/ERP/ thread Season 3 edition Previous: >>3939505

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>>3943954
Sure thing dude, I apologize for all my nonexistent RPing the last few days.

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>>3943964
What... I was going to say Tenryuu posted earlier in the thread with Coffee-cake

>>3943933 #
>Hearing her attempt at a joke, I softly chuckled in response, nuzzling my head against the top of her head.

Nah; even than I say your warmth would be worth it. I can always just remove blankets from the bed~

>I joked in return, cooing softly against her head, sweetly kissing her cheek.

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>>3943895
(You know I have work.)
Hey! This wasn't what I was promised. Where is the diamonds that I was promised?

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>>3943940
Whatever~
>She pulled off her black top, the front of her shirt adorned with her trademark bleeding heart, tossing the small midnight colored shirt aside and letting her plump chest hang free, swaying slightly from her chest as she gazes down at your shaft, her tongue sliding across her black lips as she kneels herself down before you, aligning her chest with your already swelling cock

>>3943963
>Tsuyu reached her hands around to your jiggling rear. One hand spread your cheeks as best as possible while two fingers on her free hand rubbed up against your tight pucker, threatening to push in without lubrication and stretch you out all while her tongue continues its assault on your quivering pussy. She couldn't stop, not even if you wanted her too after hearing those words. She wanted to best every other lover you had been with purely with her amazing tongue.

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

>>39440044
6D Pali

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Shit I mean 5D
>>3944044

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>>3944045
But I have a knife

Knifes have a +2 attack bonus, don't you know that, you fucking pleb?

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>>3944029
>She could feel her pussy already pumping with cum to let loose. She still kept holding on, moaning loudly with undeniable proof that she loved this, and even as her asshole was pleasured, she needily rubbed her ass in against it. If she could, her eyes would be replaced with heart shaped pupils.
Oh, fuck yes! I love this! I need this everyday! I want to be fucked by froggy tongue everyday!
Please; let me feel this pleasure everyday! I'll give you whatever you want in return! I just want to be pleasured by your tongue from now on; no dick thick enough in the WORLD can beat you~

>>3944045
What?

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>>3944000

>It was a delight to be held like this, her ear now pressed up against his chest, twitching with every nuance pump of his heart. Even standing she felt her eyelids growing heavy and even though naked the puffy, furry tail of the pup began to swing briskly side to side. Feeling his lips again peck her flushed cheek she glanced up at him and weakly smiled a the anon.

>>3944022
Nice rack, my LORD~

>As he stands before her his cock twitches and throbs, eagerly awaiting a hug from her soft breasts. He reaches a hand down and entwines his fingers with her luxurious white hair, pulling her head forward to have her lips meet the head of his cock. With a stupid grin on his face he moves his hips a bit, playfully poking his cock against her lips a few times.

Gotta get it nice and wet first!

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>>3944063
>With her plump black lips pressed against the head of your shaft, she looks up at you, a slight scowl on her brow as she pushes herself forward, slowly dragging your cock between her lips, reluctantly taking in the first few inches of your swollen cock, enveloping it inside her warm mouth, keeping her soft lips locked around it's length

Has any graphic shit occurred in a session besides heartfucking?

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>>3944059
>It was hard to notice amidst all the action but Tsuyu had a sly smirk on her face. She knew she could break the princess with minimal effort and she proved it. She caught a few drops of your sweet nectar on her fingers and plunged them knuckle deep into your asshole, twisting them around. Her tongue work showed no signs of stopping, the taste was fantastic and the symphony of moaning was definitely music to her ears. At this point Tsuyu wondered how far she could go without breaking the princess completely.

>>3944061
>Grinning warmly at her smile, I slowly lean us both back, going down until I was laying right next to her, snuggling with her right on top of me.
Oh, you look tired there...
How about we just rest in the nude? We can be lewd later~

>>3944098
Jinx got torn apart by Reksai or however you spell it.

>>3944098

Trixie has done some rather abhorrent things, but I only recall sessions from around the original /b/ threads.

>>3944098
Jinx got her eye sliced and got torn in half by Rek'Sai.

>>3944098
Jinx got ripped in half by Rek'sai
Jinx's soldier got her eye sliced (the fag pussied out after)

>>3944095
>He was pleasantly surprised by how quickly she took to sucking on his thick length, despite the displeased face she was making. He didn't care though because he was finally going to fuck the bad guy and that thought alone made him happy. He tilted his head back and let out a soft sigh of relief as the warmth enveloped his shaft.

That's the ticket..~

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>>3944109

I-I am not tired kind anon, it is just that this has...

>She stops mid sentence and twist about in his grasp, her thighs now straddling him fully. Not too far back from the rather large rump was the peculiar heat venting off his shaft. It wasn't all that noticeable, not with that much fur covering her delectable rump yet it kept catching the canine's attention. Knowing her it was already in short supply, but something about it kept dragging the pup's eyes back, though the rather large hump and tail hid most if not all of it.

Sorry...sorry....this is fine, anon. It is oddly both comforting and exhilarating to lay about like this.

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>>3944101
>She may be very close to that line, she may of already crossed it, but regardless, her asshole being fucked knuckle feel just drove it on home for Daisy as she was thrusting not only into her tongue now, but also her fingers inside her ass.
NNNFGH! Ah, holy fucking hell; this is perfection!
I-I'm gonna cum, gorgeous frog!
P-please...keep on licking and fingering me...I need to cum to your tongue and finger!
>She begged, looking down with lust completely overtaking her eyes.
I-I love fucking you more than I do being a princess in my kingdom! I rather stop being a princess than never be fucked by you again!

>>3944124
don't people have the right to stop if they don't like where things are going

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>>3944138
>She wastes no time pushing your now-throbbing shaft into her wet hole, gripping the base with her fingers, giving a slight squeeze as she drags her tongue across it inside her mouth, lubricating your pulsating member with her slick spit before pulling her mouth off it, looking back up to you, clearly aggravated

Well, nice and wet to rail my RACK~
Get on with it, Dork~

>>3944150
>Grinning warmly up at you, I lean up and kiss your chin, softly humming in response.

Oh, you are such a cutie, you know? I want you to enjoy this as much as possible, okay?

>Feeling her furry ass right above my member, I adjust my body so you are right next to my cock, ready to mount it.

Just tell me if it gets too painful...

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>>3944169
Yeah, but it's funnier if people do the crazy shit like get their heart fucked right in front of their ex just to spite them because then we can shitpost about it for the next week

hahah right?

>>3944198
who got their heart fucked

what

>>3944156
>want to worship the queen
>Internet is too spoty

>>3944101
I want to do things with this frog. But I suppose she is busy enough.

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>>3944227
I'll be on later today; no worries~

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>>3944223
DMG did

That's the joke

He's my ex

>>3944198
You were doing so well for like an hour too

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>>3944156
>This was it, she could feel you tightening and squeezing her with both holes, she knew you were just about to finish. With a devious grin she quickly withdrew from your body and got up, taking a step back to glance over your body and see what she has done to you.

Hmm? What was that you said, Princess?

>She licks her lips slowly and shakes her head, staring at you with amazement.

So eager to give up everything to experience my tongue? You must be joking.~

>>3944242
isn't it best to avoid dating someone from these threads

>>3944230
If I have time when I finish with Daisy~
I would try multiple rps at once but mobile and at work, sorry dear <3

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>>3944184

>Grasping Kibbles by the meat of her thighs he starts pulling her back till his cock tip kisses the cleft of her ass with her bushy tail resting just above the tip. The eager eyes continually shift back with anon unsure if it's worry or curiosity driving them.

I-I...it is fine...maybe a little snug....warm...i-is that some sort of moister building up on it?...

>Her heart seemed to skip about as she tested the waters of his throbbing member, brushing her backside into the shaft and wafting her tails base against the tip, catching a few spindly strings of pre against it.

Nor is it painful yet, but it feels so odd and stiff!....

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>>3944243
I'm just doing it ironically, if the "hahah right" didn't make that obvious enough

>>3944265
Of course it is, Find some real love, this isn't the place

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>>3944198
>Been seeing LD breaking the Paul Cycle for the past day and a bit of today, glad he's getting his shit together
>See this post

>>3944269
Oh no problem! Enjoy your time I can wait~

>>3944169
>>3944198

can I get a serious answer

>>3944278
>Pets the cute dog

>>3944281
it didn't relate at all to the post though

>>3944242
and we all know this already, why do you have to keep posting about it?

>>3944176
Oh come on, don't look so annoyed!

>Leaning down a bit he holds onto her shoulders and slips his wet member between the glorious green breasts. Taking in a deep breath he begins grinding up against the soft flesh of her chest, motioning for her help.

Could yoy do me a favor and squeeze a little?

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>>3944256
(Oh shit, have to go to do actual life things. Do you have a discord where we can continue later? If not, I'll just save my response for later today.)

>>3944278
(And yeah; also have to go as well. If I see you later today, I'll be sure to continue with you!)

(Either way, for now; see you guys later!)

>>3944305
yes, it's fine to stop if you don't like something

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>>3944327
No dickscord, but I got the replies saved.
Hope you enjoyed it so far!

>>3944297
Hey look at that <3

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Now shitposters, this might come as a surprise to you, but that was what we call a "Joke"

Yes, I've got a morbid and ironic sense of humor, get over it, you aren't helping anyone by posting le funny image macros or doing epic greentexts, and you're not doing anything other than annoy everyone here and make yourself look like an ass, and waste my time because I have to fucking tell you this over and over again instead of spending that time writing up a nice titfuck for this actually respectful anon who fucking deserves it

>>3944348
>He smiles and blushes before nodding and walking up to the cute girl. Scratching the back of his head before breaking his silence for a bit.
Yep. My turn with you cutie...mind if I ask how long is your tongue? I-i have a little thing for them..

>>3944349
Paul, stop. You're embarrasing yourself man, just let it go. The only thing you can do about things you don't like that's beneficial for you is to ignore them, trying to justify yourself is just shooting yourself in the foot.
Now get back to typefucking you underage degenerate.

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Morning, you meme-loving fucks.

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>>3944327

Oh it was Daisy? I didn't know you anon'd! Do take care and see you some other time.

>Waves bye bye

>>3944309

>Smiles and nuzzles the anon's hand.

Thank you for the pets!

>>3944372
Morning you sweet-loving cunt <3

>>3944377
>He giggles before gently aceatchss the back of her ear while looking up to her.
Im sorry but I find you just too cute..can't help to either pet you or hug you or...

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>>3944384

Oh anon, you say the sweetest things.

>>3944348
>>3944372
Local frog eats candy cunt???

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>>3944325
Fine, but you better plaster my face white in return~
>She takes her hands, groping at her supple chest and pressing her breasts together, squeezing your throbbing shaft between her soft mounds, pulling herself back and dragging them along your rigid length, her face slightly losing that aggression as she works your shaft, seeming to enjoy breaking you

>>3944349
What makes you think you deserve any amount of Respect after what you did to DMG? You betrayed him because he didn't share the same opinion as you over some FUCKING SHITE GAME THAT'LL DIE IN A FEW MONTHS. Please remember that you betrayed someone who was kind enough to buy you the game you used to fuck him over with and be friends with you among other things. I non ironically want to slice your eye and rip your body in half in real life.

>>3944397
Hey I just like to say them. So how is it going so far? Getting ready for the day?

>>3944405
Let it go anon
You just stated the truth but he will ignore it because he wants to be the victim who receives hate non-justifiably

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>>3944392

>Kibbles is tickled pink by the adoring fingers scratching her scalp and the bases of her twitching, white outlined ears.

I don't think thats any reason to apologize anon, but what do you mean by that other "or"?....

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>>3944366
No need to ask silly anon, I can easily show you. And I doubt anything you have is little~

>She takes her usual squatting position before him and begins unbuttoning his pants. As she pulls them down along with his underwear she looks up at him, smiling.

You know, for someone who was willing to openly admit wanting to do 'things' with me, you sure seem shy all of a sudden~

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>>3944443
DEY TUK MUR JERB

>>3944446
>He smiles before leaning closer to her ear and whisper against it, blowing some warm breath against it
Make love to~
>Then he pulls back and let out a chuckle before tilting his head to a side
But that will be too suddenly isn't it? I mean we only just met ~

>>3944403
Well well, there you go. Looking a little less annoyed and helping out! I'm sure I can fufill your request~

>As she begins to work his cock, he continues what he was doing, adjusting his movements to be in time with hers. As she lifted her breasts he pulled back and as they came down on him he pushed up the entirety of his length getting squeezed and causing him to let loose a low groan of pleasure.

>>3943986
not even that guy but it's got nothing to do with whether you rp or not i think, it's not something you're meant to balance out. no excuse for why you blogpost as much as you do, either you rp or you keep from the status updates. drop in, say you'll be around later if you're off to work, that should be it really.

>>3944448
>His sight follows her as she squats down in front of his crotch, her hands quickly undoing his pants and pulling them down along his boxers, making his cock springs out from them and be in front of her face. He nodded before his hand gently lays on her head and plays with her hair.
Mm you are right. But don't worry. I tend to gain confidence with each second...like now~. So do you think is little or is more than enough?

>>3944511
LD's posting and we're criticizing mecha for socializing

>>3944536
You criticize other avas for the same shit.
You roast some, yet praise others.
This place is shit.

Kibbles is cute!
CUTE!

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>>3944478

>The ears drooping cutely over quickly perked up as she took a step back with a shocked gasp slipping over her lips.

That...that is a rather quick request anon...

>She too has to tilt her head, much like a confused puppy, as a nervous awkward laugh too exits her curled lips.

We just did meet, m-my name is Kibbles anon sir....but even with introductions it does feel a hair bit quick...

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>>3944497
Yeah, You're already about to cum, huh?
>Encouraged on by your weakening groans, driving her to push you harder, practically thrusting her chest back and dropping it down upon you, milking your shaft with her soft, supple breasts

>>3944511
The /b/ threads were literally almost nothing but blogposting with a bit of ERP here and there. When did this arbitrary rule start up?

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>>3944512
I already told you anon, nothing about you is little. That includes this..

>She takes a hand and wraps it around his soft shaft, slowly caressing it from base to tip over and over as it grows stiff in her hand. She leans forward and takes the scent of it in, placing a tender kiss on the head.

>>3944536
But LD is actually RPing right now

>>3944536
LD's shouldn't even be acknowledged, i feel like the reason why he spergs out as often as he does is because we poke him too much, even mecha's guilty of it even though he's buddybuddy with nue who's LD #2, can't get on their case either cause they don't really give a shit, erp's second to shitposting for them. not saying any of this out of spite, just giving my two cents on how to better the threads. it seems like everyone's just bringing LD up to say how bad he is so they fit in, like people who say they hate justin beiber. i'm no fan of LD's, but that's why i don't mind him, he does get some rp done when he's not riled up.

>>3944572
nobody was saying that was good, either, but the /b/ threads were less dedicated than these 24/7 generals we've got going now, back then is when one would pop up.

>>3944536

>LD's posting and we're criticizing mecha for socializing
People would rather fuck a shitty ayy than a hot boat

LD's design is basically taking a female cancer patient and making them have a shitty hairstyle from the chemo and give them shitty freckles.
Paint them green if they already haven't turned green from the radiation and you have LD

>>3944565
Yeah I know. I am sorry if I scare you with a thing like that..
>He said before bowing his head and smiling at her cure name before he introduces himself.
You can call me Xander if you want to. Your choice anyway...so what brings you here Kibbles and what you do for living? If you don't mind me asking

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>>3944124
I passed out actually.

>>3944595
>licks eartips

>>3944593
>Xander
Are you a gay video game character or a Prince of Nohr too?
>>3944595
Not you
The other fag

>>3944573
Mm...thanks for that Tsuyu~
>He thanks her while playing gently with her hair, letting out a soft moan at the hand stroking his stiffening rod before it twtichis at the gently kiss on the tip. A clear drop of precum was leaking from its slit as she kept stroking.
That felt good...

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>>3944606
Oh? I didn't know someone else was going to skullfuck the soldier.
>>3944604
Stoop.

>>3944623
>stops
>nibbles them instead

>>3944623
Pretty sure someone else sliced her eye

>>3944571
Hm? Not at all, I wouldn't embarrass myself like that. I've been training my stamina for a chance at you~

>He matches her speed and the power with which she was jerking him off. He presses a hand against the back of her head and leans in more while fucking her breasts to kiss her passionately, his tongue parting her lips and invading her mouth

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>>3944588
I criticize LD because I've seen his behavior so often in so many people it makes me basically ill sometimes to see the whiplash of behaviors. I feel the same way with DMG's flippant alcoholism and what he's done with Paul. I bring a lot of bias' I have in real life here which I shouldn't I guess, but oh well.

Nue has his issues but he regrets what he's done. I'm a friend of Mizuki, so don't think I just casually toss aside what he's done either. Just because I think he has good taste in liking Drakengard does it mean his slate is clean. But he doesn't post about it incessantly like other dramacows do about their own shit of late.

Do I blogpost too much? Probably, yeah. I work so much I have no life or friends in real life, so the friends I've made online and here are who I like to talk to. I like most of the avas here and most of the anons and I like to interact. I always hated the 'business only' style of RP and if that's how you want things run, well. This is all a pretty fucking loser-y thing to say, maybe even roll in the pussy-tier, but it is what it is.

I've tried numerous times to stop, failed every time, but maybe it's about time I do and just focus more on my cartoons or games or actually sleeping, which I should be doing anyway. I probably shouldn't post this, but I'll be going to sleep after it anyway so who cares.

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>>3944593

>The cheeky mage reaches behind her head and gives it a nervous scratch watching the formal display before her.

Xander? Well it is a pleasure to meet you, even if these were some odd circumstances. You can say I am a Mage for hire, one in training to be a Mage...for hire.

>The genuine smile curls across her muzzle as she quickly drops the hand from the back of her head and places them at her sides, seeing as it were rude to stand like that.

>>3944562

Thank you anon!

>Hugs

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>>3944614
>She pushes a hand up against his balls, heavy with seed, and caresses them softly. Her tongue pushes out from her mouth and wraps around just his tip, teasing it from all angles even the sensitive underside.

>>3944658
>More blogposting

>>3944671
>The anon closes his eyes and rolls his head back, letting himself indulge from the pleasure of her tongue coiling around his tip and her gentle hand rubbing his sack. He looks down at her while licking his lips before letting out a groan
Ngh...frog.. tongue feel so good..

>>3944658
don't get down on yourself, i'm not having a go because i'm carrying any sort of ill will against you, i'm throwing in my two cents. LD's not redeemable, i'm not saying he is, i'm just saying don't be probing at him so much cause that'll be more likely to make him flip than anything. not always, but if it can be helped, i'd say just keep yourself out of it since it's what i'd do. nue has settled yeah, he's definitely not on the same level, he's a shitposter at heart and lord knows there's no bothering with that so at least it's funny and tolerable. i'd just get in contact with the people you know on here and consider friends, whether it's on steam, email, discord, anything. either way, don't make a huge fuss, i'm certainly not trying to, nothing but love for you. cheers, and have a good night.

>>3944666
>He smiles before nodding ans understanding her. Humming while rubbing his chin a bit before asking her with curiosity
You mean like those mages that are hired for parties or the ones who make potions and fight bad people...also who is your teacher? If you need training I'm willing to give you a hand
>A smile curls along his lips before tilting his head to a side and rubbing his arm a little.

Who do I have to fuck to get some fuck around here?

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>>3944729

>Dim is the kindest way to put it, but she seems to drift off for a moment as she thinks over his question. Not the most fitting for what is supposed to be a cornerstone of a successful adventure party but finally, with a perky jump that shows off her wobbling assets she answers his question.

Why it was Winsley, though he goes by Grand Mage Winsley. He taught...or tried to...all I do know, if not for him I think it would be fair to say I would have died long ago!

>One had to admire the young mage's honesty, even if she didn't know when to relent on information.

(Sorry I am being so slow Xander. I am busy getting ready as I have to leave within the next hour.)

>>3944791
>>3944571

LD's RP is decent at best desu

>>3944807
what is this? some kind of trial by fire?

>>3944824
Rite of passage my dude. Prove yourself as a man.

>>3944796
>He catches a few glances of her assets when she made a little jump, he nodded at her answer while rubbing his chin for a bit before talking
Winsley? Sounds like a good guy! And really? If it wasn't for him you would have died? What happened that time...if you don't want to answer is okay
>He said before waving his hands a little side to side before smiling.

(Hey if you need to get ready for real life go ahead! I don't mind~. I will catch you other time for sure!)

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>>3944703
>She rubs his ridgid shaft a little faster, her tongue retreating and only licking the very tip of his cock now. She smiles at his words and parts her lips, allowing his member entrance to her warm moist mouth, tongue enveloping the entirety of the shaft.

>>3944837
Paul isn't even a man. He's 17 kek

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>My sister dumps her kids here for a few hours.
>Fuckers are practically ninjas when they aren't screaming at each other
>They make them take stuff to me.

This is hell.

>>3944851
I was talking about the anon not Paul.

Really hoping Mecha kills himself soon t b h. He gets more annoying than LD at some points.

>>3944875
I know
Its not a true rite of passage when your partner's not even a man himself

>>3944885
Oh yeah. Well, just pretend he's 18.

>>3944844
>The moment her warm mouth wrpas around his cock, it only stiffs a little more in it, growing a bit before he slowly rocks his hips back and forth, fucking her mouth gently and rubbing her tongue all the way with his warm rod.
Fuck...~

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>>3944841

To say the least...complicated, but I appreciate him being so kind as to show this dog the ropes.

>It was a dark moment to say the least, but one the energetic pup was all too happy to brush aside, with her furry curled tail giving a happy wag.

Say!

>She said, stopping dead in her happy swaying tracks, ears standing on in doing away with the rigid bowled over flop.

What does Xander do, since he is so curious about me?~

>>3944913
Oh Kibbles~
I'm still sorry about everything.
I wanted you to know that I love you, I really do.

>>3944913
>He remains silent before being caught off guard by her question. He gulps before pointing at himself before asking.
Me? Well..I don't do so much...but I'm like..an apprentice of alchemy. I have my teacher that comes around this place...so far didn't learn nothing but I'm sure I will start to!
>He said with a smile, proud of himself while placing his hanss on his hips.
So that's what I do!

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>>3944906
>Her tongue is able to slip down the base of his cock and around his balls, tightening enough that her tongue was now acting like a sex toy separate from her mouth for him to make use of.

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>>3944647
(you still here? I had to help my mom with some shit sorry about not posting something before I left)

>Her lips part without resilience as you push yours against hers, her plump black painted lips meeting yours as she takes you up on your challenge, pushing her breasts together harder and forcing your thrusts into an even more feverish tempo

>>3944996
Would you ever have sex with bakugou?

>>3944996
>The warm feeling of her tongue plating with his sack was only making his arousal grow inside him. He started to fuck more lively her mouth, groaning with each thrust and leaking precum into her mouth as he could feel himself getting closer with each thrust.
Fuck...tsuyu... I'm close~

>>3945020
(Not a problem, life happens <3)

>His gaze locks on hers and their tongues wrestle inside of her mouth. Her attempts to force his climax were failing, he kept strong as her breasts massaged him harder and faster, his balls slapping against her chest.

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>>3944931

Thats okay anon, thank you for caring about this silly mutt!

>>3944984

>The soft green iris's of the mage stare him down as her new shifty friend seems to writhe under her attention.

A fellow practitioner of the arts, huh?

>The overtly serious glare quickly fades away as she leans in and wraps her arms around him pulling herself, an the rather impressive chest of hers, into him. Nothing seems to excite the kind hearted beast more then seeing a fellow magician(of some kind) in training.

When you learn some you should teach me! I might not be the best at it, but even if I only learn a little thats all that matters!

>>3945044
I'm not just any anon!

>He smiles and points to her collar

I'm a special anon~

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>>3945029
He's kind of an ass.
I guess it would really come down to what the situation was.. Probably not though, but I guess there's a slight maybe.

>>3945035
He was almost finished and she had barely put in any effort. Such was the perk of having her tongue, pleasing was easy and she loved it. She clamped her mouth around his cock once more and began suckling on it gently as he fucked her tongue.

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>>3944413

[AAAAAAAAAA missed this reply, I'm a shitter]

I was born ready!

>>3945095
How confident are you in your body

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>>3945041
>She defiantly pushed her own tongue into yours, forcing hers into your mouth, asserting her dominance as she forced her soft breasts tightly around your pulsating shaft, gracing them along your length, lubricated with her warm saliva

>>3945095
Dont forget this one
>>3944402

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>>3945105

With a form like this?
I'd say... I'm pretty confident~!

>Wink

>>3945077
He doesn't seem like the gentle or caring type, if anything the situation would probably be to spite Deku's crush on you.

>>3945119
Eating candy was a good choice.
It makes you look sexy.

>>3945044
>He chuckles before nodding at her while scratching the back of his head.
Yeah I'm a practitioner as well!
>His eyes widen at the sudden arms wrapped around him, then he finds himself pressing against her voluptuous chest while she embraces in a hug, his hands gently wraps around her back before hugging her as well then looking up to her.
Sure! I will love to teach you! But you have to teach me as well.

>>3945077
>As he was getting closer to his orgasm, the moment she clamps onto his cock pushes him over the edge, he gave a last thrust into her mouth before spurting his thick ropes of seed into her warm cavern, rope after rope before his tonfue lolled out from his mouth.
Ngghhh..I'm cumming~!

>>3945107
>He knew what she was trying to pull, but little did she know he was ready to fight back. He pulls away from her slightly to create some room between them and quickly pushes her back onto the floor, getting on his knees between her legs before she has a chance to close them. Reaching forward he knocks her skirt out of the way and moves her panties aside. He grabs her wrists, pulling her arms straight down against her body and tugging on them as he pushes forward his thick shaft tearing into her tight cunt to prove who was in control.

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Tonight is a nice night!

>>3945171
Oh hey
Sorry for suddenly leaving on you
My connection died out at that time for a few hours
Do you want to continue or restart?

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>>3945122
Well that's mainly why I wouldn't.
He's an ass.

>>3945161
>Not a single drop is spilled, she withdraws her tongue into her mouth and swallows the thick load, standing back up with a smile. She licks her lips and stretches out.

How was that hmm, is it what you were expecting~?

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>>3945052

>Caught off guard by his presumption she quickly bows her head and nervously smiles.

S-sorry, anon! Good to see you! I hope all has been well. Sadly I have to get going so maybe sometime soon we can continue that fun date.

>>3945137

>Any other being would likely question the shaky delivery of his answers, but Kibbles was certainly the special kind of naive. To friendly for her own good and kind to boot she nestled her furry cheek into Xander's chest and tilted her head back to answer him.

Well...sure. I-I can try...though me and my magic have not had the best track record around here, but I am sure this time it will be different!

>Her enthusiasm was infectious and it did not hurt that she had those ripe breast pressed flush to his body, that cloth she called and outfit did nothing either to hide the fine curves traveling her pudgy form.

(As I told the anon above I have to head out for now. I hope to be on again tomorrow morning but I pushed it as is today. Do take care Xander. Have a pleasant day.)

>>3945171
Its not even noon yet silly maid

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>>3945117

You lost me.
Besides, I don't think Miss Frog would like me.

>>3945135

Wrong!
I make candy-eating look sexy!

>>3945231
But you're sexy yourself

>>3945210
Sure! I hope to be tomorrow here as well. Sorry for the weird start of our meeting. Have a good day as well)

>>3945231
She'll love you~

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>>3945193
Just popping in sorry... But I'd be happy to continue next time anon!

>>3945221
no you're silly!~

>>3945200
>The male was panting a bit before nodding at her question. He clears his throat while recovering his breath before smiling at her.
Yeah..it was beyond good for sure...if you have time I will like to return the favor

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>>3945237

Am I~?

>>3945244

Oh, you think so?
Hmm....

>>3945245
I seem to only be around and able when your just popping in, well one of these days ill ruffle and lewd the rem
>He gently ruffles her hair

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>>3944402
>>3945231
>>3945244
What's happening here.

>>3945248
I'll be fine, I got more then enough pleasure from pleasing you <3

>>3945261
I mean.
I am a loving frog girl, but still what is happening here.

>>3945261
Yeah
Your body is really sweet to look at

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>>3945163
Ngh f-fuck~
Y-You bastard..
>Taken aback in surprise as you turned the tables on her, pushing her down onto the ground and pinning her arms back, she was helpless to resist your throbbing, needy shaft being driven hard into her tight slit, the warmth gripping around your shaft as she bucked her hips forward, determined to not be defeated, biting down on her lip in sheer pride, barely choking back her moans

>>3945245
Okay.
Stay safe.

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>>3945286

You know, the usual: Anon was suggesting that you should perform cunnilingus on me.

>>3945287

Stop~ You're making me blush!

>Leans in and whispers

Don't stop.

>>3945286
Heh cute~. You miss the treat joke joke~. I hope to catch you other time Tsuyu~ I have stuff to do for the moment. Thanks for the amazing time!

>>3945320
Girthy Destroyer? Nice.

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>>3945320
>Sex Injector
I like it

>>3945320
>licks ur green martian pucci
SUCC

>>3945320
>Bear Steak
what

>>3945320
>>3945338
Samefag check

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Good morning /erp/. Have a wonderful day and try to keep cool. Be nice to each other while I'm gone~

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>>3945362
Sorry, I'm still going to rape everyone

>>3945308
No one else has a perfect pair of tits and ass like you.

>>3945320
>Fun Gun.
Haha

>>3945373
>slaps ur ass
not if i rape u first, kiddo

It's high noon

>>3945320
>Man Meat
well i guess

>>3945300
That's what I thought, Dominator~
Go ahead and let it all out already we both know you want to.

>Using her own body against her he tugs on her arms each time he plows into her, using them to force himself in deeper on every push. His cock leaks precum inside of her, throbbing and twitching as she tries to milk him dry.

I'll make sure to unload every last drop of my seed in this pretty pussy of yours and then we'll see who the Dominator is~

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>>3945238

Don't be! Different kinds of meeting are fun!

>>3945320

>Love Schlong

Awww, it's so dumb. I always get the lousy ones!

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>>3945338
>she have a dick
This legitimately made me laugh.

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>>3945384

>She let out a girly squeal at the same time she nibbled on a chocolate bar

More, more~!!

>>3945415
Ah then good! I will catch you other time cute!

>>3945438
I want to touch you so badly, I can barely control myself.

>>3945320
>Man destroyer

But I'm not gay

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>>3945320
Giant flute

Who wants to do a recital?

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>>3945308
Oh yes definitely the usual, of course.

..So, how sweet are you~?

>>3945312
No problem, glad you enjoyed yourself <3

>>3945320
Purple Punch. Fucking awesome.

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>>3945395
No, Because I already raped you, in the future!
T I M E P A R A D O X

>>3945414
I-I'm n-not...
>Her resilient voice trailed off into a shallow, ecstatic moan, groaning out as you hilted yourself inside her, spreading her tight, hot walls apart with your throbbing girth, eliciting another heavy groan from the verdant dominatrix, her brow dripping sweat as she fruitlessly tries to compose herself, her hips almost instinctively bucking up into yours, pushing for her orgasm as her walls contracted and steadily milked away at your pulsating shaft

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>>3945479

Quite so.
Care to find out, lil' froggy?

>>3945453

How bold~!

>>3945461
I can't fit that in ...my mouth.

>>3945490
Stop memeing while you ERP you little negro.
I'm nearly finished with your song, anyway, should be done in about 5 minutes and uploaded in the next 15.

>>3945373
Reverse rape?

>>3945509
Should I be less direct then?

Tenryuu is best and prettiest boat.

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>>3945616
>not Iowa

>>3945490
You're what..?

>He could feel her body shuddering, hear her voice cracking and growing weak. He knew he was winning and it was just a matter of time before she would be begging for more. He was nearing his climax as he pounded away at the helpless 'dominatrix' beneath him. His body shifted closer to hers and he let loose another groan of pleasure, trying his best to hold off the impending climax until the right moment. He wantes to finish her off by cumming inside and would not settle for less especially dealing with a big shot like her.

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>>3945616
>>3945638
>not Shigure

>>3945638
I've never talked to Iowa though.

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>>3945509
Well who am I to refuse an offer like that? This lil' froggy would love some sweets <3

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>>3945595

Not at all, I like the compliments~

>>3945689

Ooooh~?

>Hotaru took a seat, crossing her silk covered legs

Then let's see how good that tongue of yours is~

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>>3945651
I-I'm a-
>She barely managed to choke out the few words she could, between heavy breaths and moans, exhausted, and barely holding herself back, her muscles tense against you, her mouth gaping open and drooling lustfully as she tried avoiding eye contact, panting as she felt her orgasm coming, knowing she couldn't hold back any longer

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>>3945718
>Tsuyu nodded and stepped forward, taking the girl by the hands to help her up after she had only just sat down.

You won't be disappointed~

>And with this her tongue darts out from her mouth and slips past your lips, wrapping itself around your own tongue to pull you in for a quick kiss, soft lips meeting soft lips.

>>3945718
I want to fill you up with my sweet and salty cream.

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>When you nut but you keep nutting

>>3945794
See a doctor

>>3945736
>The grip on one of her wrists was released and he leaned over her to grab her hair, forcing her to stare into his eyes as he broke her body.

Do it! Climax and admit that you're just a filthy slut!

>His eyes never leave hers, the end drawing near. Body trembling with pleasure he drives his cock home one final time, kissing her womb and filling it with rope after rope of thick sticky seed. His climax seemed to go on forever as he filled her womb to the brim, keeping his cock planted there giving the cum nowhere to go as it pumps into her, her womb forced to take every last drop.

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>>3945804
not til my nut stops.

>>3945794
The nut that keeps on giving

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>>3945756

Uh?

>Slightly confused as why Tsuyu made her stood up, Hotaru blinked in surprise but her doubts were cut short as soon her lips met the frog's
>Oh yes, and the tongue! That wonderful tongue...

A-Ahh~!

>The Candy Queen broke the kiss, leaving only a single string of their mixed spit joining their mouths

Not bad!

>>3945760

But I prefer sweets~

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

>>3945854
It can be sweet if you give me love.

>>3945866
kek what

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>>3945866
You couldn't crush my windpipe motherfucker
it is protected by my beard and 17 chins of rolling fat.

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>>3945616
(Objectively wrong)

>>3945638
(Objectively right)

>>3945659
(Close second)

>>3945663
(Ohio!)

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>>3945921
There's no escaping, Iowa!

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>>3945817
>She tensed herself for a moment, trying to hold herself back, grinding her teeth together, a string of drool falling from the corner of her mouth as she burst, her face taking on a reddish hue of embarrassment and shame as she was overcome with ecstasy, her eyes rolling back and a deep, guttural moan slipping from her throat, every muscle in her body tensing, locking up, her cunt contracting around your already pulsating shaft as she arched her back, throwing her head backward and moaning out
I-I'm a f-fucking SLUUUUT~!

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>>3945854
Heh, I never get tired of doing that~

>She slips around behind you and slowly begins undoing your dress, stopping as it falls below your shoulders. Her face nuzzles into the back of your neck and she begins kissing it up and down, adventuring out towards each shoulder once or twice, warm kisses covering your upper back.

>>3945921
>Jumps on the buxom boats back and covers her eyes

>>3945921
>Cool guy
What did he mean by this?

>>3945921
Why aren't you out there patrolling americas waters? Putin is about to start wwiii and here you are goofing off.

I am the hole of my ass
Tight is my backdoor and lubed is my shaft
I have created over a thousand orgasms
Unknown to blueballs, Nor known to creampies
Have withstood pain to milk many cocks
Yet, those cocks will never fuck anything
So as I pray, unlimited boypussy works.

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>>3945943
(You'll never catch Chibiowa!)

>>3945963
(Wah! I can't see anything! Help!)

>>3945966
(I bought it at a silly Japanese market place when visiting Kaga-san! They all were giving me stares though)

>>3945968
(B-but I'm assigned to patrol here!)

>>3945948
Nngh~! That's fucking right, bitch!

>As she squeezes every last drop of seed from his body he releases his hold on her only to grab tight onto her hips, holding himself firmly in place to ensure her womb still doesn't leak after her climax. He had pumped more into her womb then it could hold and he wasn't about to let her have relief from that pressure, not yet.

Heh.. Glad you admitted it, Domi- I mean slut~
Now, I'm not gonna let you go until you pledge your body to me. I'm the Dominator now and you are my lowly cock sleeve.
Say it.

>>3945948
>That pic
LD is a conehead confirmed

>>3946030
Now that you mention it, a trap avatar would be nice

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>>3946031
Dang, that's a cute boat.
>>3945921
This picture tight here especially, hnng <3

Hiowa~ <3

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>Diego won't answer my email
H-he's probably busy rolling in the pussy

>>3946031
>giggles uncontrollably, reaching down with one hand to tickle her
REVENGE!

>>3946031
What is the true american drink?

>>3946072
awww, that's ok
maybe someone else can help you out in the mean time?

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>>3946046
>With her womb pumped well over capacity with your thick cream, she was overwhelmed with sheer pleasure, every part of her wanted to resist and deny you, but her body was almost entirely running on lust now, her bloated womb pushing her ecstasy past rational thought, she simply moaned out a pathetic forfeit of her abused hole to you
y-yes Dominator~
I-I n-need you...

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>>3946031
>flicks rubber band at her face.

>>3946104
>And that's only 1% of my full power!

>>3946101
>A satisfied smirk spread across his face and he slowly pulls out of her, allowing all the built up semen to spill free. He gives her a gentle headpat and ruffles her hair after claiming her helmet for himself.

That's a good slut, I'll let you get some rest for now but don't get to comfy. I'm gonna dominate that ass in a bit. <3

>>3946031
>Jumps into chest
>Buries face in breasts

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>>3946062
(See! I told you I'm the cutest ship! Told by the cutest frog! Hi there Froge!)

>>3946082
(Wait, revenge?? What did I dooooo?
>laughs uncontrollably
Ahaha~ Stop!)

>>3946092
(Hmm... Jack Daniels? Samuel Adams? Coke?)

>>3946104
(Ow!
>cries
>Fires a rubber bullet at him)

>>3946133
(Ah! Hey! At least ask first... hehe~Is it at least comfortable?)

>>3946104
How many episodes did that take?

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>>3946146
(You'll never get my ass!)

>HG Kongou

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>>3946132
>The broken mint colored woman laid on the ground, a former dominatrix broken into a needy cumslut, her widened hole drooling out a steady flow of white as she groaned on the floor, simply too exhausted and broken to even move

(Add me on discord, I like you <3
Dominator#1543)

>>3946146
(Say it!
>He keeps going, uncovering her eyes to use his other hand to continue.
Apologize for dissing my cooking!)

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>>3946104
>Fires a rubber shell at you
>It is actually a dildo

>>3946146
Your breasts are always comfortable. I think I'm going to fall asleep here.

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>>3946146
>The rubber bullet hits him in the leg but indescribably a slice appears at his torso and arm, severing them completely as he falls to the floor, wheezing his last words.
It's true...
She is a real super sand lesbian....
Uugghh...
>He dies in a flash of red, disappearing into nothingness.
>>3946147
don't you mean how many seasons

>>3946167
(Well well, when I get a chance I will. And I just so happen to like you too <3)

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>>3946160
>Drags you ass back to hg
Come on ma'am, it's tea time.

>>3946146
>Sneaks in your bed and sleeps

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>>3946160
(I will rip through the dimensional walls and rape you in HG if you keep taunting me~ Nothing can stop American justice!)

>>3946171
(Oh ho-hahaha~ Its just you baker? Never! I never surrender! Ahaha~)

>>3946184
(Fine~ They are pretty comfy aren't they?
>Boing boing)

>>3946194
(Wow, that escalated quickly! Are you okay?
>Pokes the area where he disappeared)

>>3946218
(Hey get out of there! I just made that!)

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>>3946146
Heya there Iowa, why don't you come relax with me <3

>>3946233
Get out of here you fag.

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>>3946228
>Some how he emerges from behind a nearby cliff, fully intact as if nothing happened.
Fool!
Prepare to die!
>He begins flicking rubber bands at her with both hands, using his secret power to flick them harder and faster than before.
AHAHAHAHA!!
DIE!!!!

>>3946233
>Muzzles the dangerous loli with a bad habbit of biting.

>>3946228
>Wakes up and rubs his eyes
Aye...This bed is comfortable though, especially with this American made blanket...zzz
>Goes back to sleep
>>3946233
Have you come to rip more bodies in half?

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https://youtu.be/9uAAP3PbkRI

WHITE

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>>3946228
(I'll be able to defend myself~ You may have bigger guns, Better armor, Better health, More Ammo, More Fuel,........... But I'll definitely outsmart you <3)

>>3946214
.....
>Gets dragged away

>>3946228
Stop bouncing I'm getting....sleepy.
>yawn

>>3946283
GIRLS

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>>3946253
>leaves
>>3946262
>Bites the stranger.
>>3946282
(Are you volunteering?)

>>3946283
NIGGERS

>>3946311
HATE

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>>3946311
FUCK

>>3946312
>Hand tears off in a shower of gore and viscera, yes, even the internal organs spray from the gaping wound in his arm as he collapses dead to the ground.

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>>3946233
>(Pets)

>>3946234
(I have to admit that looks pretty comfortable! Sounds good to me!
>Hugs the frog)

>>3946255
(Nooo!
>In a dramatic end, she falls to the ground with a hand over her heart, holding a daisy up)

>>3946282
>(Brings the cover up under his chin and kisses his forehead
Night~)

>>3946292
(Kongouuuu! I love you! Please just let me fuck your mouth! It'll be so hot in front of all those pansies at HG who flee from sex like nuns!)

>>3946301
(Ah, sorry!
>Pauses bouncing)

>>3946316
EVERYONE TYPE IN CHAT ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER!

>>3946323
NIGGERS

>>3946228
(Fine Burger boat!
>He leans down and kisses her neck, before blowing a raspberry into it. He wraps tighter around and continues to tickle
You asked for this!)

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>>3946341
>Casually molests the boat <3

>>3946349
ALEX IS DOING THIS SHIT, FUCKING NIGGER!

>>3946341
>pansies at HG who flee from sex like nuns
so parsee, baron, maria and the other hg erpers flee from sex?

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>>3946339
>Eats the carcass.
>>3946341
>Bites boob.

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>>3946341
(Nope~!
>hugs you for a split second
Gotta go fast!
>Runs away)

>>3946367
>Gives you indigestion.

>>3946312
As much as I have a morbid curiosity with that, I'd rather watch.
I love nibbles though.

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>>3946367
cute!

>>3946341
>Stops yawning.
>Levitates boat with magic.

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>>3946341
Hahaha!
Freezy Pops: 1, Iowa : 0!
>With that, he leaves her in a flash, shooting off into the atmosphere so quick that it appears as if he went invisible.

>>3946341
>all those pansies at HG who flee from sex like nuns
Rude.

>>3946367
>Shoots alien

>>3946400
This maid is cute too!

>>3946341
Have you seen all the nun straight shota though?

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>>3946382
>Regrets it but learns nothing. Goes on eating humans.
>>3946383
>Chomps on his arm.
>>3946400
Raaaaaawr!
>>3946420
>Base armor protects her from most of the damage.

>>3946367
>A group of villagers nearby gather for their yearly sacrifice. In order to keep Rek'Sai from going on a rampage they deem it better to sacrfice a single virgin to the monster to sate it's lust, then face it's fury. As the sacrifice is prepared the villagers scramble about, hoping to live another year free from the shadow of fear. Some time passes and the alter is set. On the alter is a naked young virgin forced to submit herself against her will. She is boung and gagged, forced to her hands and knees. Shackles attached to her wrists ankles and neck keep her from going more then a few feet. The villagers shuffle off back to their high ground on a nearbt cliff as one picks up a large horn. The girl is trembling now as her fate is sealed by a cruel ritual. The horn is blown to attract the attention of Rek'sai amd the villagers hide themselves, the girl left naked and alone, unable to do anything but wait for her demise.

>>3946452
What did you delete to learn that and what's your current moveset?

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>>3946352
(Stop! I signed the Geneva conventions! This is torture!
>Rolls around on the ground laughing, tears streaming down her face)

>>3946355
(Hey, where is that tongue of yours touching~??)

>>3946363
(3/X does not a majority make!)

>>3946367
>(Pats head)

>>3946379
>(Takes Kongou into a hug filled with burning love)
(I'll come for you soon! Love you~)

>>3946409
(H-how?!)

>>3946413
>(Stands back up)
(Well that was easy!)

>>3946414
(I may be blunt but at least I'm honest! Come get some sometime instead!)

>>3946438
(Oh those aren't real nuns! But I have and it's great!)

>>3946452
>gropes butt

>>3946457
>The human was actually filled with small bombs.

>>3946478
It's because I am the bestest magician around!

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>>3946478
You'll know soon enough ~

>The frog disappears under the water and swims up under the boat, groping the glorious butt.

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>>3946477
I had to get rid of Sky Uppercut for that... totally worth it.

I got Minimize, Titfuck, Blaze Kick, and Swallow...

>>3946457
>Goes back and upgrades
>Shoots again

>>3946478
Cute big sis!)

>>3946522
Blaziken can't learn minimize though

you hacker

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>>3946501
>Small bombs

>>3946457
>Loves the chomping and pets her

>>3946522
>Suddenly from the bushes flies a master ball, clocking the big chicken on the back of the head.

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>>3946535
Something tells me you haven't been around me long enough~

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>>3946478
>Smooches Iowa on the cheek

>>3946522
Doesn't minimize only make yourself smaller? Maybe you should replace it with Growth.

>>3946478
You'd be a good sister. Teaching kids what pure love is like.

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>>3946536
YES BATTORA
SMALL BOMBS, YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S UNREASONABLE RIGHT?

>>3946478
>(Cackles maniacally
Your rules mean nothing to me, you beautiful blonde! In the arena of logic I fight unarmed!
>He keeps getting more and more aggressive. He moves to start nibbling on the rolling boat's ear)

>>3946522
>massages your thighs
>gropes breasts

>>3946576
Inb4 you put her in a family bucket.

>>3946554
Uh ma'am
your panties are showing

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>>3946560
That is my theory to begin with old timer!

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>>3946515
(Woah, the bestest? Show me more!)

>>3946516
(Yip!
>Hops up out of the water and comes crashing back down when her plump butt is tweaked.
I might be good at swimming but this is just unfair!)

>>3946531
(Cute little bro!)

>>3946554
>(Catches Shimakaze and huggles her)
(Shima! You missed out on Z1 and Z3 yesterday!)

>>3946559
(I know, right? I do my best to handle my shipsisters well though! Also need to beat into them the greatness of the US)

>>3946572
(How can I fight against an idiot?! The rules of war are completely lost on those who know nothing!
>Tries to swat him away, ruffling his hair and brushing against his cheek)

>>3946536
>>3946560
Everytime Umineko is brought up
the first thing I recall is that drawn out wedding scene with Erica that sounds more sexual than it really is

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>>3946546
>There was purple and pink paint on a Poké Ball
>I break free from the ball with no effort

Huh? A dud?

>>3946558
That's right! It's perfect~

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>>3946591
>Pokes tongue out at you

>>3946612
(I know... Time is something I don't get much of lately and it's saddening...)

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>>3946612
>The frog girl comes back again for another pass, this time she slips your bottoms down and presses her face between your plump, jiggly ass cheeks.

<3

>>3946612
(You can't! We're to stupid to understand the explanation!
>He gently nibbles on the invisible hand of the free market
So who are you bringing it today, dear BB-61?)

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>>3946462
>The beast lurked beneath the ground, following the footsteps and vibrations of the crowd. She grew excited and could hardly wait to pounce on the large mass of bodies. She followed their every step as she traveled in the earth and hid from sight. At the sounding of the horn, she burst from the ground, sending dirt and people flying, and easily sliced the ones that stood near into pieces with her large claws. Trotting after those that ran, she easily caught up and devoured the lucky ones whole while others were left bleeding with limbs missing or even their insides strewn out for them to see.