.

Impossible. You don't even know her.

What a coincidence! So am I!

Me too dude.

>>3508904
I don't even have one, anon.

>>3508904
Your*

>>3508904
>You're waifu
>You're
I'm in love with there waifu two.

>>3508904
I am waifu?

>>3508904
guess you're dead then
*teleports behind you*

>>3508904
Take her friend, she's all yours. Our bond transcends the physical realm and I actually enjoy letting her have fun with other dudes ;)

Maybe once you've finished with her we could grill some steaks and pop some brews. I have to tell you I like my steak well done and flowing with steak sauce, which my waifu detests. She says "real men eat their steaks rare" which I think is just a joke from her country, haha!

Anyway partner, please , by all means pursue my waifu. If you're lucky she'll pick you too and you can both enjoy a good ol "romp in the hay" (as they say where I'm from lol!) Just keep in mind that you can fuck her, cum on her face, and even kiss her deeply, she's still loyal to me. She tells me after each of her adventures that she's so glad she has someone like me who understands her! I know, you must be so jealous that I get to snuggle up next to that 3 nights of the week, but just keep your head up (which one? Well... you decide haha)! One day you'll find a girl like mine and I hope you get to enjoy this lifestyle too! It's so rewarding and I wish everyone could experience this.

Haha *sigh*, listen to me blabbering on, I'm sure your just rearing to go, huh? Well get outta here champ, I've got some work to catch up on around the house. One of her other lovers put a condom in the garbage disposal and it's a real B***** to get out! Funny thing is, it wasn't even unwrapped! I guess my waifu and him got a little caught up in the moment, whoopsies! I'm sure she's being safe though, so I wouldn't even let it both you!

Toodles!

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>>3508904
But I'm my own waifu. Wait.. could it be?

>>3508913
Fucking NTRfags.

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>>3508913
FUCKING KEK GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3508916
You leave too.

>>3508916
*C U C K

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>>3508909
>>3508910
>>3508911
Are you guys kidding me?

>>3508916
Fuck off frogposter.

Newfag.

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>>3508913
Absolutely disgusting.

>>3508904
Well I can't find fault with your taste.

>>3508919
Are you fucking ESL?

>>3508923
How new?

>>3508909
>>3508910
>>3508911
Leave and never return retards

>>3508923
It's a meme, you dip.

>>3508923
There can't actually be people like this in this day and age, right?

>>3508927
Summer.

>>3508923
Lurk more

>>142940825
What is wrong with you? Take that shit somewhere else.

>>3508930
You're only giving him reason to do it more.
Stop fucking responding.

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>>3508926
>>3508924
>>3508925
>It's a meme
Not on /a/ faggot. Keep it on /v/ and /s4s/ you retarded, samefagging shit.

>>3508932
Step up your game, nigger. I'm not falling for such weak bait.

>>3508929
>Lurk more
Fuck off vidya.

>>3508928
Geez, I had figured even the normalfag sites were aware of you're waifu by now. This shit is older than old.

>>3508933
>nigger
>kys
>they're
Nice try, you greasy spic /v/tard

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>>3508932
The sad part is, you're completely right.

>>3508936
You can try harder than that.

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>>3508924
>>3508925
>>3508926
>>3508927
>>3508928
>>3508929
Don't pretend this is some hot new maymay. Get the fuck off /a/, this shit has never been acceptable here.

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>>3508939
Still not up to standard.

>>3508939
>>3508932
Holy fucking shit.

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>>3508919
>Are you guys kidding me?

>>3508942
You could at least put some amount of effort in and get a new IP.

Your all fucking retarded.

>>3508904
Cool.

Where do you live by the way?

>>3508945
You know that very well, I'm you after all.

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>>3508930

>>3508906
Kek

repeating digits

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>>3508904
Oh shit what did you fucking say OP

Come and try to touch my waifu you little shit i swear to god if you fucking touch one fucking hair of my waifu i'm gonna fucking cut your dick and feed my fucking shark i have

COME ON OP, TRY ME

>>3508950
I love Ren-chon!

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>>3508904

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>>3508904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEVGCJxQisE

>>3508913
Beautiful.

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>>3508913

>>3508913
>Average_Waifufag_that_doesn't_fap_to_his_waifu.txt

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>>3508913
Fucking pathetic but you can at least pretend you like it.
Still nothing will ever beat the supreme cuck overlord Antony Burch

>>3508909
>>3508910
>>3508911
ebin memes XD

le upboats and gold all around

EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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>>3508904
good so we share the same superior taste. i respect you.

>>3508904
bumping to piss off that guy