Zootopia Thread: FOXE
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I wanna fuck a dumb bunny
>>3543680
>>3543664
>>3543637
Because I need to sleep and this thread might stay up long enough for people to pool into it from the other one.
>>3543939
Reminder: The Great Lord Nick Watches and Approves all.
I want to smell Judy's feetpaws.
La primer vez que te vi
me enamore de ti
cuando te ohi hablar
senti el pulso acelerar.
Desde entonces eres ya
mi mayor necesidad
la razon de mi vivir
mi remedio, mi agua y pan.
Dame tu mano y subamos
los dos hasta el cielo
en un beso eterno.
Bebamos nuestro mutuo aliento
viajemos a un tiempo
al paraiso terrenal.
Eres ya mi otra mitad
parte mia fundamental
complemento para hacer
ya sumados un total.
Desde entonces eres ya
mi mayor necesidad
la razon de mi vivir
mi remedio, mi agua y pan.
Dame tu mano y subamos
los dos hasta el cielo
en un beso eterno.
Bebamos nuestro mutuo aliento
viajemos a un tiempo
al paraiso terrenal.
>two ZT threads open
why
>>3543939
neat
OP, since this doesn't have ZTArchive, could you please delete it instead of keeping it as the next thread?
>>3544526
>he's so desperate to have his own thread he started one 50 images before the limit
Has anyone done a fic about Judy and Nick finding a thread about themselves on Zootopia's version of 4chan? Could be funny.
>>3549585
It never is.
>>3547926
Can't delete a post this old.
Gazelle/Tiger Strippers orgy when?
>>3550308
not degenerate enough
>>3551178
>>3551178
>>3551178
New Zootopia Thread: Now with 100% more archive.
>Schalke
>>3551203
literally who the fuck cares
>>3551234
Well, since it appears it's been ground into the dirt and lost all meaning, I guess my job here is done.
See you around, /ztp/.
Requesting all the gay you guys can provide
>>3544480
Remove Baguette
I wanna grope the Gazelle!
>>3551369
>>3551369
Oooo, can do!
>>3551384
That's Spanish you tit. Remove tortilla.
>>3551413
I believe you mean you want lewd things done to you by that badger.
he definitely tops.
I want a "life-size" Judy plush to cuddle.
How big do the official ones come?
>>3551423
Remove Kebab too, just in case.
>>3551434
>>3551369
>>3551452
>>3551453
This is the right kind of gay.
>>3551369
>>3551410
Reminder that VRbune and Cutie are only friends
>>3551473
>>3551491
>>3551468
Need more Welsh Rarebit.
I'm gonna repost the last translated comic Hoping typesetter anon see it in this thread.
1/3
Sfx: click
Sfx w/o speech bubble: drip drip...
N: Carrots-
N: You'll catch a cold
N: Hurry and take a seat here
Sfx: tap tap
>>3551493
>>3545023
>>3545388
>Nick was guilty.
>The young mice scampering across his shoulders applied the lightest hints of make-up to his fur getting him camera ready for Praise the Pred IV, only occasionally exchanging words as they worked and he thought.
>Admittedly Judy did say thing could be a little fast and loose in the burrows, but he had restrain himself. He'd been good.
>Now he was going to dash that against the rocks for some extra cash and to live out a vicarious fantasy. Laying his head back he soaked in the elaborate jungle scene set before him.
>Nick remembered things being a little more fast and loose back in his heyday, but he appreciated the move to more professionalism.
>He also appreciated that fluffers were still a thing as he took a moment to tap a cute lioness on the head.
>"Ooh, watch the rough tongue there kitten, I still have a job to do." Pulling back, she flashed him a toothy grin and giggled as she manipulated his swelling knot free with a paw.
>"Yes Mr. Focks. They're ready for you." The mice cleaned up their supplies and scampered down his arm to the table as he got up and moved to his spot on set, already mentally shutting out the crew.
>The role was for Ferrel Focks and Ferrel Focks was him, a layer that still wanted and craved the excitement of exhibition and artfulness of the act.
>A delicately snouted hare entered stage left, garbed in tattered slave rags and nose twitching nervously. "Your highness, I have brought you the prisoner as requested."
>With a sneer she turned and pulled the rabbit girl behind her to the floor. Nick felt his blood surge as he looked at Betty, and let loose a low growl as the hare turned for the door.
>"You'll stay here, wench." He prowled forward on all fores, nude as the day he was born. "You've been forgetting your station."
>Stopping with his bared teeth inches from her lightly furred lips, hind legs astride the bunny on the floor staring at his bulbous knot."
>"I'll show you what I want from prey."
>>3551514
>>3551512
Sfx: HUUG
J: It's fine. There's no way for me to catch a cold~
N: Haha. And based on what reasoning?
J:Well, because you'll always be there to warm me up!
Sfx: sliiip-
>>3551500
>>3551533
N: AHH. C.. Carrots- Your towel...!
J: What- it's fine~
N: W..wait..!
N: At least try to dry yourself off- missy~
>>3551485
yeah, because VRBun is cucking Bunanon with Red.
>>3551524
Woo, it returns!
>>3551527
MOUNT UP YOUR BAT!
>>3551524
Continue. I like this.
>>3551524
>Judy fidgeted with her ears alone in the dressing room when she heard the door slam open and turned to look at Betty.
>Her blush was enough to give Judy second-hand embarrassment as she strode over and grabbed her sisters arms. "This isn't fair! Why do you get to go on for the good part!?"
>She slumped onto the slightly stained couch aside her and rubbed her chin against Judy's, mixing their scents again for cover. "I mean he is your boyfriend, but still. So unfair. I should have pressed him harder back in the burrow."
>"Mm, but this is your reward for being good!" Judy felt herself get lightheaded. "And if this works we'll both have a little fun in the end. Oof, what's that smell?"
>"M-musk amplifier. Nick's a classic, not many actors still use it." Betty was already toying with herself and Judy rolled her eyes at her sister being a walking stereotype. "Knocked me for a loop, good luck."
>"Thanks. Well, let's hope this works." Judy untangled herself from her sister and made for the door while Betty called after her.
>"Let's hope you don't lose your damned mind! Also, please send me that cute donkey fluffer."
>Nick stayed on scene during the short break, watching Monica Dew breathing like someone had attempted to drown her.
>Nick hadn't realized that Musk Amplifier doesn't evaporate, only the water it's solution in does. He was fox musk concentrate, and the set was tense as Betty walked back on.
>Her eyes seemed glassy, and Nick felt a protective worry flash over his mind for a moment before he banished it. They were both professionals here.
>"Alright! God damn it's hot in here." The polar bear director fanned himself. "Though that uh, that's maybe just me. Anyway, places!"
>Nick got back down on all fours, and Monica stepped to her marker. Judy took her place on the ground as if in a dream, looking up at his red rocket.
>"Cameras to places, and... Action!"
>>3551574
You being up at 6 is making me sleepy
>>3551622
Metals you madman.
At least I assume this is metals.
>>3551568
sometimes I wish nip comics made sense
>>3551629
I'm not alec man. I just want to take our local lewd writer for a ride.
Because this was missed last thread:
NAMELESS LEWDER, YOU ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE AWESOME.
I swear to fuck if this uploads sideways
>>3551768
well, it didn't
>>3551768
Well there's good news and bad news Anon
>>3551622
>Nick stared with cold eyes at the shaking hare before him as he hunched his body low and felt a warm set of lips suckling on the tip of his cock.
>"This one has been chosen, bred to crave the love of untamed and predatory men." He arched his back, and a low whine sounded from beneath him as his charge strained towards him with an open mouth. "You have brought me your own replacement."
>Monica bit her lip. Her pupils had dilated, and her fur felt hot to the touch as she fell to her knees and grabbed his forepaws. "Please, no! Master, I live to serve you-"
>"Good." Pulling back and standing up, Nick turned and strode to a throne chiseled from rock and coated in soft lichens. The rabbits crawled after him, kneeling at his lap. "Do well and we'll see who I see fit to keep."
>Nick was thrown. Betty was already lapping at the base of his knot, nose twitching a mile a minute. But Monica wasn't keeping her composure much better, shifting constantly as she rubbed her thighs together in anticipation and tickled his tip with her whiskers.
>He always enjoyed this part of the shoot however, when the vibe gets going and things naturally moved; the two women making out with either side of his knot seemly had taken the duel to heart, and Nick bit his lip as he debated calling for a break.
>The Betty nudged Monica out of the way and took him deep in her throat and felt her snorting at his treasure trail like Rainforest district coca. When she pulled back to gasp for air she looked starstruck. Before he could do anything Monica had taken her place, chirping her teeth together in bliss.
>The alternated like this for what felt to Nick like days as he clung onto the arms of the chair for dear life, finally culminating in four sets of fluffy paws stroking him in perfect time, and two twitching noses rooting between his legs.
>He couldn't last any longer, and he gazed off set as he neared climax from fluffy paws and nuzzling snouts, right into the eyes of Judy. And froze.
>>3551768
uhhh
>upside_down_weaver_laughing.jpg?
>>3551768
Well, it isn't sideways
I'm on android, hit me up with a way to not do this
>>3551768
I can say you didn't fail in the way you thought you would
>>3551736
FUCK!!
How did I miss that
Based Nalesess lewder
and thanks anon for saving that gem
>>3550642
Th-that outfit...
>>3551768
>>3551659
Well done! What gave it away?
>>3551870
You posted your crossdressing llama last thread when talking about possibly continuing.
And then it got continued.
>>3551821
have you pastored your otters yet?
there needs to be a better term for it.
Pastorized? Brought out to Pastor?
>>3551902
oh.
I'm a flowery word throwing hack, not a memorizer
>>3551870
So, will this be going up somewhere else after you're through with it?
>see alec got himself a patreon
>thought he just gave in the pressure
>actually has shit pc
you little shitter, I hope you get your dream machine soon, should have set it up sooner
>>3551821
My god, you're an insatiable mammal.
Not that I necessarily think that's a bad thing.
>>3551920
You mean "put out" not "brought out".
>>3551931
>flowery
well at least you can write without it suddenly becoming 6 pages of exposition before they actually fuck.
and at least your sex scenes aren't incredibly underwhelming.
>>3551920
I always just say "dosed with Pastor"
>>3551574
>Filenames
What did I do to deserve this ruse
>>3551980
yeah, but mine are puns
>>3551870
>>3551931
WHERE'S THE DESMOND AND MOLLY PORN, METALS
YOU PROMISED
>>3551766
that's actually real cute
i love how travis looks worried but gideon is just in heaven
>>3551938
unf
>>3551787
>"Cut! Dammit Focks, that was a goofy look at the end but we can cut that in post, you gave us plenty of footage for this. We need the next scene now though."
>Judy stood, trembling. She had honestly lost herself there, wanted him to cum to let sticky fox cum run down her paws in hot and sticky gouts that she could lick clean and..
>"Eep!" A hand on her butt made her jump, and she turned around to peer into the stern eyes of her fox. "Oh, Ferrel."
>"Yes, Ferrel." He grabbed her butt cheeks in his hands and she stifled a gasp of shock. "Is your sister here?"
>"What? No. Augh!" She flinched as an assistant ferret tapped her butt with a tiny bottle of lube. "Oh, thank you. But uh, yeah, something wrong?"
>"No. Fuck, I'm just losing my mind." He shook his head. Anyway, places." She applied the contents of the bottle, and after squirming about a little went back to her mark.
>"Sir!" A badger male enters and averts his gaze. "My apologies, but your honored guest the Bobcat Earl is requesting companionship."
>"Fine." Nick smacked the hare on the rear, earning a squeal of shock. "Your services are needed wench. Excellent work keeping your lowly job; now leave me."
>She exits with the badger looking flustered, and Nick lifts Bettys head from his furry orbs to meet his gaze. "Now little bunny, turn around for me."
>Meekly she turns before resting her fluffy chest on the ground and spreading her cheeks. Nick took his time admiring the view before delicately putting a pad to her hole and making her whole body quake. "Let me show you the love prey forbid."
>Betty bites down on a paw, muffled squeals and moans of encouragement making Nick drool with anticipation.
>Standing from the throne, Nick squeezes her hips and nestles his tapered tip against her cute little bunny butt, tail twitching furiously.
>"Nikki!" As he slides in, a cry of unbridled pleasure sounds across set.
>Nick pauses, realization dawning. Then resumes character.
>He could win a AV award for this.
AWS anon, if you're here, I'm watching youtube tutorials on creating key-pairs, setting up security groups, and launching EC2/VPC instances
I'll make you proud
Does anyone have Maurice lying on the hospital bed with "get well soon" card from Chief Bogo on the night stand?
I can't believe I forgot to save it.
>>3552061
But of course, anon.
>>3551940
Who's alec again?
>>3551991
Some people like me just use the download button and it keeps the filename.
>>3552104
>under 2 minutes
thank you, anon
>>3552107
S8
bondage art dude
>>3552124
s-eight-tan
>>3552034
Keep going, (You)
So I'm a little confused about Nick and Judy Make A Porno...
I get that Judy and her sister plan on pulling a switcheroo, but like... When is the switch happening or has it already happened?
Reminder that I still need species that might live in the Canal District, stuff like muskrats, minks, stuff like that?
I don't want this thing to just be full of mustelids and rodents with the occasional hippo, though.
>>3551920
No.
>>3551948
I'm just... shocked.
Yeah, shocked at such a...t-tight clinging...pair of sh-shorts.
>>3552034
Uh huh? Then what happened?
>slept for two hours today, woke up refreshed and alert
>barely had any coffee
>it's 12 hours later, still don't feel tired
>rather relaxed and comfy, but fully alert
>haven't felt so comfy in a longer while
>actually want to go and do something productive
this is great
>great mood
>maybe someone will post new OC today too
>comfy
>>3552244
It has already happened. Perspective keeps swapping.
"Betty" is Judy, but from Nick's perspective currently.
>>3552253
>carrot underwear
>probably the same his mom bought to him when he was much younger
>>3552289
Do you think, like, all rabbits wear carrot underwear?
I mean it might be a stereotype, but they seem to embrace it. Just look at the prizes at the Carrot Day festival.
>>3552253
Look at this cute nerd
LOOK AT HIM
Why isn't he your husbando yet?
>>3552289
>implying his mother doesn't buy his underwear still
>implying she does make him show him the fit
>implying she doesn't put her paw in the waist band to check their's enough room for his 'little buddy'
>implying Mrs. Savage isn't the best mother ever
>>3552249
>Yeah, shocked at such a...t-tight clinging...pair of sh-shorts.
Man, wait until you see what he has underneath.
Hold on, I'll just post that nude pic of him...
Oh. Never mind. Forgot to save it.
>>3552333
>satan eyes
>>3552333
Because I despise mercenaries.
>>3552333
I already have a sheep husbando.
>>3552335
>*her
>*there's
>>>>>>FUCK
>>3552367
Punished Doug when?
>>3552360
>tfw no gote on the movie
>>3552348
>>3552333
On the one hand, I'm not into sheep.
But on the other hand, he directed some of the best Simpsons episodes ever.
>>3552400
Leave it to 4chan to not only create a nude version of somebody else's fursona, but then for somebody besides the person who created it and the person whose fursona it was to have saved it,
Goddamn I love you people.
>>3552264
>Wake up at 1:00PM
>Grab food at mcdonalds
>Come back home and eat
>Browse /trash/
>Fap
>Go to bed at 6:00AM
Been like this for the past ten years, just replace /trash/ with whatever fucking board.
>>3552333
>not wanting a horny husbando
>>3552333
>square-eyed woolheaded obeast
no idea, anon
>>3552270
Thanks. The perspective swapping has me more turned about than Nick.
>>3552425
But Labjer drew that.
>>3552425
What are you talking about? Labjer drew that himself.
How does one "become" the bunny/fox?
>>3552426
but why?
take 2
>>3552459
Very carefully
>>3552333
>horse in the background
>somehow holding and using smartphone
HOW
O
W
>>3552459
Pray for a shift in the laws of the universe?
>>3552463
I find myself cheering up for this anon's success
>Barely any fics updated today
>Spend all day on the zootopia fanfic page smashing the F5 key every 10 seconds
Hurry up you fucks!
>>3552333
>liking rams
>>3552034
>Nick took his time, playing with her hips and mugging for the camera as his fluffy charge underneath begged him for more.
>Each thrust was excruciatingly slow, and Judy started bobbing her hips up and down in response. "Yes, c'mon..."
>He let out a bark of laughter. You rabbits really are all the same. Hungry and looking for a nice strong pred to help show you a simpler life."
>"Life as a hunk of tasty meat!" With a snarl he snatched her up, sitting back down on the throne and letting the cameras watch as she sunk down to the base.
>Her breathing came in gusts, and she couldn't help but grind her butt into his fluffy lap at the feeling of his hot breath on the back of her neck, thinking of teeth that...
>Wait, the whole way onto his lap? "W-what..?"
>He moved his mouth to her ear, canines scraping the pink flesh inside as he bit down gently and took a new pace, one paw still secure to her chest and the other sliding lower, knowing all to well how to bring her close.
>Judy came as soon as his claws gently trailed over her mound, the feeling of a throbbing fox cock just below her tail making her head swim.
>Nick's tail rode hup and over Judy's face, and she grabbed for it blindly; musk flowed down her throat like ambrosia, short circuiting her thoughts.
>Her footpaws on his thighs, Nick almost howls as the tightest rabbit in the biz works hims like it's the night after the Tundratown Bust again.
>His swelling knot gives him a moment's pause before Judy grinds herself down determinedly and Nick gives the additional push needed to lock off.
>Judy is finished. Limp against his torso, she murmurs half-phrases and twitches occasionally as warms floods her from Nick's orgasm.
>Lifting her from beneath, he shows off the tie and Judy's cute little slit to the cameras while trying not to whine with pleasure as his climax continues.
>"Perfect! Cut!" The director claps his hands. "Well, I'm erect! Great job, lets give these two a little to detach and reconvene!"
>>3552425
I'm kinda sad nobody has lewded my character yet.
>>3552480
Suction cup/adhesive substance on phone-holding hoof, stylus-esque pad on other? Shit, I dunno.
>>3552034
top notch stuff here, anon
We're expanding the menu again today
I hope you're all as excited as I am
Something very special in the works.
>>3552463
there we go
>>3552536
Reminder that Weaver isn't wearing any pants behind that counter.
>>3552497
f-fuck, Metals.
>Hungry and looking for a nice strong pred to help show you a simpler life
This is absolutely my fetish. Bunnies getting turned into cute little cock-hungry servants to preds.
Jesus.
>>3552536
Shut up and take my (You)
>>3552536
>nothing ever happened with yesterday's special
sorry m8, not feelin' it. I was hoping for some of that gruff wolf getting over her exterior to say how she felt to her sheepboy.
>>3552536
i want some cheese bites now
also what is that the giant a
>>3552536
The special! Yes please Mr Lope!
>>3552536
I don't know why, but this is the first time I noticed there's an A rated health inspection certificate behind you.
>>3552569
It's what every dumb bunny wants, deep down.
>>3552497
Well I can already tell I probably won't be able to share this on the /co/ thread.
Who /dickinsidepolicebunny/ here?
>>3552619
but how can he have an A rating when he doesn't wear pants?
Here to shill
http://pastebin.com/BRwvue8M
Knot Here, Not Now: Judy and Nick have some time to themselves, but as the going gets good the Hopps' parents pay a surprise visit.
"Amusing" said one anon
"holy shit" said another
"If you wanted to do more I wouldn't complain" someone said, or something to that effect
>>3552536
>as i am Something very special in the works.
I'm sure you are. As special as a period or a full stop.
>>3552564
Does this have something to do with the cream?
>>3552655
j/k, love you
>>3552621
Yeah, but I really like the denial as their big strong pred breaks them into their new life as a slave.
but i really wanna be the bunny in a situation like that.
>>3552652
I'm going to assume that Weaverlope moonlights as a city health inspector.
>>3552497
Butt stuff is my kinda stuff. Cool words Mr writer dude!
>>3552663
Hi! First day? Or did it take you this long to notice Weaver uses line breaks instead of punctuation?
>>3552720
Forgot to say, just put little black bars over anything offensive! I used to post this on /tg/ and /co/.
>>3552249
Tigers
Bears
Platypi
Muskrats
>>3552727
B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
R
>>3552766
>Tigers
>Bears
Anon, you forgot Weasels.
>>3552766
Water Leopards
>>3552720
You ass.
>>3552766
Also Cappyberas
>>3552787
>that framerate
pure ass
It's okay bun, I know a nice tazmanian devil I can set you up with if you're looking for a little subjugation.
>>3552768
pic reminds me of this guy
>>3552720
I... Was capping too.
Uh... Yeah.
Is the writing done?
Do I just not do my cap, or should I finish it and we have two editions of the same greentext?
>>3552808
It's alright dear.
Clearly you were just experimenting.
Much like your plans to "experiment" with Pastor on your two roommates, right?
>>3552727
he also uses stick figures instead of actual drawings, so this brand of minimalism must permeate most things he does
>>3552826
I work with what I have. I'm too lazy to make an updated version of that Webm even though I could. Sue me.
And I don't need to be set up with anybody. I just wanted to point out that you're a bigot.
>>3552808
>ONE.
>TIME.
Man, you are really proud about bedding them all at once, huh?
>>3552784
but anon, we don't know if seals exist in zootopia
>>3552834
Hey man, you do you! honestly it sucks when you're partway done a cap and see another, I still usually finish mine and keep it as a "rare" cap or just toss it out later. I'm debating adding an epilogue, I probably should.
Give me five minutes.
>>3552872
Cottontail confirmed unable to handle the bantz. I'm not even australian.
>>3552875
That didn't stop Chumpy
>>3552758
Yeah except that isn't anthro, which is enough of an excuse for most mods.
>>3552249
Well, since space is at a premium in any city, you might be able to get away with some non-standard mammals living just above the canal district, like Sloths and the like
>>3552890
Hold on, you don't get to be a bigot and bail out with "Oh it was banter!"
Own up or shut up, ass.
>>3552896
Can't stump the Chump.
>>3552890
Ah, okay. Two editions it is then. There weren't many archivers/cappers in the RWBYg threads where I started doing this, so this never really happened.
>>3552875
Leopards that swim is what I mean
>>3552727
Jeez, what got up your ass?
>>3552935
You just want to see some wet pussy, don't you, anon
>>3552921
Chumpyseal a cute!
Cute!!
>>3552652
He trades sexual favors for passing health inspections.
>>3552921
This isn't okay
Where am I gonna get the fluff to restuff my awesome coat now
>>3552953
Yes
>>3552935
I thought most leopards swam? Don't they really like water?
>>3552919
Wow bun, you are just no fun allowed, aren't you? Sigh, fine then, let me show you how little I care about this whole speciesism thing.
Hey, look at me! I'm a big dumb llama, I spit everywhere and loooove eating dandelion shoots! I'm only good for producing wool and have a smellt dirty croup! My teeth are disgusting, and cloven hooves mean I'm usually sexually frustrated!
No one fucking cares.
>>3552963
You could always shear Remmy.
>>3552955
Indeed.
>>3552963
Aw, buck up.
You can still take him out clubbing.
Maybe get some new boots while you're out.
>>3552976
The stereotype of cats hating water is a lie, cats are fine with getting wet as long as it's on their terms
>>3552917
Oh boy, I might need to take a couple days alone just to learn how to draw sloths.
>>3552536
You think that sometime next week, you'll put Honeybuns back on the menu?
>>3552463
Cont
>>3543939
qreqwerqwerqwerqwerqwer
>>3553046
Anon...
>>3553046
You're trying so hard
and it just doesn't work out
>>3553022
More like shitrate.
Better quality now.
>>3552993
I..
Ju.
Ugh.
Fine. Be like that.
Jerk.
>>3553046
Why is Jack Savage jerking himself off in a box?
>>3553013
i guess i'll have to make do
>>3553013
>take him out clubbing
>New boots while your out
Anon please
>>3553046
WHat tTHE FUCK
ok seriously is there an app to fix this
Or perhaps some underlying logic
>>3553096
WEAVER NO
>>3553088
And sideways. Keep quiet, this anon could have discovered a new niche
So Disney foxes are actually kinda assholes when you think about it...
>>3552335
>despite being literally at each other's throats the first time they meet Nick and Jack bond closely over their mutual experiences of being molested by their mothers
>nobody else knows how they became such close friends so rapidly
>>3543939
meeeeee
>>3543939
RIPIP
>>3552497
>"Whew!" Judy scratched his chest absently with her tiny claws. "Uh, hey Nick. Woah!"
>Nick deftly picked her up and stormed his way back to the dressing room, a protesting, apologizing Judy attached to him all the while.
>Kicking the door open, he was greeted by a shriek by Betty, who was currently perched over the mouth of an ecstatic looking donkey who couldn't a day over twenty.
>"Ferrel!" Nick carefully set Judy down and put his hands on his hips. "Oh. Uh, surprise!"
>"Well, I am surprised." Scooping the bunny back up, he makes his way over as the donkey beat a hasty exit. "What was the idea here?"
>"For me? Getting Judy to share." Betty looked smugly at him. "And getting her to live out a few dreams."
>Nick takes a seat, and Judy shivers as his knot tugs at her. "That so?"
>"Ever since you told me you used to act, I started watching your movies." She flopped her ears in his face. "I guess I picked up some new proclivities."
>Nick looked between them. "So you want us making porn as officers? I only agreed to this because I've seen the file room and have plausible deniability for just one appearance, I can't keep up a double life." The sisters exchanged disgruntled looks.
>"But." They perked up, and he winked at them. "There's always amateur."
Goodnight everybody!
>>3553111
crop the photo after you take it you assclown
>>3553213
That was a good read.
>>3551676
> Watching Little Mermaid
> Judy: "I wish I could meet a kind-hearted prince."
> Nick: "You have a kind-hearted partner, right?"
> Judy: ...
> Nick: (Shit she probably thinks I'm an idiot.)
> Judy: "... hey, that's right! Let's do great at work tomorrow, partner!"
> Nick: (... GOD DAMNIT.)
Makes sense to me.
>>3553213
You're pretty good.
Got some #rarewaifucaps from a shitty browser game on the website with all the creepy Frozen games. Surely at least one other person appreciates Priscilla. I have no idea why they're the villains here, or why Priscilla has blood on her claws, though.
http://www.games-kids.com/game/10433/zootopia-investigation-mischief.html Game here.
>>3553279
>Revolver Ocelot
>As a Fox
Still great tho.
>>3553321
>it looks like girlgames
I never asked for these memories
Holy crap, Muskrats are smaller than I thought.
I may have made a mistake with the general size of the sprites I've already drawn.
>>3553213
That was pretty great. Thanks for taking the time.
>>3553321
It looks like loss desu.
>>3552655
That's totally my fetish
>>3553321
Ugh. And I just saw that JonTron episode where he showed off that site with all of those Frozen games.
Why.
>>3553279
I went to watch a shit movie, anything interesting happen in the last three hours?
>>3553375
http://www.games-kids.com/game/11882/judy-foot-surgery.html Here you go, anon.
>>3543939
Well too bad it didn't say dad because now I have to reply.
; ;
>>3553150
>Get into arguments about which mother is better
>"My mother puts notes in my lunches to let me know how much she loves me."
>"That's nothing, my mom makes blueberry pancakes when I go over on the weekends!"
>"My mother lets me finish in her mouth!"
>>3553247
>>3553046
Ty famalam
>>3552655
I feel rused.
You totally foreshadowed them knotting and getting caught, and then nothing.
I'm kind of salty.
Was funny though.
What the actual fuck
>>3553416
>"Oh, I guess you win then. Your mom only lets me finish on her face"
>>3553352
>>3553290
>>3553279
>>3553271
Hey, I'm glad I did take the time! It was a fun, funny prompt with a surprising amount of legs to it.
>>3552008
I did make a greentext a long, long time ago. But I dunno if I have the heart to do it anymore. They're such a perfect couple that I don't want to project any of my lewdness onto them, and if I did I would make them vanilla as hell.
Thought that tongue +tiny lil bump horns is such a tempting feature.
>>3553082
I'm actually sorry, I really don't mean to make anyone mad. #NotAllBune
>>3553493
>judy in a bikini
>it doesn't hide the wewlap/chest fluff
why bother
>>3553493
NO
STOP
CEASE
>>3553213
I really don't know if I should go full pornographic with my graphics or find something less porno-y, or just censor the graphics.
Shit.
Never had this problem before, what do you guys think?
Oh fuck my fucking god why
Also, they could actually get sued by Disney for using Giochinnos music on this one.
>>3553511
>>3553526
NO.
Reminder to add yourself to the map.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2056116
>>3553542
>>3553542
I like the idea of tending to a sad, hurt Judy, but this goes too far.
>>3553542
>he doesn't know about girl games
it only worsens, anon. Wait until the dentistry ones.
>>3553555
>Bongland only has gekkering and drug enthusiasts
I'm going to count that as a win.
>>3553571
>>3553582
>>3553606
WERE GOING DEEPER DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE
literally
Fuck it.
Where's the game where Judy has to decurse her child by taking random shit off of him?
Where's the ear cleaning Judy game?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JUDY BRAIN SURGERY?!
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ANON?!
>>3553606
Didn't they also make a Baby Elsa Spine Surgery game?
Maybe that one was mobile only...
>>3553640
Why so much effort into this and not something where we get to stick fingers, dildos, and cocks in her pussy? This world is really fucking gay.
>>3553606
>yall don't know these games
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ghGWWfzq-o
>>3553689
send help
>>3553689
My location is just my city, not gonna give out a fine location
>>3553784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi8za2kTJDs
>>3553542
>>3553706
>>3553640
Jesus Christ
why are bunnies so dumb?
>>3553640
>>3553706
>Nick is likely the next victim of the pseudo girl games that really more like interactive fetishes in disguise
>>3553785
fuck
Posting this again. Any criticism would be appreciated. I know my shading is shit.
>>3553822
Excessive inbreeding
>>3553802
>Jontron Remmy
I'm not sure how i should react to that.
>>3553405
let's not and say we did
>>3553555
>next anon is ober 400 miles away
it sure feels lonely sometimes
>>3553802
Rose is the real Jontron
>>3553839
from which the inbreeds breed with their already tainted sisters and brothers and start to genetically implode onto themselves
Uh... what. WHAT. WHATTTT.
>>3551369
>>3553839
God, that's fucking hot. I wonder if Judy ever got fucked by her dad. Hnnnng.
>>3553338
>It was girlgames
I wish I was this punching bag
>>3554027
maybe
>>3553943
>all characters are traced except Nick
>he stands out like a sore thumb that came right outta deviantart
>>3554035
Getting Judy's sweaty feet to destroy your crotch?
>>3553822
Okay, this is just getting annoying.
>>3554131
Why are bunnies such perfect fuck toys?
>>3543939
fuck you
>>3554131
uh, isn't that the point?
>>3554155
You freaks think about sex way more than any bunny I know.
Also I'm running out of angry images to spend on this thread.
>>3553213
Fucking hell. I had so much trouble deciding on which graphics to use, I eventually just said fuck it.
Pretty dissatisfied with what I did, but eh its done.
Also named it for my own personal cataloging, hope you don't mind.
>>3554012
Wasn't there a fic that went with this?
>>3553555
>Closest anon is a plane trip away
>Fucking Bernielover is only 150 kilometers away
>>3554155
Their size means that large partners can watch their partner do the best they can, while small ones can still pleasure the bune.
Their libido means that whichever sex you choose, they can just keep cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming.
And their ears are simultaneously handlebars and jizz-rags.
>>3554131
Look at that cute little Onahole
>>3554248
Please do not tug rabbit ears
This Nick does things to me
>>3553837
I honestly don't know what that thing staring at the fire is supposed to be.
>>3554271
If a cute little rabbit's struggling to fit my dick in their mouth, what else am I supposed to do but give them a helping hand?
>>3554271
Please don't objectify the rabbit in general.
Come on, guys, pardon the meme but it's 2016. I thought we'd all moved past this.
Apparently not even a goddamn bunny cop can end a stereotype.
>>3554280
Looks like a bat.
>>3554236
I saw a greentext about it once. I don't know about a fic, though. Sorry :/
>>3554210
Awesome work, also the pics fit well enough
Still no water leopards to be found
>>3554272
I want to protect his smile.
>>3553837
Can you give me an estimate on how long you spent on this?
I wanna fuck Judy from behind, yanking hard on her ears as she begs me to stop
>>3554369
Then you need...
>>3554415
In a rape way or how we talking?
>>3554441
Either way I guess
>>3554399
An hour or so.
>Fic where Jack Savage is a hitman who got caught by Nick and forced into helping the police
>And it seems he killed Judy's parents in the past. Not that anyone knows that
>Except Judy hasn't even appeared in the story yet (tho its just at 2 chapters)
>>3554272
I want to dick Zistopia Nick
>>3544259
I want to smell Judy's uniform.
I bet that thing reeks after wearing it all day.
>>3554432
I need what anon?
>>3553046
Jack's order
>>3554482
He looks so consistently pathetic.
Its actually kinda neat
I want to sniff Gideon's glands.
>>3554505
Well as long as it's natural.
>>3554540
I want to lick gideon's Glans
>>3554503
A gun
>>3553504
>I would make them vanilla as hell.
And that's a problem? Some couples are made for vanilla lovemaking, and a wife giving her husband a mindblowing blowjob is still plenty vanilla.
>>3554505
>FOXDIE
>>3554497
I wanna sniff her ears and nibble on them softly.
>>3554505
Foxdie?
>>3553555
>someone lives in Hillsdale
Oh shit. I've been there. It's about as Bunny Burrow as an Earth town can get.
>>3554344
It may be >Nickeon, but that image is still too adorable for me
>>3554497
I want to smell Judy after she's been wearing her uniform all day.
Hey could someone post the Charlie and ferret guy from last thread? It fell off the board before I could save it.
>>3554615
I wanna rub her feet and suck her toes!
>>3552249
Fishing cats!
>>3554651
ztarchive.com/trash/thread
>>3554651
>>3554660
I wanna fuck her in the pussy!
>>3554629
I know right? Gerardson's Nickeon stuff is super adorable.
I love the way he draws Nick with a hat.
>>3554709
Thanks.
>>3554596
Don't worry senpai, i have one.
>>3553542
see this is what gets me with zootopia. nobody wears shoes and they're walking barefoot in nasty public toilets and beaches with medical waste all over and sidewalks with broken bottles all over
>>3554766
Now that you've won the super gun bowl, what are you going to do?
>>3554772
Because they're animals, anon. Animals walk around on bare feet too.
Hey I'm gonna drink and draw the continuation of the donk/moped comic for those interested https://picarto.tv/Vawfag
>>3554466
That's a good amount of time.
Best advice I can give is just keep drawing and don't feel the need to rush.
Uh-oh, what could Beaver possibly be buying in the Nocturnal District?
>>3554766
MEGAMAN
GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER YOU NUMBSKULL
>>3554819
but yeah there's like poo on the public toilet floors man. if human's can't aim properly, i have no faith that animals would.
>>3554897
Do robots need trigger discipline?
>>3554819
Doesn't make it sanitary
Also now that they are all plantigrade, there is a lot more surface area touching the ground, meaning more area to get hurt
>>3554863
wait, did moped post the new update already?
>>3554598
True. I dunno, my respect and love for Chumbo makes me wary of trying but I'd never say I'm turning my back on lewding them either. They're still my favorite OCs, so never say die anon.
>>3554210
Yo, this is rad! Thanks you my man, and thanks to the anons who cued up the prompt and gave me the push to make it as big as it got.
>>3543939
Why post this? We all famalam here
>>3554931
Everyone needs trigger discipline
>>3554890
Oh man
What if this goes full Princess Bride
Beaver doses a drink, they play a game of wits as to whose drink is dosed and which is save to drink.
>>3551369
>>3554952
Good thing I don't need to reply to it since my mother's already dead.
hey it's fanartiguess and i come bringing an offering of the zootopia vice picture i've been working on today. i really liked the 80's colors on my other picture and want to bring it into this
>>3554951
He gave you the green light weeks ago, and he hasn't shown up for longer than 5 minutes since anyways.
>>3554967
Also, while I'm at it, how much does it take to properly dose somebody on Pastor?
I always assumed it was a decently small amount, but I always thought of it as a powder, too.
>>3554813
Start a race war.
>>3554967
or just develop substance immunity ahead of time
>>3553943
Do not subject yourself to any more of this.
>>3554709
>>3554890
And so it begins
>>3555029
That's fair, but I question how you develop pastor immunity.
There's really too many canons floating around for it, is the issue.
>>3555024
Only the master race on my mother base
>>3555056
I hope you made sure that bottle's cap wasn't tampered with; Beav was 'miring your package earlier.
>>3555068
This. I mean, I'm part of the problem, since I included it in one of my fics, but we really need to figure out how the hell it works.
>>3553474
the title DOES say Knot Here, Not Now
>>3555113
I mean, I like all the varied ideas we have for domestication as a whole, but we should probably define what specifically "Pastor" is if it's going to have a name.
Which is not to say a fic/fanwork can't have a different take on it, but rather that they should probably use a different name if it differs from the agreed upon interpretation.
Might make things easier.
>>3555043
I thonk a testament to weaver's actual ability is that he has drawn 4+ anthro red foxes that are completely distinguishable from eachother without needing sparkledog
>>3554965
But robots aren't people
>Fic where one of the biggest skyscrapers in Zootopia is blown up
>Thousands dead, many more missing
>Basically 9/11 tier
>People don't seem to treat it as more than like a moderate tragedy
>Judy gets huffy when the government wants to step in to find the culprit
>She is also confused when a swarm of reporters are at the police station when they arrive
>One of Nick's contacts in Tundra town is casually like "Hey, did you hear about that bomb?" when they talk to him
Im gonna just go with authors not realizing the scale that they are using when they write.
>>3555169
The problem lies in picking the agreed-upon interpretation. Maybe we should get the original anon to give us a definitive answer.
>>3555175
Counterpoint: Mangle looks exactly like Mrs. Wilde.
>>3553555
>one other Hawaiian
>is likely a white guy transferred here by the military
I'm just a lonely shitposting chink
>>3555223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRIr9MNmCwU
I want to change Nick's diapee.
>>3555288
Hm. Touche.
>>3555175
>anthro red foxes
Charlie's a corsac fox, not a red fox.
>>3555264
Which original anon, is the issue?
PromptAnon would never force an interpretation, and too many anons chimed in afterwards.
I guess we could give it to the guy who came up with the name, but I'm super partial to the idea that it's refined byproduct of nighthowler serum creation.
>>3555328
please die
>>3555288
Counter-counterpoint: I would gladly mangle Mrs. Wilde's vagina with my penis.
saturday night's alright for writin! instead of some prompts, let's do a writing challenge. i wanna see what you're working on.
>Set a timer for a 30 minutes. Start writing something or work on an existing project. Really try to crank something out.
>How much you write doesn't matter. Write as much as you can or really focus in on one perfect paragraph. Just get going.
>When the timer's up, come back and post whatever new material you write in the time period, no matter how you feel about it. You're writing with constraints, so don't worry about it!
>Tell us what you found most challenging about the process. Get some (You)s.
don't have a fic idea but want to participate?
>Nick and Judy visit the Nocturnal District for the first time. Are they tourists or on-duty? Doesn't even have to have a plot. Tell me about the place, or write some dialogue.
let's git gud together
>>3555434
I want to get Gud and tie him to my bed.
Man I hate it when fics have lame endings.
Always sucks that nailing the ending is so hard. I was enjoying that fic that was Nick and Judy exchanging emails while Nick was at the academy.
I thought the segment about Nick not being able to see starts in Zootopia at night was pretty well done.
But then the last part was just kinda meh. It ended on something of a whimper. I mean I guess it wasn't like there was gonna be an big revelation or case to be solved, but it didn't really have any emotional climax to it. It just sorta ended
>>3555169
Here's my go, then? Someone more quallified amend if needed
Pastor, when ingested, rapidly initiates a long-lasting state of altered consciousness. It doesn't make you retarded or really fuck with decisionmaking, etc, it just makes you reaaally like submitting yourself to others, to the point where you'd choose to even if it meant something normally undesirable happening. That means following orders selflessly and generally working for their benefit. To reiterate, it doesn't really change existing attitudes, it adds new ones that take prevedent
>>3555300
I'm alone in Minnesota too
>>3555344
I take it back
Fuck off weaver you are a bepislorf
>>3555495
So, what, sort of like how charm works in DnD and the like? Wherein you can generally push them to do things they wouldn't normally do, but something they find incredibly morally reprehensible they'd be able to resist much more?
So Pastor'd Judy Hopps might be convinced into swindling/stealing something, but she could never be convinced to commit murder?
>>3554727
Is that Toriel in the photo with Bogo?
>>3555379
But would you go wild on a Mangle?
>>3553555
>We got an anon in Syria and in Israel
Thats neat
>>3555576
No, looks like a cow.
>>3555108
Oh anon, I would never.
Even if Labjer's life is oh so very stressful.
>>3555581
I was reading that Roommates fanfic that Weaver edits.
It still hasn't mentioned why Mangle likes to go through the vents and always covers herself up.
Ech, sorry, wrong thread, I know.
>>3555491
I know that feel. I spend way too much time coloring doodles.
>tfw you cap a bunanon post series and someone says you forgot one in the middle
>>3554996
i want more of these two
>>3555495
>more qualified
anon, it literally doesn't do anything until you say it does. it doesn't work any way until you say it does. fictional things are stipulated, not discovered. go make it.
>>3555581
I'm not entirely sure if that's possible...
Also, it's weird that I GIS Weaver and Mangle and the first pic that comes up is by Gud.
>>3555693
>Weaver
>Editing a fanfic
X
>>3555562
>never be convinced to commit murder?
Probably varies
Like, if someone she imprinted on asked her to kill some person with a halfway decent explaination, she'd probably be conflicted but give in eventually, still feeling the effects of the cognitive dissonance, but you probably couldn't get her to, like, rape a bunch of kindergartners to death with a chainsaw strap-on. Unless maybe she had a REALLY big dose.
Nobody make a fic about that list part btw
>>3555740
>Nobody make a fic about that list part btw
well now you've tempted me.
between that and promptanon's 30 minute challenge...
Kidding, of course. I'm bad at writing lewd, so I couldn't do it justice.
So the higher the dose and the more they're predisposed to liking somebody, the more that mammal can convince them to do something.
Works for me.
I wonder what Pastor does on OD. Permanent brain damage, probably.
>>3554248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
>>3555729
behind the knee maybe
>>3555711
I've never missed a post, but that would one of my be my worst nightmares. I usually cap as the writer writes, so it's hard to skip one.
Think I'll try my hand at that 30 minute writing challenge sometime, stretch my fingers tonight.
>>3555108
>Beav pastorizes Labjer
>Turns him into a docile slut
>Turns out it really was just mouthwash
>Labjer was never drugged
>He sucked that dick on his own like a champ
>It's just a prank bro
>>3555693
How far are you in? I'm pretty sure it's heavily implied at one point what her (his?) deal is.
When is Comic anon going to be onnnnnnn
It was just a joke, guys, I'm not drugging anyone.
>>3555581
Or maybe this one's more your speed.
>>3555802
Well, darn. That requires a bit of a rewrite of my fic, then. Considering that nobody likes Vanderbill (and nobody was supposed to), I doubt he could use Pastor to his benefit.
Unless... I could salvage something with this interpretation. Carry on, anon.
>ywn cuddle up next to your bf, Nick, on your couch while watching a late-night movie
>ywn feel Nick momentarily tense up before relaxing again by your side
>ywn grin as you smell the faint earthy smell of his messy diaper
>ywn pick him up and carry him over to the changing table
>ywn sit him down directly on his messy rump and smile at the face he makes
>ywn have to give him a teddy bear to keep him from squirming during his change
>ywn gently tease Nick about the smell he's making while you clean him up
>ywn see Nick's member emerge from its sheath while you wipe his crotch
>ywn have to hold an ice cube to his foxy cock to get it back in its sheath before you can tape him up in a fresh diaper
>ywn carry him back over to the couch and return to cuddling
>ywn fall asleep nuzzled up next to Nick
>>3555989
Thank god.
>>3555972
I mean, it's one possibility.
This isn't concrete yet, and I'm open to more ideas.
>>3555821
Apparently it's detachable and gets misplaced a lot.
Like it's out of some King Missle song or something.
I want to bury my face in his neck fluff
>>3555989
Life sucks sometimes :(
So, in your opinion, how does one make their horns look their best? Shining, carving, painting?
How does one in Zootopia make their horns an integral part of their outfit?
>>3555989
I have awaited your return, >ywnick
>>3555989
>ywn cuddle up next to your bf, Nick, on your couch while watching a late-night movie
Okay, this could be good.
>ywn feel Nick momentarily tense up before relaxing again by your side
Oh....?
>ywn grin as you smell the faint earthy smell of his messy diaper
Oh come on dude.
>>3555734
>Also, my sincerest gratitude to both Weaver and Systemeth for proofreading and editing this chapter.
Roommates is based off of one of Weaver's ideas in the FNAF boards from last year.
>>3555434
anon no, with that prompt I'd just write about Nick and Judy being gangraped by a pack of flying foxes
>>3556059
Piercing mate.
>>3555379
No, anon!
Don't use her foxhole. Mrs. Wilde is for oral and anal.
>>3556059
You can't.
They gotta go. Cut em off.
Makes it easier to put on and take off buttonless shirts
>>3555881
Got to the latest chapter which updated today.
I'm sure the implication is that Foxglove Mangle got scarred by the same accident which cost Rackham Foxy his eye & hand, but it still hasn't been confirmed yet.
>>3556076
Oh I did cum a dude, thx.
>>3555964
Well why the hell now?
>>3556293
because he doesn't know where labjer lives obv
>>3554890
>>3555964
Let me tell you a secret, Mister der Beaver.
There are some roads you can't come back from.
>>3556124
I've been responded to with my own art. I'm not sure how to respond, only that I remember asking the same question earlier in the month. I seem to be repeating myself
>>3556327
Yeah.
And some windows you can't unbreak.
>>3555583
yeah... the syrian one was just me making a joke. there isn't really an anon in Raqqa (the ISIS stronghold) I'm afraid
>>3556327
>That shirt
Amazing
>>3556327
And that's why it's fortunate that he never started down that road.
>>3556367
>Wrong kind of pastor, Weav.
I do believe that image encompasses both possible connotations, actually.
>>3556430
Which is super fucking clever, honestly.
>>3556400
darn
>>3555923
Hi, I'm off and on lurking, about a thousand little fires have sprung up and I need to keep putting them out.
Computer is fried, hard drive failed, but I'm leaving out of the country tomorrow so I had meetings with other people and teammates to make sure everything would be okay without me, wanted to do recordings of the next blind read through and another chapter of Stoutwell but that'll have to wait till I get to Portugal-- I'll have my laptop, and I think the recording quality will be alright with the new headset I bought.
Sorry this is rushed, I love you all and am really sorry! Promise I'll have good stuff for you all!
>>3556465
Possibly not as much as you might think
From google
>late Middle English: from Anglo-Norman French pastour, from Latin pastor ‘shepherd,’ from past- ‘fed, grazed,’ from the verb pascere .
Makes sense considering all the symbology involving sheep and flocks in the bible
I haven't been following the threads for 6 weeks, what levels of autism are we at now
>>3556327
is weaver telling beaves to go ahead with his drugging scheme?
not cool, man
>>3555508
Thanks for reminding me that people live in Minnesota
>>3556530
No worries, Comic! You take care of yourself and your business.
>>3556530
Good luck Comicanon.
>>3556530
Gr8 blogpost m8 I r8 8/8
>>3556551
Aspergers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfFLp8aODlw
Hey thread, could you help me out with what happens next?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522226
also stream still going for those interested
https://picarto.tv/Vawfag
>>3556530
I hope everything goes well for you, Comicanon. Have fun on your vacation/out of towning!
>>3556430
>its a "biblical horror" episode
>>3556530
Comic, don't overwork yourself for this place.
I stayed up three nights once so I wouldn't miss a thread. Just relax, we'll catch you later.
>>3556548
>Egyptian gods were just people from the zootopia world that somehow made it too Earth
>>3556569
Weaver has been slipping small doses of Pastor into the drinks he makes at his cafe, keeping us hook on his content while still tricking us into believing we're still in control of our lives.
>>3556551
pretty low for how long we've been here
we haven't reached tulpas
but we have considered anon in X
>upset because no Judy/Lewdy porn
>realize I can just look at S8 Judy selfcest
When did you realize you were a genius?
>>3556569
I took it the other way, that Weaver was keeping an eye on him after his ND dealings.
>>3556647
>anon in x
>>3556530
You buy a headset just to do recordings?
You already got the fucking soundcloud account man, stop fucking spending money on us
>>3556606
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10522226
Option 3, thread.
Then Donk needs a place to stay
They go back to Moped's place...
You know the rest.
>>3556530
Sorry to hear about your computer, but I hope your trip goes well.
And if you're recording with your laptop, don't forget to re-check the volume before uploading.
>>3556612
Even with so many horror movies putting in old Christian biblical references, I honestly feel this was one of the only times I've seen it done really right, incorporating the feel of the church in more a way than just "it's demons".
/dicksuck
>>3543939
Free bullets for you anon
>>3556647
>we haven't reached tulpas
not for lack of trying
after two months of talking to my shoulder judy (out loud whenever possible) I really feel like i'm close to hearing something back. she's just shy for now
>>3556647
>considered anon in X
But anon, that happened.
>>3556666
When I got quads for the first time.
Why was there such a fuss and so much prejudice against Judy wanting to be a cop when there were already far smaller and weaker rodent cops already?
Kinda nulls the 'bunny can't be a cop 'cuz they're too small and weak' argument.
>>3556674
but what if it's the other way
"you started walking down this path, so you best keep walking"
what if weaver is the creator of pastor?
WE NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW WEAVER AS A KINGPIN DRUGLORD.
>>3556795
Little Rodentia is an exception. They require their own separate police force to police just Little Rodentia.
>>3555972
I'll be honest, one of the big things I liked about your fic was that Jack (seemingly) wasn't actually dosed with anything until the very end.
He was seemingly fully in control of his faculties, concocted a pretty clever plan on the fly, and seemed reasonably capable of executing it.
It's just his plan was "more dick more dick MORE DICK OH GOD" because the wolverine fucked all the good common sense out of him and that seemed to break his brain a little. Which is really hot; he had a choice, and not only did he choose to throw his lot in with the savage wolverine, he was so thirsty for D that he decided to drag Teddy down with him.
Not that I'm against Pastor at all, but damn.
>>3556795
They're probably an entire different department.
>>3556795
If a rodent cop was assigned a beat outside of Little Rodentia, you'd be sure there was a BIG deal made about it.
>>3556795
Those two hamsters are so cute and gay together.
>>3556795
Rodents cops are restricted and only effective in Rodentia
Judy is too large to be in Rodentia
Yet too small to be effective in any other larger environment
>>3556815
>what if weaver is the creator of pastor?
I could see him being a dealer, at least. Coffeeshop's a front.
>>3556822
If he's broken prior to being drugged with Pastor, it reconciles the interpretation with Grizz's plot with the platypus.
He's already predisposed to wanting as much dick as possible at that point, then he gets put out and the scientist whatever has his way with him.
>>3556795
A bunny is an inconvenient size for policing in Zootopia. Too large to work in Rodentia, and considered too small and weak to work for larger communities. A bit of a weak argument, but with some logic behind it.
Of course, the real issue is that the culture she came from did not produce police, for whatever reason, and there is always pushback to the first whatever.
>>3556859
Aren't they lemmings?
>>3556915
still adorably gay
>>3556873
Oh this is good.
I like where this is going.
You ravage that Savage.
>>3556690
Moped goes to sleep and Donk has trouble sleeping on Moped's couch?
>>3556966
They are also assholes who ran over Nick's tail repeatedly in protozootopia just to watch him shock himself
>>3557015
Do you think tail guards exist in Zootopia?
>>3556873
This is good, I need more of this. Much more.
>>3557059
Tail guards? Like what?
Catch you later. thread! Nice green texts in this one.
>>3557109
He always looks kinda soulless without his pupils
>>3556815
>draw Weaver as a kingpin druglord
Doesn't he do that already?
>>3556820
>>3556858
>>3556868
>>3556899
So does Bunnyburrow not have its own police department? Considering that Zootopia is over 200 miles away, and with the vast majority of the population there being rabbits, it again seems strange to me that such a fuss was made against Judy potentially being a cop there.
>>3557106
Tail... armor?
>>3555362
Okay, as the guy who named it, here's my thoughts on it, and how I wanted to use it.
As a domestication drug, it's meant to make the one who takes it controllable. But also enjoy the control. So it'd induce a kind of blissful state where everything's amplified. You live for praise and can't resist any commands.
This of course provides a reason why you wouldn't just stop taking it, because you'd want the enhanced feelings. Providing a dependency.
Of course, ultimately I figure you can use it how you want in fics. It's a good multi-purpose name.
>>3557138
No, no. We don't need Pastor in order to want to fuck the Weavalope.
>>3557161
Doubt one would want to wear armor just for walking around all day
>>3557131
He sold his soul for more smug.
>>3557169
This fits much more with the interpretation I had in my fic. If we're voting or something, I'd go with this one.
>>3556700
Not the guy you replied to, but I confess I'm a scrub and I don't get the reference, unless it's pic related. Just wanna make sure I'm not missing out on anything.
>>3557181
Maybe a stab vest
>>3557181
It's a misconception that armor is heavy and bulky. If it's just like a (faux)leather sheath or something it probably wouldn't be that big a deal.
>>3557158
Bunny Burrow must have some policing, but it might be done by other mammal species. Which is odd, but not too odd. Sheep seem to be culturally relevant in Zootopia, and we see them in the Burrows as well. So it's not too crazy to think that there are other mammals that work as sheriffs.not foxes though. It's unlikely a fox could get that job in the Burrows.
Really, you just have to go with the film on this. It's likely that there have been rabbit cops before, but perhaps a very long time ago, or before formalized police departments (police being a relatively modern invention), but the culture of the Burrows seems very risk averse, so anything marginally dangerous is probably handed to other animals.
>>3557158
>it again seems strange to me that such a fuss was made against Judy potentially being a cop there.
for the must part Bunny Burrow just has bunnies
Zootopia has much larger prey and predator species such as Rhinos, Buffalo, Tigers, and Elephants
>>3557207
It's NanQuest. Which is the spiritual sequel to RubyQuest.
Definitely worth reading though MUCH more dialog heavy and a bit more confusing.
>>3557256
Don't forget the nudist Panthers
>>3557222
Even so, armor is armor. Kinda feels paranoid if you feel you gotta casually wear armor going about your daily life.
>>3557222
I could see it being required for certain jobs, but not as a walking around thing
>>3557295
If assholes went out of their way to run over my tail every day I'd probably wear something to protect it.
>>3557295
I want to get an expired kevlar vest for a punisher costume
>>3557322
Spiked tail collars when
>>3556530
Hey, if when you're doing the Police Saga thing you could use specific link:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780
That would be awesome. And, seriously, good luck with everything. I hope that your traveling goes well. Feel happy with all that you've accomplished.
>>3556795
Imagine being a rodent cop and having to deal with shit like predatory birds or insects
"Gee Bill, today's a nice day ain't it? I'm just two weeks from retirement and--"
>Calling all cars, giant fucking tarantula in sector two, and an osprey on the loose from the canal district
"Fuck"
>>3557257
Oh rite, his quests have been on my to-read list for a long while. Jesus fuck, I have so damn many things to do, and this general eats up my time.
>>3557430
>sandwiched between the Zootopian Queens of Ass
This is how I want to die.
>>3555434
>Don't let the name fool you, despite the name, the Nocturnal District is the only place in Zootopia that never sleeps.
>The kind of place where people go to have fun... all kinds of it.
>as the known hustler he is Nick tries some drug to earn the suspects trust... it wasn't drugs but an aphrodisiac
or
>Nick & Judy investigate a club, it's a swinger/pred prey club, through a series of risky close calls they leave the place a little disturbed... but with a new outlook on their sexuality
>>3557158
I haven't seen the movie since theater so I can't remember the exact wording but the only way I can rationalize Nick and Judy being firsts are referring to the core ZPD force the movie revolves around, held in some sort of prestige as the toughest or most skilled department. Clearly there have to have been rabbit cops in bunnyburrows land and fox cops in foxholes, and so on and so forth. Also given the size of the city and even the police buliding there have to be way more cops than the twenty or so seen
>>3556778
This isn't even that autistic, it could be much worse
>>3557509
>Judy accidentally gets... HOPPED up on Pastor
okay I'll go sorry.
>>3552536
Welp, wanted to draw the ultra cute T-rex but... eh. Doesn't much look like a badger let alone him. Oh well, practice is practice.
Keep being awesome Weaver! Love your stuff!
>>3557509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGtl_yoCRoA
>>3557509
I don't see the point of a nocturnal district instead of the city Jekyll and Hyding itself into a purple lighted Las Vegas
>>3557509
>>as the known hustler he is Nick tries some drug to earn the suspects trust... it wasn't drugs but an aphrodisiac
Nick takes 'Pastor' and gets dominated by three different flamboyantly gay wolves with gigantic canine cocks... when?
>>3557554
I don't know why everyone thinks this guy is cute? He's like a greasy-faced teenage dipshit who flips burgers.
>>3557511
Can I make a point about this?
Being the first black FBI agent was, I believe, a big deal in U.S. history.
The first black cop in a modern police force is a detail that I think is lost, what with the very many varied local community agencies and whatnot.
There's just such a difference between 'small area beat cop' and 'member of the official, national, professionalized investigatory force'.
I really wish they let Judy keep her tranq.
Oh well. At least I can still mess around with it in Infinity.
>>3557554
I want to fuck that badger, slowly, sensually, tenderly, and lovingly.
>>3557658
Hopefully she gets some fucking trigger discipline
>>3557554
I like this. I'd like to full body cuddle him after work and do other affectionate things.
>>3557624
And that's cute, anon.
Burgerpants is top-tier husbando for the same reason.
G'night, all.
Dream of bun buns!
>>3557658
>Regular Judy has a tranquilizer
>Shock Collar Judy has a Taser
kind of tells you the ethics of both side doesn't it?
>>3557673
How do you know she's not about to shoot someone, anon?
>>3557554
Is he nineteen and yet he's already wasted his entire life?
>>3557673
Wow. Trigger discipline or rather lack thereof really... triggers.. people, doesn't it?
>>3557667
Beaver, stop, you're taking this obsession with badgers too far.
>>3557698
>Filename
Apparently he smacks people with a Jumbopop according to Disney Infinity.
UH GUYS
https://e621.net/post/show/922123/2016-3d_-artwork-anal-anal_penetration-animated-an
>>3557698
>how would Nick even fucking fight
He did in Zistopia.
>>3557158
Zootopia is the most central, most important location in the area, and Mayor Lionheart is in charge of it. Judy got assigned to District 1. The very first district in the center of the god damn city.
Before telling everyone her assignment, Lionheart is also sure to mention it as part of his Mammal Inclusion Initiative, and Judy is apparently its very first graduate.
Even the very first time I watched it, it was obvious that Judy was just being used as a postergirl to shill his policy.
Judy ends up living up to the position and deserves every part of it, but that's not why Lionheart put her there. He put her there so that everyone could see how much his policy worked.
So, for predators with prey that live together, how would they manage to successfully remove the collars if at all? And would they be able to maybe wear a fake one around?
>>3557587
Been done.
Well, they weren't flamboyant.
And there were only two of them.
>>3557722
Guns kill mang. Trigger discipline is really important.
Gun safety ain't a laughing matter.
>>3557698
Well related to the file name, I think we now know the true reason why the movie was rewritten. Clearly its because Nick logically wouldn't be able to fight in Infinity if he had his collar on, and taking it off would be a spoiler.
>>3557761
I was really bummed out that his cop outfit disc didn't change up his moveset. Or at least make it so it wasn't a Jumbo Pop.
>>3557761
Kind of hard when you have a collar that shocks you for any kind of aggresion
unless Nick mastered his emotions and heart rate by the end and is a total fucking stoic
https://e621.net/post/show/920908/2016-absolutely_everyone-absurd_res-anthro-antlers
Damn, that IS absolutely everyone...
>>3557573
I can't write for shit, I know english but have zero sense for plot writing, but the nocturnal district opens door to:
>bats, moles, badgers, coyotes, cougars(!), opossums and raccoons are nocturnal by nature.
>a good setting for pulp stuff
>an ideal place fro casinos, bars, nightclubs
>already had the idea of a non edgy chinatown themed plot for a non regulated drugs case that ends up in lewds
>>3554996
>Bunanon and Red
>judy and nick
>These two
and out of universe:
>Oswald and Ortesia (a cat)
>Ruby and Tom
>Roger Rabbit and Jessica
Seriously, are fictional, anthro-rabbit populations controlled due to high dispositions to xenophilia?
>>3557792
Well that's obviously why we need one with three wolves
>>3557680
>>3557710
He seems mellow, friendly, and happy with his job, so I wouldn't put him as a Burgerpants-Type.
Reminder Nick and Judy only have more sex together as they age.
>>3557771
For about 5 seconds before being utterly crippled by his collar to the point he passed out right after it was taken off.
>>3557768
>https://e621.net/post/show/922123/2016-3d_-artwork-anal-anal_penetration-animated-an
>human
get this filth out of my sight
>>3557768
I saw it. The human sort of ruins it. I know I'm being picky but it would be so much better if she were taking a fox dick.
>>3557698
>>3557761
>>3557771
>>3557795
Unless...
>>3557768
Judy's face seriously looks like shit and manish
>>3557830
Why does Nick look like Urkel?
>>3557809
>Damn, that IS absolutely everyone...
where the fuck are bucky and pronk then
>>3557795
>Guns kill
She's holding a tranq gun. The worst it could possibly do is make a rat OD, which I'm sure there's a stimulant that would counteract.
>>3552316
>>3557865
And naturalist panther
>>3557893
They have a bunch of visual one-off characters (which is why I could forgive them not having the panther who's on screen for 2 seconds) but B&P have actual speaking roles and they're not in this? But the construction foreman is?
>>3557698
probably just explain it as the collar being shut off or something, or her rigged it.
>Proto-Nick's ultimate move involved wrapping the collar around his opponent, shocking them and punching them in the face repeatedly.
>>3557820
For every RabbitXOther ship, there's at least a dozen RabbitXRabbit that aren't important enough to give a shit about.
Because Rabbit x Fox is fucking adorable and so deliciously lewd.
>>3557814
also gives a perfect setting for pic related
>>3557865
Technically the US and UK Moose are different as well, so they should have both Peter Moosebridge and Moosos Alexander; given they have Boi Cha, Michael Tanuyama, David Koalabell, and whatever the panda's called.
>>3557862
Because he did do that.
>>3557624
Honestly I don't know why I think hes so cute. I just do... maybe cause hes small and chill looking?
>>3557710
Better to ask Weav that.
>>3557674
>>3557667
He's just so cute!
Oh shit forgot to sign it.
>>3557782
>yfw Judy only passed the academy because the Mammal Inclusion Initiative forced it to lower its test standards
>>3557854
>Nick using electric attacks
woooo done with final philosophy paper, I am beat. Gonna start working on the next zooter page.
How are y'all doing tonight?
>>3557820
Rabbits are like foxes, dogs, cats, and other animals that are just inherently liked and wanted to be pared with other creatures as a part of that.
Also, think about how inter-racial stuff, size difference stuff, bondage, and various things are real-life fetishes that play right into this.
>>3557425
suddenly little rodentia just turned 2spooky4me
>>3558012
Except the part where shes explicitly stated to be Valedictorian of her class.
>>3557995
>dem cute little arctic fox pawsies
The spas in Tundra Town must be like tiny small slices of heaven...
>>3558012
I dunno, Anon. Judy WAS top of her class.
>>3557948
I suppose the idea is to have him handled roughly by a whole pack of wolves over the course of a night that he doesn't even know how many mammals he's serviced, thus ensuring the fic could serve for any number.
Nick servicing an infinitely scaling number of knotty wolf dicks!
>>3557830
>when you'd fuck the bunny with age, gender, size, and other various things meaning little
>>3558063
this anon gets it
>>3558037
You have to shake the controller in order to agitate the collar and attack
The more damage you chain within a 5 second period the more damage you do, more enemies get chain linked by the electricity, and a longer range
Nick becomes an unstoppable literal melee powerhouse
>>3557829
But is he up for a friendly blowjob and then getting his fuzzy rear seeded after work?
>>3558040
oh hey i studied phil. what did you write about?
>>3557854
OH YEAH
>>3558127
That sounds great, op, and creepy at the same time.
>>3558062
>>3558073
Her class was nothing but rejects that wouldn't have passed in the old standards either.
>>3558190
Yeah, and they still got placed on cases like regular cops.
>>3558012
She was valedictorian. Top of her class.
Judy WAS a success story.
But she could have been assigned to any other district, in any area. She got assigned to District 1 because that's what looked good for Mayor Lionheart's policy.
>>3557889
I still giggle at this.
>>3558138
Chisholm's agent causation, which basically accounts for the existence of free will in a pre-deterministic world. He says that the Agent(you) are a Prime Mover, you cause things to happen, but nothing causes you to do anything.
>>3558190
Well then they have a lot bigger problems than an underperfoming bunny if thats the case.
Reminder that heaven is empty and God abandoned us long ago. He was right to do so.
>>3557698
nick is stone cold, he feels nothing when he fights
therefore, the collar doesn't register anything
>>3558206
It would clearly be 1000% better if she was sliding herself down a foxy dong.
>>3558012
She's Barack Obama. Legitimately talented in so many ways, of course, but indeed getting a benefit due to race. But not 'only' race-- not by a damn long shot. Also having all kinds of earned strengths.
>>3558224
I fear for the poor people depending on them.
>>3558206
I like porn to match the world the characters are from. There are no humans in Zootopia. I'm perfectly fine with Pokemon or Mimigas getting fucked by humans.
>>3558270
Judy Hopps 2016
Well the results are in, so I made this very teeny tiny update to the comic, the rest is here as always: https://imgur.com/a/RXT0w
Now I go to continue drinking and probably play stellaris or overwatch
>>3558244
It makes me angry that somebody with more art skill than I will ever possess decides to draw *this* with it.
>>3558234
cool! chisholm is dense stuff. congrats on finishing it.
>>3558007
I want someone to draw hot sodomy with him pronto.
Getting taken to like this bounce house / cuddle camp / snuggle station / whatever just like at the same block as his job, and having his dick grabbed before getting massaged so wantingly. His stud leans up to his ear and whispers something about wanting to taste every last drop of his sticky mayonnaise. And his neckline gets covered in kisses as he gets ready to pop. That kind of stuff.
>>3558296
OH BOY, WHEN DOES THE NOT GAY BED SHARING START?
>>3558317
thanks! Again I am beat, I was up super late last night too
>>3558098
Sweet!
>>3557708
Because she is not looking in the same direction she is pointing the gun. She is at least a second away from shooting anyone and that is enough time to move an extended finger to the trigger and pull it.
>>3558297
>more art skill than I will ever possess
That is total bullshit, anon, go out there and git gud and show this fucker what real art is
>>3558234
>believing in free will or any form of determinism
>>3558372
Trigger discipline is needed when you're not in a combat situation. It is literally pure autism to demand it when you're in the process of shooting people.
>>3558374
>>3558338
discontinue all forward progression in this endeavor
>>3558229
This. Judy put in the hard work and earned her valedictorian status, but Lionheart made a point to make her stand out and get the most prestigious position. Then he shifted her to Bogo's (lack of) care.
Anon, do you ever think that you will achieve pure and true love?
>>3558421
I think I already have.
>>3558421
>>3558421
I had it once, perfect, easy, friendly love.
She dumped me for not being stoic and masculine enough. So no, I think all people are actually horrible and look forward to living alone.
>>3558421
No, because I know I'll never meet Comic Anon irl
>>3558404
The rule is to keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot, so in a combat situation, are you ready to shoot?
Have a Judy, /ztg/.
>>3558407
Moped tending to Don't injuries from the fight
with his mouth.
Do you guys think that Judy is a virgin?
[spoiler]What about Nick?[/spoiler]
>>3558407
They're a cute couple together.
Also, male on male love is like the purest and sweetest love.
>>3558488
>all people are actually horrible and look forward to living alone
Oh good, I'm not the only one to ever think this.
>>3558474
Me too.
>>3558520
Yes and I like to think so. Cuter that way.
Also "foxes mate for life" and all that jazz
>>3558421
Ahahaha, no. I'm not hopeless, but I'm not holding my breath either.
>>3558520
No, she already had a miscarriage.
>>3558421
I like to think so, but the odds aren't good.
>>3543939
not happening
>>3558541
Has Bore done any more of these lately?
>>3558555
God that whole bit annoyed me so much. Who just casually says "Oh I had a miscarriage in highschool" like its whatever?
People don't do that generally.
>another night with no beautiful cinnamon roll police bunny to cuddle with
I'm done
>>3558571
>>3558571
He's been feeling down lately
I think he feeling guilty for drawing public lewds
>>3558421
I found her, but i'm too autistic to tell her.
>>3558520
Judy is a rabbit, she probably had sex not long after puberty happened.
The idea of Nick being a virgin is cute though.
>>3558421
Hopefully.
I'm young, I still got time.
And hell, my uncle didn't get married until he was like 50. I hope it doesn't take me that long though.
>>3558520
Whichever is sexier at that moment.
Do I need a Nick who's prepared to take charge and ravage his partner; or a somewhat anxious Nick embarrassed by his first time?
>>3558518
ANON ARE YOU SUGGESTING TO KISS HIS CHEEK? THAT IS TEN THOUSAND LEVELS OF LEWD
>>3558526
No that's girl on girl love
>>3558421
I already love everyone
>>3558596
>Implying BL knows anything about normal conversations
Does anyone have the image of Nick with Judy where he's all happy that she's pregnant, and then she has like a dozen little bunnies all variously causing a ruckus and he's ragged and depressed looking?
I love WildeHopps involving offspring, but I thought it was really funny.
>>3558646
Compromise.
Nick has watched so much porn, jerked off so many times, and basically done everything except have sex with someone. He talks the talk, but when he tries to walk the walk he trips over his tail.
>>3558541
I've liked everyone that I've dated, but when I get out of the relationship, about 2 years later on average, then I notice all the glaring issues.
>>3558671
BB pls
Can anyone make a gif out of this?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57305576
>>3558658
>ANON ARE YOU SUGGESTING TO KISS HIS CHEEK?
Which cheek are we talking about here?
>>3558421
No. No, I think that's a confirmed impossibility for me.
>>3558708
No no, I am positive it is girl on girl love that is the purest love
Anyone know a good plush maker that has a decent Judith Laverne Hopps pattern? I'd like a cuddle buddy that's bigger than 13 inches.
>>3558658
A sweet, tender, sloppy foxy kiss on the ass's cheek.
>>3558718
what no way
I'm sure BB isn't the only super handsome love filled dude on here
god is BB cute and super smart tho
>>3558373
Nah
I'm not interested in learning art, honestly.
I lack the dedication for it.
I'll stick to my writing and occasional shitty art for a joke,
>>3558741
I wonder if he had a reference for that. It looks really nice.
>When you accidentally punch the ceiling
>>3558520
There were previous discussions about wizard Nick, try searching for that term on the archive.
>>3558616
Shouldn't feeling weird about drawing public lewdness make you want to counter by drawing public sweetness and cute things?
If he's just generally depressed as fuck with life, though, then fuck, man, me too.
Shit is fucking terrible.
>>3558762
>That one song that pronounces "Demon" as "dee-min"
It bugs me so much
>>3558596
When asked about it they do, it's called "a conversation"
And despite your extensive knowledge of the subject (based on such documentaries as loss.jpg) women don't have to collapse to the floor in tears regarding an early miscarriage ten years ago. Hell, you can find women candidly and cheerfully talking about how many abortions they've had.
>>3558762
I concur, that's why I can't fap to m/f
>>3558741
Use Ugoira2GIF or something similar. Ugoira is a bloody annoyance, but it's the only way pixiv does animation.
>>3558762
Anon, i'm not gay, but man love is 100% pure.
>>3558646
What about a Nick that's only slept with one individual or maybe like two or whatever, because he has deep awkwardness and shyness when in private even though he CAN take charge with the right partner?
>>3557637
>She sat up and started working on his shirt buttons. He shrugged off the shirt and grabbed the hem of her dress. She lifted her arms as he tugged it up and off. Her prehensile ears flapped back and forth wildly in arousal.
Wait, what?
>>3558680
Do you mean this series?
>>3558839
>the flapping increases the more aroused she is
>tease her to the brink enough and she can actually achieve lift.
>>3558834
This. Sluts rubbing together isn't even sex. Whereas male on male is the most complete form of relationship physically and emotionally between the people most capable of understanding, respecting, and admiring each other.
I love my wife, sure, but it's not the same .
>>3558697
Damn, well, I hope that we can get our own caring, kind, and all around great 'bunny guy' sometime. A special somebody to cradle in bed while massaging them delicately and kissing along the back of their neck. Feeling all warm and snug.
Or 'bunny girl' for you or such, whatever your needs happen to be.
>>3558752
The trick is to not pay attention to it.
>>3558751
The one he got punched in, obviously
>>3558774
NOO
>>3558808
>pronouncing "Demon" as anything other than "dee-min"
what
>>3558826
THANK you
although I do enjoy m/f
>>3558834
Man love is in no way 100% pure
>>3558872
Wh-what other arousal-based superpowers does she have?
>Tries to draw a comic in response to Weaver
Wow, this is actually really frustrating and I will never take artists who do this on a regular basis for granted ever again.
>>3558808
That's how it's pronounced, anon.
>>3558914
Dee-muhn
>>3558834
Goddamn is that hot.
>>3558862
>>3558914
You're right, its 110% pure.
>>3558937
>>3558775
>BB
>pls
>>3558914
I pronounce it "dee-mun"
I mean I might slur it into "Dee-min" when talking, but when singing its definitely "dee-mun"
>>3558949
>>3558936
>>3558790
Requesting Judy punching a ceiling.
>>3558958
FUCKING APPLE!
>>3558932
Demon is supposed to rhyme with semen. It is the only true way.
>>3558961
What ceiling would be short enough for her to even reach without getting a ladder?
>>3558977
>>3558958
>>3558949
>>3558937
>>3558862
>>3558977
>>3558994
LIKE NICK WOULDN'T BE ECSTATIC TO BE A PARENT AND BE THE BEST FATHER AROUND
GET THIS HERESY OUTTA HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3558862
Yes.
>>3558914
>Man love is in no way 100% pure
It's ok, being gay it's not for you. but if you dare say that man love isn't pure again, i'll fuckin cut you.
>>3558987
Based Carrot Computers, forcing her stretch that sexy bunny body out lewdly
>>3558992
What ceiling is short enough to be able to punch on accident
>>3558992
a) she's good at jumping
b) any building made for small mammals
c-z) she's really good at jumping. I mean have you seen those legs, man?
>>3555434
http://pastebin.com/cBefJwLW
You know, I've been working on this today, and I realized: This is creative masturbation.
I'm literally writing fanfiction
for my own fanfiction.
Anyways here's what I got done in 30 minutes. It's a bit of an excerpt, but you're really not missing a whole lot of context.
I wanted to write something comfy, and I realized I had the perfect setup for it.
Enjoy?
>>3558646
>Nick's a little nervous about being a virgin
>Tries to score some "performance enhancers" or at least something to help take the edge off
>Meets a dealer he never knew that well , who mistakes his intentions
>Two hours later Nick is heading to Judy's apartment, spring in his step
>Pops the pill, chugs an energy drink as a chaser
>Nick is found in an alleyway four weeks later with clipped ears and wearing nothing but a collar begging strangers to take him home and self assuring that he's a "good boy", dangerously thin having nothing but semen in his stomach
>>3558977
I'm saving that one specifically.
>>3559034
George Washington's house is for tiny people. I went there once.
>>3559057
IT ALL COMES BACK TO IT
PASTOR IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.
>>3559001
FUCKING CONSERVATIVES GET OUT!!!!
>>3558987
Blame pixar influence, they share a long relationship with apple - "story boarding, painting, motion graphics, sound and picture editing, etc. are done on Macs". Their major animation and rendering is Linux, historically BSD Unix.
>>3558987
>precinct 12
But she's in precinct 1 at the heart of Sahara Square...
>>3559057
SHOULDNOTWANT.png
>>3558994
>>3559001
The smugness and the witticisms were masking thr pain all this time, anon. But they have a limit.
>>3558992
Her name is Judy HOPPS. She'd just hop really high fist bumping and hit it by accident
>>3559001
How does it feels anon, that Nick will never be your father.
>>3559062
Mafia safehouses have short beds. I am in my bed rn and it's pretty high up
>>3559105
>drinking ensures victory
you're gonna get cockslapped m8e
>>3559083
>only conservatives want to be good fathers
How did the world get so fuck up?
Whoever starts the next thread, include ZTArchive in the OP, thanks.
>>3559142
hitler lost the war
>>3559083
>associating good parenting with political motivations instead of inherent human nature
somebody got abused as a child
Yes, yes, it's shilling, but this is beyond just 'Hey, please read this'. I've got this bunch of stuff for the Size Difference weasel and fox love concept, and I really don't know if it's working out.
http://pastebin.com/DxM15ZSV
Please do take a look and leave comments, suggestions, and so on.
>>3559044
d'aw, it's cute. I like it. And Bunon's way more confident when she's not messaging 4claw for help.
>>3557587
Never!
Calm down with the gay rape jesus!
>>3559140
>you're gonna get cockslapped m8e
just try it fucker you can;'t even APPROACH my abilities that I definitely have
>>3559191
Shill next thread too
>>3559204
She only comes here with problems.
At least recently I've been trying to show that she's generally pretty witty when she's not fucked up twelve ways from Sunday.
>>3559095
perfect image limit post
>>3557782
Why yes, he was a politician.
>>3559034
I've punched ceilings before and I'm only 5'9".
Sometimes people just build ceilings low for whatever reason.
>>3559105
When you sing in choirs a lot, small pronunciation differences stick out like a sore thumb. Its something you get an ear for because even one voice pronouncing a word wrong is enough to make it stick out horribly.
>>3559105
I'll beat you and Moped, and force you two into a bed. Believe me, i have a gun and i don't know anything about gun safety.
>>3559242
>>3559256
ONE JOB
>>3559256
YOU IDIOT
DELEET
>>3559242
Sorry but you screwed up the OP.
>>3559256
This one is better.
>>3559242
>>3559256
AGAIN?
Take this one, the other doesn't have the pastebin
>>3559256
>>3559256
>>3559256
>>3559001
Nick has a life to live and money to spend
Also he's terribly insecure when it comes to responsibility
>>3559276
We'll just see which gets deleted
>>3559302
>fear of procreating with the love of your life
nigga wut
>>3559242
>no pastebin
>no archive
>no booru
>it's the one that stays up
COME THE FUCK ON
Why is making a new thread so hard?
>>3559044
prompt here, i look forward to reading it!
don't think of it as masturbatory. all writing is ego, anon, and that's okay! it's easy to be self-critical about your own ego when creating, but any time you have ever enjoyed a work of art, you are affirming another person's expression of some facet of their ego. don't feel bad for doing the same!
>>3559332
because of all the stupid shit we attach onto it like a fucking sparkledog
>>3559057
Did judy just kick him out? Why wouldn't she want a nice ole pupper like pastor'd!nick?
>>3558977
Jesus christ one of them looks like they got shot in the forehead.
And one of them is bleeding from the eyes?
There is some fucked up shit going on in that house and not all of them are by genetics.
>>3558888
But anon, the best part of male love is butt sluts. Do not demean the noble slut.
Unless that's what they're into.
>>3559347
they're relevant and helpful links you fucking retard
>>3559324
>realising what fatherhood entails and knowing he'll never be able to care for his children
>>3559373
In fact their various disorders are not caused by genetics at all. Rather, Nick has been repeatedly trying to kill them off to regain his swinging bachelor lifestyle. However, it turns out Judy has some kind of fucked up superhero genes and they just keep surviving.
But not without cost.
>>3553555
I'm amazed there's an anon in my state
>>3559347
You couldn't even copy and paste this thread's OP.
That's beyond lazy.
>>3559439
>nick n judy's children's godfather is the Barbed Wheel
Weaver make this sitcom
>>3559486
CJOPAZE FHTAGN
>>3559486
>>3559632
Ruby and Tom had a lot of kids. Cat/rabbit hybrids.
But as time went on the ancestry has been diluted enough by now that nothing much happens, they look totally normal, other than some higher potential than normal rabbits and cats.
However, throwing another hybrid into the mix causes the mutations to spark up again.
And when they start getting injured, things start getting weird.
>>3559681
oh fuck I forgot about the progeny and kid-stories people came up with in the wake of ruby quest
that was delightful and autistic and terrible all at once
>>3543939
Safe!
>>3543939
Wew
>>3543939
Oh no
>>3543939
fug