>>3866610
>I-I needed to fill the fifth space with someone
>>3866613
Did I skip you?! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
>>3866568
I am a man, brat, not some "kid"
>>3866629
No, you're fine, you probably don't care about me anyway.
Oi
>>3866607
While ensnared in the shadowy cloak of darkness, only then am I at peace... Rest now, I shall keep us away from harm!
>>3866638
Look like a kid to me, brat.
>>3866639
Tell me! I care about everyone!
>>3866629
A-am I your friend?
>>3866597
Fine by me. I'll make the best cookies in the world! Trust me!
>>3866607
All of these tributes are terrible to be winners. I should've entered so I could've won.
So with the game almost over! How is everyone doing this fine afternoon!
>>3866662
Shut up
>>3866584
I could do that. But I don't think the Starbucks here is open at 4am.
If anything I'll just shitpost for an few hours. That'll get me going.
>>3866609
Good job, well atleast you got it all back. Now we can start up the drrr circlejerk again.
DAY 7 AND final 3
>>3866662
Good.
>>3866655
>Gives a piece of paper.
>>3866662
It's my hatchday ~de geso.
HGfags please go
awwwww!~ *nuzzles u back and pounces on u and notices your bulge* OwO what's this...?
>>3866675
More like ~de gayso
>>3866666
Rekt
>>3866657
It's Bolin. I'd be surprised and rather impressed if you cared about me.
>>3866666
Just asking a question sheesh.
>>3866673
That's great to here skellyman.
>>3866675
Hatchday? Like a bird?
>>3866639
I got it! I fixed it! Here's my final list!
I.. Think.
>>3866655
Says the one legged shrimp of a little girl
>>3866675
What's this for squiddy? My autograph?
>>3866682
My head...
Marcus Holloway will definitely win.
>>3866661
Your power must be extremely low for you to be capable of completely overlooking myself and my-
>>3866669
D-Defeat...a cruel and harsh mistress...
>>3866666
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>3866679
Cat fuckers please cut your femoral artery and bleed out.
DAY 9 ! Place your bets !
You thought you could get rid of me?
WELL TOO BAD, I'M RIGHT HERE!
Good morning everyone!
How do magnets work, HG?
>>3866700
>'acks brantsteele
>>3866668
You don't have any coffee or espresso in your stay lad? Just make sure you get some caffeine in man, a small nap is not gonna do shit when you gotta look socially acceptable.
>>3866668
With you being a meme. I doubt it'll ever pick up.
>>3866658
You tried to kill me, and then you farted!
>>3866685
I don't get it ~de geso.
>>3866692
No, a squid ~de geso.
>>3866697
It's an inkvitation! Read it ~de geso!
>"your invitɘd"
>"hatch day party"
Hmmm…
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmm… Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Wait…
*He shakes with self hatred*
Let's… Finish…
Then how about I make you dirtier, slut?!
*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina*
I hope you keep yourself clean~
Oh, you're a mean one.
*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away.*
My dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade. Can you do the same?
Step One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved.
I'll do it… (It's not like I can sink any lower… Might as well enjoy it while I can…)
*Increases pace*
You'll have to do better than that!
That was only step one. STEP TWO!
*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm.*
Step Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved
Mmm… That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!
DIORAMA!
*Smirks*
Bring it on, babe.
>>3866659
I'll hold you to that. How's your day going though? Aside from the head wound?
>>3866741
>>3866725
Greetings citizen.
>>3866726
IDK.
>>3866737
............Emptiness..........the skullo dream is dead.
>>3866694
Oh hey, it's my sister.
>>3866694
The addition to the right has made it this sorry excuse for friends infinitely better.
>>3866694
>Still not on it
CRAWLING
>>3866725
Kill yourself shit taste.
>>3866725
If it is to be gotten rid of that you desire, look no further! With the power of Dark and Dark, I'll remove you from this very reality!
WINNNNNNEEEEER
>>3866757
>>3866725
Yo kid.
>>3866738
So you're a giant living squid. So the third talking animal I've stumbled across.
>>3866695
I'm more of a human being then you'll ever be.
>>3866738
A birthday party? I don't have any money to get you anything.
>>3866725
dumdum!
>>3866712
AIDEN
I
D
E
N
>>3866712
DINDU
I
N
D
U
>>3866769
No, I mean the girl with the blue hair.
That's my sister.
>>3866767
Congrats I guess and thanks for hosting.
>>3866767
Thanks for hosting Ocelot, and congrats to Sunny.
>>3866725
I knew a white ginger named tyrone
>>3866789
D'you like my joke?
>>3866756
But you did!
>>3866749
Hmm? Me? Well I have been good. Meet a lot of new people around here. It's pretty fun!
How about you Naoe-kun? Have you gotten yourself a girlfriend yet?
>>3866770
I'm not giant. I'm normal sized ~de geso.
>>3866771
You don't have to. I just want to have a party with my friends ~de geso.
>>3866767
PRAISE THE SUN
>>3866756
That's supposed to be a joke, right?
>>3866763
Everybody gets one, but anon has already used his up already! You have to pay me if you want to see me die.
>>3866764
I would love nothing more than to see somebody like you remove me with these so called "powers" of yours! If I know you like I do, you won't be doing anything but looking like a complete fool!
>>3866767
CONGRATULATIONS, SUNSET!
>>3866770
I'm sorry, I didn't know I was a kid! I mean, I'm young and youthful, but I can't be that much younger than you.
>>3866773
Show your face so I can punch it in!
>>3866732
Oh I have some here. It's just it tastes like I'm just mixing dirt into got water when I drink it.
>>3866735
O-Oh... I love you too Kida-kun..
Congrats Sunny !
>>3866806
I like your beauty.
>>3866767
This is a much more preferred outcome than the alternative! Truly a magnificent display, miss! But I must extend my good will to our host, for making this possible...
>>3866800
He just had a reverse negroplasty
>>3866806
You mean you haven't seen my sister?
>>3866767
Congratulations to the winner!
Thanks for hosting!
>>3866812
Smug squid.jpeg
Here is your wincard !
>>3866794
>Glad to see they didn't use CGI for the magical negro
Sunset > Your waifu
>>3866770
I forgot to respond to you, damn how rude of me.
TIME FOR A FORMAL HERO SALUTATION, I AM THE INCREDULOUS, UNSTOPPABLE, DYNAMO OF JUSTICE....
>Poses.
SKULLOMANIA!!!!
>>3866806
Well if you addressed me by my proper name, than I wouldn't of tried to kill you.
>>3866814
Joke? A greeting you dungus.
>>3866767
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3866725
Hey Subaru!
>>3866808
>He chokes, completely taken off guard by the question
Ah! Uh....n-no. I don't have a girlfriend. Why are you asking?
>>3866828
No, that's, uh.. That's supposed to represent you.
'Cause you're Aizawa.
>>3866832
Thanks for hosting.
Congratulations.
>>3866817
Fucking hell mate. That's fucked up. I'd give you some bean espresso, that shits good but fuck ain't possible.
>>3866771
You don't even know me, stumpy, so stop talking out of your ass and say something I haven't heard from bullies or goody goodies a million times
PLACEMENTS !
Thanks for playing everyone
>>3866830
>I have that one ~de geso.
>>3866837
Is this the new " I want to violently rape Muffet"?
Yamato x Subaru
>>3866853
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3866812
Good to see you want a cripple cramping up the party. I'll just stay out of the way.
>>3866851
I know plenty about you.
>>3866838
BLAST IT! MY IMAGE IS TARNISHED.
>>3866843
No I was just wondering. That is all. But how is your day?
>>3866814
That was a mistake... I thought I was already showin' myself but apparently I didn't. Jeez... I really screwed that one up.
>>3866846
Oh.
...
It just caught my eye, that's all.
>>3866838
A greeting I've heard time and time again and again, so I figured you were joking around.
>>3866843
>he quickly delivers a roundhouse kick to your face
I'm getting the first strike in before you can act funny!
>>3866857
Well I haven't seen you post it degosaurus rex
>>3866858
Yes
Someone made that post so I'll just post it more
>>3866862
No, you don't. Stop pretending like you do
>>3866814
Such confidence, but are you sure?! My power may destroy more than just your very being, you know? It could take out the universe itself!
>>3866814
Well of course. I'm only in my twenties. I just haven't thought of any interesting nicknames for you yet besides that loud kid, but it applies to me to.
>>3866812
I mean compared to normal squid... you know what never mind. You also stand on two legs, walk and talk. You've even got arms besides your tentacles.
>>3866838
It's fine. People can lose track of what their doing.
So Skullomania. You protect some town or something from evil? I'm Lavi, and I'm an exorcist.
>>3866876
Faggot
>>3866870
>slaps ass
>>3866870
>slaps
>>3866870
I don't think it ended up being a very good prank after all.
>>3866868
Oh, it's only you. I thought it was somebody else...
>>3866879
I've never been so sure in my life! Use your big bad powers to put an end to my existence, or cower in fear!
>>3866889
Subaru is my name, so call me that!
And before you ask, I've already gotten called every car brand known to mankind.
>>3866862
Don't talk like that. It'll be fun ~de geso.
>>3866889
I am a normal squid ~de geso.
>>3866875
>I've got over 2k images. There's bound to be some I don't post ~de geso.
>>3866848
It's fine, I can just pick something up in the city while I'm down there.
But you've got to love the time I've been given for this to take. "Anywhere between 5 minutes and 3 days"
>>3866859
Don't do this.
>>3866866
Ah....ok. It's been fine. I think it's about to get unfine real soon though.
>>3866872
>With quickness not seen before by Yamato he ducks under the kick and tackles Subaru to the ground
Hey asshole! This could've been quick and easy but you decided to retaliate!
>He swings down at Subaru's face
yamato X mega
>>3866896
>>3866902
H-HEY! Don't do that!
>>3866903
Well... it made me come out of hiding.
>>3866921
Why can't I find your shitty show in 1080p
>>3866927
Megaman is the best ava.
>>3866908
Alright then Subaru. Call me Lavi then. So how's your day going so far?
>>3866914
Normal squids don't tend to have arms or legs like a little girl.
>>3866908
Who else did you think it could possibly be? I was thinkin' you'd know by now how I usually call ya 'n stuff.
>>3866922
That's th' guy that tried all th' dum' stuff with me, I see you're already doin' your best punchin' him to a pulp Onii-chan.
>>3866908
Then you leave me with no choice...
>Removes blazer, throwing it over shoulder in a dramatic fashion
Kuhuhuhu... Do you have any idea what you've just meddled with?!
>>3866931
you are such a qt!
>>3866934
Look harder.
>>3866872
Are you that annoyed SauceBoss, that I'm oratorically pact. My speeches are an extent of WHO I AM!!!
>>3866889
An exorcist, eh? Could you do me a favor and get rid of this bad Ju-Ju residing in my bowels. I think I have heart burn.
>>3866921
Holy shit. It better be fucking 5 minutes else that's going to be a pain in the ass.
>>3866945
I-I did
Every torrent is dead
Kill me
>>3866940
Who are you? You don't look very cute.
>so I'm working on a new wincard, could someone tell me the font used here?
>>3866938
I'm not a little girl ~de gesoooo!!!
>>3866922
Huh why is that?...
>>3866922
>>3866941
>>3866908
>She rushes into the middle of them 3
Stop fighting! There is no point in fighting like this!
You three! Stop fighting!
>>3866931
I fucked your sister
>>3866954
I dunno, it'd be a let down to travel for an hour just to sit down for five minutes.
>>3866956
Kill yourself instead.
>>3866931
H-Here, this is the real version.
See, that's you, right there.
...
Right there. That one.
>She points.
That one's you.
>>3866977
I can't bring myself to
You do it
>>3866922
>he slips out from under is crotchal area and gets Yamato in the same headlock his lover got him in the other day
Did you think I didn't come here with a plan!? That dumdum spilled the beans and told me everything you were going to do! I can read you like a book, Yamato!
>>3866938
Levi, like a lever, right?
It's been good, but fending off Yamato is a bit of a pain. He's a slippery one, but I think I can manage.
How have you been, big guy?
>>3866940
I've had a lot of people call me dumb before, so it's nothing new to me. The possibilities are endless when you come into a place like this.
>>3866941
I do! I know I've just started a fight with two fake MCs, and I'll fine both of them!
>he gets into a sumo stance
Bring it, tough guy!
>>3866949
Then how come you sound LIKE AN IDIOT!?
>>3866914
How so?
>>3866878
A lonely nerd. See, I know plenty.
I just took a shit. My ass is on fire.
>>3866959
>That would be Gotham I think.
>>3866993
>>3866943
Yeah, that's great, but no hitting.
>>3866976
No you didn't.
I gave her a shovel to defend herself. And a hammer.
>>3866978
That's me alright.
Sorry for falling asleep on you that one time. Must have been awkward.
>>3866974
You want some too, tough girl? There more of me to go around!
>he gets into some kind of DBZ battle stance
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>>3866959
>Gotham Medium my dude.
>>3866949
It isn't exactly how you'd think of exorcism. I beat the shit out of spirits trying to kill people and in turn kill them. So unless you want me to beat you with my hammer. I've got nothing I can do for you buddy.
>>3866961
Alright then little squid girl?
>>3866985
Lavi, like lava. So who's Yamato bmw?
I've been managing pretty well myself. Sleeping quite a bit. Lately and just looking forward to getting back to my office to get my notebook back.
>>3867008
It was consensual
>>3867008
You fell asleep on me? I didn't even notice! I bet we both fell asleep at the same time on accident.
>>3866992
http://imgur.com/a/d0gwf
http://imgur.com/a/lz1qH
I don't know if you received these.
>>3866992
It's my party, so it's goink to be fun, guaranteed ~de geso!
>>3867018
Just Squid Girl ~de geso!!
>>3866958
Why do ya even want to know. I ain' goin' to just tell you my name when I don't even know what I'm facin' here.
>>3866985
But there's just one who ends up callin' you a dumdum. It was pretty darn' obvious who was callin' you out to be one. Just don't end up harmin' Onii-chan or I might just fire a shot or two near your vicinity Subadum.
>>3867008
>grabs boobs
>>3866974
Do not try and interfere! This won't take but a second...
>>3866985
Very well... Then do not accuse me of foul play!
>Extends arm, palm facing upward
This is your last chance!
>>3866940
>He waves at Makina
Just defending your honor. No worri-
>>3866985
>He's put in the headlock
She told you?! Why? Augh, god dammit nevermind. I just have to kick your ass and move on.
>He grabs a fistfull of dirt and tosses it into Subaru's eyes
>>3866974
H-Honoka no! This guy tried to rape one of my friends! This is completely necessary!
>>3866992
I'm not some one dimensional chatracter from a comic strip, brat
>>3867016
>>3866994
>Danke
>>3867020
She'd never do that, but nice try trying to stir something up.
>>3867021
Hm... Strange.
I woke up back in here. Maybe that sleepwalking thing actually happened.
>>3867033
>Slaps the anon.
H-HEY!
>>3867027
Alright then squiddie. So how's the hatchday going for you?
>>3867045
What?!
>>3867045
I-I mean, I totally put you in there. I didn't just leave you out of it for everyone to see.
That would be.. I-Irresponsible of me. Hahaha.. Haha..
>>3867027
What do you have planned?
>>3867041
You're right, you have no character.
>>3867023
I did, thanks.
>still have so much to rebuild
>>3867011
W-Wait what? Stop! I don't want any of this!
>>3867034
I am interfering for your own good!
>>3867035
Wh-What!? That's terrible! But that does not mean you should beat up each other!
>>3867042
>Pas de problème
>>3867050
You can't just touch my chest like that!
>>3867060
If everything turned out fine it doesn't matter.
Here are my friends and people I think might be my friends but I'm not sure if they actually like me or secretly want me dead (those are the ones with a ? next to them)
Give me a (You) or two for my effort.
>>3867018
He's someone that thinks he can kick my ass, but he's dead wrong! I've seen the face of death before, and I spat in its general direction! He can't do anything that I've never experienced before!
Ah, wait, you have an office job? That's kind of weird, considering you look like some sort of warrior.
>>3867031
I'll just use him as a shield if you do that! You'll kill your Onii-chan, and I'll laugh my ass off when he doesn't respawn!
>>3867034
Just do it already! Stop messing around and attack me!
>>3867035
>he doesn't blink, but his eyes start watering like crazy
Y-You think dirt can stop a man who has...
...
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>3867048
I thought you heroes used actions instead of words!?
>>3867072
But you look like you never had a boyfriend since never
>>3867035
>She starts watchin' th' fight in awe.
Geez... ya don't have to do that just for me, but if you need my help just scream out my name or somethin' Onii-chan. I'm just gonna go ahead 'n prepare my toy for th' worst case scenario... that bein' if you get caught up in that...
>>3867081
Nuh-uh! I'm more than capable of linin' up a few good shots! I ain' just goin' to fail when there's someone I care for at risk, Subadum!
>>3867077
>Janus in the middle
>>3867068
>he stops powering up
Then why're you trying to get in the way of three men fighting? You might get hurt, you know.
>>3867047
It's goink along swimminkly. I got shrimp ~de geso.
>>3867067
. . . Plans ~de geso?
>>3867096
Yeah, Janus is nice to me. I like him. I think he might even like me too.
>>3867108
It doesn't make it any less funny to me
>>3867068
Hahaha! If anybody needs the help, it would be the ringleader! It'll only take a fraction of my strength to see the world rid of him!
>>3867081
...You're not going to surrender...? Very well!
>He begins a long, long speech
I am the Conqueror of Chaos. Purgatorial hellfire dancing in the abyss, distorting black flame in turbid crimson darkness-
>>3867114
Why's it funny? I don'd ged id :DDD
>>3867087
Well, yeah. I like girls.
>>3867072
Yes it does! I made the promise to you that I'd be a good friend and look out for anybody! And I fell asleep!
That shows I'm a terrible friend!
>>3867067
Oh ha ha, very funny. You're lucky I don't kick away your crutch
>>3867068
I was just gonna punch him in the face once! He turned it into this whole fiasco th-
>>3867081
>He reels his head forward and smashes hid head into his nose and slides out of the grip
*cough* G-god dammit you have a tight grip. How about you just let me punch you in the face and we can both walk away.
>>3867077
>Thnx bbg
>>3867094
>He coughs a bit
I...I think I'm alright for now. Just watch your Onii-chan fight like and idiot and then you can patch me up afterwards.
>>3867094
You'll fail when I put him in front of me and run off!
>>3867116
>he stops him halfway through by punching him in the jaw
Shut up and fight already. Don't make someone like me win this easily.
>>3867048
If you say so.
>He spins the hammer over his head and it grows three times its size before he swings it around
>>3867081
Well I sit in an office to gather all my notes together. I do fight though. Doubt you've heard of akuma.
>>3867099
Guess for a squid that'd be pretty great. I'm a fan of some seafood like shrimp and scallops.
>>3867067
I'll still help you once I get on the laptop. Except for Bikko. You're on your own for that.
>>3867077
Bolin you should consider getting AIDS
>>3867125
>I like girls.
But why.
>brag
>>3867144
I got the Bikko folder fully going now, even got newer images.
>>3867135
Haha, you think I'm going to let you get the last laugh? NOT A CHANCE, BIG GUY!
>he dashes off near a cliff and jumps to his death
>>3867138
Never heard of him! Sounds like someone from Street Fighter if you ask me.
>>3867098
I am stopping all of you from fighting! That's what I am trying to do! Whatever you guys are fighting for are not as important as your lives!
>>3867116
>she stands right in front of him
And is it actually worth it? To actually hurt yourself and hurt him? What do you actually get from this?
>>3867135
S-Stop! Stop fighting!.......
>it's as if her voice is not heard at all
>>3867132
Hey, hey... You really don't need to beat yourself up so hard about it.
No one found out my... uhh...
>Looks away.
Damnit, I just remembered something...
>>3867146
W-what do you mean why?! Is it really that shameful?
>>3867137
>Going down immediately, he soon returns to his feet
Heh, how dishonourable... Attacking before I can finish my monologue? Truly, you are deserving of my full might!
>Holds out arm again and restarts speech
>>3867186
Yes it is!
>>3867146
>He doesn't know that Aizawa is secretly a boy
Laugh at him.
>>3867177
Its not a him, their spirits that have gone crazy and try to eat others.
>>3867138
A fellow shrimp lover ~de geso?
>>3867186
What'd you remember? Something important? Like, really important or just kinda important?
>>3867077
Updated version
>>3867197
Why?
>>3867201
It's clear as day I'm not.
>>3867216
I totally told Rika I was going to spill the beans on my secret...
I don't know if I'm ready for that.
des
>>3867225
lmao
>>3867230
>>3867230
uwa
>>3867181
Don't you worry one bit girly, I'll stop this one way or another! The best way I know how to do this is by killing myself!
>>3867189
>he punches him again
Stop talking! We need to fight, so let's fight already!
>>3867211
Yep, sounds like something out a street fight.
Tell me, how come you haven't killed him yet? Don't tell me you're actually a bad guy that gets off on this kind of thing...
>>3867213
I've got a sweet tooth as well.
>>3867234
Don't laugh at me.
>>3867227
You are! You definitely c-..
R-Rika?
>She bites her bottom lip, holding back tears.
..I think you might have to do that alone...
>>3867230
>That phone in the hall won't stop ringing so I rush to pick it up
Moshi moshi? Dare desu ka?
>>3867163
>I mean as long as you don't act weird or be an asshole to me I'll respond
>>3867177
>He chases after him for a few steps but stops as he jumps
WAIT WAIT WHA-
>He just stares in disbelief
>>3867181
>He looks at Honoka
I....uh.....well I think I won.
>>3867230
yes
>>3867225
>>3867181
Do not question my motives! It shall all become clear soon enough! As soon as I can finish my awesome intro...
>>3867244
W-Will you please let me finish?!
>Begins yet again
I am the Conqueror of Chaos. Purgatorial hellfire dancing in the abyss, distorting black flame...
>>3867253
Ahh, shit, did I just trigger something?
U-uhh...
...
You alright?
>>3867258
I don't understand this reaction pic.
>>3867277
Smug anime man
>>3867272
>She shakes her head.
No. Rika and I got in a fight last night. She probably hates me..
>>3867278
>35 uids
>>3867278
Selina Sherlock
>>3867278
Baited Kazuraba
>>3867278
>>3867278
Die.
>>3867285
Eat a dick
>>3867278
Al
>>3867255
>he repawns behind him and gets him into another headlock
HAHAHAHAHA, THAT DUMDUM DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING, DID SHE!?
>>3867266
>he waits it out this time
Can you please make this faster? My legs are falling asleep.
>>3867278
Natsuki Subaru
>>3867278
Eggman-kun
>>3867245
Shrimp is better. It's better for you too ~de geso.
>>3867278
Naked Snake
>>3867278
Izaya Orihara
>>3867278
Klopp
>>3867278
Marcus Holloway
>>3867278
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3867278
Shala
>>3867278
Naoe Yamato
>>3867278
Joel Matip
>>>>>>>Entering obvious bait
>>3867283
Ah... here, here.
>Ruffles hair.
I'm sure everything's fine.
>>3867278
Lavi Bookman
>>3867244
You just kinda can't kill them all.
>>3867321
>Yfw you don't enter and someone picks up the roster
>>3867135
>She starts worryin' a lil' bit.
You sure you're goin' to be fine? Ya sure I don't need to intervene with all of this goin' on?
>>3867137
Nuh-uh! I'll just deal with you in close quarters then. I'm more than capable of doin' that as well!
>She takes on a fightin' stance.
>>3867244
E-Eh!? You're going to kill yourself? Wh-What? Why would you do that!
>>3867255
.....
Y-Yeah...... W-Well it cost a life...
>>3867266
I do not understand why you guys want him dead though!
>>3867321
>implying there are any downsides of entering
>>3867332
I forgot that was a gif....
>>3867316
To be fair I didn't even know it was you that I added, since I added a ton of people.
I was just being nice until you namedropped who you were, and then you said Bolin.
-1 contact. Nothen personnel
>>3867329
>She starts crying into the backs of her hands.
No, it's not, she definitely hates me now!
>>3867306
I guess it can be. I eat my fruits and greens as well so it isn't hurting me much to skip out of fish once in a while.
>>3867351
Hey man don't cry! You're gonna get me cryin!
>>3867331
There's more than one, eh?
You know what that calls for, right? It calls for hiring more people to help you! Start a club and call it the A Team!
>>3867334
Oi, step back a bit. I'm still fighting!
>>3867335
So I can get the upper hand! I don't mind dying if it means I get the leg up in the fight! I-Isn't it genius?! I feel like a real tactician!
>>3867345
Can't you just accept me as the man behind the meme? C'mon, I'm a much better person and much less autistic 1 on 1 than here. pls.
>>3867351
>Out of options, she just hugs.
>>3867302
>He falls into his trap
I KNOW YOU RESPAWN BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD CHOOSE WHERE. FINE ASSHOLE I HAVE AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE TOO.
>He reaches into his pants and pulls out a taser which he applies to Subaru's neck
>>3867334
>He's in a headlock while Subaru's being tased
I mean, I'm ok right now. The whole respawning thing might be a problem but you know. I'm ok for now.
>>3867335
He can respawn. Don't worry, it's really hard to kill this idiot.
>>3867302
...gouge your dark fragment in my body, and bare your fangs against arrogant providence! Dark and Dark!
>A small purple flame appears in his hand.
So, are you afraid yet?! You should be! Nobody faces Guiltia Sin Jurai and walks away the same man!
>>3867335
I must fight him in order to defend my honour! It's nothing personal, you see...
>>3867352
Don't eat those. Just eat shrimp ~de geso.
>>3867360
It's called the Black Order and there's branches all around the world with the sole purpose of ensuring the Akuma can't freely kill everyone.
>>3867359
>She takes a deep breath and makes a huge effort to choke back her tears.
O-Okay.. Sorry..
>>3867372
>Dont you mean boy behind the meme
>And no
>>3867373
>She accepts the hug completely, sniffing into your shoulder.
I don't know what to do.. I'm more worried about her.. I said some hurtful things..
>>3867384
Nah. I'll stick to my normal diet little squid. I can share some shrimp with you next time I eat some.
>>3867409
Alright, now let's get to turning that frown upside down.
>>3867360
.....
sigh.... Boys will be boys. Fine. I'll just let you guys fight.
>>3867376
Sure... thing. I'll just let you guys fight. I'll just go and try and bake those cookies...
>>3867382
I just hope it's worth the pain.
I think its hilarious u kids talking about Hoshi. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>3867411
You mean it ~de geso?
>>3867409
>So I'm curious. You said everyone should know who it is playing Makoto and Rohan, but I'm clueless.
kamina
>>3867376
>>3867376
T-T-TASERS ARE ILLEGAL IN FIGHTS!!
>he releases Yamato and falls the the ground shaking
>>3867382
I think the question should be "Are you finished talking yet?".
>>3867388
Then I don't see the problem here! If you have so many people, then they shouldn't be out and about in the streets!
>>3867372
Vino
>>3867360
You're really startin' to annoy me here Subadum. I give ya to th' count of 5 before I attack you as well 'n then it turns into a two versus one 'n we both know that won't go well!
>>3867376
Don'tcha worry! I ain' afraid of that dumdum. I'll just take him on as many times as it takes in order to save ya 'n stuff. You 'n I both know that I'm pretty friggin' capable of dealin' out a punch or two!
>>3867409
It was for the purpose of alliteration. Also, rood.
Well, I guess it's your loss, I'd just ask you to look past my shitty reputation, because the memes and anonymous shitposts really aren't my personality.
>>3867432
Why not? It's your birt- hatchday so it's my treat anyways.
>>3867439
What's up, buttercup
>>3867409
I don't know what to do for you either, but crying surely won't solve the problem.
It's okay for friends to fight every once and a while.
>>3867461
not him but ily.
>>3867461
host
>>3867445
They can hide in people. So we'd have to find a way to detect them inside of them first. It's easy to find them usually once they've left a host body and started to do their thing.
>>3867455
That makes sense ~de geso@
>>3867426
>he's too busy being electrocuted to speak, but he gives you a thumbs up
G-Give...me...cookies...too...
>>3867448
>is too busy being electrocuted to say anything to your dumb face
>>3867461
Not that person but winky face
http://orig12.deviantart.net/9014/f/2016/138/e/5/d_va_by_koyorin-da2w076.jpg
>>3867426
>He looks at her and his face softens a bit
Hey! Wait! I'll uh, try to stop the fight now. I'll catch up with you once I calm him down.
>>3867445
RESPAWNING IS ILLEGAL IN FI-
>He lets out a sigh and kneels down to him
How about we call a truce huh? Stop all this and go get a burger or something?
>>3867448
Thanks cutie. But I'm gonna try to stop the fight right now. I think we've both had enough and my neck really hurts from the all the headlocks I've been in.
>>3867426
Pain? It'll be too quick for him to feel anything! Dark and Dark is the greatest power known to man!
>>3867445
I asked first! Now, are you going to forfeit?! I would hate to burn you to nothingness...
>The flame isn't even hot, let alone burning
>>3867471
I love you too, Squid-chan
>>3867480
>@
>Kill me ~de geso.
>>3867419
...I can't do that..
I should really just go..
>>3867437
>If you're post-/b/ you probably don't know, and it really doesn't matter.
>>3867450
>Then.. Don't post shit memes or doujins, and don't shitpost, if that's not what you want to be recognized as. At least I admit I'm a shitposter.
>>3867464
Really? I mean.. I know that, I do, but.. Rika's really sensitive. I just think she might hate me for hurting her feelings.
>>3867477
But impromptu hosting stresses me out on incredible levels
>>3867480
Of course it does, and anyways my birthdays in about a month too.
>tfw not depressed but can't stop listening to that one song, staring at the ceiling
>>3867484
>She stands over his body 'n watches him spazz out like th' fool he is.
Geez... you alright or do you need some help there?
>>3867488
Well it seems you did end up gettin' him good Onii-chan. He looks completely numbed to th' ground, it's almost like he ain' even capable of movin' anymore. Maybe he needs 'nother one of them shocks to get him up again.
>>3867507
>Don't post shit memes or doujins
I don't do the second anymore and arguably I don't do the first since what I post could barely be considered memes. I funpost/shitpost, I admit that.
>>3867487
>>3867507
Fair enough. Since I'm out on vacation I found a computer to post from instead of my phone. All my Entoma pictures are still there and I'm to lazy to copy them over. My guess would be nonon since you came back but that's just the assumption off you using a jojo.
>>3867519
Really? I'll remember that ~de geso.
>>3867479
So what you're trying to say is they could be hiding in one of us right now...?
>>3867488
J-Just so you know, it's 27 inches, no matter what she says...
>>3867492
No, I think we're about ready to fight again. I'll let you have the first move, since I've already punched you.
>>3867531
J-Just leave m-me alone...
>>3867484
Fine. I'll give you some of the cookies too. But don't expect it to be good... It's my first time.
>>3867488
Sure thing. But I'll be back in a bit. I need to learn on how to make it first...
>>3867492
E-Eheheh... A-Alright... Just don't hurt anyone with that.
>>3867494
I'm not squid girl.
>>3867513
then end your life
>>3867507
Hm..... I could try and talk to her about it.
I'm good at hiding things. Anything that isn't about myself.
>1-0
>>3867553
>Eh? Oh, no, I'm Vino. Are you from /b/? I mean I don't mind dropping my name or anything, I just don't really care to explain why that name's important.
>>3867572
O-Oh
W-Well I love you anyways
>>3867555
I'll probably mention it again before then so don't worry little squid.
>>3867561
Yeah, but it isn't likely usually being an akuma means your souls already been eaten or turned.
>>3867577
THE MEME MAGIC! WILL HELP THEM!
>>3867573
>>3867571
Trust me, they'll be better than my past attempts. I can't do anything right...er, saving for sewing, but that's not really important.
>>3867584
Yeah. Were you with us on /b/ though? I thought you came in after the first ban wave and we started to use /hga/
>>3867591
Glad to hear so. How's it going?
>>3867574
...I feel like it's something I need to do myself. If she hates me, then.. Then I'll just take it like a woman and cry later, where she can't see me.
>>3867531
>He looks at the taser in his hands shakes his head and shoves it back into his pocket
Nah, I said I wouldn't do too much. You said to go easy on him and I would have. But he decided to fight back. Did I look cool though?
>>3867561
....whatever man. Come on, get up. We're gonna head to an in-n-out and grab a burger.
>He helps Subaru to his feet
>>3867571
Alright, see you in a bit Honoka. Sorry for scaring you like that though. I'll try to avoid it in the future.
>He waves at her as she walks off
>>3867593
Ohh, okay ~de geso.
>>3867613
>Pshh, yes. I'm no newfag. I was here for the Hoshion wedding.
>>3867561
...Y-You wish for me to strike you w-with this incredible power...? But...you'll surely die...!
>>3867571
I'd be a poor excuse for a Demon Lord if I could not control my own power! However, it would be excellent if you could convince him to surrender...
>>3867616
You're welcome to stay at my place if you need to. No one knows about it.
>>3867561
>She starts kickin' his body.
Hey dumdum? You alright or do ya need somethin' to get you through this all? I got some shockin' things I can borrow from Onii-chan!
>>3867619
>She starts smilin'
Yeah you did 'n ya didn't get hurt so it's awwright! Do not listen to what he's sayin' though... it was but 2 inch so it ain' a lot, but he seems to live in some dream where he's got that size. He probably saw it in one of them porn movies or somethin' 'n now it's stuck in his head.
>>3867615
I feel like I was gutted and my insides were replaced with memes
How are you anon
>>3867631
Fair enough. When you did the harpy from one piece was cringy as hell so at least you found something better to do.
Who are legitimate newfags?
>>3867593
My soul turns all the time, so does that mean the akuma dies when I do, or do I get a new one when I die? It's been like....127 deaths by now, not including the arena ones.
>>3867619
No dammit! It's 27 inches! That idiot doesn't know what the hell she's talking about!!
>>3867632
That's right! You can thank me for my kindness later, so please strike me first!
>>3867650
I feel pretty okay at the moment. But slightly exhausted.
Maybe you should distract your mind with something else then to get on different thoughts.
>>3867644
Really? You'd let me do that?
..I'd appreciate that a lot, actually..
>>3867651
>Yes.
>I know it was.
>I'm very much aware.
>2-0
>>3867682
MEME MAGIC
>>3867653
If that's another, homophobic, expression for underclassman, then that would be I.
>>3867625
Yup yup. So anything else planned for your hatching day?
>>3867668
It really isn't like that.
>He waves his face with a dumb smile on his face
Trust me you'd know if you had an Akuma in you cause we wouldn't even be having the conversation.
>>3867653
You.
>>3867680
There should be room for two in my spaceship.
I live there since I can't afford a house.
>>3867668
...Then I sh-shall...
>He throws the flame at you, but aside from causing a tingling sensation, it doesn't do much else before disappearing
>>3867693
Take your bets. Is it Squid Girl or Kamina?
>>3867676
Eh
Probably
You should rest then Anon-kun
New thread soon
Don't make a fucking new thread I"m making it
>>3867707
I'll definitely come there if..
...
If she, um.. Y'know.
>>3867701
I'm throwink a party ~de geso.
>>3867653
The squirrel, I guess
>>3867648
Just let me lay down here and die for a bit...I-I'm still feeling the electric shock and all.
>>3867701
S-So they'd render me unable to talk!? Those...those sick bastards!
>>3867710
...I thought you were going to kill me?
>>3867715
Does it matter who I am? All you need to know is my name's Okada.
>>3867723
We don't need to talk about that. You should just come over anyways.
Even if we can't both fit, I could...
Yeah. That.
>>3867729
oldfag =/= newfag
>>3867715
who cares
>>3867735
...A-Are you not sufficiently intimidated? Forfeit, now...
>>3867725
Sounds nice enough.
>>3867735
They'd wear you like a meat puppet.
>>3867745
I'll think about it.. It's just that I've been having bad, bad.. N-Nightmares recently. When I sleep close to Rika, they get a little better. Last night.. They were horrible.
>>3867765
Come on man, you've got to try harder than that! Giving up now would make you look really lame!
>>3867735
If ya say so! I'm pretty sure 'nother shock would be revivin' you to full health within no time. It always does that in them action movies so it should be doin' th' exact same right here.