Hunger Games
>>3503275
Hole-lee shit it's Godzilla. It is such an honour.
>>3503365
I'm too busy jerking off and thinking of events. I'll host tonight.
>>3503366
Only Tricky artwork in this bread
End the status quo.
>>3503380
posting before it gets deleted again
>>3503289
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
>>3503298
Interesting. The experience must be enlightening.
Well, you're brave for trying. Either that or foolish. The only thing that will get her to talk is if she wants to.
>>3503349
Exactly.
...I didn't think you were the type to be interested in magical study so much. Color me surprised.
>>3503291
My name is Patchouli Knowledge.
Just in case the 36 limit is still open :
>>3503366
Dancin Fox
>>3503380
What's the fucking point? We know this isn't Sol.
First 24
>>3503394
It was bait, yo.
>>3503349
It's been pretty good, I'm finishing my games right now
>>3503381
>>3503326
>>3503308
>>3503301
>>3503388
>Fires a beam at the status quo.
>>3503399
Sanya
>>3503399
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3503399
Lord Beerus
>>3503399
Benny Goodman
>>3503399
Mr. Rimmer
>>3503399
The Player
>>3503399
Tomoko
>>3503399
Patchouli
>>3503399
Sorey
>>3503399
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3503399
Colonel Sanders
>>3503399
Kuga
>>3503399
Foxy rena
>>3503399
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3503399
Dan the Man
>>3503399
Status Quo Remover Adachi
>>3503399
Lord Dimple
>>3503399
Ema Skye
>>3503399
The Crimson Demon
>>3503399
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3503399
Dancin Fox
>>3503399
Julion Alvarez
>>3503392
I'm a magus myself you know? Of course I'd be at least slightly interested.
>>3503401
Nice nice, I gotta start my code up again from scratch. Need motivation.
>>3503399
Illya
>>3503399
Lonely Policeman
>>3503399
YoRHa 2B
>>3503426
>>3503399
Rick Grimes
>>3503399
Koyomi Araragi
>>3503399
Rika
>>3503349 (Illya)
Grey armor, built like a mountain? Yeah, "Supreme Grandmaster" Janus.
There's not much in the way of "western" monsters, here. And my first time ever showing off my tanks to the world I was working with a power-hungry samurai, an overly-eager magician, and an evil spirit to try and murder that shrine maiden. I don't do subtle, if the red paint didn't tip you off.
>>3503392
And very, VERY confusing when trying to figure out who wrote it. And please, I know she won't hurt me. "Modern" Reimu is soft. Besides, I need to figure this out. She's the only person from the "new" Gensokyo that seems to still remember to some degree...aside from that jealousy youkai, apparently.
>>3503399
Shalashasak
>>3503392
It's good to meet you, Patchouli.
>>3503405
>ducks behind a rock
>>3503399
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3503405
Where are your manners. And why aren't you in Tokyo where you belong?
>>3503399
Madoka
>>3503399
Gintoki
>>3503453
Dang, what happened ?
>>3503446
Oh! That's sweet of you buddy! Thanks
>>3503399
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3503461
I never planned on denying it :^).
And nah, I'm making a legit game. None of the events are kinky enough to fap to.
>>3503405
Oh lawd almighty, my share value! We gonna have to liquidate dozens of locations!
I want to hold Hikki down and rape him from behind while whispering the lyrics to DMX's "Where the hood at" in his ear.
>>3503480
Good luck Eila.
>>3503463
But still, testing your capabilities on a weaker enemy would have been a good idea... probably.
Oh well, you're here now and that's what really matters.
>>3503477
I left for several months.
Godd afternoon citizens.
>>3503496
explain this image
>>3503480
Good luck Eila.
>>3503505
>Godd
>>3503503
H-Here we go...
>>3503503
Looks acceptable.
>>3503463
>>3503503
>>3503423
Swap this.
>>3503313
Celes it is. Ultimate Gambler sounds like an unlockable achievement after defeating a secret boss. Is this a self-given title or is there something else behind it?
>>3503392
Me neither, but because I cannot die no matter what kind of injury is dealt to me I don't feel so excited unless the odds of winning are against me.
>>3503503
Let's groove!
>>3503505
Yo mr metal can!
>>3503503
>im not bumping it.png
Kamina for sure
>>3503496
>>3503513
Thanks!
>>3503499
Yeah I remember but did you delete your code ?
>>3503503
These niggas out their mind thinking I won't win this shit.
>>3503503
I'm ready to go!
>>3503505
Good afternoon!
>>3503453
...Hm. You certainly don't dress like what I'd expect one to.
Regardless, i'm a little interested as to what you study, yourself.
>>3503458
Tch! What a slanderous cover. The person making this only made this to mock me.
>>3503467
Right...
I will be honest with you. I have only really done this once before. I make no guarantee it will work.
>>3503503
Hm... Tomoko, is it? Do try to pull your weight.
>>3503525
I try not to let myself get too excited anyway. An over-excited mind is one that can make more mistakes.
Daily reminder that there is no real reason not to bump a game and any host taht doesn't is fucking cancer. Roster at 35 give me one more faggot.
>>3503499
They'd just mock me, and it wouldn't suit my goals at all. No, it's go big or go home. I know my technology is sound.
>>3503505
Welcome back, Janus.
>>3503503
Welp.
>>3503524
Oh, uh, thanks.
>>3503490
>>3503472
>>3503467
>The beast starts heading towards the tributes.
>>3503553
Bush's Baked Beans.
>>3503553
>only hosts to host over people
why are you cancerous, rick?
>>3503553
Vore
>>3503553
King Kaito
>>3503553
Loli rorschach
>>3503564
>only hosts to host over people.
How does it feel to pull shit out of your ass for attention?
>>3503550
Sure th-thing sir, I-I mean, ma'am... b-because you're definitely a woman and not a sir... s-sorry about that.
>>3503550
Oh... Well, it can't hurt to try, right?
>>3503560
>He unsheathes his sword and prepares to move
>>3503553
>says the most cancerous avafag
Kys you autistic latefag.
>>3503553
>UID was at 29 at the time of your, which is 5 away from 24 and 7 away from 3
It's called rounding shit-for-brains, just filter all the filler, and if it's not enough then let the latefags get toasty and git gud.
>>3503515
>fug
>>3503528
Interesting, a fox that can talk.
>>3503543
Good afternoon citizen! How are you on this fine day?
>>3503559
Thank you Rika. How are you today?
>>3503564
>>3503576
>starts to furiously jerk off
>>3503560
>Takes out a fish
Want a fish?
>>3503525
"Ultimate" is a title that one could only obtain by proving that their talent is fit to be part of Hope's Peak Academy's plans for the future.
Well, that's what it was supposed to be like, but they started to give out Ultimate titles to almost anyone these days...
Rick being a cancerous attention whore as usual. Great.
bumped the game for the other host. Aren't I so nice?
>>3503594
>excluding people so you can save yourself from clicking two more times
there's no point, the game lasts the same amount of time regardless of size so you have no excuse for being cancer
>>3503503
Good luck to those participating.
>>3503505
Hello.
>>3503533
I just didn't save it when I built my new PC.
>>3503550
My family study a type of magic that allows us to create artificial life.
Though I do quite a bit of other magic as well, really I can do just about anything magical.
>>3503559
Does it have a name, or do you just call it your tank?
>>3503595
I'm doing well! Thank you for asking! How about you, sir?
>>3503596
Boy, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the establishment. Scarin the other customahs, breakin several health codes, and probably a couple a federal laws.
>>3503576
>went without a host for a while
>instead of stepping up you wait and host over someone that does
>>3503607
Good luck everyone.
>>3503611
>the game lasts the same amount of time regardless of size
Proofs?
>The shitstorm is back.
Welp, back to my games.
>>3503611
That's what you get for allowing fillerfags in the first place. Stay butthurt hypocrite latefag.
>>3503626
Good luck to you too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3503632
I guess it's time to change into these clothes. My dress just can't take that kind of abuse.
>>3503629
Thanks Rick for that.
>>3503618
I don't know what only means xD
bloodbath
>>3503613
Greetings Illya. We have not talked in quite a while.
>>3503616
I am fine citizen. What is your name?
>>3503614
Do not worry citizen. I will.
>>3503560
>deploys Dreadknight
>pic related
>>3503463
My guesses still point to Heida No Akyu.
What will you do when you find this Mima?
>>3503582
...Hmh. As you insulting me?
>>3503584
Precisely. One must take risks in the pursuit of magic sometimes.
>she pulls out a notepad and a pen
Tell me about this land of yours.
>>3503613
Artificial life? Difficult... Time consuming and finnicky, at least where I come from.
>>3503632
She can cook fish faster than me...
>unironically calling a host cancer
>praising someone who only hosts when he doesnt get what he wants
>>3503550
Ms. Patchouli? You're here at a strange time of day, but it's good to see you either way, how are you?
>>3503587
Thank you, but I think the bushes baked beans was the last one, I appreciate the thought though!
>>3503632
Time to get moving!
>>3503647
Nice come back latefag, next time pay attention to the thread instead of jerking off to traps.
>>3503560
Ain't nothin the Colonel can't deal with anyhow, liquidated franchises or not. Looks like we about to start sellin seafood.
>He floats high into the air, then raises his palms up, as if summoning a creature. As the Leviathan rumbles closer, the sea in front of the white clad man suddenly turns to boiling hot grease, easily 350°F+
>>3503665
Shut up and check my off by one.
>>3503665
>off by one
>>3503550
Your heart is the place that should be filled with joy instead! But that's just me.
>>3503604
So a school is in charge of giving these names around? What if I enlist? Would I get to be The Ultimate Soldier? Because it's sounds like a fun time!...If I wasn't an old bag of bones already.
>>3503613
You should send a message to Brantsteel, maybe they will help you
>>3503654
Y-you make really good chicken though!...
Sorry..
>>3503659
N-No, it's nothing like that it was just an a-accident like I said i-it was and I even apologized for it because I really didn'tmean topleasedon'trapemeI'msorry.
>>3503654
day 1 man. Like zoinks.
>>3503595
Slightly frustrated at how squishy I am, but fine beyond that. Well, and slightly curious about some things.
>>3503613
This particular one's called the Flower Tank, actually. I've named all my tanks!
>>3503632
Well, that's...mildly helpful.
>>3503659
I don't have much desire to try and sneak in to that village, myself...honestly? Probably catch up on old times, bring her up to speed. As it were, I'm certainly not convinced Reimu's killed her. She might think she has, but...well, she might be a spirit, but she's one that can't actually be put to rest.
>>3503647
>Experience
That isn't proofs. Unless you can show me the code in the site that proves it you're making baseless statements that mean nothing. Since every game lasts a different amount of time you can't prove this, anon.
>>3503611
>the game lasts the same amount of time regardless of size so you have no excuse for being cancer
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3362258
random game from last week, was a 48
bloodbath to winslide took 54 minutes
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3275498
same host the previous day, was a 24
bloodbath to winslide took 30 minutes
>>3503694
>>3503654
I swear to the Almighty himself, if android was edible....
>>3503710
>>3503661
>>3503677
>>3503686
>>3503706
>>3503708
>tenaciously touches his throbbing tallywacker
>>3503655
Probably for good reason! I got a bit tired of avoiding your purges.
>>3503659
It's not that hard, but it is time consuming. And also necessary for my family.
>>3503693
Ehhh, I don't really care enough to do that. I'm fine with rebuilding anyway. Gives me something to do during the day.
>>3503705
You have multiple? How long did that take?
>>3503710
Who's that bitch ass fox who thinks I'm a faggot?
I'm going to show him!
>>3503724
Longer than I'm comfortable stating. I'm still trying to rebuild one of my others....
>>3503704
Bang.
>>3503710
LIKE HELL!
>>3503708
>It also depends on how quickly things die and how fast the slides are posted.
>>3503723
>licks neck
Is ok
>>3503723
I like you Adachi.
>>3503654
Two at once? I hope I can handle this...
>>3503655
It's Sorey, sir. What's yours?
>>3503659
Well, the land is quite verdant and there are lots of hills and caves along with ancient ruins to explore. The towns are quite lively, and the people are always gossiping about current events. Royal knights are also dotted across the towns for security, and the buildings are built from cobblestone.
>>3503704
night 1 man. People are trying to sleep.
>>3503663
...Kaito?
Hmh. I'm okay I guess. More work is being thrust on me but at least I'm getting compensated...
>>3503654
These should do for overnight.
>>3503691
So they say. It's all about balancing emotions to me.
>>3503697
...
>sigh
Sure, whatever. Look, just get off the ground now. You won't get anything done down there.
>>3503705
Maybe... And maybe not. I could always check, myself.
>>3503724
And why is that?
>she starts writing a few notes down
>>3503723
Not
>Thrusts throbbing tinky through tight tendies thoroughly
>>3503669
at least I'm not gay like your mom
>puts on sunglasses and walks back to kindergarten
>>3503706
Its not baseless if it's from my own experience. Most of my games end up between 15-25 slides, that's excluding fallen tributes btw.
>>3503708
>using the amount of time it took to host and not the amount of slides
>using two games to describe "average"
>>3503756
>hard entering between each reply
NO DON'T WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>3503751
I can sense there is someone around... Looking at me. Probably just my imagination.
>>3503751
I don't have enough ammo for so many spiders...
>>3503756
I-I'll go away, sorry for bothering you.
>>3503743
Hmm... when you get around to that, would you mind if I watched?
>>3503751
I was given a gun during the bloodbath... then I used it. How fitting.
>>3503756
>She watches you writing
Reasons, whatcha writing there?
>>3503704
Hey! ... I guess this counts as payment?
>>3503710
Weird... I can't seem to find anyone. Oh well.
>>3503751
Wh-Whoops! My apologies, sir!
>>3503766
Now where am I...?
>>3503705
Then I recommend to wear some armor. Curious about what?
>>3503724
A lot has passed in your absence. I am no longer that Space Marine you knew at one point.
>>3503747
I am Supreme Grandmaster Janus. I see you are new here.
>>3503776
You literally talked about time, no mention of slides. Stop trying to change your argument.
>>3503704
They're made of metal so don't underestimate 'em!
>>3503713
I suppose this shouldn't surprise me considering the amount of chickens you kill on a daily basis....
>>3503751
Playing with super speed sparklers is fun!
>>3503756
>Pats her head.
I hope you're not too overwhelmed... I'd hate to see someone as tough as you break down..
>>3503801
I'm not changing my argument I'm clarifying.
Jesus Christ you people are dense.
>>3503751
day 2, man. Like wow.
>>3503806
Afternoon Kaito! Sleep well?
>>3503800
Good to meet you, Sir Janus. I'm not exactly new, it's just that I rarely come around here during this time.
>>3503819
Huh, I wonder who left this here?
>>3503704
Hmh... Too easy. And I get to eat today.
>>3503751
Where did I put that blasted map...!?
>>3503778
>uh, making it easier to read? :v
>>3503789
Even though we're supposed to be working together?
>>3503793
>she looks up, over at you
Taking notes.
>>3503806
...Don't pat my head, Kaito. I'm not a child.
I'm fine. I wouldn't take the job if I didn't think I couldn't handle it.
>>3503819
>24 game
>Needed to skip that many peace slides
Come on man. You're making me look good over here. Stop it.
>>3503823
Hm? ... Must've been the animals.
>>3503793
>steals your hat
>>3503751
Erugh....
>>3503756
Oh, no, I'm serious, Reimu tried like three times, she always just broke free. I think her shortest was like...three months, after the incident I was involved in? Not too shabby, considering she was supposed to be out of commission permanently. Besides, your rule things don't even allow that, now.
...If you did, I certainly wouldn't complain.
>>3503793
I still need the supplies, and frankly? Yes, I would. My works are highly sensitive and very personal to me.
>>3503800
I'm still too scrawny.... Just this book I was handed like...last week.
>>3503819
Time out, time out...! Oh, I can't breath....
>>3503823
I-I'm sorry! I didn't want to do that!
>>3503834
I don't work well with other people, I'd j-just end up dragging you down.
>>3503823
You should watch your language
>>3503821
I guess I just won't host if you're going to complain.
>>3503823
slide whatever. We're still trudging.
>>3503823
You're doing great Madoka! Keep it up!
>>3503766
Time to cook these fish I...whys that fire running away?
>>3503756
Sounds about right. Got a name, magician? You can call me Satou, demi-human who cannot die no matter how hard you try. I also like videogames.
>>3503871
YOU DARE?
>>3503877
Really, guys? Really? Urgh, fine, take a seat, damn it.
>>3503871
Excuse me, I'm just trying to pick up an apple gel of mine that fell near you.
>>3503877
Of course, I don't mind sharing a fire with you guys.
>>3503871
Fuckin great Dan! Keep up the good work.
>>3503877
Man, I'm so smooth today.
>>3503823
You're acting like a little bitch.
>>3503747
... Mm, I see.
>she continues writing
I used to know of a place like that.
Knowing it's a place like that, and it does have magic... That will make it easier to return you.
What's your extent of knowledge on the magical arts?
>>3503871
That's not what I was distracted by...!
>>3503877
...So it appears we both were taken out.
>>3503885
My name is Patchouli Knowledge. I'm a magician, and technically a youkai.
>>3503800
Umm... no longer how?
>>3503834
Right, right...
Well my family creates these homunculi to be a vessel for what's known as the "Holy Grail". The Grail allows for whoever wins it to make a single wish, this wish could be anything.
>>3503845
H-Hey! W-What are you doing Gengar!?
>>3503849
Y-Yeah I guess it would be like that huh?
>She looks down at the tank
I can tell, the craftsmanship here is quite clean.
>>3503819
>>3503877
I left one of my guns still loaded around here, but I can't find it anywhe-
>>3503859
>making assumptions
>being all-or-nothing
Anon pls calm down, I'm complaining about people being excluded when there's no reason for it. It's really easy to click 36 instead of 24 and unless you're doing it manually there's a negligible amount of effort that's even added in tribute collection or saving slides.
>>3503630
That looked like an attempt, so it works for me. Now these are gonna be tough for me-
>He taps on one of her heavy breasts.
-but not a problem, don't worry. There's plenty of room to work with.
>His rod is already stiff and pulsing. At last he opens the bag, which contains a small glass of a clear fluid that seems to be alcohol or some other disinfectant, into which he dips the other object - a clean steel scalpel, looking either brand new or close to it. After letting it drip dry, he brings it down to her breasts and makes a slow, precise incision on the dip of skin between them.
Now let me know if you feel any discomfort, okay?
>>3503877
Slide like 7. here's some witty commentary or something.
>>3503823
.... Why do I offer you spots sometimes?
>>3503824
Well, I had a fine maintenance cycle if that's what you mean, but I had a nice night if that's what it equates to, how are today?
>>3503834
Ah, I'm sorry, but that's good to hear, but still maybe after your finished with this one relax a little?
>>3503877
Why am I still hanging out with you? Hey Rika let us... I mean me, chill here.
>>3503881
Thanks Sayaka-chan. Maybe I'll get lucky and make it to the end this time...
>>3503918
>>3503916
Except there was a reason for it, there were 29 UIDs when the roster went up, that's 5 away from 24 and 7 from 36. hadn't even been 36 entries.
>>3503918
>>3503921
We need her dead Grimes, you will thank me later.
>>3503926
Yes, I'm dying of Boredom
>>3503907
I'm not exactly a keen user with spells, at least, not normally. But I am a human who's able to see and communicate with seraphs.
>>3503921
Haha! ...Wait, why did I do that?
>>3503926
Gah! I guess that's it for me this game...
>>3503907
...What is a Youkai?
>>3503940
>Not bumping the game for the late 5 genuine uid's
>Being fine with all that filler in your game.
>it's a 'rick is late for the 5000th time and bitches about it' episode
>>3503921
where are my arenas?
>>3503923
Alright, didn't get much sleep though. You went into maintenance before I ended up falling asleep. Basically a long nap, really.
>>3503952
>tw this is my life right here.
>>3503957
>Having the opportunity for 7 more fillers
Nah.
>>3503914
I'm the only person who even knows where I'm rebuilding that masterpiece...or should be anyways.
>>3503921
>>3503926
Damn it, stupid bears...oh well.
>>3503923
Yeah, yeah, just take a seat.
>>3503983
Pah, who needs 'em!
>>3503971
That love letter was fucking silly and cringe. Believe me, it's better that way
>>3503914
>writing more
I'd never heard of that. Intriguing.
...Well, that's what I come here for in the first place.
>>3503926
>>3503857
I'm out of this now, so it's up to you.
>>3503849
Huh... Well then.
I'm probably going to to sate my own curiosity.
>>3503923
I had been taking a break before this....
>>3503955
...Then that will help too. Not much but it's better than nothing.
And this land's name?
>>3503956
A type of creature. Usually it generally refers to any number of mythological or magical creature.
>>3503940
>5 people have to sit out because the numbers closer to 24
It would be better to do a 36 so more people get in, because like I just said it's hardly any extra effort. There's no point in making those people sit out.
>>3503830
Interesting. I have not seen you before then. Well, at least we now know each other.
>>3503849
How old are you? What are the contents of the book?
>>3503914
In a way, I had an "enlightenment" of a kind. I found the "Imperial Truth" that my Emperor made long ago. It say many things but one of the things that it said was that My Emperor did not like religions, thus saying that the worship of the "God" Emperor is a heresy. It also made me more tolerant of people and xenos, due to my Emperor being like that. I also have been Excommunicated by the Inquisition for discovering this.
>>3503933
Give yourself more credit Madoka, you're a lot stronger and more experienced than I am.
latefags/slowfags stay mad. its hilarious.
>>3503997
Would this one happen to be your strongest tank as well?
>>3504003
Hmm? The power to wish anything?
>>3504010
Huh, never expected you to do a complete 180 like that...
>>3503983
Excuse the laughter, I was just thinking about some friends of mine. Would you like to camp with me for the night?
>>3504003
It's name is Glenwood.
>>3504010
Yeah, it's always good to meet more people. By the way, you're a knight, right Sir Janus?
>>3503983
more shit. more stuff. more things.
>>3504005
There really is no extra effort. I already finished cropping my game by hand. Hosts that don't bump are lazy shits who want to find any excuse not to bump the game.
>>3503940
>not hosting a a 48 for 15 uids so people can add 3 tribs in and have fun
filthy casuals
>>3504042
I think it will look cute on you...
>>3504042
Again? This has to stop happening.
>>3503914
Having a bit of fun~
>>3504042
If you don't like how hosts do things then host more often faggot. break the mold.
>enter 3 filler in the first game
>rick gets assblasted again and hosts over for not making it win
>tfw i have 7 chances to win a game since one of my fillers also got into his game
kek
>>3504003
Or...was that the longest...? I can't quite remember, I didn't really bother "visiting" her when she was supposed to be sealed to that shrine. Marisa might've lent a hand to help her get out....I think I've about gleaned all the knowledge I can from that book, myself.
>>3504010
It was an incident from my version of reality. The last one before it all got...reset.
>>3504032
Naturally! For one it can fly.
>>3504033
>>3504042
Time for relaxing, apparently....
We're crashing without survivors, so I'm here. Hi!
Daily reminder that hosts have all the power and can choose to do whatever they wish. Become a host if you don't like it.
>>3504019
I don't think so... Unlike you guys I'm not a magical girl, and I don't have any talents besides being extremely clumsy.
>>3504083
Hello there!
>>3504069
>enter 3 filler in the first game
>rick gets assblasted again and hosts over for not making it win
I don't get the message you're trying to convey.
>>3504087
Rick is a host and he hosted over because he didn't like it and he got shat on for doing so. Your argument is retarded.
>>3504087
fucking this
>>3504042
oh and slide 10
>>3504083
Hey Ribbon. What happened?
>>3504105
he's getting shat on because he's trying to host over a better host.
>>3504105
wrong, i shat on him for only hosting to host over people. dont generalize.
>>3504083
Hi...fairy?
>>3504093
WHAT?
>>3504110
Aah...nice to actually be able to stretch while doing this....
69 UIDS huh? I'm gonna host a 24 game to make people le mad XD
STAY MAD SLOWFAGS XD
XCDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN MAKING PEOPLE MAD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOOK AT THEM BEING MAD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>>3504032
To be sincere, me neither. I still uphold my oath though, but to a lesser extent with people from other areas now. Demons are still the same for me.
>>3504041
No. I am a Space Marine of the Grey Knights.
>>3504072
What do you mean... reset?
>>3503984
I feel a little bad about that Rammy seemed like she wanted to talk more, but you got enough rest right?
>>3504003
It always seems like you're working hard... Sorry.
>>3504110
There pretty cute right?
>>3504127
>generalization
stay mad slowfag
>>3504121
>doesn't bump
>a better host
xd
>>3504101
Oh hi! I'm Ribbon, who're you?
>>3504113
Let's say that even though I'm from you-know-where, I got limits. And the majority of the thread does, too.
>>3504123
Hi, tank-girl! I'm Ribbon!
>>3504088
What are you talking about? You became a magical girl before I did, didn't you? It's not like you to joke about this sort of thing, did something happen?
>>3504032
No, just all the new things I hear about.
..That said, the wish thing would be nice. But there's probably some sort of catch to it.
>>3504041
>she finishes writing
>>3504072
I would visit, I just don't really have a reason to.
Mind if I see the book then?
>>3504083
A fairy?
Hello.
>>3504130
I put it on myself. Besides, this will pay off.
>>3504083
You dont wanna watch DMG getting her breasts cut open? What are you some kind of pleb?
>>3504110
this is a fun time guys. I cherish this our time together HG.
>>3504105
I just think hes a dick for hosting over someone else whos been hosting for a couple of hours now because nobody else will
>This thread
>>3504110
Fucking small dicked zoophiles man...
>>3504110
Wh-where did all these spiders come from!?
>>3504128
A space marine? That sounds interesting...
>>3504146
My name's Sorey. It's nice to meet you, Ribbon!
>>3504153
Oh, is that all the information you need?
>>3504165
...I think I'll just go around.
>>3504161
STAY GO.
>>3504153
Hello, book lady! I'm Ribbon? Can I ask what you're reading?
>>3504065
>Swipes hat back
Well let me keep my hat!
>>3504072
Fly? How did you manage that? Or will that be another "secret of your engineering"? >>3504083
Hello.
>>3504128
Well I'm do demon, so I'm safe now right?
>>3504153
Ehehe... Well there used to not be a catch, but something corrupted the Grail so now it probably wouldn't be a good idea to use it.
>>3504146
>peek into the erp thread
>see all the shit
Holy hell, that's horrifying. What kind of circus are you guys running over there?
>>3504146
>Check
>Some weird surgery RP
You guys have weak stomachs. Yeah it's weird, but isn't the point to get your partner off? It's only writing
>>3504165
trudging has never been more enjoyable.
>>3504197
Aww but that's no fun...
It might be a bit cold when you put it back on
>I only host to host over people
I think some poor anon has me confused for Mugen.
>>3504212
Mikleo... I hope I get to see you again soon..
>>3504128
I thought I'd mentioned that before? Long story short, that Elly girl, a few others, and I are sort of...walking paradoxes, as our version of reality simply doesn't exist anymore. The board was wiped clean, and re-built from the ground up, seemingly.
>>3504146
Rika. At least you noticed the tank....
>>3504153
It was one of those little ones, not the main Hakurei shrine. And sure thing.
>She pokes her head back in to the tank, and promptly seems to leap straight up out the tank after wards. Looking unsurprisingly nervous, she glances about before climbing down and holding it out
>>3504197
Yep. Much like it's power source. I'll divulge the secrets if I can beat the shrine maiden.
Walking dead sucks
>>3504189
Sex???!!!
No it's not possible, they have drugged me or something, this can't be true.
Daily reminder that niggers gonna nig.
>>3504148
U-Um... I don't know, *did* something happen?
I couldn't think of what I wanted to wish for so I never made the contract... At least that's what I remember.
>yfw ??? stops hosting because of all the shit they et
>>3504212
2 minute slide intervals now wew led? too fast. slow down sanic. Am I right?
>>3504241
;_;
>>3504241
die
>>3504241
>>3504184
Not even close. But it's all I'll ask for for now. I need to go home and see if that name comes up in any of my books first. But that will be later.
I'll need more from you as I keep working. Just be prepared.
>>3504185
...Why is everyone always so interested in what I read!?
It's a magic tome.
>>3504197
Precisely. If something's too good to be true, it probably is. Wishes can be corrupted, twisted into something you never wanted in the first place.
>>3504232
Exactly.
>she waits patiently outside the tank. her eyes follow you as you leap out of the tank, and clamber out of it.
...Thank you kindly for that.
>takes the book from you
>>3504201
It's triggering most of the discord, and I myself do not want to see that text on my screen since I just ate.
>>3504214
That's basically it. But please stop baiting.
>>3504199
You ask me! I normally stay far from this kind of stuff!
>>3504232
I mean, it's straight within my line of sight, and the driver wasn't! At least for a second. How can I miss it?
>>3504197
Hi! I'm Ribbon!
>>3504184
...Oh, I've been talking to Tracer too much, I almost thought you were a girl... Ah well! How're you?
>>3504241
Kamina was the cancer killing the hunger games.
>>3504238
You wished to save a cat. If you don't remember that, then something must have happened.
>>3504153
I hope it does, ah, I almost forgot, did you give your assistant the recipe book?
>>3504251
... Yup..
>>3504241
>implying ??? doesn't like getting shit and it won't make them host even more
I want to fuck Doppio
>>3504277
>Kamina
>>3504276
Ahahahaha, those fucking girls. I'll go tell them to grow a pair.
>>3504251
That's it, I'm going to have to start setting traps or something.
>>3504268
I will be, and thank you again, Patchouli.
>>3504276
I'm doing pretty good so far. How about yourself?
>>3504276
I don't mind you being here, but wouldn't it be easy enough to ignore text that doesn't interest you?
>>3504251
these 2 minute intervals are too much for me to handle. I'm getting woozy.
>>3504268
Maybe you can take something from it I didn't, who knows? No problem. Still, I think...I think if I can ever meet up with her again, I might want to return Marisa's book, there.
>>3504276
You'd be surprised as to just how blind people can be.
>>3504320
Hey.
>>3504296
I want to stick my dick inside Rika's tank barrel and give her a facial from my 10 inch main arnament.
>>3504218
Not any colder than normal...
>>3504232
Hmm... what's so special about this Shrine Maiden?
>>3504268
Yet people still fight for the Grail, since only one can win the war.
>>3504276
A pleasure to meet you Ribbon, I'm Illyasviel von Einzbern, but Illya is fine!
>>3504320
H-How did I get captured in the first place?
>>3504184
It is my "job" of sorts. I specialize in protecting humanity from demons.
>>3504197
As long as you don't harm anyone, you are fine under my standards.
>>3504232
Interesting, it sounds just like the warp.
>>3504290
>??? enjoys their games getting
ignored
how would this even motivate to you to host more?
>>3504320
now prove yourself in the arena! prove that you're an ok person in general. Or something like that.
>>3504277
*cancer keeping hg alive
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3670495.stm
>>3504336
>10 inch
Small for a battleship, big for a cruiser and absurd for a land vehicle. What are you?
>>3504336
>Throws wrench
>>3504347
She's the single most powerful fighter around, at least that's active, and absolutely the strongest human. And with her magic, she's practically my antithesis.
>>3504350
I don't see how.
>>3504358
Whoops.
>>3504364
this is a very poorly made meme
>>3504278
I don't remember that... Maybe I am a magical girl and I got amnesia or something? I don't feel very magical, though, so maybe not...
>>3504320
A forest fire! Wh-where's smokey the bear when you need him?
>>3504364
Telomerase != the fountain of youth. There's a reason healthy cells stop expressing it, we just don't understand why yet.
>>3504380
It was rushed, my lunch is ready
>>3504350
Huh, that sounds kinda like what I do as the Shepard! My duty would probably be a lot easier if I had armor like yours though.
>>3504385
>>3504358
that was exactly 2 minutes. I'm so proud of myself.
>>3504385
What, you speeding up? Afraid i'll finish before you? even after you skipped all that peace?
>>3504284
Yes. She's almost done copying most of the recipes she was interested in. I think she appreciated having some new ideas for things to make.
She told me to tell you she says "Thank you."
>>3504311
Don't mention it. Only I could really do it out of everyone around here. I do expect my compensation as soon as possible.
>>3504334
Probably. I'll get to that as soon as I'm done researching more on my current endeavor.
Do what you want. I don't really care.
>>3504347
They're fools then. I doubt they even understand what they'll truly get out of all this.
>>3504268
Oooooh, magic! Makes me wish I could cast without a magical artifact to channel from.
I dunno, people are naturally curious about things that seem safe that they don't know about!
>>3504311
Running away from the weirdest stuff.
>>3504317
If there was more going on, sure.
>>3504334
I... Uuuuh... Wow. They must be always looking up at an angle to miss the tank. How do they live?
>>3504347
I... have yet to hear a fancier name. Wow. I guess I should use my full title of Ribbon Ripple for greetings, I guess! Illya, huh? Sounds like a nice nickname.
>even when he leaves Kamina's hosting still gets shit on
>>3504392
>biological immortality may be discovered and implementable in our lifetime
I can't fucking wait.
>>3504400
I'm jk though guys. My game will never be faster than a 24 game since it has 36.
>>3504411
All he had to do was bump the game, desu baka senpai.
>>3504400
>2 minutes and 2 seconds
RICK BTFO
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>>3504350
Good enough for me then.
>>3504378
Magic hmm? What can she do?
>>3504405
Well... the Grail picks you to fight. You have no choice, you either fight or you die.
>>3504400
>>3504428
GYAH!
>>3504405
And what's this you're working on now? Or is it much the same as before?
>>3504410
I think they pay attention to people more than they do the things they're halfway out of.
>>3504405
Of course! I always do my best to keep promises!
>>3504410
Huh? Like what?
>>3504347
>shrugs
I kind of absorb heat, a ghostie thing. Must have warmed up quickly enough, or I just don't suck up as much heat as I think I do...
next game i host any swap that tries to get a latefag in will be denied
>>3504405
I'm glad, but next time I see her I'm going to ask about her's. Ah, but what has caught your interest lately?
>>3504428
>>3504430
I'm having trouble hitting that perfect 2 minute mark, desu. I'll slowdown to 3 if you want senpai.
>>3504432
You did it! you finished first! you're the better host! Congrats.
>>3504453
Hey cancer.
>implying you even host
>>3504460
>>3504446
>>3504453
Why allow swaps in the first place then?
>>3504465
Swaps are the cancer.
>>3504431
Well, more just "divine power". For one, fly, her stupid seals wreak havoc on to youkai, and apparently those yin-yang orbs of hers were capable of even taking down my masterpiece.
>>3504460
Urgh. Congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>3504465
Hey shitposter.
>implying I don't host
>>3504469
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3504390
I don't know, so I guess we'll just have to figure it out. Maybe Mami will know, I'll try to find her and ask her. I'll see you when I get back, so don't get yourself hurt.
>Have to take care of something.
>>3504460
Thank you for hosting!
>>3504469
Thanks for hosting.
>>3504469
Congrats Kuga, first game I see you officially in once I got back, and you won it...
Thanks for the hostie host
>>3504460
>inb4 you get more yous for people pretending they actually paid attention to your game then you did your entire game
>>3504474
This, desu. Everyone after the last spot is a latefag.
>>3504460
Congratulations Kuga!
Thanks for hosting Mr. ???! It was fun to watch.
>>3504410
I do wish they'd stop leaning in when they try to read it...
I would answer their question if they'd just ask.
Magical artifact you say?
>>3504435
It's the same case as Elly's. Only this time, I'm transporting someone to a land I've never heard of.
>>3504431
Picks you to fight? And how do you know when you have been?
>>3504458
In my work? Or outside of it?
>>3504442
Good. I'd not like to have to force that out of you.
>>3504435
They are very weird people then. Maybe I'd see the tank second, but not before speaking.
>>3504442
I do some shady business, and I bolt if it gets too dangerous. Best way I can put it.
>>3504459
still goin huh? Gotta love trudging.
>>3504460
>So much violence everywhere...
Thanks for hosting and congratulation to the winner
>>3504472
>feeds shrimp
>>3504410
If everything else came to a halt because of it, then I can understand how it would be harder to ignore. I hope you're able to get comfortable here while you wait.
Wonderful.
>He reaches into the bag again, getting what appears to be a pair of surgical scissors. These he slips into the wound. They are rather cold, so she can feel them going right towards the center of her chest.
Now this is why the pill was needed. Otherwise there would be some serious issues with bleeding.
>At the end of his sentence, she can feel a quick tugging as he snips...something. Then another. And then another. Then once more.
See, normally you'd be dead by now.
>He pulls out the blood-soaked scissors and sets them aside, reaching both hands into her chest.
You ready?
>>3504502
>>>generalizing