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First 23 for the 69th Reboot Trials!

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First 23 for the 69th Reboot Trials!
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>>3764064
Bikko
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>>3764064
Alfred Jones the American Hero
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>>3764064
Ririchiyo
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>>3764064
Makoto Nanaya

>>3764061
....At least you had friends..
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Yukine
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>>3764064
Rika

>>3764020 (Kaito)
I suppose I can't really stop you.
>>3764062
>>3764077
It's a bit different when pride doesn't permit anything else....
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Jack Spicer
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Deebo

Wake me the fuck up if I win.
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Charlotta
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Wiz

>>3764061
I own a store.
>>3764062
W-well, I can see what it's worth compared to Eris...
As long as it isn't paper.
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>>3764064
Urotsuki
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Dan the Man
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>>3764064
Natsuki Subaru

>>3764062(Makoto-tan)
>he lays there dead for a little before respawning behind her
BOO!

>>3764066(Stingray)
I'm dead, so it's alright now. She basically punched my head off.
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Klaus Von Reinherz
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>>3764054 (Wiz)
Eris isn't worth a lot, right? I'm not good when it comes to foreign currencies...
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>>3764064
King Kaito
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>>3764066
No I don't want your gross sweaty scarf.
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Houkie Shinonono
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PRESIDENT MIC!!!
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>>3764064
Saambell the Summoner
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>>3764064
Entoma
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>>3764094
>Forgot the picture
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Big hammer
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Three more.
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>>3764080
Well.. Have pride in your friends!
I'm proud to have you as my friend, s-so, it's fine to accept my help, right?

>>3764085
Do you not like paper currency? I don't really like it either, honestly, it all looks the same!
>She holds out her half-eaten apple slice.
D'you want this?

>>3764089
>She sniffs, speaking through muffled sobs.
I'm sorry.. *sniff* I had to.. *sniff* I didn't want you to be in pain.. *sniff*
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>>3764050
Since I was introduced to newer games, I like one called "Lollipop Chainsaw".

>>3764062
Good.
It was at first....A dream world made up of my mind's creations. I could go where I wanted, interact with whatever. I had even collected various... powers inside of it.

>>3764063
The gift wasn't from her, was it?
Even if it isn't much of a thing, it's better than nothing.

>>3764066
As a few people have told me. And yes, I'm aware.

>>3764054
Not at all.
>she pours the rest out of the cup
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>>3764077
Friends I had to build that had no personality. They were basically action figures with jet propulsion that prevented me from going mad from loneliness
>>3764085
Owner of a store, huh? I could never settle for that, myself
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Vic Viper
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Kaizuka Inaho
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>>3764121
Nah, from this strange youkai...apparently she felt she owed me after giving her from food.
>>3764117
It's not so easy for me....
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>>3764117
You're lucky I forgot about the one killing rule, or else I'd be really pissed right now.
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>>3764121
Hm... I've heard of that game, but I can't say I've played it, however. What's it about?
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>>3764080
Thank you for your understanding!
>>3764089
T-that's really grotesque...
>>3764096
H-hey..! It's not gross or sweaty..!
>>3764121
Ah, but did you go stargazing? Was it fun?
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>>3764094
W-well, it's the only currency we use in Axel...
>>3764117
Ah... n-no, that won't buy anything.
>>3764121
Y-y-you have to pay for that!
>>3764127
I-it's more safe than being a hero... I used to be a hero.
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Saya
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One more.
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>>3764110
Meira
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>>3764144
...Shit. Is it made out of gold or anything? Maybe I can look for it...
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>>3764142
Don't say that to me, say that to the squirrel that killed me.
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>>3764142
Like I said, not much I can do about it anyways.
>>3764138
>>3764121
>some food
>whoops
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>>3764144
That explains the asking me to not be evil, seeing as you used to be one of those selfless hero types
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>>3764121
That.. Sounds.. AWESOME!
How do I do it?!
Can you teach me?!

>>3764127
At least.
You had.
Friends.

>>3764138
Why isn't it?
Because you feel like it's your responsibility?

>>3764139
I wasn't just gonna let you suffer in pain!
I had to!

>>3764144
>She looks down at the apple slice, and then fiercely glares up at you, an intimidating fire shining in her eyes.
Do you want the apple slice?
>She asks again, though this time it sounds more like a threat than a question.
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Roster check.
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>>3764165
>>3764147
>>3764064
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>>3764160
You could have healed me instead.

>>3764165
Looks good on my end!
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>>3764144
..Hmh.

>>3764142
Yes... Only for a minute or two though. Garry was too tired, so he went to bed. I stayed up without him.

>>3764141
It's about being a cheerleader who is also a zombie slayer, who kills them with a chainsaw.

>>3764138
Awfully quick to part with her things then...
I'm sure it has some value to you at least.

>>3764160
Hm. It wasn't so bad... it was all I had to do for a while.
Why should I do that?
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>>3764153
>Places a coin on the counter.
This is one Eris.
>>3764158
I-I just don't want to see anyone hurt.
>>3764160
N-not really, no...
>>3764165
It looks good!
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>>3764165
It seems to be correct. You can start if you feel like it.
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>>3764165
You better not fuck this up while I'm asleep, little nigga.
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>>3764177
...That's one of the most amazing descriptions of a game I've ever heard, no question. How much does it cost?
>>3764178
...
>He is sweating profusely.
Is this enough?
>
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>>3764160
Yeah. My matters are my concern.
>>3764165
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3764177
Well, it's not as if it was her's to begin with.
>She grins, pulling a blood-red and white yin-yang orb out of a pouch
And ooh, yeah, pretty strong reminder of the past.
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>>3764160
And you had parents that cared enough to be around
>>3764178
People get hurt, it's life. Of course, the one getting hurt in my world tends to be me
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>>3764165
Alright we shall start now.

>>3764181
I won't make any promises.
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>>3764168
I wish I didn't find this sort of dedication amusing.
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>>3764196
>
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>>3764177
P-please, you have to pay for it!
I'm sorry it wasn't warm enough, I-I'll discount it!
>>3764189
I still don't see why paper is used as money...
How much is this?
>>3764193
I-I'm sorry!
>>3764196
S-sorry, but please help...
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>>3764189
I don't know. The same as most games these days.

>>3764191
It's a Yin-Yang...
It looks like it's important.

>>3764196
>starts up her chainsaw
Don't do that again.
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>>3764169
I don't have healing powers!

>>3764177
Hmm, c-cause, if you teach me, I'll let you snuggle my tail.

>>3764178
>A terrifying aura begins to emanate off of her, her eyes seeming to glow red, and a black fog begins to seep out from under her feet. She glares at you, holding out the half-eaten apple slice.
Do you want..
This apple slice?

>>3764191
Well, not anymore!
You said we were friends, didn't you? And friends share their burdens with each other! That's the rule!
It's my duty as a friend to help you out with your issues!

>>3764193
You don't know that yours didn't.
Maybe something tragic happened to them, and they were separated from you!
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>>3764212
No, you're wrong.
>he points to your boobs
You have big healing powers.
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>>3764196
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>>3764155
Ugh... Tracksuit stop dying..
>>3764156
Yeah, so you shouldn't worry so much about it..
>>3764177
But, you had fun right? The night sky is always so beautiful...
>>3764196
If only you played my songs on your station..
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>>3764216
H-Huh?!
>She grips her chest.
These?!
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>>3764212
E-eh?
>Ducks under the counter.
N-n-n-no violence inside the store!
>>3764220
He... he is evil. B-but he's also nice...
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>>3764210
I'm a bad guy, it comes with the territory
>>3764212
They were constantly on vacation in Italy, or France, or Spain, or Hawaii, or wherever. They didn't care to be around at all. They made a conscious choice to not be there
>>3764220
...Can you not?
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>>3764220
I'm not even shooting at you guys, don't have the stomach for it.. But what's your excuse?
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>>3764220
You think you could have been a bit kinder with getting me unstuck?

>>3764221
Tell her to stop being violent with me.
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>>3764210
Gold is used for 1 dollar coins in some places.
This is worth, get this, 40 US CENTS! I know! Crazy, right? Anyway, I'll look for some more money, hold on...
>>3764211
Not that much, I guess. Anything else happen?
>>3764212
Oi, mate. Can you stop doing that to Wiz? I can pay for you if you can't afford it.
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>>3764211
One of my big enemy's sacred yin-yang orbs, hehe. Powerful, too.
>She stows it away with a smirk
>>3764212
...Makoto. Don't.
>>3764221
Not like I can't find it a bit annoying anyhow.
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>>3764210
...How much? I expect a good discount.

>>3764212
>she shrugs
I don't really care about your tail.
...Actually, hold still for a second.

>>3764220
Where'd she go...!?

>>3764221
It was alright.It was too cold though, and I was a little irritated that Garry wasn't around more that night.
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>>3764220
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>>3764226
THOSE!
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Goodnight, everyone!
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>>3764168
That one was actually pretty funny
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>>3764251
Goodnight
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>>3764251
Goodnight.
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>>3764234
>>3764220
S-sorry! You being evil is j-just off-putting...
>>3764237
...A cent?
>>3764241
100 Eris. I-it's normally 300.
>>3764244
Ah! Welcome to my store!
>>3764251
Goodnight.
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>>3764251
Didn't you already go to sleep?
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>>3764231
>>3764237
>A few thumps later, she bolts in the opposite direction with her money and the trail mix. She leaves behind a smoke machine and red contact lenses.

>>3764234
M-Maybe.. They were spies.. That gave you away for your own safety..!

>>3764238
>She frowns, tilting her head.
Don't what? Help you?
Why?

>>3764241
Huh?
Well, a-alright, what're you gonna do?
>She stands still, not moving.

>>3764247
What about them??
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>>3764244

>>3764255
I'll admit I had a chuckle at their attempt.
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>>3764264
I was responding to an event.
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>be dreaming
>RPing was part of my drean
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>>3764272
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>>3764244
I'm gonna name you Washington!
>>3764251
G'night, dude!
>>3764260
The lowest amount of money you can have. About $0.01 Eris. Still looking for money, hold on... Found one! New Zealand gave it to me the other day!
>>3764268
...I guess you could say she was nuts!
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>>3764236
Alright little bro!
>>3764238
Hey Rika.
>>3764241
Well next time you can snuggle up and warm each other.
>>3764244
B-but you have a tank!
>>3764251
Goodnight, rest well!
>>3764269
How'd this even happen?!
>>3764268
Could you please not beat up and kill little bro Tracksuit again?
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>>3764244
Hm. I don't have much of an opinion on it.

>>3764251
Bye.

>>3764237
...Do I look like someone that does all that much?
>she narrows her gaze at him

>>3764238
What do you plan to do with it? Going to turn it into a weapon of your own?

>>3764260
Tch.
>she places one 100 yen coin on the counter.

I want you to make it again.

>>3764268
>she reaches over to touch you. At first nothing happens, but you see a flash of light and hear a jingle
...Wh...
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>>3764269

Oh my this is quite a short game~
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>>3764286
Deeeeeee
Boooooo
Deeeeeee
Boooooo
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>>3764260
Offputting? Why would it be offputting for just talking?
>>3764268
They were rich people with money from several industries
>>3764286
Greeeat...
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>>3764284
Well, I don't really want to talk about myself because that's rude... But, if you have nothing going on, I guess I could inflate my ego a bit more. Ask me anything!
>>3764286
NOT ANOTHER SHOOTING--
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>>3764286
Is there a chance I'll survive?
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>>3764280
I didn't mean to!

>>3764284
>She tilts her head, her ears flicking and her tail swishing curiously.
Huh?
What is it?

>>3764286
Ow..

>>3764292
....Maybe, um..
..
I don't have much else.
I'm sorry.
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>>3764251
Be seeing you.
>>3764268
Like I said, it's my concern.
>>3764284
...I doubt that, considering how much I dislike magic. Originally someone who wasn't of the bloodline couldn't even use it. As it were...just denying it from her's good enough for me.
>>3764280
Huh?
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>>3764268
T-Thief!
>The door magically shuts.
>>3764278
A-ah! A coin!
>>3764284
>Weighs the coin in comparison to one Eris.
A-ah, this will do! Thank you!
>>3764292
W-well, what if you're planning on doing something evil?
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>Sucks everyone's dick
Now buy me league of legends skins...
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>>3764268
They have the magical power to help revive anyone that's dying! All you have to do is plop them on the dying person's face and they'll feel all better!

>>3764271
Y-You heard nothing!
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>>3764286
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>>3764301
>LoL
M8, all you had to do was ask for a steam game, but no, you blew it.
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>>3764298
Is that enough, miss? Or do you want me to pay you more?
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>>3764286
Damn the floor... subjecting me to such an embarrassing death.

>>3764294
Hm.
...Motorcycles or cars?

>>3764296
>her mouth hangs open a bit, in a look of dull surprise
Strange. That's only supposed to happen in my dream.
...What are you?

>>3764297
Could I see it?

>>3764298
I expect it to be warm next time.I hope you understand that.
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>>3764297
And like I said, it's mine too, now!
If you're just gonna say the same thing then I will too!
There's no excuse why I can't help you. We're friends, aren't we? We're supposed to help each other! I'm happy to!

>>3764298
>She faceplants into the door and actually gets KO'd.

>>3764302
R-Really?!
I'll remember that next time!
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>>3764296
You smashed his head open like a coconut!
>>3764297
You're tanking this too seriously...
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>>3764310
Well buy me battleborn then.
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>>3764296
Don't be. It was my parents that left me at home while they lived in luxury in far-off places
>>3764298
I save that for my own world, usually, not this place
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>>3764316
What am I?
Well, I'm a beastkin!
Half human, half animal, but.. Neither!
Um.. If you don't mind me asking, what is it that happened?
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>>3764316
Motorcycles, no question. They're so fun to ride! It's like a two-wheeled car!
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>>3764317
Hm, you should! I know it would have brought me back to life in an instant, but instead you punched my head clean off...
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>>3764316
>Magically swoops in and gives her a huge hug from behind.
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>>3764307

Winner will be determined next slide.
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>>3764312
I-I suppose I can weigh it later...
>>3764316
S-sorry! I don't have a good sense of... temperature.
>>3764317
Sorry! Sorry, sorry!
>Runs over and takes trail mix.
A-are you alright?
>>3764325
O-oh! Sorry!
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>>3764316
>She appears to grimace for a moment, before shrugging and pulling it back out, offering the floating orb
>>3764317
You just don't get it....
>>3764318
>She lets out a loud groan of agony
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>>3764336
Ah, good!
>He pats you on the head forcefully. It hurts, but not too much.
Is there anything else I can try? I found out I have more money!
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>>3764334

And thus we conclude the game and we have our victor.
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>>3764318
He was suffering, though! I didn't want him to be in pain!

>>3764325
>She reaches over and starts petting your head, smiling.
Well.
I like you, for whatever that means.

>>3764330
S-Sorry! I'll remember my healing powers for next time!

>>3764336
>Her response is low, unconscious gurgling noises.

>>3764341
You're right! I don't!
That's why I'm gonna follow my heart and help you anyway!
Tell me what needs to be done and I'll do it, Rika! Anything! You need rare metal, don't you? I can look for it!
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>>3764341
Hehehe... What's wrong?
>>3764333
>Someone accused me of being you, am I you?
>>3764355
Why was he suffering though?..
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>>3764336
It would have been a safe assumption if it was any other villain than me
>>3764355
Don't pet me, I'm not a cat
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>>3764354

Congratulations Bikko.
>>
>>3764319
K
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>>3764326
...That's typically what happens when I get a new "power". I call them effects. But I'm not dreaming now. That's...weird.
I have the Beastkin effect now... At least that's what I'll call it.

>>3764336
You really don't...
Forget it.
>she gets up and takes the tea pot from you.
Where's your tea leaves? I'll just do it myself so you don't screw up.

>>3764328
..Agreed. The sense of speed is like no other.
What's your favorite time to drive?

>>3764333
>she sighs, but relaxes and puts her hands over yours
...I really wish you had been there more.

>>3764341
>she takes it from her. After a moment, she knocks on it a couple times and shakes it
>>
>>3764355
Or you could not hurt me next time. That works perfectly well too.

>>3764364
Way to go Bikko! I'm amazed people like you can even win this game!

Thank you for the game, Maria-tan!
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>>3764364

Placements for those whom care.
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>>3764364
Good job, Bikko. You're very efficient.

>>3764373
Thank you for that.
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>>3764366
Usually at night time. The city's so beautiful with all the lights on and stuff! Now it's my turn!
Ice cream or Pizza?
>>3764373
Congrats to Bikko, and thanks for hosting, dude!
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>>3764373

And our winner's winscreen, congrats again Bikko.

>>3764372
>>3764379
No problem~
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>>3764348
Ah! N-not so hard!
Y-You can always look at the magic items in my shop... I have plenty.
>>3764355
Create Water!
>Splashes water on your face.
>>3764362
I'm sorry I thought so bad of you, I'm sorry I thought so bad of you...
>>3764364
Good job! T-thank you for hosting!!
>>3764366
>Too shocked to respond.
E-e-eh!?
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>>3764364
Congratulations Bikko!
Thanks for hosting! I didn't die immediately so I'm happy!
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>>3764355
I doubt you've ever even heard of it.
>>3764360
That was just terrible.
>>3764364
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3764366
>She flinches at the action
Careful, now, that stuff can be volatile.
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>>3764373
>snores
>Thanks for hosting
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>>3764384
I'm not a dude! I'm a girl.
>Pouts.
And you're welcome.
>>3764389
>>3764390
>>3764391
>>3764393
You're welcome.
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>Door slams open

Ya-ho!

The Brigade Commader is finished with her otherworldy business and is now lurking the threads! Make sure you behave!
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>>3764401
Psh, I'm always behaved.
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>>3764360
I accidentally kicked him and hurt him!

>>3764362
>She continues petting you.
I know you're not a cat.
You're a nice person that deserves petting.

>>3764366
The Beastkin effect?
Well.. What is it?
Can you turn into a beastkin or something? That sounds like something straight out of a movie!

>>3764372
It was an accident!!

>>3764389
>She stops breathing as water enters her nose. Her face starts turning blue.

>>3764391
Then tell me what it is, so that way I know what I'm looking for! I'll definitely find it for you! Count on me!
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>>3764389
Magic things? Like what? Potions?
>>3764396
Sorry, dude-- I mean, ma'am!
>>3764401
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, NERD!
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>>3764409
I know, I know. Just don't do it again. I'm a fragile man, after all.
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>>3764407
Who's this guy? Someone call the police before he breaks something.

>>3764410
Nerd?! You obviously have your moes confused!
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>>3764410
Very good mister~
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>>3764389
Stop apologizing so much, it makes me feel like I fucked up the conversation
>>3764409
This is embarrassing
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>>3764416
>he knocks over a picture that was neatly framed on the wall
Oh no, did I do that?
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>>3764414
Well now I feel guilty..
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>>3764389
>she turns
Where's the stuff you use to make the tea, I said? I'm making it myself.

>>3764401
...Whatever.

>>3764391
>she holds it out and flatly states
"Activate".

...Hm.
>She rolls it to you
Catch.

>>3764409
I don't know until I use it, now do I?
Hm... Let's try. Will it really work?
>she closes her eyes for a second. Light envelops her, and another jingle plays before the light dissipates, leaving her with a smaller version of Makoto's ears and tail
...It really worked?
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>>3764409
I'm serious, it's sort of...semi-mythical.
>>3764401
I reserve my vandalism for shrines.
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>>3764360
>we're very similar in our speech patterns someone has said to me. we could be one with each other.

>>3764366
I hadn't upset you have I?
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>>3764410
I'm headed out for the night, sweetie. Have a wonderful day!
>He gives you a goodbye peck on the cheek
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>>3764391
Haha, I think it wasn't that bad..
>>3764409
Poor tracksuit was coughing up blood..
>>3764428
>... Don't say it like that, it's kinda questionable.
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>>3764409
A-ah! W-w-what do I do!?
>>3764410
Yes! A-also enchanted weapons and items...
>>3764422
A-ah! I'm sorry, you're not messing up it's just me!
>>3764425
P-please give back my teapot!
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>>3764435
>Wouldn't be the first time something was questionable.
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>>3764423
Excellent! Did the sound of it breaking remind you of anything?

>>3764425
Oi! Show some more enthusiasm!

>>3764427
Why shrines? Is there something special about them? Do you like making the strange bald people there mad? Wanna go with me to see if they change colors when they are?
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>>3764416
Yeah right, nerd! Anyway, where were we last time? Something about me being a cosplayer?
>>3764437
You wouldn't happen to have a staff, would you?
>>3764419
>He shudders.
Please don't say it like that. It, uh, creeps me out.
>>3764429
Goodbye, miss! I'll see you later!
>He blushes.
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>>3764448
As you wish sir!
>Giggles childishly.
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>>3764448
Miss? It's me, honey.
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>>3764448
>Dumps industrial waste into your rivers
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>>3764448
I do!
I-I have some on display, and I have some in the back as well.
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>>3764424
Good! I didn't know I could inflict that kind of mental damage on another person! I'm getting pretty damn good at this socializing thing!

>>3764445
It did, actually! It reminded me of the sound my bones made when they broke! How'd you know it reminded me of that?
WAIT, DON'T TELL ME!
You've got magic running through your blood, don't you?
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>>3764437
If you apologize so much it makes me feel guilty, like I did something to apologize for to you
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>>3764385
Thanks for hosting. And thanks everyone who thanked me.
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>>3764444
>Garry please don't rape me..
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>>3764428
A little. Where were you for so much of that? Towards the end you weren't even there...

>>3764384
...Ice cream, easily.

>>3764437
Nevermind, I found it myself.
You've got a lot back here, actually.

>>3764445
...
>she raises an arm and pumps it
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>>3764422
>She keeps petting.
Do you want me to stop?

>>3764425
>She takes a deep breath, her eyes wide at the sight of the girl.
Hoooohhh...
You're..
S-So...
CUTE!!
>She wraps her arms around you and starts playing with your tail, absolutely enthralled by your new features.
Adorable!!

>>3764427
Finding it is your goal, right? It's what you're going to do?
Then I'll make it my goal too! I don't see anything wrong with having the same goals as your friend!

>>3764435
Stop guilt tripping me!

>>3764437
>Her heart and pulse stop beating, her face turning purple.

>>3764460
>She swats you on the back of the head.
M-My emotions aren't a game, Subaru!!
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>>3764425
>She once again flinches, quickly leaning over to pick it up
Maybe it's still picky.... You don't feel that...tingle, huh?
>>3764435
Well, your sense of humor is weird, too.
>>3764445
I don't like religions, or more specifically shrine maidens. That's it, really.
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>>3764460
I was thinking about your hopes and dreams but there's nothing wrong with adding a little physical suffering into the mix! I hear bones get stronger each time they heal! How much of a beating can you take? I can I dump you into the Marianas Trench to see what's at the bottom without you being crushed?

No?!

Well a few more shatterings can hurt!

Get over here!
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>>3764468
You're welcome Bikko.
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>>3764471
You better be careful, or else you'll give me brain damage. You're a lot stronger than you think you are, Makoto-tan.
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>>3764471
It's so rare I doubt it even does exist where you're from at all. Not that I think I can convince you to stop trying anyways.
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>>3764453
...Oh- OHHH. Whoops. I couldn't tell it was you, honey. Forgive me. This old dude is still forgetful, it seems...
>>3764452
>He shudders again.
Eugh... Please stop that.
>>3764454
>Slaps you
OI! STOP THAT, NERD!
>>3764457
Really? What's the most efficient one you have?
>>3764470
Alright then... Chocolate or Vanilla?
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>>3764466
No, I-I'm just terrible...
>>3764470
>Shocked again.
E-eh! W-when did you...?!
>>3764471
D-Drain Touch!
>Forces life into you.
>>
>>3764485
It's late after all, see you around!
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>>3764469
>Now that's more questionable then anything I've said...I think.

>>3764470
The Homecoming you mean?...I believe I should give you an apology otherwise shouldn't I?
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>>3764470
Did a dying cancer patient donate for your arm transplant? Because that was weak! If only I had a few extra arms, I'd give one to you but I'm afraid it'll snap of boredom and choke THE REST OF YOUR DEPRESSING BODY!
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>>3764485
Efficient at what?
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>>3764478
BEFORE YOU DO SUCH A CRUEL THING, I MUST ASK YOU ONE THING:

Why are you so quick to hurt someone you've just met? This is a little unorthodox, even for me.
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>>3764489
See you later, sweetie!
>>3764494
Efficient at magic spells. Like, how fast you can cast one.
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>>3764480
My beastkin blood makes me a lot stronger than humans.. Plus my Impact just adds to that..
I can't really control it perfectly..

>>3764481
You can't!
Tell me what it's called, I'll find it eventually, I promise!

>>3764487
>She gasps back to life, throwing up a ton of watery vomit on the floor, staining the carpet.
Did I..
D-Did I almost just DROWN?!
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>>3764471
Sorry.. Wait isn't guilt tripping like blackmailing? I'm not trying to get you to do anything, I'm just recalling what happened.
>>3764472
Hmpf... Tanks.
>>3764491
>You said we could become one! That's pretty questionable! Aussa's here they'll tell you, Nu ruined that phrase for me...
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Your god is here

>installs Gentoo on all computers
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>>3764471
I would appreciate it if you did. I don't want to start liking it. Like, at all
>>3764487
No you're not. God damn it, now I feel bad for making you feel bad
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>>3764505
I-I mean, what sort of spells?
>>3764508
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!
>>3764512
Y-You're not making me feel abd!
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>>3764508
Maybe one of these days I'll teach you how to control yourself a little more. Who better to practice on than someone who's a living test dummy?

>>3764510
Please don't.
>>
>>3764471
Ghk..!?
>taken by surprise, she drops the chainsaw and struggles in your hold.
What th-the hell are you doing!? Let.. Let go of me...!

>>3764487
You weren't paying attention, were you?
>she sets the teapot down on the stove

>>3764472
Not particularly. No tingle at all. Then again, I've never done real magic, only dreamt I did...

>>3764485
Chocolate. More flavor to it. And I love how rich it can get~.

>>3764491
...I just wanted to know what happened.

>>3764493
Tch, this is what I get for entertaining your ridiculous behavior. It's the only thing you'll get out of me.
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>>3764472
I guess the God over there doesn't like you as well, as they say "pissu and lubbu". You'll start living an easier life when you stop angering the gods of some religion by vandalizing their shrines!

>>3764502
>Puts you in a headlock
Life is pain! Proof that your alive!
>Starts bending your joints in weird directions
You remind me of a King Crab! It's actually making me hungry!

>>3764485
WHAT?! It's just eraser shavings!!
>Sprinkles more into the river
>Masses of dead salmon rise to the surface
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>>3764510
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How do you stard your windowc?
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>>3764527
Maybe if you entertained me instead of my behavior, we'd have a long and fruitful relationship, er... Flip-Flop-chan.
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>>3764527
...
>Gives up and watches.
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>>3764523
You keep apologizing, so it feels like I am
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>>3764509
No! Guilt tripping is trying to make me feel bad on purpose!
Quit it!

>>3764512
Hehehe.. Okay, fine.
>She stops petting you, but drapes her tail around your neck like a fluffy scarf.

>>3764523
You almost just killed me!
D-Don't I get some kind of discount for that?!
The "free trail mix" discount??

>>3764524
I guess so, but.. There're some pretty realistic training dummies out there. And plus, I don't think it's possible to lower the minimum amount of power I can use. I can't really.. Be any gentler.

>>3764527
I'm hugging you, because you're cute.
>She raises her hands to your head, playing with your ears and petting your hair.
You don't mind, right?
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>>3764523
Offensive spells, like Fire and all that!
>>3764527
So do I, miss! One last question: Coke or Pepsi?
>>3764528
STOP IT!
>He slaps you again, with force.
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>>3764509
>We should perform the fusion dance then we can become one for ever. People tend to do that here haha.

>>3764527
>Clears throat.
W-well.. I thought we were going to sleep after the little..gift you bestowed on me. It was a simple mistake on which I should take responsibility on.
>>
>>3764533
>>
Evens host odds don't
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>>3764508
>She sighs softly
Hihi'irokane, that's the name.
>>3764509
Don't, just don't....
>>3764527
>She grimaces, clearly taking a moment to compose herself
...I guess you have a point.
>>3764528
Pfft, we don't even know what the Hakurei god is, and frankly I don't care if I step on some divine toes. I'll be shoving them off of us at some point, anyways.
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>>3764528
>his bones start cracking, and his face starts turning blue
C-Cut me some slack here! I didn't know I'd be forced into a fight with some sadist! You're almost as bad as Sarah-tan!

>>3764544
Man, you must be a force to reckon with during coitus.
>>
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>>3764549
>>3764509
>becoming one
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>>3764546
Did that tree just smack me?!

>Drops down to knees
>Starts ripping out the grass with both hands
>The blades scatter into the wind

Take that, America!
>>
...
>>
>>3764550
The funny part to me is that the Tesla motor drive components are basically the manufacturing equivalent of open source, so other automakers can make their own.
>>
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>>3764557
Oh my god, stop it!
>He throws a burger at you.
>Make that three.
>>3764563
!!!
>>
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>>3764553
>She writes the name of it down on a piece of paper, nodding. When she finishes writing, she looks up at you and smiles brightly.
I won't let you down, Rika! I promise, I'll totally find it eventually!

>>3764554
....During huh?
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>>3764553
You can always call upon your own gods to step on them holy corns for you! You don't have a god?! Where are your anti-god charms?! The way you're dressed! You're a middle school atheist?!
>>
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>>3764556
>no
>>
>>3764539
My name is Urotsuki for your information. And that's assuming I cared about doing so. I don't. And I especially don't appreciate those insults.
>she revs her chainsaw
I don't have anything else to say to you. Just my chainsaw~.

>>3764544
>your playing with her ears prompts her to squirm a bit
That... I-is no excuse! Let go of me..!

>>3764546
I've only had Coke. So I don't know, but probably that.

>>3764541
Hmh...I thought as much.
>when she's finished, she places 2 cups down and fills them with tea, taking a sip from one
And that's how you make tea.

>>3764549
I was, but... I had hoped for at least a response to it. You didn't, really.
>>
>>3764568
Oh, sorry about that.
Coitus is another word for sex.
>>
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>>3764544
... I'll admit, I wasn't expecting this
>>
>>3764544
I'm not making you feel bad on purpose, I'm just trying to express my horror.
>>3764549
>What's blue and purple make? I forgot the color chart.
>>3764556
>It used to be a romantic think until you came along!
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>>3764554
Men these days! Can't take a beating! Where are you on the seafood scale! You are demoted to shrimp! No wait... that's too harsh.

TIGER shrimp! Eh?! How about that?!
>>
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>>3764542
S-sorry, that's just how I am...
>>3764544
Y-y-you were trying to rob my store!
>>3764546
You don't need a staff for magic... w-watch.
Create Fire.
>A ball of flame appears in her palm.
>>3764574
I-I don't understand what's different...
>>
>>3764087
Dan is too hot. Hot damn.
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>Want to RP
>end up RPing with the same 3 people everyday because when I try to RP, they actually RP back
>>
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Dindu nothin
>>
>>3764553
I did just learn that apparently, I still have effects here...

>>3764581
It's actually hot, for one.
>>
>>3764584
>Don't want to RP
>Someone responds to my entry and I'm too nice to ignore it
>>
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>>3764592
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>>3764568
I doubt that...but even an ounce would help.
>>3764569
Of course I don't have a god, I can't stand the way we rely on them! And there aren't any such thing as anti-god charms...AND I AM NOT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!
>>3764587
Huh? What's that about?
>She calms down noticeably, idly tossing the orb in the air
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>>3764574
Well, that's all I have for questions. I guess I can answer a few more!
>>3764580
Dude, that's WAY too far. He's not THAT bad!
>>3764581
That's so cool! But England can't do that, so I have to get him a staff like in this picture I founf of him!
>
>>
>>3764580
But I hate shrimp! It tastes awful, and most times they're alive when I eat them! I can't take being something so low and so disgusting, even though it fits me well!
>he gets out of the headlock and goes spread eagle
Now attack me with full force! I'll show you I'm a lobster, or a crab! Whatever kind of seafood is annoying to eat!
>>
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>>3764581
Why is that, anyway?
>>
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>>3764566
OH GOD WHAT ARE THESE?! I can't pick them up with my asian chopsticks! But they smell delicious! How do I eat these?!

>Picks one up with hands and takes a bite

Oh.

!!!

Oh no! My skirt! It's... it's tight! I'm turning into one of you!!!

>Gets down on the floor squirming
>Takes more bites

There's still two left! They're getting cold!!

My asian culture forbids me from producing too much food waste and I don't have a doggie bag to take them home with!

It's destroying my very being!!
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>>3764556
>Speak of the devil and she shall rise.

>>3764574
I-I didn't mean for that to happen...I'm truly sorry for such a waste, I think that was the perfect moment,
>He smiles lightly and lifts your chin up lightly.
I don't know if this would...help but I do want to make it up toward you.

>>3764579
>I think it would be indigo?
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>>3764572
>Yes
>>3764579
>Teehee.
>>
>>3764592
>Want to Rp
>Nobody ever talks to you.
>>
>>3764584
>want to RP
>can never think of anything to say
>>
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>>3764603
>Well, I do keep the folder around just in case
>>
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>>3764574
Hehehe..
>She scratches behind both of your ears, before lowering one hand to your tail and scratching just above its base.
I know aaaaaalll of my kind's best scratching spots. It's soothing, isn't it? Being pet on the animal parts is really the best.

>>3764576
>She kicks you in the shin.
That's LEWD, SUBARU!

>>3764577
What? Someone being nice to you?
I don't have any reason not to!
You seem like a good person!

>>3764579
Well, quit! I already feel bad enough about it!

>>3764581
Not true! I was running to go get money, so I could pay you! And you knocked me out for no reason!

>>3764596
You have my word!
I'll look for it until we either get all we need or I die!
Your project is my project now, a hundred percent!
>>
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>>3764596
Look here Salty-chan! The clothes make the woman as the suit gives Ironmannu his powers! I swear to you, if you start wearing a sexy office outfit with a short skirt and tight top to show off your modest chest, God-senpai will notice you in no time!
>>
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>>3764604
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>>3764587
I-is it?
I can't tell...
>>3764599
Staves alone won't let you cast a spell... You have to know it.
>>3764601
I-I don't want to say.
>>3764617
I-I-I closed the door and you ran into it! Y-you took the bag and started running!
>>
>>3764592
>I feel like that's me.. Is it?
>>3764603
>I looked it up, I didn't get a real answer, but it looks beautiful..
>>3764604
>You pegged Ragna too hard.
>>3764617
Sorry... But please don't do it again, I don't like seeing people in pain, especially Tracksuit..
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>>3764620
>Glad to see you're still around
>>3764629
>Something something gratuitous innuendos
>>
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>>3764602
HAHAHAHA! YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE US, EXCEPT MORE ASIAN! You're not trying hard enough, dude.
>Eats one burger in one bite.
Want another one?
>>3764624
England knows how to do spells in his magic book, but he wants me to get another staff because his is antique, I guess. But I'd like to learn magic too!
>>
Post crazy HG theories!
>>
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>>3764599
Haha! I have given what he deserves!

You're just a... just a...

You're just a clown! A clown fish! I hope you go missing and no one finds you!

>>3764600
Prepare your body!

>Switches armband from SOS Brigade Commander to SOS World Heavy Weight Champion of Puncing Eagle Spread Men
>>
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>>3764636
C-Cola...
>>
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>>3764617
Just...don't do anything too crazy, alright?
>>3764618
Who's Ironmannu...? And what makes you think I WANT him to notice me?

...And saying it's modest is exaggerating.
>>
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>>3764635
>Usually am, always keep the folder on the off chance I want to play him. Which is rare but happens.
>>
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>>3764636
Learning magic is easy. You just need to be an adventurer and have a high intelligence... a-and a fitting job. I'm an arch-wizard.
A-and for the staff... well, I have plenty to choose from.
>>
>>3764637
Spike actually hates Sunset and wants to get close to her so he can hurt her in ways she'll never recover from.
>>
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>>3764617
I'm evil. And usually where I'm from I get the crap kicked outta me instead of comfort me
>>3764624
Eh, it's fine
>>
>>3764637
Cirno actually does exist
>>
>>3764617
>Scratches behind ears
>>
>>3764596
I don't know. My "powers" were already confusing and random enough before I left my house. Dreams aren't a science, you can't measure or really entirely make sense out of them.

>>3764624
...This is the last time I ask for tea from you.
>she takes another drink
Try the tea.

>>3764603
I... It can always be made up later. We have more time for it now.
>her cheeks flush, and she looks up into your eyes as you talk. She closes her eyes
...I'd like that.

>>3764617
Gh...
>she blushes, and even shivers a little when you scratch above her tail
I told you to cut that out...!!!
>she wiggles to get loose of your grasp and takes a step away
I am not your pet!
>>
>>3764646
cola onii-chan
>>
>>3764617
>he crumbles to the ground
It's almost like you're incapable of not hurting me...

>>3764640
>he falls the ground in pain
THAT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ONE MAN TO HANDLE!
>>
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>>3764653
>Never could bring myself to delete folders, either, which is why I even have her, Flame Champion, or Doga around
>>
>>3764637
Lambda is Alma Elma
>>
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>>3764640
BUT I GET MORE MONEY BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS! LOOK UP FINDING NEMO!
>>3764646
Churr, bro.
>He gives you a Coke. Not too cold, but not too hot.
>>3764655
Hm... Do you have a wooden one?
>>
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>>3764661
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>>3764635
>Remember when Nu had a valley girl accent?
>>
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>>3764667
Did someone say Cola!?
>>
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I am willing to guess there are only 24 you currently yes?
>>
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>>3764661
>>
>>3764635
>cameltoe
>>
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>>3764659
>I need to proofread
>>
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>>3764665
I'd appreciate you not draw unintentional comparisons to a certain something....
>She places the sphere in her lap
I suppose some sort of bleed-through or whatever shouldn't be entirely unexpected.
>>3764673
>What.
>>
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>>3764678
Yes.
>>
>>3764671
nigga bring back Seedot
Seedot was bae
>>
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>>3764671
>I have a folder for old folders that I don't use just in case. He isn't in there yet, so there is always hope.
>>
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>>3764670
>Performs SeePeeArr
>Starts punching you in the chest

Staying alive! Staying alive!(-Bee Gees.mp3)

>>3764674
>Dumps the cola into the river
HA! Trying to feed me your western black poison! How about a taste of your own medicine!
>>
>>3764677
shut up OKARIN
I'm referencing bad anime
>>
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>>3764661
>>
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>>3764677
>>
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>>3764624
Exactly! I needed to go get money, since I didn't have enough! I was going to come back!
But you knocked me out, and probably broke my nose! That's no way to treat your customers!

>>3764629
I'll TRY!

>>3764650
Hmm..
I can't promise anything.
I may die trying to get this metal for you, but that's fine, if it helps you achieve your goals!

>>3764659
You call yourself evil? That's not very common, y'know.. Are you sure you're really evil? Maybe you just have a bad opinion of yourself.

>>3764663
>She makes whatever noise squirrels make when they're happy.
Thank you, A-Anon..

>>3764665
>She giggles and sits down on the ground, shaking her head.
No, I know you're not my pet! It's just funny, seeing a new beastkin like this! I grew up knowing how great being pet was. It's probably a million times greater to discover it all of the sudden, huh?
Plus, your animal bits are absolutely adorable.

>>3764670
D-Don't talk about those sorts of things!
I'm not even married yet!
>>
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>>3764689
Very well, I suppose I can do a 24 for you humans.
>>
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>>3764678
>Probably less.
>>3764676
>How about the pirate one?
>>3764683
>Anon no
>>3764690
>I'm embarrassed anyone even remembers that. I never even made a folder for him, it was just a bunch of images.
>>3764694
>Never thought of that, I just have a handful of random folders
>>
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>>3764661
>Cirno is hated so much people are publicly trying to convince people he never even existed

Impressive
>>
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>>3764695
WAIT!
I'M ALIVE!
STOP BEATING MY CHEST! IT MIGHT CAVE IN!

>>3764700
What the hell does marriage have to do with coitus?
>>
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>Phone alarm goes off

Oh look at the time.

Well, it was short and fun! Just the way I like it. Asu-chan might host a game later.

>Just got home and have to do shit now
>C U L8er
>>
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>>3764700
I have an army of robots and want to take over the world. Of course I'm evil
>>
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>>3764615
>Which is a warm come back. good to see you.

>>3764629
>The most beautiful things can also be very deadly you know!

>>3764665
Very much true...but still, I'll make it up for you somehow. A surprise
>His gentle smile stays as he leans closer, laying a kiss onto your lip. keeping his finger gently on your chin.
This will be a gift.
>He sighs softly in relief as he stays close.
>>
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>>3764659
Thank you for understanding...
>>3764665
>Drinks some tea.
I-It's not different to me. Sorry...
>>3764674
Yes. Should I get it for you?
>>3764700
B-but you were going to steal it!
>>
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>>3764707
>when you get enough. It helps to categorize.
>>
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>>3764703
You make me blush, Bone-tan~
>>
>>3764700
Chittering
Chitters
>Continues scratching, seeking out the densest tangles, which cover the itchiest patches.
>>
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>>3764700
No, it's not, actually....
>>3764713
...Weird, crazy ladies.
>Have a good one.
>>3764717
>You, too. I've been trying to use Lambda more often, at least.
>>
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>>3764695
IT IS TOO LATE, CHILD! YOU ALREADY EATEN MY BURGERS, SO YOU WILL WANT MORE! Just you wait...
>He tries to do a villain laugh, but just does a chuckle instead.
>>3764713
See you later, dude!
>>3764703
Alfred Jones the American Hero
>>3764721
Yes, please!
>>
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>>3764713
Don't be so aggressive next time.
>>
>>3764730
>>3764730
>>3764730
>>3764730
>>3764730
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>>3764604
I think the idea of a yandere Nu legitly makes me shit myself.
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