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HG thread, not literal edition.

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HG thread, not literal edition.
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>>3892244
Hey Swab, I'm no damsel in distress and neither is anyone in our fleet.
>>3892333
Yeah it be the fleet! Even you will join it, dead or alive!
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DECISION TIME!
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>>3892272(Fyxe_
Ahhh...thats where I heard the name from. I thought Bruce Lee were connected when I heard it. Interesting, never watched a Kong Fu movie before, but I'm always open to new things. Might give it a watch, the first one of course.

And dont worry, i'll just be lurking here and doodling if you do come back. enjoy the movie!
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>>3892332
>Holds you from your back and legs, carrying you like a princess.
You ready? we're going to dash fast, so hold me tight!

>>3892392
Yes
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touhou was a mistake
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>>3892352
>Then fucking add me back, you already know my steam, I need someone to cry at

>>3892353
>You're completely right...guess I'll just buckle down, accept what I did was wrong, and ignore as much shitposting as possible
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>>3892398
You clearly are a mistake
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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4XGvfV9Luw
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>>3892377
...
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>>3892363
Does she have blonde hair? I think I have seen her a few weeks ago, but not any time recently. Why does she stare at you?
>>3892373
o-okay, but make sure nobody can look under my skirt...
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>>3892408
>kissu
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>>3892390
Yeah? You will be one if you cast your lot with Gangplank. But hey, if making deals with a notorious murderer, pillager and generalyl a terrible person is your thing

>shrugs

Far be it from me to stop you.
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>>3892398
Don't need to tell me again
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>>3892353
Oh please, eat shit.

You don't get to have a say in what you think about this whole situation or what decisions a person has made. Fuck you and your moral crusade. If you've done dumb shit, keep your cunt in the pickle jar and life your life. Nobody gives a shit what you think about anything unless you bitch and moan like cunt wad and even that's a stretch. I'm an exception cause I bitch and moan and people cry, but you're just fucking annoying.
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why are fruit snacks so great?
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Like, does anyone know where some Scooby Snacks are?
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>>3892392
Why would I?
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>>3892444
>kissu
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>>3892346
Feh, they couldn't throw enough chump change at me t' try and hunt down a snake like you.
>>3892390
Hahahaha! Ye sure have balls for a harlot. I'd hate t' have it go t' waste and have t' do t' ye what I plan t' do ta fortune
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>>3892408
There you go. I mean fuck, I still consider you several tiers less cancerous than me, so you're fine. People can just tell it gets under your skin so they keep up with it for no reason other than to make you mad.
You're fine.
Bitch.
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>>3892428
I'll make sure it doesn't flip up
>Gives your butt a good squeeze.
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>>3892459
Not even all the gold in the world plus my pocket change could hire someone skilled enough. Least of all a walking sack of bones, salt and water like you, Captain.
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>>3892447
The only one who cries is you. Like now.
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>>3892408
https://steamcommunity.com/id/makmurmikmurmektora/
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>it's a hoshi is shitposting when he should be working episode
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>>3892453
A what?
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>>3892447
>you don't have a say in this because i said so
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>>3892447
Its okay Hoshi, I still love you <3
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>>3892492
No he's playing "moral paragon"
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>>3892472
Eee!
>kicks air
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>>3892497
It's like a dog treat...
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>>3892466
Sucka dick Vino, nobody has to prove jack shit to you. Nobody appointed you judge of the Stocking case. You're just a nobody salvaging relevance from the latest drama.
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I better vamoose.
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>>3892453
D'you like nuts?
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>>3892520
>>3892503
But I don't like you! Kill yourself!
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>>3892492
back to the rice fields
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>>3892506
Here we go
>Flies like superman towards her place.
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>>3892520
Nobody appointed you either. You're still a useless fag trying to stay relevant by trying to create drama.
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>>3892516
...Oh. I wouldn't really know, then, sir...not many dogs about here.
>>3892523
Farewell, sir.
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>>3892524
bruh
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>>3892520
I think I'm a person trying to comfort someone that's been a friend to me in the past, but alright. I find it funny how you're talking about trying to be relevant when that's exactly what you're trying to do. Keep being delusional.
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>>3892539
>Slides hand over your knee

Then why are you replying if I'm not relevant?
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>>3892488
Try and egg me on all ye want lad. These seas hold no plunder and no dead men. And only a fool tries t' take ye alive
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>>3892428
blonde hair with blue eyes? Yeah, that's her.

Apparently because she tries to "protect" someone who is precious to her.

Although... Anyone would freak out if someone saw a robot on middle of the night staring deeply at you.
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>>3892543
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! SHE SAID NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDD
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>>3892531
Rud
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>>3892520
What the flying fuck. Are you just trying to start shit because you can? Stop appointing yourself moral judge and butting into someone else's conversation. Clearly they were more of a help than you.
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>>3892524
Of course you would like my fresh nuts
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>>3892559
>cums as soon as you touch my knee
Uh-uhhh...
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>>3892392
Do It!
>She slams down the button.
>>3892435
>She can't help but laugh at that
Notorious murderer?
>She calls back to her own section of the fleet.
Who else here has murdered a poor soul?
Who else here has pillaged a poor soul?
And who here is a terrible terrible person?
>The cry of Aye! is so loud it echoes?
>>3892459
Miss Fortune? Yeah she's around. So's Khunka
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>>3892444
Calm down.
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>>3892524
I like 'em.
>>3892542
Oh... That's like, too bad.
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>>3892576
Huh? Are you offering me your nuts? Well.. I'd love to taste them, I suppose.
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>>3892535
>covers up and hopes not to die
>>3892565
You should ask her to lie next to you and stare at the ceiling instead of you!
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>>3892561
And there's the catch. Nobody has ever taken me alive. And the one who got the closest would rather send YOU to Davy Jones' locker then this sneaky little rat.

Enough of the friendly exchanges, pal. What brings you here?
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>>3892553
Please think about how much worth your words have before posting them at me.

>>3892571
I'm an example of how none of you fucks including me get any fucking say in personal shit between Stocking and whoever buys her shit. You fucking social commentating opportunists trying to prove your moral code to someone with different standards than yours make me sick.
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>>3892559
I'm replying to you because I'm deducting what you're doing. Doesn't mean you're relevant.
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>muh relevance
Nobody is relevant
This post is irrelevant
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>>3892595
Considering the nature of this place, after all...it's hardly surprising.
>>3892610
You're rather easily flustered, aren't you, Miss Seija?
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>>3892640
Stay based fit girl
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>>3892640
Those boobs are relevant.
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>>3892586
Oh, Gangplank's done more than that. But I suppose scum of the earth attracts scum of the earth.

You ARE an interesting lot. Loaded with gold, gemstones and precious metal.
>With a wicked grin, he somehow conjures a pack of cards put of thin air

So which one of you salty mutts are feelin' lucky today?
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How about wee all just calm down and masturbate to touhous?
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>>3892615
>Person clearly looking for advice on a tough situation
>Another person offers them advice
>Person 1 appreciates it
>You show up and scream about how person 2 shouldn't offer advice
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>>3892640
Coming from the ava that tries to spam pictures in an attempt to stay relevant
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>>3892640
Your gains are irrelevant.
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>>3892621
I get (you)s, I'm relevant. I'm the most relevant fucker on HG. You're either a newfag or trying to take the piss with the lel not relevant meme. Either way, I'm still more relevant than whoever the fuck your ava is, so either prpve me wrong by posting with a face or stop talking shit with nothing on the table cause it don't mean shit and you're getting nothing but shitposting from me which is all you deserve.
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>>3892643
Alright, I'll just have to pick some up when I'm out of here...
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>>3892586
Ah Miss Fortune be around? I suppose even this sea has its uses. I can take me time multiple times with her it seems.
>>3892611
Here t' rechart t' seas, reform a crew. Been here for a while, but all t' sprogs playin' dress up brought me out o' t' hideout. And don't ye worry about Fortune, she will be my top priority e'er I see her
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>>3892663
Go fuck yourself.

Problems? Please state them in greentext but don't actually do anything about it.
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>>3892659
Jokes on you! I already think about Patchouli every night!

>>3892607
>Both safely land on her room, making a hole on the roof.
You're still alive, Aikawa. Open your eyes now.
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>>3892678
There's no need to sound so gloomy about it sir, it's merely dog food, isn't it?
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>>3892657
Now you're gettin it
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>>3892669
The gene pool didn't bless me. It got all the wrong ones from both sides but this is my face.
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>>3892669
This ranks right up there with the most pathetic posts in the history of /trash/.
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>>3892699
Why is everything broken??
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>>3892595
I've got a whole bag! D'you want any?
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>>3892687
Shame. She's a fine lass an to be fair, you don't deserve her.
I'll be honest, Plank's. I'm tired of thwarting your little childplay schemes. Stay out of my water's and I won't thread in the swamps you sail. Deal?
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I wanna chill with Hoshi at a cafe.
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>>3892607
Sure, would have been a great idea.

...Except for the part of anyone on the dorm noticing that.
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>>3892712
That's what i fucking thought. Keep being literal shit cause I just proved I'm way more relevant than you. Throwing the entire thing to memes won't change that. Whatever helps you sleep at night. I expected you to tap out within 2 replies.
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>>3892737
That crazy chink is incapable of chill
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>>3892701
I guess...
Would you happen to know where I could get some other food?
>>3892730
Like, Of course!
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>>3892740
Why do they come into your room? There's nothing wrong with a protecting robot in your bed, right?
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>>3892747
I slay titans and fuck bitches with my virginity. Come at me you scrawny gook.
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>>3892737
>Chill
>Implying he won't nitpick at everything wrong with the cafe using his outdoor voice
I wouldn't ever want to hang out with him irl.
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>>3892718
Why? Because replies calling it pathetic makes it? Who the fuck made you, anon, the authority of anything? Keep damage controlling.
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>>3892603
Lewd!
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>>3892758
That's a nice picture
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>>3892751
Ah, to come to mind right-off? Only a few apple trees, but they're quite the walk away on foot.
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Life is simply unfair.
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>>3892728
It's just a hole in the roof, I can fix it later. Let me just grab something to sweep all this dust first...
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>>3892658
>A much older pirate steps forward
You fail to grasp the situation. Regardless of what happens. You WILL join us one day.
Tis the fleet of the Everyman. For every scallywag that dared call themselves pirate will be bound to it.
>The woman pipes up
So get comfy, cause we don't do mutinies.
>>3892687
Yeah. Perhaps maybe one day she'l bargin her freedom. For a short while.
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>>3892772
>Who the fuck made you, anon, the authority of anything?
>Coming from the guy who is the self proclaimed "Authority" of HG
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>>3892797
>Her remaining eye switched eyesockets
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>>3892789
That sounds like, great!
>Starts walking off towards the tree line
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>>3892807
But I am, you cuck.

Now where's my "n-no you're not!" Post? I already have tons of "No (you)s".
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>>3892814
>Oh fuck I just noticed that now, immersion ruined!
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what HG mean? sorry im a newfag
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>>3892797
Okay...
>follows
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>>3892733
My that will be a bit hard. Considerin' I own all t' seas lad. Besides, a deal with you is like jumpin' in shark-filled water.
>>3892802
Heh. You are proclaimed dead for a day and all t' lads think they own the place.".
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>>3892770
>>3892748
I think irl he would be a pretty cool guy.
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>>3892832
>>3892807
Yeah cuck, look at my tons of "No (you)s". They gave me this mad pimp attitude.
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>>3892833
>Already forgetting Patch fixed it and you just wear it for fun now
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>>3892835
Huge Gays
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>The pirates of the Everyman start using all the bait to fish.
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>>3892839
You're gonna help me clean? And I thought you were tired.
>Tosses broom
Here. Star on that cornern and I'll take this one.
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>le new ebin "based" shitpost ava trying to be relevant
>contradicting yourself in the span of 2 replies
Go back to roleplaying with your autistic anime girls instead of talking of things you know nothing about.
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>>3892765
Sure. there's nothing wrong with that.

Besides, I should keep teaching her on how to "being" more human...

All this talk made my eyes to feel pretty heavy, I guess I'll go to sleep soon.
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>>3892669
Hoshi, you need to get something straight. People don't reply to you because they give a shit about what you say or think. The people you choose to pick on are people that're easy, insecure targets, because you just love feeling superior. Because of that, they feel the need to argue, the need to prove that what you're saying is wrong for the sake of whatever false sense of image they have here. I don't see you starting shit with the ones that don't give a fuck how they're perceived. I don't see you picking on people bigger than you. You're absolutely fucking sad and delusional if you believe a single word that comes out of your own mouth. We're all idiots, we're all cancer, and none of us are superior to any other. People don't hate you, people don't love you, they just don't give a fuck about you anymore. I know you're too bullheaded to take anything I say seriously, and you're going to respond to this with a bullshit post about how you're more important than everyone else. Know that we don't care about you. No one does. You're a relic of the past, now stay there.
Now I'm going to enjoy my Fourth of July for the last hour or so that it lasts. I'd advise you to do the same, if you even have anyone to spend it with.
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>it's a Hoshi desperately cries for attention episode
You'd think he'd just host if he wanted positive attention. Guess having the mindset of an actual toddler prevents one from thinking that far ahead
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>>3892802
The hell is up with that attitude, gramps? All I asked is for a friendly game of cards with low stakes. Don't want you robbed of your retirement fund just yet

>shrugs

You devils have fun with Gangplank. And I am sure we'll cross paths one day. Cause me and the captain don't exactly get along.

>>3892845
And bargaining with a no-good priate such as you is like building a tavern on quicksand. You know me so well, old man. A shame Graves isn't hear to greet you ''his way''.
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>>3892858
>I know patch fixed it, but she only erased the ugly looking scar, that eye can't see for shit.
>>
>>3892864
The crazy part is one person here isn't baiting. They're this retarded.
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>>3892814
>That implies people care about eyepatch consistency
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>>3892868
>Shitpost
>Contradicting
>Within 2 replies

Do you not fucking have a brain?

You haven't figured it out yet?
>>
>>3892896
Maybe she was experimenting! Come up with a reason
>>
>>3892866
No no, I was just following you... oh well, okay then.
>starts sweeping the ground
>>3892878
I will go soon too. Did she run away, or why are you looking for her?
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>>3892828
Erhm...farewell, sir?
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>>3892923
>>3892833
It triggers me as fuck.
>>
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>>3892889
Heh, pups get lucky once and they expect to strike lightning twice.
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>>3892868
>>3892928
Yeah do you not have a brain? Look at me I'm breaking walls in my sleep over cucks like you. My brain is massive and my looks are great.
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>>3892945
Some pictures are just taken with a mirrored lens.
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>>3892923
>it turns good pictures bad, but I figure if you mirror them it makes it ok.
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>>3892945
>Nothing that a horizontal flip can't fix
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>>3892845
You arnt the only pirate ruler here.
Anyone that was deemed worthy enough to rule a fleet in their mortal life gets to be a captain of one of our ships.
You, boy, look able enough.
>>3892898
Guess that explains why we're only getting eels.
>>3892889
You'l join us one day, might as well wait to see if you're worthy before we recruit you a fresh grave early.
>>
l have this kanker sore on my cheek and it's really obnoxious
>>
AT NIGHT I THINK OF YOUUUUUU
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>>3892945
>Gotta blame the artist, cannot unsee now.

>>3892942
>Sweeps at the speed of fast, making the dust go away and picking up the debris from the floor.
Taking care of people sometimes does wonders to you! I'm almost done, then you can rest peacefuly
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>>3892887
>>3892885
>>3892956
tl;dr, son.

>Gives me attention

Fucking XD

I'M A ROCK STAR!
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>>3892979
Screaming eels?
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>>3892949
I got lucky twice. Maybe all the salty air is scrambling your ticker in your skull, gramps.

And what can I say? Lady Luck loves me.

>>3892979
>Slightly annoyed, he sighs

That early grave thing? If I had a gold dubloon everytime someoen said they'd give it to me. Atleast Gangplank makes realistic threats.


>Back to watching wrestling :^)
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>>3892982
Get one of the kanker sisters to kiss it for you.
>>
>>3892982
Really obnoxious? You mean like Hoshi?
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>>3892995
Kanker sisters avas when
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>>3892992
Does this look like the face of a rock star? Looks like eternal virginity desu.
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>>3892982
Good job, Jude/Hikki
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>>3892991
>just watches her finish instead of sweeping
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>>3892942
Probably the first, I haven't see her on days.
and I thought that she would have been here.

...Anyways, It's already late and I don't want to wake up tired, you should do the same.
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>>3892993
Aye.
>>3892994
We'd have a dragon's hoard of dubloons every time some alive sprog gets himself killed, and recruited wailing.
>>
>>3892979
And here i was thinking dead men tell no tales! Straight out of the shadow isles are ye?
>>3892994
Aye, i suppose your partnership going sour with graves was a spot o' luck wasn't it?
>mobile gp
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>>3893032
>And then there was no dust left.
...You could've said you didn't want to do it.
>>
>Inflammatory comment
>>
This comment chain is the most legendary BTFO I've ever seen in my life. This is gold.
>>3892520
>Hoshi tries to start shit with Vino
>>3892553
>This crazy son of a bitch responds
>>3892615
>"Please stop arguing ok this is dumb"
>>3892885
>Vino coming through with the hottest roast of 2016
>>3892992
>Hoshi absolutely ignores it
This couldn't get any more satisfying.
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>People save my irl pics I posted years ago
>Not relevant

Keep being dilusional
>>
>>3893083
>Meme = relevance
I'll allow it
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>>3893039
In a moment. Good night! Oh and I'm Aikawa.
>>3893047
It's just that you were much faster at it than me...
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>>3893078
>Satisfying

And people say my shitposting is a bad thing.

People seem to be enjoying making believe they btfo someone on the internet.
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>>3893083
It's only because you're ugly as fuck and it's fun to shitpost you with your own face.
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>>3893083
>dilusional

REEEEEEE SPELLING ERROR STAR MAN CANCER REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3893113
>>
>>3893115
Is Stocking hoverhanding?
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>>3893125
>>
>>3893120
kys bolin
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>>3893113
>>3893125
ATLEAST POST SOME GOOD TITS YOU NIGGER
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>>3893115
You're having fun. That's what matters.

You think I'd be doing this shit if I actually took myself seriously? Sorry but that seriousness ends at my games and RP.
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>>3893134
>>
>>3893132
Yes
>>
>>3893138
I may want and need to kill myself but I'm not that fuckin faggot
>>
>>3893110
When you watch a movie, you want to see the entitled asshole lose. It's satisfying.
>>
>>3893154
At least he's smarter than you
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>>3893140
GIB (You)s
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>>3893106
Mine's Minato

..Well, Goodnight Aikawa.
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>>3893106
Whatever. The bed is right there, so just jump on it and travel to the world of dreams.
>>
>>3893173
Goodnight,
Minato
>>
>>3893167
No u :^)
>>
Stocking is Bolin
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>>3893150
We know you're a joke and what matters is that you see yourself as a joke as well.
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Welp, I'm leaving...
Like, see you all later.
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>>3893140
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>>3893193
Farewell, sir.
>>
Post flat
>>
Odds eat
Evens host
Dubs Jack off
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>>3893193
See you later! Have a good evening!
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>>3893193
Later man
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>>3893218
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>>3893217
I agree
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>>3893217
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>>3893193
See yah!
>>
>>3893218
Assist.
Even dubs = you jack off to Makoto
Uneven dubs = you jack off to kuuko.
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>>3893202
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>>3893235
Reroll granted.
>>
>>3893241
Pony science is the best in the world niqqa
>>
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>>3893191
My dad took that photo and I posted it on 4Chan.

You fucking think I'm serious?
>>
>>3893247
>>3893235
Reroll
>>
>>3893259
Your dad goes on 4chan?
>>
>>3893179
>gets in
and when are you going to sleep?
>>
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>>3893259
>my dad
Which one?
>>
>>3893259
I feel bad for your dad. Having an adolescent son asking you to take a picture of him with a few pokeballs is pretty sad.
>>
>>3893235
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SQUIRREL
>>
Post IRL faces and everyone else can try to guess which avafag it is
>>
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>>3893263
I am already eating, and should the mood still be with me, I shall host afterwards.
>>
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>>3893281
Right before I go out to work to pay bills for out lively, positive, carefree, and supportive household?

I think he'll still be happy with worse.
>>
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Hey guys. I just want to say that I appreciate all of you as a community. I've been to a lot of communities in my day... Spore, Super Mario Brothers X, MLP, Smash, Awesomenauts... But that doesn't matter right now. I want you guys to know that I love and appreciate all of you. We all won't be here forever, and you guys should know this, but there's nothing wrong with a friendly little reminder... So please, just make the most of it. We don't know what's going to happen in the future, what people will leave, or if something awful will happen, like /trash/ being deleted. Hell, you may someday get in a shooting or a car crash and we may never see you again. Anything is possible. So just try to live out your life and appreciate the people you've come to know, whether it's you enjoying their company with interacting with them IC or OOC, or you enjoy shitposting people for whatever reason. Just as long as you're making memorable moments here, for you or yourself. I won't be going anywhere I hope, but I hope you're living out your fullest and enjoy what you're doing right now. If you're not... Then you just gotta go off and try to do something about it. Just... Try and be happy, alright? I love you guys. I really, really do.

Sorry for sperging, just had to get that off my chest...
Now that that's out of the way... Do you guys want me to host?
>>
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>>3893314
tl;dr

And yes.
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>>3893314
That's real fuckin nice DDD, we love you too.
>>
>>3893314
I would like that very much.
>>
>>3893314
Kill self.
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>>3893314
Can I suck your dick?
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>>3893314
That would be delightful.
>>
>>3893314
I didn't read anything you said except "host?" But l'm sure it was heartfelt
The answer is yes and also >kissu
>>
>>3893314
>Love ya too DDD
>no homo
>ye
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>>3893314
>we love you too penguin, ya went a little deep and a game would be nice
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>>3893303
ok deal
>>
>>3893311
Sad life, the way your kitchen looks it's just poverty in South Korea. Still feel bad for your dad. I'd be ashamed to even ask my dad shit like that.
>>
>>3893277
Right now.
>Tosses away equipment
>jumps on bed and turns on TV
Here, now let's watch boring movies until we fall asleep.
>>
>>3893358
But aren't they boring?
>leans head on shoulder
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>>3893314
>Love you too, DDD.
>yes, a game would be fine
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>>3893314
>you may someday get in a shooting
>my worst fear right now tbhonest
Love you too penguin, now host for these bunch of assholes.

>>3893379
>wraps arm around you.
Yeah, and because of that we'll fall asleep faster. It happens in history class.
>>
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>>3893356
>Caring about me not absolutely moving the fuck out and buying my own house and instead staying to save to buy a bigger house so everyone can live there. A messy but comfy Weasley kitchen is enough for our lifestyle and I can make it work with my cooking level

>Not wanting family that won't give you shit for cosplaying, posing with pokeballs, other forms of harmless autism, watching anime because you've proven to be a functional and productive member of society otherwise
>>
Hey guys. I just want to say that I appreciate all of you as a community. I've been to a lot of communities in my day... Spore, Super Mario Brothers X, MLP, Smash, Awesomenauts... But that doesn't matter right now. I want you guys to know that I love and appreciate all of you. We all won't be here forever, and you guys should know this, but there's nothing wrong with a friendly little reminder... So please, just make the most of it. We don't know what's going to happen in the future, what people will leave, or if something awful will happen, like /trash/ being deleted. Hell, you may someday get in a shooting or a car crash and we may never see you again. Anything is possible. So just try to live out your life and appreciate the people you've come to know, whether it's you enjoying their company with interacting with them IC or OOC, or you enjoy shitposting people for whatever reason. Just as long as you're making memorable moments here, for you or yourself. I won't be going anywhere I hope, but I hope you're living out your fullest and enjoy what you're doing right now. If you're not... Then you just gotta go off and try to do something about it. Just... Try and be happy, alright? I love you guys. I really, really do.

Sorry for sperging, just had to get that off my chest...
Now that that's out of the way... Do you guys want me to host?
>>
>>3893414
What is your job anyway?
>>
>>3893414
>going OOC when always OOC
>you've proven to be a functional and productive member of society otherwise
Kek x 40
>>
Hey guys. What can you tell me about someone that used to come here and host apparently. They went by the name Chitoge or something? What's their mental state like?
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