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Erp thread
Best boy edition
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>>3902631
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Still waiting for that anon I was playing with to reply
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third for impostor-kun pls go and stay go
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>>3902625
I guess me actually expecting you to leave for a month makes me the idiot.
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>>3902647
That's impostor-kun, and I said I'd leave HG for the month, never saying ERP, that's my loophole.
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Sunset > Your waifu
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>>3902669
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>>3902640
Can you play with this instead then?
>The man approachs her throne and stares up, undoing his pants whilst making eye contact with the beautiful villian. His pants hit the floor and his erect meatpole bounces free to salute her.
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>>3902673
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Here we go again with anons being jealous about LD getting more attention from avas than them.
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The fitness gram cummy test is a multistage sex position that progressively gets more difficult as daddy gets harder. The 20 meter cock will line up with your ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy. The riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as daddy gets worked up. Remember not to cum early or else daddy will spank you. After you hear daddy moan, then you can cum. The cowboy position will begin now. On your mark, Get ready, start for daddy!
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>>3902639
Woah woah woah. You're not supposed to have one of those!
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>>3902679
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>>3902643
>>3902645
I don't need to hide!
I can talk to you anons <3
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>>3902640
Sorry LD this is him, work picked up and I can't now but thanks for starting out anyways
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>>3902647
A-Anzu..chan?
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>>3902692
Don't worry, I'll protect you!
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Somehow.
>Pats
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>the anon was pissing off LD and starting shit just so he could leave and have LD worked up enough to ERP
He played us like a damn fiddle.
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Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymorebut then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
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>>3902692
Awww, you're so sweet, you cute frog girl!
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>>3902720
fuck off adachi
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>>3902717
All part of the master plan Kurisu
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>>3902692
Tsuyu is the cutest! I'm going to marry Tsuyu!
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>>3902710
Whaddya gotta protect me from?
I'm the hero here~!
>>3902721
Oh hush you!
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>>3902717
I know that feeling, ma'am.
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>>3902676
Fuck man I'm really gonna have to turn this one down I just got back from fucking throwing up okay I'm stressed as hell right now
Sorry man I'll play with you later I promise I just can't now
>>3902697
Oh alright
>>3902717
Well I got too worked up because I'm fucking sick now
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>>3902720
>If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
O I AM LAFFIN
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>>3902740
Nope, Tsuyu a cute. Never going to stop saying that unless you can make me!
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Lord Dominator is a lord because they're a MAN
Where can I get hold of Lady Dominator?
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.
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Rrrrrooooaarr!
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>>3902738
I'unno about marrige anon.
>>3902746
KURISU PLEASE LET ME LICK YOU
>>3902754
Hmm, I think I see where this is going.
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>>3902740
From the bad guys. Or something.
I'm the man of the relationship, I need to protect the girl!
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>>3902757
Her first appearance was in her armor, it was a kinda samus aran thing where they revealed she was a woman at the end
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>>3902746
Didn't know LF goes to ERP
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>>3902769
OH SHIT, YOU AGAIN
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>>3902771
Don't be so silly.
I will fuck shit up for you.
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>>3902769
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
>>3902770
Please lick me!
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>>3902654
Can you help me then? I would love to suck one
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>>3902781
How about just fuck... Me?
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Give me an anime to watch
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>>3902790
Sure thing!
>He pulled his pants down, revealing his erect manhood to the girl
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>>3902800
Boku no Nickleback.
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>>3902660
>better than Morrigan
Ha ha, no.
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>>3902770
Nope. You don't see nothing. Tsuyu a cutest.
>Sticks out his tongue
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What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.
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>>3902775
Ggrrrrrraaaaaaa!
>>3902785
Raaaaawr!
>Something something jaegermonster
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>>3902838
bls no
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>>3902773
Only Samus Aran doesn't have a dick.
.....Usually.
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>>3902785
Finally!
I'll lick you alright~
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AAHHH....
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>>3902838
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>>3902773
Wtf is this? You're literally what's wrong with society. You want to be a fucking alien? A FUCKING ALIEN? You know somebody is fucked up when they would rather be a alien than a human being which is capable of reasoning. When I see shit like this it makes me want to lead a genocide on all worthless pieces of shit like you. I wish you were a fucking alien, and that you belonged to Will Smith. Also 6,300 hours in TF2? A hat simulator? Glad you are spending your time behind a computer because anyone who is seventeen years old and still wants to be a fucking dog doesn't need to be a part of society. Seriously rethink your life. Good day.
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WAT A BAD TREAD
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>>3902904
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>3902904
>Pisses on
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>>3902838
>The anon tosses another stick for the cuddly Rek'sai
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>>3902877
LD doesn't have a dick either
>>3902917
Okay
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>>3902875
Rrrrraaaaaa!
>Headbutts the scared anon.
>>3902906
>Bites Kurisu's foot.
Grrrrr!
>>3902931
>Little Rek'Sai crossed her arms and hissed at him as she ignored the stick.
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>>3902963
Goddamn i-
>KO'd
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>>3902951
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When will LD die
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>>3902951
Well, if you say so anon
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>>3902945
>that face
JESUS FUCK
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>>3902805
>She drop to her knees, admiring his delicious cock just in front of her eyes
Can I lick it?..
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>>3902963
Awww, are you still mad about the tickling and tummy rubs? Do you need a hug?
>He opens up his arms and smiles at the little, hissing void beast.
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>>3902995
Not every artist can do her face perfectly
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[desperation]
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>>3902998
It's all yours for enjoy.
>He said with a grin as he pressed the tip against her face, twitching a bit
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>>3902963
OW! Why would you do that?!
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Should I come back later?
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>>3902815
Morrigan is your waifu anon?
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>>3902998
No, you can't
>He pulls his pants back up and kicks her in the face, watching her drop to the floor
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>>3903034
>Tfw Kurisu always ends up ignoring me
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>>3902972
Ke ke ke ke
>Gnaws on her prey's unconscious body.
>>3903007
G-Grrrrr!
>Little Rek'Sai dug into the ground and popped her head out to watch him. Still growling and hissing, she felt a little safer from her burrow.
>>3903034
Graaa!
>She continued to nibble and gnaw at your foot.
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>>3903063
S-Sorry! I didn't even see you replied to me!
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>>3903028
>pets
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>>3903030
>She can't hold anymore and she starts licking his delicious tip, running her warm tongue on his length
>>3903042
>She drops onto the floor and rubs her face with her right hand
W-whaat, why?
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>>3903065
>Wakes up
W-What the fuck, stop that! Owww!
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Something tells me Kurisu is also Beary
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>>3903090
>His hand reached for her hair, taking a firm hold of it as she worked her magic on his member
Ah, what a perfect tongue you got, Ayane.
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>>3903095
I'm not.
Sorry to disappoint you.
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>>3903112
hmmmmm.....
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>>3903065
>He laid down on the ground and looked at her in her burrow.
Awww, come on. You don't have to be like that. I'll be good this time, I promise!
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>>3903108
>She slides her tongue to your balls and she slightly opens her lips, just enough to suck one of them and gently pull it while she grabs the shaft of your cock and moves her hand up and down
Delicious...
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>>3903074
I just wanna lick you and be your friend ;^;
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>>3903092
Graaaaa!
>Bares her fangs before lunging at your face and nibbling on you ear.
>>3903137
>Little Rek'Sai glared at him and cautiously poked her head out more as she placed her hands on the edge of her hole in the ground.
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>>3903140
Is it?
>Enthralled by the girl's skill, the male closed his eyes, letting a sigh of pleasure escape his lips
Do you enjoy sucking cock so much, uh? What a slutty shinobi you are!
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>>3903041
Now and forever.
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>>3903155
Ok then, I believe you!
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>>3903090
Because bitch, I'm here gor business and not for pleasure. Somebody wants you dead and I do not fail my contracts.
>He pulls a small blade from the hidden sheath in his boot and straddles her waist, his knees pinning her wrists to the ground. With a sadistic smirk on his face he presses the blad into the soft flesh of her throat, not going for the kill right away.
Any last words, Ayane?
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>>3903169
Thats very nice of you ~
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>>3903165
>He sat up and smiled. He slid himself back a little bit, to give her move room and leaned forward, resting his elbows on the ground and his chin in his hands.
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>>3903165
Owww! Stop that shit!
>He desperately tries to push her away
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>>3903197
Thank you Mistress.
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>>3903157
Its ok Kurisu is terrible anyway.
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>>3903197
You got lovely skin, Morrigan!
Pale, smooth and perfect!
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>Wake up
>Dio left again and everyone still thinks I'm pissed at him
wat
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>>3903212
Spider!
Maybe you're right.. She always ignores me and isn't super nice to me.
But you're pretty cool!
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>>3903210
>Smooch
Cute
>>3903214
Thank you sweetie, I hope you are having a great day
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>>3903221
Why do you hate Dio tho?
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>>3903221
Yeah, people here assume shit constantly
Just ignore it
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>>3903237
Seeing you gives me joy
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>>3903237
With you around? I'm having a great day!
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>>3903201
Grr...
>Little Rek'Sai dove back into hiding in her burrow before jumping out on the other side away from him. She sat down and hugged her knees close to her chest while she stared at him.
>>3903202
Graaaa!
>She flailed around her arms as she was easily pushed away while chomping at the air. A big grin on her face and she continued to try to attack him.
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>>3903237
A bat! Hiya there Ms. Cutie bat how are you?
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And then it hit me.
Tsuyu is a dyke, reason why she ignores anon lewd advances on her.
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>>3903247
Then I will try to come here more frequently
>>3903248
Thats nice to hear, then I will stay a bit more ~
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>>3903236
What?! But I think you're cool!
>>3903212
Fuck you spider bitch!
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>>3903241
is this a meme
We were emailing about majors or some shit and I fell asleep without telling him I was going to (I fall asleep on people a lot) and then he's going and saying I hate him
>>3903245
shrug
idek man
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>>3903262
Nope, I ignore almost all lewd advances.
Part of the fun, gotta have some kind of build up.
You guys are so quick to whipe dicks out but I will talk to you guys if you actually try talking.
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>>3903237
>goofy smile on my face
Thanks, Mistress...
(I'm Boco, by the way)
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>>3903289
>smacks u w/ dick
shut uppppp
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>>3903256
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you!
>He desperately crawls away from the damn creature
SEND HELP. SOMEBODY.
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>>3903256
>Startled, the anon falls over when she bursts out of the ground behind him. He starts to laugh, covered lightly on dirt.
Oooh. That's a neat little trick, you caught me by surprise!
>He stands back up and dusts himself off before very slowly walking towards her again.
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>>3903266
Thank you for making my morning better. I wish you could stay forever!
>Hugs
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>>3903289
No, it's because you're another shitposter
Not hard to understand
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>>3903266
That's excellent, Miss Aensland!
Say, do you mind if I use your bosom as pillow? Looks comfortable enough.
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>>3903274
Oh do you now.
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>>3903305
Not really, I have and will continue to RP.
No need to get mad over typefucking sweetheart <3
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>>3903320
Yessums!
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>>3903266
>pets
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>>3903236
I am pretty cool aren't i?
>>3903274
No no no
Fuck YOU
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>>3903331
>Has never done it
>Worships Kurisu
You're another Kenny and nothing more. At least he started out rping though before becoming another giant memer
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>>3903343
#REKT
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>>3903299
>Little Rek'Sai pounced on him and latched onto his back. She playfully gnawed at his shoulder and neck.
Raaaawr!
>>3903302
>She watched him closely and scooted away from him each time he took a step closer to her. She hissed at him again and growled while baring her teeth.
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>>3903332
Alright, I guess I believe you.
>>3903337
You are! Spiders are usually pretty nice.
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>>3903343
Don't fucking reply to me or my Kurisu ever again.
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>>3903343
I'm gonna assume that you're a moron.
She has role played, and she barely ever talks to Kurisu.
You need to learn your shit before you talk.
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>>3903350
Oh God. Oh Christ. Somebody take this spawn of the Devil away! Owww! Owww!
>He eventually reaches for the little parasite and holds her with both hands
GODDAMN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
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>>3903350
Alright, alright. I can take the hint.
>He plopped down on the ground and mimicked her seating position, looking over his own knees.
I apologize for petting you, you didn't want it and I shouldn't have done it.
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>>3903364
Hey frog memer, what's up?
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>>3903343
>Tsuyu worships Kurisu.
At least pay fucking attention.
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Who is the Hillary Clinton of /erp/?
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>>3903397
Tsuyu.
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>>3903378
>Litlle Rek'Sai had a big toothy grin on her face while she kicked her legs and swung her arms at him. She chomped at the air a few times as her tail happily wagged behind her.
>>3903385
>She sat still now that he stopped his advances. She grumbled while she glanced away from him and her tail curled around her.
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>>3903429
Goddamn it, you're too disgustingly adorable to just dispose of.
I guess I'll keep you around AS LONG YOU BEHAVE.
>He squints his eyes
Understood?
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>>3903429
>He held out his hand to her and smiled, closing his eyes.
Truce? No more petting unless you ask for it?
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>>3903304
Awww I wish I could stay forever too
>>3903314
I dont mind at all ~
>>3903293
Hello Boco! I was about to going to sleep, I need to get ready for work
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>>3903456
Thank you~!
>Wasting no time, he placed his head against her breasts, getting comfortable
Hmmh~ I wouldn't mind getting physical with you when you have the time... And maybe inviting your sister as well.
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>>3903456
Aww, too bad.
Well, I hope you have a good day Mistress. And when you return I shall be here to serve you.
>kisses hand
>takes a nice glance at that sexy bikini
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>Anons mad that they can't erp with avas without putting some work in
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>>3903503
You wouldn't know tho, you aren't worth the effort.
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>>3903448
Graaaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai continued her flailing around as she tried to resume her playful attack.
Ke ke ke.
>>3903453
>She hesitantly got onto her hands and crawled over to his hand. Sniffing his hand, she quickly chomped her teeth down on his fingers and growled while she held onto them with her teeth.
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>>3903503
>ERP
>work
This is literally a place for random anons to typefuck avas or other anons, the concept of work here is retarded apart from work on RP.
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>>3903510
Stop! STOP!
You're just being adorable for the sake of annoyance!
>He sighed, closing his eyes and shaking his head
OK, if I give you some food will you leave me in peace!?
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>>3903510
>pets
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>>3903510
>He winced as she bit down on his hand. His smile stained, but he managed to keep it.
Alright. I may have deserved that. Does that mean you accept?
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The Rek'Sai poster is the best thing to happen for a while.
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Nyah... Good morning.
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>>3903573
Strained*
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>>3903584
A cute!
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>>3903584
>Pets the Ankha before dropping to his knees in front of her.
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>>3903503
You're acting like ERP is some duty. People just want each other to cum.
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Good morning /ERP/. I hope you have a fantastic day.
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>>3903615
Same to you, skelly man.
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>>3903555
Grrraaaaaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai continued to try and wiggle her way closer to him to return to chomping down on him. She tried her best to bite anything close enough but mainly made clacking noises by biting at the air.
>>3903561
Raaaaaawr!
>Bites hand.
>>3903573
>She kept her teeth planted on his fingers as she growled at him. She narrowed her eyes and glared while nibbling on his fingers.
>>3903581
<3
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>>3903519
Some people want a little normal rp before the erp thats all
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>>3903598
Thank. <3
>>3903604
>She pauses, tilting her head at the display.
Mrow?
>Getting up on her tiny feet, she opted to pet the anon.
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>>3903584
Good morning, yellow cat.
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>>3903625
...Awww.
>pets with his free hand.
Too cute~
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>>3903628
Oh, that's what LD meant? I thought he was being an elitist, but I actually completely agree, don't just launch straight into the fug.
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>>3903625
Holy crap, you're hopeless!
>He sighed, putting the disgustingly cute creature on the floor
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>>3903625
>He resisted the urge to pet her as she nibbled. He sighed and resigned himself to being a chew toy for a little bit.
You know... That kinda hurts a little bit... But you look happy with it, so I guess I can let you go a little longer...
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>>3903641
I'm saying it cause you're all getting on an avas case for it yet they said they just want some set up, but you all jump on calling them a meme and shit.
Just give em some time.
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Hi~
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>>3903638
Grrrrrrr!
>Little Rek'Sai chomped down on his other hand and refused to let go while she growled.
>>3903643
>She immediately jumped on him again, this time latching onto his leg with her arms and legs wrapped around him. She gnawed at his leg through his pants while her tail wagged behind her.
>>3903669
>Vores you to show her love.
>>3903680
>She continued to playfully nibble on his hand for a while before long she was just sitting there with her teeth lightly biting down on his fingers. Her tail slowly swaying behind her as she focused on her plaything.
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>>3903701
Everyone responds to LD much more negatively than anyone else, while it is for good reason.
Some setup is just fine, I agree that it's good, but I hadn't put two and two together on the post and thought LD meant something else, as in having to have the respect of an ava to erp with them. Just a misunderstanding.
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>>3903712
Ignore the shitposter.
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>>3903712
>Pets the foul mouth dragon once again.
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>>3903712
Now, stay there an- WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>The male wnced as his leg was assaulted, smacking her head over and over
LEMME GO, YOU SPAWN OF SATAN.
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>>3903715
>Not having respect.
What?
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>>3903712
>He started to giggle, smiling back at the little monster.
You know, after you get used to it, it kinda tickles. You're an adorable little thing aren't you? And you just want to play!
>He reaches for her head before snapping the hand back to his side.
No. I said I wouldn't and I won't. No matter how cute you are.
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>>3903753
Nice reading comprehension amigo. What I thought LD meant was that you're supposed to have the respect of an ava to erp with them, rnot just to respect them.
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>Shitters resorting to post as anons to defend themselves
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>Takes a shit on everyone in this thread
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>>3903773
>Not having respect
What?
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>>3903801
I give up
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>>3903811
>Giving up
What?
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I just... I just wanted to lewd.
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>>3903826
Please stop replying
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Hi everyone~
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>>3903833
>Replying
What?
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>>3903833
>Stop replying
What?
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>>3903828
>The anon brazenly gropes the egyptian cat
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Reply to this post or your favorite avatar will get cancer tonight.
>>
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>>3903844
>>3903845
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3903848
(You)
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>>3903735
Roooaaarrr!
>Chomped down on your hand with her teeth.
>>3903749
>Little Rek'Sai continued to gnaw at his leg like a chew toy as his resistance made it that much more fun. She closed her eyes as she endured the blows while sinking her teeth into his leg.
>>3903762
>She flashed a glare at him with narrowed eyes. She bit down hard before releasing his now spit covered fingers. She crossed her arms and pout now that it was boring.
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>>3903839
new phone who dis
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>>3903863
Just an anon
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>>3903712
Okay! Okay fine, no pets. Sorry. Can I have my hand back now?
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>>3903856
Kys bolin
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>>3903857
>He squealed, then breathed a sigh of relief as she finally let go of his hand. He looked at the slobber covered fingers, smiled, and wiped it off on his shirt.
Thank you. So, what would you like to play now, girl? Are you finally up for a hug, or do you want to play some more?
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>>3903857
OWWW! OWWW!
GET OFF ME! GET OFF!
>Desperately seeks for a crowbar to pry this little shit away from his leg
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
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>>3903893
How did (You) know?
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>>3903828
I'd lewd you any day, and I'd serve you hand and foot for the chance!
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>>3903934
Your waifu loves you.
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>>3903950
That hurts, man...
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>>3903934
Everyone here has the capacity to be functional, contributing members of society.
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>>3903828
Lewd!
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>>3903975
I mean, some of them do. But then there's Paul.
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>Ankha is gone
I fucked up. I fucked up bad
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>>3903847
Aww, thank you anon, but, I think I'll wait this thread out.
>>3903948
And if I want to be stocked, raped, and degraded..?
>>3903979
Yes, I am the lewdest butterkitten.
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Hey ERP, I just got back from.doing something for my job and I wanted to say sorry. I didn't mean to be a shitposter or a meme or anything, I was just kinda wanting to chat more and have fun before actually erping. Like I said, more of a buildup, talking to anons and stuff before doing things and not just
>takes dick out and fucks u
I thought we were here to have fun and erp how we want to? But if you guys dont like the way I post then I can just straighy up whore out the frog I guess?
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>Lil' Rek'Sai supplies running dangerously low.
>>3903924
>Little Rek'Sai hissed at him and stuck her nose up in the air. She turned tail and refused to communicate further with him.
>>3903929
>She munched on his leg as she started to laugh mischievously. She held on tighter than before like a snake coiling around its prey.
>>3903934
>I'm completely harmless.
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>>3903996
>I just want to lewd
>Gets lewded at
>I think I'll wait the thread out
Men, rape this cat.
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>>3904026
No don't. Buildup and chat before ERP is just fine.
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>>3903996
Then I'll do my best to fulfill the naughty kitten's desires.
Ill blind fold you while trying both your cute paws behind your back, and ram that big, soft butt of yours till the only thing you can do is meow and drool.
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>>3904026
Hey, do as you wanna, man. People might not like it but if you aren't having fun then what's the point, right?
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>>3904026
>pets
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>>3904026
Just do you froggy.
This thread is being shitposted at the moment is all
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>>3904026
You have disappointed us. Begone.
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>>3904031
Fuck! FUCK!
>Eventually manages to reach the fridge, opening it and grabbing an assorted array of food, tossing it away from the parasite
THERE! FOOD! GO!
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>>3904026
Just do whatever makes you happy.
>>3904053
>Gropes your ass.
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>>3904026
You are a pretty chill frog. And I think I have seen you rp before with Miku. So you have fun your way. Use your own pace and have fun. I mean this is a good place to hang out and jerk off if you want.
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>>3904026
>fishing for pity
Here I thought you couldn't get any worse
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>>3904034
W-wait, I was misunderstood, please have mercy..!
>>3904044
Oh, my anon... How lewd!
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>>3904026
The problem is you are missing the point of the threads. We have enough blog posters, fuck off.
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>>3904031
Opening!
>He shouted, taking the opportunity to grab the little Rek'sai and lift her up, sneaking himself between her legs and hefting them onto his shoulders before standing.
I said no petting, not no teasing! How's the view from up there, you cute little thing?
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>>3904088
You're the lewd one for wanting these things! I bet you'd love to have your body used and abused like a royal fucktoy, wouldn't you?
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>>3904088
rape is inevitable you sexy kitten
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>>3904096
This.
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>>3904088
>pets
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>>3904096
Here I thought chatting with anons and doing rp stuff was the point of this thread, if im still missing it then what is the point?
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>>3904096
This all goddamn day long.
If you wanna ERP, rock and roll.
If you just want to get attention for posting cute animu grills so you can blogpost like Kurishit, you can fuck right off.
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>>3904124
It's an EROTIC ROLEPLAY THREAD, dumbass.
Go to /b/ to RP your waifu.
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>>3904124
Of you can't understand from the title alone, there's no helping you. Maybe you'd be better off in HG.
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>>3904026
Here's another (You) for your blogpost. +1 updated, subscribed, retweeted, favorited, bookmarked, swiped right
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>>3904144
>>3904150
You guys seem to be braindead.
No help for you, but that's okay, I understand.
I still love you <3
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>>3904173
B-But its not muh erotic rp
Pls take it back to hg
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>>3904170
>you guys seem to be brain dead
>I use an erotic role play thread as my personal diary, while holding an imaginary carrot on a stick in front of people, so that I won't get called out
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>>3904170
>Shit, I can't come with a good comeback or reasonable reply!
>I know, I'll just call them braindead
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>>3904170
I'm largely impartial to you but it's turning to dislike quickly.
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>ERP threads
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>>3904181
>Gropes ass
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>>3904034
I'm not a furfag. The cat does nothing for me.
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I want to coat ankha in my cum
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>>3904068
Graaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai chased after the food and tore it apart as she swung it around clenched between her teeth. After devouring the food, she turned her attention back to him and chased after him again.
>>3904100
Eeep!
>She kicked her legs and lightly hit him over and over on top of his head. Her cheeks turned red while she squirmed atop his shoulders.
Rooooooaaarr!
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How about this, I'll take the first person to reply and I will ERP with them, no questions asked.
Then we can all go on our merry way.
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>>3904235
Wouldn't feel right that way and you know it
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>>3904235
I don't wanna
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>>3904235
Disappointing, no.
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>>3904235
Long term RP's are saved for discords and emails, the thread is for cheap shit and you mostly seem to go for kurisu types anyways
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>>3904252
No anon, it's fine. Tell me what you want and I'll do it.~
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>>3904269
>>3904260
>>3904252
HOLY SHIT, MY SIDES.
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>>3904235
Live stream your suicide instead
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>>3904276
I want to fucking kill you
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>>3904272
I've had some rather long term stuff lasting hours here, and I prefer it because total anonymity
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>>3904276
Go away.
Go to HG or something and beg for attention.
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>>3904202
>she lets him grope her soft ass
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>>3904226
...!
>Not expecting his bait to be devoured that fast, poor anon decided it was time to bail and possibly lock himself in the bathroom. Hoping she'd fall asleep after a while or something!
JUST FUCK ME UP, WILL YOU!?
[This was fun af but I gotta run. <3]
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>>3904301
>Go to HG
Fuck off we don't want her
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>>3904252
>>3904260
>>3904269
>>3904272
>>3904280
>>3904284
>>3904301
>Bitch about muh erp
>here ill erp with you
>lol nop kill yourself
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>>3904298
See but we cant do that shit anymore because someone like Kurisu says 'oh well im just waiting for someone to try' then rejects anyone who even tries to do build up
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>>3904306
>beats you to death
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>>3904322
That's only a few people though, just ignore them and go for better people and you'll have a great time.
Even better, just filter their fienames
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>>3904317
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>>3904317
>LD's opinion
>relevant
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>>3904322
But the frog has done it.
With Miku and that green hair girl from opm.
They had a whole build up and then started erping.. Most people that are pissy just want it now and then when the frog offers you deny it.
What is happening to erp
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I want some ice cream.
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>>3904327
oh, so THAT'S your fetish, not interested really...
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>>3904307
(I enjoyed it too. Maul you again next time.)
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>Resorting to defending yourselves as anon
What has happened to erp
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>>3904226
>He rolled his head up to look at her, taking a few thwacks on the nose. He stuck his tongue out at her.
You know, I can see you go red when you do this. You can squirm and squeak all you want, but I can tell you're enjoying it as much as I am!
>He starts to sway, waving her back and forth on his shoulders.
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>>3904357
>Gropes your breast.
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>>3904349
>whiteknighting the frog
If you can't spot people who indulge avatars and blow off anons left and right, then you're one of the people who probably still gives Parsee replies.
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>>3904351
>pets
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>>3904371
What the hell did I do?
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>>3904371
Then why doesn't an anon go for her now.
Honestly, I've seen her talk to anons before, and I dont get the problem.
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>>3904349
Two times in the weeks she's showed up and near daily posting. Amazing. You can have build up but you have to put in more than a few sentences yourself you know. There are plenty of avas who have 'build up' in many ways from two posts to twenty.
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>>3904371
>>3904387
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>>3904387
You're guilty of being hot as fuck.
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>>3904387
Other than be avatar-worshiping cancer?
Literally nothing. Go back to HG, though I'm sure they don't want you either.
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>>3904417
>Avatar worship
So that's what you consider roleplying. Alright anon, I'll try to only roleplay to anons just for you, ignoring all of the other avas.
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>>3904450
I don't consider anything you do "roleplay".
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>Little Rek'Sai supplies have been depleted.
>>3904366
Aaaahhhhh!
>Little Rek'Sai screeched and wrapped her arms and legs around him to keep her atop of him scared she might fall.
>>3904370
>Bites down hard on your hand.
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>>3904389
Are you the Sonico?
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>>3904391
Okay you're right then, give me a chance to actually role play then and I'll make sure I don't fuck up again.
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>>3904471
The one that caught Garchomp, yes.
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>>3904482
Why do you keep insiting? Keep on posting?
This is embarrasing, please stop.
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>>3904460
Ah, so you consider me as yourself. A shitposting anon that has nothing better to do but tell people that they can't do what they want cause my opinion are better than your's.
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>>3904492
Are you busy? I want to fall in love with a thick girl.
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>>3904507
Now you're getting it. You're not as dumb as everybody always says you are.
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>>3904507
That seems to be the theme of this thread.
First Froggy and now you, this is nonsense.
Anons are just mad.
>>3904509
Yes I am a little busy, I can't rp but I please remind me when you seem me again anon <3
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If Tsuyu is the Hillary of ERP, who is Trump?
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>>3904495
Because I am still here to ERP.
That's the point of me posting.
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>>3904541
Iowa, obviously
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>>3904542
>beats you to death
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>>3904482
I don't have any interest while you're trying to post desperately in some sort of vindiction. I don't even dislike you, but the violent switch is LD like and childish at best
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>>3904538
Alright, its a deal.
See you around, cutie
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>>3904462
>He giggled and held on to her legs at the ankles.
Don't worry, I'm not going to drop you. Then you might ACTUALLY bite me.
>He kept swaying and started to walk slowly in a circle, to help her get used to it.
Just relax and have fun!
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>>3904538
I'm use to it really. It's just another day of HG except without the games. Can I have your pokemon for a day?
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>>3904538
>Anons are just mad
I know you haven't been here for a while, so I'll explain.
Everyone has a problem with parsee. He's a shitposter from HG that was exiled because he's as bad as the Youmu poster when it comes to humping anything with tits. The difference being that parsee has a tsundere gimmick they play up while youmu is always asking people to spit in his mouth.
The only place they're tolerated is the discord, because they're literal pets for some of the users there.
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Gotta give it to Tsuyu tho: Takes skill to turn a beloved character like her into an unlikeable piece of shit.
Good job.
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>>3904542
I just got here, but I'm down. Had a long night last night.
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>>3904556
I'm not posting for any reason other then ERPing. The switch is because people didn't like me goofing around, which is understandable. But all in all I want to ERP, I don't care how it happens.
>>3904572
Well anon, why don't you come on over and tell me about it, relax a little <3
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>>3904569
>Basing a chatacter off of an anon who posts her picture
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>>3904569
She's Kurisu-tier at this point. Like oral herpes. It sucks that it's there, especially when it flares up to remind you it's there, but most of the time you're just happy it's not around right now.
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>>3904564
Anon I've never shitposted on HG I just got bored of the games. Also, I would like to roleplay with males and tentacle monsters, but not a lot of people are into futa. Also, no one owns me on the discord. Good day to you.
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>>3904301
>Someone steps up to ERP
>FUCK OFF
Everytime. It's literally like nobody here actually wants to ERP. Stupid of me to even attempt to look at these threads again after having left. These threads are seriously just full of underaged newfags who can't function on the fucking internet and don't even know how to do the thing they want to do. You can't have fun without either circlejerking some sort of persona to yourselves and causing unwarranted drama, or without whining and complaining.
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>>3904614
>pets
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>>3904564
Youmu was cancerous as fuck but the little faggot's depraved begging got me diamonds. That stupid slut was down for anything and everything you could throw at her.
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>wake up
>pour me a bowl of my favorite cereal
>Get some milk and pour it in
>Start eating and notice my cereal tastes like ass
>forgot that this milk was rotten and smells of desperation
>mfw that milk was Kurisu
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>>3904591
>He stands up and walks over to her with a gentle pace.
Just found out that the girl I'm in love with is lesbian.
A total Chasing Amy moment. Know what I mean?
How are you then miss?
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>>3904614
Im into futa
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>>3904622
Whining, complaining, and shitposting is my fetish.
I am masturbating furiously right now.
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>>3904559
Gah! Grrrrraaaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai pointed at the ground with one hand while she kept her other arm wrapped around his forehead. She kicked and struggled against his hold on her as she objected to his handling of her.
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I want to be tied up and fattened with cum while while my extra large package is fondled
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>>3904614
Link to discord?
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>>3904670
>Tsuyu sighs softly at the anon's statement and gets up from her seat to meet him halfway, sliding her arms around his waist to embrace him.
Well anon I'm sorry to hear that, but what can you do? Just gonna have to get up, brush yourself off and move on right? As for me.. Don't worry about that, I'm fine.
>She smiles and places a gentle peck on his cheek.
Why don't you have a seat, want anything to drink?
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>>3904682
Alright, alright. I've had my fun, I'll let you down.
>He slowly lowered himself down to kneeling, bowing his head so that she could walk off his shoulders. He spent the entire time stifling laughter as she squirmed on top of him.
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>>3904672
Then roleplay with me when I return. If you want to though.
>>3904625
Can you not do that?
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>tfw you met the love of your life by typefucking on 4chan
>tfw LD
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Tell me who is the enemy.
Who are das juden controlling these threads?
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>>3904731
>tfw you can feel yourself getting attached to an avafag you barely know
It's hip to consider suicide
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>>3904751
I know this feel.
And they'll never have eyes only for you the way you do for them.
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>>3904738
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>>3904729
>unpets
Done
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>>3904766
Maybe if my plan works, anon, maybe.
Unless they're really popular (Iowa, DMG) you should consider making a plan to get close to them.
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>>3904614
>not a lot of people are into futa
Wow, that 40% or so who aren't into futa is a whole whooping great big load.
You're being too pessimistic.
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>>3904729
Why not? You're both adorable and desirable!
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>>3904766
Hi Jiro.
Find your soulmate.
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What do people have against the ryona loving jinx?
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>>3904723
>Little Rek'Sai hopped off him and smacked him with her tail on her way off. She hissed at him before kicking his shin and jumping back into her hole.
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>>3904766
>tfw you have somebody attached and want them off
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>>3904805
Who and why?
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I want to erp
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>>3904805
Hi Ragyo
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When I was a really young kid, I legitimately thought that girls had dicks also. It always disgusted me and I though that the best girl would have a really small dick. This is what I though until I saw porn for the first time in my life and got an erection. Then everything made sense.
Finally I have this shit off my chest, please continue this thread like this post never happened.
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>>3904708
Right? It just sucks, but oh well.
> He smiles at her response.
The reason why I ask is because I can learn more about you.
> He says as he sits next to her.
Ya, I'll take Guinness. Care to join me?
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>>3904831
FUCKIN' AYY
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>>3904831
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>>3904803
>He yelped as she kicked his shin.
It wasn't that bad! You looked extra cute up there! Well, you look extra cute everywhere... But that is not the point!
>As she jumped back in her hole he huffed and turned his back.
Fine!
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>>3904831
>I though that the best girl would have a really small dick.
But anon they do.
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>>3904872
>people who get attached so easily tend to have lots of mental problems and unload them all on you the second they can
Your story checks out. Enjoy being e-stalked.
Protip: Don't get involved with nutjobs.
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>>3903934
I don't want to die.
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>>3904867
Paul must be a very special girl
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>tfw no one want to erp with me
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>>3904843
>>3904841
>>3904867
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>>3904898
He's "special" all right.
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>>3904867
>pets
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>>3904861
Graaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai growled after poking her head out before diving back in. She curled up in her cool hole and grumbled to herself.
(I'm going to go for probably a couple hours and return as the real thing. I had fun. Too bad there's not much little Rek'Sai.)
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>>3904836
>Tsuyu quickly leaves the room to fetch him the beer he requested, her voice trailing as she walked away.
Oh, you want to learn.. About me? Well if you insist.
>A few momemts later and she had returned, ice cold beer in hand. She popped the bottlecap off with minimal effort and made her way over to him, holding the beer out.
Honestly, I'm doing well. Had some problems with a group of people before but it was nothing I couldn't handle. I am a hero after all~
>A beaming smile spread across her face as she said this and while it was true, she was a hero, she was still in school. It would be a while before she became a fully fledged hero. Tsuyu took a seat on the couch next to the anon.
So, what brings you here, other then some relaxation?
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>>3904913
>
>>3904953
>Meows into pets
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>>3904913
>Posting Dio when he came back for all of one day and retired
Not cool man too soon
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>>3904988
(Same here, it was tons of fun to tease a teeny rek'sai! Seeya around you tsundere jungler)
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>>3905004
>scritches behind your ears
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>>3905014
That's Johnny.
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christ what does it take to get some erp around here
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>>3905065
Non dead hours
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>>3905024
>Nuzzles into the petting
>>3905065
Take your cock out
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>2 in the afternoon
>still dead
Wew
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>>3905065
Go read a doujin.
You get the same effect. They're both text and images after all.
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>>3905080
>sticks ponos in ur bajingo
I'M CUM!
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>>3905080
>patpatpat
How is the kittyDMG doing?
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>>3905065
request some sexual healing.
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Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!
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>>3905104
Yes
>Cums as well
>>3905105
I'm the best right now Meow <3
I'm on top of the world. you?~
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>>3905000
>As takes the beer from her gentle hands and takes a swig. After receiving his first sip, he looks up and nods to acknowledge that he's listening.
Doing well, huh? That's good. What do you mean you're a hero? Like... you save the day and fights crime?
The reason why I'm here is to blow off some steam and get a simple relief before going back to the grind, if you know what that means.
However, it seems a bit dead as of now.
So do you have powers?
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>>3905115
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhh!
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>>3905139
Hey stop making me look like a joke.
I'm the goddamn pissanon so fuck off.
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>>3905173
>Pisses on you
Nah.
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>>3905216
>Don't you mean "piss off"?
NO
NO MORE PETTING FOR YOU
NO ONE SPITTING PUNS LIKE THAT IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME
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Fuck knife-eared shits.
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who represents who in this image
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>>3905242
But but but...I'm sorry?
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>>3905256
The hunger games is everybody.
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>>3905262
Bad anon. Bad bad anon.
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>>3905127
Well, anon..
>She stands up once again with her hands on her hips and slowly turns from side to side, smiling at him.
I'm a frog! Or, I have the form of a frog. That's my main thing. So I do.. Frog things! I can hop long distances, stick to walls, my tongue extends to a maximum of 20 meters and can lift a persons entire body.. And I can eject and wash my stomach as well as secret toxic sticky liquid!
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>>3905262
>Shits on you
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That was quite a lot of silly-ness I missed.
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>>3905315
F-For you
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>>3905315
Be glad.
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>>3905315
Blame Paul
He wouldn't quit shitposting this morning and it spiraled
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has there been a theme thread where lapdances make sense yet?
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>>3905315
Same. How ya been Cuteryuu?
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>>3905372
>Takes the tewi and loves
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>>3905315
At least we get neat pictures of Tenryuu with your posts now instead of stupid Transformers and shit.
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>>3905372
Do they have to make sense?
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>>3905295
>As she stood up, his eyes admire her hips as they swing from side.
A what... a frog?
I got to admit, that's pretty cool! Does your skin require you to stay lucubrated at most times?
And eject toxins from your stomach? That sounds incredibly painful... and Deadly...
Did you go to school to control your powers?
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>>3905339
I guess.
>>3905348
Of course, the Paul Cycle never fails.
>>3905377
Sleepy, I went at it too hard yesterday. You?
>>3905380
Soundwave is cool. I never even watched any TF but Beast Wars though.
>>3905396
Nya~
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>7 days
Passing the time at work was very hard today.
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I'M DELETING YOU,CIRCLEJERKERS!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete....
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>>3905378
>Phone ring
>U answer
>Is Tewi's dad
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
>U tell tewi
>She says that's a quote from the movie Taken and her dad is dead
>Then who was phone
>>3905388
guess not
>>3905396
>Sucks u r dick
>U like this
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>>3905443
Tfw the entire thread and discord is a circlejerk for furfag futas
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>>3905447
Well, I could use a lapdance right now!
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>>3905431
Please post a picture of Ten in the position you'd most like to fuck her in. Beast Wars was pretty rad.
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>>3905400
(Driving, be back!)
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>>3905476
Probably this one, I like when chicks do this.
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You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o shit waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.
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>>3905372
This picture got me hard.
Anyway
>Striding into the room with her tall wedges clacking against the flooring, Samus quickly scans her surroundings for a seat. She spies one, and promptly plants her behind on it, the tight latex material of her suit squeaking against the leather of the chair. She crosses her legs and places her palms atop her knees, simply waiting.
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>>3905431
Refreshed, relaxed, and working like usual. A break really does so some good, I'm glad you had some fun though!
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>>3905514
Reverse cowgirl squats. I like your style, Mechanon. I'd typefuck you but you're borderline bro-tier.
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>>3905529
Are you cuck Samus or /v/ Samus?
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>>3905529
Afternoon, Samus.
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>>3905529
>pets
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>>3905529
Well, this is certainly a lovely view! I'm liking everything I'm seeing...
>He approached, smiling
... But I'm curious about what I ain't seeing as well.
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>>3905560
I'm Discord Samus, who occasionally posts on /v/ to tease.
>>3905566
Hello, how are you?
>>3905572
Please stop.
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>>3905599
>unpets
>slinks away, dejected
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>>3905577
>Raising a thin, blonde eyebrow, the bounty huntress tilts her head and brushes her long fringe out of her piercing blue eyes before fixing them on the would -be paramour before her.
Is that your best line? I certainly hope not.
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>>3905530
I could probably stand to do the same sometime. I have a hard time though since I'm baka.
>>3905539
I feel you, it's part of why I'd like to post like this less but I'm as said, baka. I tried the secret ava thing but people wanted to play with me so much I felt bad hiding the fact my schedule is hot garbage.
>>3905552
Meow meow. Sleepy.
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>>3905639
Apologies, I'm certainly not the best when it comes to flirting.
>He laughed, scratching the back of his head
How are you today? Any successful bounties lately?
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>>3905599
I think we're up to three Samusposters now.
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>>3905648
I want to suck Tenryuu's fat tits and eat her asshole.
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>>3905695
They are all shit.
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>>3905648
Fair enough. Thompson, followed by L85A1, by the way. And then I got him to watch LvB and the fox one I can never remember the name of.
>Hugs
Mornin' to ya, by the way.
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Oh its over? I was like half watching pauls shit fest while being busy with gundam breaker
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>>3905529
It's the best tewi picture besides maybe this one uncropped but if I post it I'll be banned.
>>3905552
>The overwhelming feeling of accomplishment drives Tewi onward, until she becomes grand high empress of the world.
>>3905470
in a few hours maybe, got stuff to do.
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>>3905674
>Uncrossing her thighs now, Samus leans forward and rests her elbows on her legs, placing her chin in her gloved palms. Her face flashes with a look of amusement and tilts her head slightly and speaks.
I'm fine, and they're all successful. Always.
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>>3905762
>Opens the chest for the gold.
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>>3905720
I'll be free most of tomorrow if you want.
>>3905739
Xebec's thicc animes are a true marvel. Kanokon, also. I was tired of ecchi anime by the time they started adapting ToLoveRu, sadly.
>Is hugged
Heya.
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>>3905807
>Gives you a golden shower
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>>3905783
Post the uncrop version.
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>>3905795
Anything in particular you'd like to share then?
>The male eagerly sat besides her, crossing his arms in front of his chest, looking at the beauty before him
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>>3905834
Ahhhh, this wasn't the kind of gold I was looking for.
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>>3905847
Fuck you, why is that hot as fuck?
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>>3905860
I wouldn't know.
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>>3905847
Now you're just baiting me.
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>>3905878
I don't know why but the thought of you being pissed on and degraded and loving it makes me fucking diamonds
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>>3905835
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1295857
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>>3905829
Let me taste that hole sometime, please.
>>3905836
>Turning to face the boy, Samus shakes her head and laughs.
Listen, I know exactly what you want and it isn't war stories.
>The fit blonde spreads her thighs slightly, her slit and mound obvious beneath the tight material of her suit.
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>>3905829
You seem a little out of it still.
Have a good 4th then, Cuteryuu?
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>>3905901
:^)
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>>3905927
let me guess, you're the same Blaziken that always leaves the Anons
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>>3905901
>>3905927
WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE?
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>>3905883
Love you.
>>3905890
A-anon, please refrain from trying to get me hard while in public.
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>>3905901
Heh, you got me.
>The male scooted closer to the Bounty Hunter, a hand casually resting on one of her thighs
And are you willing to give me what I want then?
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>>3905901
What a lewdy.
>>3905919
Just haven't eaten much in the last three days. Leaving me a little brain dead, I guess.
It was okay. I had fun here, at least.
>>3905955
Probably the one not an ugly furry.
>>3905967
<3
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>>3905942
Only you~
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>>3905400
(Sorry sorry sorry, not sure if you're still here..)
Well no.. I'm not entirely like a frog silly anon! My skin is the same as yours, and I can eject my while stomach, not just toxins! And yes, I am currently in school.
>She catches his eyes and turns her back to him, giving her rear a playful wiggle before sitting back down, closer to him this time.
So, that's enough about me! You came to relax right? How did you plan on doing that. Movies? Video games? Food??
>>
>>3905996
Quick! Swallow me before you mysteriously disappear!
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>>3905984
For gods' sakes, man, remember to take care of the basic necessities! Eat something! If there weren't so much land and water, I'd slap your dumb ass! And then make Mexican.
>>
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>>3905984
Oh, you haven't even got a clue.
>>3905970
>With a sultry smirk and a bite on the corner of her lower lip, Samus talks decisively and her tone changes, the huntress' voice now dripping with command.
Depends what hole you want to use and what ones are available.
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>>3906089
>Begins to finger your asshole through your suit.
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Hello again ERP <3
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>>3906089
Would it too much but to ask for your love hole?
>The male gathered courage to get even closer, the hand of her thigh slowly making its way to her breast, giving it a squeeze
It would be a great honor to grace the famous Samus Aran with my cum...
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>>3905967
>Accidently drops incriminating pictures
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I feel like Miyafuji now wishing there was tank girl waifus to lewd.
>>3906069
I get paid tomorrow, I'll eat plenty then. But some Mexican does sound really good...
>>3906081
Anta baka
>>3906089
Most people from /v/ are degenerate whores; I'd know since I've been following 4chan ERP since it started there years ago. Don't browse there much anymore, though.
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>>3906117
Lewd frog.
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>>3906150
Take some fajita strips, some Spanish rice and a piece of nori. Make that bitch some Spanish sushi.
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>>3906178
>slaps hand away from keyboard
Quiet, you! We're ostracizing it for its hubris.
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>>3906117
Do you have a discord/email or something? I want to just talk and stuff
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>>3906131
Those suit-covered tits are delicious. I wan to grope them and suck them.
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>>3906119
I don't do multiples, one person is hard enough on phone.
>>3906128
>Laughing loudly, Samus places her hand on top of her partners, her latex clad digits cold on his flesh.
My love hole? You certainly weren't joking about the bad at flirting thing!
>Regardless, she allows him to continue his groping, somewhat enjoying the squeezing sensation on her modest, perky breasts. Her nipples stiffen as the fingers knead her, beggining to protrude through her Zero Suit.
>>3906150
I'm not "from" /v/. I use the board to play sometimes but more often than not I just lurk it.
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>>3906131
>Picks up said pictures and slips them into my pocket.
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>>3906081
When there's work I have to do, I don't have all the time in the world to be here. I don't fully expect myself to be in here for long when I pop in like this. Whenever I leave prematurely, it's never on purpose.
>>3906056
>pets anon
Not today, love~ here's something you can remember me by for now.
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>>3906178
Do you like? <3
>>3906229
I do not, my apologies.
What did you wanna talk about?
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>>3906245
H-Hey! Don't say that!
>His pride was slightly wounded but refused to back down. Further squeezing that breast, the male then ventured a sudden, sloppy kiss on the Huntress' lops while his other hand reached for his pants, undoing them to reveal his eager, hard manhood!
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>>3906260
I see, of course
one day.... I will cum inside the chicken
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>>3906219
That sounds pretty good; I'll keep that in mind. I love most varieties of sushi. Never tried that.
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>>3906305
I hope you do~ for my sake...
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>>3906292
>Taken by surprise and at first going to push him away, Samus rethinks her actions and concedes to the boy, allowing him his victory. She clasps her hand on the teasing one at her breast, urging for the male to squeeze harder as she presses back into his kiss more ferociously than he could have expected.
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>>3906319
Come on now, did you forget who you're talking to? I love to cook. And make things that have no reason to go together into delicious things.
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>>3906232
Now I feel bad for never being in the mood.
>>3906257
You monster.
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>>3906401
Wow, how could you just never be in the mood?! This place is for ERP!
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>>3906351
Hmphh!
>He was taken aback by her ferocity but completely enjoyed that powerful kiss, breaking it after several moments nd with a string of spit joining their lips
A-Ahhh... Incredible!
>His fully visible cock twitched, eager and waiting
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>>3906423
Right? I always assumed it was for intellectual purposes...
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>>3906401
I have no idea what you are talking about.
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>>3906401
>Tag writes another love note and vanishes, this one says he is sorry for not being around
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>>3906444
>Pisses on the elf's face
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>>3906401
You don't
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>>3906457
Oh stop that. Now you're just teasing me with the fact that Parsee will never indulge my watersports fetish and swallow my hot piss.
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>>3906428
>Rapidly grabbing at the twitching shaft hanging out of his pants, Samus grips it tightly in her gloved hands and begins to jerk it hard, the precum dribbling down onto her hands and over the tight suit. Her treatment of the penis is rough, angry and most of all lustful.
Squeeze my tits harder, and I'll be gentler down here!
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>>3906423
Shut up nerd.
>>3906444
Whatever just PROMISE me not to blackmail me later.
>>3906445
>Makes a heart shaped web on tallest building.
>>3906465
Yuh huh
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>>3906500
I'll swallow it <3
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>>3906507
A-Ahh!!
>A gasp of bliss escaped the male's throat, nodding weakless now that he realized that he was at her mercy
>He proceeded to obey her command, both hands squeezing those fantasitc breasts, his thumbs now and then teasing her nipples
S-Samus...
>Swallowing, the male opened his mouth and proceeded to suck on the Bounty Hunter's tits, Zero Suit and all!
Hmmphh~!!!
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>>3906500
>tfw too embarrassed to indulge people with watersports
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>>3906441
It most definitely is! That is why I am here.
>>3906538
Sit on my face.
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>>3906569
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>>3906577
Hey, Eddo! What's the name for a weeaboo's favorite sword?
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>>3906588
"Baeblade!"
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>>3906538
No promises dear. Now run along and do some hero stuff that you're suppose to do.
>>3906457
>Parsee opens her mouth allowing the liquid to fall into her mouth.
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>>3906598
Boooo.
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>>3906588
>>3906577
Doublade
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>>3906401
Don't feel bad, I can wait for you~
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>>3906607
>The male takes her ears and pulls her head forward, sliding his cock into her warm wet mouth as he continues pissing .
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>>3906598
>Baeblade!
.. Cute
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>>3906598
That one sucked
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>>3906644
Musky cocks
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>>3906635
Just know that one of the avas you've pissed on enjoyed it more than they showed.
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>>3906644
D.M.G
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>>3906663
>Sprays with water bottle
>>3906672
The one and only
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>>3906669
Huh? I'm not pissanon, I'm just in the mood to piss down Parsee's throat after that pic she posted.
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>>3906682
>Rubs sweaty cock on face
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>>3906684
Oh, damn. My bad, carry on.
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>>3906682
the only and only puffy vulva DMG~
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>>3906559
>Going back on her word, Samus grasps the males shaft even harder, her hand pumping him quickly and roughly as his soft, warm lips press around her erect nipples. She lets out a loud groan and spreads her thighs wider, her heels lifting off the ground slightly.
>>3906571
Watersports is so hot though!
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>>3906607
>tfw tired and in a shitty mood all morning
>Parsee nonchalantly drinking piss making me chill out
Stupid elf thing
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>>3906571
But watersports is great, don't be embarrassed anon
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>>3906620
That is a depressed human being trying to make everyone else feel better by posting bad puns
Or at least that's why Jiro says he does the Eddo thing
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>>3906739
As hot as their piss pooling in my mouth and having them force me to swallow while they continue to cover me in it...
I'm getting outta here
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>>3906747
What is it about cute girls drinking piss on their knees that is so hot?
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>>3906636
>She starts to gag once the anon shoved his cock into her mouth. Her throat burned as she felt the liquid travel down her throat causing her body itself want to puke out all of the liquid, but the pain felt so good.
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>>3906739
>The male desperately continued to suck, lick and kiss those nipples through the fabric of her suit, leaving the tip of her breasts completely soaked with his saliva. His throbbing cock was now leaking considerable amount of his precum, eager to experience the Bounty Hunter's cunt!
A-Ahh... Samus, let me... Let me take you...
>He managed to said in between pants, breathing heavily
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>>3906782
I want to cum on your face then rinse it off with a hot stream while you scramble to swallow every drop of my fluids you can.
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>>3906747
Join in?
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>>3906768
Not that guy, but honestly when you pissed on my ava I thought it was just a new shitpost. I could have been down for it.
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>>3906806
>Realising her grasp, she pushes him onto his back
Fine, but you're going to use my asshole, its going to be through the suit and I'm going to be on top. Understood?
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hey there~
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>>3906698
>Pouting she pushes the strong scented cock away lightly, turning a head to it
St-stop it!
>>3906716
Puff the magician girl~
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>>3906768
Maybe tomorrow. I can't brain enough to lewd properly right now.
>>3906788
It's like magic.
>>3906795
I need a moment.
>>3906817
See above. I'll enjoy the show for now, though.
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>>3906854
Ah!
>He fell on his back, a clear crimson blish on his face. The only answer to her query was a nod of his head and a twitch of his cock.
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>>3906877
not puffy enough
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>>3906881
I'd like to suck the fresh pee from Tenryuu's dirty panties.
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>>3906899
This place is awakening so many new fetishes in me.
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>>3906881
I'd like to drink fresh pee from Tenryuu's cock.
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>>3906809
I have more admirers, oh yes! <3
>>3906824
I've been told that, but I owned up to the title of pissanon <3
>>3906795
>He entwines his fingers in the elf's hair and begins to slowly move his hips, his cock pulling out if her mouth then hitting the back of her throat over and over. The stream of piss was still going strong but would end soon as his bladder was emptied in her throat.
>>3906881
Okay cutie <3
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>>3906923
Same here. Who knew I wanted to fuck boats and demons and sucks cocks and stuff? It's a magical place.
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>>3906894
Ah shit, I actually gotta go, but id like to continue this another time. Just let me know its you next time I post.
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>>3906897
Puff
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>>3906960
(Sure thing! Take care!)
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tfw you're just into ddlg and nobody is normie enough to be your daddy
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>>3906960
Lmao that blue ball
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>>3906975
ddlg?
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>>3906975
DDLG?
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>>3906575
But I don't want to suffocate you.
>>3906607
O-ok. Just think about it atleast, please?
>>3906630
Thank you! I'll try not to keep you waiting too long.
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>>3906877
>Continues rubbing the filthy cock against your face
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>>3906965
Vulva so puffy you can sleep on it
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>>3906877
>>3906965
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>>3906975
Daddy's cummies?
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>>3906975
Depends on the daughter I guess
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>>3906965
we're not allow to fuck the puff are we? too much going on?
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>>3906975
i love you, son
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>>3907040
yeeeeeeeeees
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>>3906975
Hey~
I think I know just the person for you
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>>3907070
Daddy? o:
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>>3907013
>Pecking her soft lips at the stong smelling cock she tries to push it away, fighting her urges to take the stinking fat cock in her gaping maw.
S-stop.. Please
>>3907021
PUFF
>>3907029
FUCK OFF RICK
>>3907047
I'm in a really good mood today.If you can handle it you can try~
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>>3906937
>Her lips stayed enclosed on the anon's cock, making sure not to drop a single drop of his piss. once he was done pissing down her throat her tongue coils around his cock before she leans back, taking his cock out of her mouth
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>>3907010
Patience is a virtue, etc
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>>3907108
I don't want to stop..~
>He places a hand on her head and turns her face to his throbbing length, pressing the up up against her nose.
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>>3907108
I want my favorite position~
the same anon from the other times..
then I want to fill you womb with lots of cum~
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>>3907108
>admitting to being in a good mood
I expect Paul to appear within the next 30 minutes
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>>3907143
The pregnancy meme returns
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>>3902904
>Hirame!Jinx poster is back
What are your secrets?
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>>3907124
>As his cock slides free of her mouth he rubs it up on her face, the thick wet with piss and saliva. He smiles down at the elf and releases her hair.
I hope you have a bit more time for me, cutie~
>He takes the base of his cock in one hand and begins lightly slapping it on her face as he awaits a reply from her.
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>>3907142
>As the thick, heated member presses on her nose she takes a long, deep breath, taking in the fowl stench that is the unwashed cock, turning her cheeks a pale crimson as her eyes roll, her mouth opens as she accepts the cock in her warm mouth, licking and swirling her tongue around it in a cock drunken haze
Mhmm..~
>>3907143
This one right?~
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>>3907195
I still need to torture your jinx
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>>3907195
That pissanon you like is playing around.
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>>3907195
You're here forever.
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>>3907010
I'm thinking about it.
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>>3907191
PreggoAnon loves elipses overuse though
>>3907195
Hi beautiful
>>3906936
>>3906899
You guys're too lewd
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>>3907208
Mmf, aah.. There's a good girl..~
>He grips her hair with the hand on her head while his other hand rests on her shoulder, filthy unwashed cock buried deep within her throat. A low groan escapes his lips as he holds her in place, unable to pull away as a stream of hot golden piss sprays from the head of his cock.
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>>3907070
dad!!
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>>3907257
Shove your dick in my mouth and piss down my throat.
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>>3907257
I want to pee on Tenryuu's fat chest!
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>>3907289
That's my job.
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>>3906975
If that other man doesn't fit for you, I can be of assistance, though I don't have any pictures to use.
>He approaches, his arms outstretched as he smirks at you.
Come here, my little girl.
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>>3907210
>pets the chest
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>>3907299
Both of you piss in my mouth at the same time then.
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>>3907257
so, we have a way to tell what anon is who?
what else does he do? I've never payed attention
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>>3907312
>The chest makes content owl sounds for some reason
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>>3907321
Maybe~
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>>3907301
>>3907070
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>>3907088
>>3907268
While I do love to be called daddy, and I do love snuggling...
I was talking about someone else..
I don't have much experience in LG s I'd probably be bad
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>>3907352
>Judging this hard.
I'm sure your fetishes are perfectly mundane and vanilla.
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>>3907352
I am a giant shitpost so.. yes?
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>>3907234
>Keeping her legs up she reaches down between her legs, exposing her puffy little slit she wiggles back and forth with a wide smile
Come on! Stick it in me <3
>>3907266
(You really should of asked if I was okay with Piss play senpai. Bathroom is on my nono list. But since I'm in such a good mood I'll let it slide)
>Her gapping mouth accepts your golden treat as the stink of your fat cock masked her own. the hot steam coating her face and wetting her cloths as you mark her as your own
Ahh.. Ahh stop that!...
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>>3907340
awwhh..!
>continues to pet
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>>3907369
(Ooooh, my mistake. No need to let it slide if that's not what you're into, I fully understand.
I would however accept if you got.. Pissed.. And wanted to punish me. I deserve it <3)
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>>3907369
>he climbs on top of her, pushing his thick cock against her pussy lips, then thrusts inside
You're soooo good~
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>>3907210
(It's all a matter of time, just gotta get my ass in here at a time when you're running the Mimic.)
>>3907217
(He's pretty underappreciated, though it's no secret why. His RP was superb though, so more people should give it a shot.)
>>3907225
(I'm just easy to summon.)
>>3907257
(A Tenryuu! Let me find my piss lines...)
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>all this piss
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>>3907377
>It continues to make owl sounds while the faceless being pets its hardwood lid
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>>3907422
Ah, I want to fuck a Sister of Battle...
... For the Emperor.
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>>3907422
who ya rping as
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>>3907422
Ohohojousama when?
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>>3907405
>accept if you got.. Pissed
You did that just for the pun didn't you?
>>3907407
Ahh!
>She cries out as your cock pumps into her soft, puffy little pussy, she squirms and sighs as you cock opens up her tight love tunnel as it shapes around your cock, the perfect little toy for you to fuck as much as your heart desires
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>>3907289
That's a bit forward isn't it?
>>3907296
Well, if you want to so bad...
>>3907422
>Paws at Jinx and maid
How're you today?
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>>3907422
Oh well I cant tie her to a chair and torment her as a mimic silly jinx~
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>>3907422
My RP is decent, but thank you. <3
And yes I know not a lot of people are into that but it's okay because I have my anons and avas, you included!
>>3907474
I did not, but I ended up making the pun.
I still love you DMG sorry for not checking your fetishes first. I got the dirty cock one down though <3
>>3907477
Tenryuu looks like she's starting to want it <3
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>>3907515
Don't worry about it anon. It happens to the best of us. And like I said I'll let it slide for now if you want to continue.
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>>3907474
oh god, I love this so much~
>he thrusts harder, pounding against her thicc thighs, and poking her cervix
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>>3907587
>>thicc
>bringin memes into ERP
BOI IF YOU DON'T
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>>3907437
(Yeah that's one of the angles I've figured would work for the Sororitas. That or rape involving Chaos. Seeing as even the fallschirmjäger worked out, I'm no longer too worried about running a Sister, so expect it.)
>>3907456
(Jinx today, it's been a long time and while I'm still settling in there's a couple people who have been counting on it for quite some time.)
>>3907457
(As if such a successful lady would ever have to please faceless anons for money! )
>>3907477
(Pretty well, honestly. I hope you're doing well yourself. Are you around to ERP for a bit or is it back to the grind?)
>>3907485
(
>Tying to a chair
>Mimic
???
I think I need a demonstration. )
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>>3907608
shut the fuck up bolin
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>>3907653
I'm rather surprised at how good people are at calling me out
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>>3907647
I mean I wont be the mimic when I tie her up and torment her, Unless the Mimic IS the chair... ive had him as living clothing before, Hell ive taken that to the far point of turning the person wearing it into a futa to fuck someone else... that was fun
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>>3907647
Not necessarily for money, she is stinking rich after all.
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>>3907647
Excellent. Expect the GOLDEN COCK then.
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>>3907201
Sorry anon can't really do anything else right now. Kind of making a bit of uncomfortable. I hope you can understand. Sorry.
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>>3907201
>>3907714
lel
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>>3907682
>Living clothing.
This is my fetish.
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>>3907647
>Jinx
Very nice.
As much as I want to chime in, I think I'll take a break for the day.
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>>3907714
>blueballing because of being uncomfortable
DMG was fine with somebody cutting her open and operating on her, are you really quitting because you got dickslapped?
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>>3907587
>Groaning she jiggles after every trust, sighing and moaning every pump of your thick cock into her warm hole, her tongue rolls out as she becomes numb to the pounding
Ahhh!!
>>
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>>3907747
They're two different people
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>>3907747
I am fine with the dick slapping it's the peeing. Just going long it I was forcing myself. I'm not DMG who can do something like that easily.
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>>3907730
Well you should have said so sooner
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>>3907765
>his hands moved up, grabbing her lower legs and stroking them, while me moved forward, placing his lips onto her own,pushing his tongue into her mouth
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>>3907799
You don't mind doing that with a woman :^)
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>>3907799
Should have said so sooner cunt.
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>>3907647
Back to the grind sadly, though I'm hoping to, unless things drastically change on me, be around tomorrow for awhile.
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>>3907808
>As your lips connect with hers she happily puckers hers back to the sweet sweet kiss, licking her tongue around yours she moans into your lips, grinding her hips up and down yours as the cock rubs and grinds inside of her. She pants and groans as you ram into her
Mhmm! <3
Ahh anon! I want your cum! I need it!
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>>3907724
I want a guinea pig
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>>3907819
It's peach!.... GOD DAMNIT!
welp I might never have a taste of that delicious Peach ass
and her perfect plump princess pussy~
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>>3907771
Sorry, I could try again later in forcing myself to do something like that again.
>>3907814
No I do mind as mecha.
>>3907819
Pretty sure I am vocal to mecha that human toilet isn't one my thing. Sorry for trying to go out my comfort zone.
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>>3907845
ok then~
I'm very close, I'll cum deep inside your pussy~
>he keeps shoving, pounding her cervix every time, his pre coating her walls
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>>3907863
Whatever happened to you and the anon sucking your cock?
That was hot af
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>>3907863
No no cutie elf, it was totally my mistake.
I must have missed when you said you didn't like it.
I apologize <3
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>>3907863
It's nice you tried but don't force yourself. 90% of people won't want you to write anything you're not legitimately enjoying, even if it gets them hot af.
At this point I've kinda pestered you about it as a joke, but I'll drop it so it doesn't become some meme used against you.
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>>3907897
>As your cock pump and rams into the sweet tunnel, her tight hole clamping and milking your fat cock with each quick motion her insides squish and melt in the warmth. she pants and cries out in pleasure
Please! Cum in me! Ahh!
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>>3907902
I don't know but I do want to continue it.
>>3907904
It's fine really. As long you enjoyed yourself even if it was short.
>>3907802
I said it now.
>>3907930
It wouldn't be anything new though.
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>>3907968
It was pretyt hot and I'm looking forward to it.
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>>3907682
(I'm appreciating this mimic lore. I gotta admit I'm really conventional when it comes to my mimic rape. Open the chest, tentacles ensue; Open the chest, get bitten in half, etc. If you're up for it, we can play anything you like.)
>>3907694
>Penis inspection day happened
>Didn't spin this into magus sperm collection day
(I'm a fucking idiot. I swear, I'll get this Luvia thing off the ground somehow. Femdom isn't exactly my natural element so I guess I should start asking people what kind of stuff they want to see from a Luviagelita around here.)
>>3907712
(GIANT ANGRY SKELETON DICK)
>>3907743
(Rest well, anon!)
>>3907827
(Well, that's where I shall set my sights then.)
>>3907968
(Maid Parsee a cute!)
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>>3907963
>he pushed inside harder, his cock swelling, inside of her tight fitting pussy, he started sending waves of semen into her needy womb
>he thrusts in deeper, making sure to fill her completely
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>>3908017
Protector gets normal mimic rape, but I want to do something else with jinx sometime, her tiny body needs to be tied up and tortured
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>>3907968
Yeah, well, I'd rather not be party to more bullying that tries to push chill people away. Well, I'm fully behind bullying LD, but he'll never leave.
I like seeing you around regardless.
>Tenryuu
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>>3908031
>Grunting and moans she tightens her entire body as you fill her tight little tunnel and her womb with the creamy cum. Her eyes roll to the back of her head as her fingers tingle , reaching climax with you and soon going limp
Ahh...
~DMG
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>>3908017
(I am! Catching up on my anime backlog in bed.)
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>>3908065
>he pants heavily, staring down at her, pumping the last bit of cum into her womb
I, want to do this every day~
can I have you as my personal dump?
please?~ <3
I'll still be very nice to you as well~
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Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
>CIA
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>>3908156
shut the fuck up bolin
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>>3908156
>sucks your dick
you're a big guy
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>>3908171
Not me
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