HG thread
nothing happens.
>>3430845
How are those mittens treating ya? Or are they gone with the wind?
>>3430853
Tch. Just three useless bitches that don't know how to end something.
>>3430780
>I'm on phone, I thought I had an app to do it but it fucked up and now I'm just improvving, FML
>>3430782
That's my hee-ability, ho! If I couldn't, I'd be hee-useless!
>It raises its arm, and Jack's arm would also forcibly raise.
See, ho?
>>3430800
YOU'RE STILL SMILIN, STOP THAT.
Alright, you know what.
>Places a hand over your mouth
I'm just gonna keep this here until I find some god damn tape, cause fuck looking at that shark teeth in there.
Where the hell does a girl get shark teeth anyway?
>>3430845
You sure? I need some tape to cover up somones mouth before they go around eating plant babies.
Pop quiz, how good are your claws at pulling out shark teeth?
>>3430853
Stop being useless.
>>3430806
I'm not.
>>3430829
>puts doll back
Gotta go
>>3430853
>>3430893
My money is on the girl with the sword.
>>3430853
I'm going to have to root for Matsuda here. He seems like he's smart enough to win.
>>3430806(America)
Nope! I do nothing by play video games. I quit society to isolate myself completely.
>>3430837(Stingray)
I do want to be complimented, but I feel like that one was unwarranted.
>>3430845(Clawdia-tan)
Whoa, you're telling me you don't think about blood all the time? Talk about Shocking!
>>3430846(Akitsu Maru-tan)
Oh...OH! I, uh, I didn't mean it like that! I don't know you well enough to know if you're promiscuous or not!
>>3430845
The name's Jack Spicer. I still don't know what your name is, though
>>3430879
I'm planning out my options... just let me focus.
>>3430893
Focus... focus..
>>3430856
You're not the most intellectual thing one can do in their spare time!
>>3430895
okay , bye!
>>3430882
>His arm raise with Surface's.
...Alright, ho. That's pretty neato, ho. So, what, you going to hee-do anything bad to me, ho?
>>3430893
Kill someone already, hee-ho!
Broken bones heal stronger.
My bones are strong.
>>3430902
>>3430893
She's right though! You're just being useless.
>>3430840
Heya Mister!
>>3430842
Hello Snowman, how's the weather? Cold enough for you?
>>3430846
Hello person I haven't met!
>>3430876
I still have em, let's just say I nearly overused them, cooking really tends to start fires, don't worry about them, not a spark hit them.
>>3430889
Pretty good, I mean I can claw trough anything really.
>>3430899
So you think I just think about blood 24 hours every day?
>>3430900
Oh it's Clawdia, a pun on claws.
>>3430889
>bullies
>>3430837
Kaito
>>3430889
I would not know this is normal for me. It is also a stupid idea to put your hand over my sharkteeth like mouth.
>>3430770
Hello, Clawdia...
>>3430813
I feel like you try way to hard to please everyone... why is that I wonder?
>>3430846
Nah, actually that's a bit reassuring... simply means my deduction skills weren't horribly off after all~ Plus that just means I'm all the more familiar with your kind!
>>3430810
Ok then, sounds like you're all set!
Maybe we can share information if you find anything interesting,,,
>>3430914
I wish to lay with you.
>>3430912
And what exactly does that mean!?
>>3430899
Oh alright then.. How about.. you're doing pretty... Mediocre.
>>3430927
Haha, good talk.
>>3430893
I am now certain that the blessing was fake. The winner is next.
>>3430915
I am focusing... don't break my focus now.
>>3430928
Well, I may have some interesting info already. I've talked to a slient girl... by the name of Chane. She was interesting to say the least.
>>3430899
I'm not sir, though I might fall in love a little easier than is probably good for me.
>>3430924
I'm Akitsu Maru, who are you?
>>3430837
OHHH YESSSS.
>I used to be addicted to soap, but then I came clean!
>>3430842
W-Well, that doesn't NEARLY compare to a chair that can give you a heart attack when you sit on it!
England... He's such a scary place sometimes...
>>3430899
Dude, really? JAPAN DID THAT TOO! Wow, I never thought I would see someone that's so similar to Japan!
>>3430913
>It puts its arm back down, giving Jack control again.
Nope, ho. I don't have any orders, ho. I'm just stuck hee-waiting for my User, ho.
Do you hee-read manga, ho?
>>3430933
It's a metaphor for how I don't understand metaphors.
>>3430924
What else would a girl like you think about?
>>3430928
Because I'm trying to follow in my fathers footsteps. I know I'm a failure at it, but it doesn't hurt to try.
>>3430928
Hello! How's your ghost thing going? Have you spooked someone yet?
>>3430924
Huh. So how are you doing anyway, Clawdia?
>>3430924
I'm sure we could get you a pair of oven mitts to match them.
>>3430924
>>3430927
I got you a job little girl, see that other lady with the freaky shark teeth? Pull em all out.
Oh, and do it fast, I think she's about to bite my fingers off.
>>3430926
>Sends you to the Dean's office
>>3430924
How is going there?
>>3430945
>>3430947
Tch.
>>3430930
You'll hurt yourself.
>>3430924
Hee-of course, ho! Say, how's stuff, been, ho?
>>3430953
Well, yes, hee-ho! I kinda read hee-anything, really. Being a demon gives me a lot of hee-spare time, ho.
>>3430952
Oh, that Busby's chair thing, ho? Cheap stuff, ho!
>>3430941
I am getting better at the conversation.
>>3430967
Just take your hand off and you will not have to worry about me.
>>3430954
You're making even less sense. Didn't they teach you those sort of things in school?
>>3430941
Now that's what I'm talking about! Keeping it realistic is the best thing you can do!
>>3430948
That's not good at all. If you're not careful you might fall in love with a real scumbag.
>he pats your back with some force
But that's why I'm here! I'll snap you back to reality real quick!
>>3430952
Heck, you might as well call me Japan Jr then! I'd never ever dream of representing my own country like this!
>>3430945
A repeat winner
>>3430948
I'm Clawdia! Nice hat.
>>3430956
Papercrafts?
>>3430958
I have fallen with the worse fate, the fate of utter boredom.
>>3430960
I don't want you to go into the trouble of getting anything for me, seriously I don't want to feel in debt.
>>3430967
Okay?
>>3430927
Can you say "aaaaahhhhh" for me?
>>3430972
I'm bored, very very bored.
>>3430993
You know when you have nothing fun to do, yeah that's happening to me right now.
>>3430978
When I was 6 my family sent me to the kirin tor.
>>3431006
Congratulations, Chikane.
Thanks for hosting, Ram.
>>3431013
It's not really a debt. More a gift.
>>3431006
And... finished.
>>3430993
Great, ho! Do you hee-have any spare copies of Pink Dark Boy, ho? That's my favorite, hee-ho.
>>3431001
Correction!
They try!
>>3431006
Thanks for hostin, and a congrats to the winnah as well.
>>3431006
Oh hey! Looks like my bet was well placed. Grats.
>>3431013
Kicking the crap out of someone in the arena should help with that
>>3431006
>>3431020
Can't really color me surprised that you did your job right but you sure took your damn sweet time.
>>3431006
Thanks for hosting woman. I'm going back to bed now to get some beauty sleep.
>>3431013
Oh, thank you.
>>3431003
I would hope not, but I'll trust that you are able to.
>>3430967
So i am at the Dean's off - why are there images of Matoi hanging everywhere?
>>3430993
Well, I guess you're right. Russia DID break it, somehow!
>>3431003
Yo, you could come to the World Meetings and cosplay as him and no one else would notice! Actually, let me write that down as a prank idea...
>>3431006
Congrats to Chikane, and thanks for hosting!
>>3430952
I've heard that one before actually.
>>3430998
How are you today Rammy? You seem alright.
>>3431003
You're... above average in looks, but not by much.
>>3431006
Congratulations again Chikane!
Thanks for hosting Rammy! It was a fun one!
>>3431006
>>3430998
Good hostin.
And uh, I think I'll wait a few seconds before taking my hand off, just to make sure you dont eat a bab-
>Takes hand off
>>3431013
PULL EM NOW KID, WHILE HER MOUTHS STILL OPEN.
>>3431006
Last time you have won, I picked the priest class for you. Would you like to continue on with that and increase the value in the category or would you rather have another class? (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Monk, Mage, Hunter, Warlock, Druid, Death Knight, of Neutral)
PUFFY
>>3431013
Well, we will solve that real hee-soon, ho! There's another game hee-coming up in...I don't know, hee-soon?
>>3431024
Hee-hold on, Surface, ho!
>He reaches into his own body, and pulls out a copy of Pink Dark Body. He then dusts off the snow.
Hee-here ya go, Surface! Sorry if it's, hee-uh, cold!
>>3431057
How, ho? By sitting on it, ho? That sounds crazy, ho!
>>3431065
VULVA
>>3431032
You seem to be on the same level of Aikawa. Nowonder you two get along so well.
>>3431063
Thank you for hosting.
>>3431056
Call me Dean Dean, you're expelled kiddo.
>>3431016
My mother was burned for giving birth to me.
>>3431013
Oh...isn't that something old people do though?
>>3431006
>>3431020
Congratulations, ma'am! You did well!
>>3431054
I won't let you down! I'll murder them before they get the chance to touch you!
>>3431057
Cosplay isn't exactly the best option for me. I'm not all that into that culture.
>>3431059
So, a 7/10?
>>3431063
Thanks for hosting, Rambo! I love you for doing this all the time!
>>3431051
I'll do anything if it means to win. Now go get your sleep...
>>3431019
>>3431036
>>3431057
>>3431059
>>3431074
Thank you.
>>3431038
And thank you for betting on me.
>>3431063
A priest will suit me well.
>>3431019
Well don't gift anymore, give it to someone you care about.
>>3431040
If there is one right now it would be fun, even if I die a lot in them.
>>3431054
Hmm...
>She points at the hat
It looks like a train conductor hat, are you train conductor?
>>3431060
Um, I, alright?!
>>3430998
>she tries to thrust in one of her claws into Ram's mouth
>>3431070
Hopefully very soon.
>>3431063
Congratulations, Chikane
Thanks for hosting
>>3431088
Well I care about you, silly. You're my friend.
>>3431063
Thanks for hosting for us all. Grats to the repeat I guess.
>>3431073
Fool! She's at least a whole two letter grades above me!
>>3431084
That's a bit much, don't you think?
>>3431088
No, it's my hat from when I was in the military.
>>3431084
My focus wasn't broken. That's why I was able to win.
>>3431070
>Surface smiles happily and takes the copy of the manga, starting to walk off without a word before turning back to Jack.
Oh, thanks, ho! I hope you don't hee-mind me using your appearance for tonight, ho. I can't read without eyes, hee-ho!
>>3431063
Forgot the results.
>>3431084
I demand more blue maid
>>3431118
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3431088
Hopefully there'll be a new game soon. Shit gets boring for me around here without it
>>3431106
>she
>>3431013
That's better than having some annoying issues
>>3431063
Thanks for hosting
>>3431059
Wait, you have? Let me try again, then!
>How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? With a low "ha"!
>>3431070
I know, man. He creeps me out sometimes, but I know I could beat him in a fight!
>>3431084
Aw, I wanted to prank England again... Oh, well. I can always think of more ideas!
>>3431107
Right, right. I'll handcuff them then while on standby with a stun gun.
>>3431108
That's pretty admirable. I can't ever seem to focus when I'm in these games. There's too many distractions for one man like me.
>>3431084
6.5, no higher, but maybe lower.
>>3431120
>
>>3431084
Old people don't do papercrafts, you're thinking of bingo.
>>3431097
But friends aren't suppose to give a lot of gifts to eachother, just one or two, you should find someone that is more of a friend, like a...uh... Parrot? Or wait no I meant parent.
>>3431107
Damn, I was close, wait you're a soldier?
>>3431127
shit?
>>3431083
It's a great honor for the family to be taken away by the kirin tor.
>>3431077
>throws brick at an obscure pot shaped coffin in the corner of the office.
>>3431140
NOT YOUUUUUUI
>>3431088
Anyways, ho, it's great to hee-see you, ho!
So, did I miss hee-anything you have done hee-recently, ho?
>>3431112
Ah, you can keep my hee-looks for now, ho! Well, uh, do you hee-keep the hee-looks if I leave?
>>3431137
Wait, what? He actually did that, ho? Hee-man, that guy sounds hee-scary, ho! I, uh, might not try that, ho.
>>3431142
Turn of phrase I use, ignore it
>>3431120
Rem is pretty cute, isn't she? If only she was here to see how cool I am.
>>3431137
Oh, you should send refugees over to them! That'd be a great prank!
>>3431106
I'm quite surprised, you two seem very similar to me, especially when it comes to maturity.
>>3431137
.... Goddammit... That one got me..
>>3431154
Be more specific then.
>>3431142
Well, I don't have any of those, but I'm really more of a supply and demand gift giver. You needed the mittens, so I gave you the mittens. I don't get what the big deal is.
>>3431131
Freudian slip.
>>3431170
No way! I'm much more mature than he is!
>>3431153
That's it, I'm calling police.
>Runs out of the office
>>3431140
M-Maybe lower?! I don't think anything lower than a 6 is good on the attractive scale...
>>3431142
Maybe you should try bingo. You might be able to look really old while doing that.
>>3431139
That's a little better, but maybe you should just tell me what you know about someone sir.
>>3431142
I was, now I'm a police officer.
>>3431139
Only observes what's important to winning a game. What that means is... find/think is important in that exact moment, and do it.
>>3431158
Yep, ho! Once I've hee-copied someone, I keep their appearance as long as I want, hee-ho. Don't hee-worry, I won't ruin your reputation or anything, ho.
Even though I could.
Easily.
Without a second thought.
Hee-have a good night, ho!
Birb
>>3431179
Is that really how you see yourself? I admire your self admiration, if nothing else.
>>3431176
>>3431088
YOU'RE NOT PULLING HARD ENOUGH KID, SHE'S STILL SMILING DAMMIT.
>>3431088
*she reflexively closes her mouth on the claw*
What are you trying to accomplish?
>>3431133
That's the brightside I guess.
>>3431158
Anything I did recently? Nothing really, I follow a routine, I hunt for blood, and that's all I do.
>>3431163
Oh alright.
>>3431174
Look, when the time comes when I have to give you gifts, I'll be most likely stuck because I don't know what you like, so I'm trying to be fair a bit.
>>3431193
But I don't wanna be old, that's your granpa's job.
>>3431194
Of what place? This one?
>>3431180
You don't even know how to use a phone!
>>3431158
Yeah... He's so scary, that if he's depressed, it's considered a bad omen. Wow, he's one hell of a guy, huh?
>>3431167
Yeah, I bet it would be! Too bad I don't have any, though...
>>3431173
Hah! I knew it!
>My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less. I told him to stop getting in the shower with me!
>>3431207
You wanna have a go at me, fucker?
>>3431194
Well, I know Stingray pretty well. He's like a brother to me. He's really eccentric though, if you don't mind that.
Then there's the entire country of America. He seems pretty cool, albeit a bit too headstrong.
I know Ross is looking for someone, but he's...n-never mind. You wouldn't like him...
>>3431204
Everything and everything could be important though. You never know what could come back later to bite you in the ass, and that's the tough part.
>>3431210
Well what do you want me to d-
>>3431213
I was told to do something, I guess this is what they call pear pressure or something.
>>3431215
Oh, I don't need gifts. I've got everything I've ever wanted.
>>3431208
Quality over quantity!
>>3431205
...Hee-just be careful with the girls hee-here, ho.
They are, uh, dangerous, ho. Anyways, see ya, other me!
>For images, just type up "Jack Frost SMT", and you will find a butt load.
>>3431215
Ah, hee-ho! Well, I got to jet, ho, so I hope you have a fun time, ho!
>>3431225
Hee-wow, ho! I know Soviet was bad, but hee-that...Well, if you hee-fight him, try not to die, ho.
>Well, good night, everyone. I hope you guys have nice dreams.
>>3431237
I'm afraid I don't see either.
>>3431215
Speaking of gramps, I wonder where he is. You didn't kill him, did you? That'd be extremely naughty of you.
>>3431225
Steal some from the middle east. I've heard they have a lot of them over there.
Oh, or you could pretend to go to war with them. That'd be kind of funny to see!
>>3431204
Here.
>>3431226
>Pets
>>3431251
>>3431193
Judge me then, if it'll make you feel better.
>>3431225
That one isn't really a joke...
>>3431216
>Runs back in.
This is officer Ambrose, your under arrest for disturbing the dead, and jaywalking.
>>3431213
>>3431232
This ain't peer pressure, this is trying to save the lives of baby plants from getting eaten by those death jaws.
>>3431249
I won't! G'night, dude!
>>3431255
Y-Yeah, maybe that wouldn't be such a great idea.
>>3431231
Then I guess I just make it look easy then. I never realizing... how difficult it would be for others.
>>3431249
>Night.
>>3431256
Thank you.
>>3431215
No, a micro-nation on the costal part of Sasebo.
>>3431231
I meant when and if I developed feelings for someone that wasn't a good person.
>>3431266
FUCKING FIGHT ME IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH
>>3431152
My mother gave me her tusk.
>>3431265
You're a 2/10, hands down.
>>3431269
There's nothing to lose here! Worse comes to worse you kick his ass again! Get France to help if you need to.
>>3431265
Hm... I might need to improve my comedy, then.
>I was reading a book about anti-gravity lately. I can't seem to put it down!
>>3431249
(This was just a bit of a test run before I bring in the real thing. Just wanted to see if it would be fun for an hour or so. I'll definitely be doing this more though, thanks for bein' my target.)
>>3431263
I don't even know what the "quality" or the "quantity" that you speak of is.
>>3431232
Then stop doing it.
>>3431266
What?
>>3431059
Right now I have a claw in my mouth.
>>3431298
Knowledge!
>>3431287
If I recall, France doesn't hate him THAT much anymore. If anything, they have some sort of rivalry with each other. Interesting idea, though!
>>3431294
>Ah. Well, I see. I like the stand, even though I haven't read that far. I hope you have fun with the character, dude!
>>3431270
Take that as a compliment. You're a lot better than most people here.
>>3431274
Ah, yeah, I can do that. I'm pretty good at getting information out of people. I could figure out if they're using you for your body in ten minutes flat. You're in good hands here, Akistu Maru-tan!
>>3431313
And what exactly are you knowledgeable about?
>>3431287
Ah, thanks! It's nice when people are honest to you.
>>3431290
It's every other one that's hitting me.. that one got me good...
>>3431299
Ah, crab got your tongue eh?
>>3431323
I know a lot abou-
This is a trap.
>>3431321
Thank you again. I think it's time for me to go.
>>3431321
>Sighs
I could only hope so. Now then, i'll wait for the next battle, if one even appears.
>>3431314
Leave it to France to forgive people so easily. They're not what they used to be.
>>3431333
You're not even going to fight me on that?
>>3431339
See you later! I'll keep an eye out for you while you're gone!
>>3431280
Son, the only cage you're going in is a jail cell.
>Puts you in jail
>>3431299
You heard me, there ain't know right in this world til I know future generations of potted greenery wont be devoured by your great whites.
Thank you for allowing me to jump in for this game. I retreat for now but, I look forward to the coming war! Goodnight HG
>>3431338
You know a lot about traps? Like Aikawa?
>>3431352
No! About cute girls!
>>3431350
sieg heil, ya fucking nazi
>>3431346
I'll watch you next round. Maybe I'll pick up your habits if I follow you around as a shadow.
>>3431350
Night fat guy.
>>3431349
This is a jail made out of couch filling.....
>>3431333
Great!
>What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
>>3431348
At least he's not like Russia...
>>3431350
G'night!
>>3431350
Auf wiedersehen
>>3431281
My son murdered my wife.
>>3431379
That guy made my insides hurt with his puns. If I ever see him again...well, I don't know what I'd do.
>>3431369
Right... I can imagine large businesses lining up to hire such a terrific mind.
>>3431385
>>3431348
No, why would I? Even if I might be a 2/10 people still talk with me, so why would it matter?
>>3431379
Whyyyyy, why me?! Out of all people why kill me?!
>>3431333
Was that a joke? I can not really pay attention right now.
>>3431349
What is stopping others from eating it?
Americans! Go the fuck to sleep
>>3431401
R-Really?
>>3431421
Vegas Baby, city never sleeps
>>3431421
But sleep is for losers...
>>3431421
I'm too busy enjoying Robobot.
>>3431408
You're just as creepy as I am sometimes...
>>3431421
Make me.
>>3431421
Good thing I'm Canadian
Welp, this internet is getting worse than i expected
Good night everyone, hopefully everything is better tomorrow
>>3431350
Good night you too
>>3431421
Fuck you, I do what I want
>>3431421
fuck off
>>3431430
Yes, sure, whatever I just said. I was being totally honest.
>>3431421
No u
>>3431445
Alright!
>>3431378
Hello, I'm your psychiological evaluater, I'm here to fix you and put you back into society.
>>3431412
I see you're trying to dodge the issue at hand, maybe there was an event in your past that explains why you eat plant babies.
Tell me, were you ever touched inappropriately by trees when you were a child?
>>3431393
I work alone for Azeroth... No deal I go fel side now ok go.
>betrays
>>3431456
Get ready to write your resume for such a position.
>>3431400
Wow, his puns must've been REAL bad...
>>3431408
Because you're just that special!
>What did the chef say to his assistant when he got handed the wrong ingredients? This is neither the thyme nor the plaice.
>>3431421
NO, I'M AN ADULT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. FUCK OFF, U LIL BITCH
>>3431421
You are not making any sense. Nothing like that has happened in... I would rather no speak about my age.
>>3431475
What am I being hired for again?
>>3431463
I guess we didn't know her as well as we thought.
>>3431412
It was, but you want me to help?
>>3431439
I've been told I was creepy a couple of times, it must be true...
>>3431476
Someone help me... My sides hurt...
>>3431441
See ya, and best of luck!
>>3431476
Yo-you don't understand! You weren't here to witness the uproar he caused! People were flooding in just to tell shitty jokes. I thought I was gonna die!
>>3431494
Who else called you creepy besides me?
>>3431491
>>3431489
I have no clue, maybe a modelling recruiter?
>>3431493
God I loved the movie.
>>3431494
Don't worry, I ran out of jokes to tell you, so you get off free! Next time, I might not be so merciful... Nah, I totally will!
>>3431504
Well, that doesn't sound so bad...
>>3431509
You're my new model.
>>3431507
>>3431523
...
>>3431494
I am unsure of what you can do to help.
>>3431527
>>3431525
Well, your recruits would need to be wanting the job as well. I'm afraid I'll have to decline.
>>3431504
Sarah-san, Lulu, I'm pretty sure there was one more...
>>3431523
This is the worst torture, I want it to end, but I also love the jokes...
>>3431536
She likes hugs, but you can't give a proper hug unless you use both arms, so she'd have to remove her claw.
>>3431519
>Saw it at day 1 showing because huge warcraft fanboy
>Friends take me to see it the next day for my birthday
>friends get pulled over by cops for expired liscenes plates on the way back, and the cops almost think that we were in a stolen car
If nothing else, I'm going to remember the hell out of this movie.
>>3431546
>>3431518
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
>>3431528
D-Dude, are you alright? I was just joke-- I MEAN, kidding around...
>>3431549
Well, there's always next time!
>>3431421
But I only just got up and I can't get back to sleep.
>>3431568
Taking that
>>3431561
Don't look at me like that! You know I have other important business to tend to.
>>3431567
Soleil x Nina teamup when
>>3431549
That just means Sarah-tan likes you. I don't know who Lulu is, but should I beat them up?
>>3431569
I thought we were friends America, but I guess I was wrong. Sorry for trusting you.
>>3431584
You would like that would you?
>>3431567
...At least those aren't mine.
I didn't miss much, did I?
>>3431569
I don't like the relationship we have... It hurts.
>>3431590
Oh no, she's pretty nice, I haven't see her in a while though.
>>3431602
Nice way to join, talking about your panties, honestly...
>>3431581
Attend to my business!
>>3431549
Ugh. Fine. Wait... where did she go?
>>3431602
No and you will not miss more.
>>3431611
Then I guess I did my job! You're welcome, Stingray!
>>3431590
B-But we ARE friends! It wasn't my jokes, right? It wasn't my burger eating habits, it wasn't my obnoxious yelling... Right?
>>3431611
Yeah... But at least it's funny, right?
>>3431617
You're not even hired yet! You have no business.
>>3431611
Hey! They're not mine!
>>3431621
I had a funny feeling.
>>3431621
>Tapes your mouth shut
I found the tape
>>3431602
>gets punched in the face
>>3431621
Maybe she went to bed? Ah well, you're okay now right?
>>3431627
Thank you very much! You did a good job!
>>3431630
.... I'll wish I hadn't said this later... But yes...
>>3431634
Alright little sis, but I wouldn't care one way or the other you know.
>>3431636
...
>>3431657
*points at her mouth*
>>3431556
I can't wait for the next to come out. The way they left it with thrall, definitely wants us to believe they're making another one.
I think I'm going to hit the hay. Good night HG.
>>3431630
The only way to fix this is to make it sound the Yen is the currency of America.
>>3431657
Her blood is on both of our hands.
>>3431663
It's really hard not to get tired of 60's spiderman.
>>3431640
...You alright there, lady?
>>3431657
>
>>3431663
What?
>>3431670
Be seeing you.
>>3431662
Now no pulling it off until tommorow, cant have you eating babies while I'm aslee-
>Flop
Zzz...
>>3431595
One who is into Yuri and another into Yaoi? Best of both worlds
>>3431673
Y
CANCER?
S
>>3431666
Who knows if a next one will come out, but I went and re-bought warcraft 3 to play the campaign after watching the movie.
God I hope that game gets a movie.
>>3431662
Hey, you never know, maybe some shell or something broke off in your mouth, you should never rely just on sight.
>>3431670
What?! But goodnight tracksuit, rest well... In the basement, I better not come home and see you sleeping in my room again!
>>3431677
I mean.... just stop looking at me like that.
>>3431657
I'm glad you feel the same way! After all, the hero always puts people before themselves!
>>3431670
Yen pretty much already IS the currency of America... Either way, how much U.S. Yen do you want?
>G'night!
>>3431705
America chan?
>>3431689
Deep.
>>3431702
Just...stop calling me that. Seriously.
>>3431700
Me and you are gonna talk about this some more later.
G'night anon.
>>3431687
>>3431713
Japan? Is that you?
>>3431725
No.
I have a question for you.
>>3431721
>>3431683
*angry muffled hissing*
>>3431702
*furiously points at her own mouth*
>tfw you take a super lumpy shit and it hurts your asshole
>>3431733
And what would that question be, dude?
>>3431738
>tfw you eat a whole bunch of hot cheetos and your shit both burns and is red
>>3431735
>>3431719
>Tfw sudded urge to ava someone from the campaign.
Nighto.
>>3431745
What are we going to do about ISIS?
;_;
>>3431705
You're scary you know...
>>3431718
Aww.. Fine Rika... No fun.
>>3431736
Oooh... This... Might hurt..
>Steadily grabs onto the tape and slowly pulls it off of her mouth.
>>3431765
Consider it a bit of a touchy subject.
>>3431738
Shake it off, Anon!
>>3431757
...Uh... Wow, that's a pretty loaded question, dude. Well, we do what we always do; NUKE THEM!
>>3431765
Really? Huh. I might need to work on my hero skills a bit more...
>>3431765
*stands completely still*
>>3431772
I hate E
>throws brick through tv
>>3431794
But do you hate me?
>>3431738
>tfw you stick a Pepsi can up your vagina and accidently break your hymen
guys help booce won't love me now
>>3431783
>Tapes your mouth shut again
I have my eyes open when I sleep you know.
>>3431765
>Gets behind you
>Applies tape over your eyes
>>3431771
Ah fine... Sorry.
>>3431782
You used to be a hero, I don't think so much lately..
>>3431783
>Tears it off quickly in one motion.
Like a band aid, but I don't heal like that...
>>3431811
>implying the real Tricky wouldn't post ava with that
>>3431811
That sounds like something you'd hear off of a bad comedy show.
>>3431802
yes, no, I don't know, these feelings are so confusing
>bricks self to stop the hallucination
>>3431814
A-ah..!... Why do this?..
>>3431832
Are you okay? My adorable anonymous fans shouldn't be hitting themselves with bricks.
>>3431820
We got that issue solved, now? Sheesh....
>>3431820
Hm... We need to fix that somehow. How do you think I can improve to be a better person?
>>3431814
...
>>3431839
Oh, and for good measure.
>Tapes your hands over Ram's mouth.
>>3431863
Be a good girl and don't eat any babies with that freaky ass mouth of yours. Good night.
...
Always watching.
>>3431854
>is brain hemorrhaging
>recieves death's cold embrace
Why don't you use your little sister?
>>3431748
Why are you doing this mane?
>>3431882
I guess this one went down in flames...
>>3431886
>Because I fucking hate her.
>>3431886
...What little sister? And for what?
>>3431886
Because that's fucking disgusting .
>>3431887
>>3431855
Yeah sure... I won't do it anymore..
>>3431860
Hmm... Maybe don't go on about how great you are, you used to have a leader with a saying like that right? 'Speak softly but carry a big stick.'? Or something like that?
>>3431876
There's no point to this, why do it?
>>3431886
Because she's a normie cunt that hates me
>>3431886
Because I don't have one.
>>3431901
Spic Beetle you're also disgusting though.
>>3431876
*she motions her hands over to her neck, making a slitting gesture*
>>3431886
Disgusting.
>>3431913
Am not, I'm the most hygienic person I know.
>>3431907
Thanks, I guess.
>>3431919
Yes he is nice blue.
>>3431922
I'm a little tied up, but you should hide in your tank, and by should I mean do it.
>>3431907
>>3431944
>>3431944
...Why?
>>3431954
>>3431915
>>3431944
>Heavy breathing
>>3431907
But I DO carry a big stick! I call it "My Mouth"!
Hm... I'll consider that for an idea. How else can I improve?
>>3431904
>>3431748
>>3431721
>>3431971
>>3431971
What?
>>3431965
>A few awkward steps back
>>3431947
This is annoying...
>>3431954
I think it's too late.
>>3431965
This is... unsettling.
>>3431970
Help Rammy and I out of this predicament...
>>3431995
>Muh OTP Fates pair :^(
>>3431965
SWEATY
>>3431996
>Holds up a roll of tape
>Points at you
>>3432002
Tapes your mouth shut
Shut up, me.
>>3432001
>Not Aqua
....
>>3431997
Gladly! What's the problem?
>>3432002
>>3432009
SHITTING
>>3431997
*nods*
*she outs her hands on your chest*
>>3432015
DICKNIPPLES
>>3432012
>Sorry bucko :^)
>>3431997
Seriously, I'm confused.
>>3432009
>Pats tank
>Glares
>>3432015
DON'T SAY IT.
>>3432024
You're too sloooaaaaawwww! Cmun, step it up!
>>3432031
>>3432035
New thread.