/sug/ - Steven Universe General Cozy Edition >HQ DL Lin

>>347228

Pearl looks more worried than comfy.

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you can not stop me. i am a fan fiction writing machine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939

Chapter 14

Chapter Text

connie and her parents arrive at the beach city ice cream store. they park behind the building. mr maheshwarn makes a big show out of locking the door. when his wife and daughter give him dirty looks he just grins and says "what? with all the immigrants the president is letting into the country we can never be too safe. Don't know who's going to be a terrorist, you know?" "that's bullshit dad" exclaims conny sullenly "these are poor refugees. they re all women and children and they would never be terrorists not ever." "that's right" says his wife. "they are just trying to escape the hellish situation in their home country. this is the least we can do" "you're fucking wrong" says mr maehashwarn. "there's no way to properly vet these people. It's just not possible. They're already letting so many of them in and you can already see it happening, what was going on in france before the attack. these people don't integrate they just stick to their religion and are more easily susceptible to becoming radicalized." "dad you're racist" says conniy sullenly. the maheshwarens did not talk after that. they arrive at the ice cream shop. "i'm going to use the bathroom" Connie says. "Seriously? Again?" her mother asks with a good amount of huge bitch in her tone. "yes, again" connie replies. In the bathroom stall connie opens her backpack. Inside is a folded up ISIS flag and enough explosives to take out half of beach city. Today is the day.

<o:^)

pearlface

>>347247
We just started the thread, do you really need to ruin it already?

>>347247
Damn, boss. At least make it readable.

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>>347238
pearl can never be truly comfy she has no reason to be

>>347247
CHAPTER 15

amethyst sits at home scratching her ass watching hannity. she really appreciates how loudly he likes to yell over his guests. right now he is yelling over an elderly
black man. "DON'T YOU KNOW CHRISTIANS ARE BEING KILLED OVER THERE EVERY DAY? BUT NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT..." he howls sullenly at the bewildered old guy.
"ha ha womp womp you tell him sean" amysthyst laughs. She doesn't care about the politics but loves watching people shrink away from sean hannity's powerful, masculine
voice. the show cuts to commercial. amyehsist yawns and opens up her lap top. one of her favorite hobbies is going online and posting racist rants on youtube videos.
Being a young gem of course, she has minimal experience with humans of other races or cultures, and truly she has no real opinion on the matter, but she just loves
making people squirm. she navigates her tabs graceful as a dancer, the good R&B shit not that hacky ballet trash pearl was into. "let's just turn the middle east
into glass already" she drops on a new york times article. "get raped you fat SJW fuck" on a young turks video. She barely finishes favoriting a george zimmerman
tweet before hannity's beautiful face comes back onto the television. He's interviewing one of the republican presidential candidates no one cares about. Suddenly
a knock on the door. "FUCK OFF NO ONE'S HOME" amethest yells. More knocks, harder and faster now. "ARE YOU DEAF I SAID GO AWAY." The door slams open. Amethetst
turns toward the intruder but sees nothing but the wide open door. "goddamn fucking wind womp womp" she says, turning her attention back to the tv, making no attempt
to close the door.

>>347254
look here fucker im the only one making these threads worth a shit

this is original content at its finest you fucking ingrate

I'm going to write another "chapter" right now just to spite you

also by the way i would whoop your ass irl

8th for Greg is a disgusting hotdog

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>>347261
>also by the way i would whoop your ass irl
Bullshit, fight me m8.

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Holy shit, people shitting on Catch & Release for "ruining" Peridot's character are retarded.

Peridot was never meant to be a serious villain. Just watch Marble Madness and Keeping it Together and see how she acts. She's only acting like a lost child because she's literally helpless and thinks she's about to die on a forsaken planet far away from home. The progression makes sense from what we've seen from her before.

If you want a serious villain waifu, wait for Yellow Diamond because Peridot was never meant to be one.

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fuck pearl

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>>347247

A lotta loyalty for a defective gem

>>347275
the fuck you on about

>>347290
Last thread there were a bunch of people complaining about the episode but I don't feel like quoting posts from so long ago.

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>>347298
I miss tall Peridot though. So kind of understand their rage.

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>>347308
Hey, maybe Malachite will take her limb enhancers and she can give them back when everything's over. Who knows. Tall Peridot was great but I don't mind this new one either.

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>>347320
I actually prefer her as a loli, as those with taste should.

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>>347347

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>>347347

Is this what you're looking for?

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>>347379
And then maybe some of this?

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Nope, Steven is not for sexual.

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>>347379
>>347385
>not pic related
Shit taste tbqh family, but that's to be expected from a perifag

>>347396
>Rose's nose

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>>347396
I have way more than that pham

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>>347379
>>347385
I already have those but thanks anon. LONG LIVE STEVIEDOT!!!

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>>347396
but honestly, Peridot has the most and best r34 next to Pearl, and followed by Lapis.

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>>347247
>>347257
CHAPTER 16

"what's the password?"
"death to america"
bolts unlocking, a heavy metal door swinging open.
"get in here, and be quick"
connie follows the voice into the rear entrance of the fry shack.
"fuck sake peedee where have you been? I've got everything set up on my end and then you give me nothing on the walkie talkie. What the hell is the point of buying
walkie talkies if you're not going to use them? I was THIS CLOSE to getting caught at the arcade." she pinched her fingers together. Peedee looked either scared
or constipated. Connie couldn't tell which and she didn't feel like playing any guessing games at such a crucial time. "Well? Fucking spit it out. And where's Jamie?
He hasn't responded in over an hour." Peedee's poorly-concealed terror became even more poorly-concealed and terrified. "Connie... They got him. Jamie's dead. The
plan's gone all to hell. The whole city's on high alert now. Are you sure you weren't seen?" Showing no emotion on her face, connie winds back and socks peedee
right in the jaw. he crumples to the floor like a little bitch. "How DARE you? You think I'm not the smartest, most careful soldier we've got? Do you honestly think
you would have done any better in my shoes? Look here you piece of shit, no one saw me, and the plan is still in effect. We'll just have to change tactics a bit is
all." she removes her backpack and tosses it to him, still on the ground. He looks inside and then sits up, meeting her eyes.
"allahu akbar" they say sullenly in unison

>>347254
here u go dickhead

>>347347
Why is she bathing in piss?

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>>347496
It's Lapiss.

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I don't know why I love shipping Steven with the Gems so much. Normally I'd be disgusted by it, but there's just something about StevenxGem shipping that I can't stop thinking about. I think it's because they're both able to shapeshift so they could have any kind of sex that they would ever want to have.

I prefer shipping him with Gems when he's an adult, but I do like /ss/ too.

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>>347347
here is the next part

>>347563
That's great.

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>>347563

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Good morning /sug
what are you listening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssWHvKdZj4o&index=115&list=PLx65qkgCWNJIs3FPaj8JZhduXSpQ_ZfvL

>>347934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0luwwhF6ZeE

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>>347934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGd--QsJrxQ

thought this would cheer me up but I'm feeling shittier

>>347984
Peridot loves u anon, don't be sad.
>>347247
i gotta say man, i despise you, but you are very creative.

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gib drawing reqs
pic related was drawn by me

>>348033
comfy gems getting up holiday decorations for the wintertime

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call me slowpoke but I just learned that GF is ending
I literally cannot be any more happier

>>347934
good morning

anon showed me this last night and im listening to it still: https://sleepyeyes.bandcamp.com/album/circadia

>>348033
Steven piggyback riding Yellow Diamond
I swear I had better requests thought out but I can't remember them right now. So just have a cute request.

>>348033
Connie looking at Steven's shield going all Knights of Ren: I will finish what you started

>>348033
>>348096
Scratch that make it Pearl. Her personality fits more

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post lapis

>>348033
Pearl takes Steven's virginity for his 18th birthday.

How are you, /sug/?

My old man "lent out" my space heater (where it is now I don't know) and now I have to live piled under blankets in the coldest, leakiest part of the house when it's raining and fucking 37 degrees outside.

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>>348033
Armstrong, Greg and Pearl trying on Christmas sweaters.

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>>348142
What kind of Lapis do you want m8?

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>>348197
a full-sized one

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>>348225
O snap m@!

>>348225
Too bad she's a midget then!

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>>348225
Eat my dick.

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>>348261

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Need moar jealous Connie and Peridot

>>348468
I agree.

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>>348509

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>>348052
sorry it took a bit, had to eat.
others will probably be faster now

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>>348142
heh...

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>>348142

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>>348520

>>348062
GF?

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>>348520

>>348613
Gravity Falls

>>348554
>>348554
fuckin saved man! thanks

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>>348082

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>>348643
Yellow Diamond thread?

>>348658
Don't have any images of her, but I'm down.

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This is now a dank thread.

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>>348787

>>348814
Shit, let's be stoners.

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I'M LAPIS LAZULI AND I WON'T LET YOU SMOKE ANYMORE

>>348614
>Steven unintentionally gets keked
I like this.

>>348062
At least it's ending on its own terms you piece of shit.

Enjoy soon to be Zombie Universe.

>>348945
>Enjoy soon to be Zombie Universe.
What makes you think that's going to happen?
It's not like SU is insanely successful - CN apparently seems more keen to run another dozen seasons of TTG.

>>348945
When did /gfg/ get here?

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>>348096
>>348131
I put in both

>>348983
It's going to be. Plenty of time to be build up fame like Adventure Time.

Have you seen their advertising? They even reference meta things like crying, which says that they're aware of the show's popularity.

>>348984
Ever since /sug/fags or /trash/fags started shitposting in /gfg/ threads during the last four month hitaus. Little fuckers haven't stopped since.

>>349024
Nice.

>>349083
Sucrose has a definite story and end in mind in case you didn't know, that's why the whole show is a series of build-ups, foreshadowing, and character developments. Also it's not my fault you're easily triggered by obvious fake leaks and dank memes, and have to come here to complain about it.

>>349083
There's a pretty big difference between knowing your audience and being popular.

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>>348892
Too late

She'd get addicted

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>>349083
>It's going to be. Plenty of time to be build up fame like Adventure Time.
It's had plenty of time already.

>Have you seen their advertising? They even reference meta things like crying, which says that they're aware of the show's popularity.
They reference that kind of stuff in the show, but that's the writers rather than CN. The only ads I've seen (admittedly not many) were pretty generic.

>/sug/fags or /trash/fags started shitposting in /gfg/ threads
They're not coming from here. GF and /gfg/ basically don't get mentioned at all in /sug/.

>>347257
I'm not gonna lie, this one actually gave me a decent kek.

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>>348150

12 hours left

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>>349314
to what ?

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>>349314
Until what?

>>349024
....holy shit that's really good

>>349286
Thank you!

>>349314
Just take your exam holy shit.

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>>348175

Jesus fuck when is the hiatus ending. I can't take it anymore.

>>349418
January-February of next year

>>348468
>>348509
It's never going to be canon though.

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>>349024
>yfw Connie becomes formidable fighter by season 4
>yfw season 4 finale has Pearl sacrificing herself in battle for Steven, her gem's crushed
>yfw Connie takes her place

>>349418
New year, new Steven. And they'll likely steamroll through a bunch of episodes so instead of the midseason cliffhanger, they'll go all the way to some unrelated point.

Because being intoxicated is the only way to work at Cartoon Network.

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>>349314
good luck anon.

we need more greg in this thread. Post em

>>349448
I'm glad that's never happening, because I'd drop the show. Connie's so boring.

>>349404
Aw, Greg looks so depressed.

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>>349463
This is the closest thing I have to a Greg picture.

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>>349448
Oh my God I'm just imagining the Pearlfags and everyone who hates Connie and the epic neverending sperg fest that would ensue.

I want this only for that reason.

>>349448
I don't even like Pearl and I would find that completely bullshit.

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In between all the weird fanfics and peridotophiles is there any room in this world for just a simple wish for pearls suffering? Gregg taken so much from her y'know. You think lapis fags killing themselves is bad wait till the other not convinced pearls figure out more and more that existence is suffering.

It wouldn't be so bad if gems had a heaven and hell type scenero when they die because then there would be hope in death but there's not. Once a gems gone there's no coming back.

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>>349448

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>>349463
agreed

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>>349509
>implying Steven is not sufficient reason to keep on existing.

>>349543
Humans die, how long will Steven live?

100 years?
500 years?
1000 years?

It'll be one big terrible waiting game just to see if times going to take Steven away or home world.

>>349485
I can't blame her. Young Greg is best husbando.

>>349890
Greg literally fucked it all up..

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>>349620
>if steven dies rose will be back.

>if steven doesn't die, he still lives within her.

Pearl is just too emotional, and lacks confidence, probably things will change in the future for her and i would bet that's whats going to happen considering sucrose is behind all this.

>>349905
Whoa now, the only thing Greg fucked was a rock.

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>>349905
But now they are friends!!

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Is it just me , or are the gems basically homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist

>>349910
I make all my notions based on the idea that the gems will be around for thousands of years to come while Greg and Steven and beach city slowly dies off due to time. Plus if Steven dies that is nooooooo way mean that rose would come back. And especially not if someone like home world just shatters his gem.

Home world could come here with a Ship and kill everything on the surface without even having to come down to earth.

This bleakness comes with a terribly solid logic.

>>349951
I think we've talked about that before, and reached a conclusion of "not really".

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>>349463

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How fucking awful is Cartoon Network at scheduling?

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GREG MUST DIE
MUST
DIE

>>349987
No, that'd kill Steven. We can just wait him out.

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DOWN
WITH
GREG

>>349982
On a scale of 1-10?
86

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>>349962
>Home world could come here with a Ship and kill everything on the surface without even having to come down to earth.

they don't need to.

the cluster will take care of that. (from HW perspective).
But we know that's not going to happen, plus steven won't die, he is the protagonist.

Your vision is skewed

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>>349965
Why not , their body is just a projection from the stone at the center of their being that gained its power by absorbing (or sucking up) all the life energy around it .

They live for a long time and when their bodys are damaged they regenerate from their gem(philosopher's stone).

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>>349987
>>350005
>pic related

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DEATH TO GREG

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>>349987
>>350005
Don't be so tsundere.

>>349962
No, the bleakness comes from disposition.

Our Beach City will die off, yes. Including Greg and Connie. That's sad, but is Steven and the gems are successful, life on Earth will continue, and peace will be established.
There will be new people to befriend and love over the years for Steven, and considering he had to grieve for his mother so young, he'll know how to deal. (Speaking from experience here.) I don't think he's in any danger of living a life of despair and cynicism that makes him feel ancient.

Steven is the age he perceives himself to be so he could die anytime, really, but that also means he may live forever.

Also, word of god is that if Steven so much as poofs, he's dead as a doornail. But that doesn't mean his gem will be destroyed; maybe Rose is still in there.

>>350020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=macG2rKTQnw

>>350016
When a all you have to do with an infinite amount of time to think all you do is focus on the worst case what if's until something less horrible than what you envisioned comes around to spare you your sanity for a bit longer.

Thanks for the cheerful thought.

>>350018
except that their gems don't run out of "juice" by times they die.

and also Homunculi don't have a soul, they are the manifestation of an emotion.

But the similarities are notable.

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>>350050
Lapis aproves.

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https://strawpoll.me/6134423

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>>350105
y u so mad.

>>350042
These are all big what if's.

I read a fanfic last night where pearl was captured in a dream hell by a authority gem that tortured her by Confining her in a dark room with a time mechanism that made time incredibly slow there.she would dress pearl up in jewelry made with the shattered gems of the people she knew.

The authority gem made strides not to make her feel like an individual in the torture method and when she left the room hundreds of years would pass until the authority gem returned.

The worst part was the mind break scene where the authority gem releases pearls arms from being tied up and it's revealed that she was tied up with shackles made with the broken shards of ruby and sapphire. Needless to say she was really banking on garnet saving her and when she saw the shackles and then was told she was the last one they worked on she loses it into a sobbing incoherently babbling mess before the authority gem walks out almost feeling guilty.

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I think Homeworld is incompetent.

>>350105

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YO GEM MAN

GET OUTTA MY WIFE'S FRICKIN HOUSE

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>>350136

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>>350137
>when you realize

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>>350155
oh my stars!

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>>350059
Actually it's possible that Homunculi did have souls kinda like Greed and that "Chinese" guy but yeah, its true, we cant say they had soals , and if whether or not they lose power when dying and regenerating we just dont know.

su x bohemian rhapsody mash up when

>>350135
If anything, it'll prove the technology works. Plus, something that size can just be directed towards a planet to destroy.

>>349404
Do you think Greg's sad because he has to pay for those?

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Is this the snerson thread?

>>350181
What even is this image? Every time I see it posted I throw up.

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>>350279
No, this is the /ss/nerson thread.

>>350219
>It could be directed to another planet to destroy.

How? It's stuck in orbit around the sun -- it would take huge amounts of energy (which could be better used elsewhere) to get it out, and the cluster may be so uncontrollable and violent it might destroy any method Homeworld used to get it to move, loke rockets or such.

>>350284
Life must be horrible for you then.

>>350168
Can someone please explain the dorito thing? Why do people always call anything triangular a dorito?

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>>350145
Actually yeah, let's post everything, have the perfect reaction image

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>>350284
Your right , I fixed it

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>>350323
and the stiched thing together

>>350303
Your right. I'm malnutritioned and feeble. I have constant doctor visits but they can't seem to figure out the problem.

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>>350365
Are you a lapisfag by any chance ?

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>>350365
someone recommend movies to me.

>nothing with feels please.

>>350432
Lethal Weapon

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>>350365
>>350432
derp. did not meant to link you bro my bad, have some lapis.

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>>350430
>>350441
Yo I heard we were saladposting, is that true?

>>350219
How the fuck are you going to move a fucking planet? Fuck!

>>350308
Dank memes reign supreme. Also tumblr autism.

>>350432
Multiplicity

>>350460
If you can achieve superluminal speeds, moving entire planets is left as an exercise to the reader

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>>350288
>>350460
>doubting gem tech
The first law of gem science is that the laws of the universe are their bitch that can be rewritten, ignored, or erased at their will.

>>350432
Kingsman: Secret Service
The most flat-landing movi of 2014

>>350430
No, Pearl Fag. But Lapis is a close second.
>>350441
>>350432
Thanks dude. But if you haven't watched:
Shawshank Redemption
A Few Good Men
The Green Mile (Feels, though)
A Soldiers Story
Enemy at the Gate (Feels)
The Lost Battalion (Feels)
The Rainmaker
John Q (Feels)
A Time to Kill (Feels)
My Cousin Vinny
You should, regardless of feels.

>>350476
>>350482
Just because you can create an Einstein-Rossen bridge large enough to move a few people doesn't mean you can move a planet. Where the fuck would you even get a warp pad that big? It's retarded.

>>350525
Five thousand years ago they had small baubles that gave the user access to near paradoxless tike travel and wands capable of creating matter from nothing. Creating a warp pad that big wouldn't be a very outlandish feat.

>>350432
Watch some Miyazaki movies.

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>>350365
Me too. I'm a bit retarded from an anoxic episode after birth and have weird bones in my jaw and ribs and wrists and spine that are really annoying and require maintenance.

Sickfags unite.

>>350525
No kidding.

>>350476
The only thing I can think of would be a planet-sized photon suspension beam like Peridot had, but that's still really, really impractical.

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>>350432
Kung Fury, it's a short one.

>>350525
of course it's not the warp pads we're talking about, gems already had ships more than 5k years prior and the hand ships sure wasn't travelling at subluminal speeds to get to earth

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>>350577

>>350608
I expected better from the Hooray for Lapis ;_; fag honestly.

>>350602
>hand ship
When I first saw it, my very first thought was 'will we get to see the rest of this gigantic robot?'

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>>350575
I want a sick Pearl episode, like the comic, very badly

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We're going to pull through this, /sug/!
Don't let our temporary relocation get the best of you.

>>350766
Being in /trash/ means nothing. There is virtually no difference to being in /co/.

>>350553
Yes it would.

>>350602
If it's not a warp pad the size of a planet then it makes even less sense. Moving an entire planet using Newtonian physics is retarded.

>>350761
Link to the comic I don't think I ever saw anything like that?

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>>350577
currently watching.
>>350559
already watched them all.
>>350507
i'll check some of those.

>>350832
Se7en?

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>>350665
I'm not perfetc.

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>>350665
Hey lay off we're all human , it's only important that he learns from his mistakes [spoiler]and that the indexer dies a horrible and painful death [/spoiler] :3

>>350797
Ok

>>347228
Oh shit I didn't realise /sug/ was back until just now.

How're you holding out for the hiatus, /sug/? Comfy?

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>>350871
>P is best letter
>PE is best class
>Pea is best type of seed
>Pear is best fruit
>Pearl is best gem

Any questions?

>>350432
Chappie

Cute story of a robot enjoying life :^)

>>350902
>PE is best class
>Pear is best fruit
You have extremely shit taste.

>>350902
>G is best letter
>Ga is best element
>Gar is best archetype
>Garn is best mount
>Garne is best cricketer
>Garnet is best gem

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>>350892
This place is better and worse at the same time.

>>350902
>P is best letter
>PE is best class
>Pea is best type of seed
>Pear is best fruit
>Pearl is best gem
X
History
Peanut
Orange
Garnet
Get your shit together anon

>>350902
P is for personality desorder

E is for the Estupidest gem.

A is for the Authistic crying and singing while crying

R is for the R - rated thoughts it has on steven

L is for the low life she really is.

>>350811
here: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwEGiGODsycON1htZE1kNEI4YzA&usp=drive_web

>>350956
How so?

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>>351014
thanks anon love love!

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>>351051
Shitposting is less frequent but more impactful.

>>351051
We have to deal with Indexer's autism and the random spam from other threads/boards.
At least we don't have to wait until page 10 to make a new thread, though.

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>>351014
When did this come out?

>>349197
Bodysuit pearl is best pearl.

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>>351014
why the comics are not on DD on the general?

who is responsable for this?

>>351093
"Oh my god they killed her"

Guys, I think Rebecca just gave out the next lyrics to Love Like You.

>>350985
>X is the best letter
Look at doctor-professor edgy over here. Everyone knows the best letter is R.

>>351076
I have yet to see anyone make a convincing argument that Indexer's autism is in any way a negative thing.

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Post cute Peridot with long hair

>>351215
It takes up the image limit with trivial nitpickery.

>>351257
How is "taking up" the image limit a bad thing? How is correcting the mistake of posting inferior versions of things trivial or nitpicking?

>>351215
Do we really need to go through this again?
He sucks up the images re-posting pictures we've already seen and sometimes they aren't even higher quality or that much larger than the original picture.

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>>351274
go away indexer, no one comes to /sug/ for quality images, we come here to hang out.

>>351274
not that anon but indexer can and has derailed discussion sometimes

>>351301
At least we won't have to deal with him when we go back to /co/.

>>351287
>aren't even higher quality
I assume you're referring to when he posts the .png versions of .jpg images that people post. JPEG artifacts are a very real and easily seen phenomenon, so that can't be used as an argument. I agree that posting something that's only 600 or 700 pixels wide compared to the 500 pixel wide thumbnail is contrived, but when the corrected image is four times the size, it makes sense to post it. Especially when the image has text that is nearly unreadable in small form.

Also image limit doesn't mean anything. You can always make a new thread.

>>351302
That's more the shitposters' fault than Indexer's. Look up the concept of the "heckler's veto". It's never a good thing to let that happen. Hell, that's what got us put on /trash/.

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>>351274
Taking up the image limit was bad on /co/ because we had to wait until page 10 before we could post a new thread. Here it doesn't matter because we just make a new thread whenever we hit image limit, it's a carry over that doesn't really mean anything here. If people would just ignore him like any adult with a shred of self control would do, his presence wouldn't derail threads.

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is there a reason why she's taller than everyone?

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>>351374
>1165x1069
Go away Indexer

>>351390
She was built that way.

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Yay, now I can do lewds on /sug/.

Taking SU-related requests.

What I don't understand is why are we plagued with Indexer?
Were we the unlucky folks chosen at random or does he actually try to do this with everything he's interested in?

>>351332
>Look up the concept of the "heckler's veto"
This argument would have weight if anonymous users in a /sug/ thread of all places would care about image quality, but they do not and will not, so your efforts are not only wasted but are in fact undesired.

As usual, you continue to aid in derailing conversation here as well as provide unnecessary spam between posts. If you would so kindly fuck off that's be great, indexer (seriously you don't even try to hide yourself, your posting style and opinions are immediately obvious here, so don't try to act like you're another anon).

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0198sVRnTOM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AfHMsaFPRV

oh here you go boys here's some nice pearl oriented music to brighten any gems day.

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>>351390
She's not taller than Garnet
Yes, this is the only picture I have of that

>>351405
Connie noticing Steven and Peridot fucking in the bath through the window

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>>351393
Will this tiny Pearl prove I'm not him and simply a Pearlfag?

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>>351332
>defending Indexer
let's just ignore this anon.

>>351390
my theory is that height is really important as a status factor in HW, therefore liders literally can't stand to be around midgets. So pearls were designed to be like that, they can't sustain the body of a soldier so they are really slim.

>>351405
Peridot using her limb enhancer fingers to masturbate.

>>351405
Pearl setting up the parental controls on Steven's phone.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZdHGnesaIh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYp7UkZY3Z

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMu7UfdyRH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wJWzRZmeGj

oh man here's a few others too!

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>>351249
with pleasure

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>>351405
Peridot and Connie wrestling in mud.
Make it as lewd as possible.

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>>350761

>>350575
I'm schizophrenic and the voices constantly tell me to have penetrative anal sex with fictional and real females.

>>351505
this please

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I'm fairly certain that several people are indexer, and only doing it for memes sake.

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>>350575
I have tumors on my eye nerves. and maybe in my brain, what do i win?

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>>351484

>>351405
Amethyst doing anal.

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>>351553

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>The average temperature for Homeworld is 100°
>That's why Lapis can't do shit there
>The CG goes to Homeworld
>Steven can't take it
>Garnet have to defuse in order to Sapphire to cool him down

And that's how you defuse Garnet.

And I'm melting right now, so I better turn on the fan.

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>>351538
>>351478
>>351419
there you go anon i can relate.

>>351426
>>351450
>>351452
>>351505

Goddamnit, I fucking hate myself right now. I can't find my tablet pen, so this has gotta be on hold for a while, probably until tonight. Sorry lads.

>>351405
a bored pearl taking the murdercock

>>351647
Find a pencil and just take a picture of the drawing

I need your help /sug/, i don't remember how the song goes
I think it's
__ ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
what's missing?

>>351684
WE

>>351684
WE

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>>351690
>THIS THE REST OF THE SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q93Swg0Avf4

>>351690
>>351697
Alright thanks

>>347527
same shit bro

>>351647
don't worry bro, take your time.!

>>347275
This.

>>351405
>>351647

Pearl and a BBC

>>351526
this is literally the same picture, its not even bigger.

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>>351794
welcome to the lovely world of indexing troll tactics.

they don't phase me but they sure do get the babbies all worked up.

>>351604
i would a jasper so bad

>>351374
>had to wait until page 10 before we could post a new thread
Why?

>>351390
Pearls are supposed to "stand there and look pretty", and we can probably guess that height has connections to "looking pretty".

>>351413
I'm not Indexer. Indexer acts like a faggot while correcting images.

>>351405
>>351647
Draw Connie getting a crush on your interpretation of Steven's and Pearl's fusion.

>>351938
>Why?

newfag.

>>351794
source is png
the other is a pixiv thumbnail. As much as artifacts-free any kind of internet thumbnail can get, there are still detectable artifacts compared to the original

>>351897
we all would

>>351967
That's correct. I only watched SU a couple weeks ago. Feel free to inform me if /co/ has a mod-enforced policy of making generals only make new threads on page 10. I come from /a/ where generals are "banned", so the don't-call-them-generals that populate the board aren't regulated.

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>>352037

>>352047
It does, actually. Mods watch /sug/ pretty closely so they delete any thread that is made before page 9.

Damn, /sug/, this thread is slow as fuck. From 6 am when I woke up to 5 pm when I got off work, we're still on the same thread. Like, holy shit.

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>>351425
Garnet is a fusion.

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>>352202
Everyone is enjoying American football at the moment.

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>>351390
I like pic related

>>352099
not going to lie, if the worst part of being in trash is having a general not flooded by fuck stick /pol/ people shit talking the fact that this show exists then it cant be all bad right?

>>352295
I think Peridot would have mentioned that Pearl is taller than usual Pearls in Back to the Barn, don't you think?

>>352318
I figured they were a made to order thing and that she was a first try at something more specific

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>>352318
Yeah, probably; especially since she seems to have some issues with her height. Either way, it's a fun idea.

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>>352341
whats wrong Doritos gems?

maybe now we can lump you in with the cheeto gems.

>>352284
taylor is based

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>>352350
k mate

>>352318
peridot called her a 'fancy' one

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>>352403
Also, didn't Jasper call her "defective" in The Return?

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>>352390
start calling you and the jasperfags the snack pack.

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>>352350
>that pic

>>352403
And she grabbed Pearl's clothing as she said it. Perhaps certain types of Gems are different heights, like Quartzes, for example.

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>>352425
Lel, that's bretty gud mate, I have no problem with it. At least you're not lumping us with the laptisfags.

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>>352429
oh you know it.

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>>352452
suffering pearls and the ice tea brigade get along fine.

laptis is fine.

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>>352387
Indeed.

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>>352452
>implying we're anywhere near as bad as freaks
That's funny m8.

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>>352452
Well fuck you too.

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>>352505
I mean, Lapisfags are too busy hurting themselves to shitpost most of the time, but when they do it it's usually funny.

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>tfw my Pearl Gump post from last thread and the related greentext are at the top of r/stevenuniverse

Suicide is the only answer.

>>352523
>I mean, Lapisfags are too busy hurting themselves to shitpost most of the time

Lapisfags confirmed for the better part of /sug/.

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laptis a cutie leave her be.

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>>352538
not gonna lie anon i posted it
sorry

>Laptis.
WHERE did this meme come from?

>>352350
That edge

>>349463
http://gravity-falls-hunks.tumblr.com/post/134187226665/greg-universe-aka-mr-universe-literally

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>>352603
edge for days bruv.

>>352538
Someone posted the "Rose I miss you" paragraph from a few threads ago in the comment section.

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>>352627
anything like this? aside from the redundant picture when she could create a hologram but it still works

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>>352614
I fucking hate this artist so much

Post better Greg

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>>352646
why do i want pearl to suffer
it hurts

>>352661
Fuck man I was eating, quit posting that crap

>>352667
she isn't suffering that much anymore, did you not see back to the barn?

>>352661
yung greg was cute but I feel nothing towards now greg sans sadness

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>>352667
because of anytime she's alone by herself left to her thoughts for too long.

>>352646
Post the links to these fics, goddamnit.

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>>352678
tell yourself that.

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>>352614
What the fuck?

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>>352675
>>352681
Both Gregs are excellent you scum.

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>>352692
aahahah, i pretty much preen the best parts and it'll take bit for me to bring them back up.

suffer until then?