ERP thread welcome to the "Showers" Edition. Previous

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>>3912704

>Is naked
>Looks around

Fug

>>3912704
>First for fucking the breeding pen girls~

>>3912704
Breeding pens...guess I don't feel like working tonight.
>He said before crossing his arms and waits

>>3912802

>Is behind the curtain, naked

Can you pass the soap?

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>>3912832
>Kurisu passes the soap.
Here you go.

>>3912851

Thank you!

>Washes his crotch in the last sexual way possible while singing

I want your love, I want your lover's revenge, you and me could make a bad romaaaaaance~

>>3912889
>>3912851
You've clearly got the wrong lyrics to get her going sir. I believe you're looking for "You're dirty filthy baby, but I love you
Why don't you just admit you're a dirty rotten sonuva bitch? "

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>>3912851
I wanna kiss your butt !

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Hiya ERP

>>3912851
>>3912939
>>3912940
Like a shotgun blast of shit girls to the face. What the fuck, ERP?

>>3912940
Heya froggy, how're you doing tonight?

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>>3912938
>dirty, flithy
Loving it.
>>3912889
>Falls over and dies. She couldn't handle hearing something that wasn't GWAR.
>>3912939
W-Why would you do that?!

>>3912971
I figured. Sup K-cup?

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>>3912971
>GWAR

Mediocre

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>>3912971
Because I've always admired you from afar

>>3912959

Whatever happened to the good Avas in the last thread? Why the sudden infestation of shit?

>>3913027
There's still image count left in the old thread.

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>>3912960
I'm doing good! How are you anon?

>>3913027
I don't know, anon. I just don't know. I was going to sit here naked, alone in the dark and masturbate to typefucking but I guess I'll just go out and make the world a better place instead.

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>>3912777
>With each thrust Rek'Sai's hardened shaft pulled out ribbons of torn flesh and small spurts of blood. As it plowed Jinx against the ground, sickening slurps and pops accompanying each thrust, her body convulsed and shivered. The monster's thrusting soon earned her more than just a wet, vibrating fucksocket. Pleasing, enveloping warmth rushed over the beast's cock as Jinx's womb popped over its head, treating it to the embrace of her organs. She vomited as her stomach was flattened, spitting up blood and gore as Rek'Sai rutted her thin body.

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>>3913007
But what about Motorhead?!
>>3913003
Been just trying to live my shitty life.
>>3913013
I wouldn't expect that.

>>3913047
Can't complain, just getting ready for sleep. Thought I'd check in and saw cute frog was still around.

>>3913013
Stupid adorable youmu

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>>3913096

There are no words to describe my disgust for you.

>>3913121
This. I want to fuck it so bad but I don't want to stick my dick in crazy

>>3913096
You could always try not that. I mean the shitty life part. Possibly the living part, depends what you're into.

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>>3913096
Why's that ?
>>3913121
I am not adorable, but I'll give you stupid

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>>3913106
Well aren't you a sweetheart.

>Tsuyu hugs the anon tightly and plants a gentle kiss on his forehead.

But if it's time to sleep, it's time to sleep. Sweet dreams <3

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>>3913130
Do keep your voice down.
>>3913154
But I'm always tripping people!
>>3913156
Because I'm a bad person!

>>3913170
>He blushes and hugs her back, giving her a pat on her back
Aye aye, seeya Tsuyu. Hopefully you have some better luck with people another time.

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>>3913190
That doesn't mean I won't stop wanting you to sit on my face

So Rek'sai is Kogure-sama?

>>3913229
Who?

>>3913225
>>3913156
This is like watching a dog chase a squirrel up a tree, only the dog is mentally retarded and the squirrel is a lump of shit with a pulse.

>>3913229
Nope

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>>3913221
Don't even mention it, I'm not worried. Now off you go to bed <3


Now, anybody not going to sleep that might want to play?

>>3913229
Wait, wut? So the tsundere jungler is actually Tiger all along?

>>3913229
Yes.

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>>3912984
I certainly did.
>flushes with pride
Oh, stop. With a mouth like that, you'll make a girl your age very happy one day.

>>3912995
...
>the force pulls his waist into her lap, and begins to undo his pants
If that's all the problem is, you could have told me. It's a little flattering, actually...~
>one of her hands drops onto Anon's stomach, giving it a slow rub before dipping into his pants and underwear

>>3913142
>Neglecting to ask what exactly they were filled with, he digs around in his pockets for the gold, managing to leave just enough for a 5 gold tip!
Ah, thank you very much, miss Muffet~
>He takes a bite, some purple filling getting on his face, as it was filled with...!

>Drops the soap

>>3913190
That's because you're always trippin' on moth balls. You should really come out of the storage shed

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>>3912940
(Hi Froge!)

>>3912941
Hah, I know, aren't I?
>The jostling beneath the sheets caused Iowa's face to flush with redness, embarrassed but overjoyed at his little peck of her nose. She ruffled it ever so slightly before watching he fall on top of her chest. Playfully Iowa taps on the back of his resting head while he sleeps the day away.
I knew you'd like it though!

>>3912972
Ah really? Same here, I just kind of get shipped from place to place and my Admiral is a bum. Have to resort to a little fun with the girls, know what I mean?
>She gently ribs the woman sitting next to her before rolling up the opposite sock.
That was a little bit fast for me but I think I got it...why's that? Little wimps can't handle a strong officer like yourself?

>>3913129
>Her hands begin rubbing away at her matted hair, scrubbing off all the dirt and grime from yesterday's festivities. She didn't mind the time it took since it must have been a little bit intimidating to approach a woman of her size, but when she felt his hands it relaxed her mind. She sighed a sweet breath as his hands worked up and down her chiseled back. If they had a chair it might have been easier, but for now they would have to deal with it standing up. Without looking back she called out to him.
It's very good so far! Keep it up.


(Hmmm...did I miss my drunken lover somewhere?)

>>3913279
Note to self: I need to fuck the shit out of Rek'sai once I figure out what it actually is and where I can stick my dick in it.

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>>3913291
You want me to pick that up for you?

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>>3912984
That I did.
>flush with pride
Oh, stop. With a mouth like that, you'll make some girl your age very happy.

>>3912995
...
>the force pulls him into her open lap, and begins to undo his pants
You could have just told me if this was all it was. It's kind of flattering, really.
>she slowly rubs his lower stomach, before pushing her hand down under his pants and underwear

>>3913302
I advise ganking it from behind?

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>>3913297
(Oh, hey Iowa. How is everything.)

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>>3912704
oh no it's anudda shoah

>>3913284
Hehe really? Well you look like one teenager miss. I wouldn't mind charming you
>He says in a joking manner before letting out a soft laugh and smiling wide at her
So what you want to do tonight?

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>>3913293
>I'm always tripping.
No, people are always tripping over me.
>>3913225
But I want to go to sleep.
>>3913257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwB-X6CDbQ

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>>3913076
>Rek'Sai soon was using her weight and slamming her rougher body against that of the heap of flesh she found pleasure in thrusting her shaft into. She dug her claws into the girl's shoulders while a rumbling groan came from her gaping maw until an ear bleeding screeching came from the depths of the beast. After her last few thrusts and molding the psycho's body to fit her straining thickness, the pointed tip spurted the gooey warmth that was her seed into the now easily accessible insides of the gunner. Rope after rope came pouring out of the engorged cock and filled the cocksleeve with her broiling heat of her cum. She picked up the girl slightly with her impaled on her shaft before gravity did the rest of the work and the fucktoy slid off her twitching length.

>>3913330
I can work with that plan.
>>3913351
I love you, Kogure-sama! <3 <3 <penis

>>3913351
>slaps tail

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>>3913229
You suck.
>>3913273
Not a word.
>>3913279
You suck too.
>>3913302
I'm okay with this.

But you guys still suck.

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>>3913219

>>3913288
>frosting
>wait, no, those were the semen ones
>grins maliciously as Anon eats his spunk filled donut
Not a problem at all.

>>3913219
>panting heavily, Muffet clung limply to his hips, trying to catch her breath
Mmm...aaah...
I love you so much.
>looks down between her legs, watching his seed overflow and drip back out all over his cock and the floor
You filled me with so much~

>>3913284
Uuuhh.. Really?
>He looks like he can hardly believe what he's hearing
>He lowers his hands only slightly so his eyes are showing. Once her hands start playing over his length they fall to his sides
Ahh..

>>3913398
Sorry Kogure-chan, I was trying to be discrete

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>>3913297
Well, if it isn't my favorite commander! Sorry that I wasn't 'ere for ya' yesterday; hope ya' had fun regardless~

>>3913297
>He smiles before closing his eyes and slowly passing away into sleeping, with a smile on his face, his hands rubbing slightly on her sides before they went up to her chest, gripping one of her mounds and squeeze it. Kind like of a sleep walking manner..
Hehe..big sis~

>>3913400
I want to violently rape Muffet

>>3913346
I see that. Kenny, the frog, Youmu. K-cup's a popular scientist

>>3913326
>A motherly Rosalina
No, don't do this to me emotions...

>>3913297
>Her look of relaxation only encouraged him further, his hands moving more into a massage, kneading her shoulders and pressing his thumb into the muscles down her spine. His cock at this point was standing at full attention as he finally processed that he was rubbing the back of A naked Iowa, and he actually had to bend his hips back a bit to avoid touching the head of his member to her behind. Every muscle in his body wanted to move his hands around to "wash" her chest, but at this moment he was more than content with what he was getting, and didn't want to risk getting pummeled by her.

>>3913400
(You're amazing,like really amazing. You're in the discord, right?)

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>>3913368
>>3913396
GOD DAMN IT!
>>3913414
Love you Nini. Rek is mainly for fun and has a lot of random shit I can do with her.

>>3913398
>>3913471
(I thought that cute act was familiar /Pinky/ )

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>>3913297
>looks shocked for a moment
...that is permissible here...?
>gulps as the last of her yummy leg skin disappears
N-not that I am complaining, I-I mean I sort of prefer-I-aaah...
>bites her lip
They say I roughhouse too much. But they're only love taps, really...!

>>3913414
Shouldn't have mentioned cumswapping, how could I forget that?

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>>3913400
Spider! I'm sorry I fell asleep on you last time we spoke..

>Tsuyu sighs softly and gazes at the floor, rubbing an arm slowly.

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>>3913460
Yes, so very popular!
>>3913471
And is the second best, next to Kenny.

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>>3913490
>
>>3913509
I do!

>>3913531
>>3913504
>>3913493
>pets x3

>>3913400
>Blinking at the odd taste, it was a moment or two before the taste connected to a smell. But he finally figured it out, retching and spitting the jizz filled donut all over the floor. Someone'd have to clean that up.
Ghkh...! Y-you fucking spider, who even sells donuts filled with cum!?
>Even spiders would be mildly better than this, and he jumps the counter to monopolize the sink in the kitchen to rinse out his mouth.

>>3913531
(Oh don't give me that, you probably knew it was me the whole time, you cad!)

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>>3913542
>Eats hand.

>>3913471
I'm really sorry, I didn't want to say anything 'cause I figured you weren't saying it for a reason, but then it felt like I was being dared to guess your other avas.

>>3913502
I honestly don't even consider other people reading our ERPs, I tend to focus on my own. Now I feel weird 'cause I played out a pretty specific scenario and didn't think it came out that great, and people read my terrible ERP skills.

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>>3913542
>Tsuyu giggles and and squats down like usual, tilting her head towards the anon.

That feels prettt nice~

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>>3913342
Oh, come on. Surely I have to look like your mother in this form.
>...
Why don't we watch something together? A film, maybe.
>am I really entertaining this boy...?

>>3913403
I told you I wanted honesty. I hope in the future you can just give it to me without the dramatics.
>presses one hand into his groin, and the other begins to stroke him at a quick pace
>she pulls the foreskin back as far as she can, staring down in a matronly manner as she gives the Anon his release

>>3913569
>>3913531
Wait, th-this doesn't mean that the lovely Astolfo has been permanently retired, does it?

>>3913576
It's fine, no one here is Shakespeare, but people do have email/discords for a reason.

Also did you think that most people just ignore the other replies when an ava posts?

>>3913509
Alright, alright. You have your fun, you King Queen.

>>3913586
(I apologize but I need to go for the moment. Something came up but I will love to continue. Shota anon here.)

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>>3913455
didn't you already have your fun?

Then I come back and someone else is doing Muffet ::<

Ah well, it's not like I could do much better than last time

>>3913584

I want to pet Froggy too!

>pets

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>>3913335
(Oh it's all fine! Just wanted to say hi!)

>>3913432
Oh it was alright! You missed out on a fireworks festival though!

>>3913435
>The sudden squeeze down upon her bosom caused Iowa to squeak out a moan. Was he really sleeping? She had just intended to roll around with him for a bit...
Hey little guy...you awake? What are you dreaming of...

>>3913463
>The jolt down the column of her back caused her to relax her shoulders further back and crane her neck up directly into the torrential heated water. She let it beat down across her face and wash away the soap so lovingly spread across her hard to reach places by his hands. All the while completely unaware of his lustful state. With eyes closed to avoid getting soap in them, she reached around behind her for a bottle of conditioner to soften up her golden mane but was met with a certain other 'pump'
Hmm...huh?

>>3913493
Well it's more than fine with me anyways. The girls love it too so hey, if you want 'em go nuts. Just make sure to ask first though, I won't have anything forced if you know what I mean.
>Raising her eyebrow, she catches both the last statements with interest.
Ah! I see, I see! Then you made the right choice. No males on this base besides the Admiral after all. And hmph, what a bunch of pansies. I like a bit of roughhousing in bed anyways.

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>>3913632
Speak for yourself, knave! Hark! What faggotry through yonder window breaks? It is le /trash/ and anon he is le faggot!

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>>3913455
You should really just get a nametag at this rate~

>>3913504
Hmm? Oh, that's quite alright. Nice to see you again, Froggy~

>>3913465
(I'm glad you think so, hehe)
(My name in the Discord is Fronk, feel free to PM)

>>3913562
>cackles like the wicked little witch she is, her spider army quickly tending to the mess
You...you should see...the look on your face~
>falls over onto the ground, legs dangling in the air as she lets out gasps of laughter
Do you feel filled, Anon! Bwahahahah!

>>3913660
(Oh jeez)
(I'm so sorry, didn't know anyone was doing her)

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>>3913565
>tfw they don't fully grasp how dense and retarded you are
It's not that good of a feel at times.
>>3913576
It's 'kay. Just taking a break from the usual I guess you could say. Also, how do you think I feel with being an avafag and having a lot of people reading my stuff!? It sucks!
>>3913597
No, just having fun with strange characters.

>>3913668

>tfw missed out on the show yesterday doing normie stuff

I wish I could somehow relive it.

>>3913682
(It's cool, It's only been a couple times and I haven't been back for a while. As you were)

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>>3913641
Gay apparel I put it on, put it on.
Sucking the marrow.

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>>3913351
>Bones snapped and ground as the beast threw its massive body into her. Its cock practically scraped her insides clean as it thrusted harder and harder, screeching its way to climax. Each of its last, frenzied pushes churned her organs into a pulpy, sucking slurry around its member, and it was that wet, clinging hole it billowed its jizz into. The dying psycho sputtered and hacked up gobs of its thick mucus, each cough weaker than the next. As Rek'Sai picked her up, the gunner's bruised and discolored belly stretched with the weight of her top half on her broken spine. With a splat, Jinx ripped in half. Her pelvis sunk down on the monster's length while she fell back into the sickening puddle beneath them. The cum clogging her mouth stopped bubbling as her breathing cut off.

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>>3913668
Yeah, I figured ya' had something big planned for 'dat day...
Well, at least I was with my own family yesterday for da' night...

>>3913684
(Oh come on now, and you think I'm not just a little bit half-baked? Really? It's grueling how mushy my coconut can be sometimes.)

>>3913723
What in the fuck am I reading?
Y'all niggas need Jesus Christ in your lives.

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>>3913664
Go right ahead anon! I don't bite~

>>3913668
(Well.. Hello to you Iowa.)

>>3913682
Nice to see you too, Spider! How has business been?

>She leans against your shop counter, smiling at you.

>>3913684
>Pets

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>>3913668
F-forced?! I am no criminal scum! Sexual must always be made with consent!
>a bit of Engrish accent seeps into her voice
Who is this 'Admiral'? I have yet to meet him, though I have heard that his commandeering skills are-
>freezes
...o-oh! This is good to know, yes!
>sweating bullets

>>3913542
>oof
>gives him a strained smile
Hello again.

>>3913718
And as you die I sing this song.

>>3913586
I.. I understand..
>He looks a little embarrassed at how sweet and welcoming she is. Testing the waters, he looks down to her backside and opens his mouth
Then.. Could I look at your.. Your butt? Please?

>>3913718

How the hell do you eat... Or give blowjobs without a mouth?

>>3913632
Yes. Guess it's just me. I don't read 'em. Feels weird.

>>3913684
Yeah, I know. I gave the avatar life a shot one night, and one night only. Couldn't do it.

And I hear ya. I know I was calling out for you a lot lately. I could play with Kogure-chan every day and not get tired myself. Sorry if I ever felt pushy. Like I said I'd play with Rek'sai but it's not quite my thing.

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>>3913769
(I'm the devil I can do what I want~)

>>3913817
>Pisses on

<3

>>3913668
>He was lost in focus as he continued to work her back, finding enjoyment in working her back and seeing her enjoy it. His focus broke when all of a sudden he felt something soft grasp at his pulsating member, gasping as he looked down to see Iowa's hand around it. His massaging stopped suddenly, resting his hands on her shoulders, not entirely sure what to do or say.
O-oh, Uh.. Iowa, Th-that's my...!
>He couldn't bring himself to continue, his face blushing harder than it ever had before.

>>3913682
>Shooting her a glare as he spat most of what was left onto the floor, his current look was much less entertaining.
>Kicking open the door back from the kitchen, he made to leap on her while she was down, pinning a few extra arms under his legs and shoving her face to the floor.
Tch... I'd give you the same to let you know how it feels, but you'd probably like that too much.

>>3913817
You, of all people, need Jesus Christ in your life!
Fucking shit, ERP...

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>>3913723
>With a splat, Jinx ripped in half.

>>3913817
>Touches tail

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>>3913793
Hmm?
>stops stroking him, and rises from her seat
I suppose since you asked so nicely...
>lifts the hem of her dress, showing off her weight ass to him
>the doughy cheeks bounce as she waits

>>3913778
Who's the semen demon?

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>>3913723
>Rek'Sai tilted her head as the bottom half clung to her. She first tried shaking it off but to no real avail other than swinging her member about. She soon just flicked the used hold off her before her length withdrew back to its sheath inside her. She turned away from the corpse and kicked dirt onto the remains before diving back into the welcoming ground again. She burrowed to the nearby bushes in the lane and awaited for the Adc to come back to lane to repeat the process again.
(That was fun, heh. Definitely the strangest first time with an Ava but still enjoyable, nonetheless.)
>>3913764
>>>/out/
>>3913769
>Scribbles on a pad for next rape victim.
>>3913774
>Bites.
>>3913812
Of course, of course, to each their own. Just, nothing gets me giddy like dicking around as Rek'Sai. I'll play Kogure soon, hopefully.
>>3913837
The funniest part to me.

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>>3913706
>mfw got to ERP with Iowa on the 4th
It's a meaningless achievement but I'm still smug about it

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>>3913829
>doesn't look intimidated in the slightest
Oh, stooop~ You have such a serious look on your face. I'll give you a normal one on the house, if you like~
>...
Can you get off my arms, please? You're very heavy.

>>3913770
As well as it always is, my dear. And how is...the superhero job, as it were?

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>>3913706
Oh it wasn't too much! I arrived a little bit late due to some other obligations but I'm always here when I can be!

>>3913728
Did you enjoy your time there then? Time with family certainly must be the best, right?

>>3913723
(Pretty creative. God damn)

>>3913770
(Hah, sorry if it seemed out of place!)

>>3913778
Ah, phew. Glad to hear that although I shouldn't expect anything less from an officer.
>She leaned back onto her shoulders furthering her slide along the mattress the two sat on. Ruffled and unkempt, she hadn't had time to make it since she was surprisingly wakened but it didn't bother her too much.
He's the head honcho here. Only person above me. You'll probably report into him one day but he's too busy planning or on missions most of the time. Hey, you okay?
>Iowa puts a hand up to her forehead to check for her temperature noticing the sudden outbreak.
I don't intimidate you do I? I know I can be a forceful presence but I'm a nice gal, trust me!

>>3913826
Oh...oh ho~! You frisky man...so that's what you had in mind all along? And here I just wanted a shower...
>She turned around to greet him with a wolfish smirk. Water glistened down every part of her body, decorating her breasts and hips in a nice glowing sheen. Her hand replaced itself upon what she thought was a conditioner pump and began to wring it for the moisturizer within.
Hah, all you had to do was ask you know...I can be very open about this stuff~

>>3913946
(Check your achievement lists, it's a yearly trophy only!)

>>3913880
>A little drool runs out the corner of his mouth when she reveals her plump, sexy ass. His face inches closer little by little, until his nose is tickling her panties
Amazing..

>>3913946
Yeah, barbecues and family togetherness are for the gays. Typefucking neckbeards is gangsta.

>>3913823
>Pisses on a lightswitch.
>It gets turned on.

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>>3913817
WHATEVER I GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT

>>3913723
Garen: fucking feeder jinx kys reported uninstall bitch

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>>3913966
>barbecues and family togetherness
>implying I like my gay ass family

>>3913962

Wasn't too much?

Every time you and your sexy body plays with anons is worthy of a celebration.

>>3913668
>>3913962
>His fingers kept squeezing and playing with her flesh for a bit before he wake up suddenly at her calling.
E-eh?! Oh... sorry sis. Maybe had a little...lucid dream.
>He said while giggling but didn't removed his hand from her chest
(Sorry back from eating)

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>>3913962
Even better.
>>3913966
I'm not even American and don't care in the slightest about the 4th, and the ERP neckbeards meme is retarded. Most of the ERP threads are full of men in their early to late twenties, not the 40 year old neckbeards that get memed on.
Also this >>3913997 my family is retards on one side and manipulative cunts on the other.

>>3914022
You're sure getting your mileage out of those ebin reaction pics, family.

>>3913942
(I had a cute idea for either Rek'sai that I was gonna use on Kogure before, but maybe another time then. Now it's time for bed. So aye aye cap'n Pinky)
>Salutes and leaves

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>>3913962
Well, it was fun hangin' out with my ma' again, as well as my bros. We watched out for each other back in da' day, had each others back. It was nice seein' each otha' again.

>>3913942
Yeah, I can tell you're enjoying it. Have fun, and sorry again for outing you. Hopefully I'll see Kogure-chan again soon.

I'm not even American and don't care in the slightest about the 4th, and the ERP neckbeards meme is retarded. Most of the ERP threads are full of men in their early to late twenties, not the 40 year old neckbeards that get memed on.
Also this >>3913997 my family is retards on one side and manipulative cunts on the other.

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>>3914040
I have a 200 image folder of this shit senpai.

>>3913950
>He's trying his best here, he's not used to violent outbursts. Give him a break.
Hmph. Maybe I like sitting on you like this.
And what sort of weird thing is this next one gonna be made with huh?

I'm not even American and don't care in the slightest about the 4th, and the ERP neckbeards meme is retarded. Most of the ERP threads are full of men in their early to late twenties, not the 40 year old neckbeards that get memed on.
Also this >>3913997 my family is retards on one side and manipulative cunts on the other.

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>>3913894
(Kiruko Otonashi)

>>3913962
I hope to meet him someday soon, then-
>you can nearly hear a kettle whistling behind her steaming face
>looks up shakily to the hand on her forehead, lips twitching
N...no! O-of course not, Iowa ma'am! N-not that you do not look strong, or b-beautiful-very beautiful-I-I just-I-ah, beginner's nervousness, yes...?
>hopes to god the piss poor excuse passes

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>>3913794
That is of my own concern.
>>3913786
T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN ANTARCTICA.

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>>3914041
I hate you and that nickname so damn much... G'night.
>>3914057
Shush, it's fine. It was probably going to happen sooner or later. Be seeing you, Nini.

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>Not american
>Most of family are ethier dead or in a different country.

I guess I ought to bomb Iowa as an independence gift.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>3913962
No!
You're Iowa, Hopefully by now you'd know the effect you have on men?
You probably knew about this all along!
>He moans bashfully as she begins rubbing his throbbing member, the full close-up view of her naked breasts and nethers he yearned for finally before him. His hands grasp at her breasts timidly, feeling the slippery, soft mounds , and gently squeezing them as his wrists moved in circular motions.

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>>3913942
(I certainly hope it was! I was worried I went too far at times but the way you said things yesterday I took messy and ran with it to my twisted heart's content. Catch me around again some day, although I think I'm going to be doing vanilla to recharge for a bit.)

>>3913962
Well gee, not the words I ever thought would be directed at a sequence like that, and from Iowa even. Keeping being the embodiment of the American Dream, please.

>>3913982
Thank you Bun. Maybe it's been a few too many years for that one.
And to the people responding to maid, I'm sorry. I'm taking a break after all that but next up on my play block is tender loving vanilla to balance this out.

>>3914139

Well, I would like to know~

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>>3913950
It's alright, can't complain.
Got anything special for me tonight~?

>>3913962
(It's fine.)

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>>3914169
I don't think many people actually watched pick of destiny really.

Because the rock off was a really catchy song that's hard to forget.

>>3914139
Nope, had me and lost me K-cup, right over my head. Bed time though, have fun.

Pissanon is back from nap

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>>3914101
Y-you're hurting my arms...
>discomforted look
I said a regular one. I'll even take a bite first, alright?

>>3914185
>looks both ways, pretending to be discreet
>nudges a cup of cider toward her
It's on the house because you're so nice, but don't tell anyone.
>grins

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>>3914014
Ahaha~ Crack out the beers and bags then, let's celebrate every day!

>>3914019
(Hey no need to apologize!)
Oh...you were sleeping? Hah! I didn't mind you know...you were so cute~
>Her petting traveled down from his head, over his neck and around to his cheek where she gave a light brush of her index and thumb. She was certainly in no hurry to correct his behavior against her body.

>>3914048
Oh, you have brothers too? Tell me more! I don't have siblings unfortunately...but the ship girls make for the best sisters anyways! Especially Kongou!

(This new copypasta is a little bit absurd)

>>3914123
>The trembling lips and beet red cheeks told Iowa too much about her condition. Truly it must have been a case of-
Oh! Nervous on the first day? I can see why, meeting your boss and all. Don't sweat it! Here, we should go on a walk together then. Get out of this awful stuffy room...
>The heat of the summer day took it's toll on the room. Iowa's mind had already felt the hot air but it was beginning to wrack her body but sweat began to pour down out around her head and down her neck. She puffed her jacket outwards to breathe a little bit of life into her cleavage.
Super hot though...

>>3914141
Iowa is surrounded by land so unless you have bombers, good luck Clammy!

>>3914166
Now then, blaming me? For shame on you!
>The grip around his length tightened and Iowa loomed over him with a devious look combined between malice and excitement. The swaying mounds tempted him and when his hand came upwards she was half convinced to swat him down. But the feeling was enough for her to encourage him to continue. She released the hard vice of his cock and transitioned to smoother strokes along the veiny shaft. Her fingers traveled down to his very base, stretching the skin down and exposing his head before trailing back up and circling the bulb.

>>3914169
(Hah, I told you I'm a fan of fatalpulse you know)

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>>3914211
Sleep well!
>>3914179
But I am going to sleep soon, little one.

>>3914222
>hands you a package of Pampers

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>>3914169
(Happy to indulge your little fantasies. I'm pretty much open to whatever but if it doesn't fit the character I'll probably turn it down. Gank you later.)

>>3914123
She's adorable.

>>3914235
...Fine, but if it's weird in any way...
>He really didn't want to be covered in spiders, so he let her up. For now. Taking a seat, he watched the cruel spider carefully. He wasn't a baker though, so she could probably get away with something.
On the house, right?

Walk in, pet avas, get called away! That's life

>>3913569
My hand! And you're not even a cyborg ninja!

>>3913584
>scritches behind your...frog...ears...?
I -am- a professional petter, after all!

>>3913778
Hihi! Miss me?

>>3914249
>He giggles while squeezing before stopping and laying on her chest. He yawns once again before looking up at her and tilts his head to a side.
Mmhm. Shall we sleep for today sis? We can play other time~. I'm returning from tests after tests ~

>>3914249
(this is shower anon, my next reply will be delayed but it is coming! so sorry for making you wait but I'm really enjoying it so far!)

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>>3914249
Have you ever heard of a little place called cuba? Very nice this time of year.

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>>3914296
>Spits it out onto the ground.

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>>3914249
>unable to keep herself from ogling at this point, eyes locked on a bead of sweat that rolls down Iowa's colored cheek, down her neck, and into the valley between her gigantic-
Y-yes a walk sounds very nice yes!
>hops up and runs to the door, eager to get away from her mounting urge to grope, trying to open it but fully ripping it from its hinges
!!
>goes stark white
...I...am so sorry, ma'am.

>>3914282
(No you are~)

>>3914249

Yay!

>He pulls out a cooler, pulling out two cans of America beer. He gently tosses one can over to Iowa, keeping the other for himself. He opens his beer, only for it to spray all over Iowa's shirt. He panics and rushes over to her.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry. These beers are a little shook up.

>He nervously takes a swig of his beer, awaiting her reaction.

POST CARDS

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>>3914391

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>>3914391
Just lurking for right now. I'll be on proper in about 3 hours.

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>>3914391

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>>3914391

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>>3914249
Oh, my bros? They are da' reason I actually decided to start runnin'! They were always so determined that whenever someone harmed up in any way, they would always deal with 'dem first before I could try and help 'dem out...
So I started to run, and got fast enough I could beat my other siblings to the fray and actually help 'dem out...though, not always leaving such fights unscathed...
>Scout darts his eyes away, blushing softly at admitting his weakness.
I still need to work on dat' "fragile" part of me..

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>>3914391

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>>3914413
>the only one capable of making romance good here is both rapeman and edgelord supreme
>I'm confused, impressed and need an adult.

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>>3914391
Someday, I'll make a more complete and fancy one.

>>3914413
>Kenny Blenkenship
god damn I love that show

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>>3912704
H-hey...so are these like blonde only showers? Or just blondes are in charge?

>>3914457
Had a great time with Fuwa-san on Saturday, looking forward to playing again

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>>3914391
Not sure if I should add FF to this...

>>3914363
But but but...That's my PETTING hand!

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>>3914286
>the spiders surrounding them watch carefully as she goes to the kitchen and fetches another donut
>comes back, taking a long, slow bite out of it before smiling and swallowing
Your turn~

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>>3914391
Lurking even though I said I'd play tonight.

>>3914391
>>3914413
>>3914424
>>3914457
So is there any specific program or base you guys use to make these? I might as well finally make one

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>>3914391

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>>3914391
All I got is a Tewi folder right now.

>>3914482
You wound me

my dick glows with an awesome power

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>>3914235
>Tsuyu pushes the glass back towards you, grinning.

I was hoping, maybe I could get some of your sweet 'cider' fresh from the tap~

>>3914296
I'm not like actually a frog silly.
I'm more a normal girl then anything~

>>3914464
Fiona a cute <3

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>>3914318
>Prostrating herself further into a yawn, Iowa nods her head.
Oh, sleep doesn't sound too bad...you sure? Growing boys do need their rest after all though

>>3914327
(Take your time! But I do have about an hour or so, just a warning! Might have to delay until later)

>>3914334
Oh honey if the abyssal Admirals are so incompetent that they think Iowa is anywhere near Cuba I think this war is already won

>>3914381
Hah...you must be burning up in here! Japanese not used to American summers?
>Iowa walks over slowly towards the door and assisted her with it-turning the handle the correct way instead of the way she was in her haste-and escorted her out. She stuck directly next to the police woman's sides showing her the interior of the base.
So over there is the repair pool. We heal up after battles over there. Just left the barracks now. Armory is around the bend, command is the giant building in the center...
>Iowa had to pause and wipe away a growing batch of sweat wearing down her forehead. She had to admit that in this swelter she wasn't exactly at her best. The uniform stuck to her every curve, completely oblivious to it as well.

>>3914385
>Iowa catches the drink in her right hand and reaches to pop it open. Completely caught off guard, she was blasted with the contents within causing her to belt out a tremendous laugh.
Hah! That's how it is, huh?
>She shakes up her own and sprays him with the same results.
Hehehe~

>>3914439
Aww, that sounds amazing! You changed yourself for them? Impressive! But don't worry, I think you've matured enough to probably take a few punches. Hehe~
>She chuckled to herself picturing him getting bruised up in a street battle.

>>3914486
(Hell yeah!)

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>>3914391
(Here you go)

>>3914486
>that absurd mana cost
Christ, the Phyrexians don't have shit on Uncle Sam.

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>>3914469
I'll bring her out again soon, once I think of a good entry.

>>3914485
wallpapereditor.com

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>>3914485
(Wallpapereditor.com is the site where you make them.)

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>>3914391
Just lurking for tonight

>>3914464
Bout to take you to pound town.

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>>3914391
(Just know that I'm always watching... Well, more then I probably should atleast.)

>>3914464
I want to shower with Fiona!!!

>>3914501
Mmhm. Just for tonight! Tomorrow I'm finally free and entering vacations!
>He said before pecking her nose once again and poke his tongue out.
Night!
>He said before suddenly falling asleep, but opening an eye from time to time to see if she was sleeping.

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>>3914514
>Just lurking for tonight
JUST

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Somebody should start playing Klonoa. Not because I want to fuck that thing but because I have memories of people reacting to the Klonoa porn threads on /v/

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>>3914455
I must be well rounded in all things and then become better. For their sake, as well as my own.

>>3914459
MXC is GOAT. I miss it.

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>>3914493
Alright, if you call your dick the Shining Finger I'll come out of lurking.

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>>3914501
Y-yeah, thanks...
And now, I'm strong enough ta' tank a couple blows, I promise!
>Scout blushed even deeper after hearing her giggling.
Man 'dat laugh neva' stops being cute...

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>>3913509
I love you.

>>3914391

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>>3914495
Ayy, you too....you~
>she awkwardly points two fingerguns in your direction

>>3914516
>>3914533
Whoop! This is what I came here for!
I mean, I just got out...but I could go back in for a couple minutes. Might get a lil pruney though, haha...

>>3914480
>Hesitating only a bit, he chomps out a bit right next to where she did. Now about half the donut is gone.
...
>Will it be laced with something strange? A weird filling again? Was she somehow immune to whatever may or may not be added!?

>Or maybe it's a normal donut and he's overreacting due to suspicion and rumor.

>>3914556
Is it OK if I give you my love, my lust, and all of my semen?

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>>3914546

>>3914573
Well if we DID go back in, I'm sure there'd be more to focus on than just getting pruny.

There is enough hot water left right?

>>3914550
Right you are Ken

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>>3914530
(Oh, and here's my "Limited Edition" characters, I guess.)

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>>3914506

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>>3914477
3 characters I now want to fuck. God damn it DMG. Stop having the same taste as me.

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>>3914391
Updated mine!

>>3914506
When will you clone yourself and play all your characters with 8 anons each every night?

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>>3914534
Hmm...alright then, if you say so.
>She threw her hand over her eyes after he gave her a good night kiss and drifted off to dreamland.

>>3914557
Oh really? Let's test that how tough you've gotten!
>Iowa takes a swing at his chest, laughing as she goes. The force of the punch is staggering. Her hidden strength is always so well safe guarded but that's what came along with a battleship.

>>3914603
(Alright that one got a chuckle outta me)

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>>3914391
Pretty much done for the night, though.

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>>3914619
Which 3 beautiful?~
>>3914620
Note to self.
Fuck the police

>>3914516
Sir, this is not a subway. This is a train that is going to Funkytown.

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>>3914622
(If I had the money I definitely would...)

>>3914633
That roster takes a screaming left turn into WTFville right at the end.

>>3914624
(Will call it here for a bit. Unless I wake up in middle of the night and well.. but I need to take care of some work for college. I will be lurking big sis~ <3)

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>>3914624
As I fine lover of all things Wonderland, I try.

>>3914573
Well shit. What the hell are we waiting for then?

>>3914633
Why are you so best?

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>>3914579
See? What did I tell you. It's all in good fun, right?
>...
What was that you offered before?

>>3914495
The tap? But wouldn't drinking an entire barrel of cider-
>oh
>ooooh
>her cheeks go dark purple
Uhm...well, alright, I suppose...

>>3914495
Frog-tongued human lady then! I'm still a professional petter, of course!

>>3914633
Fuckable all of them. Reksai for pets.

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>>3914597
Hey, Vic! Look, over there, a fan!
Right you are, Ken. These threads can get so heated that we need something to keep things cool. And look! An admirer of our program!
Haha! Hey, Vic, listen, I can make my voice sound like a robot! YOU. WILL. WATCH. MXC.
Oh, Kenny, you are simply too much. For those of you watching at home, stay tuned for more exciting action from all of us here at MXC!

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>>3914391
(Lewd version)

>>3914586
You cheeky shit. Fine, you've drawn me out
>The idol stretched her lithe frame as she sauntered over to him

>>3914501

>The beer sprays all over his pants, soaking them. He hastily unzips his pants and throws them on the ground. He stands there, wearing only his boxers.

Oh shit, that's cold. Be careful with that!

>His thick bulge is visible through his slightly damp boxers, his massive cock sloping against his leg as his big, though slightly shrunken balls hang underneath. He grabs a towel and hands it to her.

We should clean ourselves up.

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>>3914501
>Slaps boobie

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>>3914595
Yeah, totally! And you'll love the tub I just got in the treehouse, it's huge and roomy and can fit like three people, it's super sweet!
>She removes the towel around her head, allowing her damp blonde hair to fall down her back, hanging all the way down to her big 'ol butt

>>3914664
Not a dang thing, lets go~
>She starts making her way back into the steamy bathroom, taking both Anons by the wrists, leaving her towel barely held on

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>>3914501
I was thinking more..nuclear strike.
>>3914546
>Klonoa
>god dammit i'm not having shota lovers ruin my childhood again.

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>>3914647
(B-But kawaii monster.)
>>3914669
(You're best, anon.)
>>3914680
(Rek'Sai deserves love too!)

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>>3914501
N-no! It is very hot in here! Very, very hot.
>breathes a sigh of relief and follows obediently
>nods and hums at every sight, trying to keep her wandering eyes from the very sweaty Iowa
...ma'am.
>her blood runs cold
Are you sure you do not require the showering facilities...?

>>3914639
(Feel free to at any time)

>>3914620
>Space waifu
>FUCK DA POLICE CUMMING STRAIGHT TO YA FROM DA UNDERGROUND!

I'm sure a whole lot of people like Muffet as well, but I can't bring myself to be with any spiders. They just creep me out! Even spider lady at >>3914424 I refuse to touch. I can feel my skin crawl just thinking about it...

Still, god tier choices m8~

>>3914713
No
No
Scary monster

>>3914633

>Rider of Black

I must have you. Eventually.

>>3914713
Kawaii or not, you'll always be sweet little Astolfo to me.

>>3914703
Oh neat, so it's like a hot tub then! Awesome!
>Feeling a bit overdressed now, he removes his clothes down to his boxers to reveal his lithe form, but pauses there.
You don't have another towel, do ya...?

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>>3914710
But ruining childhoods is one of the best parts of ERP.
Brb making a Dee-dee folder.

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>>3914717
Glad you like my choices. We could private sometime if you like.

If you don't like the spider, there's always the robot

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>>3914546
But /v/ wants to ravage Klonoa.

>>3914736
what do you want to ravage?

>>3914687
(Hnngh, I should be really responsible and go to bed within, like, an hour or two. But that magic show was like what, 8 days ago? It's been glowing since then. I'm way past whatever the warning label is on a bottle of viagra. I'll take responsibility though, unless you know you'll be around earlier tomorrow night, or wouldn't mind starting and potentially picking up again.)

>A slightly disgruntled man stands in front of the twintailed idol, arms crossed. As if a flashlight were tucked in his pants, a faint light seeps through the fabric of his jeans.
Heya, Miku-chan. Can you tell me why I still look like one of your magic tricks?

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>>3914720
Graaaa!
>>3914725
(Eventually, I do seem to stick to Kogure or a new Ava I picked up. Just request it if I post at an earlier time.)
>>3914731
(Love ya gutsanon)

>>3914713
Pettinf is love! But if she enters in heat I guess someone have to turn it off~

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Whoa whoa whoa- stop the fucking thread.
They made a new Klonoa?

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>>3914624
>Not expecting that, the Scout did slide back a bit...
>But still, even then, while clutched over in pain, he still kept his usual wide grin on his face, eventually getting back up.
W-WELL! Okay!
...Should of figured that was strong as ya' are a battleship after all...

>>3914671
>Feeling a bit embarassed by now, but he was pretty ticked at being served a cum donut.
Eheh... Mh.
Huh? What offer- Oh. Uh, might have been in the heat of the moment there... But I was half thinking of... Filling up your mouth with cum like you did with the donut there?

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>>3914639
It should be obvious.

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>>3914391

>>3914734
Heh, thanks~
And the robot lady looks cute; worth looking into~

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>>3914671
>Tsuyu slowly flips your 'Open' sign to 'Closed' and slips behind the counter with you, licking her lips.

Good, good. I'm glad we're on the same page here. <3

>>3914678
Mhmm.

>She stands up and pokes the anon's nose, smiling.

You're a professional at being silly.

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>>3914795
Big chest

>>3914761
Your range never fails to impress, Rider. Love ya too, and very glad to see you're still around and enjoying yourself on here!

>>3914733
nue did you ever find more tewi heart eye pics?

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>>3914805
BIGGER YOU NIGGER

>>3914512
If you're still around - can you tell me what sorta stuff you like to do with Fuwa? I'd like to try to think of something interesting too if I catch you playing her again.

>>3914249
(back, sorry!)
>He winced as she squeezed his cock, but there was nothing he could do about it, or wanted to do about it for that matter.
Ah! Sorry! Sorry!
>He was intimidated to say the least by her seemingly malicious demeanor, but he was so horny at this point that he couldn't stop. He continued massaging her sizable tits, getting brave enough to start pinching her soft nipples. His body relaxed as her grip softened on his member, and the pleasure returned as she began stroking him.
But.. Seriously, you've got to bear some blame, exposing yourself in front of me like I wouldn't notice..

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>>3914620
Hey look it's the other me.

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>>3914820
SHE'S GONNA BLOW

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>>3914745
You.

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>>3914809
Not many.

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>>3914796
>Jasper
>Garnet
>Sapphire

(God damn it don't make me get into SU you master gem player...)

>>3914796

I must fuck them all.

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>>3914732
Well yeah, but why? You're not even wet yet!~
>She giggles and pushes you over the edge of the tub, knocking you back into the warm tub of water, snickering a little as you sit there in your wet boxers
See? Super roomy~

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>>3914775
You're such a whiny baby, good gracious~
>folds her fingers into a pyramid
Of course, now I'll need more ingredients to make a new batch of them...

>>3914802
>nervously thrushes in color, taking a seat on a milk crate
Now be careful, I'm a bit more fragile than your superhero friends...~

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I summon bolin

I want to rape _____

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>>3914652
(See ya later!)

>>3914659
(Haha~ I was considering doing Alice because of that whole SGDQ message and how hilariously fake it was as well)

>>3914699
>Iowa rubs her self off with the towel given to her by the aggressive of this battle quickly wiping down her exposed legs and removing what she can on her shirt. The cold substance causes her shirt to stick to her body revealing absolutely everything beneath.
Hah, you look like you're already clean like that~!

>>3914701
Hmm? Who is that? I couldn't see through the pixelization!

>>3914710
Like you could afford nukes. Stay out of cuba or I'll bully Northern Ocean again.

>>3914715
A shower? Oh, I suppose I could go for one of those. It'll cool me down nice...you should come too though. You look positively beat.
>She drags the woman off to the locker rooms of the training pools. Within, she quickly discards her clothing without much of a care. Finally, stark naked, Iowa disappears inside the showers and turns on one stall to full blast.
Whenever you're ready, come join me~!

>>3914771
>Iowa flexes her bicep letting him writhe in the pain of her heroic strike. It's best to let him learn and get back up on his feet of his own accord after all.
Yep! I train every day to carry my guns around you know!

>>3914823
It's my room dear, I can be however I want in it.
>Her grin widened as he began to tease the oversensitive buds atop her breasts. Slowly she continued to approach him until he was backed against shower wall. She dipped her chest down and over his face soon smothering him within all the while working his thick shaft below.
Quite a tool you have here too~

>>3914703
>The Anon more than happily follows her into the bathroom, stripping down as he went until he was totally naked in front of her, fully erect as expected
So you like doin' it here eh?

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>>3914797
Alright. I'll debut her later tonight/tomorrow

>>3914824
>tfw I keep picking up characters other people are using
I'm internally screaming
Sorry

>>3914839
that's a shame

>>3914871
Yes, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSY4mFib8Xw

>>3914871
>>3914870

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>>3914796
Not a fan of SU but I wanna fuck Orange and Blue

>>3914842
You'll get into whatever I want you to~

>>3914846
Who would you wanna hit first? Not sure if I can do a full-on sesh right now, just wanted to put my card out there

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>>3914757
(Well I'll absolutely be around tomorrow night, and one more day's wait wouldn't kill you but if you wanna get the show on the road!)

>With a twirl, her usual idol costume changed to her sultry magician costume, starting from the bottom of her boots and ending with a top hat forming atop her head. With a giggle she casually pressed her index finger against the source of the light
Easy! The light I sent out bonded to your semen stored in those balls of yours, which should have all left upon climax. Either you're backed up or there's an infection! A sane person or a doctor would recommend medication, but I'm neither! Now be a good boy and show me the light.

>>3914881
>Pets the Susie

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>>3914884

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>>3914828
OH SHIT WADDUP?!?

>>3914838
but then i'll cry

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>>3914822
Scenes I do, that use Fuwa, tend to have an experimental/clinical tone to them, though some warmth is developing between her and repeat partners. Toys tend to feature rather heavily, and, on occasion, restraints make it in too. I fear you'd have to ask someone who's followed what I've done with her for a more complete picture, though; I tend to just write the things out as they happen.

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>>3914878
Well if it's like, the theme and stuff, why not? Plus yeah, it's fun having pervy dudes like you wash me!~

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>>3914807
(Nice to see you as well, my big strong knight. Service me some time soon, 'kay?)
>>3914871
>everyone...and probably Jinx a few more times.

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>>3913942
W-why did you bite me?
No more jews for you!

>>3914436
did you make that yourself or get it from hg?

>>3914796
There goes my plan to make an SU themed thread

>>3914892
Which blue?

>>3914905
s-stop, those are lewd

>>3914892
Hey that rhymed.

Which blue though?

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>>3914911
Pussy.

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>>3914873
>and to think she'd come with the intention of being professional
>finds herself crushing a locker door in her hand absentmindedly, and quickly eeps, tossing the broken door away where she hopes it won't be found
A-ah, I will be right in...!
>taking a deep breath, she slowly pulled off her military police uniform, down to nothing but her eyepatch
>she wobbily walked in after Iowa, trying to see through the steam