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Zootopia Thread: PLATONIC FRIENDS Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: ztarchive.com
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first for high school romance
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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
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>>3856998
>>3856926
>>3857070

Monsters. All of you.
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>rejected by female bunny
>go for rabbit boys
>not gay if it's prey
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>>3857126
this OP triggers my REEEEE because WildeHopps is the ONE AND ONLY ONE TRUE SHIP
plz delet and remake
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>>3857161
I'm sorry senpai

If it helps they were pure autism and it's probably a good thing I didn't continue them.
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>>3857025
Welcome. Be the Bun or Have the Bun? Choose now.
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>You will never sniff and lick them
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>>3857158
>high school romance

No better high school romance than two lifelong friends realizing they love each other.
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Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!

Ideas from older threads:
1. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop
2. Clawhauser downs beers with coworkers
3. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
4. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation.
5. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.
6. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.
7. Two characters of your choice play Twister
8. Choose your adventure post by post with voting!
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>>3857161
For what it's worth, I do intend to go back and work on them at some point this year. Just not sure.

I didn't get back to fan-writing until like damn two weeks ago or whatever when I discovered these threads.
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>>3857158
What's that beatnick from?
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>>3857201
I'd pick 4.
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>>3857106
Are there Gazelle-x-Nick full stories?

I'm only aware of the one subtle sad-fic thing that doesn't even use the specific name 'Gazelle'.
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>>3857197
>you will never massage or tickle them
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>>3857141
>Are there Gazelle-x-Nick full stories?
>I'm only aware of the one subtle sad-fic that doesn't even use the specific name 'Gazelle'.

There's been a few, one bunch linked below and another chunk in the Thematic Thursday thread
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3772239/
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>>3857173
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>>3857201
4.
or 5 for feels (hopefully)
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>>3857197
truly, life is suffering
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>>3857223
I still need the full comic.
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>>3857223
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Reminder that small prey animals should be used as sex-toys by large predators.
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>>3857172
Absolute faggotry.
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>>3857225
If you'd like one, just place a request above!>>3857201
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>>3857234
Yes Nick, that's Judy aborting your baby.
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>>3857160
I want to fuck that jerboa.
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>>3857227
Why live
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>>3857158
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>>3857223
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I'm writing a fic with consistent characters where each chapter is it's own contained little story. Problem is a lot of people want me to keep going but I'm burned out on ideas, what do I do?
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>>3857201
I say 5.
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>>3857173
>Schalke
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>>3857201
>7. Two characters of your choice play Twister

Gideon and Travis playing Twister, both can't help getting erect being so close to their crush, it eventually leads to sexual experimentation.
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>>3857268
Excuse me, seeing BL art triggers my hate of pseudopenises attached to Mary Sue OCs. Plz delet
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Fuck it, gonna respost this here now that I grabbed it from Gud's tumblr.
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>be deist
>still want to end up in either Zootopia, Equestria, or someplace like that after death
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Welp. Took a while to muster up the courage to do this, but I did it. Still playing around and testing shading, so bare with me.
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Cringe?
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>>3857298
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Can someone link me the sheet music for "Nocturnal Lament"?
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>>3857321
Fact.
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>>3857324
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>>3857281
Take several day hiatus from writing. Approach with clear head.
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>>3857307
>Equestria,

Kill yourself and make it a reality.
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This is Hell AU Anon, how is everyone doing?

I'm dying from a cold as I type up chapter 2 and try to avoid any edge-lord bullshit.

I have no cold medicine in my house.
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>>3857320
please stop existing
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>>3857321
But that's not cringe, it's truth
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>>3857335
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>>3857321
It's fine.
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>>3857289
>filename: BUNE
>image: GCB
>green: Schalke

Sir, it's not very healthy for you to mix memes.
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>>3857321
It's not cringe if it's true
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>>3857347
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>>3857294
>implying travis wouldn't keep winning because mustelid flexibility
>Gideon just gets agitated and quits in rage
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>>3857347
o lawd
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>>3857361
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>>3857289
Gideon's gonna get a taste of Stu.
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>>3857338
Anon pls.
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>>3857339

Just finished reading your fic

Was a bit short, but overall a good read.

Keep up the good work
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>>3857377
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>>3857320
Anon, i'm not sure what that has to do with Zootopia.
Also, sign it.
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>>3857356
We should have listened to him.
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Hey guys writeyote here. So remember how I was writing that fic. No? Well anyway the first chapter is doneish. So I'm shilling it here so I don't have to proofread it.

http://pastebin.com/mnPqr3es
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I want a strong bunny doe to gut punch me, knocking the wind from my lungs before mercilessly beating my face , trying to bust my orbital bone into my eye. I want to barely wheeze the word 'sorry' to her from behind bloody teeth as she breaks my foot with a strong leg that stamps down like a press. I want her to place well aimed kicks to my back and brainstem, letting unconsciousness takes me away.
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>>3857327
Here you go.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/l9sq3o05ycq494w/Nocturnal+Lament.pdf


Just keep in mind that it's not exactly what I played in the actual song. There's some bits/chords that are different than what I played.
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>>3857377
>>3857393

RIP in peace i crie everytim
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I think this cons as feels.
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>>3857363
>Gideon grabs the little one while Travis squirms and pants.
>So much sweat, so much musk...
>Travis rubs his bottom against Gideon's crotch accidentally.
>Gideon is so frustrated and wanting to punish Travis that he starts to strip the little guy.
>Gideon's own red rock is starting to throb.

Etc.
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>>3857391
Thank's Anon, I'll try!

Know any good home-remedies for a cold?
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>>3857363
>implying that Travis wouldn't care more about rubbing again Gideon as much as possible instead of caring who wins.
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>>3857397
They've been pushing their OC for weeks, refusing to give them any depth outside of 'rely kul cereal killer lady, donut steel'. I've lost all patience with them.
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Hey guys. Bunanon here.

It's been a while, I guess. A week? Something like that?

And it has certainly been a week.

I actually caught up with an old friend of mine from highschool. I guess she moved to the city while I went to work the farm.

But it's weird. After meeting her again, I've been in just a sour mood since. I don't think it's jealousy or anything dumb like that. I dunno, I just can't place what's eating me.

I wish I had something more substantial, but I wanted to air this before lunch tomorrow. Red and I are going out to eat with said friend. Hopefully I can keep whatever this bitterness is from contained, right? Right.
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>>3857432
Pft. Noobs. That's now how you win Twister.
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>>3857435

Sleep and lots of tylenol
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>>3857377
>>3857393
Needs a sequel
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>>3857126
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>>3857432
>>3857444
Hot.

More.
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>>3857425
Thanks, hopefully I'll have the violin duet rendition ready in the next few days
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>>3857222
>>3857237
>>3857283
It seems we have a disparity between 4 and 5, but since >>3857222 voted first (and got trips) we will start with 4. Stand by!
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>>3857446
preemptively posting this since i'm off to bed
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>>3857470
Our savior is late!

Unless you're a Wizard. Then you've arrived precisely when you meant to.
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>>3857458
>Twister leads to sex

That's EXACTLY how you win at Twister.
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>>3857445
Oh no, new content fags do the "I'm not a furry even though i watch furry porn, i never did a fursona before, help!" joke, i fucking hate them.
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>>3857334
>>3857345
>>3857350
>>3857357
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>>3857463
Is this close enough? It's the feel motherlode.
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>>3857446
Hey, Bunanon. Welcome back.

Would you mind telling us a bit more about your friend? I'm sure we can work this out.
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>>3857446
Is she a bun too? Why'd she bum you out? Feeling homesick?
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>Accomplish some stuff in terms of getting a dental appointment thing finally done, doing errands, and completing fan-writing pieces.
>Feel empty and self-critical about even existing.
>Wonder who would live in this apartment if I suddenly just vanished or something else.
>Think about how similar Pack Streeters feel a lot of the time.
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>>3857474
Holy shit that sounds like it'll awesome! Shill the fuck out of it when it's done, I definitely want to hear it!
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>>3857446
Fuck off attention whore.
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>>3857281
Wait til you get an idea. Forget it a while. There's no rush.
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>>3857513
No. He left behind a wife and several children, with them having to be the ones to find his corpse.
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>>3857513
Judy's like 60, but she still got dat ass!
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>>3857446
Tell us about her, what is she?
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Rock here, tell me which choice I should work on.

The page with the choices: http://pastebin.com/KFeD894Q

And in case you are new and want to read from the beginning: http://pastebin.com/SvKhdfkX

Should you trust Judy to talk to Bogo, or should you stop her quickly?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10652234
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>>3857446
I can't believe Bunanon is fucking alive.

Anyways, where exactly did this bitterness come from? Are you and your old friend on bad terms or something?
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>>3857549
>>>>>3857495
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>>3857446
Hey Bunanon! If anyone can present a sunny disposition, it's you.

Nah, actually though, maybe let Red do more of the talking tomorrow. That way, you can avoid giving away your feelings while also getting a better feel for what's up. You trust Red, so allowing him to feel things out here should give you something better to work with here.
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>>3857581
Hey rock long time no see!
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>>3857340
If I could, I would.
>>3857397
oc I made about a month or so ago. Did sign.
>>3857445
Working on something to give her a bit of depth. Whether or not it will please you is beyond my control.
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>>3857585
See now, that right there, the problem is you responded to him. What you SHOULD have done was not responded to him.
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>>3857320
Snout looks good! Maybe try to add a bit of shadow to where the natural indent of the spine would be to make the perspective show a bit more.
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>>3857435
Sleeping boosts your immune system.
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Zootopian Beastie Boys interact with Pack Street residents.

Shit idea or potential?
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Did someone see Stephanie Stalkinew recently?
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>>3857531
Hm, so Marty plays the harmonica, eh?

Weaver, if you're here, is this canon?

I need to know for reasons totally unrelated to me owning a harmonica.
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>>3857446
I guess now's a good time to ask you this:

Have you ever found a place to work since that coffee shop kicked you out?
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>>3857446
Eh often times when I meet up with a friend from high school I feel similar. I've since come to the realization that its often associated with how different I've become since then and/or how little they seem to have grown as a person since we last knew each other.

Maybe you're subconsciously interpreting the little things that annoy you without realizing what specifically is annoying you. Or maybe you're just mad at yourself because you're thinking back on opinions you held during your relationship with said friend that you no longer agree with.

I guess I don't really have any advice, but meeting with them seems relatively harmless especially if reds there.
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>>3857677
Wait, where'd you get that? Are there posters for all the other missing mammals?
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>>3857653
This is true.
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>>3857679
>Marty
CHICKEN!
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Were there ever funny follow-ups to this?
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>>3857677
>Dreamworks face
I'm glad she's missing.
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>>3857653
But If I sleep, how can I admire you, Anon?
You're beautiful words that connect us, no matter how far we are apart.
I imagine your lips parting to speak them, and your hot breath against my ear.
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>>3857251
A lot of it was just fiddly technical stuff, making sure I didn't use the same word three times in two sentences, stuff like that

The big changes I focused on was originally, Nick and Judy were more hesitant in their physical contact near the beginning, and as Comicanon pointed out that made the tension ramp up too fast. Now they're a little more touchy-feely right away, with a little more focus on Nick's injuries and mentioning that he's had a little time to recover

The other big change was the scene where Judy gets freaked out by Nick's knot. The original scene was just kind of this big rushed explanation and it was honestly just kind of bad. I replaced it for a while with a scene where he gets really irritated that she's stopping to ask him about his dick but that whipped the mood around too hard, and my goal when I started was comfy smut about avoiding shock collars, so I turned it into a more tender exploratory scene.

Aside from that there were smaller changes like having Nick actually get shocked to sort of establish that it's really necessary that they slow down and be careful, originally I didn't have the heart to do it but that resulted in too much tell, not enough show. I also added a small mirroring moment that was sort of a callback to Nick saving Judy from the river, with the line "clutching her like he was drowning"

That's about it, it was pretty solid already I just needed to smooth out the tone, mostly
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>>3857677
She's hot.

Would kidnap and particular in prey overwhelming predator kinky stuff / 10
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>>3857700
This posts confuses me.

Is that not Marty? What exactly are you trying to say here?
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>>3857597
Eeeyyy, who is this?
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>>3857555
Well you can try pestering Gud about it when he shows up, but I doubt he's interested in following it up.
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>>3857498
I'm just some guy. But I've heard that meme could use a revival.
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>>3857692
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>>3857719
But she's hooooooooooot
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>>3857721
Have a powerful, illness driven vivid dream. Of me talking. I guess. Seems like a waste though?
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>>3857739
The yote of writting.
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>>3857738
>Anon doesn't know about Back To The Future
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>>3857728
>collars as sexual fetish for pred/prey couples image

See, outside of Zistopia we should have more of that.
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>>3857738
He's saying you need to go watch a very good movie trilogy.
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>>3857435
>>3857653
I've been told sex boosts it. Wait, I mean I read it somewhere.
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>>3857670
I don't know shit about Beastie Boys or their songs but the name works well for it.
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>>3857776
>>3857779
FUCK HOW DID I NOT FUCKING CATCH THAT

GODDAMN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I FUCKING LOVE THOSE MOVIES I SWEAR
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>>3857692
>Implying I'm posting a duplicate reply
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>>3857728
I still am glad for you recommending the "Theirs & Ours" and "Walk Away Renee" other Zistopian stories. I don't really have a reason to say this, but just thanking you again.
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>>3857766
Oh shit, you've been offline for a while, what's up?
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>>3857581
Damn it's been a while since I've seen you, Rock.

Have you heard my latest release yet? I think you'll like it.

https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/pack-it-up-a-song-by-ozzy-fixed
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>>3857741
Jesus fuck that image is sickening feeling

Fuck this Earth
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>>3857695
I notice you didn't specify "getting shot by each other".
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>>3857793
There's a reason imagedumps link the previous post in their chain.

Do you have one for the snow leopard, or is it just those three?
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>>3857741
Why'd you have to post that image?
That just added fuel to the Ozzy pile.
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>>3857778
I'm doing my best, Anon, but sadly I am but one man who's not even a drawfag. Alec's a super cool guy though and filled this request for me
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>>3857475
>It's about 7:00 in the afternoon, but the dark clouds that fill the sky make it seem way later.
>A ZPD cruiser can be seen driving along a winding road through a completely wooded area.
>The nearest town isn't for another 20 miles.
>Inside the cruiser, Officers Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde are doing their best to pass the time.
>They've been on the road for 2 hours now.
>Nick is driving, and Judy has just run out of battery juice on her phone.
>Oh dammit.
>"Dammit"
>"What's wrong Carrots?"
>"My phone just died"
>"You bring a charger?"
>"Yeah but it's in the trunk."
>"Want me to pull over so you can get it?"
>"Nick, for the love of god do NOT pull over until we get into town. Just keep driving."
>"What's the matter with this place?"
>"It just...gives me the creeps is all."
>"Ahhh you're just saying that because it's getting dark. If it was noontime you'd be like 'Oh wow, it's so beautiful out here!'"
>Nick plucked his coffee out of the cupholder and took a long sip.
>"Why again are we even out here? Why couldn't have the local police around here take care of it?"
>"Well you see Carrots, I'm glad you asked. In small, remote towns like this, everyone knows everyone else. If you so much as sneeze in a place like this, everyone will say 'bless you'. The reason WE'RE here is because this is going to be an undercover operation. The folks we're infiltrating would know all the cops in town, and would know that somethings up when one of them comes and knocks on their door asking to join their freaky cult."

cont.
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>>3857670
>>3857783
I think of them as having the same names, all being hyenas, and living in various skanky neighborhoods in downtown Zootopia making underground hip-hop and hardcore punk. Lots of illegal sampling and dirty jokes.
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>>3857814
Nothing really, been working on my novel a lot. Have you read the fic I just shilled? I don't want to find the flaws in my self as I am lazy. Oh and I forgot the password to my discord.
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>>3857783
They're like the Beatles of rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
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>>3857835
CEASE AND DESIST
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>>3856700
>>3856755
>>3856756

>Milfy predator corrupting a bumpkin bunny girl when?

i never greentext. i'm actually gay. it's my own fucking prompt. nevertheless:

>the milf is a literal cougar.
>brings her bunny girl in on Bring Your Daughter to Work day at the office
>bunny girl is face down in matronly muff all morning while the cougar conducts business over the phone
>the firm hand on her head is the only acknowledgement the bunny girl gets, or needs
>cougar milf pulls her up around noon and sends her out for coffee
>bunny disheveled, jaw slack and numb, muzzle visibly covered in grool
>tries to clean up, immediately quelled by cougar voice, firm but loving
>"stop fussing, you look precious. off you go, dear, mommy needs her coffee"

is this even how lesbians work
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>When content creators are in friendly relationships with each other.
>When you kind of want that but kind of are afraid and don't really feel like talking outside of threads really.

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>>3857835
I wanted porn of cute bear instructor.

But not like this.
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>>3857878
hmmmmmm. no.
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>>3857821
Really? I've been fairly active. I've probably replied to you and you never knew.

That was great man!
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>>3857874
I've never actually been much of a Beastie Boys fan, but goddamn Sabotage is a fucking powerful sounding song.
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>>3857898
>When you kind of want that but can't contribute at all
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>>3857844
>'their freaky cult'.

I'm so thinking of the Carrot King now. Only the species is now reversed.
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>>3857901
The look of disapproval is perfection.
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>>3857909
>Punching vagina
Is it not supposed to hurt as fuck?
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>>3857797
No problem mate, I enjoyed 'em and you gave me some pretty great ideas for my own /zoocomfy/ AU story. I'll probably get to it right after I finish this Nick/Gazelle thing, and hopefully I won't have killed myself. I'm making this story really difficult for myself in a variety of ways but I don't want to give up on the ideas I have
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>>3857863
Well shit. You got steam, right?
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>>3857901
KEK
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bloop
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>>3857929
It's a hole, anon. Pretend his arm is a dick. That's how you were made.
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>>3857931
Nope got rid of that. Oh and when you just mentioned my steam I just remembered my password for my discord. wow I suck.
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>>3857428
JUST FUCK ALREADY!
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>Anons vote for "Let Judy continue."
>Don't realize I have a lewdy scenario in my head for the other choice.
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>>3857968
>Got rid of steam.
Why????
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>>3857975
Unrequited love is the purest form of love.
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>>3857428
>this cons as feels
You mean hustle?
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>>3857895
>grool
Anon that word is literally on the list of "words that actively kill boners"
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>>3857520
>>3857568
She's actually a deer. Her parents were some weird naturalist type, so they lived pretty far out of town.

I don't really blame her for wanting to come to the city. She never let me come over to her place because her parents were apparently suuuuper weird.

>>3857584
Not really? We just sort of fell out of touch after a while. She was probably my best friend while we were in school, but I guess city life got her caught up and it wasn't worth contacting a country bunny like me? I don't know. Maybe I'll ask her what happened.

>>3857683
Oh jeez. I meant to mention that. I'm back to searching, but nothing decent has come up so far.

>>3857527
Could that be it?

Its been forever since I even talked to my parents. I'm not even sure if they have my new number, or if they're just not talking to me intentionally...

Huh.
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>>3857923
Just try it anyways. Even if it feels weird. Everybody that writes something or draws something or even says something / sings it / whatever is going to have a lot of botched tries in them already. Might as well start sometime-- somewhere.

And honestly what I just posted is kind of silly anyways. As PseudoFox I've had multiple guys in thread say kind things to me about content and I've said kind things back, I just have a lot of self-loathing to deal with.
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>>3857895
Yeah, I'm with the other anon, "grool" is a bad word.

Otherwise this is pretty fucking hot, but I think I've just developed a thing for bunnies servicing others under their desk.
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Found another bit of feel.
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>>3857977
>pls
>just
>pls
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>>3857898
>tfw you're a content creator
>tfw you have no clue what this anon is talking about because you don't feel any more friendly with other contentfags than just a normal anon is
Did I miss the secret club meeting, or the memo?
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>>3858004
i don't know this shit, i'm fucking queer as seven dudes fucking six dudes. Let's turn this into a learning experience, what's better
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>>3858042
>Just now noticed the barbed dick
Good on you BB
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>>3858023
Maybe you feel like she's another connection to who you used to be? Maybe you're a little hurt that she didn't contact you sooner?

What did you used to do together? You said you didn't go to her house. Did she come to yours? Did you just hang out at school or outside of it?
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>>3858095
If BB does anything right, it's anatomically correct dicks.
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>>3858068
I will give a consolation prize. This is the wacky emotional path.
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>>3858088
Google Chrome is telling me that "grool" is not a word.

If we're talking about "drool", then I guess I'll defend that as someone with an oral fixation who thinks that a predator French kissing his little prey so intensely that when the kiss is broken there's this trial of wetness soaking around the prey's fur under his/her mouth... that's just my dream.
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>>3857960
>you will never fist a woman so hard it impregnates her
>the baby will never come right out of the womb sporting a beard and muscles
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>>3858088
I try to avoid using a specific word, but when I have to, I use "arousal" or "passion" but most of the time I cheat and just say "her," like "his fingers were still drenched in her." Every single word for female lewd fluids is basically fucking awful and it's honestly kind of a pain
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>>3858136
grool is a slang term for vaginal secretions.
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>>3857997
Didn't use it. And also it's a no go on my discord.
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>>3858042
I learned the hard way
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>>3858161
Well then...
darn.
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>>3858116
This is by far the hottest thing BB has done.

I never knew I had a biting fetish until this comic.
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>>3858158
Alright then.

Meh. I'd rather just state that "she was soaking wet" or whatever.
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Damnit, I missed the archiver, how will I ever get my stuff archived so people don't have to deal with me repeating it
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>>3857756
It's good to know Leo and the bear reconciled and have a strong relationship now
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>>3858174
sorry...man
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Post Nick gifs
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>>3857977
w-WAT
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>>3858199
You all picked the lewdy option,you will have to work for it.
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>>3858183
Wetness set in upon her as the sexy rabbit lady grinded on her leg
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>>3858136
okay but yeah that trail of saliva thing you described

that's pretty fucking hot.
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How do I into Zootopia?
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>>3858152
See, this is why I stick with dicks. I'll just be more vague next time I have to write about girlparts and the juices therein (or there-on a bunny's face).

>>3858178
God, yes. The way he just seizes up and shuts down when he feels those teeth press against his neck. Fucking amazing.
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>>3857599
http://pastebin.com/qy5HBaX7
Here. It's the beginning of a fic for her. It doesn't explain much, I know, and I know it's shit. I have comicanon to help me sort shit out.
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>>3858172
man I see moist and nectar all the time
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>>3858223
Hell yes it is
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>>3858225
>step 1
watch zootopia

you're done
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>>3858225
>watch movie
>get into art
>love the bun
>love the fox
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>>3858251
And I see "boobpussy" and "mouthpussy" all the time in Japanese porn.

That doesn't mean that they're not horrible words that shouldn't be used.
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>>3858023
So you're pissed she didn't keep in touch with you after moving?

I mean I understand that but I don't really think that's a good enough reason to be upset with her. Life moves fast.
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>>3858196
Well I just made and posted this one. >>3857956
But I guess you mean real movie ones.
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>>3858196
There aren't many gifs outside of movie caps.
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>>3858284
Well I sure as fuck wasn't implying that. Thankfully.
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>>3858278
>get into increasingly depraved smut
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>>3858251
'Moist' is an unpleasant word, as is 'damp', because it describes unhappy things generally in regular life. Dealing with a damp washcloth when you're trying to wipe off your glasses is not fun.

I don't think that they're that bad when applied to sexual writing, personally.
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>>3857776
>>3857779
I dunno, I know Back to the Future well, but I don't think the joke parses so well on its own. I mean unless he's the only Marty you've ever known.
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Can I just state her that Judy's vest is shit, it covers none of her abdomen even remotely. A fairly large target.
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>>3858196
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More Gideon/Travis twister please.
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>>3858284
>mouthpussy
>boobpussy
I've seen those before
but I think they count because the porn (more than one image of course) had literal vaginas for the mouth and in the place of nipples
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>>3858225
Do you want to Be the Bun?

Or Have the Bun?
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>>3858326
a large target if she was relatively large
but she's a bunny
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>>3858315
I was into all the weird shit from the start. What I want is fun characters and world building, that sort of thing. That shit gets me off.
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>>3858311
I would boop the FUCK out of Judy's nose.
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>>3858326
>Can I just state here* that Judy[REDACTED] is shit
Fixed that for you.
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>>3858286
>you will never kiss and lick Nick's nose
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>>3858345
99% of the time they don't mean it literally.
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>>3858344
No, better Judeon
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>>3858357
Nigga...
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>>3858326
Doesn't even matter, a knife-wielding mammal could just toss her like a doll or fucking step on her
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>>3857844
>Let's take a quick pause for you, the reader. I suppose you'd like a little exposition on what's going on here. The "freaky cult" that Nick just referred to is known as the Red Knots. Little is known about the Red Knots, aside from the fact that they are a commune of exclusively foxes, and that they hardly ever show themselves in the nearby town of Chimney Creek. No one would really mind this, except for the fact that over the past couple of months, children have been going missing, as if snatched from thin air. The local police department has reason to believe that the Knots are connected to the disappearances, but have been unable to do anything about it. The two city slicker cops have been called in to take the case. And that brings us right back to Judy and....
>"Nick?"
>"What?"
>"Why exactly did they send US though?"
>"Well, the cult we're trying to get in is exclusively for foxes so..."
>"Then WHY am I here?"
>"Because you're my partner in crime Carrots, you know I couldn't do it without cha."
>"What are you even going to do, dress me up in fox makeup??"
>"I'm actually glad you brought that up because..."
>"UUUUUUGH"
>Judy tried looking out the window to pass the time but found that the shadowy forms of the trees moving by were just too unnerving.
>After about 20 minutes the cruiser rolled into the small town of Chimney Creek.
>A sign read "Welcome to Chimney Creek! Pop. 43."
>It was the kind of town that you could completely miss if you blinked.
>Nick pulled into the parking lot of the local police department.
>It was going to be a long night.

cont.
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>>3858347
I really want to be this bun in particular right now: >>3858116
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>>3858369
I fucked up and meant to put "count as a rare acceptable use"
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>>3858344
Cuuuute
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What if canids have evolved comfortable human penises with no knots?

And the fans are just plain wrong?
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>>3858394
Good taste in fetish, anon.
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>>3858379
You think it's a stab vest then? I suppose that would make sense except a lot of mammals could just step on Judy or punt her across the street, and a stab vest would do no good against the crushing force of the jaws of a predator
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>>3858394
You'll go far, Anon.
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>>3858327
Aww, that's super sweet.

>>3858344
>"Hotdog! Time for some twister!"
>"Twister? I thought you just said that to get your parents off your back."
>"Well what do you wanna do?"
>"Make out, duh."
>"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!"
>Happy mustelid and fox noises.
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>>3858405
>canids
>evolved
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>Meanwhile on Reddit
Cringe or he is actually right?
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>>3858326
Can I just state her that Judy's eyes are shit, they cover too much of her faec even overlapping. A fairly unrealistic face.

Can I just state her that Clawhauser's character is shit, it weighs too much and his abdomen would crush his cheetah frame. A fairly skinny mammal.

Can I just state her that you are waifu a shit, she covers none of you're abdomen even remotely. A fairly big girl.
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>>3858450
Pretty cringe.
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>>3858054
Has Visiti updated this recently?

Last I remember was Judy giving Nick back his phone and implying she saw the text.
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>>3858352
Comparatively to her upper body, its a larger portion, how much is she going to bend forward by the abdomen and not the base of the spine that she couldn't have the vest go to an inch above her waist?
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>>3858023
>Its been forever since I even talked to my parents. I'm not even sure if they have my new number, or if they're just not talking to me intentionally...

You think maybe you should try calling them some time?
They wouldn't be THAT bitter about their daughter dating a fox, would they?
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>>3858450
>fantasy is a healthy escapism because the bad guys usually don't win, the good guys don't get hurt that much, and regular things function at a much higher level so that characters have easier understanding of their goals

This is 'Hero of/with a Thousand Faces' basic mythic theory analysis. Not cringe, when it comes down to it. Also not that interesting really. Been explored so much.
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>>3858023
>Her parents were some weird naturalist type
Do you mean Naturalist or Naturist?
Naturalists study nature.
Naturists prefer to be nude at all times.
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>>3858445
>Happy mustelid and fox noises.
I need to know what this sounds like.
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>>3858075
Well shit apparently I missed it too. Is it the fucking discord?
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>>3858023
I don't know, I feel like it's a fairly normal reaction to feel slightly resentful to someone you used to be close friends with but haven't spoken to in a long time. Can't really explain why, but I find it tends to pass pretty quickly.
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>>3857347
Come on, why does he need to be present for that? He's not a doctor. It's like an old Dave Barry article.
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>>3858450
It's cringe
Zootopia contains many great walls and is a story about how a young-idealistic rookie with zero experience makes things awful because she doesnt understand that truths > ideals, then fucking runs away to leave the city a disaster and only succeeds because for some reason this common flower has never been within 10 feet of a laboratory
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>>3858514
This, plus the occasional weirdly loud fox screech?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R11YUfwU50
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>>3858450
If Zootopia is America, then I guess the first 200 years of Zootopia weren't as open as we were led to believe.
>>
lel
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>>3858514
Gekkering and squeaking.
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>>3858529
It's for the joke.
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>>3858510
>Nature-ist is nude
>Natural-ist is studying nature
You sure you got that right?
>>
>When you're still thinking about the previous thread where a gay submissive anon talked about having someone write "Foxhole ->" on his ass while he's wearing those damn carrot-covered panties.
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Stu Fox here: I don't know if anyone's still following Judy's Bad Day, but I finally posted the changed story (so far) based on the critiques I got here and from other places:

1. Changed the relationship between Nick and Bogo.

2. Dropped the "smartass" plotline. It was too distracting from the main story.

3. Changed the relationship between Clawhauser and Nick.

4. Made Bogo's reasons for how he reacted to Judy more clear and hopefully more sympathetic.

5. Inserted a segment where McHorn and Nick talk about Fangmeyer and corruption in the department as a whole.

I hope I've made the story better because of these changes and that the reader will understand and enjoy.
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>>3858586
>You sure you got that right?
Yes.
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>>3858548
Well, to build the fucking climate control and all those buildings, they probably had or even still have fucking awful labor laws
And the city of Zootopia is at least 100 years old going off the one newspaper article
That climate control is complex shit, and would require modern day technology, meaning the entire world Zootopia is in has entered a massive state of technological stagnation, or Zootopia is actually the backwater shithole of the world
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>>3858594
>Fox-hole
>Charlies coming out of the ground
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>>3858569
What, you expect me to just enjoy humor that doesn't make perfect logical sense in-universe?
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>>3858622
https://e621.net/post/index/1/Naturalist_panther
Someone better fix this then
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>>3858659
>it's been 1999 for 100 years now
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>>3858480
I think the last update was June 17 after an archive search, but I'm not sure.
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>>3858674
Some people find comedy in the unexpected.

Some might even argue that comedy is all about the unexpected.
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>>3858718
It's a common misconception m8
And Yax is a fucking idiot and just the right kind of person to mix it up
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>>3858382
>Once inside, they were greeted and lead into the office of the sheriff.
>The sheriff was a large pig with a protruding beer gut. He really didn't look qualified to be in the position he was in.
>"So glad y'all could make it. Please, have a seat" he spoke with an obnoxious hick accent.
>"So what can you tell us about these guys we're trying to bust?"
>"Well....there ain't much to know...."

>The meeting did not improve after that and consisted almost entirely of unintelligible exchanges of information.
>Nick and Judy walked out of the station feeling as though they had wasted their time.
>They both got back in the cruiser and drove to the nearest (and only) inn in town.
>They checked in and went up to their rooms.
>There were no intentions of trying to accomplish anything tonight, for it was dark and it would have been just way too weird to hike up to the location that the Knot supposedly lived at.
>That location was very remote.
>The both of them studied their briefings before going to bed.

cont.
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>>3858659
Maybe the just route power from a hydroelectric dam or something? I mean it would take massive amounts of power, but it's basically just a giant AC taking heat from Tundratown and pumping it to Sahara Square.
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>>3858116
>>3858178
>>3858394
super convenient since I love biting, I don't know what it is either. Maybe it's just that I like making people feel good any way possible? But it's also that I instinctively go for the neck... it's a very primal fetish that's for sure
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>>3858773
Well, actual meanings be damned when people use it for something else often enough it gains a different meaning
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>>3858285
>>3858107
I mean, I don't think it's because she stopped contacting me.

I didn't exactly go out of my way to keep up with her anyways, so it wouldn't be fair for me to be mad at her for something like that.

I guess she does remind me of home a bit...

>>3858494
I don't think you know just how backwards the Burrows are.

I mean, you remember what I was like, right? Imagine how I was, except they fully believe it.

I guess I'll think about giving them a call.

>>3858510
umm
Wow, I actually have no clue. I sort of assumed it was the nudist-type, but maybe she was just embarrassed by her parents' obsession with nature?

Now I'm gonna have to ask her.
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>>3858819
ok cuck
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>>3858815
All those juicy pipes and cords and vertebrae
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>>3858815
Big knobbly teeth being used in just the right ways, knowing your partner could easily squeeze a little harder and pop the skin but trusting them to just hold you still and use you in all the right ways.

That's sexy.
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>>3858820
"Oh hey, are your parents botanists or nudists?" That seems like a fun conversation.

Maybe you've been on edge because you've been pretending that the whole messy issue of the folks back in the Burrows doesn't exist, and this girl's getting in the way of it?
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>>3858846
this is exactly the pic that made me want to draw teeth better
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>>3858830
Was that a cockblock there? Was I about to get some action and you stopped it?
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>>3858820
I hope the lunch goes well. I figure you probably still don't know a ton of people in Zootopia, so anything to expand your social horizons at this point is good.

Have you met any of Red's friends?
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>>3858804
No. We don't have the capability to generate enough power for that kind of climate control now. That wall of ACs requires something like a cold fusion plant dedicated to the wall alone.
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>>3858762
Yeah, I was merely pretending. Have a good night.
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>>3858815
It's a continuation of giving a hickey for me. I used to do a lot of hickeys with my ex and then that progressed to biting; there really are few things better than slamming into someone while smacking their ass and bitting their neck, almost drawing blood.
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>>3858875
Consummate V's are the secret for everything
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>>3858815
I'm fond of biting because I'm super into the idea of pred-prey. Biting cements that divide between the predator and the prey, with the prey feeling those teeth against their skin and knowing that a few thousand years ago, it would have ended in death and not incredibly sex.
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>>3858815
For all our advancements we are still very primal creatures, I don't think we'll ever be able to change that.
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>>3857741
So Yale concluded that 80% of women feel lonely and isolated?
Fuck it, I'm going gay, screw those needy bitches
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>>3858846
Wish that mouth dentist thing went somewhere.
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>>3858885
Or maybe they generate clouds to block the sun enough to cause a nuclear winter minus horrible sickness and cancer
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>>3858878
Yeah, you were, you cuck
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>>3857901
>that pic
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>>3858820
>I guess I'll think about giving them a call.
that's good, avoiding baggage is never going to get it unpacked. It's also good that you're thinking about why you're in this sour mood. While figuring it out won't necessarily make it go away, it's still good to know exactly why
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>>3858935
>mouth
mouse*
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>>3858937
...but localized in only a single city borough?
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>>3858938
You saved me from being raped by cockblocking me
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>>3858964
Fans?
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Is "Say Judy" based on anything?
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>>3858917
Dudes are great mate.
Take your mate on a date, Nate.
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>>3858878
He said that because cuck is an example of that happening and now is a way more general term. For instance, how you thinks it means cockblocking.
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>>3858820
>I guess she does remind me of home a bit...
that could be it, but still sounds a bit off. I hope you and her are able to hit it off!

>Imagine how I was, except they fully believe it.
Does your friend believe it? Probably not since they did move to the city after all
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>>3858996
It's a fan fiction piece based on a movie called "Zootopia" about talking animals living in a modern society, "Judy" is both the protagonist of the film and the fic.
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time to derail this stupid thread, AGAIN.
But this time my friends, without SURVIVORS, and no one can stop me!
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>>3859024
Does it not mean cockblocking?
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One last shill of my Thematic Thursday submission one-shot for the night crowd before I go.

Musk Be Love: http://pastebin.com/tc6etCZ5

M/F Scent-play and some size-difference/cum fetishism stuff. Thanks guys, have a good night and stay comfy.
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>>3859046
What if we ask you nicely to stop?
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>>3859046
>and no one can stop me!

What if we asked very nicely?
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>>3859046
Surely we can't be THAT fun. You were here like three days ago.
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>>3859065
not anymore my friend...
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>>3859046
Oh no. What shall we do?
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>>3859046
>>3859052
please don't? I mean weren't there plenty other more degenerate threads you can spend your time on? Why target threads in the trash can in the first place?

We are literally in the trash
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>>3859049
It's short for cuckold, which originally referred to the husband of an adulteress.
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>>3859055
All that comf and warmth but no socks or slippers? This is a sham! A set up of some kind!
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>We are literally in the trash.
whit my love, no one are in the trash!
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>>3859083
What if we made you say your name backwards, Mr. Namredips?
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>>3858804
You're talking about basically having Tundratown as a refrigerator, and that would require a MASSIVE extent of underground pipes, pumps, and a small town's worth of engineers to just keep it maintained and operational
not to mention importing sand from time to time to replace the shit in Sahara Square that blows out into the water and air, ensuring local flora and fauna don't go full invasive, having to maintain multiple currencies for various sized mammals, and due to the fact its a city with no visible industrial sectors or even a notable port, that means its only real calling is being a financial capital where banks own the fucking city, banks being run by jews who are ewes and are responsible for trying to falseflag a race w-
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>>3859083
Hey, I had a really rough day, and all I kind of want to do tonight is to unwind and enjoy these threads. I've been kind of looking forward to them all day.

Anything I can do to make you happy?
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>>3858881
>Have you met any of Red's friends?
Yeah, actually. Once or twice.

They're nothing like him. They're all loud and I'm sure they're nice mammals, I mean obviously Red gets along with them just fine, but they're so opposite him.

I didn't like them much.

>>3859025
Nah, she's fine with the whole thing.

She seemed rather happy for me, and surprised, obviously.

I guess my, uh, attitudes showed through during school, too.

It's a little embarrassing thinking back.

>>3858947
Introspection is not my strong suit, but at least I can outsource for ideas from strangers on the internet, right?

Anyways, I need to catch some sleep. Thanks for the help, guys. We'll see how this goes tomorrow.
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>>3857126
>Zootopia Thread: PLATONIC FRIENDS Edition
Reminds me that back in May, I posted ">you will never have an attractive bestest friend 4 lyfe with whom you share an unbearable sexual tension", and a couple of Londonian barbecues piped up. Apparently, there exists such a thing as platonic cuddling.
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>>3859046
But why? The thread was going just fine -- why bring the spidey down this time? Normally you have a reason.
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>>3859107
>not having the cat lay on your feet

c'mon man
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>>3859142
I wonder if Red comes from a bad neighborhood.
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>>3859156
Spidey demands a tribute
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>>3859156
How about I draw a picture for you?

Little spiderman thing for ya. If I do that, would you let the threads be comfy?

I'll warn ya, I've never drawn before, but I'll try and make you something cute.
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>>3859155
My cats are both assholes that rip and tear anything they sit on! I need my feet Anon!
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>>3859152
oh hey

one of those was me

i'm now dating the guy I platonically cuddled with before.

so uhhhh...

I mean take that how you will, I guess.
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>>3859142
>I don't like them much

Please don't be like every other lady and try to tear a guy away from his friends.
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>>3859183
So, what is the reason this time?
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>>3859142
>It's a little embarrassing thinking back.
you think that's what has you so soured? This person saw a very embarassing side of your past, maybe being around her is getting you to remember your past and how terrible you were as well

>Anyways, I need to catch some sleep.
Night bunners!
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>>3859200
>tfw that's actually a good reaction image
>tfw you can never use it without triggering a spiderman dump
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>>3859195
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>>3859217
I'll start right now for you.
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>>3859142
Night, Bunner. I hope the lunch goes well, tell us about it.
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>>3859183
I would politely ask you to consider: The thread is being pretty good right about now. People are comfortable and happy, and are reaching out to you with an olive branch. I won't presume to know your motives or pretend to do as many do with spammers and armchair-psychoanalyze you, but it would sure be nice of you if you could reconsider.
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>>3859142
Night Bun bun, have fun with your friend who may or may not be nude.
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>>3858778
>The next day, Nick helped Judy into a fox costume.
>This wasn't just any run of the mill "elephant Finnick" type costumes either.
>This one was actually pretty convincing.
>"Aaand done!" said Nick as he put the finishing touches on his masterpiece.
>Judy was now a lovely lady fox, complete with a yellow sundress.
>"I feel stupid"
>"And you are, but fortunately you don't LOOK stupid, which is what's gonna be important for this."

>The "two" foxes in civilian clothes left the inn and started heading for the trail that was supposed to lead up the Knot's house.
>Finding it, they began their hike.
>"Nick, what are we even gonna say to these guys? 'Oh hello, we're just a couple of foxes here to join your foxy gang, where do we sign up?'"
>"I looked into that, supposedly they'll let any fox join. They just have to undergo an initiation process."
>"And just WHAT would that be?"
>"Didn't say, but these guys have a website actually, and it's very well made. They don't seem creepy at all on the surface."
>"What does the website say about the initiation process??"
>"It doesn't. I just said that. All it says is 'initiation process' there's no elaboration on what that is."
>"Nick, I swear, if I have to sacrifice some kidnapped kid to some ancient fox god, I'm going to dart everyone there."

cont.
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>>3859259
He gets off on having the power to stop others from enjoying themselves.
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>>3859029
This is cute
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>>3859195
Oh my gosh that is so nice. I'm happy for you bud.
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>>3859142
Sweep toit bannaners
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>>3859198
What?

Good God no.

I can tolerate them just fine. Not my place to dictate who he hangs out with.
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>>3859259
Why do you even acknowledge him

What will it take to finally pound through someone's fucking skull that you never engage in any sort of communication with trolls?
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>>3859195
I knew that it was impossible to stay just friends with someone like that.
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>>3859195
you lucky bitch, I hope you're HAPPY
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Ayy lmao
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>>3859225
I feel the same about that scootaloo with a pencil picture, but it's pony.
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>>3859357
>What will it take to finally pound through someone's fucking skull that you never engage in any sort of communication with trolls?
Maybe you didn't notice, but ignoring him doesn't work either.
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>>3859357
This, spiderman dude doesn't even post good memes. He deserves nothing.

He's ifunny-poster level and clearly ESL. He's bottom of the barrel.
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>>3859347
You're a classy gal, bunner. Sleep tight.
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>>3859387
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>>3859400
That is extremely adorable
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>>3859395
>based GoT
I like you
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>>3859325
I mean sure if you ignore the part that I'm a horribly fucked up sex-negative human being who still, despite being in a relationship, only wants to cuddle with him.

But I did finally manage to talk to him about that, and it went well, so that's neat.

>>3859364
I'm still of the opinion that just friends can cuddle. I'd honestly cuddle any of my friends if they weren't weird about physical contact. It's not something I think should be limited to a relationship.

>>3859378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE
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>>3859195
That's terrific to hear! I'm guessing you're the one who already had feelings for her friend? I'm really glad you two managed to digivolve your relationship. Not to sound patronizing, but always remember, don't take what you have for granted, it's something rare.

I don't think I have a pick of Nick giving a thumbs-up but here's the closest thing.
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>>3859427
>rose originally made the filename the lyrics to baby of mine

Proof that women are pure evil
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I'm about to watch it now, again, for the second time. Should I be aware of easter eggs? Are they present? Besides the insinuations of unff which get me d*amond
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>>3859400
Pseudo. Pseudo. Pseudo Pseudo Pseudo Pseudo Pseudo Pseudo Pseudo, Pseudo Peniiiiiis
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>It's a Gideon finds out a Mouse has been stealing from his Bakery and punishes him by making him return what he stole, and since the Mouse ate what he stole, Gideon eats the Mouse story
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Think Calvin is doing well with his studies or did he break down and start wasting time playing computer games? Or just thinking of Dadger Bick?
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>>3859469
I am a lot of different anons.

I've come to realize I offload far more problems that I have onto this thread than I really have any right to.

I blame you fuckers for being so comfy all the damn time.
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>>3859471
Fortunately we already knew Michelle and Maxwell grew up good kids. It was just a mother's love for his babies la.
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>>3859483
Heya buddy,

Hope this makes you happy. I rolled you a random animal, and I tried to make him Spiderman-y.

I rolled you a badger, so I named him The Amazing Spidebadger. I don't know why, I kind of like how cute Spidebadger sounds more than Spider Badger.

Anyway, its not good, and I know I screwed up-- the legs were a lot harder than I thought, and I'm just not good at art.

But I hope it makes you happy at the very least. If posting more Spiderman pictures makes you happy, I guess keep doing that though.

I hope you're doing okay.
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>>3859471
Pizza edit pls
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>>3859481
Anyone? Or is this general only memes at this point

I'm seriously new to this movie
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>>3859589
Well, I hope it put a smile on your face when you saw it. If it did that, then I'm glad I could at least do that.
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EJEM, i'm a mod guys, i just like the spidebadger
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>>3859580
Watch the backgrounds, watch for hidden details!
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>>3859527
I think I've mistaken you for multiple people before but I always realize who you are at the end. Anyway, being sex negative can have multiple causes but I'm sure you don't need some anon playing therapist for you, I'm sure things will turn out alright.
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>>3859678
How is it possible to delete every single one of your posts in a thread all at once in less than two minutes?
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>>3859682
Thanks Spidermod
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>>3859682
>I'm a mod

Prove it.
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>>3859513
He has done literally nothing but study.
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>>3859696
yeah.

I'll figure my issues out eventually.

Anyways, I wasn't lying about the whole needing sleep thing.

Sleep well, /ztp/
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>>3859682
I'm glad you liked it.

I kind of wanted to stay up and visit more with the threads, but I still feel so sick, so I'm going to turn in.

Goodnight magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you all come up with a fun version of the Spidebadger theme song.
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>>3859642
Thanks for a real reply anon. I did pay a decent bit of attention to him during my cherrypopping but probably not enough. I wouldn't call myself a Pixar fanboy but they lead the league by a mile and Zootopia is the coolest and most relevant movie in a decade.
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>>3859742
Funny you should mention, I started writing a parody for shits and giggles

Probably won't finish it though

Have a good night anon
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>>3859733
Poor guy, I hope he doesn't flame out.
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>>3859687
I'm him, and I'm grumpy you're implying I don't look for them in the first place.
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>>3859775
His daddy badger is there to toss fuel in his fire.
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>>3859719
>inb4 user was banned for this post
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>>3859176
>Red becomes a pack street'er
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>>3859513
>yfw calvin fails lab's class
>he has to retake the course with a different badger instructor
Would he drop Lab on a whim?
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Welp I have a severe problem.

It's been only 2 days since I saw this film, and yet any artwork I see of bad things happening to these two makes me feel genuinely bad inside.

I'm also ordering some certain bad dragon toys...
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>>3859293
>"I'm sure that's not gonna happen and ...did you say dart? Did you bring your dart gun with you?"
>"Well yeah I..."
>"Lose it, we can't have stuff like that on us, it's way too suspicious."
>"But Nick I just..."
>"They're probably gonna frisk us!"
>"FINE"
>Judy took her dart gun out from under her dress and buried it under a pile of leaves where she might remember.
>The house came into view.
>It was large, but meticulously kept.
>The garden out front was filled with flowers and trimmed hedge animals. There was even a fountain.
>"Remember, our names are Rick and Trudy Milde, we just got married."
>"Why do we have to be married? Why can't we just be brother and sister? We don't even have rings!"
>"Oh you're right...Ok we're brother and sister. Are you ready for this?"
>"No"
>"Great, lets go"
>Nick lead Judy up to the front door and rang the bell.

cont.
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>>3859835
Insert a folded frisbee into your mouth and let go
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>>3859835
The fox dick or the bun bum?

Or both?
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>>3859835
pierre garcon in the bathtub is top tier comedy
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>>3859835
> toys
>toysss
>as in plural
Holy shit this movie got you bad.
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>rereading the Calvin/Tristan saga
>that part where he calls him daddy
>sudden reminder of when I called our algebra 2 teacher dad by accident
he was hot as fuck too, a former green beret
THANKS FOR THE COMIC YOU EVIL BASTARD
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>>3859863
KISS ME UNDER THE BOLOGNA TREE!

HON HON HON HON
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>>3857446
>come back to the thread after a week
>catch thread winding down
>all new bunanon

today was a good day
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>>3859881
>When you show affection to teachers/professors
You never forget them.
The memory of doing it, not the teachers and professors.
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>>3859465
>>3859527
>I am a lot of different anons.
>sex-negative
... Bunanon?

Seriously tho, you're not a fucked-up person for it. Hang-ups are irrational things, it's not the fault of the affected person. The fact that you recognize you have it is a big step towards overcoming them. We and N&J believe in you.
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>>3859891
>All new bunanon that isn't just The Sex Adventures of NotJudy and NotNick
That's the real plus here.
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>>3859176
>>3859827
Nah, if he did Red made it in the world. He's an architect.
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>>3859891
>a week

Goddamn you've missed quite a lot, anon.
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>>3859829
I don't think he would give up, he seems like a very determined bun bun. Plus second time around he would totally crush it, dadger bick too probably.
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>>3859863
I don't know the artist but he does porn, doesn't he?
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>>3859901
They're irrational, but they often have a separate cause which should probably be addressed. Many people have poor body image or poor experiences which they have buried and are barely even conscience of affecting them.
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>>3859901
>Bunanon
They say to write what you know, right?

And believe me. I'm certainly fucked up. It's just that the hangups are a symptom, not a cause.
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>>3859923
I was getting at the idea of him getting the hots for a different Badger instructor, or still wanting Labjer.
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>>3859835
http://www.safeguardclothing.com/15-bullet-proof-vests/covert-overt-carriers/
Buy body armor instead
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>>3859835
Is the inverse true as well? Does seeing good things happen to them melt your heart?
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>>3859898
honestly he was one of the best teachers I've ever known if not the best so I actually do remember him clearly
actually thinking back, I'm not sure if I gave him extra points in my mind because he was attractive or not
probably did
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>>3859860>>3859964

Both.

>>3859982
Yes
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>>3860000
QUADS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>3859955
If it makes you feel better, you're not alone.

Though I think there are ways to address these issues. I feel like these threads have helped me have a better view of sex, weirdly enough.

And to be honest, some of the things said to Bunanon have as well.
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>>3860000
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>>3859982
That comic's a little more feely now considering the July AU.
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>>3859957
Hmmm if things don't work out with "old labger" I don't know if he would throw his heart into another newer version.
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>>3860000
>he didn't get the Bogo
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Why do they all wear clothes, but not shoes?
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>RP
>Fanfiction
>Weird OC Meta Cannon
>Shipping
>Dedicated Spammer w/ even Less of a Life
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>>3860030
Iirc they said that it was hard making something that wrapped around all the animals' feet and still looked good
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>>3860030
Because animals walk barefoot already so their feet can take it.

But mainly because they tried giving them shoes in the preproduction art and it just looked silly.
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>>3860039
Hey there, friendo. Just rolled in from /co/?
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>>3860039
We're all just people trying to find our way at this point in our life.

These threads can help us all feel better, and even might inspire us to do things that make our lives better as well.
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>>3859835
You're far from the only one, anon. I've been here since 2009 and was a goon before that, so you can imagine my attitude towards fandoms and furries. Yet here I am, sperging about a cartoon fox and rabbit being in a loving relationship.
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>>3860039
And yet it's still better than /co/
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>>3859918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgGjvZcNpKs

I love Ozzy.
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>>3860030
Because depp down, they're all still filthy animals
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>>3859848
Aaaaaaand that's all I really feel like doing tonight. Maybe I'll finish it later. Maybe. Might start over with a different tone. Not really feeling where this one is going.
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>>3859891
>a week
So you missed:
-madman killed Weaver
-Ozzy jumped off a roof
-thread drama
-All glory to the Carrot King
-thematic thursday
-anon wrote and sang a song by Ozzy
-IT'S SHANGHAI NOON OUT HERE ON PANDORA
-All glory to the Carrot King
-more thread drama
-a few 100% officially almost legit Mead comics
-multitudinal opportinidus greentexts
-some rare movie discussion
-All glory to the Carrot King
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>>3860025
Eh, I never really thought I'd be going down this road until now.

>>3860075
I've been a furry a long time, I don't tell anyone and usually it just means I pick animal based characters in games or like anthro characters. This is the first time ever that I've spurged in this way.
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>>3860000
>>3860012
Here's a proper pic.
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>>3860075
>goon
grrr goons

hat goons

fuck those bee guys.
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>>3860105
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>>3860030
Because Byron has a paw fetish.
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>>3860120
Paws are cute whether they get you off or not. Don't even try to deny it.
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>>3860102
Don't forget a crappy punisher parody
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>>3860039
>Meta Cannon
Is it a cannon that shoots cannons?
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Reminder: Weaverlope has a cute dick.
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>>3860137
>Running across asphalt barefoot
Oh god no
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>>3860102
All Glory to the Carrot King.
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>>3860151
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE WEAVERLOPE.
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>>3860087
Keep the change
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>>3860056
>Because animals walk barefoot already so their feet can take it.
Well, so did we.

>But mainly because they tried giving them shoes in the preproduction art and it just looked silly.
That's a new one. Source please?
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>>3860158
I don't get what that has to do with what I said but okay. I wouldn't do that either.
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>>3860166
Disagree.

Sexualize all the drawfags.
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>>3860158
its magic cool asphalt and the streets never ever have broken glass or sharp rocks anywhere
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>>3860176
Think of all the sharp stuff on the ground outside, that foot surgery game makes sense now
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>>3860201
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE CUTE, FEMMY WEAVERLOPE.
DON'T SEXUALIZE HIS GIRLISH HIPS AND NARROW WAIST.
DON'T SEXUALIZE HIS SOFT LIPS AND LONG TONGUE.
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I want to ____ the ____!
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>>3860075
It's cool, anon. Something that was lost in the Ancient Internet Culture War of Times Forgotten is that at its core it's just a fetish. It's only when you try to join an actual IRL group based around that fetish that shit gets bad. Otherwise it's just your dick knowing what it likes.
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>>3860201
>>3860223
oops
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>>3860166
I don't sexualize him, I-I just want to hug him...
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>>3860235
That yiff in hell shit was just an ironic meme started by furfags, probably ones who hated themselves as furries often do.
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>>3860230
boop the snoot
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>>3860230
be the very best
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>>3860106
These days, I'm no fan of goons either. Didn't they get royally buttfucked in EVE recently?
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>>3860230
dp
bun
?
https://static1.e621.net/data/93/27/9327de4b1f9bb43b0914409cb0c0a9ee.webm
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>>3860241
THE MADMAN
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>>3860204
Think littering is not only heavily fined but also fanatically enforced? There are a bunch of tiny mammals in Zootopia and the average piece of trash would dwarf them.
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>>3860266
Last I checked they lost all their sov.
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>>3860223
I swear I had one of a weaver areola, but I guess I don't, so have this instead
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>>3860266
yeah, that was my reference.

Mittens basically forced all the Goons to abandon their Sov, and PL/TEST came in and laughed at their corpse.

It was fun, but I prefer the safety of my wormholes.
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>>3860292
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>>3860271
Seeing as the streets were remarkably clean even in the shitty part of town, yeah. Littering must be a really fucking harsh crime
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>>3860204
Fucking frostbite in tundra town
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Is this the new FnaF? All the furries latch onto it for a month and then no one gives a shit?
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>>3860292
>someone just posted it
I prefer FemWeaverlope, too.
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>>3860292
>Snow Leopard
I like you.
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>>3860259
Even if it did, it got taken up by people who meant it in full seriousness. This thread exists because of it, don't forget.

>>3860316
No. Zootopia actually has a vibrant world behind it.
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>>3860315
magic warm asphalt and snow thats 76 degrees
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>>3860316
No you dummy, it's the new mlp
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>>3860303
>>3860319
>not posting the Nameless Lewder set
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>>3860171
a tweet sent out by byron. If you need further proof, look up any Zootopia art with them wearing shoes and try to tell me it doesn't look stupid
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>>3860340
Messing up on footing once and kicking the fuckin pavement
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>>3860151
>tfw you can't tell if you've been capped or not

this seems so familiar but i've posted so much gushing faggotry here i honestly can't keep track
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>>3860354
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>>3860309
Makes sense, throwing something like a wrapper or drinking cup out into the street where it could impede mice or whatever other small driving mammals would be pretty bad and could easily lead to some bad accidents.
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>>3860354
>guy wants areola
>post it
>no post this instead
kay
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>>3860376
>tfw she didn't keep her panties on

oh well still hot
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>>3860259
>>3860336
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>>3860403
I love these
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>>3860393
yeah well

i'm a faggot.
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>>3860378
Or outright crush a mouse
>toss a watermelon rind
>kills an entire family
>3RD LARGEST MURDER SPREE JUST COMMITTED
>SUSPECT SAYS "Whoops"
>MORE AT 11, BACK TO YOU TOM BARKJAW
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>>3857513
Why is old maid Judy still so cute?
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>>3860418
me too
wanna fuck?
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>>3860431
Dox fick has some amazing regenerative properties.
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>>3860425
Mice are not that small
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>>3860328
We need more snow leopard, not always being molested and forced to feel up a panther, but that would be acceptable over m/f
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>>3860445
>not "I bet the EWES did this."
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>>3860396
Of course she didn't, she wanted that Pronk dick pounding her.
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>>3860445
Go away racist cat thing, Ted and his buddy veggy guy are way cooler!
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>>3860507
Panties can be moved aside, anon. You better believe that's my fetish. I don't know why it is but it is.
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>>3860445
I want to show her the taming love of a pure prey animal.
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>>3860541
Yes, it is a great fetish. Nothing hotter then some guy getting fucked hard while still in panties.
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>>3857712
>I'm gonna eat all the ice cream carrots.
>ALL of it.
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Reshill for night time crowd

http://pastebin.com/1wcSQ3hC

A certain sensation triggers a post-traumatic flashback for Judy, to a certain rainy day in an alleyway.

Very short (600 or so words), would take a barely two minutes to give it a read through. Let me know what you guys think.
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>>3860569
>wearing panties
gay
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>>3860569
>Guy
But Weaver is a girl.
Well, in this picture series.
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>>3860569
>guy
Unfortunately anon, I am (mostly) straight.
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>>3860361
I'm not being able to find it, but on the bright side I found this.
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>>3860615
That's the beauty of it though, anyone can wear panties. Even women!
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>>3860579
Would you like feedback?
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>>3860618
Ha, Judy totally reminded me of Leslie Knope. It's funny she was actually inspired by the character.
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>>3860618
>Nick is based on Cary Grant

I can see it.
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Someone gimme some Zootopian names a teacher might have.
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>>3860657
>Let me know what you guys think

If you would, I'd be grateful.
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>>3860686
Ayy much better fampai

Saved
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>>3860541
My armchair shrink idea is that it implies spontaneity and extreme lust on her part.
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>>3860686
Holy shit
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g'night bunners, sleep tight
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>>3860671
Well names are usually based on the species.
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>>3860711
nights dubs man, sleep well
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>>3860711
Night, BB.
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>>3857895
>>
What would Bellweather have done if the 'savage drug' was a suppository?

>>3860711
Have a good sleep!
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>>3860713
Sure, but I don't have any particular species in mind yet.
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>>3860618
>>3860663
>Nick in Charade

I CAN SEE IT
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>>3858116
>no one posts the original NickXJudy anymore
God has forsaken me
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>>3860774
nigga the fuck you talking about

they're NL's favorite thing to draw
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>>3860773

and this is why i dont like anything from concept arts.
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Good evening thread
I hope everyone's been behaving themselves
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>>3860795
you gonna draw her putting those tits to work on a penis yet
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>>3860795
s-sweet jesus

>Patreon jar overflowing
HAH
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>>3860795
U-uh, yeah. I-I'd like

Uhh....

Creamy.... stuffed........ mmm....
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>>3860831
>>3860795
Oh god those fucking melons are the perfect size.
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>>3860795
Where'd the other guy go? He get fired?
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>>3860795
That's actually a really cute shade of lipstick!

Anything planned today weaves? Some cute pack street stuff or maybe a certain burga badger..
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>>3860795
>patreon tip jar overflowing
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>>3860843
Didn't he get shot? Probably still at the hospital.
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>>3860794
>he doesn't like Charade

It's been in the public domain since the film was released. You have no excuse to not watch it.
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>>3860844
>That's actually a really cute shade of lipstick!
What if it's not lipstick and her lips are just naturally glossy?
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>>3860831
What, you don't have the imagination for it?
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>>3860876
Also cute!
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>>3860876
Then the real question becomes how we can get her lips looking even glossier.
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>>3860913
Pussy juice
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>>3860901
There is a massive dearth of titfucking in zootopia art, for obvious reasons. I just want to see more of it.
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>>3860795
you bet, say, can I get a large Vixen and one of those Anteclairs?
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>>3860945
But that always puts the dick as the focal point, and I don't come to mammals for penises. I come here for teets, arse, and buhgina
>>
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>>3860787
i'm talking about that very image but it's Nick and Judy, not rule 63
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>>3860678
Its a very effective piece. Sets out to do something, and for me, at least, it accomplishes it.

Judy hugs Nick, and the reader sees her desperately holding onto Nick as he bleeds out. We get the stakes, and we get hooks throughout: the injury is bad-- real bad--, and there's the real, almost creeping certainty that Nick will die; steps are taken to try and save him, but the're uncertain-- even the steps taken aren't remembered correctly or heard over the din; we'll probably never learn what Nick was trying to say, and we don't know what lead up to this moment, but we have an idea of what it might be, which turns our imagination on to fill in the gaps-- draws the reader in even more, because now they're making up the story, too.

It all seems to be coming to its eventual end, and it lingers on that moment, until it breaks off into the real present.

The shock that Judy feels awakening to Nick being in front of her matches the reader's reorientation of reading that Nick is actually alive and the events that they've just read happened in the past. You've effectively made the reader experience exactly what Judy experiences through the story. Its not telling, and its not showing-- its performing.

My one suggestion is change "universe contracts, pushing and pulling on her" in the sixth paragraph. Getting into Judy's mind during this time is the height of the climax, and the universe contracting is such an abstract idea that it might take the reader out of it.

Perhaps replace it with a confusion on Judy's part to find out what she wants to say, because she has a limited time to say it-- and Nick to hear it. Is it that she loves him? Is it the fruit bar? She needs to figure it out, but the fear not knowing what to say might be the fear that swells in her throat and pushes and pulls her, because she doesn't want to remember this moment as the moment she didn't say the most important thing--

And then the twist. Still in Judy's mind throughout, no abstraction.
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>>3860956
>you bet, say, can I get a large Vixen and one of those Anteclairs?
Of course, anon

That'll be $8.45
P̶l̶u̶s̶ ̶t̶i̶p̶
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>>3860833
kek
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>>3861156
keep going you absolute MADMAN.
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>>3861156
>>3860795
Those boobs look like they're primed to leap out and go savage, they're barely even contained
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>>3861156
Why thank you! If I were more drunk than I am, I would say that you are even more pretty up close.
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>>3861156
Why are you not wearing pants?
That has to be a health code violation.
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>>3861156
...Just the tip?
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>>3861200
Perhaps a melon sandwich can smooth this over with the inspector.
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>>3861156
...Is the fem-Weavalope bottomless?
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>>3861200
>Implying the health inspector himself would let it slide once he sees that first cute tail wiggle
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>>3861054
Holy fuck, actual feedback. I haven't gotten anything like this in what feels like millenia.

Thanks a fucking ton. I see what you're saying about the universe line, and when you put it that way, I agree. I'll change that up and post a revised version tomorrow.

Thank you for the feedback, and for the praise as well.
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>>3861247
Any time.
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>>3861156
Hamenahamenahamenahamenahamena...
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>>3861156
I believe this should cover it
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>>3861156
... is there a toilet here? I kind off need to use it for a ... moment or 5.
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>>3861311
Toilet's $5. Plus tip.
>>
has anyone done a Zootopia/Overwatch crossover yet?
>>
So... does Fem Weavalope draw all her characters gender-swapped? Pack street womens!

Martini in jeans and a wifebeater, Femmy the sheep! Etc!
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Fucking /co/ janitor has been deleting new Zootopia threads as soon as they get made. We currently don't have any Zootopia thread.
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>>3861336
Art or fic?
because there's been a few pics already done of that.
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>>3861326
here is a $20 keep the change.
>rushes in while covering my front
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>>3861350
aw damn, new page
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>>3861345
/trash/ jannies saved us from Spider-Man
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>>3861365
Certified R A R E Bore, here.
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>>3861364
Using greentext to signify yourself doing an action is just as bad as using asterisks desu
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>>3861220
>>3861223

If this is the case than I can say Zootopia must employ some pretty shitty inspectors
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>>3861365
>>3861380
It is an older one that rarely gets posted.
I think I have a copy buried in my densely unorganized Zootopia folder.
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>>3861363
art, I've found that crossover fics usually just don't work out
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>>3861345
I'm sorry your mods/jannies are shit and have forced you to come here.

In any case, welcome to our little hell hole. Please enjoy your stay, if you can.
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>>3861345
That's literally what this is for.
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>>3861340
God damn it do we really need to do this?

Wait a minute.
>Marty is a crossdressing reverse trap
I am amused.
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>>3861384
>do I care
>no, no I don't
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>>3861391
Nick was able to operate a permitted food business despite having no storefront, no consistent business practice, no filing any kind of business taxes whatsoever, or abiding by any health codes.

It's safe to say their health inspectors can either be pretty shit or they can be bribed easily.
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>>3861340
>>3861403
>The twins are totally unchanged
Androgyny is strong.
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>>3861428
Or all the licenses were fake, it's not like Judy checked them.
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>>3861345
I took one for the team, anon.

Though I'm blaming you if I get banned.

>>>/co/84227982
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>>3861397
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>>3861156
Ah Weaver, I remember you from the FnaF threads. Keeping the party strong, eh?
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>>3861489
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>>3861502
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>>3861510
>>
Any new Annalise/anon in Zootopia

>Previously against the possibility of an anon-in-zootopia fic
>MUH HERESY REEEEEEEEEEE
>See the first two greentexts of pic related
>Warm up to the idea
>Unknown if a fic will ever come to be, anxiously await in threads for the possibility of an update
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>>3861340
>r63 Late Stake
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>>3861481
And its dead, I hope you are still alive Anon.
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>>3861481
>deleted in 6 minutes

Impressive.
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>>3861481
Good to see the late-night /co/ janitor is still up to his MUH APRIL FURS DAY ways.
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>>3861481
>>3861537
>>3861538
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with the /co/ mods and janitors?

If this post goes through I haven't been banned
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>>3861549
finally a third image
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>>3861538
I don't think I've been to /co/ since the film premier, but I recall how zealous the weekend mods can be when it comes to Zootopia threads.
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>Watch Zootopia DVD with parents
>63 year old dad when Gideon attacks Judy "That fucking bastard!"
>When he shows up later in the movie
>"Yeah try and make up for it you queer prick!"
>Mien Sides
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>>3861565
Good to see you are alive at least, sucks about zoo /co/ though.
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>>3861549
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>>3861528
The heresy is it doesn't coincide with "I can't believe it's not heresy"'s artwork
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Evens, I take it.
Odds, I don't.
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>>3861533
So, this?
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>>3861591
I don't know when to quit.

>>/co/84228077

I seriously feel bad for the /co/ anons who have to put up with this shit. I'm glad I never got attached to the /co/ threads
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>>3861601
Not take what, anon?
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>>3861606
holy shit i want all of this
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>>3861612
>Dead on Arrival
holy shit
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>>3861612
Welp I fucked up the link, but the threads already been deleted anyways
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>>3861601
Take what anon? The knot? Pills? A test?

For reall though if you're thinking about it please don't kill yourself, you are better than that
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>>3861601
Looks like you don't get your free t-shirt, anon.
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>>3861623
He didn't link properly.

>>>/co/84228077
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>>3861631
>He didn't link properly.
I know.
But it's still dead.
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>>3861631
HAHAHA NOPE DELETED ON ARRIVAL

GG /co/ MODERATION TEAM
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>>3861631
Nope, it's dead. It literally 404d as I was posting

They sure are persistent
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>>3861565
Yeah, I was there and that was most decent OP yet. Fucking Christ our talks have been pretty alright speculating about the shorts, sequels, and talking about the film with newcomers.
Guess hotpockets is just on a roll tonight because muh anthro.
Also, I only come here to /trash/ just to complain.
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>>3861617
>>3861628
Sleeping pill. Trying not to rely on em.
Second try going to bed. Gnight everyone.

>>3861630
Ozzy always puts a smile on my face...
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>>3861606
Isn't this a roleswap?
A plain 63 would be Jude the Dude wanting to be pred-play dominated by a seductively foxy Nicky, feeling her teeth on his neck as she jerks him off.
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>>3861639
>that movie where John McClane has to walk through the rabbit district with a sandwich board that says "I Hate Cuties".
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>>3861648
I'm sorry you guys have to put up with so much shit.

I can understand why some people might not want to go to the /trash/ threads honestly, and the fact that everyone is being forced here is disappointing.
>>
>>3861650
>Ozzy always puts a smile on my face...

He is the crying clown that everyone wants to see, but no one wants to be.
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>>3861650
Have a good night.

>>3861630
You are a cool duder Ozzy.
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>>3861667
I can relate.
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>>3861664
They can leave if they want though.
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>>3861650
Goodnight anon, I hope you have Nice dreams
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reminder
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>>3861648
The fucker doesn't even have the balls to block me from posting and send in a ban request. He's literally just deleting shit he doesn't like
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Guys, Ozzy wants to be a teacher, right

What if he became the music teacher for a Pack Street daycare/pre-K? Even the ghetto has those, and he obviously has musical talent. Just imagine all those Pack Street cubs getting their love of music from the strumming of his guitar.
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>>3861679
She prefers when her thick knotted men don't talk.
I can respect that.
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>>3861679
Counter reminder: he still ends up hitting that.
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>>3861679
I had a sensible chuckle. What's the context? Nobody likes Gid?
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>>3861667
>He is the crying clown that everyone wants to see, but no one wants to be.
Nah, this Pagliacci has people there to care for him.
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>>3861679
>Alec hates Gideon
>still hasn't drawn safe word abuse
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>>3861713
Honestly this i the cutest image I have seen on this site, and I hope that one day Ozzy gets the love he deserves
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>>3861699
see >>3861722
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So how about that taming collar stuff?

Would you have preferred that to be the plot of the movie?
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>>3861729
No it was dumb.
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>>3861704
Depends on the artist.
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>>3861699
That was still one of the cutest setups ever.
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>>3861692
>yfw you realize Ozzy can never become a teacher because he's a registered sex offender due to a malicious woman lying in court.
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>>3861754
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>>3861752
Yup.
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>>3861713
>Ozzy is found the next day, dead where he sleeps. A smile on his face and a birthday card held tightly against his chest.
>Despite their attempts to remove the card from his grasp they cannot
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hnng
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>>3861773
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>>>/co/84199789
It was a pretty good thread while it lasted.
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>>3861777
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>>3861754
No. That's not even overwhelmingly depressing; that's just a retarded way to make him even more tragic.
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>>3861775
But why would he be ded
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>>3861776
I want to bury face into that or at least use him as a pillow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq51smgs0dg

The whole class stands up and sings Try Everything in Japanese. Not sure why, though. If it were in English I'd get it, foreign language practice and all, but this is apparently just group activity.
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>>3861805
yes
he would be so comfy
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Whatcha listening to?

Anything mellow for a quiet Saturday night?
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>>3861803
Pneumonia
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>>3861812
ADORABLE
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>>3861812
It's elementary school, anon. You don't remember doing stuff like that as a kid?
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>>3861823
http://youtu.be/BkkOQjK71Ss
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>>3861823
Dunno about mellow, but I've been listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGbQUMKocU
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>>3861775
>"Its like stuck in there, with glue or something. I don't know."

>Ozzy wakes up from a really nice dream and has to explain to the paramedics that they should not draw a smiley face on his penis and play with it like a puppet.
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>>3861565
The /co/ janitor is a massive faggot who doesn't play nice with others. And oddly enough, he's perfectly okay with the homostuck thread being there.

The only real option is to wait a few hours until his mom makes him go to bed, and hope that the janitor who relieves him doesn't have a stick up his ass. Until then, I'll probably be taking refuge here on /trash/.
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Time to go on a magical adventure.
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>>3861847

they're moving too much desu
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>>3861785
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>>3861841
Not really. Music class back then was an elective and it was more recorders and violin than choral.
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>>3861823
Here's some mellow, fellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nOFP6knXpo
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>>3861713
This is such a pure, innocent and happy picture and I'm glad that it exists
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>>3861841
>>3861865
>>3861812
>Not sure why, though.
The teacher loves Zootopia and it's an encouraging song?
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>>3861858
Hey, that's a pretty good Gideon.

Reminds me, it's been ages since I've played and seen my Abigail...
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>>3861489
Judy as Tracer is like the best thing ever.
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>>3861858
>GreyHopps
reee- aw fuck I'm too tired. Have fun, I guess.
>>
>>3861858
>Favorite thing: Pies
>Not "racism"
>>
>>3861882
Yeah, but she still needs rabbit legs and not human ones.
>>
>>3861858
Why does everyone assume that everyone is either a dog person or a cat person? I love both dogs and cats, and when I had both they got along just fine.
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>>3861885
But anon, Hopps is a last name. He could have married any one of Judy's many siblings.
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>>3861896
It's not assuming that. You only get one pet and it's asking you to pick one.
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>>3861882
Kinda wish there was a Judy as Lucio version. I can just imagine her just speeding through with her ears tied up.

>>3861871
That came out? How is it?
>>
>>3861898
I suppose out of 275 brothers and sisters he could find at least one that would settle hard with him.
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>>3861896
It's more that you only get one pet in the game, and it has to be either a cat or dog.
I wish it could be both.
And that they'd be more useful.
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>>3861882
One of my earliest drawings was of Judy as Tracer. (It's not very good)
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>>3861920
Earliest ZOOTOPIA Drawings*
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>>3861920
Keep practicing. You have lots of potential.
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Does anyone else have something of a soft spot for really 'cancerous' generals?

Not to call you guys cancerous, but a lot of people would.

I mean sure sometimes I like serious discussion, but the comfort you get from relaxed generals that are pretty much about nothing is unmatched.

When one degenerates too far I move on but for the time being, you guys are pretty cool.
>>
>>3861920
>>3861924
Wow, Saine. Your improvement in such a short time is incredible.
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>>3861929
This general is pretty good about putting some effort into our Steel Donuts an world building though. It rarely actually dips to proper off-topic. I know exactly what you mean though.
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>>3861929
You don't know a thing about cancerous generals unless you were browsing /b/ circa 2011-2012.

But basically yeah I agree.
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>>3861823
more melancholy then mellow, but oh well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXq0ICfFDg&list=FLfB4lGFvCs5IYR1_jArg5ew&index=17
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>>3861905
>That came out? How is it?
Zero Time Dilemma? Fucking great. If you've played 999 and Virtue's Last Reward, you owe it to yourself to play; it's the end of the trilogy after all.
If you haven't played both, I can't recommend it.
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>>3861220
>melon sandwich

You know, with all the herbivores in Zootopia, fruit and vegetable sandwiches are probably a thing.
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>>3861939
Aww, thanks. I wish it seemed like I was improving quickly from my end.
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>>3861958
>>3861929
>>3861959

To be honest this general isn't bad compared to a ton of shit on /co/ and /vg/.

It's the furry quotient that makes a lot of people immediately turn their nose up at it, which I understand.
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>>3861999
As you evolve so does your ability to perceive new things as old weaknesses fade out.

Dunning-Kruger. Lack of confidence, to some extent, is a good thing. Obviously not when it holds you back completely.
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>>3861999
I can't draw worth shit, so seeing someone go from that Tracer Judy to a really on-model Honey in just a few months is an incredibly demonstration of skill I can never match.
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>>3862038

>There were people who were turned into furfags by this movie.

are they 12?
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>>3862065
Probably?
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>>3861823
http://youtu.be/AORosDGixrY

I'm working until 7am. It's a good night though.
>>
>>3861993
Fruit and vegetable sandwiches are a thing in real life, too
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>>3862065
>>3862070
That's pretty hot
>>
Ron Perlman edition next
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>>3862084

i'm not sure how to feel about this
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>>3862084
easy there Becca, you don't want another strike on your record
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>>3862024
I've never heard of that before, that's interesting though.

>>3862030
Thanks a bunch anon. It's always nice to hear that you're improving, it gives me warm fuzzies.
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>>3862104
If she hasn't been kicked off the force by now I don't think there's much chance of that getting her.
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New thread

>>3862152

>>3862152

>>3862152
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>>3861920
I believe in you! I like your style!
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>>3862197
Look down one post, anon.
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>>3861528
Naw, but I gave you something else last thread when you asked. Hope you saw it, I wrote it for you and the rest of you very lovely people.
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>>3861982
No spoilers plz. I keep getting distracted from VLR by talking to you guys. I've been working up the entire series in prep for ZTD.

But I keep talking to you guys and writing about how a rabbit fell in love with a human.

...Shit, I set myself up, huh.
>>
>>3858718
It's one of the film's many puns, anon.
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>>3862090
Some day, anon.
Some day.
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>>3860472
Its a watermelon for an elephant
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>>3864288
Is that how food works
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