ERP thread: Goo bath edition
Previous thread: >>3413611
SHHH
don't wake the sleeping avas
>>3418151
First for I love dinosaurs
>>3417830
Oh shit
>>3417882
So you say
>>3417929
Fortunately it did, plenty of things were broken and stained, but the building is in-tact.
>>3418162
Watching but ain't posting
>>3418071
Still super cute!
>angry howling noises.
>>3417972
(Shouldn't you find a nice police woman to rape then? I'm not even a good hero.)
>>3418164
My mouth is small and tight, don't be lying about me.
>>3417957
>Misaki's entire body squirm after the used dildo was suddenly impaled inside her, the whole artificial length spreading her wet inner folds with each thurst or the spider's hand on her crotch, coating the entire toy in sticky honey with each penetration.
Sometimes...I gotta...break frm just humans, this time a monstergirl...was in the menu!
>To not fall back in effort the joyful school girl pumped her hands with faster motions, fingering every snug space inside her pussy leaving her gloves drenched in juices as well, making it even easier for her digits to slip back and forth. Her free hand couldn't rest free, and instead of going back to grope her partner's chest, this time she went to caress her face, using her thumb to play with her mouth while slowly sliding it past her lips inciting rachnera to suck on it. All of this sensations together was soon going to make them both reach climax.
>>3418162
I'm not asleep
>>3418184
All right, all right, I won't argue. But if Kogure-chan thinks I'm super cute than he has to be cuter than super cute, which is some amount of cute that I can't even properly express.
>>3418160
THICKER
>>3418162
!
(I'll be back later for RP)
who today
>>3418196
(Hmm perhaps, but i do you see any nearby? anyway i'll go back to play vidya again. I might come out later)
>>3418219
Kokonoe
>>3418196
I wouldn't know, I haven't been able to test that.
Maybe you should prove it!
>>3417811 (Conversation Anon)
(I-I honestly didn't expect this many people! I thought dead hours were more dead...)
Hey now, I'll admit I like to take peeks every now and then, but Honey is... different. He opened my eyes about humans some, and I think I owe him for that. Besides, Centorea can spend time with him all she likes, she'll never make a move on him. At least, not one as effective as mine are~!
>>3417882 (Spider-Gwen)
(That can likely be arranged~!)
>>3417909 (Sweet Anon)
>Rachnera doesn't stop ruffling your head for a bit, chuckling playfully as she sees how flustered it makes you. Though she does relent after a time, withdrawing and staring down at you as you continue to compliment her. She doesn't interrupt to speak, simply smiles borader and broader, until you come to that last statement. Then her smile turns a tiny bit more curious as she looks to you with a raised eyebrow
You think so? I dunno... maybe I should.
>>3418037 (Soundbyte Anon)
(You absolute madman, remind me to give you a nice long session of spooder sometime!)
>>3418042 (Coffee Anon)
>Rachnera's great big smile disappears almost instantaneously, and her face falls to the floor for a moment as she sighs deeply. She then lets go of your crotch, raising her hand before she looks back and points accusingly at your face, a slight frown now decorating her pretty inhuman face
Your dick. Take your dick out and cum in my coffee- is it really such a difficult concept to grasp?
>>3418050 (Maleryuu)
>Rachnera's scarlet orbs all seem to glint as one, watching as the front of your lower garment begins to rise. Her smile only grows larger as she stops bouncing her heavy breasts in her palms, reaching for the edges of her top and lifting them up, exposing her bare flesh to you as she draws mere inches from your face. Her hands then sink downwards, grabbing the hem of your skirt and raising it to expose your manhood as she coos seductively
Do you want to know how the feel, legend of the seas~?
>>3418151
That amazing res tho
>>3418219
(Kokonoe! Although too bad I have to leave soon after this, you have no idea how much I like you! I need to do things with Suika as well!)
>>3418210
Always such a charmer, trying to make me blush.
Good evening people.
>>3418185
Someone there?
>>3418238
(As nice as the offer is, there's no need to feel compelled to do so. I'm happier just bringing smiles and laughter to the people who help everyone else out!)
>>3418199
>>3418238
>(here, just in case! I don't know when I'll get the chance to have fun with you so I'm taking my chance now!)
(Tag, if your around know i haven't forgotten you)
>>3418234
(Later, scary rapist man)
>>3418237
(Maybe i will one of these days.)
>>3418238
>Lewd spider noises
>>3418219
Suika!
>>3418238
>His perverted admiral made him dress like a girl, and it showed in how his rather masculine cock stuck out from the violet panties he was forced to wear, throbbing once it was revealed to the spider. Watching her mammoth breasts hang heavily once they were revealed, he lets out an excited whine, like some kind of dog. As ever, the shipboy crumbles at the hint of an overwhelming presence, nodding slowly to the woman's words as he lets out an excited pant of air now as well, so close to such a large, sexy, intimidating presence.
Ahhh... please show me....
>>3418274
Evening.
>>3418294
Forever a procrastinator.
>>3418294
Its nice to remebered but im only lurking today my favorite heroine
>>3418238
Oh, that kind of cream! Coming right up! I will need stimuli of some sort however to assist me.
>The anon quickly unbuttons his pants and lets his cock, erect from her touch, hang. He then aims it at her cup and strongly grips his cock, slowly stroking it.
>>3418273
I promise you I have absolutely no ulterior motive to buttering you up, too, Kogure-chan
>>3418274
changed your mind about coming in yet?
>>3418238
Good afternoon! Hope you re having a good day so far! I wonder if you are not that busy yet so we could ply?)
>>3418321
Oh hello there. You're that man who got his Mansion burned down sometime ago right?
>>3418333
I said it once and i still mean it. I won't do it!
>>3418274
Nue?
>>3418164
Ara~ That gladdens me that not another fell to such a raucous crowd. When shall the next be, hmm?
What's ERP listening to?
>>3418274
>howling outside intensifies
>>3418365
alright. just checking~
>>3418238
you should! well, i mean... you don't have to. i don't really know what everyone else thinks of you and your smiles. but i really like that one. it feels like you're genuinely happy when you look like that and that's how i want you to feel.
>>3418369
What happend to taking a day off?
>>3418382
He had a lot to say
He had a lot of nothin' to say
We'll miss him
https://youtu.be/vtJ2f8_lfn4
>>3418328
Surely not. You're much too sweet and kind to take advantage of poor little me, right?
>>3418365
Yes, that was me. Fortunately I had another built-- did you attend my masquerade last night?
>>3418369
I'm sure I'll have another soon, provided the motivation of you attending stays with me. I would love to have you again. Of course, there's no reason to wait. You're welcome to my mansion any time you wish.
>>3418382
http://youtu.be/qI_TvHh0xSc
>>3418321
(Why do today what you can put off for tommorow?)
>>3418325
(Thats ok, so am i)
>>3418382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
(Never heard of the avalanches before, but i like this song.)
>>3418369
(Always hard at work. As expected of Americans)
>>3418402
(I am silly! I was just waiting for you! I'm actually leaving at this moment)
>>3418382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoP5NGLsWR0
>>3418437
I want the opposite to happen. I want Ruka to swallow a tiny Cell as punishment for trying to get him with his tail.
>>3418437
thats....really fucking gay, anon
>>3418382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
I wish ____ and _____ would get together and fuck
>>3418464
Karl and Sponty
>>3418086 (Another Anon)
>Rachnera follows your eyes, eventually letting her gaze rest back upon her mammoth mounds, a small, knowing smirk quickly turning up on her face. She quickly reaches down and grabs the edge of her top, teasingly raising it to expose one of her puffy pink nipples, chuckling softly as she sees your eyes naturally drift towards it
Oh, so you're here to shove your big fat cock between these until you paint them white, are you~? That's what they usually seem to want...
>>3418199
(It's all good!)
>Rachnera is rendered unable to speak as you suddenly stick your soft, gloved fingers into her mouth, muffling her loud moans of joy as your other hand pumps and plunges deeper into her honey-gushing hole. Lost in the heat of the moment, she evens starts to suck on your fingers as if they were a cock, slurping noisily as her hand twists and grinds the unnecessarily large sex toy inside you. She nearly loses herself entirely as you jab one particular spot, her eyes nearly crossing for a second before she pulls her mouth away from your fingers and cries out loudly, nearly drooling from the stimulation as she struggles to speak
F-Fuck! R-Right... right there...
>>3418289
(You're way too kind! How can I resist giving you some hot, sticky bondage now~?)
>>3418294
(>Lewder spider noises)
>>3418304
>Rachnera actually seems a little surprsied by just how big and hard you are beneath your girly clothing, barely contained by your feminine undergarments. She quickly does away with those though, yanking them down and letting your mast free to the open air. Then she casually tips you back, helping you lay down on the flat floor, taking her position above you and letting your swollen head brush gently against the bottoms of her breasts for one breath-catching moment. But that feeling is totally eclipsed as she spreads them apart and squeezes your length between them a moment after, sandwiching your dick between her mound with a happy chuckle
Here. How are they~?
>>3418439
>doki doki sounds echo through lupins mobile posting
>>3418464
Diego & Rachel
>Definitely Not Diego
>>3418464
Ainz and Ragyo
>>3418464
DMG and LD
>>3418448
interestinggggg! he would be eating not only me but everyone I have absorbed. I like this.
>>3418464
>>3418479
>>3418464
Reiko and Daigo
>>3418421
Yep. I just enjoy telling you how cute you are. Now, if you suddenly needed to be cuddled and kissed and maybe, you know, take my seed for sustenance, well, that's just an odd coincidence that I'd have no choice but to oblige.
>>3418386
>He looks around where the sound could come from
H-hello?
>>3418399
You can check everytime you want to, its still gonna be a no.
>>3418425
I'm glad to hear that. Your masquerade? I heard about that but, i'm afraid i was asleep there unfortunately.
>>3418437
I won't do it willingly mister. Thats just too obscure.
>>3418500
Maybesomeday
>>3418464
father and somebody. the man needs love.
>>3418518
>not father and scotch/rum/brandy/whiskey/wine etc etc
>>3418464
Mechanon and yuruposter
>>3418472
>The male lets out a girlish yelp as he's suddenly eased on to his back, with a surprising amount of gentleness. All he can do is law there as the large spider looms over him like a predator about to enjoy its meal. Which, in effect, she was doing as she lowered her upper body, spreading her massive glands and closes them around his throbbing, manly dick. Once the warmth surrounds him he lets out another loud gasp, golden eye widening as he sees his length disappear in to her softness.
Ahhh... I-I can't see it anymore...! ... um, nnn... they're amazing...~!
>>3418486
Would that make him the most powerful trap in the universe?
>>3418509
Cell please force yourself on him! My cock cant take it much longer!
>>3418472
>his eyes open wide at her teasing lift, intensely focused as her nipples come into view, and he takes a small tentative steps towards her
Well, that does sound very... enjoyable. Those things do look like they could milk me dry.
>>3418472
(>Lewdest spider noises)
>>3418500
(I think your great btw)
>>3418510
Reply hazy. Try again later.
>>3418464
Shigure and anyone.
Poor girl needs someone to lean on.
>>3418483
As much as I'd love to, that ain't happening
>>3418509
Ah, I'm sorry to hear it. It really was quite the event. I'll be throwing another themed party as soon as renovations are finished in my mansion. I hope to see you at the next.
Have I gotten your name?
>>3418537
nah
>>3418534
probably
>>3418464
Shinoa and Lupin
>no one remebers when that was my shtick
>>3418382
http://youtu.be/s8N5WqmQgEY
>>3418502
Aha, of course. If you'd like to do anything I'm free and finally unbanned.
>>3418546
.8ball will Diego ever bone the vampire loli
>>3418544
Dearie me. Thank you kindly.
>>3418550
Why do you want to fuck DMG so badly
>>3418472
(Oh my...if I weren't indisposed at the moment, I'd gladly love to see what wonderful schemes you'd bake up... I wondered how many ways a spider could get someone trapped up~? But another time, you crazy drider)
>>3418532
>Mechanon and yuruposter
Delete this one.
Ay yo
where's the updated tier list
THESE
GODDAMN
YURUPOSTERS!!
>>3418574
You don't walk into a steakhouse and not eat a fillet man, I'm not going to turn down a good fuck if it's available, I know DMG's one of the best writers here
>>3418602
Tier lists are stupid
>>3418602
Right here.
>>3418382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2gIaJYPudQ
>>3418464
Tatsuya & their number one fan
>>3418509
you're lucky I'm not in a rapey mood today.
see ya around!
>>3418570
Hmm, I'd never pass up an opportunity like that. What about you, though, is there something you'd like to do?
>>3418572
Concentrate and ask again.
>>3418537
I-i'm sure he won't force me to.
>>3418552
Yes. I'm Ruka Urushibara. Nice to meet you.... Was it Diego?
>>3418619
G-goodbye Cell.
>>3418607
>I know DMG's one of the best writers here
Don't lie to the thread like that.
>>3418573
No problem, anyone who can take Dio down a peg is cool in my book.
>>3418326
>Rachnera sighs a great sigh of relief as you finally get the memo, divesting yourself of your trousers and letting your manhood free. She takes a moment to admire your length, enjoying it's dimensions, before she licks her lips and suddenly leans forward and fastens her soft lips around the head of your cock, slowly circling your crown with her hot, wet tongue as she gazes into your eyes
>>3418347
(A-Ah, sorry, I can't take any more. I actually have to head out pretty soon as it is... some other time, I promise!)
>>3418382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI0ujb13Ymg
>>3418400
Is being sweeter than sugar part of your plan~? Because if it is, it's totally working. You want something from me Anon, or are you just this unbearably nice to everybody?
>>3418464
(Everybody, slime girl)
>>3418532
>Rachnera laughs quite loudly as you struggle to speak, teasingly shaking her chest against your stiff, pre-drooling cock to further exacerbate your stammering. Though she only allows herself a moment for it, quickly shifting to the task at hand as she crushes her breasts tighter against your length, beginning to gently grind them up and down your length. After a mere few strokes she spits between them, letting her saliva and your pre-cum mix to form a lubricant, adding soft, wet sounds to her paizuri as she glances back to your face
What's the matter, robbed for words~? I'm not surprised, a lot of people usually are... do you want me to go faster~?
>>3418538
>Rachnera's smirk grows larger and more prominent as you move closer, her hands now pulling her top all the way up rather than simply exposing her nipples, letting her enormous breasts jiggle deliciously before she crosses her hands beneath them to accentuate them further. She then casts a quick glance down at your crotch, emphasising it with a nod of her head
I can't exactly milk you dry while you're wearing those pants, can I? Get them off.
>>3418635
Looks to me like you secretly want it
>>3418607
Using tildes doesn't automatically make someone good, but you're forgiven for your retardation since you're still a kid
>>3418640
You need to stop getting drunk and dropping sessions, that's about it really
I'm a lot worse, in more ways than just my writing anyway
>I really want to play with _____ but I'm too nervous to try
Fist me daddy~
>>3418654
Oh well sorry about it miss~ I will be waiting <3
>>3418544
(Lewder spider noises than me? Impossible!)
>>3418579
(Yes, another time indeed!)
>>3418593
(When are you going to play Sena again so I can slime rape her into a blissful, goo-soaked oblivion?)
>>3418666
Oh look at that, I'm satan
>>3418671
Trixie
>>3418630
>concentrates
.8ball will Diego ever bone the vampire loli?
>>3418635
That is correct.
>He displays a formal, brief bow towards the boy.
Though, most call me Dio.
>>3418648
Excuse me? I, Dio, will never be taken down by any number of pegs.
>>3418679
this youtube meme needs to stop.
>>3418666
I jizzed in that bathrobe...
>>3418671
Rachel's player, Spider Gwen.
>>3418671
Kawai
I'm not sure if I can match him in how detailed he is.
>>3418472
>Misaki's palm furiously slaps against Rachnera crotch with her fingers sinking inwards and outwards of her moist sore cunt, making the squishiest wet sounds as her hand propels with passion. Her body was also victim of the spider's assault, piercing her cramped pussy without mercy as the toy reaches the depths of her womb, her body squirms and trembles as at last, her so desired orgasm storms all over. Accompanied by a sensual, loud cry of ecstasy, Misaki's legs clasp together while her slit sprays love juices all over Rachnera's thrusting hand, making her near impossible to keep her own fingers to remain sealing her partner's dripping arachnid cunt. The blonde esper stares blankly at her sensual partner, panting like a mad animal.
>>3418666
I haven't drank in about two months. And I only drop sessions when you push me out of thread. Or something comes up irl
>>3418694
FAKE, KILL YOURSELF
>>3418654
Im just heading home now so I figured you were about to head out, looking forward to our spooder date~
>The sound of mobile posting gets louder as he approaches home
>>3418664
Looks to me like YOU want it.
>>3418671
Uhh a lot of the time it's Iowa that I'm most nervous to RP with but I still do it on occasion
>>3418593
nah senpai it's legit
>>3418654
>His body squirms helplessly under her weight, and in the process makes his cock drive between her tits just a little more. Pre drools from the tip copiously, as if he were some horny fuckboy primed for sex most of the time or something. Each drive up and down of her cleavage smears her mounds in fluid, and when she spits in to it, each motion sounds as lewd as if he was pounding a squelching pussy. When she looks towards his face she'd see his lone eye closed, his face an expression of intense pleasure, so intense it almost looks painful.
I-If you go faster I'll... b-blow already... they're too goood....!
>>3418684
(You have met your match, Spooder!)
>>3418690
Ok maybe not knocked down, just kept humble.
>>3418723
Never said I didnt want to get sucked up
>>3418696
Oh, that was YOU?
That was a pain in the ass to clean, you know
>>3418711
I'm not trying to push you out, I'm trying to pull you in damn it
s'always the same, it's just a shame, that's all
>>3418654
huh? what plan? i don't really have anything i want, besides that hug. i just think everyone should feel happy, and you seem happier when you smile like that, so i want you make you smile like that more. though i have to admit, uh...
>he mutters his next lines under his breath.
...i do kinda want you to be happy in particular...
>>3418654
>he stands there quietly for a moment just staring at her breasts while she supports them with her crossed arms, but then he snaps to attention
... Oh! Yeah, of course.
>he quickly grabs his pants, a characteristic bulge now showing, and unbuttons them, yanks down the zipper, and pulls the whole thing along with underwear down to his ankles, letting a hard cock bounce into view, and kicks his pants away to discard them completely
>>3418684
(You have a good day, spider lady. Before you know it, I might be baking softly for you or your adorable slime.)
>>3418671
Misaki
>>3418684
I'm not sure. I intend to, but I've been playing someone else lately. I'll be happy to take the girl goo when I get around to playing her again, though.
>>3418664
I would never let myself getting swollowed up by that tail!
(Ruka is too afraid for something like this, so he would have to do it by force which i wouldn't deny)
>>3418690
>He returns the bow politely
I see. What do you prefer most?
>>3418671
Rachnera
>>3418713
Damn, that body looks wonderfully meaty.
>>3418464
Jiro and Ragyo IRL
>>3418765
XD o snap my pikachu makes le meme face
>>3418627
I remember promising you cuddles one night but ended it short after sex so we could do that.
>>3418763
Really hope he's still lurking and saw that
>>3418654
U-um...
Wasn't this cream supposed to be in the cup?
Quite the impatient one, wanting the direct source I see~
>A smile glistens on his face as the spider starts arousing him. Still stroking, he can feel his cock twitching heavily due to the warmth of her mouth.
(If you leave, I bid you safe travels. May we meet again)
>>3418464
Ruka and Cell or Manticore!
>>3418464
Mechanon and Karl
>>3418739
I, Dio, can be humble whenever I want to be.
>>3418753
Whaaaat? No way.
And here I thought you just didn't like me. I think you're better than I am tbqh
>>3418763
Dio, if you would. I believe it's a fitting status symbol. Do you speak Italian? It means 'God.'
>>3418772
(Well fuck, Save the youtube cringe memes for later, I gotta go)
>>3418797
give it a rest, anon. I'm tired as fuck from getting shot at last night.
>>3418648
It is quite enjoyable. You too should try it sometime.
>>3418690
Don't count on it.
>>3418704
Come now, don't be bashful. I know it must be hard in front of one such as myself, but you mustn't let my stunning eminence stop you.
>>3418788
That sounds nice and relaxing, so I'll take you up on that offer then, Kogure-chan.
>>3418784
>>3418566
>Shinoa and Lupin
>>no one remebers when that was my shtick
We do, it's just that Shinoa's a dead meme and we've moved on to drama alert with LD and DMG.
Time for E3 shenanigans.
>>3418832
Don't encourage the spider, she's already trashed my house and broken my TV.
>>3418758
>>3418742
(Don't be afraid to ask when I'm around! Just be aware I'm one of the slowest around here.)
>>3418797
(Now now anon. Give him a break, there is a tomorrow too.)
>>3418803
W-who's Manticore? I don't think i've met them.
>>3418820
Dio it is then but, i'm afraid i don't. But that sounds good.
>>3418858
'still tryin for that Shinoa bowl?' was how people used to greet me, im feeling nostalgic
>>3418832
let me love you, little Rachel!
>>3418889
>filename
Are you having an identity crisis?
>>3418820
I don't hate anyone silly dinosaur, and I'm certainly not as good as you are.
>>3418889
Oh add Misaki/Hotarumary to the list. Doushio~
>>3418680
(You'll get yours later, don't worry!)
>>3418709
>Amazingly enough, your climax comes just as Rachnera's does, both of you orgasming in unison. The arachne's breathing becomes hotter, faster and more strained over the course of several more seconds, her arm working more on sheer instinct than the command of her pleasure-hazed brain. And then, after enduring your fingers prodding that one sweet spot over and over again for several more seconds, Rachnera all but howls in joy as her pussy gushes a tidal wave of honey down your arm, soaking through your glove so thoroughly that it sticks to your hand, her pedipalps clamping down and sealing your fingers inside her as she collapses atop you, gasping for air as you both lie in a heap of blissed-out, girlcum-soaked limbs within Rachnera's hammock
>>3418717
(Yeah, I gotta head out soon. Sorry Lupin, you'll get spooder bondage next time!)
>>3418735
>Rachnera's smile would be hard pressed to grow any wider than it already is, nearly stretched from ear to ear as she watches you writhe and moan in her embrace. She clearly is keen on the idea of you bursting quickly, showering her enormous soft globes with your sticky seed, as her movements begin to become more rapid, the bottoms of her breasts slapping loudly against your thighs as her movements reach a crescendo, the hot, wet squelches of her flesh gliding over your achingly hard cock nearly loud enough to drown out your cries of joy. She speaks quickly, giving you one last prompt, before she adds the icing on the cake and suddenly takes your thick head into her mouth, sucking like a vacuum as she keeps pumping your cock between her enormous breasts
Well, go on then! Cum a lot for me, okay~?
>>3418739
(Curse you other spooder! I'll have my revengance!)
>>3418747
...You're just a little treasure aren't you? Treating me so nicely... I really ought to repay you for it sometime. But for now, if you want to keep making me happy... just keep being you, alright?
>>3418745
It ain't working honey
>Back to lurking and overmeme
So, does someone ERP as Galko or...?
>>3418904
Don't people hate her now?
>>3418820
Ok, sure.
I, Gwen, believe you.
>>3418832
I will, trust me i got him wrapped around my finger.
>>3418704
You can't be any worst than me.
>>3418889
Only because you take on billion people at once.
>>3418943
(You'll never beat a true spider of justice!)
>>3418850
Yay!
>Kogure quickly jumped onto the man and embraced them. He planted a few kisses onto their cheek with a content smile adorning his face.
>>3418888
Oh dear. Sounds like an enjoyable time.
>>3418910
Do not touch me.
>>3418933
I'm a flexible mistress. Just know your proper place and things shall be dandy, no?
>>3418959
Oh dear. Do have fun, you two.
>>3418959
>I read that last line as spear of justice
either I need glasses or I need to play the fish again sometime
>>3418898
Of course it does. I've fought against fate itself to make it to the top, where I stand today.
Surely I'm suitable for the title of 'Dio.'
>>3418941
Oh pshh. We still have that private show we need to do, remember?
I know a lot of people say this and it's hard to believe but all that matters to me is the effort in a person's writing. If you put in effort I'll enjoy the RP.
But none of that matters since you're clearly better than me anyway ;)
>>3418959
You have me wrapped around no such thing. Don't go around spreading lies.
>>3418956
No, that's just Clownpiece shitposting as anon
>>3418948
Yes, there's one.
>>3418671
Anyone with large walls of text. Its mostly my own fault because i quickly loose overview and i can only produce a single line or two of text.
>>3418994
>Lays down on the floor naked
I'm ready.
>>3418943
>he smiles brightly at you
can do! but only if you keep being you as well, alright?
>>3419017
I don't shitpost as anon. That's stupid.
There was a meme going on before then I think she just has 1 dedicated hater is all.
I don't hate them at all though.
(Back to lurking and waiting for bf1 stream)
>>3418956
No, we love her when shes around as coffee Chan and she probably doesnt even remeber me
>>3418904
I remember when I was in that. Even banged her on Valentine's Day. Good times.
>>3418941
>not being on steam
Don't reply to me or my robot son ever again
>>3418948
Yes
>>3418943
>The lewd squelches of the union between cock and titty grows even louder as she makes it obvious she wants him to cum and to cum hard. His abdominal muscles flex and tighten as his hips start to pump against her already pumping breasts. When she finally tongues the plump head he can't help himself any longer and his cock starts to spasm. A thick wad of sperm is her first treat, the first warm ribbon splashing hotly against the roof of her mouth and the back of her throat, some of it smearing over the corner of her lip and cheek.
Ahhhhhhh....!
>>3418994
It was nothing more than thousands of dollars in property damage.
Can any of your servants give me a massage?
I'm in dire need.
>>3418947
>overmeme
I like the hamwall
>>3418975
>He catches the small succubus in surprise, receiving the boy's kisses on his cheek and nuzzling against him. He wraps his arms around the trap and smiles back.
W-whoa, easy there, Kogure-chan. You sure are affectionate, you know?
>>3418471
Fuck? No I would make sweet love to her and her pussy all night~
Full kit futa is the b-best futa!
>>3418518
I would fuck him anyday~
>>3418671
Many people here...
>>3418708
>>3418742
Kawai is nice, I gave them maybe three sentences per reply last night and it was still nice
>>3418382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8i1Ddj1Sw8
>>3418751
>Rachnera watches happily as you hastily remove your trousers, letting you stiff, thick manhood free, much to her evident delight. She even licks her big, pillowy lips as she looks it up and down, before she begins to clatter forward, planting her hands on your shoulders and slowly beginning to ease you down to the ground, her titanic globes squishing against your chest with the motion downwards
And now lie back, Anon. It's kind of a hassle to give a good titfuck standing up~!
>>3418753
(Addict.)
>>3418756
(Oh, careful with that slime girl! She just might drain you dry if you aren't careful~!)
>>3418761
(Hey, I ain't rushing you. I just want to finally lewd you! Preferably by making you take big,, slimy tentacocks in every hole...)
>>3418767
(I'm always happy to play with anybody Anon! Just hit me up next time I'm around, okay~?)
>>3418802
(I'll let you know when I'm about to leave you so can save you reply.)
>Rachnera chuckles softly, making her tongue vibrate against your swollen head as a result, before she slowly begins to ease her way down your length. Her mouth it warm and accommodating, taking inch after inch of your manhood without difficulty, until she finally manages to reach your hilt, sheathing your entire cock inside her throat. She can't talk with a mouthful of dick, but she does gurgle happily around your mast, her tongue now swirling around your entire shaft rather than simply it's tip
>>3418959
(You'll be singing a different tune by the time I'm done with you~!)
>>3419040
Heh... I can certainly try my best.
>>3419008
Oh i see. Has anyone tried and challenge you before?
>>3419102
Nah; a good friend of mine though.
>>3419108
Of course they have, though they've all failed. Only one man, a man named Gyro Zeppeli, do I find suitable of being called my rival.
And even then, I'm a clear landslide superior.
>>3419037
And what is it you think you're doing?
>>3419064
My, my. Doesn't 'the great Diego' have his own servants for that?
>>3419072
>She grins at his acknowledgement as she leans back in her throne, resting her head in her hand.
Good. Now, have you any talents or skills with which to serve me with?
>>3418943
>A human and a rare breed of spider and human monster was the exhausted couple resting on a hammock wafting on the air. She had no more strength to keep going, her fingers still plunged on her entrance just because of her pedipalps holding her hand on pleace. Meanwhile, the colored piece of plastic in the shape of a male member wa slowly pushed out from her pussy, messily slumping out coated with lots of viscuous juice. Misaki, recovered her breath, and stared right at rachnera's main pair of eyes.
Miss Spider...I admit defeat...please make love to my mouth one more time...before I fall asleep.
>>3418994
But I wan to be your friend!
>>3418959
(Huh? No that's my sister, I'm Misaki!)
>>3418934
(We're like twins after all!)
>>3418941
>Hotarumary
(This needs to stop, don't make step out of this hammock!)
>>3419141
Of course I do, Rachel.
Though I will admit that your servants have proven far superior to mine.
They are only human, after all.
>>3419104
then try your very best! i want to see you genuinely happy everyday.
>>3419069
Don't call me that here Paul.
>>3419085
>Kogure giggled softly as he nuzzled the man's cheek and planted another kiss on it. Lightly swinging his legs in the air while holding tight onto the man, he hummed and ran his hand up and down their back.
I haven't been here, or more specifically, I haven't seen you in a while.
>>3419140
You must be a very strong man then. Anyway i'll going back to my shrine for now. See you soon Dio.
(Besides i have a bed to see to now)
>>3419104
>with her hands on his shoulders and her remark, he gets down and lies down on the floor, looking up at her as she towers over him while his erect rod lies on his belly and points towards his chest like a little log of hard meat
Oh I don't doubt you can give good titfucks, though.
>he grins at her while his gaze settles on her naked breasts, drinking in the sight of them as they jiggle with her rvery move
>>3419141
Skills? Mmm..well..
>He hums and thinks, a bit indecisive while thinking in some way he could be useful to the vampire. His hand scratching the back of his head while he could feel the time running out until he gives a reply to the blonde.
Well... I guess I'm a good listener.. probably I could give you a massage but I don't know if you have someone who already do that miss..oh! You could ask something you need and I will see if I can do that!
>>3419203
Be seeing you, then.
>>3419104
(Oh my, how scary. I'll just have to be sure to stuff her full first!)
>>3418994
We do, maybe we can have fun sometime?
>>3419008
I'm just teasing you, don't be so tense.
>>3419072
Thanks anon, i just try my best and try to write like some of the other avas on the thread.
Don't be a stranger if you see me lewding ok?
>>3419104
(>Concerned spider noises)
>>3419160
(Shit, sorry its hard to tell you boats apart.)
>>3419056
>Rachnera's six ruby-red eyes all seem to glaze as one as she gets the first taste of your thick young seed splashing against her tongue. It even seems to spur her on, her movements not slowing down at all as you finally hit your limit, rather increasing to insane speeds. Her breasts whack against your skin so hard and fast that it's almost painful, the sounds of your throbbing cock between her mounds now frighteningly akin to the sounds of a womanhood being drilled right through a countless number of noisy, squirting orgasms. Her mouth suckles harder, her tongue wildly spiralling to slurp up every last drop of semen you spill out, eager to taste every single spurt of seed you shoot out thanks to her wonderful titfucking
>>3419160
>Rachnera lies panting, exhausted and blissful in the wake of your hasty, passionate fucking. It takes her more than a few moments to recover her breath and her wits, but as soon as she registers that you've made a request of her, she gladly accepts it, softly planting her lips to your, moaning softly as the movement makes your fingers brush against the inside of her sensitive, cunt. Her tongue works slowly, sensually for several seconds, before she breaks off with a deep sigh and looms above you
We... we never said our names. I'm... Rachnera ... who are you?
>>3419176
Well, so long as I have good company, coffee, and some cock every day, I think I can do that for you~!
>>3419208
>Rachnera chuckles with great amusement once she's finally managed to make you lie flat on your back, moving back up for a moment to get into her proper position. Then with horribly, teasing slowness she takes hold of her titanic tits, moving them apart to accommodate for your hot, hard length, before squishing them together in one decisive movement, a loud clap ringing out clear as flesh meets flesh. She doesn't start moving right off the back, simply revelling in your reaction to being trapped between her mounds
I'd certainly hope so...
>>3419265
>He smiles at the blonde before replying.
Sure! I will think in something to do with you
>>3419180
I'm talking about roadhog
ya know, streetpig, porktank
>>3419202
>With the succubus in his arms, he takes a seat, letting the small boy come to a rest on his lap. He wrapped one arm around Kogure's back to pull him in close, still enjoying the pecking on his cheek.
Hmm, I see, it's really lonely here without you. There's just no one around here as cute as you, after all.
>>3419160
You're perfectly capable of that without laying your hands upon me.
>>3419161
The majority of mine are human as well. Perhaps a better master makes for better servants, hmm?
>>3419221
>Rachel closed her eyes as she pondered over the things he claimed he could do.
Something I need? Hm.
>Rachel's eyes opened, a scheming smile now on her face as she prepared an impossible request for the servant.
Do fetch the Azure Grimoire for me, would you?
>>3419265
I'm always available to be entertained. I'm oh so bored these days.
>>3419265
>>3419275
So many spider. So little time.
>>3419265
I, Dio, am not tense. I would just prefer you not tell people things that threaten my pride.
I'd expect you to know better, but apparently not.
>>3419249
(Unless you've got a lake she can drink dry, I don't know if you'll be able to satiate the gooey gooey cutie's lust for fluid without letting her milk you~!)
>>3419265
(>Web bondage intensifies)
>>3419301
(You might want to call an exterminator before we start laying eggs!)
>Lurks around as a ghost.
Booo~
>>3419318
No, the Fair Lady would die then.
>>3419283
... i'm going to stop giving you attention now.
>>3419326
>Reaches out for a hug
>>3419298
"Better?" No, I wouldn't say that. 'More powerful' seems to be a much more fitting term.
You can travel the world much easier than I. It must be simple for you to find the best servants in the world.
For me, it's a much more trivial issue.
There can only be one 'best,' and it seems you've found the best servants before I could.
>>3419326
>Sucks into vacuum
>>3419326
>Attempts to hug but passes right through
>>3419275
>the anon's face turns red and his eyes widen in surprise at your third pleasure. he sheepishly scratches his head and averts his eyes.
i-if that's what makes you happy!
>>3419275
(that breastpussy description muh dick)
>The shipboy is a panting mess, still cumming with every motion of her fat tits. His hips squirm and grind a little bit, his legs spread out on either side of her body likewise flailing around a little as all he can do is lay there and cum in to her cleavage, in to her hot mouth.
F-Fuck... haaah...
>He pants as if he'd ran a record mile, sweat screening his forehead, his violet hair tussled and messy, all from just the power of the titfuck the spider had delivered to him.
>>3419008
I remember, don't you worry.
The rule I try to follow is, effort gets effort. If you don't try, I won't.
Alright alright, enough of that you.
>>3419056
How's the thing with yuru going? Slime is pretty tasty, you know~
>>3419160
Forest for the trees, I swear. You're getting Hotarumary and liking it.
>>3419339
See ya tomorrow
>>3418898
Manticore paralyzes her prey and uses her tail to suck them off
>>3419376
We are one body, but two arms
>>3419370
>Kissu
Don't be afraid of the big bad lizard, Miku. You're a sweetheart.
>>3419287
Aha, stop that, you!
>Kogure's cheeks slowly turning redder from the sweet words as his smile grew larger as well. He pecked the man's cheek over and over with little kisses.
>>3419298
>His eyes widen at the order that comes from his lips. He probably didn't thought better about this. He lets out a nervous chuckle as one stop of sweat runs down his cheek before he bows at her.
I-im sorry but I doubt I could do that...I'm just a normal human..and I think I won't survive to that.
(I apologize but my next reply will take a bit longer. Going to buy some stuff)
>>3419318
(Wouldn't drinking a lake just make her gigantic and give her more room? OH NO IT'S SLIMEZILLA! But I suppose fair's fair. I really must be going, so seeya Rachnera!)
>>3419275
...Misaki Shoukhou. Nice to...meet you, Spider Lady...
>And just with her introduction, Misaki falls asleep beneath the powerful monster girl, peacefuly dreaming even while sleeping together with a being that could easily eat her.
(And I think this is a good stopping point for me, I'm starving and I need food ASAP! Glad you decided to show up today, I'll talk to you on PM later.)
>>3419353
>>3419358
>Ghost hugs both of the anons.
There. Is that better, boys?
>>3419354
>Ghostbusted for the next hour and fifty minutes or so.
>>3419276
See you around anon!
>>3419298
Trust me, you'll have so much fun you won't be able to contain it.
>>3419301
Don't worry, there will be time. I'll make sure your cock is taken care of.
>>3419309
I'm sorrrryyyy i'll make it up to you, promise.
>>3419318
(>Struggling spider noises)
>>3419438
>Will never get to finish that session with you.
>>3419444
it'll do
>>3419275
>he squirms lightly on the floor the moment her breasts come together arund his hard length, feeling the erotic softness envelop his needy member, and he jerks his hips briefly in desperate urge while his manhood throbs in the loving hold of her breasts
Ah~... Oh yes, I suspect this is going to be great.
>>3419444
Yes'm.
Hey everybody, Steve Harvey here. My wife's out of town and my big black loveworm is standing straight at attention if you know what I'm ringin' up. I'm itchin' to give some of you fine crackas a ride on my moustache, but you gotta be Christian if you want into these pants, no Atheists allowed. Who wants to be the lucky lady to gargle my dark meat?
>>3419493
Hi Silica
>>3419493
>>3419493
kek
WHO'S READY FOR FAMILY FEUD
>>3419493
>Steve Harvey
>not rape man Ainsley Harriott
>>3419335
(Oh were you the Fair Lady that was around during the masquerade? She was good. Don't exterminate her, she can stay.)
>>3419360
Hey, a girl gets urges from time to time. Sometimes you just wake up in the morning and think 'I need a nice hard cock to cream ll over my tits', or 'I need some thick, hot cum in my coffee today'. I'm sure you get urges too.
>>3419367
(Did I not say I was going to fuck you into a cum-soaked oblivion~?)
>It takes a good long while for Rachnera to finally stop milking you, her mouth and breasts only ceasing their incessant movements once she knows that she's drained your fat young balls absolutely dry of their pent up seed. Once all is said and done the arachne's cheeks are so bloated with your cum that she's struggling to hold it all in, carefully slipping off your head and accidentally drooling some of it onto her bare chest, before she tips her head back and swallows the prodigious load in one loud gulp., sighing with delight as the hot cream slips down her throat. She then looks down at the spunk on her chest, chuckling softly before she begins to massage it into her pale skin, looking you right in the eye as she does it and speaking in an almost unfairly seductive voice
You let out so much just for me... what is your name, legend of the seas~? I just might want to do this again sometime...
>>3419431
(Catcha ya later Anon~!)
>>3419438
(I should eat soon too. Thanks for the swell time Misaki~!)
>>3419451
(YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE FUCK!)
>>3419464
(I hate to do this, but... you think you could save that reply? I've been going at this for like... five hours straight, and I think I should probably stop so I can eat something.)
>>3419451
I can't wait.
>>3419410
Nope, it's true! I hung out for a while, but no one ever caught my interest - everyone that shows up just doesn't measure to Kogure-chan's cuteness.
>Content with the amount of small kisses he received, he brought his free hand to the succubus's face, enjoying the feeling of his smooth skin. He pressed his lips on the other cheek and returned the little smooches with some of his own.
>>3419451
I'll hold you to that.
>>3419541
It was pretty obvious since I am one the die hard souls fan here.
My cock needs the thick Fluttershy from the masquerade RIGHT NOW.
>>3419541
(Heh. Sure, I'll save the reply for another time. You go and sleep and whatnot.)
>>3419354
It would be that simple if I traveled the world at all. As it turns out, all of my servants have come to me and pledged themselves by their own accord. Perhaps their loyalty runs deeper than the money you pay your servants?
>>3419421
>Rachel furrows her brow and gives a fake pout. She crosses her legs, still leaning onto her hand.
Really now? What a letdown. And I had such high hopes for you.
>>3419451
Sounds promising. I do hope you don't disappoint.
>>3419541
>he continues scratching his head and avoiding your eyes, still blushing.
well, i guess so, h-haha. i guess i do get urges to hug people so i understand.
>>3419595
That makes no sense, Rachel. Nothing runs deeper than money. Money is what makes the world go around, money dictates everything on this planet. The people with money are the people with influence, the people that make decisions. People will do anything for money. There is nothing on this planet more influential.
>>3419541
(you deliver as always)
>He pants, pants, pants, trying desperately to catch his breath. His lone eye opens up just in time for her to gulp down his hot load, a spillage of warm jizz spattering against one of her fat breasts. As she begins to massage his cream into her pale skin as if it were some sort of moisturizer, his spent dick nonetheless twitched as he let out a soft whine of excitement.
U-Um, I'm... who am I... oh, um, um! I'm the great Tenryuu-sama! D-Don't forget it, beast!
>>3419461
(Life is not fair...)
>>3419370
(Next time we fuck you will change your mind!)
>>3419298
I'm not going to assault you...yet.
(Marry me!)
>>3419585
I feel you dog
>tfw nobody's cock will ever need me
>haven't fapped in 3 months
>don't know what to release it on
`>>3419671
>>3419671
>>3419665
My cock certainty does~
>>3419671
Three months? That a long time.
What do I need to do to sell you on the idea of cumming on a pic of karl?
>>3419671
>>3419681
Goddamnit uncle Dio, I was leaning back and my chair tipped over.
>>3419699
Hey buddy
I think you got the wrong door
The leather club's two blocks down
>>3419560
You're too much.
>Kogure sighed while he stopped his little assault of kisses and pressed his forehead to the man's as he shut his eyes to enjoy the moment. Shifting slightly in their lap to get comfortable, he hugged them tightly.
>>3419671
>3 months
wut
>>3419712
Are you ok?
>>3419728
Yes, it was a good laugh
A little megane action for yuruposter
>>3419406
>blusshu
O-Okay. When I'm less busy I'll serenade the beast. <3
>>3419647
Sure thing, teacher~
>when all your avas are popular and you don't know which one to play
>>3419711
Not that anon, but i know what to fap to later now.
>>3419647
But I am still waiting on you, no fun.
>>3419641
Oh, dino boy. You claim yourself to be above humans, yet you still share their narrow views. If that is what you truly believe, you still have much to learn. Have you thought that perhaps people themselves are far more influential than currency?
>>3419647
You're not going to assault me ever.
(Dear me. Why does everyone wish to court me?)
>>3419750
>tfw Miku will never dedicate a post to me
>>3419758
Pick the one that's popular +1
>>3419699
Nothing else can top this bro.
>>3419758
All of them. At the same time. You can do it, I believe.
>>3419758
I'm pretty sure myself as a robot is more popular than tenryuu by now
I should choose a sexy robot for RP sometime, like KOS-MOS or Lamia from SRW.
>>3419370
If by slime you mean my cum in Sena's mouth I'm hoping for the best
>>3419750
>
>>3419577
(Eh, I was only half-lurking the threads really. Good taste at any rate, Parsee.)
>>3419593
(Thanks for understanding, I promise I'll give you the titfuck of a lifetime next time I bring out the spooder.)
>>3419629
Oh come on, that's all? You don't ever get a burning need to fuck and breed a nice, wet pussy~? Don't you dare deny it.
>>3419646
(That gif is too cute!)
>Rachnera finally finishes smearing your cum across her bare chest, enjoying her thorough rub down almost as much as she does your stammering. Then she finally stands up proper again, towering over you and casting you in her inhuman shadow as she titters happily, idly tapping her pointed black fingers against her shoulders as she begins to turn around and wander back towards her web
The great Tenryuu, huh? Heh... nice name. I hope I'll see you again soon~!
>>3419760
(That, fun fact, is my favourite image from the slime girl folder. It's just so... magnifique!)
>>3419758
(Hold a consensus vote or roll a dice.)
>>3419719
>Wrapping his arms around the succubus as he adjusted himself in his lap, he smiled as he pressed his nose against the boy's as their faces aligned. He took the prize he was after for sometime now: not content with just little pecks on the cheek, he pressed his lips against the traps and stole a deeper kiss.
>>3419796
I want to sniff Brat's butt
>>3419799
My most favorite is probably where the victim gets drowned in slime.
>>3419744
Good, I just wanted to be sure I wasn't responsible for any head injuries.
>>3419775
People are influential, yes, though nothing can be accomplished without currency. Money wins wars, cures hunger, saves lives. Anything can be done with enough money.
Everyone is out for themselves in this world. It's better to be hired with money than risk being manipulated or lied to.
>>3419786
Nope I still want to fuck tenryuu
>>3419796
I want to sniff Brat's feet
>>3419786
Nope, still want that Cuteryuu.
>>3419775
But I was close once remember! Holding you on my arms like the pretty doll you are was out of this world!
(Because you're lovely and I like you! Thanks to you I think Kokonoe became my ERP waifu here. Do you happen to do things on private? I mainly use discord.)
>>3419799
She has no lewds though.
>>3419799
>he grows even redder and begins playing with his fingers as you press him further with questions.
w-well i mean, maybe every once in a while, b-but not a lot. i think hugs are nice.
>>3419776
Well what would you like in dedication, anon?
>>3419786
No, I meant the slime-cum in my mouth. *Ahh~*
>>3419796
Cute yuru poster, have some more.
>>3419799
(well worth the wait senpai, I hope to fuck her more thoroughly sometime in the future. i should actually finish the monmusu uncen bd set I DL'd in your honor, really
oh and talk ragyo in to doing a cerea threesome with you and I sometime)
>>3419829
>>3419840
Nani sore
>>3419858
>Gently drapes a blanket over the sleeping Rib
>peeks into thread
>>3419758
>when you want to play but you're still sleepy because the sun was coming up when you went to bed.
>>3419595
>He shivers a bit as she says those words. He nodded and bows again while looking at her eyes before replying.
I-im sorry. I'm sure I can do something else! Give me another chance and I won't disappoint you again!
>He asked her while his hands balls into fists and his heart beat a little more faster.
(back)
>>3419874
>tfw cucked by slime
>sprays Miku in energon
>you like this
>>3419891
Now thats a strange fella. Hello there.
>>3419878
Just what you think it means.
>>3419874
n-nothing..
>>3419821
(I don't remember how many of those I have...)
>>3419853
(You don't really need 'em, so long as you can write.)
>>3419857
Eh... hugs are nice, but not great for carnal release. I've never had a hug so good that I came~!
>>3419878
(Glad you liked it~! Male Tenryuu is cute as fuck too, and I fully intend to give hm more action later. I also make no promises on that last request...)
(...but I'll do my best~!)
>>3419891
>All 4 party members use Hatchet Man on Metal Slime
>>3419957
>RP where we hug until we cum when?
>>3419879
>Curls herself into the blanket, wrapping herself up in her sleep. Sleepy, comfy cocoon rib.
...
>>3419957
I can't type no matter how many people say I can.
>>3419957
>sweater and lacey panties spider
please leave so I can do things not related to staring at my computer
But really no rush, it'd be sweet. Just getting to play with you finally is great.
>>3419934
The rest of my day is booked most likely but I'll see if she can suck some dicks later tonight or tomorrow morning.
>>3419957
Oh well. Anyway i'll continue lurking. Have nice evening or what it is.
>>3419909
I-Is this what they call...NTR?
>>3419943
I want to hold a concert in dedication to all anons!!
>>3419891
You fuckhead, stand still so I can kill you!
>>3419979
(Whenever you want Uncle Dio~!)
>>3420006
(But you just typed that statement out perfectly.)
(Checkmate.)
>>3420017
(Awww, what if I want to stay and torment you~? In all seriousness I'm going to leave as soon as my food is done heating up.)
>>3420044
Not you too.
>>3420017
Literally always on the wrong schedule for you. Life is suffering, Cuteryuu.
>>3420041
Psst. That anon wants you to dedicate some feet to them.
>>3419806
>Kogure gasped with a bit of exaggeration as he felt the male's lips connect with his before giggling and kissing them back. His cheeks a lovely shade of red that matched his hair.
>>3420062
Accept it, uncle Dio.
>>3420044
>minutes from home, angry Lupin noises
I missed it perfectly, my life is suffering
>>3420064
Tell me your schedule fuckboy
>>3420044
Eat it up and think of shipboy semen
>>3420041
Why do you go marry yuruposter you love cucking me so much!
>>3420068
CAN YOU NOT?
>>3420062
Just accept it. It's best to just roll with it at this point. Roll with it Dio. Like a steel ball.
>>3420044
Knight to b7.
Checkmate.
If I were to have one final session (only one) before I receive my death penalty, I would have it with ________.
>>3420068
I should have known it was Silica. My senses are getting rusty.
>>3420099
MAYBE I WILL.
>>3420100
<3
>>3419827
I suppose that's how things must go in your world, therefore you were brought up with such a belief, but many of the people in my own world value many other things over currency.
Our worlds are so similar yet so, so different.
>>3419849
Silence. I do not recall such events transpiring.
(Dearie me. I'm flattered. I only used her once. I have no aversion to doing things privately but all I possess is a skype for RPing. Is that acceptable?)
>>3420086
>>3420104
Uncle Dio makes me sound old.
I don't want to be a DILF.
>>3420120
Rachel.
>>3420099
NEVER! I'M JUST GOING TO TEASE YOU WITH CUDDLING FOR ALL ETERNITY!
>He pats her head and starts laughing maniacally before running out of breath and coughing
>>3420120
Ryuko
>>3420120
That would be really depressing because i can imagine you wouldn't have any sexdrive at all because you know you was gonna die.
(Oh, food's done. Gotta go now thread, thanks for the fun time. Catch ya later!)
>>3420062
(You'll never escape it.)
>>3420088
(You'll get yours Lupin, just be patient.)
>>3420099
(That's the plan~!)
>>3420118
(Oi oi, don't remind me of how bad at chess I am!)
>>3420120
(Literally everyone.)
>>3420137
What's wrong with being a Dino I'd Like to Fuck?
>>3420120
Can I just have what's left over AFTER the death penalty?
>>3420137
On the other hand, you could be a skeletal DIL like me.
>>3420129
Miku!!!!
>>3420120
Yuruposter
>>3420120
Miku probably. Or Mika. I owe them a lot
>>3420158
were*
>>3420166
Enjoy your meal, I enjoyed what I read as always nui
>Lupin waves goodbye
>>3419957
>he nervously laughs, still red as a tomato.
h-haha, i can't say i have either. i'm sorry if my hugs aren't enough for you.
>>3420120
Kawai
I have much to repay.
>>3420194
>Shoves into a chest.
>>3420130
What is there to be valued over money? I decided long ago that I'd stop allowing people to step over me, and the only way to do that was to acquire wealth. Wealth is power in my world, and I find it hard to believe it's not the same in others as well.
>>3420171
Well, nothing.
I just don't wish to be called anyone's uncle.
>>3420172
>Rattles
>>3419897
(Do forgive me for missing this.)
>She smiles slightly and raises an eyebrow, amused at his newfound determination.
Oh? Second chance granted. What can you do for me then, servant?
>>3420129
It was all a setup!
>>3420120
Silica, Iowa, Misaki, Galko, Nui, Dio, Mechanon, Nakano, Mika, and both puppy anons all at once, one big show for everyone dear! No one said it wasn't allowed.
>>3420182
Yes~?
>>3420130
Then we will make new memories soon enough! Just you wait!
(Sure! I do have skype instaled as well. [email protected], add that one when you have time.)
>>3420147
What a baka
>>3420129
HMPH
>>3420166
Enjoy and have a good one; thanks again!
>>3420085
>He let his lips linger for a while longer before pulling them away with a light smack and returning his forehead to the succubus's. He smiled at the trap as his nose tickled against the other.
Hmm, Kogure-chan's lips taste really sweet.
>>3420305
That sounds wonderful, though I'd feel bad for Mechanon, since he'd be left in the corner and forced to take my leftovers.
>>3420302
>>3420362
Shots fired
>>3420362
Story of my life f a m
(Anyone interested in giving me their Discord? I get a bit lonely at times.)
>>3420350
But no, for real, every time you're leaving for work, I'm usually just getting home. When you're usually just coming on, I'm either leaving for work or at it. Eventually it'll happen one weekend Cuteryuu, but I'm in no rush.
Someone please comfort me. That EA conference was appalling.
>>3420302
Shut up and take it, nerd.
>>3420362
Damn, uncle Dio, you don't hold back.
>>3420350
And then we'll get a nice place and start a glasses collection!
>>3420305
You know what you're doing!
>>3420267
(Oh no problem. My mistake for not linking to your last post.)
>The male smiles at the new chances then thinks carefully again. There must be something she will like someone to do for her. But what?. He rubs his temple thinking and thinking before clicking his fingers and looking at her.
How about If I bring you something to eat miss...I could give you a massage as well so you can relax..I hope I can find a way to be useful somehow..
>>3420387
Count me out.
>>3420442
Why did you expect anything else from EA?
>>3420442
Kennyyyy!
I summon Chrysalis to the thread.
>>3420442
>cuddling intensifies
>>3420444
If you don't quit with the 'uncle' thing then I definitely won't be holding back any time soon.
>>3420486
My expectations were rock bottom. I expected some new stuff about SW and Andromeda and got FIFA campaign and stronk womyn xD
>>3420504
Hi.
>>3420237
If wealth is so powerful, why haven't I fallen for you as easily as the way you describe your wealth would have me believe?
>>3420326
I don't think I'd mind waiting forever.
(Added.)
>>3420451
>Rachel closes her eyes and brings a hand to her chin, pretending to ponder over his offerings to further tease him. After a few seconds, she reopens her eyes and talks in a bored tone.
I suppose those are acceptable. Do hurry, now.
>>3420473
Get on discord you silly, I'll be with you in a bit.
>>3420507
Is kinda early. Come back in a couple of hours I think
>>3420543
Love you Kennyyy
...What is this "e3", even? What is a nintendo?
>>3420420
Sounds like me with everyone else, that sucks.
Just let me know dumbass, I'll do whatever, I just overbook myself on weekend sometimes.
>>3420563
But I am going to the movies now, no fun.
>>3420542
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>>3420450
Yeah yeah, I know exactly what I'm doing~
>>3420358
The only sweet one here is you.
>Kogure pressed his lips to theirs again for another kiss. He caressed the man's back while enjoying the sweet embrace.
>>3420600
Alright then, some other time.
>>3420580
Can do, Cuteryuu! Ja ne!
>>3420560
Because you have 'self respect,' and 'pride.' Things most humans would give away for a high enough price.
That's why I've chosen to respect you as I do. You're one of the few, if any, that I consider my equal.
>>3420608
You're really just asking for me to tie you up, dangle you from the ceiling and fuck your brains out, aren't you?
>>3420573
Don't worry little thing, all you need is a good dick
>pets
>>3420560
>His eyes brighten a bit before nodding with a smile and running to the kitchen, plates and some crashes comes from the location as he was quickly gathering and preparing something for the girl to enjoy herself. Before bringingna plate with coffee and milk and then placing them in the little table in front of her.
H-here you go miss.. I hope is enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
>>3420691
Alright. I feel like it might be important for me though...
>She forgets about it amidst the petting, humming lightly as the anon played with her head between the headband bunny ears. Cute, she even had a tailplug to match.
>>3420735
>there will never be a Cory Baxter ERPer
Why even live?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10469428
>>3420613
>He wanted to protest like he usually does, but found his lips smothered again before he could get a word in. But he was happy to let it slip as he simply leaned back, wrapping his arms around the succubus even tighter, pressing their bodies together.
>Finally home and missed it all
Well... guess i need something new
>>3420813
How does it feel to be me?
>>3420829
Im just going to make a joke that i missed my chance to feel you to and let my cynical sarcasm speak as my well written reply while feeling dead inside, on another note your session was great
>>3420789
The president told there were some hot hot anime women here interested in some "deals".
Now what is an anime?
>>3420688
I'm sorry, subtlety isn't my strong suit.
What I meant was, tie me up so tight I can feel the rope burns as I struggle and fuck me so hard the shape of your cock is imprinted in my mind for the rest of my waking life.
Teehee!
>>3420858
Well I was just diving in since Nui did, wasn't really running an open house so you didn't miss anything on my end. But thanks.
>>3420688
I'm truly honored, dino boy. I, too, don't despise you either.
>>3420711
>As he presents the plate, Rachel frowns and crinkles her nose as soon as she catches a whiff of the coffee.
I despise coffee, servant. Do make some tea.
>She points to the kitchen, gesturing for him to return and try again to prepare something more to her liking.
>>3420573
That sudden realization where you finally remember an avatar's source. Sorry for lewding you with remembering, Ribbon-chan
>>3420809
>workout center ahead with 4 out of 6 votes
>>3420885
Oh I just read your session with Nui, thats what I was saying was great. I will take Tenryuu with Lupin again or Menryuu with one of my ladies one of these days.
>>3420901
>Despise coffee
Is it because it is a filthy Arab drink? Racist! RACIST!
>>3420870
Just your waking life? Of course not, that wouldn't be doing you service. I'll also have you dream of it, naturally.
I think I can make arrangements.
>>3420901
You're absolutely brimming with sarcasm today, dear Rachel.
Although it is a welcome relief to know that you don't hate me.
Perhaps one of these days we can have tea together in your mansion, hm?
>>3420901
>A nervous drop of sweet runs down his cheek again as she rejects the beverage. He nodded before picking up the plate and smiling at her
At your service miss. I'm sorry or my mistake.
>He apologized before coming back to the kitchen and starts to prepare some tea, looking at the plates to get them prepared to try again. After the tea is ready, he pours it in a cup and walks past the kitchen door and brings the plate with a cup of tea and biscuits for her liking.
H-how about this miss?
So how come you despisable human wastes haven't drunk everything under the sink cabinet yet?
It's more than appropriate at this point.
>>3420993
>Tosses an emp at your leg
>ha ha you can't walk any more now cripple
>>3420993
haven't drank, you used the wrong term fake vino
>>3420993
I come here for my sexual release because real women/children are a burden
>>3420913
It's fine, we can do more anyways.
>>3420811
>Kogure held onto the kiss for a long moment, keeping his lips locked with theirs, before hesitantly breaking it. He sighed again as he rubbed gay cheek against the man's while he hummed softly into their ear.
>>3421033
>that bit of panties sticking out
WEW BONER
>>3421025
This. In fact, I just graduated .10 points away from a silver tassel today. Your argument is invalid.
>>3420993
It just all kinda... falls through...
>The litch casually pokes at the space between his ribs
>>3420993
>inb4 memeposts because people can't accept that you're right
>>3421025
This is a pretty good way of putting it tbqh
The effort of courting women IRL takes too long unless you've got low expectations
Here you can fuck hot anime virgin babes with huge tits in less than an hour
>>3421025
Agreed.
Anime chicks beg for the cock actively and aren't greedy bitches
>>3420993
Vino
>>3421080
>that autistic attitude.
Fuck cosplayers.
Best of both worlds.
>>3421015
Nice prank bro.
>>3421021
Whatever mate I don't care. My point still stands.
You're all being a disgrace to society at this point and the only remedy is to just leave this place and just get outside.
It's not hard to get your life running and to see the light so you can actually be a functional member of soicety.
>>3421025
That's pretty wrong mate. How do you even expect to get a normal life going when you don't even want to deal with what life gives you.
You're probably just a shut-in and afraid to talk to the nearest person around you as you're scared to be rejected as you're a cuck.
>>3421065
Tough luck mate. Acid might help you.
>>3421069
Always the same shit mate, they just can't stand it.
>>3421107
Yeah?
>>3420964
It's because it smells and tastes repugnant.
>>3420970
Since you've proven to me that you aren't a completely unpleasant person... perhaps one day.
>>3420988
>Rachel patiently smiles as he returns the dreaded coffee to the kitchen. She watches him as he returns, tea in hand. As he places them on the table, she gives him a small smile to thank him.
Thank you, dear servant. This is much more to my liking.
>Rachel uncrosses her legs and leans forward, taking the teacup in her hand. She briefly inspects it, before taking an experimental sip. After taste testing the tea, she decided it was satisfactory and began sipping once more. In between sips, she spoke to him.
This is much better. This tea is quite acceptable.
>>3421124
>cuck
>using words you don't know the meaning of
>>3421160
Quit tempting me, lewd slut. Or I will get an erection
>>3421112
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3421135
I'm relieved to hear it, Rachel. I'm a bit curious, though, about something. When we first met, you knew what happened to me in my timeline, and how I was run over by a train.
How is it that you know that?
>>3421033
>After enjoying the succubus's long kiss, he keeps his tight hold on him and buries his face against his neck. Even here he could find soft, silky skin for his lips to caress, and he did so with light kisses and playful nibbles. He spoke without moving his head from the little devil's neck:
Hmm, how did a succubus like you get to be so cute and affectionate? You're supposed to be tempting me, y'know?
>>3421162
Cuck. Definition : you and pretty much everyone in here.
There we go.
>>3421234
The real Vino was much better at shitposting than you are :(
>>3421197
>Roling in pussy.
>Lazinessis the problem.
>Everyone wants your dick.
Holy shit, this is amazing.
I just found the most autistic prolly-won't-even-pass-the-bar law student of all time.
>>3421234
>has to shitpost to hide how wrong he is
Fuck off, Liquid Vino.
>>3421135
>He smiles at her when she finds his work acceptable. He claps a bit before nodding and speaking to her.
I'm glad you like it miss. I wonder if you wouldn't mind be to...brush your hair or give you a massage while you drink? I will try to not bother much...unless you have an idea for me after bringing you the tea?
>>3421135
Well I'm sure you taste terrible too
>>3421253
This. Either our Vino has been abducted or this discount version murdered him.
>>3421257
Probably, I dunno. I know it sounds conceited but I'm just tryna be realistic here. It's better to compliment yourself and admit your weaknesses than put yourself down all the time.
There's definitely millions upon millions of better and more attractive people than me out there, it's not like I'm saying I'm the best in the world.
But yeah Law fuckin sucks
>>3421267
>Liquid Vino
This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did.
>>3421310
>Law fuckin sucks
FUCK YOU! I am the Law!
zzzzz
>>3421349
O shit waddup
Hands up don't shoot
>>3421352
>Pulls blanket to tuck in the sleepy ship
>>3421352
>softly pets head
>>3421352
Zzzzzzz
>rattle
Zzzzzzz
>rattle
>>3421257
"Rolling in the pussy" that's meme level shit, nigga.
>>3421190
And we don't want that to happen, do we?
>>3421205
I'm not like every other succubus you know?
>Kogure giggled as the kisses on his sensitive neck tickled. He wiggled on top of the man while he enjoyed the sweet affection that made him blush and smile so much.
>>3421310
"admit your weaknesses"
>EVERYONE WANTS MY COCK. MY COCK JUNT DON'T WANT EVERYONE BACK.
>>3421352
>Diego takes notice of the shipgirl and walks over to her, kneeling down and poking her cheek with a singular fingertip.
Hey.
You really shouldn't sleep on the floor, it's bad for you.
>>3421379
>Diego takes notice of the skeleton and walks over to him, kneeling down and poking his cheekbone with a singular fingertip.
Hey.
You really shouldn't sleep on the floor, it's bad for you.
>>3421361
Down on the fuckin ground! You have the right to remain si-
*shoots you five times in the chest*
>>3421383
Too late
The erection already came
Sorry, it was your thighs and ass
>>3421395
Wew lad
That's a lot of words that just got shoved into my mouth
>>3421401
>Literally fucking dies
>>3421417
Well, I'm happy to tease and serve.
>>3421197
Dude, I like your RPing but that's some cringe, like, I'm still on your side, but don't even respond with something that legit looks like some autistic /b copypasta, ignore that dude.
>>3421400
>the tiny skeleton rolled over, sparing the raptor man a brief look from his dimly lit eye socket before curling up further and mumbling to him
M..max level...passive resistance...floor damage...
Zzzzzzzz
>>3421401
Judge Death says hi
>>3421448
Looks like this tyrannosaur
*puts on sunglasses*
got rex'd.
>>3421197
Such is a side effect of a phenomena from my world that I was immune to. The Continuum Shift caused an infinite amount of parallel possibilities of the world to occur over and over. During this phenomena, Takamagahara had not yet revoked my Observer status, therefore rendering me outside of the phenomena's effects but able to witness them. Thus, I've seen many parallel realities, identical to this one but varying in different ways each shift. I've seen your past, as well as your possible futures. The train was but one.
>>3421285
>Rachel closed her eyes and took a long sip of tea, savoring the flavor before reopening them and speaking frankly.
You may.
>As if she willed it with her words, a pitch black void appeared in his hand for a few seconds before shrinking out of existence, leaving a hairbrush in its stead.
>>3421459
Can you help me with this erection then?
>>3421461
Eh. I was half-joking anyway, but I don't see how admitting I'm decent with women is cringe. Maybe I worded it wrongly.
You guys are probably better than me at a lot of shit, I just pumped all my points into charisma and neglected everything else.
>>3421470
Since when is floor damage a thing?
I really ought to read the patch notes.
>>3421486
Ayy
>>3421383
>He grabbed the succubus tightly again and leaned all the way back, laying down flat on his back and pulling the trap down with him so that he was lying down on his stomach. True to his soft body, the boy felt light as a feather, and a cozy fit on his chest. He ceased his hug and reclined his own head into his hands, looking back up at the devil with a smile.
Ahh, yeah, but I already knew that. 'Cause there's no succubus alive as cute as you, right?
>>3421289
It's a shame you'll never find out.
>>3421549
>"Decent with women"
>In ERP thread nearly all day.
Pick one.
>>3421561
OH!--Oh wait...that was me...
>>3421578
At all times, all day, every day.
Geez, who do I gotta pester around here ta get some candy? It's so borin' here, yeah?
>>3421549
It's aight bro, just sounded like the women talk equivalent of the "graduated top of my class at the navy seals" copypasta.
>>3421600
Suck a dick and get some candy.
>>3421501
I see. And you're able to remember all of that? I'm surprised. That much must take a lot out of you.
I suppose that shows that 'fate' isn't a real thing though, doesn't it? If I have branching paths and different endings.. Then I must control my own fate.
Is that right?
>>3421578
We've gone in a circle, Anon.
I'm too lazy to go out.
>>3421597
Fuck fake anime women er'day up in this bitch.
>>3421610
Yeah, I can see where I fucked up my wordage.
I hate bragging about myself, I really do, I think it's a shitty thing to do. But I don't see a problem with admitting what I'm good at and what I'm shit at.
Two sides of a sensitive coin that's gotta be balanced. Put yourself down too much and you'll be depressed, but put yourself up too much and you become conceited.
I guess some people don't like that.
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3421501
>He looks at the black void on his hand, his eyes widen at first before realizing a hairbrush in his hand after disappearing. He smiles at her approval before walking closer to her. With his free hand, he gently picks up one of her blonde pigtails and starts to brush her. Running slowly and sighing at he softness of the golden locks against his touch
Amazing...so soft..
>>3421600
There's some in my pants, if you wanna fish it out.
>>3421643
For good reason.
Honeys, I'm home, and inexplicably not dead anymore. Funny how that works, right?
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
.My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
I had a girl at work a few months ago who was really in to me and my coworkers told me to ask her out. She was cute enough, but between my schedule and my overall energy problems, I just don't have the motivation for it, it would have wasted both of our time. Jerking off to anime girls is infinitely easier, and what real life time I got I spend with my best friend.
Anime pussy really is saikyo though, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>3421647
AND IT'S A PASTA.
Holy shit.
>>3421672
Well I mean.
What're you good at, Anon?
I'm sure there's something you can confidently say you're good at.
>>3421675
>Hugging intensifies
>>3421675
Are those horns? I don't want to be rude but are you a breed of a ram and a human...I have to say you have a good body as well
>>3421696
Yeah, dude, but you can be good at stuff you do, I can say I'm good at a game I play, not that I'm good at some sport or job I don't do and say I'm just lazy, it sounds like you're talking shit on everyone else.