/tf2g/ - twentysixdollar fortress 2 general please keep it cute

i made a cheese omelette

i think it is funny how 26dollar looks somewhat happy but the caption above her is "depressed retard"

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this is me btw

whom are you bending over for

nooo
im stalking prey
cant you see

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this is me

is that a cat
it looks like a cat

it's an alien from space patrol dandy

it's a betelgeusian


so yes a cat

oooh okay
its very cute

13th for thicc waifus

14th for thicc husbandos

do the cock suckers hate me

im my own tf2gfu
*jerks it to mirror image*

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no they actually like you and want you to come back so they can watch anime with you

i want the cocksuckers to leave this thread

oh

true 14th poster was very kind to give me his post for thicc husbandos
thank u

you are well, cum

even kids with downs can have nice hair

thicc is disgusting

i like fit figures myself
someone who works out and stays healthy shows signs of a healthy mind

>>3598885
thats not true
im fucking bonkers desu

>disliking thicc
wew lads

b*nk!

how the fuck do you like fat people
ew

do the cock suckers really not hate me

they're very soft and warm and cuddly and cute

sucking cock is a sin

how do i shave my legs and not have them come out looking disgusting

get an epilator

>they're very soft and warm and cuddly and cute
they're sweaty and greasy and smelly and disgusting to look at

that's only true sometimes
also that can potentially be hot too

>potentially hot
ew ew ew ew ew

not ew

weh

uwu

hwat

tfw i'll never cuddle an exhausted qt bf fatty who's sweaty from coming up the stairs to my bedroom
god dammit

god damn u people are gross

it's probably just me

>tfw no soldier main bf that makes me suck his dick while he stomps a pub and frags my pussy afterwards

i opposite of hate my tf2gfu

go jerk your tf2gfu's cock on steam instead of here

i LOVE my tf2gfu

>>3599732
>steam

you mean stream

i wish
the fags don't live anywhere near each other
i bet they've never even traded nudes

thats really ungay
fucking faggots

how are cocks ungay

because a women wants one

me on the left

all me

are you me

yes look
*is u* hahah

oh

*kills self*

that means you die too !

im too shy to talk to my tf2gfu

*is died*
damn

i will talk to your tf2gfu instead of you

i feel C-U-C-K-E-D

>i feel keked
what did he mean by this

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this is my tf2gfu's cat
[spoiler]i wish i was also my tf2gfu's cat[/spoiler]

>he
:x

sorry i can only have one cat

wait no
i have like three cats

i guess you could be the fourth one then
;)

does he fuck his cats or something

call animal control if he does thats fucked up

what the heck i do not fuck my cats
i love them and kiss their cute little heads and that's it

kiss their [spoiler]benis[/spoiler] head

ew no
cat benis is weird and gross

am i gross and weird

i have 69 hours in a videogame
if i play any longer it will not be a joke number anymore
should i never touch the game ever again?

keep playing it if you like it
then get a meme game and idle hours until a meme number

recommend a meme game

any anime game
go go nippon or something is pretty memey since star made a video about it
major/minor or something AKA that furry game
undertale
bad rats
[spoiler]team fortress 2[/spoiler]

i wish i could talk to people

I get get the "hi, how are you" etc. out, it's keeping conversations going that I have trouble with.

yeah same

i'm scared of starting conversations because i know i have nothing to talk about and it fucking sucks

i like keeping the ball rolling when im having a convo with anyone

i dont enjoy talking to people when there is nothing to talk about

talk about me

i like myself, i lift weights 6 days a week and drink 3 protein shakes every single day

sit on my lap im going to tell you a story

wow
are your muscles big

do you have a strong cock

they arent as big as it may sound but they are clearly noticable

can you post a picture of your muscles/cock

would you rather like to be fucked by a /fit/ guy or fuck a twink

not that anon but
thicc > twink > fit
i'd put strongfat with thicc tho

fucked
i would only fuck someone if he was really cute or if i really liked him

i want a twink qtboi to cuddle in bed with

do you like to fuck thicc guys or be fucked by them

i wouldnt want to get close to a fat guy
fat guys are absolutely disgusting

i'd cuddle, then fuck, then be fucked by a thicc qt
then we'd cuddle again

thats disgusting

what the UFCK is this thread about

who knows

its about me
cant you read

why does no one respond to posts directly

@3605591
because fuck you

There's no need to reply in a thread as slow as this.

your mom is slow

so is there no cntext to miss out on here
this isn't tem fortress 2 then

no this is just a bunch of literal whos who also at some point installed and played a game called tf2

so it's a gathering for tf2g rejects who want to hang out together
yikes, that's sad
get a discord or something

But then I can't shitpost anonymously.

so who are you
why'd you get booted from tf2g

>booted from tf2g
not that guy but i'm just a /trash/man who's been here for like 20 threads or something

I haven't been booted from /tf2g/, I just like hanging out here.

same

no one is booted here from anywhere

why do you think i said we are whos

tfw you have a qt friend who you find really attractive and would totally cuddle
tfw you find some random person's character or fursona or some shit and they look exactly like said friend but furry
tfw looking at porn of him is incredible because it's like you're looking at porn of said friend by proxy but it also reminds you that you'll never actually cuddle them

what is this feel

it's called being a GAY FAGGOT

^^link us the fursona or smt

you guys wouldn't like it
he's thicc and involved in a bunch of fetishey shit

dotsy isn't cute

thicc is disgusting but link it anyways i wanna see

why link
i can just post it right
whatever pic it is will probably have mildly odd fetish stuff though because the artist is into that

no you must link
i demand proof

well then i'll link a few in descending order of how much they look like him to me
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1465183661/1465091663.mango-lynx_joystickjiggler27.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1464535383/1464535383.mango-lynx_mangobutt.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1466460311690.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1438756903/1438756903.mango-lynx_some_tentacles.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1421737957/1421737957.mango-lynx_02.png
obviously ignore the tentacles and hypno shit
the first one is maybe slightly chubbier than my friend but it's the one that made me realize it looks like him and i can't unsee it
i think he's very cute

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>>3607001

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>>3607036
what the fug, that usually works
in fact 4chan-x even embeds them for me, i'm not sure why it's fucked for you
i'll just post the first one then, sorry if it's offputting to you weirdos who can't into thicc
also http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1466460311690.jpg should still work

that's as gross as i expected it to be

sorry

>>3607088
it does show the embed button but instead of image it just puts a missing image icon

also ive seen worse
im not surprised thats someone's fetish

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best fetish coming through

>>3607132
even on the one link in that post? it should definitely work since it's linking to an image from here
and yeah, i'm into way crazier, i just try not to post anything even mildly odd in these threads since most probably wouldn't be into it
>>3607159
that's somewhat odd

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i think you meant to post this

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>>3607189
yeah that one works but the other just show this

>>3607213
that is not best

how come last thread we had like 30 ips and now we dont even have half?

i heard something like human's ip connection is dynamic and so every post or so by him is a new ip so he basically cant get banned

is that true?

>>3607213
thicc is still better tbdesu
>>3607231
yeah i guess they don't work even though i thought they did
oh well
>>3607257
maybe

dynamic ip means that he can change his ip by resetting his router

oh i thought it just meant bad connection to it resets ever so often

>start playing game
>get better at playing the game
>enter a stage where game gets very hard
>give up and put it off for another day
>didnt touch the game in 3 months
>dont remember how to play the game
>cant even pass the stage
>uninstall

the game was probably good but i wish it wasnt messy

i shaved my balls and now they itch even though i was very carfeful

still waiting for asshole to be posted

he's not gonna do it
fucking pussy

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cool

>>3610251
why is this a gif

why not

i imagine small file size
the image only uses two colors so why not

i cant zoom in on it with a phone app if its a gif file even though its 1 frame

don't blame anon
i'm pretty sure that's just how the comic guy uploads them

oh okay
dumb comic guy
his comics arent even that funny

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i think they are
i like that dumb kind of humor when it's done well and not just LE RANDOM HAHA

i'm the guy who posted a few a while back and i agree
he misses more than he hits though imo

reply to me

@3613656
okay

}}3613656 (You)

i miss

(You)

post the sniper fucking the widowmaker

awooooooo

why do women have to exist

do you hate women

i dont particularly like them

why

they seem to nearly all be shallow and boring and just cause trouble

*reads manga*

is reading manga really a cute hobby

yes

you should do it

um
do you like buy physical manga or pirate it
what device do you read it on

i download it usually either from nyaa or bakabt

i have a nexus 7 and read on that, the application I use is Perfect viewer, simply because it was the first one I found that seemed decent and could read from archives

im a perfect viewer

*views you*

*opens asshole*

i dont want to do anything

I don't want to be anything.

this is only possible if you end your existence

which only means you don't know what you really want
but at the same time it means those are lies
i suggest that you look for what you want to be and what you want to do
maybe you are already doing it

dong it

*dongs you&

oh

*ums*


um

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>try to make helpful comments on [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler]
>nobody ever replies or votes

go away from [spoiler]there[/spoiler]
stay away from [spoiler]there[/spoiler]
do not go to [spoiler]there[/spoiler]

>>3619250
just because you think you are being helpful, doesn't mean you are helpful

post some of your comments

>>3619280
why :r

>>3619302
>just because you think you are being helpful, doesn't mean you are helpful
oh
i guess im just autistic or something

no it just means you are inexperienced

but that is okay for now just keep doing what you do

i will try

>>3619325
bad opinions are downvoted
good opinions are upvoted
even "am i the only one around here who thinks..." are just people thinking they are different but are just mistaking it for common sense

>>3619359
different subreddits have different communities with different voting habits
except for the defaults
i think

>>3619435
it all boils down to circlejerk subreddits and "haha funny picture have an upvote my good sir" subreddits

boil me

*boils you and eats you*

mmmhm

i love hunan flesh

>>3619250
when i made comments there i'd usually get downvoted even when i was correct

making insulting or inflammatory comments got me lots of upvotes though

>>3619957
>when i made comments there i'd usually get downvoted even when i was correct
explaining your point would help maybe

they cant read your mind

>>3620021
that made no difference

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>>3620042
there must have been something else wrong with your comment then

i dont think i can help you further without seeing some comments you've made

>>3620096
my account got shadowbanned eventually so the profile and comment history are gone

oh

you need to practice convincing people your opinion is right

its the key to success

whats the key to me

>>3620133
but here's a few

>kirihime -2 points 1 year ago*

melee uses the same hitboxes as projectile


>kirihime -4 points 1 year ago

the caber is an awful weapon idea and it'd be just as stupid on the soldier


>kirihime 0 points 1 year ago

it allows you to deny jumpers with minimal skill or effort, gives free minicrits on scout and anyone else who jumps, and is just generally obnoxious

it's not as bad as on pyro but it's still pretty stupid


would it be balanced? well, it wouldn't be op, but that doesn't mean it'd be fair or skillful in any way

i'd rather see demo lose it than soldier get it


>kirihime -8 points 1 year ago

vac bans should expire after a year

there's no reason for them to be permanent


that said most of my hot opinions got upvoted

it says you're typing a message

>>3620336
lol dont got on /r/tf2 dumb dumb
the whole thing is just lols
there is no actual discussion except complaints from shitters about "overpowered" weapons

i feel like crying again

what's bothering you, little pal

nothing desu

well then it will be alright, won't it

i dont know
probably

come on now

i feel better now

*feels better now*

*PETS you*

https://i.4cdn.org/f/Cirno%20Bottle%20Launch.swf

i woke up
good evening

hey

hi

reminder that trannies are degenerates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

i love and accept you how you are but you dont have to be a fucking faggot about it

i want to shave my legs
what do i tell people when they ask why i shave my legs

That you like the way it feels and that it's your personal preference and thus none of their business, desu.

>>3628451
say you sweat a lot and heard it helps

thanks that's nice
now how do i justify the skirt

say that youre scottish

how do i justify my long nails and hair

say you like metal

now how do i justify my vagina

you don't know here it came from either

you gals are silly

im not a gal

what if your boy bits got removed after an accident

He still wouldn't be a girl.

what if

then

who

Dotsy isnt cute.

Yes she is!

>She

>>She

>>>/She/

i want a shy qt twink boyfriend

dotsy isn't cute

>>3635761
How come?

what the fuck is this thread

this thread is literally the fuck

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i made coffee

brewed?

i'd like some espresso

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can i have some

here


*gives it to you*

*thanks you*

thanks

*whips it out*

um

*puts it in you*

im in you

*is in you*

ow

that's my nose dude

oh! sorry! *licks your nose*

but she breathes from there

a g-g-g-girl? i thought you were a boy! >//<

can ""girls"" be girls

yes
i think

oh a ""girl""
*continues to lick ""her""*

*kills everyone*

oops

ow

oh
sorry

HEROES NEVER DIE-UGH

it's 21°C here
i HATE it

*cools you with his cool body*

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>mcree and widowmaker nerfed

welcome to last week noob

who is the best girl in tf2g

"""""""""""""

*raises kiriikp's paw*

i have 600 mb of webms of people cumming to my ass

slut

meanie! *eats your cum*

eat my um

*gently leans in and steals your um as you begin forming it from your soft lips*
>the sweet taste of your adorable little um begins to unfold inside of me
>the desire to grab you and push more ums out of your fragile little body grows rapidly

>//<
i have never had my um stolen before

*STEALS you*

*is kidnapped*

*feels guilty now*
i feel guilty now

*buys you ice cream*

*thanks you*
thank you!

im feel cucked

feel THIS

*grabs you*

*grabs aoi*

im aoi

*is grabbed*

ouch that hurt

please be more careful next time you grab someone

>>3639641
prove it

hey kids i hope u have a good and god saturnday :5

gosh 26dollar is hot
*undresses*

i think i m gay but i m not sure
i dont like girls
i like tall and cute guys
am i gay

the only girl i can see myself with is a cute autistic girl

can you see yourself with me

yes!
i think
*im not her

um

*taps index finger tips together*
>///<

@3641970
please give me a good answer

why does it matter

i want to know if i should go after guys because it would be easier

1) go outside
2) do you look at girls or do you look at boys or both

you should go after people you like
i think

*goes after you*

my standard for guys is alot lower than girls
if a guy is taller or bigger than me i would act like a complete slut around him
i wish i was brave enough to have s*x with a guy

that's not normal

thats why i came here for advice
you are all gay

what the fuck is normal

being the thing the most people think is ok

thats gay af

thanks
are any of you actually gay or do you just pretend to be gay
to be actually gay you have to have gay sex

so are hetero virgins just pretending to be hetero

being gay on the internet is a meme

i am a meme

i just want a guy to put his peenus weenis in me

you are a me, me

im really afraid of aids

how many gays have it

probably alot
have sex with a clean

cleanex?

god you people FUCKIGNS UCK aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ew no i
mean clean gay

i fuckings uck

everyone who ever set his foot in tf2g is an autist
why does tf2 have the most autist per captia crowd

*ucks your um*

i hate u all
t b h f a m

*snuggles up to you*
why?

back the fuckkofff??!?!

how do i get people to name drop me in the actual thread
how does dotsy do it

come on baby, you don't have to put on the tough act around me, what's bothering you

drop yourself
or if you are a good tf2g like me people will take about you
look at the never ending posts about pinto and satern
i do not mean tf2 good

>>3642700
considering i'm dotsy i don't know what to tell you

i think you just have to make someone mad and they will do it

i think sops is the dude who posts "dotsy isn't cute" thing like daily, he's super mad

>if you are a good tf2g like me
who

i hurt my knee ;_;

>>3642700
befriend new tf2gs that dont know any better

commit suicide
end the pain

its better now T_T

make a new thread pls

no just let this die

>how do i get people to name drop me
either make people like you alot or hate you alot

why are we not replying

thats our gimmick

we feel closer to each other that way

not her but
i dont know about you but i dont feel closer
how do i closer

you can't
>her
hahhahhhhh

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degeneratebros ww@

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

*PROTECTS
her
&

did you guys see the new finish guy
maybe hunan can have a new friend since npg stopped tf2

trannies are fucking disgusting
you're fucking disgusting

all trannies
except feathers
should frag themselves irl

is feathers a tranny? i thought he was just a really cute boy
anyways yes i agree

what about me

you're not even a proper tranny you're just a little faggot boy who pretends to be a girl
even worse

yes
someone made a rant on how copilot was keeping data about tf2gs while it was just harmless questions about lgbbq
she looks kinda cute too
she streams sometimes check her out
her voice is a bit iffy but its a work in progress

lgbbqt

do i really look like a seven year old boy with bad hair

what thing did kiriikp do when she was eleven

start getting white hairs and play adventurequest

and other things

can we talk about interesting people

oh

can we talk about somone interesting and that's not a tranny instead

wow
that was weird
we should have sex now to be honest

ok i agree
no furrys either

o
i do not agree

why
furrys are just as bad as trannys

i
uh
shut up

ur a furry arent u
fuck outta here
get a job u fukin bomb

when is dotsy gonna post his body

its probably as ugly as his personality
no thx

what exactly does it mean to be a furry
i mean i regularly masturbate to drawn homosexual anthropomorphic animals but i don't have a furstuit or a fursona or anything

>>3643746
>he said nigger his personality is ugly
sjws please leave

leave me

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new arby n the chief episode!

new what

i want to frag hard
who wants to be fragged in bed hard
post id

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threadly reminder to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tf2g is filled with lonely horny autists
and horny gay autists
why does no actual drama happen

i'm a lonely horny gay autist
who wants to fuck me

were self aware autists

what am i

an ironic pile of memes

all the stuff listed avobe+an attentionwhore

Am I an attentionwhore?

Yes.

Oh.

Umm.

*is a little sleepy*

@3644641
me!
*im not her

*tells you a sniper bed time story*

>*im not her
what did they mean by this

DISCLAIMER: I am not her

why isn't there a tf2 furesports team with tf2gs

better qyestion is WHY DONT I HAVE A BF YET

REEEEEEEEE NO BF REEEEEEEEE

or gf
or anyome who likes me back, really

id