/tf2g/ - team farts 2 general shitpost here pls

football

is bad

harder daddy

Peanut butter

add me for gay furry erp

id/commandertiger/

what juice should i buy

You can never go wrong with apple juice. Just make sure it''s actual juice and not some unnatural blend of HFCS and water with just enough actual juice so they can put the word juice on the label.

wow thanks

For what?

for the insightful suggestion

just put some flavodrops in your water desu

did you know that amine can induce cancer

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i must be a 100% tumor then

thats not amine idiot
Amines are formally derivatives of ammonia, wherein one or more hydrogen atoms have been replaced by a substituent such as an alkyl or aryl group. (These may respectively be called alkylamines and arylamines; amines in which both types of substituent are attached to one nitrogen atom may be called alkylarylamines.)

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oh gee you spooked me there

anime is fucking awesome man
kyouko is cute as fucking shit

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TOMATO!

>>>/vg/147278141

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kyouko is not cute, she's annoying and stupid

akari is way cuter

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who?

>>3851446
who is that

>>3851615
is ayano
did you even watch the anime

i got aloe vera juice instead

why are you discussing animes

>>3851640
i know who best girl is
i was asking who footrest is

why are we quoting

o lol
idk

i bet its geel

recommend me a good anime to watch

ice cold grape juice is good

ice cold ASS is also good

post your asses

no dont do that
its gay

do that its not gay

hare nochi guu is a good anime you might not know yet

posting butts is gay
i bet that anime is gay too
gay gay gay gay gay

no, i agree with the other guy

you should all post your butts so i can see them

>>>/hm/1383490

>>3852597
lol @ that peepee

where the fucjv are your butts

i got my dick out

my butt is in my pants

wanna see whats in ky pants

i meant my not ky hahhhha whar a dumb fucking mistake

youre fucking dumb

shut up faggot

fight me cunt
im gonna fuck you up

do it faggot

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what did he mean by this

>>3854931
he censored "fucking" by saying ding dong

that's so ding dong dumb

ding me

ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

*ding dong me

>*fucking me
what did he mean by this

it means he wants someone to do the fucking to him

you know

like ding donging someone

>fuckinging someone
uh

*dinging donging me

stop you fuck

*dingadingadingadingadings you*

im very gassy for some reason
the strange thing is i didint eat anything out of the ordinary
why are my farts wet

im twelve and whats this

underage b and

>>>/u/

>girls
wtf thats so gay

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID BARBARA COME BACK STUPID DUMB FUCKING BITCH
WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING

WHO THE FUCK IS BARBARA

GORDON'S DUMB BRAINDEAD GIRLFRIEND

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO GORDON IS

OH OK, SORRY

WHY ARE WE YELLING

PERSONALLY BECAUSE I'M FUCKING UPSET

I DONT KNOW WHY YOU ARE UPSET BUT SO AM I ON YOUR BEHALF

cool barbara left
i bet she's gonna come back anyways
stupid dumb fucking cunt

am i a dumb cunt

not really but you are other negative stuff

what kind of negative stuff

i want you to spray stuff on me

*sprays water on you*

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dotsy is for facefucking

oh !
im alllll wet now~
would you do me a favor and bring a towel ?
pleeease~?

go get it yourself u lazy bitch

get it yourself

wow you boys are so ruude

>you boys
that was kinda cute for whatever reason
ok i'll get you a towel
*does that*

ah ! why are you sneaking up on my like that ?
i was undressing...
you know its impolite to peek~

you dirty dirty boy
you need punishment !
what will it be, hmm ?

agh fucking god damn i'm not good enough to erp
sorry
*backflips away*

i'm suckin ma own dick

whoa really
that's impressive
i wish i could do that

ohhh, you cant run away !
i wont allow this!

*jumps on you and holds you down*
hmmm... youve been very naughty

*pushes knee against your crotch*
does this feel nice?
other girls told me boys like you love getting their little balls crushed...

mfw too thicc for autofellatio
somebody fellate me pls

*teleports away*
heh...
nothing personnel......

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im too tired to erp too DESUSENPAITACHI

post your pokemon types

>>3861530
pics of thicc and dicc

none of them

darksteel

lol

i feel like this chart was made to make me feel edgy

That chart is terrible. I'll just say that my favorite Pokemon type is ghost.

>>3861553
glitch shadow poisonous fighting (because of math rock) dragon waterbug
>>3861573
I've posted belly before so no on that
and I don't want to post dicc

i wish i had personality and could like a specific type of music

>>3861680
how's anyone gonna want to fellate you if they don't know what the dicc looks like

I have zero personality and that doesn't stop me from favoring a particular genre.

>>3861695
you probably do anon
>>3861698
blindfolded

>>3861711
what are you trying to hide

A VAGINA

>>3861707
cool thanks for letting me know how much i suck
>>3861711
no i fucking don't

>>3861761
well then what do you listen to ya dingus
>>3861750
my [spoiler]benis[/spoiler]

>>3861774
to whatever
i'm easily influenced and whenever i see someone who i think is cool liking a certain genre or band or something i start liking it too
i feel like nothing i do is genuine and it's just me subconsciously copying other people
i hate myslef

>>3861813
list whatever you've been listening to as of late then, I'm just curious
also there's nothing wrong with liking a lot of stuff, you just need to discern if you like certain stuff more than other stuff. if you can't, then it's hard to seriously get into it and evaluate like a "traditional hobby"
nothing wrong with taking heavy influence from others either, individualist tendencies for the sake of them are just silly

how do i get my ass fucked without the risk of aids

>>3862695
condom and a trusted person

>>3862712
are you a trusted person

>>3862717
yes

how do i get you to fuck my ass

post boipucci

>america lets 14-year-olds drive
that cant be safe

good morning friends
i slept like shit

HAHAHHAAH WHAT
IT WAS THE OLD LADY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

OH SHIT IT WANSBNT THE OLD LADY
OF COURSE IT WAS THE SOCIOPATH GODDAMN

STANDING

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

i woke up
good morning

shut the fuck up there's nothing good about this morning

for fucjs sake at least once can you say "good morning" back to me instead of your emo bullshit

good morning
i hope at least you can have that

thank
i also wish upon a nice day to you

i don't get to have that
but thank u too

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>>3865359
>>3865438
>>3865545
!!!

*gives everyone a good morning fuck*

how can you say you have a bad day with all that cum up you rass

when i actually get fucked irl maybe that could be a good morning
>>3865645
shut up

dont be like that

why

its okay you can be like that
ill hug you while you cry on my shoulder like an insecure faggot
and then i give it to you

>why
why why

what are you sad for

fuck me in real life or shut the fukc up

>what are you sad for
everything

>fuck me in real life or shut the fukc up
sex isnt all there is to life
you should find a hobby that un-sads you
i think

i want to fuck you irl but how should i ever meet you

i don't ever get fuck i know it isn't all there is to life
the only hobby that un-sads me is videogames and all it's done is making my life worse

go to a lan and dont be so hesitant to make friends online

meet people that share your interests and dont be so harsh to them if they dont share your views 100%
for example you should even accept if they go to reddit and like pleb memes as long as they arent obnoxious about it

end of projection

jst b urself


>dont be so harsh to them if they dont share your views 100%
reminds me of /a/
they bitch at you if you use the wrong program to look at anime

/ if you like things they don't like

>slaps your ass

>go to a lan
lmao
anyways i wish i could make friends but i suck and nobody likes me
i'm also a fucking cunt and i will be mean to people i don't like all the time
even if someone is cool but there's one thing i don't like about them it's a pain to try and talk to them
and then talking to people i like is a pain too because i'm an autistic fuck and i don't know how to start or carry conversations and i'm constantly fucking up
i don't know

i hate everything

>>3867014
>>3865746

>>3867032
>>3865753

i had a really bad and weird nightmare

well fucking tell us what it was

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>Take the HIV test
wew an ad just called me gay

why do you not have ad block

because i'm not a bitch that ruins the only possible way of people with websites to earn money

i remember back when the internet was completely devoid of ads

god DAMN those were good times

>having ads on your youtube
>when google/youtube has trillions of dollars and your poor ass watches videos on their website

a lot of ads are full of viruses and malware, i only enable ads on websites i support

>not wanting to support youtubers
stop being such an impatient kid and watch a 30 second video so people who put work into doing what they love can get a little bit of cash

>Watching videos by youtube "celebrities"

i like it when pages load fast and don't let third parties track me just to try to sell me stuff
it's why i use adblock


reminds me of how someone on the radio said pirating music is equivalent to taking the artist's bread from them

thats like
not true

pirating digital stuff is more like someone sharing their copy of the thing with the internet


>>3868160
i think some channels do get a cut of the revenue from ads on their videos

>celebrities
??????
i just watch cool people and there is no reason to not to give up a couple of seconds of my life just to give them money

by cool people i mean people i like
i don't know why i said cool

pirating still hurts the content maker to some extent because instead of payung to the contentaker you instead get it for free

i see where youre coming from the idea of taking a digital copy because its not like a bike shop where you can just copy a bike and run away, but if everyone takes a free copy then the creator wouldnt make any money

Except most musicians make their money from selling concert tickets and selling merchandise and physical CDs and such at said concerts.

>>3868137
>because i'm not a bitch that ruins the only possible way of people with websites to earn money
literally why

what
why what?

i know
maybe when i finally grow up and get a job i'll start paying for music and supporting artists i like

>what
>why what?
what did he mean by this

>literally why
>why what?
retard

i nearly killed a mosquito yesterday
it fell to the floor and i must've damaged its wing or something because it started spinning
then it started flying and spinning frantically and it was super creepy

very nice *ejaculates inside your butt*

opposite of nice

its okay i can protect you from creepy mosquitoes *unsheathes pantaloons*

*also unsheathes pantaloons*

let us battle!
battle for who's on top tonight!

*battles you*
*loses*

oh no! what will you do to me?

stop being such fucking sluts

*is a fucking slut*
*does slut things*
ha
you cant stop me
*sucks youre entire penise*

I had a dream that I was in my high school again and then a guy from my class that I really like said hi and talked to me a bit, then he put his arm around my waist and started taking me to the bathroom. we enter a stall and he starts grabbing me then wants to do it, I hesitantly say yes and ask him to go slow. he goes in really fast and doesn't stop when I say it hurts, then I feel a big stream inside of me. he laughs then says its laxatives but I'm not sure if he's joking or actually doing this to me. I shove him and run away, I see my teacher and I tell her to take me home and I explain what happened to her, we get in the car and then I see him outside so I tell her to stop I get out of the car and tackle him then punch him twice in the head I walk away and a girl from my class sees me next to the car and asks me what happened, I'm crying and I tell her. I don't really remember how the dream ended but I remember just being kinda nowhere and sitting quiet

thats a pretty sad dream

though im sure the moral of the story is: dont be gay

>I feel a big stream inside of me.
you have some sensitive insides

HOLY FUCK FIX YOU FUCKING GAME ID SOFTWARE IT LITERALLY CRASHES EVERY FCUKING TIME FUCK YOU LAZY DEVS AND YOUR BULLSHIT GAME YOU COCKSUCKERS
GO SWALLOW A CHAINSAW AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEADS OF YOU LITERAL MANCHILDREN
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*sucks your dick* what?

>>3870720
>you have some sensitive insides
i think its normal to be able to feel something inside of you

feel this *hugs you inside*

hey human
here's your chance
>>>/int/61619887

>finnish woman

damn

do you think he likes russian women

why, are you a Russian woman?

n-no

im actually an american man

with a penis

nothing wrong with that, right?

uwu

how do you pronounce that

ooowooo

i love my tf2gfu

we know

but do you like me?

uh i guess

youre alright too but i like my tf2g a lot more

my tf2gfu*

oops

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>didnt touch ps3 in months
>remember a cool game i downloaded once but then deleted
>turn on ps3
>go to store
>system update detected
>an hour later it finished downlaoding
>restarts ps3
>go to store
>store update detected
>30 minutes later it finished downloading
>find game
>download game
>2 gb game takes almost an hour
>finally done
>game update detected

ffs fuck all consoles and their creators
all i wanted to play is a stupid game holy shit

what was the cool game

bound by flame

-w-

I'M INCREDIBLY HORNY AND I'M STROKING MY DICK SO HARD BUT I CAN'T CUM
HELP I REALLY URGENTLY NEED SEX

posting your butt right now might help

take tv remote
shove up ass
thank me later

it's ok i already came

thats fine
mind posting your cum here?

too late
it was a lot too and i came all over my body
sorry

gagaghAGaghgHDA

thats hot
mind posting it next time pls

pls

yessssssssss

what did you came to

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fuck i meant what did you cum to

yeeessss pls post pic

i don't want to say because it's too vanilla

god i fucking hate weebs

With each passing day i get more dissapointed at blah
You could be better :/

what
what did i do :(

too vanilla? im giving you too vanilla
*vanillas on your face*

i like chocolate myself

i like to chocolate myself

how do you chocolate yourself ?

shut up don't question me

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is this cute

im gonna stael the cum out of your balls in your sleep you fucking queerdos

but look at his big kitty eyes
he looks like he is going to cry and i just want to hug him and squeeze him and pet him

answer spontaneously
what was your biggest moment in tf2

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can i post a screenshot instead
i just entered zen mode and all of the pills aimed by themselves
i will never be able to experience it again

one time i completely carried a team as sniper/scout
it was like 4v4 but still pretty much everyone was better than average yet i single-handedly fucked the other team up
everybody in my team loved and respected me
everybody in the other team left

good times

good snipers make me fucking scared desu

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>zen mode

im a good sniper *tugs you in, tells you a good night story and kisses you on the cheek*

i'm a good sniper
*fucking quickscope flick headshots the shit out of you*

im imagining a buddha demoman with 9 stickybombs floating around him

i wish i could draw

just do it

DONT LET UR DREAMS B DREAMS

but i only have mspaint
how do you do anything on ms paint

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im on the very last day of the 100 push up thing right now

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how i buddha

that looks bad

dont ever art again

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i art where i want and when i want

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windows xp paint is the best art tool

thats a cute demonam lets fuck

demonam is not cute he is a trained killer and expert explosions guy

post that sniper image
you know the one

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b*nks you

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is this what you're looking for

ew dude vaginas are fucking gross

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prison%20gay&defid=2423118

im in bed under 2 covers and im still cold for some reason
how do i get warm and cozy again
my feet are freezing

you need my warm cozy dick inside of you

that doesnt sound very comforting

oh trust me it is

umm
but dont cum inside
im off my pill >///<

youre not a girl

i wish i was a girl tho

prison gay more like tf2gay

>>3888352
clearly you need to hear a comfy sniper good night story

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Sniper_revenge21.wav

>>3861553
Electric Fighting Flying Rock Bug

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anime

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i spent like 500 hours learning japanese over the last year

why

i like how it sounds and the chinese characters

also anime and video games are my life
and buttsd

lmao what a fucking weeaboo
i like anime but that doesnt mean im going to learn moonrunes and only date asian chicks
literal fag

huh, what's with the assumptions? i like cute white boys

aw im sorry im assumed
its just that every non asian dude i knew who studued japanese also happened to be a massive neckbeard weeaboo
one of them wore a fedora to school
non ironically

GOD I FUCKING HATE WEEABOOS

i hate fucking weeaboos

I'm okay with weeaboos.

i fuck weeaboos

weebs can't have sex

im gonna FUCK the weeaboo

WAIT

*puts on skirt*

*fucks the everloving shit out of you*

today i tried to suck my own dick but i couldn't
i ended up just masturbating in an uncomfortable position and cumming in my face
my back hurts

hot! what did you do with the cum on your face

im sorry about your pain *rubs your back*

are you ok now

is this some kind of fucking joke
no one replies for 10 minutes and then you reply 10 seconds before i do

its because we are connected

well, in that case,
*connects into your asshole with my dick*

uf

it feels so good when we are connected like thisHAaa-

tfw you fuck up your sleep schedule and sleep through the 4th of july and feel kinda depressed about it even though you're not really patriotic

>>3849304

Scout give me handjob for 1.00usd

>>3893955
No

dotsy isn't cute

post

can someone succ my dicc goodnight pls?

sure thing

*sucks your cock dry and kisses the tip*

goodnight

thanks
*falls into a deep sleep*

>as holo from spice and wolf petting a small cat in my hands with "b" on its forehead

laughing my ass off to be honest familia

i had a dream that had something to do with human and 26 dollar and tf2 but i forgot all the details

woke up with a raging boner thou

i woke up
9 oclock is too early
im still sleepy

i sleep when im sleepy

it usually helps

If you sleep too much, you'll just stay sleepy all day. It's generally not recommended to sleep more than ~8 hours per day. Just go wash your face in cold water and accept that you're awake for the day.

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but see, i woke up
it means my body decided its enough sleep
now even if i wanted to, i couldnt fall asleep again
im tired asf

i've been awake all night because I woke up at 9pm yesterday
what do i do

well shit are you me or smt

Stay awake all day and go to bed at a normal time like a sane person.

jack off

*jacks you off*

im TIRED AS FUCK and then neighbours are LOUD AS FUCK
FUCK THIS STUPID GAY SHIT WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO GET SOME SLEEP IN THIS WORLD

put in earphones and listen to meditation music or rain or whatever calms you down

mfw my nice headphones are broken and all i have are shitty apple earbuds so it's not worth listening to music at all even though i want to and i just put a bunch of nice music in my library

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tfw nice headphones

im using hd681 evo cause im a broke ass nigga

i dont even have calm meditative songs

try listening to something by gas

just listen to this its close enough to meditation, possibly gives you cool nightmares
http://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/quake-i-original-soundtrack/05-parallel-dimensions.mp3

>>3902787
>>3902787
>>3902787
>>3902787
new up