/tf2/ - trash fuckers 2 dook nookem edition

first for :x

0-4 tf2
5-9 anime

0-9 masturbate

but thats all the numbers anon

no that's negative infinity to infinity

no it tan90

infinity isn't a number you retarded sub

NLOOP (the steam notation sound)

am i a number you retarded sub

i just got an erection after reading this thread but why

i dpnt know
but thinking about erections just gave me an erection and now i want to fap

you either have a retard fetish or a funposting fetish
also since somebody posted while i was typing i'll say i want to fap too

i want to fap but i don't have tissues and im already in bed

lick it off of your hand when you finish

>not collecting all of your cum in the foreskin pouch

lmao plebs

It's not my fault I'm American.

this
i didn't ask to be circumcised by a stupid doctor

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hnng

if dubs reply to this post then i will post my butt

>>3560483
h

>replying
not worth it

>>3560483
dude just post it

>>3560483
ass

>>3560792
i need more encouragement
i cant "just post it"

>>3560483
dubels

>>3560483
just post the lewd Anon.

>>3561419
you can and you should

>>3561471
rerole

if a 9 or 0 replies to this post then i will post my butt

>>3562269
dump it

>>3562269
dump out your are butte

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>>3562269
do it u butte

Stop pussyfooting around. If you want to post it, post it instead of teasing about it all day.

sorry i dont think i can post it
in all of the pictures its either too blurry or too dark and my phone camera sucks
i tried my best to take at least one good picture but they all suck

sorry

>>3552366
>>3554299
>>3559777
>>3562366
>>3563011
Dubs patrol checking this thread
with zero casualties

i hate trannies

>>3563888
trips confirm, Anon hates trannies

but mtf or ftm trannies?

>>3563948
mtf

>Implying ftm trannies exist
I have never met a single one.

my friend's gf is ftm
one of my favorite furfag artists is supposedly ftm

i have never met any kind of tranny
how do you even tell iys a tranny or a girl? theyre so convincing sometimes

>>3564369
>he
:x

Sometimes it doesn't matter, but other times if you're really good friends or they're not closeted about it, they'll straight up tell you.

>>3564620
fuck off tumblr

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>>3563295
Nigga please

Don't [lolspoilers]be an ass[/lolspoilers]

Please shave.

>>3564953
thats a really bad butt though
hairy butts arent good

>>3564953
lol which south american monkey is this

why do you think its an south american

>>3565020
>>3565067
>>3565241
Waiting for the hair melting cream or whatever it does to get here

And I'm german/irish

>>3565336
who are you

if you shave it'll be a very pleasant butte
ignore rudeposters please
>>3564417
she hasn't done anything about it and still presents as a gril, so she's a she
supposedly she wants to get a benis eventually though

>>3565706
Nid0king, aka literally who

>>3566097
So she's a tomboy then?

>>3566339
I've seen you around, actually.

>>3566547
Oh wow, that's amazing considering my eratic posting schedule

>>3566603
I've seen you in raffles and such, but I've never actually seen you posting.

>>3566529
nah she still goes fully gril

>>3566638
I've posted, but it's mostly during updates. I just love seeingvhow you react to shit like Gunmettle and the Mayflower cases

>>3566650
Then why call her ftm? If she has a vagina and if she calls herself a girl, I think she's a pure 100% girl

i tried inserting finger into butt while showering
it felt strangely good
but after a while it started to hurt so i stopped
any advice for butt stuff?

B O O M
BUTT STUFF

oh
:r

gently massage your prostate

>>3568024
bad dragon cumlube is the best thing ever.

I'm gonna do it guys. I'm gonna change myself for the better!

>>3566937
she says that she has body dysphoria and would like to change one day, just that that time isn't now

There's a cute ftm that works at a cafeteria i sometimes go to

>trans
>cute
no such thing

He said ftm, not mtf, learn the difference. Also I can understand not wanting the surgery if you're a grill. I wouldn't want a dick if it didn't work either.

dude ftm is still trans

>implying trans can't be cute
it's rare but possible

trans people are just gross

am i just gross

you're just you

i woke up
good morning

it's afternoon ya dingus

i woke up
good morning

it's afternoon ya dingus

im going to sleep
good night

>>3574076
>>3574087
>10:25
Still morning block'ead

>>3574180
>2:28
Still afternoon westcoastman

i know its lile 2 pm but i usually wake up this late when i have no schedule

i wake up at 6-9 pm and sleep at 6-9 am

>>3574245
West is best!

am i best

i should be hungry but im not
i almost feel like vomiting

drink tea

did you do it yet?

can i go to sleep instead

no
drink your tea and then go to sleep
if you dont have tea then some milk with 2 teaspoons of honey

i prescribe you me

mfw i feel vaguely sick and not hungry all the time now
what wrong

>>3575226
If you're west, then yes

are you me

okay

*helps you recover from nausea*

is this better

please go to a doctor and get your blood levels checked

*fixes all your problems and makes you have a good life*

i went outside today and i might actually be more attracted to girls than boys

id?

dont fall for their looks
girls can be very nasty
stay with us here instead

thats exactly what i thought, i saw a few cute boys too

i think girls just dress more slutty so my penis reacts to it more

i think you need to go outside more

what would that achieve

i want to be human's 26dollar

i want to be 26dollar's kiriikp

who is kiriikip's tf2gfu?

26dollar
i think

So do they have like a threesome or something? Or is it just some sort of very awkward love triangle?

a very awkward love triangle

Oh. Why doesn't kiripipi go find someone else to love, don't 26 and human only have eyes for each other?

kiriikp could go for me...

>don't 26 and human only have eyes for each other?
im not sure what 26 thinks
i dont even know why he likes me

i bet its because your are cute <3

kiriikp LOVES bullying me

I thought you guys were all pals?

im an alpal

Alpals are cute.

>/////<

what is an alpal
i wish i was a pal

do you want to be an alpal too?
we can be alpals together

maybe
what is it

i miss having that one friend thats aways there for you
yknow the person who you can vent out literally anything

same
i lost that one friend in around grade 4-5
i dont think ill ever be able to find another friend like this because i always end up moving somewhere else

i want to be a child again so i can have a childhood friend

I want to be a child again so I can try not to be such a screwup.

i have a childhood friend and hes a gay too
im secretly a bi but i dont think i would do anything with him DESU just feels wrong
also we dont talk often since our lifes took different directions

i'm the opposite
i have a childhood friend i've been heavily attracted to for years
he said he was bi so i was hopeful but it turned out he's only into skinny effeminate dudes rather than mildly masculine types like me, and even then he still prefers grils
i wish we could cuddle

>>3577634
become effeminate?

shave your shit
stop eating like a pig
use skin care products
have ncie hair
do weighted hip thrusts for datbutt

i like being how i am though and he's straight up said he's not very attracted to me regardless
i have a masculine face too so that'd be an issue even if i did try that
not to mention he's had a longtime gf so there's that

gay people are just women that happen to be men

false because i enjoy being a male

except they have all the good stuff men have

- testosterone, which means theyll have good reflexes and muscles that makes them able to perform well in fps games
- dick

trannies also have an excessive amount of testosterone in their bodies and they also have a dick

does that mean trannies are just as good as men?

no because the estrogen ruins them

oh
..;.;..

its okay you suck at tf2 but you are a cute pet

i want to fall asleep in my own cum while drinking a whey shake

i was talking in a attention whorey kind of way that women are like

'︶'

theres nothing wrong with being attention whory

like there has to be someone who gives (dick, attention, ...) and someone who takes (dick, attention, ...)

i wish i was never born

>>3578121
t. attention whore

i also kinda wish i was never born

But I haven't spawned yet!

underage b8 :x

^^hey thats a dota line
from a cute dota boy
:3

ha
i dont even exist

>>3578172
but i give human attention

and spoilerdickspoiler

give me spoilerdickspoiler

*spoils you with dickspoiler*

i LOVE my tf2gfu!

love me

0-4 study for the exam tomorrow
5-9 watch anime instead

oh dammit

study just for a bit
then go watch anime

good idea !
i like it

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quick, favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor go

where the fuck is my love

im just going to watch anime instead, studying is borign

have fun being a failure

i will

>implying anything school taught me will help me later in my life
lol

i fuckibgg HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

gotta get that piece of paper fampai
https://youtu.be/8VX93QbzF2c

SHU THE fuck up

that was short and sounded bad
i hate it

wow rude

wow dude

it's just the truth
deal with it faggot boy

wow lude

baaaad moood

Sunflower seeds have a too high effort:reward ratio.

kill me

*kills you*
have a nice day !

kill me again

dotsy isn't cute

i just had my SKS jam because i put in a casing and apparently you aren't supposed to do that because casings are bigger than bullets (after you fired it) so it was stuck

i had to take apart the whole gun just to realize all i had to do was pull the bolt really hard

i just felt like blogposting because i dont really have anyone else to tell this to

owned

ill own your mom too if you dont stay SHUT

shut the fuck up dumbass lmao

Make fun of me too

we blogpostin now

i hate myself and my life i'm a useless waste of oxygen with no purpose or drive in life and i don't even have the courage to suicide

how are you guys doing

fucking mge me you fucking scruberoni
ill wipe the fucking floor with you
come on ill 20-0 your ass

192.168.1.1

today i masturbated to straight porn

why

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>tfw scrim in 7 hours and can't sleep

fug

my head hurts

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big meaty claws

my butt hurts

my tf2gfu came online
what do i do

write his name encircled by a heart on your butt, take a picture and send it to him

why

because he'd be pleased by it and probably be able to cum

tell him how much you want his big fat cock inside you

no that's gross

do you even like your tf2gfu

yes
i think

if you really liked him you'd tell him how much you want his dick and send him nudes

why is that gross then

oh
i guess i don't like him then

what the fuck

just get out

wew
does he even like you

im not sure

that's pretty sad
lmao

im pretty sad

yeah
exactly

u.u

you are talking about fucking 26d all day and you dont even want to take his dick

i dont think i can like you anymore

who are you

someone who once was sympathetic towards you

um

Liking someone isn't all about taking as many dicks as possible, control your hormones.

he went offline

time to cry

did you even talk to him

no
:x

ok i was being silly about telling him how much you want his benis but wow you didn't even talk to him huh

what should i have said to him

>hi!
>how are you doing?
>i want to choke on your dick!

"hi"
"so what did you think about that insomnia final"

i think i could cuck him away from you if i wanted cause im also pretty decent at team fortress two

oh

you should cuck human honestly
HE DOESN'T DESEEERVE 26dollar

mfw i CRY

i dunno, he is a nobody though
i wanna get at least an ESEA/IM bf

tfw pinto isn't gay


[spoiler]right..?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]not like i'd have a chance with him but still[/spoiler]

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how can you people say these things to that sweet little finnish girl
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Spy_specialcompleted10.wav?t=20100625234712

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degenerates like me belong on a cross

>girl
never fails to make me laugh

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>>3596365
shutut

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can someone remind me, when is the entry deadline for the next tf2g popularity contest

Why do girls in Japanese cartoons overreact whenever they find out that guys look at porn? Is it really that big a deal?

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it's definitely a thing

i remember the girls i sat next to in highschool discussing their displeasure at the prospect of guys doing that stuff

of course, it varies from person to person, i also knew a girl who would straight up discuss h-manga with me

girls just have a different kind of sex drive mostly

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what the fuck am i playing

i woke up
good morning

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good morning anonymous internet user

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i had a nightmare yesterday
it was pretty scary
but now that i think about it again i find nothing scary
im very confused

nightmares tend to be like that

any details you can remember?

I once had a nightmare that my dad died and when I woke up I was really sad. I'm usually pretty bad at remembering dreams, and I rarely have nightmares, so that one stuck with me.

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why are there no tripcodes on /trash/

Why would you need a tripcode here?

>>3596454
i wonder what manga that is from

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>>3596809
>>3596838


yeah nightmares like that are really scary
i still remember one from like childhood when i was in grade 3 or something

it was like all calm, everything was sunny and flowery and i apparently had a sibling (i don't remember if it was brother or sister)
and suddenly there is a giant fiery explosion in the sky it suddenly turns red and black
then i see the easter statues (i didn't know what to call them since i didn't even speak english back then) come out of the ground and fire red lasers from their foreheads into other people's foreheads
i saw my mom die like that pretty much in front of me and it was super terrifying
so me and my sibling ran into a white room or something and i saw the room's ceiling get torn open and out there was an easter head staring at me

im still afraid of them ever since

>>3596899
>>>/y/

what was the meaning of sato's dream

Something very lewd.

oh

one time i had a nightmare where my tf2gfu left me

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trannies are disgusting

my point exactly

trannies are cute

i know one who is okay

my point i think

i hate tyrannies

this is not my point

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it bothers me that they wear their helmets and armour to sleep

i wanna see them hang up their ranger gear, put some warm clothes on, and get /comfy/

what does dotsy have to do with this

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I like to think of gender confused people as weak. The change seems to occur most in people between the age of 8 and 20, when the human body is most into it's stage of growth, when hormones are surging and the mind is most unstable.

The desire to switch gender usually comes from the idea that the grass is greener on the other side, for the majority it is that they wish to become a woman, so they never have to grow up, so that they can remain childish and mothered by other people - so that they never have to go through adulthood. Lazy, selfish. I find most traps are incredibly narcissistic too, victims of their own complex now that they have designed, in a way, their dream girl, having given up looking for her, they become her, then wear her like a corpse over their real identity, and act as her, fooling others.

Having others see you as what you want is manipulation, it does not matter how you put it, and traps are sly, damaged people who live through manipulation of themselves and their surroundings.

Even on the Internet they try their best to be feminine through their misguided view of women (":3" spam, etc).

You are a failed male.
You will not escape this in the eyes of people who don't sympathize with your immaturity and failure.

i was trying to make it appeal to dotsy fans too

until i see a REAL PICTURE OF DOTSY i refuse to believe hes a tranny

just kidding the armour represents his autism and the bed is his friends

>27 ips

wow

thats 3 times the usual amount

where do you see an fps meter

wht

oh
i thought your post said fps until i hit submit

oh

im a little embarrassment

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me and human

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAA

what am i looking at

me

um

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this is me

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this is not me

my dick is also a little embarassment

you are not me

does _______ hate me

human

i LOVE my tf2gfu

kiriikp

oh
i hate me too

love pentagon

*flusters human*

i love my tf2gfu

i wish my tf2gfu loved me

do you like your tf2gfu's tf2gfu

n

i dont know my tf2gfu's tf2gfu but i hope its me

Women don't learn

They are trained

They never create anything new and barely ever innovate

Why is this? Because they are trained through memorization, they don't learn anything and never become more logical

discuss

i have a butt in my clipboard desu

>>3597882
even if this is true, you can gain no profit from speaking it out

you are right of course, but you should keep it to yourself and act accordingly

no
maybe
can you repeat the question

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>>3597882
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

hey that is a homosexuals

>>3597994
is that guy bald
disgusting

human don't look

>looking at his head

are you gay or something

his benis head

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this is burt

new thread when

make it cute

im not making it

but i also vote make it cute

>>3598360
>>3598360
>>3598360
>>3598360

>>3597911
One does not gain profit, but knowledge that one would have not been taught otherwise.

You have to give out the best information possible, spend your time and energy into spreading what you believe, because if you don't, and it's not a troll, you would have left a human being, an individual who has a past, experiences, thoughts, feelings, a future, potential for grow, a human being who effects others, spreads knowledge, be it false information, the truth, the closest we can possibly get to the truth, and that will effect other individuals who effect others.

We have to try, because of that small chance that it isn't a troll, because it's the right thing to do

If we leave one person ignorant, if we cause someone to be delusional, that has ever lasting and exponentially large effect on other human beings, on the world as a while.

Try to convince a troll, and he just gets what he wants.
Don't try to convince a genuine person, and you leave the whole world ignorant and delusional.

>>3598389
oh you are so naive

you can't save delusional idiots
not even one
you can only save those who don't need to be saved