HG Thread
Last stand Edition.
>>3620918
Kiss for you too, anon
>>3620894
Three what? Humans?
>>3620932
Darling only.
IT'S FUCKING OVER!
Now they're heading up high.
They can never touch the ground again.
Because it's a long way down.
>>3620920
Then when I become the ruler of Earth, alongside Shrimp Buddy, we'll have all the shrimp in the world ~de geso!
>>3620946
No one here has a cock remotely big enough for you
>>3620946
Vans.
>>3620924
But I'm not use to having to buy it at all. I'm use to just finding my food in the wild and there wasn't a settlement here the last time I went hunting here. People yell at me for walking through fenced areas and grabbing vegetables and fruits from gardens.
>>3620946
Elephants.
>>3620910
Regardless you were still grabbing me. I'm not really a fan of random grabbing.
>>3620924 (Hit-chan)
You're just saying it's idiotic, then I guess me calling you nice was idiotic?
>>3620926 (Kyoot Dargon)
>He grabs her antlers and lightly tugs on them
I mean maybe? I don't really remember but I've got to run this test.
>>3620956
Well damn man.
>>3620956
Hey! I was right ~de geso!
>>3620971
>Snake ears
Wait...snakes don't have ears!
>>3620977
its not a snake
its a lamia
>>3620956
I can't win this again, it would make Kongou cry, but you didn't have to kill yourselves too, idiots.
>>3620956
>Isn't it ironic that the girl who wants to die is the one not killing herself?
cerea never asked for this
>>3620974
>She flinches as you grab her antlers
What kind of test? Is it one of strength?! That sounds like it could be a lot of fun!
>>3620966
...
So you're a thief? I changed my mind.
>>3620974
Not like you saying it or your opinion has any weight, so yes, you can call it idiotic.
>>3620958
Yeah!
>>3620977
I'm a Lamia, not a snake.
Also, snakes do have ears. Right on their jawbone.
>>3621001
Join the fun.
>>3620989
Don't forget the slime.
>>3621012
Not external ones like that, and Lamias aren't real.
>>3620956
Oh my lord. What the hell.
I am making the Win Card right now. Be patient~!
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3621003
>Her stomach growls and she frowns
I don't understand the concept of putting fences around gardens. Are you trying to keep animals out? Please don't be mean lady. You said you'd buy me some fruit and got my stomach all excited.
>>3620971
>>3620961
Hey! Just because she needs a healthier diet doesnt mean shes fat!
>>3621002
Just checking to see if they're attached. Alright looks like I have to believe you now little Dargon. Sorry for doubting you.
>>3621003
I'd like to call you idiotic, how does that sound?
>>3621004
Y-you actually did it though. I know the difference between saying you do something and actually doing it....forget it. I don't have the energy to debate this.
>>3620959
>>3620961
>>3620971
A-All you do is constantly berate me for my size! Y-You are all the worst!
>>3621010
And then... Humanity will be my slaves and I'll have them do stuff for me ~de geso.
>>3621022
Thanks for hostink ~de geso.
>>3621031
>Rides
>>3621022
Omedeyou Bikko-chan!
(Thanks for hosting)
>>3621022
Thank you for the game.
>>3621022
Thank you for hosting.
>>3621025
I want to do absolutely nothing with a [thief] like you. My previous experiences with one already proved that [thiefs] like you are the worst kind of [criminals]!
>>3621027
From your mouth? Idiotic.
>>3621031
I stuck up for you before. They'll never admit they know you're a perfectly normal size, rippling with lean muscle, while you're around. They, rather sadistically, enjoy watching you feel bad about it.
>>3621035
Awh no, I'm not going back to slavery.
We fought a war for that shit.
>>3621031
I think you are best girl Cerea. Ignore them
>>3621022
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3621035
Okay, that's a little fucked up.
>>3621014
WOuld you fuck the snek and the slime, spider-chan?
>>3621022
Congratulations, miss, and thank you for hosting.
And good afternoon, you fine fellows! How goes things?
>>3621022
WIN CARD AND STAND BY FOR THE NEXT GAME....
If I am not tired.
>>3621054
Well, when I'm in control you won't have a choice. That's how it works ~de geso.
>>3621031
We all do it for fun, don't take it to heart cow.
>>3621046
It's fun messing with her since she believes anything she hears.
>>3621017
How do you even know you're even real?
>>3621026
It's gonna take more than just a healthy diet if she needs a crane to get in and out of buildings..
>>3621031
Don't worry, you'll find someone who will love you for your size someday.
>>3621030
>He just starts walking away
>>3621044
From your mouth? Idiotic.
>>3621067
I wonder how effective bullets are against you. I would guess... extremely.
>>3621061
I don't see anythink messed up with that at all. I'm goink to have humans clean the oceans they polluted and bring me shrimp ~de geso.
>>3620815
H-Hello? Where did you go?
>>3621078
Says you. Who can only say idiotic things.
>>3621067
So... why can't we just have peace?
>>3621062
I-I'm dedicated to Izaya!
>>3621090
>angryvaderface.jpg
there can be no fucking peace
>>3621087
I took care of her so nothing would get in the way between our love!
>>3621089
If it's on someone else's property? No. If you take it from someone else, it's a [crime].
>>3621080
What... What makes you ask that ~de geso?
>>3621090
If you don't fight back it will be peaceful ~de geso.
>>3621084
Don't you think they might get a little...fed up? There's 7 billion humans then Shrimp Buddy and you.
>>3621103
But that GETS in the way of my love.
>>3621091
What if Izaya would ask you to?
>>3621104
I'm sure I chose this image and not that one.
>>3621088
Says you. Who can only say idiotic things.
>>3621089
H-hey I'm sorry! You just didn't seem trustworthy at the time. You don't need to cry! Your mommy and daddy are very real!
>>3621099
>He's too far by now
>>3621105
If you actually try to invade, you'll be shot. Many times. Until you die.
>>3621107
Sounds like we've got the upper hand then ~de geso.
>>3621041
>>3621063
>>3621056
Thank I guess.
>>3621064
Thank you once again for hosting.
>>3621111
I said our, not your...
>>3621121
...
>>3621127
That includes mine.
>>3621121
>Chases after
>>3621123
Uh no, that means you don't have the upper hand.
>>3621122
T-that doesn't scare me ~de geso...
>>3621125
I'm glad I chose you to win ~de geso.
>>3621114
Izaya would never do such a thing because he loves me too much.
>>3621089
>I'm a big dummy who didn't realize I didn't use an image
>>3621104
>>3621115
But when did a fence mean it was someone's property?! When did that become a thing?
>>3621121
A mean lady keeps *sniff* calling me a thief and criminal because I tried to get food.
Good afternoon everyone.
Alright. I am feelin' it.
FIRST! :
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ENTER YOUR TRIBUTES. NOW.
>>3621155
When the owner decided to build a fence around their property.
>>3621169
Squid Girl
>>3621142
I don't know if you've noticed, but Shrimp Buddy and I are crazy strong. We can take on as many humans as we need to ~de geso.
>>3621152
No he doesn't. He only cares for himself.
>>3621169
Fyxe
>>3621169
Ross
>>3621169
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3621169
Joan Sebastian
>>3621169
Colonel Sanders
>>3621169
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3621169
Hiyoko Saionji
>>3621099
And yet you defend a horse.
>>3621169
Rachnera
>>3621169
Brownie
>>3621169
Intocable
>>3621169
Foxy Rena
>>3621169
Naoe Yamato
>>3621146
Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government; or
Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells, distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter advocating, advising, or teaching the duty necessity desirability or propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or
Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society, group, or assembly of persons who teach advocate or encourage the overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group, or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction.
If two or more persons conspire to commit any offense named in this section, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction.
As used in this section, the terms “organizes” and “organize”, with respect to any society, group, or assembly of persons, include the recruiting of new members, the forming of new units, and the regrouping or expansion of existing clubs, classes, and other units of such society, group, or assembly of persons.
>>3621169
Bikko
>>3621169
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3621169
Polt!
>>3621169
Makina Irisu
>>3621169
Lord Dimple
12 days!
>>3621169
HisaRyu Amber
>>3621172
>Pouts
But it wasn't their property to begin with to build the fence..
>>3621169
The Crimson Demon
>>3621169
Klopp
>>3621169
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3621169
X7-10
>>3621169
The Dude
>>3621169
Shut the fuck up Aqua
>Entry
>>3621169
Weegee
>>3621169
Seth
Rollins
>>3621169
The order grand
>>3621169
Eila Ilmatar Juutiainen
>>3621169
Ruby Gloom
>>3621188
I defend everyone. Someone has to.
>>3621169
Fox CIA
>>3621138
See how annoying you are when you act like that?
>>3621141
God dammit! Why are you so intent on talking to me?
>>3621155
You're hungry? Well I have a lot of extra food since I've been cooking a lot lately. Do you want some of my leftovers while I talk to this mean lady?
>>3621169
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3621169
Takumi
>>3621169
Charles Manson
>>3621169
Anna
>>3621169
Hayato
>>3621169
Illya
>>3621169
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3621168
Hi! Good afternoon to you! How are you doing?
>>3621209
Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid one punch man clone
Die
>>3621233
I like you.
>>3621202
That doesn't sound like my problem at all ~de geso.
>>3621169
Yoshida Saki
>>3621146
Thanks as well kid.
>>3621169
Elly
Late on the first game...how embarrassing.
>>3621168
Good afternoon, miss.
>>3621253
Oh boy, one of these.
>>3621210
Just accept the fact that you're a [criminal] now.
>>3621233
I don't remember repeating what others say like a child.
>>3621205
Here you go mang.
>>3621175
>shoves you down
>puts a gun to your head
>>3621259
You know, you should just petition the governments of the world rather than invading.
If you use your cuteness effectively along with a good slogan I think you could become the elected world leader.
>>3621250
Today's been pretty nice, thank you. I don't think we've met though you seem familiar?
>>3621271
Good afternoon Miss Elly! Did things go well with Miss Kazami?
>>3621238
#BlameTakumi
>>3621280
SQUID GIRL 2016
>>3621280
I will die before I let an alien rule me.
>>3621276
Would you look at that? This will be framed and placed on my wall for everyone to see!
>Amazing, thanks!
>>3621228
Eila is beautiful.
>>3621277
>Takes it away with tentacles.
Stop that ~de geso.
>>3621280
What sort of slogan should I use ~de geso?
Alright The rosters are set!
PREPARE YOURSELF
First 5 Trades! GO!
>>3621282
I'm pretty new here yes, I don't think we've met too. Maybe I feel familiar to you because you are a furry robot? We're not so different.
I'm Fyxe, you?
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
Let's start this morning off right with some radio calisthenics! Raise your arms high up, almost to the point of touching heaven itself, and yell "VICTORY!"
>>3621306
>>3621244
>>3621203
Make it so
>>3621306
Looks good.
>>3621233
Yes please. I'd be very thankful my stomach was starting to hurt.
>>3621275
>Her eyes begin to water more and more
BUT WHY! Why am I a criminal?!
>>3621306
Trade out Seth Rollins for my belt, thanks.
>>3621285
>>3621304
Umm... depends on what your main policy is.
I'm no campaign manager.
>>3621303
Thanks, Eila!
>>3621306
>>3621314
>>3621209
This guy is just itching to take my spot.
What's his name? Subaru?
>>3621314
Victory!
>>3621306
Prepare yourself Rokkenjima!
This time I will solve your secrets once and for all!
>>3621314
Don't be so loud Subaru-kun, there is a game going right now.
You seems to be very well today, I'm happy.
>>3621314
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
>>3621314
Shut up. It's too early to listen to you shouting.
>>3621319
Because you took something that wasn't yours without the permission of the owner. I knew you were a shady one.
>>3621330
Natsuki Subaru, sir...or fart. I don't know what you are, but thanks!
>>3621326
Inkvasion ~de geso!
>>3621258
T-that's fine but I have no idea who you are! You can't expect me to really treat you with the respect and patience I give to others if I have no idea of the person you are.
>>3621275
You're just repeating a few key phrases over and over so it's essentially the same thing.
>>3621319
>He brings out a few sandwiches
Here, go nuts Dargon.
>>3621306
Ready!
>>3621352
Yes you do! We talked last night!
>>3621306
Best of luck to everyone!
>>3621310
I'm Brownie, a member of Nyorobotics. It's nice to meet you Miss Fyxe. Also, what do you mean by "furry?" I'm mostly silicon and composites.
>>3621314
勝利!
>>3621302
Don't thank me yet, you might have earned your title of absolute madman in my absence, but now that I'm back I'm gonna show you why this place called me the real absolute madman first.
>>3621306
A flying head and a band of terrible rapers.
Great.
>>3621314
I ain' seein' th' point of doin' so. We ain' on th' radio now are we?
>>3621347
.... This is opposed to invasion.
Why are you invading? To protect and clean the oceans right? So have some sort of slogan about protection the earth's ecosystems or something.
>>3621344
Evil spirit is the proper term.
Good luck out there kid!
>>3621317
Your sacrifice is appreciated. I can not communicate fast through this device.
>>3621063
Elly.
>>3621168
What are you?
>>3621314
victory.
>>3621282
Mercifully, yes. I didn't even need to fight her as I expected I would. I should've just known she was merely upset the other times!
>She laughs loudly
>>3621314
I'm afraid I've already done my morning stretches and the like...about 9 hours ago.
>>3621352
It's hard to say anything new about some idiot wanting to befriend me this much. You're like the 4th person trying to do that.
>power cuts out for the entire neighbourhood
>phone battery almost dead
>>3621362
So I should write somethink that tells everyone how bad humans are ~de geso?
>>3621306
Nothing bad, Host.
I'll claim this match for the Kingdom of Hoshido!
>>3621332
Louder! You need to scream it from the bottom of your heart!
>>3621333
I'm always happy when I wake up and it's not the same as when I woke up four days ago, you know? Returning from death can be a real bitch sometimes...
>>3621334
THAT'S GOOD TOO, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL WIN!
>>3621341
See, this is why you're never happy. You have to wake up with a positive mentality, or else your whole day is going to be ruined.
>>3621371
>Not having a mobile charger
>>3621364
Break a leg or two.
>>3621377
>she sighs
VICTORY!
>>3621377
OH WE WILL WIN!
>>3621358
By furry I meant the animal head on an humanoid body. Most furries aren't covered in fur, it's most like... colored skin.
Nice to meet you Brownie, you reminds me of Jenny, the teenage robot. I like that!
>>3621364
Oh! Hello, Miss Ramlethal, I hadn't noticed you there!
>>3621377
My day's been going rather well until you and the other fool showed up.
>>3621341
>Begins to flail her arms throwing a fit
But they took the land without permission either! So they were criminals first!
>>3621352
>Grabs one of the sandwiches and begins to pull the crust off the bread eating it first.
Tham-mk yhou.
>>3621314
H-Huh? It's too soon to scream Victory so suddenly.
>>3621371
Getting real fucking tired of this image.
>>3621373
No, you want to write something that would get the humans to vote for you. Speaking bad about the voters is the opposite way to do that.
>>3621385
>no electricity
>having a mobile charger when in my lifestyle it would be redundant
I'm more pissed about no internet
>>3621358
I couldn't quite make that out. Could you say that one more time, maybe with a little more volume?
>>3621361
This has nothing to do with a radio. It's a way of boosting moral, so to speak.
>>3621363
Then how come you look like a fart? I mean, I guess farts are evil, but it kind of makes you look more silly than threatening.
>>3621364
LOUDER, RAMBO!
>>3621366
N-Nine hours ago!? How early do you wake up every day...?
>>3621385
where can i play this
>>3621306
I'll remove that one Cringy ass event after this...
Anyways..
BLOODBATH! THE NOT SO BLOODBATH I MEAN.
>>3621377
Yes I remember seeing you pretty down, 4 days ago, I'm glad it's over.
I don't know about returning from death, but here it's mostly painless as far as I experienced.
If you're switched into the game : Good luck.
>>3621395
I'll keep posting it till my death
>>3621371
>current year
>not having a battery bank
>>3621355
The polite anon? Why were you being so skeevy today then?
>>3621368
It's hard to say anything new about some idiot wanting to befriend me this much. You're like the 4th person trying to do that.
>He gives her a wink
>>3621393
Wow, you were pretty hungry. Do you not like the crust?
>>3621405
Aw.....
>>3621314
Be quiet Subaru. The hunt is about to begin and the last thing I need is a loud kid next to me.
>>3621306
>>3621360
There is always rooms for more maniacs in here, but if you want to turn this into a competitions then so be it!
>
>>3621386
Just gonna sit back huh? Nothin wrong with another win on your belt kid.
>>3621405
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECH-
>Dropkicked
>>3621387
That's more like it! I'm proud of you, champ. What's your name, and why're you here?
>>3621388
ONLY ONE PERSON CAN WIN, KLOPP. THEY QUESTION IS, WHO?
>>3621391
Y-You've found another fool already? Man Sarah-tan, you sure do get around fast. How many other men do you plan on calling a fool before you're satisfied?
>>3621398
What do I say then? I don't know what humans like ~de geso.
>>3621402
I typically don't sleep.
>>3621400
>D-Damn, I would too
>>3621403
>It doesn't exist.
>>3621405
And I thought that fall over a pit was enough...
>>3621405
>>3621419
Don't you dare slap me, you creepy fucking pedo!
>>3621405
Dogs aren't knows as good finders for nothing.
My flair will led me to the treasure!
>>3621386
Of course. I do not need to be told to break the legs of others.
>>3621390
It is fine. I am having errors with this place.
>>3621402
I can not make myself louder.
>>3621405
With the name change, some will not expect it is me.
>>3621314
Is this how losers blind themselves that they are actual winners ? How unsurprising.
>>3621322
Very funny Ambrose, very original.
Trying to swap out those you know you can't beat, I'm disappointed in your lack of fighting spirit.
>>3621405
I don't know what is this place but one thing I know for sure is that when I win I'll rename that island into a way better name.
>>3621416
I was joking with you! I also agreed to ask Fumi to not do that.
>>3621430
That's why you should get a campaign manager that knows humans well, and knows how to manipulate people's thoughts.
I'd go with Yamato personally.
>>3621393
I'm sure they have papers about being the owner of that land. You just don't understand how the world works in general.
>>3621405
He is probably one.
>>3621416
...
>german suplexes Yamato
>>3621425
...
I don't really understand what you mean. You thought that you are the only fool around here? I don't know if that means you're self-loathing or you think too much of yourself.
>>3621441
I want rammy's dress to eat me
>>3621364
I'm a mechanical idol, built to entertain and promote. It's nice to meet you, miss.
>>3621366
Oh, that's fantastic! I was honestly worried that Miss Cirno's tales of her... vivacity would come to pass again.
>>3621389
Ah, that makes sense then. We just use a different term for it back home. And thank you for the compliment; it's nice to see some more civil tributes in these games.
>>3621394
It's never too early to pump yourself up for the oncoming game. If you don't do it yourself, then who will?
>>3621405
This mean I'm dead?
>>3621409
And good luck to you as well! I'll make sure to do a better job of protecting you this time!
>>3621419
I don't get why this time is any different than the other times I have yelled. It's not going to distract you or make you lose.
>>3621425
I'm Angela Larrazabal, of the 504th Joint Fighter Wing. I have no idea why I'm here.
>>3621416
Nmou...
>Finishes chew the crust
It's suppose to have the most nutritional values in a sandwich! Mommy always told me that it was the most important part cause of that.
>>3621449
Well I was around before they ever put up a house around the berries and vegetables. They even chased off the local wildlife for me to hunt!
>>3621448
Who's that ~de geso?
>>3621405
Welcome to your first day in the Island! How is the Island treating you so far?
Well now, Satou gives the most highest of hospitality already!
And you guys suck at smash.
>>3621425
ME!
>>3621458
It's true that there are some... impolite people here, mostly anons. But I'm hoping it's just the heat of the game making them like that. They're not genuinely bad.
>>3621405
>>3621416
Fun's over! I'll turn this beach into a mine field soon and all of you better get out of here, unless you want to make things easier and blow yourselves up.
>>3621436
If you won't listen to words then you will listen to violence. I'm turning this beach into a warzone, get out or get yourself killed.
>>3621441
Oh? How so, miss?
>>3621458
She never did care for intruders...but I was able to meet up with her while she was outside of the Garden, and, well...if not convinced her of how it was, was able to at least amuse her with my devotion.
>>3621431
That's not good for your mental health, Elly. Have you ever seen nightmare on elm street? That might happen to you after four days.
>>3621441
How about you whisper it to yourself, or better yet get it tattooed onto your body?
>>3621443
I don't know, what do you do to blind yourself into thinking you're a winner?
>>3621449
I-I feel used, Sarah-tan. I had no clue you were seeing other people...
>>3621459
Heh! You mean me, protecting YOU! I just got taken by surprise last time, but it'll be different today.
>>3621469
Nice found weegee-san. You're not so bad after all. Just don't lurk on Subaru again, okay?
>>3621446
Learn some better jokes please and do you even know Fumi?
>>3621449
>He slams on the ground
AH! GOD DAMMIT! Why are you so bad with teasing?!
>>3621462
T-then why did you separate it from the sandwich?
>>3621436
P-please calm down we can build sandcastles later.
>>3621477
I don't really get it but I'm not a fan of blowing up so have fun down here I guess.
>>3621469
D-did that old guy set this up? Oh my god I can't believe I pulled that off.
>>3621443
Hey, The belt has feeling too you know, not like you would know that since you cheated on it with the US belt.
You even held the US belt at the same time as her, for shame Seth.
>>3621469
SLAP ME ALL YOU WANT, IT AIN'T GONNA CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'M THE CHAMP AND I GET TO BRAG ABOUT BEING CHAMP.
>>3621469
Thank you, I'll treasure this with my mouth.
>>3621276
>>3621419
Impressive card Satou. I hope to win that one day.
>>3621452
How odd. No one ever wants to die from the dress.
>>3621469
How much currency this is worth?
>>3621481
Troubles responding and such. That is over now I believe. It is nice seeing you.
>>3621485
I will take the first option.
>>3621469
You people can do whatever stupid shit you want, I'm taking a nap!
>>3621477
I won't listen to violence you nasty little creep! My dad's gonna kill you when I get out of here, or maybe I'll do it myself!
>>3621469
You guys suck, you don't even know how to wavedash.
At this rate you should just make a 3 on 1 handicap match against my Marth.
But you still won't win.
>>3621485
I've gone years without it, sir. It's not truly a...requirement, at least not for me, and I simply cannot rest and run the risk of an intruder.
>>3621491
How strange...likewise, miss. How've you been?
>>3621460
...Say that one more time, but slower. I didn't quite get your name, or what you're doing here. You kind of look like a soccer player though.
>>3621469
Playing on the beach with two girls? Don't mind if I do~
>>3621471
WHAT ABOUT YOUR WHOLE TEAM!?
>>3621488
Of course I know Fumi, and ok, I'm sorry alright?
>>3621423
I've had a long day Deano.
>>3621469
A R E N A
And you guys are one by one falling down like flies.
>>3621500
WE WILL WIN ALL TOGETHER
>>3621484
...I don't like him. He was pretty mean to me before ~de geso.
>>3621500
Um, I'm Angela Larrazabal. ...Did you get that?
>>3621496
When are we going to play Sm4sh again, nigger?
>>3621459
Right, being prepared for any battle Physically and Spiritually is the most effective way to achieve a Victory.
I guess I would join you some time later, but for now I can't do anything because I made a little mistake that brought me out of the competition...
...Geez.
>>3621488
T-to eat it first? Is that really so weird to pick something apart as you eat it? I always watched Mommy and Daddy rip things apart as they were eating. I thought it was only natural.
>>3621516
They saw my antlers, so I baaaawed at them and they ran on by! It was so much fun!!
>>3621475
Ehh, sometimes it's not just the anons. A few of the players tend to take the simulations a biiit too seriously. Last time I was here I had to distract a girl with weapon trivia to keep her from trying to cut me open.
>>3621481
Are you still staying with the Scarlets or have you found new lodging as of late?
>>3621520
... Really? What did he do?
>>3621516
That's something new.
>>3621516
Nice goats...co-
>>3621516
S-Sorry! I'm awful!! Fear took the better of me!! I hate myself for what I did.
>sees that Subaru is alive
AAahh! At least you're still there!
>>3621516
Come at me you stupid goats! I'll tear y-
>>3621486
That's not how this game works. The men protect the women, so that's exactly what I'm going to do!
>>3621491
What's wrong with a tattoo? I think it would make you look scarier, which is what you want, right?
>>3621497
I'm amazed at how great you look despite that. It's not everyday you get someone who goes years without sleeping and looks as cute as you.
>>3621516
That's alot of hands.
>>3621516
THIS IS WHY I HATE FURRI-
>>3621516
Well... F me.
Tchhhh...
>>3621497
I have been thinking a lot recently.
>>3621516
If this is how I die then so be it. Hmm? They have vanished.
>>3621458
You have a strange design. Not like Kaito's at all.
>>3621533
It was a really long time ago. I don't really remember too well ~de geso.
>>3621515
You uh, you alright there? I mean, you do what you want, but I'm just thinkin it's been a while since I saw you, think she'd want to see my new belt.
>>3621516
Is this what I've become, the same kind of traitor as Seth?
...
Ah fuck it, I don't know the guy anyways.
>>3621553
But you are a furry.
>>3621560
You should give him a chance then, plus if you win then what will it matter? He'd be under your rule anyway.
>>3621531
>She shakes her head
No, I reside at the Garden of the Sun now, since she's finally accepted us back.
>>3621546
It's part of the package deal, after all.
>>3621557
Of?
>She lets her scythe float in the air, and takes a seat on the handle
>>3621531
True! Some people hated me just for wearing fur too. But they mostly made me laugh.
You're still alive. I'll be rooting for you! Good luck!
>>3621469
Infecting rats with that posion was a good move after all! I wonder who else will be desperate enough and fall for this trap.
>>3621459
You make a loud episode every day? Good thing I'm not around when you give your "good mornings" and deafen this man's poor ears.
>>3621488
Hm? Oh! You're the kid I almost killed that day! Feeling better, boy?
>>3621492
Now that's a lot of anger encapsulated in that body of yours, little lady. Killing is how the big adults play around here, can you handle the fire?
>>3621462
It's not my problem if you can't get used to the modern world.
>>3621485
...
So you were a masochist in the end? I should've known.
>>3621488
Why are you so bad with physical violence?
>>3621516
...
What the hell did just happen?
>>3621516
Simply... Vanish like flies.
>>3621519
ALL OF US!? BUT HOW!
>>3621521
I'll just call you Angel instead.
I'm Natsuki Subaru by the way. I'm glad you could accompany me with my radio calisthenics. It's not everyday people are willing to do that stuff out in public.
>>3621526
Eh? What kind of stupid thing did you do this time around?
>>3621545
Pfft
>>3621574
No I'm not.
>>3621570
I'll be fine. You got a new belt?
>>3621485
What I do to convince myself I'm a winner ? Are you kidding me ?
I AM a winner. There's a reason I'm surrounded by the gold, the spotlights and the fame.
>>3621489
Since when are you a belt expert ?
Besides you're the one treating her like shit, you nearly forgot her in that taxi.
>>3621516
I WASN'T READY
>>3621524
When you finally get good.
>>3621576
That's a pretty good point you've got there ~de geso.
>>3621588
okay maybe those fireworks weren't so good and a tad bit too big.
>>3621546
If I can not be threatening on my own then I do not deserve it.
>>3621579
Odd is it not? It has been about my whole situation.
>>3621588
Your relationship is valuable. Do not end it on this.
>>3621586
I have gotten use to quite a bit of the modern world though.
>She holds up two guns
See I know how these work. Usually people stop chasing me into the woods when I brandish these!
>>3621590
Yeah...I'd prefer if you didn't call me that. I'm no Angel.
>>3621546
W-Well.. Maybe it's true for humans, but us kamis and youkais aren't exactly the same.
Good to see you're still alive, though. But I'll show you I'm just as strong as any male here!
>>3621594
Sorry... I acted on instinct.
Nice ANIMAL ears and tail you have, miss, by the way.
>>3621423
...shied...
>>3621590
TEAM WORK!
>>3621488
No! I won't calm down! That sack of shit slapped me and then didn't even apologise! How do you expect me to calm down, you're too stupid to even be my slave!
>>3621582
Don't call me little, you ugly pervert! I can handle the fire just fine, old man, better than you!
>>3621590
Don't snort at me.
>>3621601
Hey, she forgot something in the Taxi, I was just waiting for her.
>>3621588
Ha, lasted longer then Seth, time to bring this one home Deano.
Wait, kid, the heck are you holdin the-
>>3621588
I'm the murderer of course! And I'll keep killing until it becomes a well known fact.
>>3621613
Just another of our little arguments, we're gonna be fine. I guess this comes with taking care of someone.
>>3621588
Beware of the caged dog. Extremely Dangerous.
>>3621613
I wouldn't say that, in such a case...it is rather important matter to you, is it not?
>>3621579
Sign me up for that packaged deal! I want to look just like you, Elly-tan!
>>3621582
I'm not louder than that gun you carry around with you, and it's all for a good reason too! I'm trying to boost moral around here!
>>3621586
And you're a sadist, so it sounds like we're a perfect match for each other!
>>3621613
>>3621588
Don't you tell me what to do, Rambo! If I back down now he'll assume I always back down!
>>3621501
It's fine, just don't do it again.
>>3621516
Well....the old dude wasn't gonna make it no matter what we did.
>>3621527
I mean normally you take something off of food if you don't want to eat it. I was just saying to eat the crust along with the sandwich rather than just having it separate.
>>3621582
I'm incredibly sore....but alive. So better technically.
>>3621586
I'm sorry pain is such a normalized thing to you but that doesn't mean you have to inflict it on others if you don't know how to respectfully deal with them.
>>3621629
>He chops her forehead
Shut it~
>>3621603
Plus, think about it this way.
If you invade, you will need to amass a military force strong enough to take over the world. Lives will be lost and who knows if you will even succeed.
If you run for president no lives will be lost and you can try again every few years, with each time you run you can amass more followers for this peaceful invasion.
>>3621636
Well I'm glad you can join us, Mister.
>>3621557
Admittedly, there might be some cultural blindness on part of my design but I've made my peace with it. From what I was told, I was intended to invoke the imagery of a Playboy Bunny in power armor.
>>3621579
Hmm, I can't image a sunflower field to be too hospitable though.
>>3621580
Thank you for that. It really means a lot to see people cheering me on even after I've failed to win for almost 5 months now.
SIERRA
HOTEL
ECHO
DELTA
>>3621636
And now series of peace. #1
>>3621648
Don't touch me you nasty fuck! You're even worse than that gross old man!
>>3621616
>takes one of her guns away and disassembles it in a few seconds
>throws the pieces to the ground
Prove it. Put it together again.
>>3621647
What made you believe that I find it enjoyable to hurt you or others?
>>3621648
You don't deserve any respect if you act like a child while you're supposed to be a young adult.
>>3621636
They are dangerous.
>>3621646
It is. I still miss her.
>>3621632
Hmph. I would nott know that.
>>3621647
Fair enough.
>>3621655
A what?
>>3621655
Five month ???
Well... it's a bit frightening to think about it. Especially if like me you end up on the verge of victory...
Never won a game for the moment, but one of these days... months...
>>3621630
Excuses over excuses.
I bet she's crying every night for me to come back to her, to hold her and give her the treatment she deserves.
>>3621660
BURIED
>>3621666
Oh hello, wanna join us?
>>3621590
Wh-What? There's stuff that It's better to not tell them, I'm not going to say that, think about my Honor!
...I was dragged out by something or someone, I don't know, and then I fall deep into a pit.
>>3621666
Series of peace #2
>>3621647
I'm afraid I was...born? Created? Something like that in to it.
>>3621655
Aah, but it's so beautiful. No, I don't mind at all.
>She smiles broadly
>>3621681
...Your mother, namely?
>>3621601
Really? I don't see any of that here right now. I think all of that fame and fortune is all in your head...Uh, what was your name again? Big Boss Man? Triple H? Kane?
>>3621617
Well you look like and angel, so that's good enough reason to call you one!
Ah, and between you and me, you can't be any worse of a person than half the people here right now.
>>3621618
Yeah yeah, you can't do that when you're dead, you know.
>>3621623
BUT HALF OF US ARE ALREADY DEAD!
>>3621629
Yeah, but what the hell what that thing that took your place when you died? Whatever it is, I want one too.
>>3621686
Oh she was cryin alright.
Cryin my name in bed.
>>3621666
We should be wary of them.
>>3621648
I like to pick my food apart with my fingers usually when it's comprised of a lot of things like a sandwich. You get to taste everything individually.
>>3621666
Thank you for saving me!
>>3621673
>Her eyes begin to water up again
I meant that I know how to use and load one of those... Why do you have to be such a big meanie!? You broke one of my toys and called me a thief! A criminal! You're the criminal being so mean to me!!
>>3621697
I got killed by a woman! So my point still stands!
>>3621691
You know you're cute on a maid outif?
>>3621691
>>3621691
Odd, I feel like everyone walking in on me.
>>3621697
I've, uh, I've never had anyone tell me that in a long time. Thank you.
>>3621673
Because you do it all. the. time.
>>3621689
Psh, that happens all the time! There's no need to feel ashamed over something like that! The sooner you let go of it, the sooner you can better yourself.
>>3621691
C-Can I take it off now?
>>3621697
WELL SHIT
>>3621691
Leave us alone.
>>3621695
You are correct. It has been upsetting me recently.
>>3621697
That was my funeral image you dumbass! You're not getting one, only the elite people get one, you average people are just servants for us, you'll never get one!
>>3621649
I think I'll have to talk to Shrimp Buddy about this one ~de geso...
>>3621691
SKIPPED PEACE!
And here we have someone killing each other.
>>3621601
YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CORRIN WITH YOUR MEGAMAN, GIT GUT
>>3621725
Why is that, miss?
>Elly
>>3621636
>>3621654
A good ol' smash match! Choose your destiny, because this won't be easy for any of you!
>>3621647
Tell me how many times your morale boost has worked and I won't complain next time.
>>3621681
Hmm? How about your parents? I assume someone like you had a decent past before becoming like...this.
>>3621629
Let's not jump to conclusions so fast, little lady! Here, I'll give you advantage and turn around.
>Satou gives you his back
Now crack that killer instinct of yours!
>Satou
>Brownie
>>3621681
A Playboy Bunny. You know, that mascot for the...um...gentleman's magazine?
>>3621682
Well, if it's any consolation, I usually make it to the top 10.
>>3621695
I suppose happiness is all we really need in life. So, what're you going to do from here? The Gensokyo you knew has changed pretty dramatically after all.
>>3621735
Just something to keep in mind, I'll support you either way!
But I gotta go to work so good luck to ya!
>Illya
>>3621695
Created...that's it!
Elly-tan, I need you to recreate me!
>>3621715
And I'll make sure to get revenge on that woman, so don't worry one bit!
>>3621719
This isn't funny, and it'll never be funny.
>>3621722
Think of me as your life coach. Whenever life's giving you a hard time, I'll help you out!
But, if life's going easy for you, I'll try my best to make it worse for you.
>>3621724
YOUR STUPID WAY OF THINKING DOESN'T WORK KLOPP! WHAT DO WE DO NOW!?
>>3621732
Hey now, I'm kind of an elite! I'm pretty good at sewing and being useless, you know?
>>3621757
Every. Time. You just don't pay attention to it. A real grandfather would, but I guess you're just a fake.
>Subaru
Ch-Chitoge
MAKE A FUCKING THREAD ALREADY YOU C UCKS THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD GODDAMN
>>3621711
You said nothing new with calling me a [criminal]. I never said that I wasn't one, or at least a [suspect].
>picks up the pieces and assembles the weapon
>hands it to her
Here. It must have been some amateur who put this together.
>>3621723
Because you keep giving me reasons to do it.
...
And others too. It's not my fault.
>Sarah
Love me Schnaufer
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