24 to fight for my amusement.
>>3434731
The Guy
Lord Beerus
Rave Horse
Sliver Queen
Yukari
Kneesocks
>>3434731
Link
>>3434729
Eh, it's not something I'm worried about. I've been memed at plenty of time already.
>>3434731
Chane Laforet
Tenshi
Paladin
Jimmy Uso
Kanbara Akihito
Yotsuba
>>3434731
Haqua Du Lot Herminium
Or Just Haqua if you want it short. But I will be expected to be called by my full name.
Iwanko
Knight
>>3434731
Rika
Wendy
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3434746
>*plenty of times*
Captain Luna
>>3434731
Leni Loud
The cancer known as Kamina
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Asakura Ryoko
Jay Uso
>>3434731
Elly
Bowser
Sanae Kochiya
>>3434776
We get it, you want to suck his throbbing cock.
No need to tell us this every five minutes.
>>3434776
I will not force myself or others to look at this. Replace this awful image with something like a pig or something or I will skip over it.
>>3434789
>skipping tributes
>>3434794
>not hosting yourself if you don't like something
>>3434789
ok deal
>rubs tum
>yfw this autistic mage wonder is Kamina
I'm sick of hearing about kamina. It's getting old and stale.
>>3434802
It's been pretty obvious for a while now.
>Leave for 4 months
>Come back
>People are still sucking Kamina's dick unrelentlessly even when he's gone
Wew
>>3434802
idc who it is, their pretty based for skipping that cancerous entry
>>3434815
t. cocksuckers
>>3434815
>skipping entries
>based
>Yawns.
Good morning.
We will begin soon.
>Yawns.
Good morning.
>>3434829
Looks good.
>>3434813
desu baka senpai, I never really liked the guy, all his avas gave me fucking ass cancer, and his games were okay, the only thing keeping me from straight up admitting it was fear of his defense force ripping me a new anus.
>>3434829
Ready when you are host.
>skipping tributes
I'll have a 24 thread up when I'm done eating, lads.
>>3434829
I am in one district with the winner last game. Hehe I will be unbeatable it seems. Let's go! I don't have time all day.
>>3434829
Alright, let's get this show on the road.
>>3434829
Ready for deployment.
>>3434844
/d/ doesn't allow scat.
>>3434823
>nip slip
>>3434850
Here's an idea, why don't you eat the shit you're so butthurt about?
>>3434850
Based.
>>3434861
I am not going there anymore. That place is stupid. I am going to leave before I get murdered again.
>bitches about kamina dicksucking last thread
>brings it into this thread
I fail to see how shit is a tribute
>>3434861
Good luck.
>>3434872
Here's an idea, don't enter it while you gag on Kamina's cock.
>>3434880
maybe it's just that some people don't like looking at scat
>>3434850
>Shitposter assmad that his literal shitpost got skipped
>>3434861
Something something demon, blah blah, mocking laughter, moving on.
>>3434850
>hosting only to host over people
cancer.
>>3434850
>yfw it's a default because this guy is too scared to use his actual games
>>3434897
At least I can make one of those Pescatore styx once I get that lobster.
>>3434897
Keeping it so poorly hidden....
>>3434918
Truest thing I've seen said all week.
>>3434897
>>3434936
"..."
>>3434936
Hehehehe.
>>3434936
I'm guess at least two of the tributes will die
>propelling some literal who host by shitposting them and calling them kamina
can you not?
>>3434963
But it is kamina. He's pulled this exact same stunt before.
>>3434974
"...?"
>>3434974
Bit of an unorthodox way to take down a youmu, but it works.
>>3434981
ill join
>>3434976
>posting smug anime gril
Who do you think you are?
LF?
>>3434976
Eat shit and die.
>>3434974
Hm, didn't say when.
>>3434963
I'm 90% that the "Literally Who" Is Kamina.
Remember Sir Carrot? I do, I fucking do, He did this shit before.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick me twice, Shame on me, Trick me thrice, and you're asking to be fucking stabbed in a cold dark alleyway.
>tfw Kaminafaggot's shitting his pants that we figured it out
>>3434981
Urgh...don't do that, idiot.
>>3434974
Come on, get off your rear, already!
>>3434992
Nah, it's just one of the pics from my "cute anime girls to shitpost with" folder.
>>3434994
Wow, you sure got me. I'll think twice next time before trying to argue with you.
>>3435003
I prefer the to say permanently borrowed
>>3435005
>Sir Carrot
it was obvious when he hosted board games. i see a /co/ game going on.
>>3435011
Eat shit and die.
Daily reminder that all hosts are Kamina in disguise.
guys stop fighting
>>3435003
>>3435011
Oh hey Araragi,
>>3435049
this is literally the same font that Kamina uses
>>3434988
Get.
Off.
>>3435041
No, go back to Hydra, Cap.
>>3435027
That's how he started with sir carrot too, faggot. He tried to look like a total newfriend to "remove the bias" that was attached to his normal avas. He asked for links to the tools we use and everything.
...
Well, it seems like a normal day in here.
>>3435049
I regret wishing them luck now...
>>3435049
>>3435038
>kamina is the only host left despite all the shit we gave him and even after we made him leave
the most valid post in this thread
>>3435061
>>>>>All of this trying to figure out who tributes are
Does it matter? Does it really fucking matter who's behind the avatar?
This is just reaching childish levels at this point.
>>3435054
Nah, I ain't a spic.
Does it matter if it's Kamina or not
>>3435003
...Oh.
>>3435049
Don't ask me what that is, because I have no idea.
>>3435078
EVERYTHING MATTERS ANON, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NEWFAGS, EVERYBODY IS ACTUALLY AN OLDFAG IN DISGUISE!
YOU'RE KAMINA, I'M KAMINA, WE'RE ALL KAMINA!
I'm the real Kamina. Give me (You)s.
>Board Games
>Sir Carrot's Games
>Miss Fortune's Games
>??? Games
>Village Games
>Random Games
when will he stop?
>>3435083
No, they'll shitpost either way
>>3435058
kamina also has like 20 CSSs
>>3435095
>>Random Games
>tfw I know who this was
You're way off, family.
Man I should really visit HG again. Why'd I leave in the first place?
>This shit
Oh yeah, now I remember
>>3435078
UM NO I NEED TO SHITPOST HIM AND FIGURE OUT WHO HE IS OR ELSE MY EGO WON'T BE INFLATED FOR THE DAY. THINK ABOUT ME, AND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH.
>>3435104
Take me with you, please.
>>3435095
>forgetting honnouji games
wanna know how i know HG is dead?
>>3435088
JUST USE MY TANK, JUST USE MY TA-
>Cuckmina is the only host left meme
>>3435088
When I come back home, I might start s foler of that big titty lady
HE'S KAMINA, HE'S KAMINA, YOU'RE KAMINA?! I'M KAMINA! Are there any other Kaminas I should know about?
>>3435095
>Kamina
>Village Games
>I came out of lurking to tell you that this meme needs to stop.
>>3435114
>only got one star and it was on a filler
This is a bad feel that will never go away...
>shitposts
>>3435117
Judgement falls upon you at first light.
>baits kamina
>>3435059
Oh. Sorry.
>He gets up off of the creature.
>>3435123
Hold my hand, it's dark enough to get ambushed.
...Im leaving.
>>3435133
You weren't even AIMING at me!
>>3435135
>Baits Kamina even harder
>>3435138
Y-you can't, I'm...I'm pregnant
>>3435123
>>3435123
Run.
I have seen the future this post has brough down upon us.
Kamina leaves HG and HGA, ushering us in eternal darkness since we have no hosts. Those who want to RP seriously as a means of having fun, will disappear to ERP or /legion/. Hoshi returns from the boot camp where he has to wipe with leaves, and tries to create /sanc/ 2.0, but without Junko this time. Mokou and Ocelot will disappear due to the constant harrassment by three Hikkis, who all commit suicide cause of regretting everything. Dachi buys a bottle of viagras, to start his own homonuculus farm with cabbages. Jude commits suicide and quits HG(agian), but shares a heavily obfuscated code of his sim. The last bastion of HG, the last hosts are deciphering it witout any success. Seth's games were a ruse all along, but rumors say that he's till working on it. The newfags anii will clench so hard, it extends the void from june to this day, removing every avatar from history, except Sophisto who does ebin RP battles with himself, awaiting the return of Alma, Baron, and Vareth.
>yfw the prophecy is real
>>3435135
>>3435147
>>3435170
>Catches the Kamina
>FUCKING KILLS HIM
>>3435145
I've had enough of your kind
One suggestion, use your discretion
Before you label me blind
>>3435153
A winner is next.
>>3435163
>>3435163
>>3435184
Likely to be that snake there.
>>3435174
>Dies even if I'm not Kamina
>>3435176
What, humans? The only reason I was shot was because that coward ripped me out of my tank and held me in place.
...Rhyming? Really?
>>3435184
Come on, human...presumably human.
>>3435184
If it wasn't him, it was going to be me.
>>3435184
Rooting for the locust
>>3435199
The obvious outcome is not always guaranteed.
>>3435163
/sanc/ 2.0 is probably already a thing.
I can see Mokou and Ocelot quitting soon.
Seth is our last hope.
>>3435184
How disappointing, I was hoping for a battle between the two.
>>3435163
We're fucked.
I'll only miss some of you.
>>3435207
There's too many men, too many people
making too many problems,
and there's not much love to go around.
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
I keep rubbing hot sauce over my lips like the retard I am
>>3435238
>The Guy ava that speaks only in song lyrics
I don't know whether this is autistic or fucking amazing
>>3435229
Good game, Kanbara.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3435229
Is it over?
>>3435238
...Singing. Really. I find it perfectly acceptable, myself.
>>3435229
Hah!
And ironic, too.
>>3435218
>>3435229
You went and jinxed it. Oh well, perhaps the next game will provide a bit more luck. Well done to the winner.
>>3435229
>>3435117
You're closer than your tank.
>>3435123
G-
>>3435273
My gratitude towards those who did not feed the vile comments. Your time is appreciated for viewing this event that I held.
>>3435275
I was IN my tank you wretched woman! I'm ALWAYS in my tank!
>>3435273
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3435287
Fuck off and die.
>>3435287
The curse.
>>3435287
Thank you for your time Host.
>>3435273
Congratulations
>>3435287
and thanks for hosting
>>3435298
>>3435292
Hmm? You were not. Which is why I take you out of the tank and shield my self with it.
>>3435287
At least I ended up way better and clearly show that I am way superior than everyone else!
>Thanks for hosting.
>>3435287
Thanks for hosting mane
Who will save /HG/?
I want to do a test run of my shitty games. A lot of events are default at the moment, but I don't really care.
So... First 24.
>>3435332
kamina when he comes back
>>3435332
Ganon.
>>3435337
Rika
>>3435320
Don't you lie to me, the first damn thing I even did was climb back on to it.
>>3435337
Kanbara Akihito
>>3435337
Iwanko
>>3435337
Cappy
>Female
>>3435337
Penguzaya
Feed me fish pls
>>3435337
Lord Beerus
>>3435337
Juri Han
>>3435337
Sanae Kochiya
>>3435337
Classy Raven
>>3435287
Almost forgot, thanks for having my first success here.
>>3435337
X7-10
>>3435344
Which is why I pulled you out of the tank so I can shield myself inside the tank.
>>3435337
Horse Pussy
>>3435337
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3435337
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3435337
Zlatan
>>3435369
THERE'S ROOM FOR MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN THE THING!
>>3435337
The Player
>>3435337
Haqua Du Lot Herminium
You can call me Haqua. But always refer to me with my full name.
>>3435332
>Bobby Ace :^)
>>3435337
Lucifer Morningstar
>>3435337
Big titty
>>3435337
Matsu
>>3435337
Elly
>>3435332
Subaru
>>3435380
I need a place to put my raiment too!
>>3435337
Gravelord Nito
>>3435337
Zombieman
>>3435395
>forgot pic whoops
>>3435332
Sef
1 more
>>3435398
Who brings changes of clothes HERE!?
>>3435395
>t. Sarah-tan
>>3435395
>t. Subaru
You aren't fooling anyone, you lovable little scamp.
>>3435421
Furry porn
Link
Game will begin shortly.
>>3435424
I do.
Link Remover Hitler
>>3435441
Use yourself and not the furry porn cancer.
Hello everyone
>>3435442
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. The only reason I even have a spare here is because I LIVE in my tank!
>>3435446
>skipping based furry porn
Yes, there are rape events.
Yes, there are shit meme events.
I used almost all the events suggested to me (and stole a few), so don't get ass pained if your name is mentioned in any of the events. This is just a satirical game and it's all in good fun. If you guys absolutely despise it, I won't host it again.
Check 'em.
>>3435446
No deal, m8. A tribute is a tribute.
>>3435449
How is PSG with out Zlatan?
>>3435449
I miss the days of Ocelot saying hello and getting literally no replies.
Say hi to ERP for me.
>>3435462
Shit like they always were !
>>3435465
Stop going into my pc !
>>3435476
That never happened
>>3435457
Ooh, boy. Let's just get this show on the road.
>>3435481
Funny! Zlatan knows they are going to win it again next year with out Zlatan.
We begin.
>>3435469
Nah thanks. I really don't want the chance at winning my own game.
>>3435504
Certainly because they have no opponents.
>>3435505
>>3435449
Good morning, cocksucker. You going to watch Ireland vs Sweden in 30?
>>3435505
Oof course....
>>3435452
Hmm
Well it's because I... Need to change my clothes if I need to.
>>3435457
E-Eh!? Is that? Lucifer Senpai?
>>3435505
..... I don't get it.
>>3435515
How many days now until the surprise ?
>>3435519
I don't know, I want to go to the gym but that game looks pretty nice. Hard choice
>>3435530
just a few
>>3435505
Great start!
>>3435513
True because every team is shit!
>>3435505
Nito argues with himself thanks to a broken event. There will probably be quite a few of those. I'll correct them as soon as I see them.
>>3435530
Doesn't your gyms have TV-screens? I always watch sports when doing my 25km cycling thrice a week
>>3435481
> That never happened
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2381358/#2381608
>>3435525
...Just stay out of my tank in the future.
>>3435539
I need to take a new approach
>>3435539
Link. Your toon self appeared next door.
Morning People~ apparently I fell asleep...
>>3435539
I really don't think he is, actually.
>>3435534
I want a specific date
>>3435537
M-Marseille isn't shit, they just had a stupid coach...
>>3435543
Nope, it prevents us from training hard
>>3435553
Hello Genghis
>>3435547
Maybe they just didn't notice, I don't crave for attention.
>>3435539
>>3435552
I'm kinda busy at the moment. Maybe I'll go over later and cope a feel.
>>3435564
You can't have everything
>>3435564
>I don't crave for attention
o i am laffin
>>3435564
Well, you can always go train another time, man.
>>3435539
Great, seems most of these people are female..But they are not on Zlatan's level.
>>3435564
Nope they are shit.
>>3435574
Come on, I helped you !
>>3435579
>k
>>3435581
B-but, the gym !
>>3435582
I hate you
>>3435564
... It's too early for this... It's Gengar...
Also, you play guitar?
>>3435570
I don't even need sleep!
>>3435597
I wish you could just stop mentioning it
>>3435548
No thanks. I think I'll take that chance whenever I need to.
>>3435539
What a beautiful sky.
>>3435597
Zlatan loves you too
>>3435600
You need lots of sleep from fucking dogs
>>3435598
Yes I do, Gengon.
>>3435608
Will it ruin the surprise ?
>>3435612
You got it wrong there
>>3435610
That wasn't a request. Stay. Out. Of my tank.
>>3435621
alright, look at this!
>>3435625
Now you get it
>>3435597
I don't know your daily schedule, but the first game of the day starts at 3 PM, plenty of time to hit the gym beforehand if you have fuckall to do.
>>3435626
I wasn't joking either. I'll take your tank whenever I need to.
>>3435621
Too bad Zlatan is better than you are!
>>3435625
Zlatan has it right!
>>3435625
... you make it really hard to be interested in your hobbies by doing that you know
>>3435626
>pops up from shadow, and lightly taps shoulder
>>3435640
Okay, I'll keep it quiet, ribbit.
>>3435650
We have the same schedule, just that this gym opens at 5PM
>>3435653
Like the Champions League ?
>>3435661
I don't want you to know about my hobbies.
>>3435646
Thanks for the free beer
>>3435662
Shut up...Oh yeah! Same thing with Marseille ever winning the league again!
>>3435673
I can't believe something can smell this bad
>>3435673
Greatest meme alive!
>>3435652
You couldn't drive it even if you wanted to. And you know how easy it is to keep you out?
>She drops down, the hatch closing after her, making a brief hissing noise, before some out-of-sight speakers come on
THAT easy.
>>3435661
>Immediately scrambles away with a scream
>>3435662
That's great to hear
>>3435667
... fair enough. What do you even have conversations about then?
>>3435688
Hey, no gun this time, I think that's an improvement!
>>3435678
T-that will soon happen, don't worry
>>3435690
I knew you would like my frog accent
>>3435699
Oh, please, come inside.
>>3435702
I thought you just had a hiccup
l miss the days of Kana puddin posting
>>3435699
Oh.
>>3435702
Until PSG signs Neymar;
Hey all, is there anyone who's willing to host after this?
>>3435721
We just have to wait
>>3435700
I don't have conversations, I just bully people
>>3435711
I'm impersonating your master, ribbit
>>3435720
T-that will never happen
>>3435724
Yes
>>3435700
>She continues going some distance in what appears to be a blind panic
>>3435728
Lady Suwako isn't a frog herself.
>>3435733
Allright. Thank you!
>>3435721
>all these broken and misspelled events
Good thing this is only a test run.
>>3435728
Remember, money rules everything!
>>3435724
Maybe.
>>3435740
Then why does she make frog noises, ribbit ?
>>3435746
Barcelone has the money too
>>3435756
She really loves frogs
>>3435673
>I don't even know how am I supposed to do this shit.
>I'll sit this one out.
>>3435688
>tries slices the hatch open with her scythe
Oi! Open this thing!
>>3435745
>>3435750
Hah. I kek'd pretty hard. I don't know why, but I did.
>>3435715
>KANA That's her name. Thank you. I remember her, but couldn't remember her name for the life of me.
>>3435728
Why do you do that? You don't get much of worth out of it
>>3435739
Errr, this wasn't the plan...
>slowly flies after, to avoid making it look like a chase
Just climb into your tank, you'll feel safer that way right?
>>3435764
Do you, ribbit ?
>>3435773
I get satisfaction
>>3435778
I don't mind them
>>3435770
Speeding up.
>>3435662
At 5 Pm? Jesus. The gym i visit opens at 7 AM
I miss Jesus, he was a bro, Kano as well.
>>3435756
Zlatan know but PSG has more
>>3435778
but only for how long? I get satisfaction from finding out something interesting, but that only lasts a short while. What makes it worth the effort is in the end, I still have that information I can use... you get nothing will bullying, you might even make enemies
>>3435787
You prefer cats, dont' you ?
>>3435791
Lazy France
>>3435796
Yep...
>>3435798
Neymar will never be attracted by PSG
>>3435801
I don't care, I already have what I need
>>3435789
Well, you are wrong.
>>3435809
I'll just spend the time doing something else
>>3435768
>It's met with all the resistance one would expect of a tank that's been modified to additionally resist magic
Why should I!?
>>3435773
>Without an intelligible word, she immediately takes a right turn and bolts up the side of her tank, diving straight in
>>3435816
I don't really have a preference, but I think you're the one here that loves cats
>>3435815
Winner next slide. Get hyped, place bets, do whatever.
>>3435832
Cats are cute, you can't say otherwise
>>3435833
>>3435833
Congrats!
>>3435816
You sure?
>>3435842
Good job, X7-10!
>>3435838
well, I can't deny that
>>3435828
>tries to slice the hatch again and again
I am just your friendly neighbor! And I need to take my stuff!
>>3435852
My event thread is still up, so if you have any events you want to see in the game, post them there.
Thanks for playing!
>>3435852
What a pleasant surprise to return to. Thank you for hosting.
>artist has a fat fetish
>repeatedly draws obese/mpreg versions of lenny
What the fuck do I do
>>3435843
I couldn't be more sure about that
>>3435854
You should convert Suwako to the cats lover religion. Maybe she will give you cat ears
>>3435863
YOU'RE ATTACKING MY TANK WITH A SCYTHE! And you shouldn't have put it in here in the first place!
>>3435852
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3435872
why
>>3435875
We will see.
>Zlatan
>>3435867
Thanks for hosting.