Joel Matip for Liverpool
hunger games thread
>>3864928
first
>>3864928
Enlist assistance
>>3864928
Attack
>>3864941
"Well.. Can you help me get out of here?" You ask her, and she seemed put off by the question. She lays back onto her side and swishes her feet around in the water, contemplating the question.
"It depends ~de geso."
"On what?" You ask.
"How many shrimps do I get for it? It's my hatchday today ~de geso."
>Honest answer (Lean towards "probably none.")
>Lie ("As many as you want.")
>Attack
>Leave (Right)
>Leave (Left)
>>3864977
Lie
>>3864983
You're gonna kill her
>>3864983
"All of the shrimp I can buy. Just help me get out of here, okay?" You insist, knowing full well you don't have the money for even a single bag of shrimp.
She thinks about it for a few moments, rolling around on the edge of her aquarium.
"Well.. That does sound pretty nice ~de geso," she admits, "but I'm thinkink, how do I know I can trust you? Maybe you should brink me a few shrimps first ~de geso."
She seems very adamant on her decision, planting her butt down on the ground, unmoving. Unfortunately, you didn't pick up any shrimps on your way through the maze.
>Attempt bargain
>Attack
>Leave (right)
>Leave (left)
>>3865007
first
>>3865007
Rape
Attempt bargain if first option not available
>>3865007
Attempt bargain
>>3865015
"Please? Look, I'll prove it to you," you say, retrieving your wallet from your pants. You open it, and.. You have about $1.62. Of course, why would something so dumb work? +1 Autism (7/10).
The squid girl laughs, smirking up at you. "That's a nice joke for a human, but I'm not goink anywhere until I see shrimps ~de geso."
Looks like you're just going to have to accept her decision.
>Attack (gun)
>Attack (knife)
>Leave (left)
>Leave (right)
>0 images
>>3865039
leave left
>>3865041
not as long as those legs
>>3865039
Attack (knife)
>>3865046
You respectfully bow to the squid girl and wave yourself away, to which she returns the gesture and dives back into her aquarium. You enter a new room, this one filled with dead trees and powerlines, odd enough. +1 Autism for entering a new room (8/10).
Just as you begin to feel comfortable, a large, hairy electrical monster jumps out of nowhere, growling at you and spraying electricity in every direction.
>Fight
>Run
>Talk
>>3865065
talk
>>3865069
"Ah! Uh, hi there, boy.." You mumble, slightly surprised at its sheer size and aggressiveness. It leans forward and begins to sniff you, clawing at the ground dangerously close to your legs. Surely a single swipe from the beast could send you flying.
"What's your name, boy?" You ask it. It responds by taking a few steps back, and writing in the dirt with its claws.
P A A R L.
>Enlist assistance
>Ask for passage
>Attack
>Ignore, head to left door
>Ignore, head to right door
>>3865081
Enlist assistance
>>3865081
Enlist
Funny how LF always seems to be there when someone accuses him of posting anonymously.
>>3865099
kys
>>3865099
>bolin
>>3865083
What have you got to lose?
"Paarl, huh? Well, say, Paarl.. Looking for friends? Want to go on an adventure?" You ask.
You've seemed to grab its attention, and it curiously tilts its head to the side. It begins to yet again write in the dirt.
A D V E N S U R ?
>Insist (Honest, talk about potentially fighting)
>Insist (Lie, talk about an adventure in snacks and food)
>Ask to pass
>Leave (left)
>Leave (right)
>>3865081
Use Paarl avafag's ugly mug as a weapon
>>3865111
Insist (Honest)
WHERE IS THE GAME
WHERE ARE THE ROLEPLAYS
>>3865113
That's decent
>>3865109
Not me, though it does seem fishy
>>3865126
I'm waiting for someone in my harem to show up.
>>3865126
Dead
>>3865116
"Yes Paarl, adventure!" You insist. "We're gonna go kill some bad guys and get out of this gloomy place, are you in?"
Paarl nods, standing up to all fours and hopping around excitedly.
FOLLOWER ADDED: DARKBEAST PAARL
"Alright, boy, let's go."
>Door (left)
>Door (right)
>Attack Paarl while you have his trust
>>3865142
ill join
>>3865126
Napping
>>3865099
Maybe because I get PM'd you autists can't go an hour without accusing me of your autistic antics. Not that hard to understand.
>>3865153
Door right
>>3865155
Who are you?
>>3865162
>LF
hm.
>>3865180
One more OJO
>>3865159
You enter the room on the right, knowing this would more than likely be the last room of the adventure. +1 Autism (9/10). Unfortunately, it didn't seem to be the end of the road. Paarl squeezes through the door, just barely making it in with you. You both look around the room, making out that it seemed to be a somewhat futuristic, technology-covered room. A blonde woman sit at the front of the room, with her back turned to you. She wear a yellow and white cloak, and a black skin-tight suit underneath. She showed no signs of having noticed you, working on a computer.
>Sneak past (left)
>Sneak past (right)
>Grab her attention
>Attack her from behind
>>3865162
>Having little birdies to help damage control your rep
So the cuck has cucks huh? A five cuck general.
>>3865195
Is that fucking Junko
4
4
4
>>3865195
4, slit her throat
>>3865144
Your assistant manager is a qt
>>3865207
Upon getting closer to her, you'd be able to make out a sharp blade at the end of her ponytail. Just about to the chair, you'd hear her begin to speak in a robotic voice.
"I would recommend not doing that."
>Go through with the attack
>Stop and converse with her
>Use left door
>Use right door
>>3865225
Converse with her.
>>3865212
Oh?
>>3865202
>dmg control meme
>Friends = cucks and cuck buzzwords
>rep on the internet
>
Step it up boyo.
>>3865250
>kissu
>>3865229
"Doing what?" You laugh awkwardly, trying to play off the situation. "I was just seeing what you were up to. Oh, this is Paarl by the way, don't worry. Who're you?"
The girl turns to look at you before standing up, bowing somewhat politely.
"I am Lambda-11, I am a direct clone of a woman in her twenties. I have two other sisters, one of which is obsessed with Ragna the Bloodedge. Her life mission is to..."
She continues talking. And talking. Really, she doesn't stop talking. You begin to grow dizzy with all of the information this girl is dumping on you, and before you know it, Paarl had fallen unconscious. The last thing you see before blacking out is the bored-looking face of the blonde girl, still talking away.
YOU HAVE DIED. CAUSE OF DEATH: EXPOSITION DUMP
Good evening
>>3865282
lmao
I want Junko to sit on my face
>>3865282
>YOU HAVE DIED. CAUSE OF DEATH: EXPOSITION DUMP
>>3865282
rip
>>3865282
>11/10
>>3865282
>Load to last checkpoint
I want Mei to crush me with her thighs
>>3865283
France 0-4 Iceland
Did you all enjoy my interactive manga? It was the first of its kind.
>>3865283
Hey Adam.
>>3865321
6.5/10
>>3865321
Was interesting enough. I paid attention in and out there.
>>3865321
Based
>>3865320
We'll see about that
>>3865324
Hello Sunny, how are you doing ?
>69 posters
>17 images
>>3865321
Pretty good.
>>3865321
Damn nigga you do good when you want to
>>3865348
>69 posters
Kamina bump the game.
>>3865348
>69
>>3865348
>>69 posters
>>3865348
77 memes
20 keks
18 kys
>>3865321
It got me in a programming mood.
>>3865352
>tomboy Eila
I didn't know I wanted this.
>>3865360
>Be setting up
>See this post
>Lose all will to host
>>3865384
Let's break it down!
>>3865384
Kys whIle you're at it
>>3865343
I'm doing okay; patiently waiting for something to happen.
What's up with you?
>>3865384
>having the will to host
I don't miss that feeling.
Kamina is bolin
>>3865394
Nothing special, putting new backgrounds in my game that Asuka made for me.
>>3865394
>Waiting for something to happen
Bitch you just got backstabbed and your dragon died
>>3865396
It is a road few people walk
But it is my road nonetheless
>>3865413
Don't forget raped
>>3865373
Fun fact: Aside from using the gender-neutral "watashi" to refer to herself, Eila uses exclusively masculine vocabularies and syntaxes in the Japanese version of the mangas.
>>3865426
Is it because of the dick?
>>3865426
Thanks Ken-sama
>>3865426
Fun fact: You have severe autism, you stupid weeb.
>try to paint my room
>I suck a painting
>feet hurt
End me
>>3865426
fitting lmao
Bolin is ____
>>3865373
>Eila is already a huge tomboy
>>3865451
a cool dude.
>>3865456
Where's the dick
>>3865451
mentally disabled
>>3865408
Really? Well that was nice of her.
>>3865451
finally deleted from my Steam friends
>>3865451
Underage cancer
>>3865474
Takeshita's mouth.
>>3865413
What are you talking about.
>>3865490
Take a shit
>no game
>thread full of shitposting
>only the tryhards hanging around
>ded community
Good to see HG being the shit it truly is.
>>3865485
If dubs+ you keep him as your steam friend forever
>>3865443
Atleast you have a room.
>>3865497
Takeashita.
>>3865498
Cry more.
>>3865498
We're /trash/ and you know this.
>>3865514
Try harder.
>>3865498
too busy circlejerking in steam chat
>>3865503
Rerolling
>>3865522
Stay there.
Where did all the cute anime girls go?
>>3865540
this
>>3865498
It sounds like the average sunday afternoon experience in this realm, faceless one.
>>3865512
Well isn't that something.
>>3865540
Am I not cute enough for you?
Quds
>>3865540
who?
>>3865549
Get ready for Sheamus anon autism.
>>3865553
They also raped you.
>>3865559
Kyaaa~
>>3865559
Beat it, stumpy
We want qt anime girls, not damaged goods
Post yfw waiting for a game
>>3865568
I can't actually play Makoto until tonight, Makoto's pretty depressed right now
>>3865579
>>3865570
Died the way I lived
Game where?
>>3865592
Raped?
This is now an anon controlled thread: No ava's allowed unless you're a qt.
>>3865592
>I both stabbed and raped Sunset in HG the video game
Feels good man
>>3865579
>:(
>>3865579
I brought stuff to eat, we might get hungry.
>>3865598
Everywhere
>>3865598
Right here
Right now
Right here
Right now
>>3865602
I got him right here.
>>3865579
>>3865579
>:^(
>>3865579
>>3865574
It's called experience, fuck boy.
>>3865580
You know how hard it is to bathe when you're homeless? Pretty hard.
>>3865571
Don't die on me kid.
>>3865602
>implying we don't run every thread
They're only safe on hga and even the newfags know that place is cancer personified.
>>3865550
This place has been a wasteland since long ago, the "life" just happens to drop exponentially at this time of the day unlike the rest of the week, you just chooste to complain about it daily.
>>3865579
>
>>3865579
>>3865581
I miss you
>>3865611
>>3865612
Surely you jestin'. I ain't seein' no game.
>>3865598
Can I rape you first
>>3865599
Yeah exactly.
>>3865604
You should do it IRL
>>3865635
Then what are you waitin' for
Odds host
Evens fuck off
Dubs ERP
>>3865635
The game is inside each and everyone of us. We just lost touch with it.
Congrats
You're adopted
>>3865651
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
>>3865579
>>3865651
Rerolling for erp
>>3865655
reroll for fuck off
>>3865651
Get on it boyo
>>3865622
But there haven't been any post there since they joined.
>>3865640
No one's going to be doin' that, anon.
>>3865650
Someone to host a game.
>>3865652
... Shit.
>>3865651
Thanks pal.
>>3865622
>safe
>cancer
Pick one cause I think your post is full of shit
>>3865651
I want Eila's baby dick
>>3865579
>>3865675
Good.
>>3865621
You're perfect in my eyes, Bikko. <3
>>3865662
>>3865672
>>3865679
>>3865688
I only ERP on steam.
>>3865652
DEEP
E
E
E
E
E
P
>>3865694
Me too
>>3865687
>I think
No you don't.
Tadaima! I am back from my outings!
Are there any real hg couples?
>>3865708
>kissu
Appriciate me
>>3865723
>does so
>>3865621
>Gives her a pack of smokes with a couple 20's stuffed inside the packet
>>3865708
>Throws hammer at
We ain't want any of yer girlscout cookies.
>>3865719
E-Eh.... W-What was that for..
24/36?
>>3865692
Thanks kid, that'll get me through the day.
>>3865740
>spanks
>>3865743
3
6
>>3865740
>did not manage to dodge in time
>it hits her head
>severe blunt force trauma
>>3865740
>>3865708
Wait a secon penguin! Nobody told me anything about cookies!
Ha
Hahah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>3865743
>>3865717
>Real HG couples
What did he mean by this
>>3865743
Try for 36.
>>3865735
I can't take this.
>>3865760
This whole MN9 ride has been completely delicious.
>>3865758
>strips you while you're unconcious
>>3865743
Kamina just rolled for hosting
>>3865763
Double host
You love double hosting
>>3865758
Goodnight sweet princess.
>>3865765
>Stuffs it into your pocket and walks off
>>3865760
What the FUCK?
This is.. I don't even know what to say about this.
All of the news I've seen about this game makes it look like cancer.
>>3865764
HG ships so real the avafags met IRL to suck their dicks
Alright, let's go with a 36 then
FOXHOUND 105
>first 36
>>3865778
>casts water spell
>>3865784
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3865555
How has no one checked this yet?
>>3865784
Maria and Harusame
>>3865784
Selina Sherlock
>>3865751
>Penguin screeches
What was that for now!?
>>3865758
Oh boy, free cookies.
>>3865759
Yeah, girl scout cookies. Now that she's knocked out, we can go off an' sell 'em fer our own profits.
>>3865784
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3865784
Otori Mio
>>3865775
>>3865777
Hosting makes me uncomfortable. I'll just let him go.
>>3865784
Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>3865784
Klopp
>>3865784
Sunset
>>3865784
King Dedede
>>3865784
Bikko
>>3865779
I don't do charity!
>>3865784
Nolsie
>>3865784
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3865784
Jack Spicer
>>3865784
Kaori Miyazono
>>3865784
Kuroneko
>>3865784
Eggman-kun
>>3865784
Queen
>>3865784
The Player
>>3865784
>>3865785
Naoe Yamato
>>3865784
Suicide Baby
>>3865784
Vic Viper
>>3865784
Joel Matip
>>3865784
Mii Swordfighter
>>3865782
Hoshi and LF fucked a few times while KK watched
>>3865784
Marcus Holloway
>>3865784
Unconscious Honoka
>>3865778
>still unconscious
>her head is bleeding
>>3865759
>lying down unconscious
>>3865773
>still unconscious
>>3865784
Hammer
>>3865784
THE TRASH MAN
>>3865784
Birthday Squid
>>3865784
Okada
>>3865784
Haise Sasaki
>>3865784
Pit
>>3865784
Lord Beerus
>>3865784
Lavi Bookman
>>3865784
Baki the Grappler
>>3865784
Sergio Kun Agüero
>>3865784
Machi
>>3865799
Should we be worried about your health
>>3865818
Mememato
>>3865784
Greatest adventure
>>3865831
Oh, god dammit.
>He fetches a first aid kit and starts bandaging her head
>>3865784
Koumoto Akari
>>3865831
>snaps photos of you in your underwear
>>3865837
Kill yourself.
>>3865795
No, you don't understand anything, penguin. If we take it without actually paying for it, we'll ruin the entire cookie industry.
>>3865831
>She ignores the fact that the girl is out cold
So what about those cookies?
>>3865784
Jon Jones Bones
>>3865851
>I'm really worried someone will make this as a tribute
>Also go away Chiru
>Or Makina
>Or someone else
>tfw I've started entering my filler more than my actual avas
>>3865861
>dead as fuck
>be gone for 10 minutes
>come back to 120 new replies
>>3865829
Why aren't they close friend anymore? What happened between them
ARE WE GOOD TO GO?
>>3865837
Happy birthday I guess
>>3865867
>tfw 9 months
>>3865849
Maybe if I die in the middle of my games. Other than that, no.
>>3865877
They wouldn't go ass to mouth.
When it's true love you go ass to mouth.
>>3865877
Junko happened.
>>3865885
P-Please fuck me
>>3865880
Looks good!
I wish Hitler was real.
>>3865880
>>3865865
DADDY I DIE
I DIE DADDY
>>3865890
It's not Hoshi's fault he's so boring.
>>3865880
Thanks ~de geso!
>>3865880
May I request a name change to 'Guiltia Sin Jurai; Conqueror of Chaos, Harbinger of Dark Justice'?
>>3865837
>Gives shrimp
>>3865863
That ain't matter much ta me. All that matters is payin' off the debts I owe ta people.
>>3865880
Ready to roll.
>>3865880
>
Looks like I've stayed up too late waiting for a game...
Time for sleep. Good work hosting.
Your backgrounds look nice.
>>3865855
A......ah.
>she's still somewhat unconscious
>>3865859
>still unconscious
>>3865863
>her hand slightly moved
>>3865880
>>3865837
Happy 7th birthday
>>3865914
You remembered ~de geso!
>>3865743
Memesoon
AND WE BEGIN !
>>3865911
Done, weirdo
>>3865927
Thank you and Good night
>>3865905
Oh god, who left this.....baby? Uh....here? Also, I'm not your dad kiddo.
>>3865930
>He starts lightly slapping her face after securing the bandages
Come on Honoka, wake up. It's not good if a star Idol is unconscious and half-naked in the streets.
>>3865930
>wakes up with a punt to the cunt
>>3865930
>snaps photos of you topless as well
>>3865914
>spanks again
<3
>>3865914
I was always jealous of penguins and their ability to use themselves as slides, but now you shown me your true nature I'm disappointed.
>>3865930
What's that? A signal through hand motions? Are you trying to point out the location of the cookies?
>>3865890
What did she do to make LF turn on Hoshi?
>>3865784
>being this late to the punch
>reply to the wrong entry post
>>3865943
Doppo?
>>3865945
DADDY
I DIE
>>3865899
Shut the fuck up Hajime you useless piece of shit
>>3865933
I'm way older than that ~de geso!!
>>3865943
This is my present ~de geso?
>>3865943
Success! Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
You know what would really save HG?
More moeshit.
>>3865935
It ain't that hard ta remember if ya go off an-
>>3865952
Hey, runnin' a kingdom ain't all sunshine an' rainbows ya k-
>>3865943
>Fucking dies
>>3865948
>You get no feedback
>You spank his lifeless body as it lays on the ground with bulletholes.
>>3865945
O...Ow.... What happened?
>notices she's half naked
E-EH!?
>tries to cover herself
>>3865946
>>3865947
Ow! G-Go away!
>>3865952
Someone tried to murder me!
>>3865953
Hoshi hates Junko, LF sided with Junko, Hoshi and LF got beef now. LF barely talks to him anymore and a number of people that used to be friends with both of them don't talk to LF anymore well.
Females ruin communities.
>>3865943
Well done! I shall spare you my wrath, for now...
A true champion knows that the best defense is to stay out of sight! Behold, my obfuscation ability!
>>3865963
STOP YELLING! WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A BABY? WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A BABY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 36!
>>3865970
This is what I've been saying for months. No one listened and now all we have is broken dreams and no moe.
>>3865973
>rapes the body
>>3865970
No. It's the willing from hosts to hosting.
>>3865973
When is yours? Your hatchday I mean ~de geso.
>>3865991
...
I'M BABY
Moving on to DAY 1 !
>>3865991
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3865987
Hoshi ruins communities.
>>3865987
>Females ruin communities
Too right anon
>>3866017
Nice meme, anon.
>>3865987
But that's false. I still talk to everyone I used to talk to.
>>3865987
>Junko
>female
wew lad
>>3865973
We'll never know what's up with his kingdom.
>She tries to put your dead body in a shoe-bux, but you turn out to be too fat and big for it, so she uses a normal box to bury you
>>3865983
What? I only heard about some cookies!
>>3866013
I know that all that illegal child army training will help when you participate in Survival Games.
>>3865987
Never knew HG has a bunch of filthy gossips
>>3866028
Only darkness and sound of silence.
>>3866034
>shoe-bux
>>3866013
Is this scent the ashes of your fallen enemies? Perhaps the dark aroma of hell itself? Oh...L-Lemon, huh?
>>3866040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
Would anons defend Junko if she were male irl?
>>3866027
You're a meme.
>>3866040
Not really. I currently got 10 chats open so idk. Still the lads I've always talked to.
>>3865983
DDD threw a hammer at you thinking you were a girl scout and knocked you out. Then an anon started stripping you. I chased him off before your underwear came off though. Then I bandaged you up. Cute underwear though~
>>3866007
NO YOU'RE NOT!
>>3866015
STOP YELLING ASSHOLE! NO ONE ELSE IS!
>>3866013
No one could possibly make a weapon to surpass this!
>>3866013
Your got me these too? How generous! I'm seeink you in a whole new light ~de geso.
>>3866058
DADDY I DIE NOW
I DIE NOW DADDY
>>3866051
Yes
NIGHT 1 !
Nice double kill from Pit
>>3866039
Newfaggot.
>>3866051
Would they defend her if she was female?
>>3866051
An asshole is an asshole.
>>3866027
>Truth = memes
>>3866072
Ahaha! He who holds the cards is the winner, and that would be me!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Caring about gender
>>>>>>>Thinking for even a millisecond that Junko is female IRL
All of my kekes
>Had a spare life and a copy of him comes back onto the land.
>>3865994
>Looks over as you rape his dead body
That's just nasty now, anon.
>>3866005
My hatchday? I ain't even know, we usually don't go an' keep track a those here.
>>3866034
Hey, thanks fer gettin' a proper burial fer my dead body now. Can ya get that anon outta my body though?
It's awfully disrespectful ta my body.
>>3866066
I'M NOT YOUR DAD! WHY ARE YOU GONNA DIE?! I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED!
>>3866072
Hm? Oh thanks man. I'm already pretty good at Piano but now I can make wonderwall jokes.
>>3866072
Let's work together to reach victory! You look exactly like someone who could be a perfect Survival Game player---
I take back those words.
>>3866109
>Pulls out a gun and shoots himself
>>3866072
Hopefully this'll work.
>>3866072
What's this do ~de geso?
>>3866107
You should so that I can get you somethink ~de geso.
>>3866109
AAAAAAA
NIGHT 2 !
Skipped a day of peace
>>3866080
They already do
>>3866125
The fire rises.
>>3866034
Cookies? Oh.. I manage to bring them back home. But it's leftovers though.
>>3866058
I-Idiot! Y-You're not supposed to look!
>wear her uniform back
B... But thanks... I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for you Naoe-kun...
>>3866072
Hey... You awake?
E-Eep!
>pretends to sleep
>>3866125
Go on! You can keep up! 100 more!
>>3866028
I know that's bullshit cause you don't.
>>3866125
I told you this would happen..
>>3866125
>Holds back tears like a man
P-Pfft...don't be ridiculous... I can b-barely feel it...! I've sustained much worse injuries...
>>3866152
But I do so jokes on you bud.
>>3866125
>>3866125
Hey I did end up shooting myself.
>>3866057
Post steam mobile recent chats for proof
>>3866125
>>3866125
On my hatchday? Why ~de geso...?
>>3866165
Well, I guess I'm not those who you "used to talk to". Stay full of shit m8.
>>3866107
You want me to dig your body out, so I could pull another dead body out of it?
>>3866151
How much you want for all of it? Money isn't a problem.
>>3866113
OH MY GOD!
>>3866121
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOON!?!
>>3866125
Fucking pranked.
>>3866151
>He covers his eyes while she puts her clothes back on
Well I kind of had to look to patch you up. B-but, no problem! Not like I'm gonna leave a cute girl to die alone in an alleyway.
DAY 3 !
Too much fire on this one
>>3866117
I'll have ta go an' check up on that. Might as well make it any day of tha year.
Yeah, that sounds good.
>>3866182
Ya know what? Nevermind. He can have fun with my dead body, he's gonna suffocate down there anyways.
>>3866185
Quit battling my battles, Strydum.
>>3866185
>
These leaves better not cause a rash...
>>3866203
I wanted mine to be every day but I told I wasn't allowed ~de geso.
>>3866203
All in a day's work. So now I hope you gave up on your evil plan that included destroying the entire cookie industry.
>>3866185
I-is this for the prank? How could you be so cruel?
>>3866208
Ha, I bet you nigger.
>>3866218
Itty bitty squiddy titties!
And the night falls again in the arena
>>3866250
>Sex texting
>>3866218
Ain't anyone gonna go off an' take a day that's supposed ta be special seriously if tha day happens everyday.
It just ain't gonna work fer folks.
>>3866227
I didn't give up.
... I just failed.
Stop being a nigger LF or I'll punch Kurumi in the ovaries
>>3866250
I couldn't resist such a beautifully alluring title as 'Imperishable Night'! But this...this does not fit my expectations at all... Why am I a little girl? Why am I shooting things? What does it all mean?!
>>3866243
What the squid are you talkink about ~de geso...
>>3866270
When my inkvasion is complete, every day will be National Squid Day ~de geso.
I'm goink to go eat my hatchday lunch. I think I smell shrimp ~de geso.
>>3866300
Happy birthday, Squid Girl! I'll masturbate to rape hentai of you later to celebrate!
>>3866300
>>3866182
Huh? It's leftovers so you don't really have to pay. I bought them on the way back here.
>>3866184
>she's done wearing her clothes
You can look now...
Sheesh... Thanks once again Naoe-kun.
D... Do you want some cookies?
>>3866250
I'm a pretty fowl shot, so hopefully you're better than me.
Nights are long and full of darkness
>>3866316
Same
Post friends
>>3866328
I'm rooting for Queen, since she's the prettiest girl <3
>>3866334
>>3866341
Fuck off Kamina
>>3866300
Bring me back some food too, wouldya?
>>3866334
>>3866341
>ingrained trigger discipline
That is sexy as fuck.
>>3866328
My love, Fenrir... May you keep me safe, no matter the foe I face!
>Tries to twirl, accidentally pulls trigger
...I believe I have a problem.
>>3866208
Charge it faster
>>3866353
Pathetic
>>3866334
>>3866334
Perhaps with some others. But these are the current ones.
>>3866321
>He clears his vision
Like I said, no need for thanks. But I'd love some cookies.
>>3866328
Yeah, they're pretty cute.
>>3866341
Oh look you made a friend.
>>3866329
>high fives the furry porn
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
>>3866362
...Shut up
>>3866379
Some others.
>>3866380
Here... I happen to bought it on the way here...
>opens a pack of cookies
Enjoy..
>>3866395
Fuck off
Brace yourselves, Cobras are coming
>>3866395
Right this is one of them.
>>3866419
Please?
>>3866384
You got a sex bot?
>>3866411
Thanks Ross.
>>3866423
Nope.
>>3866400
>He grabs a few and pops one in his mouth
Hey, this is pretty good. Did you make these?
>>3866379
Love ya too
>chu
Post closest friends
ARENA !
>>3866383
>high fives back
Of course, everyone wants a little bit of that squid girl~
>>3866452
Free and Madao come to mind, the two I do the most with outside of the games.
Then Garnet, Kaito, and Wiggins to pull up the back.
Post
>>3866456
GOD DAMMIT!
>>3866429
Of course I don't. What kind of depraved pervert do you think I am
>>3866334
>>3866456
On this day, I retreat...but mark my words, I shall return to finish you off...!
>>3866452
Post worst moments
Am I glad he's frozen in there
>When you lowkey get no sleep because you're a broken human being.
F-Feels good man...
>>3866452
Janus
>>3866452
>counts with fingers
Let's see, 1...2...0. 0 friends.
>>3866484
Guilty conscience. You piece of shit.
The innocent sleep like lambs.
>>3866484
>>3866493
I am your friend.
>>3866484
Oh hey you monstrosity of nature. I found my old folder.
NIGHT 5 !
It was just pizza. Anyone want to trade for shrimp ~de geso?
>>3866360
Here ya go bud. People that talked to me or that I've talked to in the past 2 hours. Now I'm gonna continue watch rin play dying light so do with that as you please. Nicknames contain mainly birthdays so blacked those out.
>>3866484
Drink some alcohol then mate. It'd probably give you a few hours of rest.
>>3866445
No... I just happen to buy it from the store on the way here. But do you want me to make it?
>Tfw you can't think of enough people to fill the friends chart even though you know you have enough and you feel bad for the ones you're forgetting
>>3866517
Down and out.
:(
>having friends
Get some real life friends ffs
>>3866529
Don't forget me, Squirrel-chan.
Unless I'm not actually your friend and you secretly hate me.
In which case do.
THE FEAAAAAAAAAST
>>3866529
I love you.
>>3866544
I already do
>>3866544
>>3866471
A sad and lonely kid that builds robots to keep him company.
>>3866505
Who are you and what's your definition of friend?
>>3866529
Just fill it with the people you talk to, you have plenty.
>Sorry if I forgot someone
>>3866535
Nah, they're boring and mundane. I have a philosophy branching off of solipsism, it's that most people have no aspirations, they're worthless and robotic.
>>3866499
Alright then anon, considering you're so good at reading humans. What am I guilty about?
What's kept me up for the last three days?
>>3866511
Well that's good to hear.
How'd you get it back? Left the files somewhere?
>>3866521
I've got to look socially acceptable in a few hours for court.
Showing up plastered wouldn't be the best looks huh?
>>3866578
Triple espresso shot from the nearest starbucks then mate? Or well not even starbucks but something equal.
>>3866573
Are you Makoto or is Makoto one of your friends?
>40 uids
BUMP THE GAME KAMINA
>>3866517
>>3866556
Kuhuhuhu...it'll take more than a simple bullet to stop Guiltia Sin Jura- Ah, now that I think about it, rest does not seem like such a terrible idea...
>>3866522
If you wouldn't mind. I'm always cooking so it'd be nice to taste someone elses food for a change.
>>3866585
I'm Makoto! And I'm surrounded by all of my friends!
>>3866578
Lost the flash drive with the entire thing on it nine months ago. Had eight folders on it, for over three thousand images.
>>3866573
>rika and ally
Couldn't just pick one?
>>3866603
>tfw not on this chart
O-oh...
Got any advice on how to safely shave my balls?
>>3866589
I'M NOT EVEN THE FUCKING HOST
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
>>3866610
Elly. Fucking auto correct
>>3866573
You have a lot of friends.
>>3866584
I could do that.
But I don't think the Starbucks here is open at 4am.
If anything I'll just shitpost for an few hours. That'll get me going.
>>3866609
Good job, well atleast you got it all back. Now we can start up the drrr circlejerk again.