HG thread
JIZZARDO edition.
Kamina please host
>>3619960
And Amanda is not even my RP avatar.
>>3619920
Well I guess that depends on how you take it really...seeing as though you're a villain...probably not so well, no offense.
>>3619968
I'll host if a cute little girl asks me to while calling me Onii-chan.
>>3619986
>stands up
.....
That was uncalled for and perverted.
>>3619816
>>3620002
>>3619991
I want to make Kneesocks take it like the slut she is
>>3619991
Usually it's other villains doing the betraying. Wuya did it several times, Chase did it several times, Katnappe did it several times, Tubbimura did it a couple of times, Pandabubba did it every single time... the only things that never betrayed me were my robots
>>3620014
!!
>>3620002
Host you fucking gay nigger faggot. Pansy ass lil bitch boy.
>>3620002
Ohio-chan please host or I'll cut you.
>>3620002
Sorry to bust your dreams but I am taking over.
First
24 <------
36
48
60
72
84
96
108.
Host for us, Onii-chan!
>>3620040
Angela Larrazabal
>>3620023
>>3620002
Max: Pretty please?
>>3620040
Weegee
>>3620020
I'll have you know the only person that can touch me is my sister...and now that I think about it, I'm barely letting her touch me anymore either.
The only person allowed to touch me from now on, is my future husband.
>>3620022
Maybe you just have incredibly bad luck...buy hey, at least Robots can't betray you.
>>3620040
Foxy Rena
>>3620040
Eggman-kun
>>3620040
A single fucking ant
>>3620016
This just hurts the soul.
>>3620026
>>3620038
You're not cute. Who are you?
>>3620040
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3620040
Matsuda
>>3620040
Sunset
>>3620040
Sam & Max
Freelance Police
>>3620040
Joan Sebastian
>>3620040
Fyxe
>>3620040
Jack Spicer
>>3620040
X7-10
>>3620040
Kneesocks.
>>3620040
Yoshida Saki
>>3620040
Kirby
>>3620040
Ichigo
>>3620049
>clings
>>3620040
Hanako Izekawa
>>3620040
Intocable
>>3620040
Naoe Yamato
>>3620040
Not-Chitoge-Bully
>>3620040
Bikko
>>3620040
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3620041
>kissu
>>3620040
Lord Beerus
>>3620040
Squid Girl
>>3620040
CIA
>>3620040
Oasis
>>3620040
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3620040
Mama
>>3620040
Illya
>>3620040
Mustafa
>>3620089
Try that again and I'll cut you, you nasty virgin!
>>3620040
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3620050
>>3620041
I found somebody else to do it. Enjoy.
>>3620104
>fucks your country up
>>3620052
It's not bad luck. It's the business of world domination. We all wanted the same thing... well, besides Katnappe, she was just a cunt anyway... and only one of us could have it. Of course working together would fail a majority of the time
>>3620040
the poil
>>3620072
YOU BETTER STOP
>>3620078
I never got your name.
>>3620118
I'd say the only person you could trust in this line of work is your siblings...but unless you're incredibly close, like I am with mine...I suppose that wouldn't really work either.
>>3620124
SHH HE HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE GOOD PART YET
>>3620047
>>3620051
>>3620053
>>3620054
>>3620055
>>3620058
>>3620061
>>3620063
>>3620064
>>3620065
>>3620067
>>3620068
>>3620069
>>3620070
>>3620071
>>3620072
>>3620076
>>3620077
>>3620080
>>3620081
>>3620083
>>3620086
>>3620087
>>3620088
>>3620091
>>3620092
>>3620093
>>3620095
>>3620097
>>3620102
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>>3620104
>>3620112
>>3620119
ur gay
>>3620072
please be filler
Ross
Bumping to 36. This is just in case.
>>3620143
Synths do not have predetermined sexualities.
>>3620124
Stop what? Did i mess up?
>>3620040
Misato
>>3620143
E-everyone has experimented at least once right?
>>3620147
Colonel Sanders
>>3620147
Against Me
>if needed
>>3620157
DON'T YOU DO THIS
>>3620157
hi kamina
>rapes
>>3620143
You're not wrong.
>>3620143
Thanks for sharing your thoughts anon, although I'm sore-y to tell you that that's not the case.
>>3620143
You're wrong.
>>3620147
Koyomi Araragi
>>3620157
DONT DO THIS
>>3620193
Shit taste also tigres.
>>3620143
Stop that ~de geso.
>>3620197
>>3620203
No u faggit
>>3620197
>>3620193
This anon knows what's up!
>>3620147
Hayato
Bond. Gold Bond.
Checks.
First 5 trades. Go on.
>>3620072
>>3620213
>>3620147
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3620228
I'm ready when everyone else is.
>>3620228
Looks great!
>>3620228
Ready ~de geso!
>>3620198
>>3620126
>quickly stops clinging
oops
Aikawa! I'm a boy.
>>3620228
Looks good.
>>3620228
Let's go!
>>3620250
Eat my crippled ass.
Looks good.
>>3620250
Who the hell is Madao. Fine. I'll throw him in.
>>3620247
That's not me ~de geso.
>>3620228
i wanted the poil
>>3620228
Good luck everyone
>>3620228
Lovely, lets proceed.
>>3620273
Doesn't mean I don't find it hilarious pretending it's you
>>3620130
I don't even have any siblings, I'm an only child. The only one in my world I can trust is myself, unfortunately
>>3620228
Let's get started
>>3620228
Looks fine!
>>3620251
Nice to meet you then Aikawa.
>>3620282
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I AM NOT SOME USELESS GODDESS!
Fellow tributes, I'm CIA
>>3620212
At least Tigres can win something.
>>3620228
Looke good.
>>3620166
Hello Colonel, Hope you're having a good day.
>>3620291
Shut the fuck up aqua
>>3620292
I don't remember anyone asking about your name.
>>3620291
>jacks you off
>Alba
>>3620289
Nice to meet you too, Chitoge.
No, wait, this is part of your act, right?
You should be careful, I have seen Chitoge-Bully around here. You wouldn't want to run into him.
>>3620305
>Mion that you?
>>3620313
helo it is i mion
>>3620284
Mean ~de geso.
>>3620291
Shut the fuck up aqua
>>3620285
Well that's unfortunate, I suppose some people are just forced to walk that lonely road.
>sharpens knife
>>3620291
Shut the fuck up aqua
>>3620301
Just gettin started! Got a lot of chicken to cook.
>>3620295
>At least Tigres can win something.
>Liga MX
Nigga please
with people like
>based Matip
>marko not reus grujic
>The based keeper Loris Karius
>and maybe gotze
coming we will win the league!
>>3620321
Is that hole as big as yours, Squid Girl?
Fine ignore the rest. Lets get roooight into the noose.
Bloodbath!
People are to be expected in the mansion by HIGH NOON.
Oh and I happen to see a sinking Submarine.
>>3620304
There's no need to be an asshole Sarah.
>>3620292
Ignore her, it's nice to meet you CIA.
>>3620304
It's called introducing yourself.
>>3620337
Yes
How else do they fit dragon dildos
>>3620321
I only laugh because I know and like you.
>>3620338
Where am I?
>>3620335
>Liverpool
>winning the league
>>3620337
Well I made that hole so its technically mine ~de geso.
>>3620354
That's still mean ~de geso...
>>3620329
Nice to ear, Good luck to you.
>>3620338
You always liked dem titties Ichigo. It's okay you can today. But sssh, some people might get jealous.
>>3620338
The sooner I can get inside, the sooner I can socialize.
>>3620365
Sweet
>>3620338
where is poil
>>3620335
>liverpool
>winning anything
>>3620341
Nice to see someone around here is a decent person
>>3620325
You know, they say it's lonely at the top. Well, it was lonely at the bottom too, so what's the point of going for anything but being the best, right?
>>3620338
Well this is a complete waste of time
>>3620363
>>3620378
>Forgetting the Klopp effect
>>3620338
This island again. The seagulls are still loud as usual..
>>3620375
>>3620326
>looks at your kitchen knife
>pulls out her knife
Now this is a knife.
>>3620338
I don't have time to babysit you, sorry.
>>3620341
I just stated the obvious.
>>3620346
It usually comes after someone asked about your name.
>>3620389
>believing in the meme man
>>3620365
>Offers shrimp as an olive branch
>>3620374
That's what I can do when I get serious with these ten tentacles. You bet your beak that's sweet ~de geso!
>>3620405
Shrimp? I can have this ~de geso?
>Reaches for shrimp with tentacle.
I'm gonna take a nap before I head into work.
Hope you feel okay Anon. See ya.
>>3620338
I mean, my luck is really shitty but come on! I haven't made it past day 1 in the last 5 games I've been in.
>>3620379
I try my best. I'm Naoe Yamato, try not to let Sarah give you a bad impression for the rest of us. My wife is a little cranky around this time of day.
>>3620399
Well you know the obvious isn't always the nicest thing to say Sarah. Can you use a little discretion next time?
>>3620338
First day on the island!
SPIRIT BOMB!
Oh and Sarah... Are you really a hitman? Because failing to kill me at such close range. oh boy.
>>3620389
>If anything, ManUTD or ManCIT have better chance than Liverpool
>>3620313
No Russian around
>>3620389
These pics are tops
>>3620416
Are you able to grip things with your tentacles? Something long and firm?
>>3620386
It is what you make it... and sometimes that void isn't meant to be filled.
>>3620425
Awww shiiit
>>3620425
Why thank you for saving us!
>>3620312
Well it's a good thing I'm not actually Chitoge.
>>3620425
Well that's unfortunate..
>>3620417
Shit, I was going to attention whore and say good night too but I'll have to wait another hour or two to get just as fresh of a reaction.
Oh well. I'm going to sleep too.
>>3620425
Its for the best, I don't do good with sweets.
>>3620425
I am in your debt. Thank you.
>>3620425
Heh! Watch out where you're running
>>3620416
That's why I'm offering it.
>>3620423
I'd rather not. I find taking other people's feelings into consideration before talking rather useless.
>>3620425
Isn't that cheating?
>>3620400
What's this girl's name again? Search option is only pulling up smug
>>3620400
>Believing in these new meme men
>le special ed one
>pep just fuck me up guardiola
>le ron gonna fuck up Everton
>le Italian meme man at london
>le old man with cannon
Please we have that meme magic.
>>3620425
>believing in the Manchester meme
You need help?
>>3620432
>I know
>>3620425
Well... it's unfortunate for you. Don't you know that dogs are like... super loyal and thrustworthy?
>>3620425
A lot of people are trying to sleep in here, me included, so shut up.
>>3620425
S... Slow down! Y-you might...
>She cringes as he clumsily bumps into the girl
>>3620434
Of course I can grab things with my tentacles. That's squid 101 ~de geso.
>>3620459
>Takes shrimp and starts eating it.
Thank you ~de geso!
>>3620425
Dismembered arm? Could it be?
>>3620465
It's not cheating. You just don't know how to kill me.
Oh and those things are bad luck.You want to die? Then you try and get close to it.
>>3620492
Oh, then that's great. Can squids see well in the dark?
>>3620425
>Yoshida reads a book while the others play on the beach.
>>3620465
It would definitely help you make more friends than just me. Which is kind of sad only having me as a friend.
>>3620468
Dunno m8, I saved it just for the smug.
>>3620500
At least he wasn't too useless and knew that eliminating that thing was necessary.
>>3620512
Fug
>>3620509
You're not my friend.
>>3620500
That JackSpicer is EVIL. E-V-I-L!
He even told us that, when we were on the boat. You know it's the truth Kirby-kun!
>>3620500
Crap, someone start the witch hunt.
>>3620425
Thaaanks
>>3620446
Yes yes, of course. But I don't know if chitoge-bully can tell the difference.
>>3620468
Mashiro-chan
>>3620500
That ant is very suspicious...
>>3620500
You couldn't find a leg? Useless.
>>3620423
Nice luck mate :^)
>>3620440
Well, I'm not saying I signed up for being alone forever when I became evil, but I should have expected it, even as a seven year old
>>3620503
I can glow in the dark if I want to, but I'm usually sleepink when it's dark out ~de geso.
>>3620500
>She drops the arm before running back to her room, traumatised
>>3620472
>tfw my step-family are liverpool and everton fans.
>Derbys are the daftest.
Hello everyone., how has it been?
>>3620500
>Yoshida jumps as the girl with snakes in her hair smashes the butterfly.
Are butterflies that awful?
>>3620500
Town of Salem have passed judgement. One of you is a witch. Well we got our witch and burnt her to a stake that is.
Meanwhile WHY ARE YOU FORCING YOUHOST TO KILL SOMEONE!
>>3620514
I told you not to get close to it! Now look at us! We are catching the bad luck!
>>3620546
Well, uh, I can make do with that I guess. One last question, are squids loud if they're, y'know...pleasured?
>>3620564
She's like 12
>>3620520
Really? Then what am I? The one guy who you keep sparing and talking to?
>>3620536
No bullying
>>3620561
Maybe five of them was a little too much for me.
>>3620531
I've heard there are bone-eating ants, Brook-san. You should be careful.
>>3620561
You can have my candy bar Koyomi-san. I'm not hungry
>>3620564
What sort of question is that supposed to be ~de geso?
>>3620542
It must be hard...I'd say I feel you, but the thing is, I really don't...I'm not a lonely person, I like to believe I have friends...and I know my sister cares.
>>3620564
>>3620561
Gold isn't that great of a currency anymore, I'd invest in jewels... or panties.
>>3620529
Thanks boyo
>>3620571
Fuck you. You can't tell me what to do.
>>3620561
I don't mind dressing up as I maid. I would make a truly beautiful maid actually
>>3620571
The creep who keeps showing out up out of nowhere and tries to order me around.
>>3620561
If y-you found the stash... Then there must be more than a p... piece
Is it my time to shine yet? Nyihihi~
>>3620564
I think you're looking for the thread next door...
>>3620575
I shall, bu the last ants I met were quite rude, looked me over like day old leftovers!
>>3620564
There are some temptations that are just plain wrong anon.
>>3620552
>expect more liverpool wins
>>3620561
... I didn't want one anyway... asshole.
>>3620591
Quiet, you'll attract Fumi
>>3620601
>>3620607
Well sucks to be you. Arena event time.
CHIESTER FIRING SQUAD!
Wait! Not me to-....
I know i'm late on this point by about two days but holy shit, DEANO IS CHAMP.
>>3620527
You'll vouch for me if it's truly needed but I think I'll be fine
>>3620620
>Shh. You think I don't know that?
kamina stop
>>3620613
Fumi? Never heard that name before. Who are they?
>>3620620
>You think I don't know that
>>3620590
Yes I can, I control you anon.
>>3620593
See, we're friends! I can't believe you feel like that about me~
>>3620596
Don't laugh like that, it makes you look creepy.
>>3620620
>conversationalist anon with spaced replies
Goddammit, Wiggins.
>>3620620
It doesn't seem very general at all. Not with the way you said it ~de geso.
>>3620626
Oh my...Ohhhh~ Is that calamari? I looove calamari!
>>3620579
Well, at least you have that. I guess that's the major difference between my evil and yours. You actually have those you can trust working with you against the goodie two shoes and heroic idiots, while I have to fight against everyone else by my own with and strength... and usually getting the shit kicked out of me in the process
>>3620626
Great...
>>3620628
Bow down.
>>3620591
Then do it
>>3620629
I can only do that if I'm around, and I don't really believe it myself either.
So you better stay close!
>>3620640
That makes zero sense.
>>3620596
Probably not. You're late from the game.
>>3620626
My spirit barrier is unbreakable! Amateurish magic tricks are ineffective against me!
>>3620613
>>3620596
When is it not?
>>3620620
I heard what you said. And I'd kindly suggest you at least hide such filth.
Where's the food when your hungry?
>>3620633
T-That ain't me.
Squid Girl is the worst loli I know.
>>3620640
You can't control me.
>>3620626
Those furry haters again.
>>3620649
At least you have your robots, that has to count for something, right?
>>3620656
F A T
A
T
>>3620673
Thicc
>>3620656
You are disgusting.
>>3620652
I'm sure she isn't that bad. And I don't mind the attention~
>>3620651
You can be my eyes and ears until I get a full understanding of this place.
>>3620680
P H A T
H
A
T
>>3620687
>yes!
Eyes and ear? How does that work?
>>3620613
Tell her to stop grabbing my ass while I'm in uniform. It's degrading.
>>3620653
We're friends Sarah, just admit it and we can move on from this.
>>3620665
>He lightly chops the anons head
Bad, you don't speak back to people like that. You treat everyone with respect.
>>3620673
I'm not fat.
>>3620682
And you're gay, your point?
>>3620626
Well now after the bloodfest. Here comes another bloodfest slide. We have not even reach day 5 or anything and we're left with a few lucky people.
Feast will be next.
>>3620653
She is part of the game.
>>3620682
You are a fag
>>3620692
I'm not answerink any weird questions. You humans creep me out sometimes ~de geso...
>>3620703
>grabs ass
>>3620704
Oh well... I'll watch out for her then. Thanks for humoring me about it.
>>3620709
>>3620709
Rooting for Colonel Sanders
>>3620713
I-I'm sorry, Squid Girl.
>>3620703
I'll try, but she doesn't listen to anyone.
>>3620662
In the supermarket where you can buy it if you have money. Use your brain next time before you talk.
>>3620703
...
No we're not. Friends are supposed to trust each other and I couldn't even force myself to trust you.
>>3620709
You're part of the game.
>>3620668
I'm gonna be frank about it, my robots aren't my friends, and if they were, I'd be so far gone into a lonely insanity I'd by a waifu pillow thing. They're tools to be used, like one would swing a weapon, or shoot a gun
>>3620709
I think I'll buy Kasane-chan, some decent clothes. Hers are way too revealing!
>>3620698
You will be my informant and spy to gather intel for me.
>>3620705
>>3620711
W-Why does everybody call me gay?!
>>3620724
>You're fatter than the horse
You are asking to get raped, son.
>>3620722
I guess it's fine if you're sorry. Just don't do it again ~de geso.
>>3620709
THE FEAST!
Well now only one person died. Dammit Demon Goat Butlers...
>>3620728
I am the host. So it is common sense.
>>3620728
B-but I don't have any money. Can you do me a favor and buy some fruit with me.. and lead me to the supermarket? I'll return the favor sometime.
>>3620709
Now, when I said get a limb to fry up, didn't exactly mean human. Health department would have a field day with this!
+1 UID
>>3620753
Horse-chaaaaaaan!
>>3620750
Guess I'm not hungry.
>>3620709
She's dead, I have no more reason to be here,
>>3620737
What intel do you need, Chitoge? I am the spyiest spy around!
>>3620747
Th-Thanks.
>>3620750
FriedRena.png
>>3620747
>shoves u off
fuck u
>>3620720
Ah! G-go away Fumi.
>>3620723
I know....
>>3620724
You can control someone and still treat them with respect anon.
>>3620728
I trust you Sarah. You could've killed me countless times by now but you always held yourself back. That mean something to me at least.
>>3620732
That's...a fair point, only a loony would befriend robots...that well, aren't sentient.
Well on that note I think I'm going to go to bed, see you...whenever I decide to get out of bed.
>>3620766
I am leaving as quickly as I came.
>>3620750
Shut up.
>>3620751
I don't see in what way you could return the favor in the future. You seem to be quite suspicious anyway.
>>3620782
I was just told that I should stop wasting ammo.
>>3620788
Centaur.
I want Suu to drown me
>>3620750
Below the frozen lake... there's a faint sound of... a Russian Girl.
I DON'T MEAN YOU SHOULD DIVE IN THERE YOU IDIOT!
>>3620787
>as I came
Naughty, perverted centaur.
>>3620753
Fatass.
>>3620775
No problem ~de geso.
>>3620781
>throws u away
Go away ~de geso.
>>3620782
>Also grabs ass
But I can still do it, right? You don't work for me after all.
>>3620787
>as quickly as I came.
>>3620774
I need you to keep an eye out for the bully.
>>3620786
Seeya later demon. I'm gonna go kill that guy in the archives then get to sleep myself
>>3620796
But I'm hungry.. can't you buy me something to eat and then we'll think up someway to repay you? Fruit isn't that expensive either.
>>3620808
Th-That anon didn't hurt you, did he?
>>3620788
No deal.
>>3620796
If that excuse helps you sleep at night then fine. You're a good person Sarah even if you're trying to hide it.
>>3620810
No! You can't! Stop touching me!
>>3620832
>Grabs face
No deal
>>3620805
STUPID HOST! STUPID HOST! BAKA BAKA!
>>3620805
Speeding up,
FINAL 6. And this is when I should be happy that the game is ending.
WHO WILL WIN!
WHO IS NEXT TO DIE!
YOU DECIDE! ..... wait actually its supposed to be luck who will be the deciding factor....
Oh well
>>3620796
Why should I. I am literally too good at this that I can do this while talking.
>>3620805
This means we won, right? Wasn't finding the gold the whole point of this?
>>3620806
>>3620811
I have taught you all well. She enjoys saddles with a bit in her mouth so you can pull on her.
>>3620815
Okay, stick close and I will tell you if I see him.
>>3620845
All of my chicken wings on the Colonel !
>tfw a trap makes me want to come back
>>3620807
>>3620847
I-I am a healthy weight for a centaur!
>>3620806
>>3620811
You know what I meant!
>>3620815
>>3620860
>>3620828
...
Annoying. What's your name?
>>3620832
I have nothing to hide. I never said that I'm not a good person anyway, but you're still not my friend.
>>3620845
>ignores the useless host
>>3620830
As if a human could actually harm me. I'm an inkvader for a reason you know ~de geso.
>>3620845
If I get to choose, I choose Bikko ~de geso.
>>3620865
Chitoge!
>>3620845
I"ve dealt with worse...
>>3620853
>pets the spider
Who is a disgusting, perverted spider-chan? You are!
>>3620865
just come back
who gives a shit
>>3620865
>new UID
>mfw
>>3620871
R-Right! You're gonna take over all the humans of Earth!
>>3620869
HisaRyu Amber, most people just call me Amber though. I like fruit and white meats.
>>3620845
Well now....
FINALES 5!
I will be skipping peace now.
>>3620842
YOU'RE STUPID!
>>3620853
>tfw rachnera has been teaching people
This wont end well.
>>3620865
What kind of trap?
>>3620867
Don't be so modest, you're a healthy weight for at least three.
>>3620878
>>3620889
(I disagree)
>>3620828
Wait! You! Fake dragon!
>>3620841
>He pushes the anon away
Stop! God dammit!
>>3620869
Jeez, do you get off on just disagreeing with everything I say?
>>3620887
All these guys to kill a single fucking ant?
You are weak
>>3620904
I'm fucking around, Yamato. Calm yourself.
>>3620883
You bet your beak I am ~de geso!!
>Squid Girl
>>3620911
Yeah!
>>3620904
>Tail wags back and forth impatiently
But I'm not a fake dragon... Did you dream of dragons?!
>Amber
>>3620894
>filename
I want to fingerbang snek-chan.