilersdon'twork]like make game?[/spoilersdon'twork]
>>3978303
Bismuth's ep is the season finale isn't it
>>3978290
I agree with all those headcanons
>>3977820
thank you my love
>>3978404
I'm good at a number of different types of programming but game dev isn't one of them. I only really program for my job most of the time.
Learning to code a game is such a huge undertaking that requires learning shit like unity or rpgmaker and being able to commit that much time and effort.
I did make a minecraft mod a few years back which was easier but it was still pretty tough and I didn't work 9 hours a day, five days a week then
>>3978419
No. There's a two-parter in week 4 (out of 5). That's where we're introduced to Bismuth.
The final five episodes at are presumably about her conflict with the Homeworld gems, etc, and her eventual departure.
>>3978419
>>3977986
Congrats, I hope your birthday is wonderful and I wish you many, many more!
>>3978303
I feel your pain, fellow Jaspearlfag.
>>3978551
I mean the article said it was only going to last 4 weeks so either Matt was lying about this event lasting over a month or he was laying about all of season 3 coming
>>3978551
so why does Steven poof Amethyst
the problem with these spoilers is they always leave me with more questions then answers
>>3978497
Damn, oh well. It was worth a shot.
I hope you have fun with programming and writing though.
>>3978588
skip a week maybe?
>>3978647
Hi
>>3978215
Real question, how much bismuth art did i miss?
have you ever thought that one of us is actually rebecca sugar, shitposting as one of us?
>>3978702
A lot, but most of it is terrible just like her design.
>>3978606
I remember a theory about Amethyst actually having a twin sister.
>the CGs were supposed to mirror the cool kids
>Amethyst is supposed to parallel Jenny, who happen to have a twin sister
>also Amethyst's VA said that she recorded a voice of a mean character recently
So some speculation went on, and some arrived at the conclusion that the Amethyst in the title doesn't refer to our Amethyst, but in fact a new character altogether. Although that doesn't answer how Ame got poofed, since we know about that only two days ago.
>>3978709
Sonny I don't think so, I KNOW so.
>>3978789
how do you know?
i hope we get to see yellow diamond soon bc raven and paul really dropped the ball on "message received". the episode with her return cannot be fucked up, so hopefully it's a joe/jeff episode.
>>3978756
1.)Evil Amy poofs Amethyst for whatever reason
2.)Evil Amy befriends Amethyst, she can't see she's a horrible person, and gets in the way when Steven has to put Evil Amy down
>>3978709
beck you need to leave, this place is too dangerous for you
>>3978830
Because I checked your browsing history last night, Sugar.
>>3978756
Maybe Smokey is also voiced by Amethyst's VA?
>>3978907
Hi there Becky.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
>>3979100
B I R T H
>>3979100
May you be blessed with eternal exuberance, anon.
>>3979100
THE DUB GOD HATH BESTOWED HIS BLESSINGS UPON THEE
>>3979100
You have been blessed by Steven, many more years of rock waifus and donuts shall come to you my child.
>>3977900
I'd watch that nerd gangbang. Gimmy the Sugar you slut.
>>3978681
I fucking lost it.
It being Mad Dog to Fatal Chomp you walking sack of cancer.
/shoog/
>>3975027
Garnet goes into the dead nigger storage
>>3979619
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>3979619
BELIEVE IN STEVEN NIGGA
>playing D&D
>get a pearl and two peridots while looting
>discover 3/5 of us watch this show after one calls the pearl best girl and the other calls it shit
>he's a Perifag
>crush one of the peridots with my hammer right in front of him
>he challenges me to a duel
>he rolls initiative
>rolls a 1 to attack and lands on his ass
>knock him out my first turn
>has to be carried out of the dungeon
>forfeited the remaining peridot as agreed to before the duel to me
Why are Perifags so pathetic?
>>3977374
but can bismuth beat jasper?
>>3979619
BELIEVE IN STEVEN!
Believe in Jasper.
>>3979800
jasper is dead
>>3979842
niceme.me
https://vine.co/v/5WqbeqiLu5d
>>3975519
Lion's mane is in the shape of a star in some scenes too. Garnet's gauntlets also have stars on them back then
>>3974008
Amedot is dankest ship
>>3980287
>>3980305
>>3980317
>>3980331
>>3980355
>>3980377
threads getn lewd again
>>3980401
>>3980513
>>3980617
>>3980633
>>3978710
fuq you shes new waifu
>>3980645
>>3980672
>>3980557
>>3980696
neat
>>3973591
Will Bismuth get good porn?
>>3980617
Holy shit source? Is there more of this?
>>3980696
>>3980721
Sick nasty
>>3980735
no source sadly, I just got it from here
>>3980726
Is that a reference to something
>>3980771
>>3980617
>cluster gem porn
This shouldn't be hot.
>>3980791
No, I think it's just a human Amethyst.
>>3980797
>>3980797
greg x gem always gives me a laugh
>>3974210
Dr Marshawan, I'm CIA
>>3980848
>>3980831
what I wouldnt give to get a big kiss from those Cyan lips
>>3980831
I wonder if the artist made this sort of image for Bismuth yet.
>>3980878
ha who wears condoms?
>>3980878
>>3980930
>doxy
>>3980949
Doxy is great. Fite me.
>>3980930
>>3980862
Yeah, we all know Greg x Stevonnie is best ship
>>3980979
>>3980949
>not liking Doxy
>>3980992
>>3981008
>>3980976
Everyone looks so weird, like they're made of rubber or something
So where did Greg get the money from
was he just saving it
>>3981027
>>3981085
His uncle had a mansion, maybe he came across a nice inheritance
>>3981063
Nobody loves Pearl
Steven pretends to but deep, deep down he knows that he just doesn't like her that much
>>3981063
She is a worthless pearl
>>3981088
fucking kek
>>3981063
please
Pearl craves dominance
>>3981105
>>3981128
>a vagina transforming into a dick, the person going from cunnilingus to deepthroating
This is unique and I like it a lot.
>>3981085
What money
>>3981063
The whole thing spits in the face of canon Pearl, but you can't ask for accurate characterization from a porn comic.
>>3981097
I LOVE PEARL!
>>3981183
If both Garnet AND Amethyst started giving her shit for a mistake she made she'd crack
>>3981155
all the dosh he has for his trip to Empire City
>>3981228
Well that's too bad, because she in't real and never will be
>>3981253
You act like Pearl values Amethyst's opinion.
>>3981297
Pearl's insecure as shit m8 she needs validation
>>3981313
Not from a runt like Amy though
OUTTA THE WAY YOU BISMUTH FUCKING SHITS, REDEMPTION COMING THROUGH
This blog does not condone ship hate.
Would you fill her up if she asked?
>>3973591
Will the science evolve enough for me to travel to the dimension where SU is real before I die?
Will I be inserted a gem shard to become half-gem and have enhanced abilities and inmortality?
>>3981448
It begins
>>3981085
Greg used sapphire to win in the lottery
>>3981448
Abomination!
>>3981401
What worries me is that she is widely received as a black coded character and that nothing truly bad will come to her because of that.
>>3981448
the CGs fucking bismuth's gem hole when?
Why is literally every scene involving Pearl so great?
>>3982008
She has the most melodramatic personality out of all the gems so far.
>>3982065
Is that what I've been longing for all these years? Melodrama?
>>3982121
Yes. And with this Stevenuke, we'll have all the melodrama we want, and more. We'll practically be drowning in it.
>>3981448
would i?
holy shuit im drubk fite me
>>3982657
fuck off, retard. This is /sug/, not a pub.
>>3982701
Humans are pretty great.
You have a device that can travel you to your favorite fictonal dimension. At the cost of destroying your current dimension.
On a scale of ZOMG NONE to 10 how fucked are we?
Which place would you go? And why is it Beach City?
>>3982671
u tryna tussle ya fokin cheeky cunt
>>3982657
Calm down, I'm sure we can talk this over. No need to do anything rash.
>>3982777
I'm gonna do it, anything for a chance to free and take care of him...
A request from the other day.
Don't worry Anons, this shitty drawfag is still working on some requests
>>3982777
>go to the Gravity Falls dimension
>acquire access to the portal
>can now freely travel between dimensions without any repercussions whatsoever
>>3983027
This is a very cute Amethyst.
>>3983033
>not rick's portal gun
>>3983060
Rick would probably accuse me of being a robot and kill me on sight.
>>3983015
Nice
>>3983072
Did you request this?
Do not have to worry about you seeing it?
>>3983173
>best gem last
>new thread when?
>>3983133
nope, but i still like. Also, i want to request some cute lapidot!
>>3983210
noted you are 3rd in the queue
Never made a thread before.
I feel like I should
>>3983311
dubs support you
>>3983349
picking the image is going to be hard for me
>>3973591
Will trump win?
>>3983477
Yes.
>>3973591
Will my suicide be successful, painless, and peaceful?