/sug/ - Steven Universe General Burn it All Edition >La

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>>3488958
This is a nice thread

Why?

>>3488958
>creating a new thread just because the other one was shit
Crybaby.

>>3489069
>He just provided the reason
Autism.

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i wanna stay here

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Don't forget to come check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord

https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBIdc5uv

>>3489115
>>3489069
Samefag

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>>3489115

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>>3488958
We'll be back, baby!

>>3489126
return to reddit.

stop trying to fit in by shouting 4chan expressions, newfag

>>3489115
>https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBIdc5uv
Into the filter it goes :^)

>>3489148
Are you the OP for the /sug/s? Or do you literately stay on /sug/ all day

>>3489152
>le reddit mamay

>>3489172
He'll have to make a new link in 24 hours.

We are the
Slylandro Probes
We always come in peace
and if you think we don't
priority over-ride
new behavior dictated
must break Garnet, Amethyst and pearl into component materials,
and Steven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI

Other thread, just in case
>>3488288

>>3489299
>Drama thread
No thanks.

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>>3489115
Please kill yourself.

>>3489126
>implying
I hate those discord fags more than anything but this is /trash/, you guys need to grow a thicker skin.

>>3489299
Shit thread
Not even visiting it

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>>3489339
This whole drama over the skycow owner driving people away is getting pretty retarded.
OP has the right idea but he probably should have been subtle about it and done it at a different time.

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W-where is everyone?

>>3489547
dead

>>3489547
Shitposting in the other thread. I say let them wallow in their filth there.

>>3489562
Fuck, I was going to post this but I was too busy shitposting and wallowing in my filth like >>3489564 said.

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>>3489613
I-Is the fatposter gone?

Fat people disgust me more than any gore or futa pic ever will.

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ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>3489690
>I-Is the fatposter gone?
Yes, they're talking about Pearl's dick now.

>Fat people disgust me more than any gore or futa pic ever will.
Don't click the thumbnails if it triggers you so much, faggot.

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>>3489690
>Fatposter
YOU RANG!?

>>3489745
You could have mentioned it was brad spamming horsecocks.

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Good night, you fucks.

>>3489807
Yes, I could have done that.

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SUMMER OF STEPHAN WHEN?

>>3490762
New episode is two hiatuses from now

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>>3491211
that's a small big toe on her right foot

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>A character cries
OH SHIT FUCKING NICE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 10/10 [appaluse sound]

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>>3491364
>its a connie episode
Oh fucking shit its the best episode ever and its so open minded i'm glad they have racial diversity in a show about crying rock people

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>>3492854
>its a connie episode

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>>3492936
>its a connie episode

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>>3492997
connie episode

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>vidalia or priyanka may not be in the next bomb

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>>3489547
LION AROUND
>no spoilers

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>>3493089
>Connie episode

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>its a connie episode

I like this thread much better, it is so
clean

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>>3493541
>connie episode

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I LOVE HER SO MUCH /SUG/ PLEASE HELP ME I AM FUCKING OBSESSED

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>>3493721
Why would you want help?

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>>3493721
you and me both anon. shes just to perfect

>>3493753
>>3493737
>>3493721

but pearls are made for suffering anon.

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>>3493721
You need no help.

>>3488958
this might be a retard question but does anyone know who the person who made the SU videos on the mega link is?
Cause I wanna thank them or suck their dick or something for giving out those high quality rips

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question /sug/ how many times have you rewatched SU? iam at 4

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>>3493807
Pearls are made for loving.

>>3493721
is pearl's tongue blue?
if it isn't why isn't it?

>>3493927
I don't rewatch episodes because that's pretty autismal to do.

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>>3492854
>>3492936
>>3492997
>>3493089

>It's a connie episode

I fuckin' love the /ss/ potential there. Connie keeps getting older, Steven doesn't age fast enough.

>>3493927
I'm reqatching it now.

>>3493541
I'm Lavell that was a fun day.

>>3494138
Do you remember what episode was that?

>>3493927
I've done 1 rewatch fairly recently, I don't think I can do another one for awhile.

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>>3494168
A Connie episode.

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>>3494138
>Not enjoying best girl

>>3493927
none, but i watch the episodes at least twice

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>>3494042
here for good measure

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>>3494104

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Here's Amethyst!

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Friendly reminder to report any and all indexer posts, we can get him banned, we just have to believe!

>>3493979
i remember watching the first episode where pearl blushed blue and how everyone was surpised, i think they wanted to even out her color palette by giving her a pink mouth. i think a blue mouth would be cuter though.

>>3494393
too much detail and shading to look like a real episode

i guess I'll stay in this thread

i need to work on dynamic poses, my drawings are too stiff

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>>3495325
>implying it's trying to look like an actual screengrab from an episode

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Big Guy!

quick request before i go sleep(sfw) ?

>>3494393
there's no way Homeworld would look that nice, gems basically kill any planet they inhabit and build on their husks.

>>3495399
Armstrong in a ballpit?

>>3495399
For a dynamic pose? How about Pearl throwing her spear?

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This thread could use a Zuking.

>>3495435
This tbqh. You would have a pure view into space, the sky burning with stars obstructed only by the massive energy flows reaching around the globe, and the superstructures on the horizon.

>>3495455
this one actually works

>>3495361
What do you usually draw?

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>>3495472
She is definitely coming onto Tang with her flatulence

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>>3495399
Barb working out?

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>>3495472
>>3495484
Sometimes I worry about Zuke.

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>>3495484
why do people here like her again...?

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Just take a look at every modern homeworld bit of technology or location we've seen so far.

Smooth, reflective glass or whatever generally just made up of basic shapes (circles, squares, and especially triangles), straight lines devoid of any real sort of artistic value.

The Diamonds don't care about anything looking nice, they're minimalist and mechanical.

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>>3495493
>>3495519

>>3495543

>Implying minimalist isn't elegant

>Gara's tumblr gets nuked because some kids don't like stevidot
>Makes a new tumblr
>Gets nuked again as soon as he posts stevidot

>>3495567
Modern minimalist is the single worst interior decor style that was ever invented, holy shit I can't believe people actually want the inside of their houses to look like that.

>>3495482
lately SU stuff mostly
>>3495489
working on the pearl already

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>>3495561
madman!

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>>3495582
Really? That's pretty retarded.

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>>3495543
Her chair is really long. Does it function as a bed? And does she cuddle with her Pearl?

>>3495702
It's a la-z-gem recliner

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>>3493721
>Tfw visible, touchable collar bones through spandex is your fetish

>>3495582
Eventually, people will move on from tumblr

>>3495729
really? sounds oddly specific

>>3495740
Uh no
Why would the SJW majority do that

>>3493807
>Not loving her after her suffering

I see you failed Waifu School.

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how do I actually go about trying to find a psychiatrist

>>3495742
Thats the definition of a fetish. A kink is more broad term.

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>>3495775
>Going to a psychiatrist
>Ever
I don't trust anyone who's been trained to read you like that, I like to keep all my thoughts to myself.

>>3495718
Qt

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>>3495775
>google dot com
>local psychiatrists/psychiatric therapy near me
>brows results
>write down and call numbers

Wew, that was difficult.

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does anyone know when the next episode is happening???

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>>3495729
>tfw scrawny fuck with visible collar bones
>tfw there's people who actually like that shit
Never leaving the house without a turtleneck again

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>>3495729
Collar bones just feel so... Good.

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I need to repaint my giant skateboard, what gem should i create a mural of

>>3495877
Why so spooked, anon?

>>3495954
lapis so you can just fill the background with blue stripes and tell yourself it's supposed to be water

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>>3495960
My collar bones and shoulder blades are strange zones for me, I'm more uncomfortable with them being touched than any other part of my body, hell, so much as having my shirt or the back of a chair dig into them too much makes me feel really fucking uneasy.

did the conditions of malachite's fusion cause her to be as large as she is, and if so, does that mean that if malachite were formed again with lapis and jasper in a better relationship, she would be smaller (and perhaps less monstrous)?

>>3495807
That feels scary. Like, I just pick one and hope their good? Or I make a few different appointments and tell them I'm sort've shopping around for different psychs, but that's probably really expensive.

>>3495801
I'd like to stop wanting to kill myself and sabotaging every relationship I have

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>>3495938

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>>3493737
Because knowing I can never have her is constant suffering.
>>3493753
In every way.

>>3495989
No it's because jasper is big af to begin with

iirc fusion size is like a multiplication of the gems' sizes

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this is the blue gem

>>3496009
Well duh.Call around, ask questions, see if they take your insurance. Its easier than it sounds. Don't be afraid to ask questions.

Id do pro-bono psychiatry for you, but, im not a licensed doc yet. Otherwise, I'd be happy to help. But as it is, look around .

>>3496009
>I'd like to stop wanting to kill myself
You and me both, but surely just living with it is better than coming in contact with a brain leech, right?

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>>3495989
We don't know for sure. Malachite is by far the biggest two-gem fusion we've seen, it's crazy.
>Opal
>Rainbow Quartz
Don't stack up.

I wonder what statements there have been by the Crewniverse on the matter of fusions changing as relationships change? Malachite's number of hands and unusual body don't seem to inhibit her at all, she gave the 4-gem fusion hell (and even then, the surprise watermelons are what threw her off)

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>Historical friction
>Pearl knows William Dewey by name
>Pearl writes the story, and ultimately paints Dewey in a positive light as someone who tries despite failing
>similar to Pearl

Listen. If anyone has a chance of winning the ultimate prize, it's him.

>>3496120
He doesn't even have tits, Anon.

>>3496120
I'll take 10 peweys for every one Grasper.

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>>3495455
terrifying renegade pearl

>>3495989
No, Malachite will always be the same except for maybe hair and clothing.

>>3496152
Pewey will always be better imo because it's more than just a crackship. There are actual tangible elements in the show that support this ship.

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What would happen if one of garnet's gems got shattered

Like would they just unfuse and one of them goes poof during it

Or would part of her body just get fucked up

>>3496162
She looks more like a terrifying rapper pearl there. Fuck throwing her spear she's throwing some sick rhymes here.

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>>3496162
>quick request before I go to bed
>2.5 hours later
Go to bed.

>>3496184
Yeah but when you gettin into it you dont wanna sleep

Sleep is a meme

>>3496181
lel. well I'm not really good with poses
>>3496184
i got sleep on the couch for a while, that counts?

>>3496199
It's a nap if it's less than 4 hours

>>3496120
I find it funny how Dewey doesn't know Pearl's name. Really none of the townie's know the gem's names or anything.

>>3496165
Grasper and Jaspearl are shallow as they solely and unhealthily rely on replacing rose with another big quartz
>"She big."

>>3496205
like one hour. now i can't sleep

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>>3496162
Terrifying renegade pearl.

>>3496240
Who gives a shit? It's cute, that's all that matters.

>>3496224
The gems don't care about making friends with the humans, the only full gem to have made a human friend was Amethyst and she only hung out with Vidalia.

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>>3496287
Horrific Rebellious Peael

>>3496289
It's ship war, paulette

>>3496291
you mean rose was the first

>>3496224
Seeing how the gems can out last any human, they see no point in making friends with them.
It will only cause them pain.

>>3496291
Don't forget that Rose had engaged in beastiality hundreds of times over the millennia until it finally killed her.

>>3496312
I wasn't counting Rose seeing how Rose was always making human friends during her time on Earth it seems

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So why russian (or whatever language is this ) and can someone translate it ?

>>3496312
>>3496329
I don't think sex slaves counts as friends.

>>3496289
Neither Jasper or Greg are cute. Them together is not cute. It's just gross. Why would you want an ugly ass bald fat dad with Jasper? So he can get fucked in the ass? Nothing about this ship is good.

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>>3496199
Really? I like the poses you do in your stuff...

>>3496378
I'm pretty sure you can translate it yourself if you try hard enough.
And seeing that is an old episode I'm pretty sure someone cracked the code already if there was one.

>>3496398
That Mega Ruby looks like a Mega piece of Shit.

>>3496240
I could see Jaspearl working out as 'a fellow warriors respect' of sorts.

>>3496378
They mean things, but it's nothing important. It's stuff like "lever" or some shit. Remember that the gems were just taking parts off of random crap to build the drill.

>>3496378
yea it's russian

first 2 say ''block'' (misspelled) and ''figures''

not gon do the rest 'cause I don't speak russian so this is hard

>>3496399
yea you were right
>>3496489
this is what I could make out of it:
бл пoк bl pok (???)
цифpы figures
кoнтp counter
пapaм pairs
cхeмa scheme

>>3496398
thanks anon, but i still thinking i should work more on that

>>3492960 #
I think it'd be a 2-act Stand, the first act being 「 I'll Cry For You」, the second being 「Superstitious 」. The first act comes from season 1 Connie and how she tries to understand Steven despite only being human (would develop after An Indirect Kiss), the second from season 2/3 Connie and how she decides to fight despite being a human with no magical abilities (it would develop it's second act after Sworn to the Sword).

>>3496423
k

>>3495243
I honestly don't want him banned.

>>3496536
Like I said the first one seems misspelled

блoк translates to block

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Post objectively best AU.

>>3496378
I can transliterate. From left to right: BL POK, Zifriy, KONTR 1, PARAM 2, SKHEMA 3

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>>3496768
Redemption AU all the way.
We're already 2/3 there anyways.

gib me cute jasper feelings.

Pretty please.

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Is Amethyst for huggle, fuggle, or both?

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>>3496902
How does this make you feel?

>>3496854
>intimate
>tried to fuse with steven

>>3496944
>lapis suffering
It makes me feel good.

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>>3496902
I want to pack Jasper-chan's bento box

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>>3496902

>>3496959
I want to pack her box

With my dick

>>3496944
Feels like toblerone time

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>>3496965
>You can fly?!
>No, jump good.

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Go ahead, Pearl. Sit on her, it is the avian way

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>>3496902

>>3493721
Knowing that I'll never be with Pearl makes me want to die even more

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>>3496902

>>3497032
It's okay anon. Relationships are a meme anyway.

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>>3497053
>Relationships are a meme

>>3497053
Even if that's true I still want to be with Pearl

>>3496983
Nice Jasper brot.

>>3497070
You could draw cringey art shipping yourself with her like. That might make it feel real.

>>3497059
I do. Fuck women. Fuck marriage. Fuck friends. Fuck children.

The only person you need in life is yourself. Fuck everyone else. Except for /sug/, I need you guys.

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>>3497104
It's ok , hug it out, hug it out

>>3497059
Maybe not the correct choice of words, but there are people that don't understand and/or like relationships

>>3497088
That's a horrible idea

>>3497136
they're called autists

>>3497155
Autists on /sug/, not surprising

>>3491195
Oh god her neck! Someone help her!

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Have they ever released any The Return/Jailbreak storyboards?

le know nothing man

>>3496768
>thicc pearl

Wew

New episodes when

Will we really have to wait until the 14th of july

>>3497250
Fuck thickness. All the non-skinny gems are ugly.

Anyone got that forgetful opal image

>>3497261
>14th of July
>Same day as Monster Hunter Generations release
And I was not seen for a full year, finally discovered in a room coated in an 8 inch layer of semen on all sides

>>3497310
Thick Garnet and thick Peridot are good

Rose too

>>3497155
Not all autist don't understand relationships.

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>>3497310

>>3497358
Goddammit

What would happen if you took a huge shit in Peridot's face

>>3496947
>intimate only means sexual
You have never known love in your entire life, have you?

>>3497397
I wpuld have taken a huge shit in Peridot's face.

>>3495801
This lads on the right track.
Psychs are there to make money not to fix you.

If a psych can fix you you can fix yourself.

>>3497405
I see

Makes sense

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>>3496944
Jasper is for giving others suffering.

>>3497409
No

>>3495673
Stevidot is retarded.

>>3497409
That's what everyone who's pro self-diagnosis say.

>>3497435
The new anime is going to be so shitty

And I'll still watch it

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>>3497440
No it isn't, it's cute.

>>3497018
I love Jasper far too much. Her and Pearl make me sad and happy and wistful.

The though of their having fought and dealt with the fallout from that for thousands of years scrunches me up inside. Just a few years of it is enough.

>>3497458
It's cute but retarded

Like all non-canon ships

>>3497458
It's highly non-canonical and also pretty rapey.

>>3497409
Mental health treatment is a meme. They're getting normies using tactics to fix normies on people who are not normies.

>>3497438
Yup 14 years experience lad. Functioning member of society, earn money, pay tax, have wife, have friends, always see family and all the other good things that "fixed" people do.
>>3497448
Eh I got a diagnosis off a doc when I was young but having it on my record would've affected my future job prospects so intentionally didn't follow up on it and decided to fix myself. People who think they can't need to fucking man up.

>>3497494
I don't like therapists, but I don't like the "just man up" thing either

>>3497485
How in the world is it "rapey"?

>>3497466
The there's that cunt Lapis who was safe in the mirror and from corruption. And which gem was princess carried to safety after wrongfully imprisoning another for months on end

>>3497485
There is literally nothing wrong with rape

>>3497494
I don't care what your experience may be, don't tell people they can "fix themselves", most disorders that you would see a psych for may led to harm to self or others if you try to "fix yourself"
You wouldn't DIY a kidney dialysis, seek medical fucking help

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Would you hold hands with her in the hallway even if people laughed?

>>3497494
So you are for self-diagnosis.

Have your last (You).

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Sayonara Alexandrite!

>>3497532
I wouldn't hold hands with her if there are other people around

Would Jasper's gem cancel out Pearl's beak in a fusion?

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>>3493721
YES

>>3497580
No, their fusion would have Jasper's Gem along with Pearl's nose. She'd essentially have two nosed.

>>3497604
Would the gem be on the beak, above it, below it?

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>>3495989

>>3497607
Right on the tip.

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>>3497613

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>>3497619
>change the design so she looks like some shitty OC

Oh yeah, this is greaaaaaaaat...

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>>3497613
>>3497619
It is lovely, tho Malachite's face looks a little more demented than usual at the end there

It would be spooky awesome if they reference Malachite still being inside each of them in the show

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>>3496902

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alx

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with Ronaldo

>>3497651
Fucking hell Jasper.

Why do all cross-gem fusions have more than 2 arms but garnet doesn't

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>>3497721
Rainbow Quartz has only two arms

>>3497685
Go fuck yourself no way that fat fucking retard would be able to get Lapis.

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>>3497736
Proof Pearl was perfect for Rose.
Shame she got killed by a fat smelly ape instead.

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>>3497751
Lel
Why are you so angry family?

>>3497771
>Play the game for nearly 6,000 years.
>Get nowhere.
>Human comes along and plays the game for a few years.
>She bears his child willingly, knowing that she'll die in the process.

Outplayed by Greg "If you're a pink rock you're getting my cock" Universe.

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Would you let a lazy Poil crash at your place?

>>3497796
Because I'm tired of people forcing my waifu into shitty ships.

>>3497832
Stop having a shitty waifu then faggot.

>>3497832
Stfu you no-fun cunt

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>>3497771
If Pearl was perfect for Rose, why does Steven exist?

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Since Lapis can create chains with her water, do you think she'd be able to do water shibari?

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>>3497458
And EROTIC.

>>3497651
whats the fucking point of these besides ruining the original scenes

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>>3497821
Well, yeah
I'd bring her any flavor of doritos she wants

poil

Does /sug/ like High Quality Video Game Rips?
https://youtu.be/pV1_FGqt24o

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>>3498144
>>3498149
Fabulous.

>>3498050
/pol/ poil

>>3498154
I've never seen Blush draw Greg before

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>>3498120
Yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI6To2dlKlI

>>3498174
No, Pearl is a liberal.

>>3498144
>>3498149
>long hair

Garbage.

>>3498182
>implying /pol/ isn't liberal

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>>3498178
Well they have.
And look closer, it's a Steven/Greg fusion. Check out the guitar and the shirt.

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>>3498182
No, she's Milo in gem form

>>3498188
Long hair can look good.

That hair looks like shit though.

>>3498154
>>3498178
I think that's meant to be an older Steven, but I'm not sure.

Oh, and they have drawn Greg. >>3498193

>>3498197
Oh fuck off with this milo meme.

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>>3498188
Fuck off Woolie, long hair is great.

>>3498160
BM's getting better at Pearl, but she still looks pretty off compared to the others. I think the problem's that they draw her face with the same basic shapes as Lapis/Peridot, when they really should make it more oval-shaped.

>>3498182
haha no

poil the kind of nigga who would describe herself as "redpilled" unironically

>>3498193
>>3498209
Greg or not, it's pretty nice

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>>3498226
Yeah, I'm not sure why Pearls are the only faces she has any real troubles with.
It's odd. She doesn't draw Garnet or Amy very often either and they look fine.

>>3498182
she definitley isn't
Pearl "we need to build a fence" Crystal Gem is redpilled on humans

>>3498270
I like how Pearl only protects Earth because of Steven.

She would let this planet die if it wasn't for him.

>>3498260
It's really all about the face. They stick to the circular Amethyst and square Garnet like in the show, but then give Pearl's face the same more human "B" shape as Lapis/Peridot.

It's even evident in the picture you posted. Blue Pearl looks the best there because her bangs cover up the top part of the shape, and her chin was drawn more rounded.

>>3498286
Yeah Garnet and Amethyst just want a place to live.

>>3498286
Peri probably cares more than she does

>>3498319
Pretty much.

>>3498310
garnet needs earth because they wouldn't let her be gay in homeworld

pearl is a slave without a master, she fought only because of rose

amethyst just doesn't give a shit

>>3498286
>>3498310
>>3498319
Does this mean that Pearl isn't really that "good"?

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>>3498286
Pay attention to canon.

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>>3498355
Sure

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>>3498355
Ehh, she's the only gem who is fighting mainly for someone instead of the place she is actually protected but at the same time that someone wanted to protect earth as well so.

>>3498366
>>3498371
I see

>>3498349
Seriously. Enough with this "fuck Pearl, she doesn't care about earth" rhetoric. Pearl is the only gem who originally chose to defend earth, Garnet and Amethyst didn't have a say in the matter. Even Lapis and Peridot didn't have that much of a say in the matter because they were stranded on Earth and HW won't take them back.

Plus what you are saying is invalidated by canon. >>3498360
>>3498360

>>3498381
Hey, i'm sorry your wife isn't exactly following the same path as the rest of the gems are.
She isn't fighting for Earth she's fighting for Rose's ideals for Earth.

>>3498381
She decided to protect Earth because of Rose.

If it wasn't for Rose, and now Steven, she wouldn't give a shit.

>>3498381
i actually like the poil because she didn't exactly did it for the earth
if rose wasn't there she probably wouldn't have become the terrifying renegade we all know and love

>>3498398
I wonder how Pearl and Rose met in the first place, and if it was a "love at first sight" kind of thing, if Pearl was in fact made for Rose, or if Rose did something to win Pearl's loyalty.

>>3498360
>Written from the point of view of an idealistic little tub of lard
Hardly what I would call accurate.

>>3498381
>pearl is the only gem who originally chose to defend earth

Are you fucking serious? Rose was the first gem to rebel and Pearl just followed along with her.

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>>3498417
>denying canon

>>3498395
>>3498398
What does it matter the reason, fact of the matter is she is doing it.

>If it wasn't for Rose, and now Steven, she wouldn't give a shit.
For the Rose part, you may be correct because she was the original motivator. For the Steven part, you need to prove that. While your at it prove that the other gems would not do the same if Steven was simply gone.

>>3498420
Pearl and Rose started the Crystal Gems together, they were the first two members.

>>3498427
Denying canon isn't what makes him watermelonfag.
>>3498417
>idealistic little tub of lard
This is.

>>3498438
Yeah, that's literally what he said.

>>3498416
FLASHBACK EPISODE OF THE POIL REBELLING AGAINST HER DIAMOND WHEN

>>3498438
Doesn't change the fact that Pearl is still thirsty for some pink quartz dick

>>3498427
Burying your head in the sand won't make you right, you know.

>>3498432
Pearl doesn't want to be on Earth, or atleast she wouldn't if it wasn't for Steven.

Look at Space Race, Steven is what made her want to stay on Earth.

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>>3497974
Mistake.
Pearl would've found a way to impregnate Rose eventually, if it was necessary.

>>3498467
She wanted to leave then come back.

http://anabellabaggins.tumblr.com/post/146003372659

>>3498477
Permanent Rainbow Quartz when?

>>3498484
If she cared about Earth she would have thought about what could happen in the 50 years she was gone.

What if something attacked Earth and because of Pearl not being there, it was destroyed.

Sorry, but that's the impression it gave me.

>>3498477
But then we wouldn't have Pearl OR Rose.

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>>3498355
Guys...

>I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you.

What if that's Pearl telling Steven she feels bad for not caring about Earth?

>>3498507
>I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you.
Which episode was that?