Super Special Hunger Games 4th of July Thread
First 24th of July
Slumberjack
Freedomdachi
>>3843265
Billy Joel as an American
Tallahassee
God bless America.
Guile
Eggman-kun
Cappy
>Female
Elite Hacker
>>3843265
Ririchiyo
Fyxe
Ruby Rose
A blue eagle
>>3843265
Freedom Gundam
Lord Beerus
Endo
>>3843265
Maria and Harusame
>>3843265
Defenders of freedom
Furseiseki
>>3843285
Hammer
Coop
Braviary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM67Uju9fg4
Iida Tenya
Verrrrrt
Captain Braviary
Sunset
THE CRIMSON DEMON
It's the second of July, am I missing something?
>>3843311
crap, somebody else though of braviary first, rip
skip me
Isn't it the 2nd of July now?
The 4th is on Monday
>>3843309
>>3843314
muh dick
>>3843318
July 4th weekend. The festivities start now
V Lila F
>americucks thinking this shitty holiday is worth celebrating
literally the only reason it's celebrated is because you're retarded enough to give corporations money for it
>>3843327
>>3843330
I approve
>>3843326
>>>3843318
>July 4th weekend. The festivities start now
>>3843337
Die, eurocancer.
>>3843339
>Swapparoo, daddio.
>>3843275
>>3843312
>>3843337
>not thinking the day we threw off the shackles of english rule and told them to fuck off and die
Kill yourself britbong
>tfw you're human and can't grow two additional dicks so you can fuck revy, the crimson autist, and vert at the same time
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>>3843337
What's that? Can't hear you over the sound of freedom
>>3843337
>not liking fun
Of course it's a shit holiday. But that doesn't stop us from having a good time and making drunken fools of ourselves.
>>3843339
Looks groovy.
>>3843339
Looks good enough to me.
>>3843339
Let's roll
>>3843347
>>3843355
Freedom does not wait
>>3843369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9t5XK0FhA
>>3843369
I just keep finding new buttons, it's awesome
>>3843350
Three sounds like a lot of hassle. Imagine finding pants that fit.
https://youtu.be/zKPhjkw3Y84
New Cyriak vid
>>3843369
Let's get this show on the road now.
>>3843369
Ruby you klutz.
>>3843387
Thanks Cyriak
>>3843369
Well this is a bad way to start the day. Falling down some random hole and to be simply forgotten.
>>3843369
Freedom?
In America?
Kek, it's a mere illusion.
I'll smash the federal bank and restore real freedom over this land, just like Kennedy wanted.
>>3843387
nice
>>3843393
You're welcome
>>3843397
>>3843402
>>3843401
>Leaves a plate of cookies beside you and a glass of milk... then takes the milk back
>>3843347
>pets
>>3843425
>>3843314
I love you Crimson Autist
>>3843442
The Crimson Demon, idiot.
>>3843420
Are these for me?
>>3843391
I just wasn't watching where I was going.
>>3843435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
>>3843453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzjhl-QztE
>>3843453
Sorry for waking you up, Brian. We'll talk more sofltly now.
You never heard what I said about the IRS though, kay"?
>>3843448
Yes ruby
>>3843453
I gotta eat. Gettin' hungry over here.
Maybe I'll try an' overfish a bit.
>>3843446
Well you have some autistic tendencies so I'm sure you don't mind being called the Crimson Autist right?
>>3843489
He's already asleep, how hard could it be?
>>3843494
>>3843489
>>3843483
>>3843480
>>3843498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Z6Yi_tlhs
>>3843482
The Crimson Demon! That is what I just said you fool!
>>3843475
Thanks mysterious person!
>begins scarfing them down
>>3843504
>>3843504
I didn't wanna kill you, just calm you down. You're free to go!
>It's a "LD is being a retard" episode
I want them to take this rerun off the air
>>3843466
>>3843518
Wrong thread, boyo.
>>3843511
>Smiles and leaves with a slight smell of tuna remaining
>>3843506
you're a pretty good ava but the most autistic one crimson autist, just accept that
>>3843518
yeah, uh, no one here really cares about that shit so? keep the drama out of this thread
>>3843527
You might need a shower or something.
>>3843472
>peeks
>>3843543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHO6a2H-pqY
>>3843518
Why would we care
It is their problem
>>3843534
>That thin skin
Not trying to be an ass, but they should really just suck it up. Either roll with the memes and shitposting, or go cry in the corner and close the threads.
>>3843553
(They're a hopeless piece of shit that would do the world a favor by drowning themselves. Have no pity for them.)
>>3843557
Elite Hacker must win this for America
>>3843562
Jesus, Wiggz. He's like 16.
>>3843562
Damn, son.
>>3843562
I agree thta he's a piece of shit but Christ, over the line
>>3843566
Most 16 years olds I know or knew had some basic understanding of how to be a decent fucking human being
>>3843545
>reads a book
>is clueless
Those fuckers will never get me... they're too busy oppressing small people. They'd never think I actually do fiscal evasion in Swiss
>>3843581
Story time?
>>3843566
>He's 16
To be fair he shouldn't be here in the first place then.
>>3843571
It wouldn't be too difficult. One has a first aid kit, that might be a bother, but the other two look helpless.
>>3843590
>Japan is going to win an American Game
>>3843591
There are much younger here and there
>>3843596
:^)
>>3843535
Ava? I do not understand these unfamiliar terms.
>>3843589
You missed it I guess. You remember DMG, right? This ava got into a relationship with them, and took it way too seriously. After sperging at them more than once and being forgiven, including DMG getting them unbanned from the discord, they lost it over a round of Overwatch. I might add that DMG jumped through several hoops to BUY them this game. They decided it was a great idea to post private pictures of DMGs irl face and dick as some twisted idea of revenge
>>3843590
Your skills in technology really isn't helpful at all in the real world.
>>3843607
>post private pictures of DMGs irl face and dick as some twisted idea of revenge
>>3843607
post face pics
>>3843607
Ooooooh, I remember hearing about that. So that's how it all started? What a massive cunt.
>>3843626
Only the freest of ava's won
>>3843618
>>3843589
And we both know about taking an online relationship too seriously, but this was like, holy fuck I cannot even. Some Fatal Attraction or Play Misty for me type shit. I can't believe they're still here Tbh.
>>3843616
I don't have them, and I wouldn't anyways. I consider them a friend, which is why this little shit particularly irks me. You don't fuck with me or mine.
>>3843626
Sorry host, I shouldn't have distracted. My bad.
>>3843610
>kiss
>>3843602
Oh crimson autist, never change
I'm going to catch some birds and let them drink vodka
Who wants to join?
>>3843633
But that's on a whole other level. That's a straight dick-move.
>>3843626
I'm getting too many second places again...
>>3843626
YES
FREEDOM
LIBERTY
FUCK YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXLiUoxUMYs
THIS LAND IS MY LAND
THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAAAAILED
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING
>>3843633
>which is why this little shit particularly irks me.
>Current year
>Getting irked
>>3843642
Good job Adachi.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3843639
Don't.
>>3843642
Well... This is good enough I guess.
Thanks for hosting for us, host.
>>3843642
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3843649
Oh your antics could never irk me, RWBY Vino
>>3843649
CAN'T IRK THE MERC
>NO NUMBER CAPTCHAS
>>3843651
>>3843655
>>3843663
THANKS BOYOS
I DID IT FOR THE LAND
>>3843642
Good job on winning some freedom. Thank you for the tournament.
>>3843664
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3843669
>>3843664
FOUR KILLS FOR THE 4TH OF JULY
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>3843676
I'd vote the pipe into office any day.
>>3843639
>Rin opens the door to her office and walks in carrying a bottle of vodka.
So, this is what it's like to be summoned? I can get used to this.
>>3843680
Our pipeline infrastructure would be unmatched, as would production of Hennessy, which doesn't make sense because it's Cognac, which is by definition produced outside of the US!
I think we need a crimson autist appreciation thread
>>3843694
On it
>>3843694
>Not a Vino appreciation thread
>>3843694
>>3843689
You're not feeding small birds hard alcohol.
.... It's not even a day till 4th of july.
>>3843727
No, I'm the small bird who will be drinking it.
>Rin sits at her desk.
>>3843732
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>3843727
How about strawberries? Or cookies and milk?
>>3843708
I apprecaite what you've done for /hg/ threads crimson autist
>>3843740
I'll just be waiting for the 17th of August.
>>3843738
You don't look like a bird ta me. But people have called themselves weirder things.
>>3843743
See, you. I like you. Birds can eat strawberries and cookies.
I don't think it's a good idea ta feed 'em milk though.
>>3843775
Why can't birds have milk? That makes cookies even better.
>>3843813
Bird might be lactose intolerant. An' I don't wanna know what will happen if that's tha case.
Hello? Anon? I've been trying to reach you for days now. I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. You've preordered The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered, right?
>>3843834
>Punches gut very hard
>>3843839
>throws phone into brick
>>3843839
FUCK OFF TODD
>>3843839
Fuck off, I don't need your shit attempt at a cash grab
>>3843839
>closes phone
>>3843834
Then how about extra chocolate chips?
I want to smash Link's boipucci
>>3843840
>Fucking dies
>>3843839
>tfw no Todd Howard ava
>>3843856
Same
>>3843856
>throws pucci brick
>>3843856
>>3843860
>
>>3843853
I ain't thinkin' the birds would mind the extra chocolate.
Just as long as it isn't milk chocolate. Yer getting me hungry now dangit.
>>3843867
>slaps ass
Nice bp
>>3843875
>throws kid link in the way
You just smacked a child's ass! I'm calling the law!
kamina
>>3843884
>throws brick at child
>the child fucking dies
Who cares about the law, babe?
>>3843869
I still have more cookies if you want some.
>slides a plate of cookies your way
>>3843882
Fuck me if i go. I won't join the meme train this time.
>>3843891
Damn, son!
>>3843899
>slaps ass again
Hardcore
>>3843892
>Inhales the cookies, plate included
>>3843907
Oi, shoo, shoo!
>>3843893
>not wanting to meme with the crimson autist
>>3843907
You killed MAH BOY!
>sets you on fire in an autistic fit of rage
which hosts have hosted the most games?
>>3843921
Ahhh! Bombs!
>>3843921
Can you log on Steam?
>>3843923
Kamina hosts a buttload, around 400 games in total
>>3843909
WAIT! I wasn't done with those!
>>3843941
They were good. Real good. Glad ya offered some ta me.
>>3843909
>jumps into mouth
>>3843928
I was thinking along the lines of fire arrows, but yeah, bombs work.
>>3843936
I can later. I'll have to reinstall it. Why, what's up?
>>3843952
>Spits out as a star
Don't do that ever again. It's bad for you ya know. Bad fer me too.
>>3843954
Nothing important, don't worry.
>>3843952
That's some sick vore fetish anon
>>3843951
They were so young and delicious.
>>3843965
>a elh cookie appears out of nowhere
>>3843960
>jumps into mouth again
>You cannot spit me out again
>>3843954
>Midna
THICKER
>moans fuckingly
>sunset
>>3843962
Oh, okay dokey then.
>>3843977
How's this?
>>3843965
The young, freshly baked cookies are always tha better-
>>3843976
OH GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME!
>>3843989
>climbs into stomach
>>3843994
SOMEONE, GET THE IPECAC! I AIN'T MEANT TA SWALLOW PEOPLE, JUST HOLD 'EM AN' SPIT 'EM OUT!
>>3844009
Fortunately for you, I have this picture on hand
>>3843988
AUAUUGGGHHHHHHH
T H I C C
>>3843954
>>3843988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nq-gEG-E04
Also, should I buy The Wind Waker for my Wii U?
>>3843971
>picks up and carries away
You're all mine now you tasty little treat.
>>3843989
>walks away carrying another cookie related treat and is too engrossed to pay attention.
Sup' ?
>>3844017
You should emulate it via Dolphin.
>>3844031
>moans fuckingly
>>3844031
Hello Ocelot.
What's good?
>>3844017
If you can't emulate it, then yes!
>>3844031
Hey Oce.
>>3844014
>Chugs the whole bottle
>>3844025
You got ANOTHER cookie!?
>>3844034
>>3844042
>Not supporting one of the best franchises on the planet.
>>3844054
Does it really need support?
>>3844054
>supporting lazy ass "remakes" from anyone
>>3844038
Could you not ?
>>3844041
Same as usual, what about you ?
>>3844044
Hello Anon
>>3844049
Yeah! It just popped out of nowhere.
>>3844077
Uhhn uhn
>>3844054
W-Well, I mean, you should always buy a game at least once. If you already bought back on gamecube, then I see no harm in emulating it. If it's you didn't, then go buy it!
>>3844077
I'm making some edits right now. You gotta do that if like me you don't have many pictures.
So, good, I'd say.
>>3844093
>bought it back on gamecube
>>3843285
>>3843595
>>3843610
I was asked to tell you
"Alice is looking for you, and hates you so much."
>>3844068
>implying they didn't have to rebuild the game from the ground up because of the jump from Gamecube to Wii U
>>3844087
I thought we was pals! But ya kept a cookie from me!
I-I...!
Uuurrrghhh... Gimme a sec.
>Runs off into some bushes
>>3844092
>covers ears
>>3844099
Good luck with that
>>3844093
AND
>if you didn't
Fuck, I'm mistyping like a fool.
>>3844104
>Gives a great big hug
IRISU!
>>3844113
>moans
>dies from exaustion
>>3844117
ERP with me Link
>>3844123
Finally it stopped
>>3844130
Meow for me
>>3844111
Well, it sucks for them. But I just look like an upscaled Wind Waker with way too much luminosity.
All they needed way to emulated the original game on WIIU, with an HD filter, and then you would've sold it for 10U$ on the store.
But hey, gotta make money.
(more seriously I don't care if anyone bought it, it's still a good game. People might discover it this way)
>>3844127
I don't really do that anymore. I got burnt out and bored with it. Sorry!
>>3844031
Hey there.
>>3844112
Well you did just eat all of my cookies.
>>3844137
It just looks like*
was to emulate*
Sorry for the typos
>>3844140
Y-you'd do it for me though... right?
>>3844135
M-meeeoow ...?
>>3844142
Hello Saphir Blue
>>3844122
I-Um...
Bye!
>>3844155
Thanks.
>>3844152
...who is this? If this is Blake, then go to sleep!
>>3844164
(Of course it isn't me, and I tried)
>>3844164
This is Bolin. ERP with me you memeing fuck
>>3844171
Suave
it always saddens me when the crimson autist leaves the thread
>>3844181
F-fuck off, I'm not good at being blunt
>>3844157
Nononono! Irisu, come back!
>>3844194
i want to kiss her
>>3844198
Attractive
>>3844167
If it's your first zelda game, then save yourself the money and start with the basics. Emulate LttP.
>>3844170
O-Oh. I was sure it wasn't, but I wanted to make sure.
>>3844171
The fuck!? Hell no, you crazy cracker!
>>3844155
But I'm Ruby Rose?
>>3844142
>Comes back after vomiting for what seemed to be hours
Urrrggghhh... I feel so weak now...
Looks like it's time for a rare Saturday morning game from me. What say you?
>>3844207
(Only because I know you said you were done with it, don't take it the wrong way)
>>3844218
Delightful
>>3844218
yes please
>>3844218
That calls for Kousaka! I am here! I'll join your games!
>>3844201
I feel you
>>3844190
>Nintendo's not a company to half ass re-releases of popular games like that,
What is Pokemon Alpha Saphirre then?
I'm sad for the poor guys who are still waiting for the Battle Frontier.
Btw they the WII U is a literal toaster. It wouldn't have worked. I don't know about the odds, but the retro gaming system on it is fucking convuluted.
>>3844218
I'm game
>>3844207
I-if you say so, Link-senpai.
>>3844218
Any Survival Game at any time of the day will be appreciated by the President of the Suvival Game Club!
>>3844224
I didn't I just didn't expect anyone else to flat out ask me to erp here.
>>3844227
Nigga, I'm not trying to be rude, but that shit is a felony. I'm not risking ERPing with a minor. That's just silly.
>>3844237
>calling alpha sapphire half assed
They rebuilt the entire game from the GBA and put it on 3DS with 3D models instead of sprites, how is that half-assed?
>>3844217
>ponders for a moment before exhibiting another cookie
Want it?
>>3844218
That would be nice.
Very well, welcome to the One Hundred and Twenty-eighth Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you, because I care not how many people are actually here or not. Ready...go.
>>3844210
Yeah, I just said it
>>3844255
Shalashaska
>>3844255
Maria and Harusame
>>3844255
Classy Raven
>>3844255
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3844247
>Being afraid of commiting crimes
Jeez, what a pussy. I've lost all interest in you because of how square you are.
C'mon, let's sit down, drink some vodka and typefuck.
>>3844255
Ruby Rose
>>3844255
Slutty Fyxe
>>3844255
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3844255
King Dedede
>>3844254
After that mess... I don't think I want to eat for a while...
Go ahead... And keep it...
>>3844255
Mii Swordfighter
>>3844247
(You silly)
>>3844255
Serenity
>>3844255
Unclassy Beast Boy
>>3844255
Reigen Arataka
>>3844255
Harusame and Maria
>>3844255
Eggman-kun
>>3844255
Otori Mio
>>3844255
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3844255
STAR AUTIST
>the flying Pegasus flies into the thread, spinning and dropping a lot of letters on the floor, then finally landing in a dizzy manner
>>3844255
Furseiseki
>>3844255
Rin Asougi
>>3844255
Narberal Gamma
>>3844255
Sheamus
>>3844255
Yoshiko Tsushima
>>3844255
Derpy
>>3844255
Tallahassee
>give my spot away if someone is late, I'm hitting the hay.
>>3844265
>How could I ERP seriously with you? I would be too busy laughing and cracking memes. It just wouldn't work.
>>3844277
Adorable
>>3844255
A single fucking ant
Shipmaster
>>3844255
>>3844285
Derpy Hooves
>>3844255
Ecaflip
>>3844255
Queen
>>3844277
Haha very funny
>>3844255
Iida Tenya
>>3844255
Greatest adventure
>>3844294
>sucks dick
>>3844304
>But I already entered, anon>>3844297
>thanks for looking after me though
>>3844300
C'mon man, I've gotten slightly better. Last night I even tried it and it wasn't filled with memes! Sure, it's a felony, but who has to know? Fuck the police!
>>3844319
I was concerned.
>>3844323
She's going insane
>>3844323
It's not my entry, this one is.
>>3844260
>>3844255
Endo
>>3844252
The engine they used was the one created for X/Y. It's recycling.
Besides 3D models don't mean it's better. Spirtes can have wa more charms than polygons. The New Hoenn looks like a blocky mass of greenland while the other was fresh and colorful.
And last but not least, they added silly gimmicks like A pikachu wrester, flying with Latios and a fucking Island to capture legendary pokemon... instead of what everyone wanted : The battle frontier.
There are some cool stuff like Wally development, or Zinnia. But I'd replay Emerald any day over this game
>>3844282
>kiss
>>3844334
No, they just flipped the image and entry name.
>>3844321
Negro, I don't want a "janus incident" to happen. Imagine your mom finding that shit.
Sorry bro, it's not gonna happen.
>>3844334
F-fine, mr palindrome. I'll just go and drink vodka and typefuck with somebody else.
THE CRIMSON MEMEON
Four more. I know you can do it.
>>3844344
>fugs boipucci
>>3844349
Jules Winnfield
>>3844349
Wendy
>>3844349
Arm cut
>>3844344
>implying she'll ever find out
Janus incident was because I wasn't careful enough on my phone, but I take all kind of precautions on my laptop to keep what I do secret
>>3844350
>farts on your dick
Great session, came buckets, had a blast.
Okay, going to sleep for real this time.
I LOVE THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3844363
Night, faggot.
>>3844255
Kousaka Honoka
>>3844349
Dover boy
>>3844368
>>3844361
Janus Incident?
Storytime?
>>3844363
Sleep well
Welcome to the (You) bank.
Would you like to deposit a (You) , withdraw a (You), or start a (You) account?
This is what we like about times like this. Oughta be interesting.
One roster. Here beginneth the review. If for some odd reason a swap is needed, only one will be accepted. If you didn't get in as slow as this is, you need more practice.
>>3844270
Do uh...birds have names?
>>3844258
I don't mind another nickname.
>>3844389
What an unclassy district...
Perfect for me!
>>3844255
Yraeth and Gaeth
>>3844389
Wiz is better to be honest
>>3844389
Give this spot >>3844293
To >>3844372
>>3844255
Gaeth and Yraeth
>>3844380
Janus incident was when mumsy found a conversation on steam between janus and I on my phone. Since Janus uses old as fuck jazz musicians as his profile pic she assumed that it was him and freaked the fuck out, she wouldn't listen to me saying he's a sixteen year old mexican autist that can't do shit to me and said he was lying and would try to groom me, she's a drama queen and I loathe her for it.
>>3844389
Damn I did not make it in time.
>>3844403
my nigga
>>3844389
Why did you allow the second entry...
>>3844405
Consider it done.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>3844389
>>3844409
>>3844356
SWAP
W
A
P
>>3844389
Let's start this, Rae
>>3844399
>high-fives
>>3844389
As prepared as I was, this game will not have my full attention. My apologies.
>>3844419
>>3844422
>Ctrl+Z
>Ctrl+Z
>Ctrl+Z
>Ctrl+Z
>>3844414
I am not your nigga , slavery is over
>>3844389
Not too bad of a district. Alright guys, let's do this!
>>3844389
I'm in it so it's alright.
>>3844393
Why wouldn't birds have names? I even gots myself my own name. The Great King Dedede of Dreamland!
>>3844436
my nigga my nigga
>>3844444
Hot damn those numbers.
>>3844444
Stop it...
My skin is becoming black, stop it