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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

The Descent into Hell Edition

>Last thread: >>3500024

>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o

>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131

>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/

>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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Oh boy.
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Oh man.
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Reminder.
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WE
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i really wish i could contribute to the fandom and do something productive

but alas

i am here on /trash/
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Lady of the bow, steady as she goes

Can't help but wonder if she's forgotten all her woes
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how do i dress like the gems?
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P-pearl?
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I just want them to be friends.
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Why is Amethyst such a cunt?
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>>3505741
The green one, why is she doing that?
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>>3505741
They'll probably wind up just being friends.
People forget Zuke doesn't run this show.
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>>3505750
Maybe Greg should grow a fucking backbone and tell her to fuck off if it's such a huge issue instead of covering his ears and crying like a fucking toddler.
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>>3505734
Yes
Pearl
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>>3505759
We don't even know if Zuke ships Lapidot. She may well just really enjoy their dynamic.

Don't get me wrong, I like the ship, but I don't care if it becomes canon or not - I care much more about Peridot and Lapis getting along in general, and actually enjoying each other's presence and improving each other's lives. I don't care whether that's platonic or not.
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>>3505750
>Greg will never have loving sex with Amethyst's Rose form
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>>3505741
I just want them to fuck.
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I REALLY like this image
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>>3505790
>we don't know if zuke ships lapidot
HAHAAAAHAA
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Post happy gems.
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>>3505777
Check'd

Sorry anon, but everyone in this show is a crying little bitch unable to stand up for themselves or try to fix their problems
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>>3505803
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I really want Lapidot to be sunk hard, but knowing the delusional fucks who ship that still wouldn't stop them. I mean they shipped this shit for over a year just from a 15 second or so "interaction"
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>>3505447
We'll be back, baby!
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>>3505750
Because she had a massive crush on Greg and took him rejecting her after all the time they'd spent together as a sign that she wasn't 'as good' as Rose, rather than him being in mourning (Which they both were, her wanting to be close to another person was her way of trying to cope)

Basically; bitch was thirsty, Greg refused to let her onto the murdercock, she lashed out like the child/teenager she was at the time.
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>>3505790
I wanna be nice about this, I really do, but you're an absolute fucking gorilla-brained cunt
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>>3505790
People seem to forget that once Peridot let down her initial defenses and got over the CRYSTAL CLODS! stage, it quickly became apparent that she was almost as much of an approval-seeker as Pearl. She wants other gems to like her, in general.
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>>3505803
>>3505822

Now this is something I can get behind
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>>3505826
How do you sink a ship besides getting either character to go canon with another?
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Should I \gus\?
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Can I post anything but SU-Related things here? Thanks.
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HOI GUISE ITS KLAAAAAASSSSSSSIIIICC KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM HERE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!1!!11!
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>>3505802
I'm serious. Yeah, okay, she probably ships them, but we don't know for sure if it's her main ship. Considering how much of a giant lesbian she is, there's no doubt Zuke ships every gem together in a giant lesbian orgy.

Remember how tightly kept under a lid Zuke's love for Peridot was? She didn't give a peep about Peridot until Catch and Release aired and suddenly the doors are broken and her lust for the green gremlin flooded right through Twitter. Who's to say she doesn't secretly have a plethora of, say for example, Jaspis drawings hidden in her drawers and panties?

I'm betting in general that Zuke really, really likes Jasper, but she can't say that yet.
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>>3505915
>Those visible ribs
I want to rub my knuckles up and down on them
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>>3505803
i want to protect her smile
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>>3505882
Sardonyx is someone I could get behind
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If Apatite shows up, will it be a fat gem?
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>>3505847
Now, now Anon. There's no need to be bitter about your ship.
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>>3505934
>Zuke
>liking a masculine gem
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>>3505998
I don't even have a ship
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>>3505998
Zuke won't be boarding every episode, shit shipper.
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Eyy, finally feeling well enough to take those ancient Lapis pics, if anyone's interested. Quality's kind of shit but that's phones for you.
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>>3505987
Lol
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>>3506002
You're a fucking retard.
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>>3506039
I'm making fun of the Lapidot shippers, faggot. Try reading comprehension next time.
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Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord

https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJKLu4Q
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>>3505934
Holy shit anon, this may as well be my post. You mirror my sentiments exactly besides the vaguely shipping Lapidot part

Zuke is definitely into Jasper, she's made horny comments about her regularly (until the mysterious cutoff point where the crew stopped anything to do wit jasper - I suspect they don't want to make it TOO obvious that she's going to go crystal gem too). She's technically drawn one HW OT3 pic already, the one where she drew them as Notre Dame characters. As well as one where they're just standing around

show me the jaspis, show me the Lasper

Zuke will unleash a torrent of Jasper once she gets more screentime, this at least is guaranteed
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>>3506087
Typical response from somebody who just got btfo. I'll take that as a sign of you conceding defeat and end my involvement. Bye now
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>>3506099
nice
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>>3506099
Discord is gay
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>>3506002
Does that mean people who ship Steven with Connie are fat, male nerds who want a gf?
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>>3506129
I need more MAGA Gems
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>>3506148
I can't imagine anybody else who would pick such an awful ship.
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>>3505982
How tall are you anon? Thats a lotta behind to get behind
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>>3505803
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>>3506149
i could do a quick photoshop for a set of maga gems but i cant find any perfect base for it
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>>3506180
god i hate this shot so much. crimson chin lookin ass
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>>3506100
I approve of all the gem/gem ships because I enjoy exploring the dynamics of all the characters, and shipping is one way of doing that. I really like the idea of endgame Jaspis in particular, and I truly think it would be a waste, as well as very unlikely, that Jasper won't return and have a significant role.

I already said it in the last thread, but Jasper's design is obviously based on pic related, a character from an anime that Sugar loved who starts out as a tough antagonist and ends up becoming the lovable awkward buff party member. We know SU takes a lot of inspiration from older media so we know that it's unlikely to be a coincidence.
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>>3506100
See
>>3506116

Zuke would like buff girls to step on her. She's expressed so on her twitter many times.
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>>3506193
I definitely need at least 2 MAGA Jaspers, maybe 3
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>It's an "everybody is a shitskin" human AU
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>>3505803
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>>3506099
k i l l y o u r s e l f
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>>3506177
190 cm, and the more the cushion, the better the pushin'
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>>3506216
This, after the whole Lapis to Peridot fiasco I've just assumed that Zuke's been intentionally misleading us on everything.

Maybe Rose is her favorite gem of all, she hasn't posted a single drawing of her yet.
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>>3506282
She's a disgusting Osomatsu-san watching weeb who once made a comment about piss icicles

I'm not falling for her lies
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Reminder that rape is awwright as long as it's fictional
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>>3505813
thats the fucking point, exploring the unhealthy ways people deal with shit, and the possibilities of how people can get better
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Posting best ship.
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>>3506330
Exactly, she's one of us, and I'd be taking the fanbase on a wild fucking ruse cruise if I had the opportunity.
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poil
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>>3506372
But it´s always the same formula, they get angry over something, bottle it up, then Steven tells them to talk about it and then everyone becomes friends immediately. It's lazy writing.
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I also want to add:
As is obvious, zuke has been spending a lot of time with Tang. Tweeting a lot of their cute group draw pics, and besides Lapis and Peridot as drawn by both of them, there's a number of Tang Jaspers. But no Zuke Jaspers because of whatever little pact is going on in the Crewniverse rn, but you bet there'd by Zuke Jaspers on the uncropped versions of these pics.

>>3506214
I appreciate your view on shipping. It's just that the unyielding prevalence of Lapidot has begun to grate on me. I don't hate it, I know they'll have a great dynamic eventually.

Sugar drew a picture of gems and townies as One Piece characters a long time ago, I'm sure if Jasper was revealed at that time that'd be Jasper's role. But yes endgame jaspis would be pure pottery
>>3506216
And there's a pic of Zuke in her office with a post of Korra fucking shredded on the wall.
>>3506282
>her fave gem is actually the "straightest" one
whadda tweest
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>>3506426
Zuke is disgusting.

Her being similar to us doesn't change a thing.
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>>3506429
/pol/ poil
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>>3506445
Can't these bitches get their own outfits instead or ripping off other gem's.
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>>3506549
you're posting regularly anon

save yourself and stop before it's too late
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>maximum file size is 4mb
bah
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What's your opinion on people who stream their suicide
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when did we get banned from /co/
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>>3506522
>All those tweets about how gay she is, trying to divert attention.
>Never posts Rose because she doesn't want to let on about anything.
>Talks about wanting to be crushed by big women, which Rose could actually fit.

The perfect ruse.
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>>3506672
High.
Go for it buddy
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>>3506666
>I got quads
I am checking myself out right now

Gems in kimonos, "download" for a res of over 9000

http://100starryskies.deviantart.com/art/Gem-Kimonos-554674386
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>>3506672
people fucked enough to do that shouldn't kill themselves
we NEED more people like this in the world
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What if Jasper got a side-cut
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>>3506407
>Polyamorous ships
>ever
End yourself.
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>>3506672
Anyone mad enough to do it needs to stay alive because we need that sort of person to help improve the world.

Stick around Anon, there's not enough of us as it is, we want you around.
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>>3506792
You are so weird
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>>3506691
Not yet anon

Not yet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRj2-gzv21g
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>>3506799
Where do you think you are?
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Reminder that Lapis is literally a rapist.
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Gotta stay fit to defend the gaybarn
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Fucking SHIT how many days until Steven FLoats airs in the USA?
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>>3506872
>>3506514
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>>3506867
It's hot and ok when a little broken minx does it
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le know nothing man
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>>3506872
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>>3506867
>>3506337
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>>3506946
Reminder that little bits of Lapis' theme can be heard in the sea spire track
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Fuck you.
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>>3506936
>>3506946
>>3506959
>>3506969
>>3506981
Not the requester but you're a beautiful person and I love you, thanks.
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>>3506997
How do you feel about Pearl with large breasts?
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Thank god I actually got to do something at work today. How was your day /sug/?
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>>3506997
FUCK YOU
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>>3507029
>Auto
Fuck you
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>>3507029
shit as always
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>>3507029
There's a Pearl version of that
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>>3507024
I want to bury my face in her tits
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>>3507029
Awful
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>>3507057
>>3507078

I'm sorry to hear that anons. What's the matter?
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>>3507029
Thinking about the constant loneliness in my life and wondering if long-term social isolation will permanently damage me mentally.
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>>3507095
>>3507097
what this anon just said, and the fact that I just dont like myself very much, and dont have the drive to really do anything, even have fun.
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>>3507097
Don't worry, when you realize, the damage will be done already
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>>3507029
Recovering from sickness/10.
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thanks for all the backgrounds my friend
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>>3507095
another friend of mine got a job and moved out
I'm still living in a shitty place with a shitty job
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>>3507171
I don't recognize this
It is like onett
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Tell me anons

Why was I born
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>>3507201
to suffer
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>>3507201
Amethyst also wonders
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>>3507201
that is not the question you want answered.
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>>3507194
It was used during an exit from Beach City, but I can't quite remember which episode.
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>>3507283
But I do
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>>3507201
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
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Zuke needs to post a torrent of her 2TB lapidot folder
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>>3507348
>2TB
that's it???
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>>3505826
>I mean they shipped this shit for over a year just from a 15 second or so "interaction"
Haha.

Peridot and Lapis had absolutely zero interaction until "Same Old World". Ie around a month ago.

Lapidot shippers are lucky Zuke also sees something in their relationship, because the amount of people who latched onto it HARD based on fucking nothing is baffling.
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>>3507361
It's all her drawings
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Is there any stone left unturned on this show? I feel like there is nothing left to speculate about

>>3507097
god, I knew that feeling for so long. I remember how loneliness felt, and for like two or three years it shredded me both inside and out. I almost committed suicide several times over, but at the end of it I recovered and came back stronger than before. It will take time anon, but you're stronger than you know

I reccomend listening to King, by Lauren Aquilina. An acquaintance showed it to me without realizing the significance and in times of pain it comforted me. Maybe it will do the same for you

>>3507129
Same advice as above but you seem even more depressed. Therapy will help but I know that's not always an option but sad music can help too. Crying vents stress hormones which mediate misery

>>3507161
feel better anon

>>3507182
ouch I know that feel
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>>3506337
Well, it is. Fictional rape is victimless.
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>>3507332
But I'm weak
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>>3507372
It's the Zukespiracy anon

She guided the ship along roaring waters with her fat, sticky hands since the beginning of time
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>>3507389
>Is there any stone left unturned on this show? I feel like there is nothing left to speculate about
Yeah, that's kinda what happens when you've been on hiatus longer than you've been on air.
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>>3507029
Fucked a real human, still want Pearl
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>>3507303
the way I understand your question
you were born due to a series of seemingly random events causing your parents to procreate. You being born is merely the result of the biology happening from there on out.
If the "why" you actually want answered, the one everyone with common sense may immediately think of, is a "what is the meaning behind it? Is there a reason?"
that answer won't have a right answer.
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>>3507372
>Zuke confirmed log-date was in the works while Warp tour aired
>Barn mates likely was being made before Peridots 2nd introduction
who knows what's going on in those headquarters, there could be a bloody Amethyst x Topaz for all we know.
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>>3507418
have we really?

goddammit CN, what the hell are you doing? What are cartoon channels in general doing?
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>>3507389
I havent cried in years, but thanks anon.
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Love you /sug/
I hope your day went well, the weekend is coming up so I hope you all get a chance to unwind
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>>3507029
>My country won today in the euros through a last minute winner
Other than that it was a shit day
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>>3507434
That sucks.
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yellow diamond in tha light
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>>3507475
>class ending next week
>have to do all the work I missed by fucking around here over the weekend
Thanks for reminding me.
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>>3507097
>>3507389
>>3507458
If you really want some feels, listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unVTf5_p_1A
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>>3507486
why? do you feel like your life lacks meaning?
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>>3507389
Oh I'm feeling better, feel better than I've felt in days. Draining's a bitch though.
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Here's Amethyst.
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What other major fandoms are there on tumblr besides SU
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The laziest promo?
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>>3507691
You can find at least one thing of a known fandom on tumblr.
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>>3507475
Love you!
>>3507029
It went great! Still have a history assignment that I've been slacking on all semester before finals but I'll get it done!
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>>3507691
overwatch

IT IS FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck this game really
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>>3507715
No, I mean fandoms that have major presences there, not major fandoms that have some semblance of a presence there
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>>3507691
Undertale
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>>3507475
Love you 2
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>>3507768
Pick anything that's "progressive" and you'll find a fandom on tumblr about it.
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>>3507691
Doctor who
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>>3507714
>Zuke wouldn't even draw amethyst and peridot for their episode promo
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>>3507768
A lot of fandoms have a "major" presence there but you just gotta look it up.
Star Vs, comes to mind.
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Would you suck her tongue?
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Reminder that islands do not float, and that your waifu is dead
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>>3507559
If it's any consolation I need to study for 3h the next 5 days in a row , and if I miss even one there is a good chance every job I get in my life is gonna pay me 25% - 35% less.
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>>3506274
Kekked
Gotta remember this line
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>>3507663
a lovely girl with many issues.
>>3507691
drawfags flock there, so mulp for example.
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>>3507844
Yes.
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>>3506672
They should have joined their local military and could have at least died for something, no matter how meaningless, just, anything
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>>3507828
You think she was too disgusted by it?

>Zuke is directly responsible for launching Amedot
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>>3507886
>a lovely girl with many issues.
The Steven Univers story
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>>3507905
Ah yes how could I forget the works of the geological experts Joe Johnston and Jeff Liu? My bad.
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At least this bait argument isn't overdone,
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>>3507877
that whole island is a gem construction

stop acting like you know what your talking about

also see
>>3507905
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>>3507951
everyone is so flawed
everyone is so perfect
everyone is so perfectly flawed
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>>3507691
The biggest fandoms right now are Overwatch and SU, I think.
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>>3507418
Only counting major breaks;

>Dec 2 2013- Jan 13 2014 42 days
>May 14 - Aug 21 100 days
>Dec 4 - Jan 8 2015 36 days
>Apr 30 - Jun 15 47 days
>June 19 - Jul 13 25 days
>Jul 17 - Sep 10 56 days
>Oct 15 - Jan 4 2016 82 days
>Jan 8 - May 12 125 days
>May 22 (France) - Today 25 days

>Total hiatus time:538 days
>Time on air: 955 days
>Percent of time on hiatus: ~56.34%
>And counting

We have legitimately spent more time in hiatus than getting new episodes.
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>>3507950
>team Zuke started Amedot
>but she fucking hates it
It feels very...incongruent, to say the least.
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>>3507691
http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/
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>>3508024
>but she fucking hates it

Wha?
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>>3508014
This show would be close to completion if we were on ANY other network.
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>>3508012
I sure hope that Valve continues to learn from Blizzard when they make TF3. Add waifus to the game and it will be even more popular.
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Another day, another thread
Many things have been said
Tears have been shed
A curse, spread
Dead
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>>3507601
I never wanted to be born im the first place.
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>>3508036
>Lord of the Rings higher than the Hobbit.

I guess even a broken clock's right twice a day. Also holy hell as SU being above GoT, I had no idea.
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>>3508036
>SU dominating the TV Shows section

Good.
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>>3508046
I doubt she hates it but she does ship Lapidot hard and Amedot is its main competition right now.
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>>3508046
Too Far comes out
>Zuke's a longtime lapidot purist
>wouldn't even draw them for their episode
>no art of them
Barn Mates comes out
>draws an adorable promo with Lapis and Peridot with a BG and everything
>posts tons of art of them
>reblogs and likes lapidot pics like crazy (ongoing)
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>>3508121
I dunno. She doesn't talk about Amedot at all, but whether that's because she doesn't care for it or whether she wants to talk about it but can't for spoilery reasons is unknown. One things for sure, she REALLY likes Peridot and Lapis.
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>>3508087
It's going to be OK.
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>yes I am
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>>3508153
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>>3508087
hi greganon

great to see you
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>>3508152
Except when it gets even worse
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Amedot for life, yo.
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>>3508130
fucking kek
not even subtle
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>>3508202
No, Peridot is meant to be shipped with Lapis. If this was not the case, they would not be living together. But they are.
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>>3508130
I dunno if that means she hates it though.

Though I have to admit, I think people really shit their pants way too much at the straddle scene in Too Far. People say it's a certain indicator for an endgame canon status, and while I'm not saying it couldn't be foreshadowing for anything, it could also very well be just some gay shit Zuke drew in her notebook for fun and Sugar happened to walk by seeing it and she just said 'good stuff, put it in'. It could have just been a jokey bit of ship tease. The crew are rabid shippers, after all.
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>>3508175
I can't believe Avdol is fucking dead
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>>3508101
I don't believe you can really want to be born, I mean, once you can form an opinion on it it's kind of a moot point isn't it? At that point it's more a thing that others can appreciate, any you yourself primarily accept. I'm certain some appreciate your company.
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>>3508153
Oh my fucking God.
Pearl is cute.
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>I'm gonna show it to you....
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>>3508227
I really want to know what your reasoning was before Barn Mates, unless you're just a meme shipper in which case you can shove your opinion up your ass along with your head.
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>>3508241
I know.
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>>3508190
Even in utter damnation, there is still hope that leads us to salvation. That's the human condition
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>>3508248
My parents I guess.

Can't think of anyone else
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>>3508261
I can already see where the replies to this are going to go.
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>mmmmmm, you roasting goood!
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>>3506522
Korra pic is on the left
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hey
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>>3508152
I hope so...

>>3508177
Hi
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>>3508270
Except when you lose hope
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>>3507992
go outside, grab a clod of dirt. Go back inside, put it in water. Watch what happens.

Science, kids.
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>>3508261
Show me your dick Pearl
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>>3508340
Why is she all taped up? Are they trying to contain a beast?
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Steven has wet dreams about his mom's
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>>3507992
Her face really cracks me up for some reason
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>>3508389
They have to contain her or she will spread the gay
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>>3508369
Go outside , grab a geode , put it in water , watch what happens. Hollow ball shaped things tend to float in water
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>>3508302
I'm certain there will be many more, some of which you may not even be aware of. Of course I'm just a stranger. But one thing I have learned from experience. Searching for meaning like it's a riddle to be solved leads you nowhere. Neither does mulling over what you are and why you are too much. Life is a canvas. Just draw with the tools you got, create, interact, love. And people will love you back.

>>3508355
d'aww
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>>3508367
Yes, but fortunately it's easy to rekindle. We must accept that all meaning in the world is a human invention and if we partake in assigning things we love meaning, life becomes beautiful. We must believe in the beauty of the world.
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>>3508399
good
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>>3508239
To be fair, it is a /really/ heavy shiptease. Probably the heaviest of all noncanon ships so far.
>person A discovers newfound strength to save person B
>person A launches themselves at person B
>they land on top of each other for a total elapsed time of 11 seconds
>nearly shot for shot camera angles
>person A looks as usual, but person B has some messy detail added (for Connie, her glasses were tilted, for amethyst: her strap was loose and a lock of hair was mussed between her both showing eyes)
Person A is Steven/Peridot, person B is Connie/Amethyst. Though unlike with Stevonnie, the Amedot bit featured excessive shading and that glistening eye effect...looking like a shot out of Story for Steven.

And as Ian said on Facepunch, they hadn't anticipated that there would be a hiatus between Too Far and The Answer, the episode that makes that scene feel even shippier: it's a love story in which one saves the other with a push.
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>>3508425
Ah, I love Zuke. I wouldn't be surprised if she went on /trash/.

Where are you getting these pictures anyway? I thought she was totally undercover.
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>>3508497
From her instagram before she made it private.
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>>3508227

Amedot is endgame.
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>>3508514
>i was so fuckin stoned in this picture

im calling the police
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>>3508514
Actually, I just checked and she went public again, now I can supply you all with more Zukes.
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>>3508535
Is Amethyst's dick stronger in the real way? I think Peridot wants the full Quartz package.
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reminder
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>>3508478
I'll believe in the beauty of the world when I see it.
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>>3508568
Reminder that Garnet is pure sex
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>Itadakimasu
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>>3508601
>that unibrow
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>>3508550
>>3508514
>>3508425

okay that's it
from now on I will call you "the duke of zuke"
... or "duke zukem"
yes.
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>>3508627
typical poo in loo
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>>3508484
>Zuke was crying lapidot tears when reading the script for Too Far
>sugar took pleasure in this
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>>3508568
Reminder that Garnet is the worst kind of relationship , one that is based only on sex
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>>3508535
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Can I get some poils, sug?
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>>3508484
I suppose so, but there's also heavy foreshadowing for things like Lapidot, between the entire Camp Pining Hearts shenanigans and pic related. There's also lots of Pearlmethyst moments, such as the beginning of Warp Tour. I'm not trying to refute your point, but rather, the crew is fond of their ship tease, so it's hard to say whether a certain scene means X will be canon, and it's probably for the best that we don't assume.

I trust the writers to pull off any relationship in a convincing way that brings everyone on board by the time it's basically established. And that's assuming there even are going to be any endgame ships besides the current ones anyway. I'm honestly leaning most towards the idea that it's all a bundle of red herrings, just to fuck with the fandom.
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>>3508556

> implying Peridot isn't a pitcher
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>>3508652
thanks for the reminder that I really fucking need to get laid.
this thread is heavily oscillating between depressing and encouraging
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>>3508584
Go out and seize it! The eye is in the beauty of the beholder. It's up to the beholder to find the beauty in our meaningless, absurd lives. But if you want to despair, I will not stop you. Succumb to nihilism.
>>
Okay, is there a single character I haven't made a theory about yet? The only one coming to mind is YD and there's really not much to speculate about besides her weapon which I do have a guess about but it's got no evidence that I consider valid
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>>3508676

Thanks! I had each page saved individually!
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Does Halloween exist in the SU universe?
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>>3508685
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>>3508685
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>>3508714
Kofi
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>>3508708
stay put and become a wizard like me
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>>3508685
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>>3508568
>sugar won't push for more gayness to assure queer youth they are good and okay
She was fucking bawling her eyes out at a panel talking about how kids need to see gay relationships and know they are normal for it

Rupphire is the already done, fairytale-esque married ship. It won't be all. Guarantee it
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>>3508708
>heavily oscillating between depressing and encouraging
story of my life
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>>3508741
I meant real characters: the gems, connie and greg
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>>3508779
>real characters
>Connie
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>>3508652
Wait a second...

We're not on /co/!
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>>3508708
are you a virgin
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>>3508779
But Kofi is a real character, are you racist?
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>>3508685
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>>3508712
I've been out and it was awful.

I'm more comfortable like this anyway.
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>>3508815
Niggers aren't real
They're just a fairytale made up by kikes to keep white people inside their houses
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>>3508815
he's about as real as the square root of -1
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>>3508750
it'S too late for that.
my last relationship was an utter mess though, fuck long distance.
>>3508811
no, that's the problem. now I miss physical closeness to someone. my friends got me a plushy for my birthday. that was oddly therapeutic.
>>3508773
i can relate man, i can relate.
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>>3508864
But then who keeps stealing my shit
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>>3508708
Does getting laid solve all your issues
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>>3508882
at least you have friends
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>>3508889
The jews
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>>3508687
I believe there was a shot of Pearl and Peridot with that photo between them at one point. Also
>purple line
Anticipating ship wars and fucking with the fandom, or something else? Time will tell

>no more canon ships
I'd like to think that's not the case: >>3508766
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I think partly the reason Amedot doesn't really do it for me is because it is the definition of 'forced ship'. I mean, seriously? They just started talking and suddenly one's straddling the other. I'm not gonna ship anything if you're shoving it down my throat after just 5 minutes of them interacting.
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>>3508864
The funny part is , I live in Europe, and I see a real black person like ones a year.(not that I get out much , but school forses me to)
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>>3508969
But will you ship characters that have not made eye contact before?
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>>3508984
Must be hard to notice them around all the Muslims
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>>3508882
I'm right there with you mate. I haven't fucked in a while, and it absolutely sucks.

Masturbating gets so tiring.....

Thinking of the sleek and slender body of a woman keeps me up at night.
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>>3508969
>it is the definition of 'forced ship'
And Lapidot isn't?
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>>3508861
I'm sorry, anon. I hope you get your dues, you deserve that much.
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>>3508902
Fuck
I don´t want to get charged for anti-Semitism again
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>>3509021
>tfw no sleek and slender penis to keep me up at night
We are different, but same
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>>3509016
HAH, jokes on you I live in a 3rd. world country where not even the immigrants wanted to stay!
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should i write a peridot wg fapfic y/n
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>>3508903
Never as distinct, I believe. Plus, Pearl kinda acts like Peridot's mum, so I'd be surprised if that become a thing. But who knows?

And I'll be honest and say that I think the purple line is a complete red herring. I've seen a few other people convinced that it's alluding to something but I think they're really stretching it. Maybe I'm wrong, but a line that's not even Amethyst's exact lilac colour just seems far-fetched.
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>>3509008
>>3509025
My favorite part is that he didn't say or imply anything about Lapidot.
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>>3509119
The only people who try to shit on amedot are lapidot shippers.
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>>3509119
>posted with a Lapis picture
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>>3509094
>wg
Clarify?
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Here's Amethyst!
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>>3509025
No, because they're just friends, and Peridot didn't straddle Lapis or do anything equally explicit and in your face.
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>>3509146
>>3509119
I don't really ship I think both pairings are cute and have merit regardless of which if either are end game
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>>3509158
>posted a reaction image
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>>3508894
I'd say it fixes the only right now realistically fixable issue that is not related to my health. So it's a pretty high-level complaint.
>>3508901
well yeah. some of which I have thanks to threads like these. 4chan is a great place to meet people.
>>3509021
>>3509081
I'm honestly seizing to care about the lower equipment. Lacking some form of fucking intimacy is really grating overtime
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>>3509165
>people still like amethyst after she pulls this fucking stunt.
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>>3509190
CEASING
FFS THIS IS THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW
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>>3509103
I brought that up more as to negate the idea of it as a shiptease (but knowing Zuke..), not that Pearlidot was hinted at - whereas as the strength/push/save scene has been done by the two other canon couples

Her gem might be that shade of purple, too lazy to check. A love triangle would suck in theory
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>>3509184
>didn't imply anything about Lapidot
>picture of Lapis
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>>3509190
>I'm honestly seizing to care about the lower equipment. Lacking some form of fucking intimacy is really grating overtime

Try almost 2 fucking years pham.

We were just talking about this on the last thread.
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>>3509176
Not only are both ships cute, they're actually very similar. The only differences are the characters involved and the fact that one starts off as friends whilst the other starts off with one hating the other. Besides that, it's the exact same 'two angsty gems supporting one another and enjoying earth and human activities together' dynamic. Which ship you prefer seems to pretty much depend on whether you prefer Lapis or Amethyst, especially since both Lapidot and Amedot are obvious self-insert ships with Peridot.

And that's why they'd make a good trio, too.
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>>3509119
>playing a victim
>>
If niggers don't exist why is there a group of them near my house
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>>3509245
Who hated who? Peridot never explicitly hated Lapis
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>>3509190
>seizing
Bruh come on we talked about this.
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>>3509268
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>>3509240
Try 27 pal
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>>3509268
run
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>>3509268
Those are just jews in blackface.
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>>3509281
Lapis hates Peridot.
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>>3509240
>2 years
2-3 years sounds about right.
my last relationship was with someone that didn't hat the guts to meet me in person (long distance) and broke up before we ever met. We met afterwards, and all is forgiven, but still.
>>3509284
this time I immediately noticed, see >>3509215
I think if I do this again I will refer to myself as brain damage anon
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>>3509293
Honestly?

Just get an escort and double wrap.

If you've made it that far without banging at least some lose grill at a drunken party, there's probably something socially wrong with you. I'd just fuck a hooker if I was you man.
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>8:30 PM EST
>No announcement.
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>>3509355
What ep is this from again?
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>>3509245
A lot of ships are cute.
>>3509322
Hated.
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>>3509355
>thought there was going to be any news in this latest batch of hiatus hell
Top heh
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>>3509330
I've never been to a party and I don't have the balls to pay a hooker.

I stopped caring anyway.
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>>3509380
True, past tense is accurate.

God damn I want to see them again. What are they doing right now? Satanic ritual sacrifices? It's such a mystery, but I guess we have to go through an entire Townie arc first before we even see how they're doing.
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>>3509373
We Need to Talk.

>>3509382
We've gotten announcements on Fridays and Saturdays before, there's still hope!
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>Amedot
>Lapidot
Fucking kill yourselves
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>>3509393
26 here.
I stopped caring too.
That, and I can think a better ways to waste money instead of a escort.
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>>3509161
weight gain
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>>3509443
Eat my taint, nigger.
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>>3509443
Eeeeh. But Pearl is like a mom to Peridot.
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>>3509463
no
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>>3509380
>no rosepis
Shamefur dispray
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>>3509463
why
of all the fetishes
do I find this one unsettling
it's not even that bad
I blame that damn hedgehog
and deviant art
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>>3509451
>>3509293
I'm just 19 , hmm , I guess that isn't really normal is it ? Well at least I haven't stopped caring.
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>>3509489
slight weight gain?
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>>3509484
>Not liking mother-son incest?
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>>3509494
It's in misc pairs because I don't have a lot of it.
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>>3509480
not the same anon, but sure!
my place or yours?
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>>3509508
Even guro is better
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So, are we all in agreement that YD's weapon is a sword?
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>>3509532
>Rose looking kind and motherly even during sex
Be still my throbbing dick.
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Post rare Stevens!
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>>3509393
>>3509451
>>3509521

Don't have sex if you're a virgin (especially not with a woman you love).
There's a reason people put pussy on a pedestal: it's addictive.
Once you fuck, you'll want to again, and again, and again. Soon porking will take top priority in your life, and everything you do will be geared towards getting gals. You'll shave, shower, and even go on a diet just for a woman's touch.
I had sex once, now I can't stop.
It'll happen to you.
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>>3509586
Probably
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>>3509521
Being virgin at 19 sounds normal to me
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Jailbreak, after they fuse and go under:
>They are really bad for each other.

SWI, as they are about to be forcibly unfused:
>You two should spend some time apart.

Gonna need some relationship counseling real soon. Also wow imagine if she got shot through gem
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>>3509521
damn you're young. I'm 24. Well, not that much older now that I think of it.
>>3509566
guro can be cute at times. I used to go to gurochan for cute pictures. the problem was wading through it
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how does it feel to suffer by not having sex in a while? its such a mystery to me, im nearly 26 and im looking forward to my wizard status and feel no regrets
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>>3509611
>Once you fuck, you'll want to again, and again, and again.
I don't
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>>3509586
Yeah, probably
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>>3509508
>>3509566
what is this bizarro /co/?
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>>3509443
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>3509611
Yeah well don't worry about it, I'm not gonna start
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>>3509521
>TFW you stopped caring at 14, after a couple of minor crushes in middle school.
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>>3509621
Yeah, it's a shame Alex didn't aim a little higher.
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>>3509648
That's not her. The gems surrounding that statue look absolutely nothing like the other diamonds
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>>3509529
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>>3509650
/co/ has never been my home board. never was. I like it, but I don't share enough overlap with it.
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>>3509650
This is /trash/ son

Futa, futa on male, gore, even vore is generally alright here, but fat chicks? Now that right there is some sick shit.
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>>3509521
dont feel pressured to have sex if you dont want to
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>>3509610
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>>3509706
>that filename
my thoughts exactly at least once or twice on nights I come here. i wish I could do more for 'em but I don't have the energy or time.
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ENDGAME
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>>3509214
You only hate her if you want to hate her. People make mistakes and she did everything she could to mend the situation.
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>>3509696
What's the general opinion on loli, even though it can't be posted here
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>>3509621
>Shot through the heart and you're to blame
>Darlin' you give love a bad name
>An angel's smile is what you sell
>You promise me heaven then put me through hell
>Chains of love got a hold on me
>When passion's a prison you can't break free
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>>3508390
He's also a vore fetishist.
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>>3509771
That's the truth, bob.
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>>3509696
hmmmmmmm
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>>3509788
I like it. I have loli involving Connie in my SU collection.
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>>3509800
ITS LAPIS
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>>3509797
H-hot
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>>3509826
This you
>>3509380
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I think I found the crewniverse's drug dealer.

I'm dead.
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>>3509601
Rose is hot no matter who she's fucking.
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>>3509788
Everybody likes it
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>>3509867
Hey. Barely any of my Ponnie folder is loli.
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So is Amethyst or Lapis gonna get Peridot's limb enhancers back? Neither? A wild-card third party?
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>>3509867
No, that's a different anon. I'd screenshot my folders, but I haven't organized my collection yet. It's all just sitting together in a messy pile in my SU folder.
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>>3509869
Evaluate.
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>>3509895
>ponnie
Please for the love of god dump
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>>3509871
>Being dominated by a maternal figure
Anon pls, you're making me aware of the many issues I have
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>>3509895
Post it
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>>3509896
>get Peridot's limb enhancers back?
anon...
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>>3509855
>ywn make pearl hork
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>>3509896
Amethyst can't fish them up. Lapis could but I get the feeling she wants to avoid the galaxy warp if at all possible
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>>3509896
I hope she makes new ones !
P.S. haven't posted this pic in like 6 months so for some reason I want to .
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>>3508340
>tfw you realize you have the same taste in women as Zuke.
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>>3509927
>>3509923
Not him, but I'll post some.
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>>3509905
90% of her pictures are of weed, and here she is hanging out with Lamar and some other chick. She also appears to be the person Sugar got her new jacket from.
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>>3509936
It's not like it's impossible or out of the question, anon. Lapis has water controlling powers after all.
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>>3509969
literally why
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>>3509951
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>>3510000
I want to suck peridot's tongue
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>>3509986
>crew drawing porn of all the gems whilst completely stoned together

Sounds reasonable.
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>>3510000
F A S T
A
S
T
F I N G E R S
I
N
G
E
R
S
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How do you guys feel about Pearl/Stevonnie?
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>>3510070
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>>3510089
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>>3510070
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>>3505726
Alien boxers.
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>>3509980
Doing God's work sonny
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>>3509986
Here are the jackets I was talking about, it looks like she makes them custom and the hands are her symbol.
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>>3510130
I no speako la moonspeako
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>>3509980
Thank
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>>3510001
did he died
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>>3507950
>>3508024
>>3508650
>another day at Rebecca's office
>Zuke is giving an enthusiastic presentation filled with charts, diagrams and fanart
>"...and that's why Lapis and Peridot are objectively the best for each other!"
>Rebecca starts pensively at Zuke's material for a few seconds
>she presses a button on a machine in her desk and says "Steven, hold my calls."
>slowly she gets up and saunters close to Zuke, who is smiling awkwardly
>"You seem to care a lot about these two cartoon characters getting it on."
>Zuke gulps and starts to sweat nervously, her smile now gone
>"You have done a lot for our show, Lauren. Chille Tid and Catch and Release are objectively GOAT episodes", says Sugar in a sultry voice. "How far would you be willing to go for a Lapidot episode?"
>"What do you mean?"
>Sugar smirks
>"Let's fuse."
>Zuke stares at her in shock
>there is lengthy silence before she starts to sob
>"On your knees, Lauren."
>slowly Zuke gets on her knees, sobbing ever harder
>Sugar begins stroking her hair
>"You like Lapidot, don't you?"
>"Yes."
>"You like drawing them in exaggerated romantic situations that contradict their personalities to escape from your own loneliness, don't you?"
>"Yes!"
>"You like to self-insert as Peridot imagining Lapis raping your every orifice with water tentacles while making bad puns about being 'wet', don't you?"
>"Yes, goddammit yes!"
>Sugar begins to show a significant bulge
>Ian, off to the corner wearing a gimp suit, starts masturbating and moaning loudly
>"Now, Lauren, a question. Who is worst Gem?"
>Zuke stares away
>"Who is worst Gem, Lauren?"
>"A-Amethyst."
>Sugar begins to shake, holding back laughter
>"Shit taste, senpai. But I respect your opinion."
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>>3510163
It's Korean.
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>>3507844
I'd rather take her place in Garnet's firm grip.
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>>3510202
Korean, Jap, Chink, it's all moonspeak
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>>3510194
>>3510194
>"So you don't like Amethyst, do you?"
>Zuke refuses to answer
>"The thought of Amethyst getting considerable focus and development, it angers you?"
>Rebecca begins to giggle and stroke her dick through her pants, while Zuke remains silent
>"How do you feel about Amedot?"
>Zuke manages the strength to blurt out "shit ship!"
>Rebecca's footlong penis explodes out of her pants
>Zuke stares at it in awe, with special appreciation for Sugar's Jewfro-shaped arrangement of pubic hair
>Rebecca edges closer as Zuke realizes what's coming
>"D-dickgirls are still girls, r-right? This is still g-gay, right?"
>"No, Lauren", Sugar cackles, "penises are masculine. This is straight."
>Zuke breaks down completely
>Rebecca mercilessly forces her dick down her throat
>"You will draw an episode focused on the relationship between Peridot and Amethyst. It will include a scene of ship tease where Peridot awkwardly ends up on top of Amethyst and then insists that it was an accident, with obvious subtext that people on the Internet will be quick to deny."
>Zuke is now crying harder than ever, but nonetheless starts to touch herself
>"It will be screened in advance at New York Comic Con and be the last episode before a hiatus, giving people plenty of time to hype it, make fanart and overanalyze their every interaction."
>Zuke's masturbation and Rebecca's facefucking get faster and faster
>"If you do that, I will allow you to draw an episode where Lapis and Peridot constantly clash and fight, which may include one scene - ONE - where Lapis blushes at Peridot."
>they both come and a symphony of moans fills the room
>Zuke is left strew about on the floor, gasping and moaning Lapis' name
>Sugar gets up, opens the office door, and rolls Zuke's body out of her office
>"Goodbye, Lauren. A pleasure doing business with you."
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>>3510161
Rebecca is a stoner, not even a little bit surprised.
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>>3510155
>>3510164
I wish I had more to give you guys, but my collection of it is really small.
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>>3508685
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>>3510234
You are a dern patriot son. We only speak American!
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>>3509869
>>3509986
>>3510161
Oh my God.
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>>3510194
>>3510236
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>>3509435
>we have to go through an entire Townie arc first before we even see how they're doing.
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>>3510194
I'm up,to line three and I'm already lmao-ing
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>>3510246
You're doing God's work my son
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>>3510236
i came 3.5 times
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The only way I could sincerely ship those two is only if Lapis ever uses her wings to take Pearl on a tour into space.
>>
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>>3510194
>>3510236
I believe this occured.
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>>3510236
>>"D-dickgirls are still girls, r-right? This is still g-gay, right?"
>>"No, Lauren", Sugar cackles, "penises are masculine. This is straight."
>>Zuke breaks down completely

Excelent job anon
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>>3510194
>>3510236
This is fucking magnificent.

Screencapped for future generations along with the post about Zuke dragging the Lapis dakimakura around during the Crewniverse clone wars
>>
Would getting one of Lapis's water tentacles up your ass count as an enema? Because enema is not a good fetish.
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>>3510194
>Sugar calling someone below her senpai.

You dun goofed, but hilarious regardless.
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>>3510274
If you want, here's a small glimpse into the rest of her stuff. I'm not going to give her account for obvious reasons though.
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>>3510236
>Zuke is left strew about on the floor, gasping and moaning Lapis' name
holy shit kek
>shit taste senpai
kek, multi-kek all the way around
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>>3510194
I love this.
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>>3510372
Some day.
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>>3510194
>Sugar probably browses /sug/ every now and again
>There's a chance she might see it
She'll either avoid the internet for the next week or piss herself laughing
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>>3510194
>>3510236
This is glorious.
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>>3510608
This one is just poor quality, come on nyong
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>>3510194
>Let's fuse.
So THATS where Zuke got the idea for garnet saying that bold line in Log Date

She's healing from sexual trauma through boarding. Instead of taking advantage of peridot, garnet gently guided her and stopped when peridot said she can't do it, unlike how it was with Sugar
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>>3509521
>lost it at 17

Am I a normie, /sug/?
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>>3510467
That's understandable

Does she have any other pics with people from the Crew?
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>>3510194
>>3510236
I'm fucking losing it here, have mercy
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>>3510668
yes now leave forever
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>>3510668
Yes.
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I want Jasper to punch me in the goddamn face.
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>>3509869
>>3509986
>>3510467
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3510668
>tfw lost at 16
I feel left out
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>>3509785
You're right. I still don't hate her. I think all the gems are really emotionally repressed and cannot cope to all of the societal stigmas.
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>>3510729
I can be your Jasper, anon.
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>>3509214
She was just trying to get her dick wet, we all fuck up senpai
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>>3510754
Only if you're a big buff orange alien who's at least a good three feet taller than me.
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I can't believe Amy's a cuck.
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>>3510678
I'm checking right now, I was joking about her being drug dealer before but it actually appears that she does in fact sell weed. I've got nothing against doing weed, but that idea of the crewniverse getting high together is hilarious to me.
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>>3510194
>>3510236
Ahahhah

500 (You)s to the person who tweets Zuke a screencap of this
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>>3510467
>>3509986
>>3509869

So she probably just smokes weed, and has a good job to fund that hobbie/habit.

Where do you get off assuming she deals? That would be retarded to do if you have a steady paycheck already. She just seems like a functional stoner or something, at the very most.

CN producers are all stoners anyways.
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>>3510779
Ian could have done better than Rebecca.
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>>3510777
what happened to peridots face?
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>>3510826
>>3510467

never mind, I read your post wrong.

I dum.
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>>3510826
>Crewniverse here doing damage control
Hello:
>Zuke
>Lamar
>Rebecca
>Hilary
>Ian
>Matt
>Joe
>Katie
>etc
!
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>>3510840
Blame the artist for trying to do "realism" when making two fake instagram photos.
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>>3510849
>>3510849
>>3510849

Whenever you're ready.
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>>3510834
That's mean, she is beautiful
>>3510826
I see nothing wrong with it, and she ain't the dealer >>3510779
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>>3510882
STOP MAKING THEM SO FUCKING EARLY YOU FETID NEWFAG CUNT

WAIT UNTIL 250 IMAGES
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>>3510882
Please anon I care about you, don't turn to a life of faggots.
>>
>>3510826
>CN producers are all stoners anyways.

Well you're right about that. How this would surprise anyone in the post-Adult Swim era is beyond me.
>>
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>>3510806
Somebody please do this
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>>3510826
Hi Crewniverse
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>>3510806
>>3510945
What's her twitter?
>>
>>3510945
>>3510806
plz no
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>>3510806
>>3510945
Thirding this. Someone make a dummy twitter account PLEASE
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>>3511009
@laurenzuke
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>>3511009
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke
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>>3511009
NOOOOOOOOO
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>>3510826
>>
If you could immediately heal any injuries gained from the act, what's the kinkiest shit you'd want any Gem to do to you?
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>>3510806
>>3510945
>>3511009
>>3511037
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>>3511057
>>
>>3511058
Kiss me on the lips and tell me she loves me
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>>3511009
Oh my god oh mmy god
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>>3511072
>>
>>3511009
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>3511058
I'd ask Jasper to.. literally break me down
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>>3511009
Do it! Do it! Do it!
>>
>>3511081
You sick fuck.
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>>3510826
Anyone want to do the honours?
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>>3511058
I would want Pearl to stab me to death with her sword.
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>>3511022
Multiple people should do it, to make extra sure she sees it.
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>>3511009
sail on, brave soul
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>>3511009
>>
>>3511087
>literally break you down
In what manner?
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>>3511009
Please, you are the hero we need right now.
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>>3511037
>>3511046
>>3511048
>>3511087
>>3511094
Like this right? I'm not very good at this twitter shit.
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>>3511110
EVERYBODY SEND IT TO HER
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>>3511149
Oh boy
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>>3511149
WEW LAD
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>>3511149
holy shit
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>>3511149
I'm strapped the fuck in
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>>3511149
The fact that it looks like a 4chan post might tip her off, throw some fanart in there
>>
>>3511149
YES THAT'S GOOD DO IT
>>
>>3511149
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
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>>3511149
Send it
>>
>>3511149
It won't shrink right to the point of illegibly right? Might wanna test first and send it to yourself, the delete it
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>>3511200
Can't stop now it's already begun
>>
>>3511149
do it you pus
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>>3511194
Sweet, done
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>>3511058
Being the barracks sex slave for every big buff sadistic soldier gem on Homeworld.
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>>3511149
>>3511240
ABSOLUTE
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HE DID IT, ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>3511149
Get ready for a wild ride boys
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>>3511149
take cover
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>>3511240
Perfect. Now we wait.
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>>3511240
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgod
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You guys are acting like this is the first time we've done something so retarded and it was sent to the crew.
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>>3511240
https://www.twitter.com/CheekiBreeki10/status/743622778096496640

WEW LAD
>>
>>3510849
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>>3511240
And it is set in motion
>>3511284
piss off we're having fun
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>>3511284
True, but it's still funny
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>>3511240
NOOOOOOO ;_;
>>
>>3511320
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS :-)
>>
THIS THREAD IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT CUH-RAZY!
>>
>>3511240
NOO YOURE GOING TO GET US IN TROUBLE
>>
>>3511135
I'm into rape, gore and beating in general, so...
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>>3511149
>Send somebody a meta fanfic of them fuckin their boss.

This is really stupid and I'm upset that this was even made but fucking do it.
>>
>>3511240
>inb4 Zuke is already in this thread, laughing her ass off.
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>>3506214
>all gem ships
Nah, people should have their limits, it's better that way.
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>>3506792
Agreed.
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>>3509443
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