HG Thread
Woop woop
>>3345732
>>3345783
kitter pls
>>3345789
Post more of that one comic? deal~
>>3345828
Huston, I don't know you but we have a problem.
>>3345828
Still got no idea what's going on here.
>>3345845
It's the sound of the police
>>3345787 (Little bro Laharl)
Bu we both have blue hair and scarfs...
I think we're like brothers, and it's not nice to call your older brother a freak.
>>3345845
DAS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
>>3345835(Purplematsu)
Oh come on, it's not that bad! We can always try again next time!
>>3345828
Nothing important must have happened with me.
>>3345741
Its still hard to swallow. You. YOU single handedly destroyed an entire fleet of...whatever you called them? Reach?
What kind of suit do you have!?
>>3345877
YOU'RE NOT MY OLDER BROTHER! So I can call you a freak all I want!
Sorry about that, I just realized that crop was fucked up. Here's the slide again.
>>3345889
There won't be a next time after this. I'm going to lay down and stay laying down until I die. It's the only thing someone like me can do.
When will you freaks stop following me?
POCKET SAND
>throws sand into everyone's eyes
>>3345911
>>3345911
Cool skills.
Time to lay down and die.
>>3345923
I see no problem here
>>3345923
I dont have any eyes, foolish human.
>>3345894
Its actually their own tech, Its called an Infiltrator or something?
Its kinda broken though...well not really, but its connection to the reach was severed.
It also happens to turn me into a walking military base, a walking ALIEN military base at that, Hell, I don't even think I've seen HALF of the stuff this thing can do.
>>3345875
Hello Bikko, I haven't seen you much lately, or maybe that's just what it feels like, anyway how are you?
>>3345898
Oh okay, how about you're my big brother?
>>3345911
I do not care for what you are.
>>3345923
Fuck.
Good night everyone, sorry to leaving the place without saying anything
>>3345911
Rooting The Player, because he is THE player
>>3345914
You don't have to make falling asleep sound so dramatic...
>>3345923
>covers eyes
Gah! What in the world!?
>>3345601
>sorry for the delay, I had to run an errand
Ah, they were... Marisa Kirisame, Mima, aaand Yuuka Kazami. Admittedly, at the time of reading this book I believed it to be a work of fiction.
>>3345732
Oh, it's you again.
>>3345875
Why you got such great taste?
>>3345958
OH SHIT
>>3345954
I have fallen.
Let's get this over with. I have a date today.
>>3345958
Welcome back, my lord.
>>3345958
What
>>3345959
I don't fall asleep. I'm always awake. There's no rest for the wicked, Sorry.
>>3345958
...Vader!? Hello and goodbye I suppose!
>>3345958
And they said you weren't gonna come back.
Good to see you again.
>>3345948
No. Being related to you in any family situation would make my skin crawl. You can be my vassal at most.
..fuck dysentry
>>3345958
rip the player
>>3345954
>>3345958
>>3345954
Looks like you still got it.
>>3345958
See ya mate. I need to leave too.
>>3345965
>No worries.
...That's exactly the same group, at that. And it was a group of "tourists", from Makai. Now this...this is strange.
>>3345911
I think you mean TANK SKILLS!
>>3345954
God...damn it.
>>3345977
Seriously, Marisa, talk to me, what the hell are you doing?
>>3345958
>Have a good night? Or are you back?
>>3345972
Get back up. It's not time to die yet. Leave that to me.
>>3345911
>his hand is too large to fit on her shoulder
I..uh, you get the idea.
>>3345945
So, in other words, you're a weaponized person. And everyone is fine with that? They call you a hero?
>>3345954
You're going to need something bigger to drop me int-
>is dropped into the ravine
>>3345958
VADER GAMES WHEN
>>3345958
Goodbye you lung disabled madman.
>>3345958
Havent seen you in a while~
>>3346000
Pretty shitty isn't it?
>>3346019
>Vader games
Dark Side Games mate. FTFY
>>3345958
Good night, my lord.
>>3345958
You're the best, Vader.
>>3345993
Aww, I'm not that bad am I? Come on I'm a good brother, I think...
*scratch sound*
D-d-d-dj Marisa bring it live from daz ze~…
>>3345958
Well I'll be damned, it's Vader, night mate.
>>3345954
>>3345958
>mfw trying to do a good comeback
>once again RNGesus betrays me
I already feel the curse again
>>3346006
Good luck you too
>>3345968
>>3345984
>>3345990
>>3345991
>>3345995
>>3346007
Thanks, haven't expected that many people at this hour, how are you right now?
>>3346019
Hopefully i can in June
>>3345958
G-GOOD NIGHT, MY FAVORITE OLDFAG
>>3345522
A pretty long story related with two troublemakers indirectly, someone would tell you like it was a Incident.
Unfortunately, I would like to tell you another day because I feel pretty tired.
Thanks for listening, sir.
I wish you a good night.
>>3345586
My, my.
You don't need to jump to any conclusions too quickly.
If I would have done that, it would have seem pretty obvious, don't you think?
At least from my point of view, I think that one must comprehend their behavior.
...Sorry for keeping this talk too long, but I'll need to rest.
I hope to meet you again someday, Mister.
>>3346011
Well yeah, I save people, and I beat up baddies, I'd say I fit the super hero description like a glove.
Aeiou (and sometimes y)
>>3345958
>>3346052
Hey que mas viejo? Meses sin verte!
>>3346044
The music's too loud. Turn it down before I kill you.
>>3346052
...What?
>>3346042
Vassal or pieces.
>>3346052
Surprised and happy
>>3346052
Vader...I...I'll miss you on the battlefield.
>Jasper
>>3346010
I have sustained heavy damage. I need to recover.
>When you nod off at the keyboard
I think that's about it for me tonight. Have a good night, everyone.
>>3346087
Thank you for the game, sir.
>>3346007
If you want to see the book in question you're welcome to it. You can keep it in fact, I've read through it a few time and I no longer have use for it.
It'd be safer for you to hold on to it anyway. It will wind up missing sooner or later if I continue to keep it.
>>3346044
You're embarrassing.
>>3346052
This isn't fucking Holo right?
>>3346044
Get out of here. Don't touch my mixer! I already prepared it for the homecoming and don't you dare ruin it!
>>3346056
Have a nice rest. I am about to leave myself.
>>3346058
No repercussions? Your government doesn't try to use your weapons? Nothing? You truly live in a wondrous society
>>3346101
No it's nowi.
>>3346053
oioi, are you Battlewagoon?
>>3346021
>>3346026
>>3346036
>>3346038
>>3346047
Sorry, too long, i'm fine, or at least fine to appear today and not in other days
>>3346087
Rooting Rice now
>>3346068
Yo bien hoy, unos problemas de internet y dinero alla, por eso no pude aparece en todo este tiempo, y tu?
>>3346096
Good night there.
>>3346092
You're overreacting. It wasn't even that bad. If I can survive dying, then so can you.
>>3346096
Try not to sleep too much.
OH SHIT HES LOOSE
>>3346087
Fraggin' pussies
>>3346074
Can I have a little while to think it over?
>>3346027
I want to kill you for the pun alone-
>>3346044
>>3346102
both of you are trash.
>>3346044
You're even more of an idiot than I remember.
>>3346096
Be seeing you.
>>3346097
That was the same incident that you were involved in...if you wouldn't mind, I suppose. This is definitely something worth investigating.
>>3346052
>Doing well, myself, beyond implausibly bad luck.
>What happened, anyways?
>>3345958
Farewell stranger
>>3346052
...Or not.
>How're you doing?
>>3346140
I think some would say I am not reacting enough.
>>3346117
Well I have worked with the JLI witch was Government controlled, so...kinda?
I mean c'mon, when you live on the same planet as Superman and Martin Man-hunter you kinda blow these things over.
>>3346143
OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!!
>He attempts to escape Radical Larry's pursuit, but is no match for such astounding speed and is cut down mercilessly.
>>3346162
>Martin Man-hunter
>I meant Martian Man-hunter
>Just fuck me right up
>>3346147
Sure, but the only right answer is to accept me as Overlord and be my vassal.
>>3346136
So what brings you back here? You wanna get back on the battlefield now? It'll take a lot to keep up with me anymore,Vader.
>Jasper
>>3346178
there wasn't supposed to be a picture attached, haha.........
>>3346148
Go back to your cage.
>The set is quite
>The fans have already left the arena
>The lights turn off and it is now bitch black
Silence...
>The overhead screen turns on and a familar tune starts playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgWXKjK0pE
>>3346181
>fucks you up
>>3346154
Speaking of that, are you capable of screaming? I don't think I've ever heard you scream...or sound happy...or anything.
>>3346136
Todavia aqui como puedes ver, nada que puedo irme. Ando jugando con avatares secretos y eso. Termino universidad este semestre y... ya no mucho que reportar. Genial verte otra ves!
Hello, everyone.
>>3346096
Farewell.
>>3346208
Hello there Patchouli~
>>3346202
>Moans fuckingly
>Dies fuckingly
>>3346149
>>3346154
Good here, just taking some tea because the night is so cold.
>>3346188
I think if things here are good enough, i will have more time in the games.
>>3346205
Gracias, podrias decirme todo lo que ha pasado en mi ausencia?
>>3346200
I don't want to see this. Someone call the bullet club
So hows everyone been?
>>3346221
OH FUCK, DID YOU JUST RIP MY AR-
My cum smells like prawn
>>3346208
Hm.
>>3346185
Eeeh... What's in it for me? I mean other then living.
>>3346162
I don't know who either of those people are. And a man that hunts people on Mars doesn't sound very heroic anyways.
>>3346231
Oh no...
OH GOD I KILLED HIM!
I DIDNT MEAN IT MAN
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
IT WAS JUST A PRANK
>>3346221
Take my power! And use it to crush the evil beings!
>>3346208
Patchouli, welcome back.
>She offers a brief wave
>>3346234
>Seriously, what happened
>>3346241
Depressed and anxious
>>3346241
>>3346259
>>3346244
How does it taste?
>>3346221
>>3346241
I've been okay.
>>3346244
Same.
>>3346241
Paranoid as usual
>>3346204
I do not believe I can. Even when in the prescience of an arthropod, my voice barely goes up an octave.
>>3346241
>Alright
>>3346208
...
>>3346208
Hello Ms. Patchouli! How are you this fine evening?
>>3346178
>Laughs at your misfortune
>>3346200
>The set is quite
Ugh.At this rate red monkey is going to be pissed.
>>3346208
hello whoever you are.
>>3346241
Pretty good in all honestly.
>>3346254
...Well my point is, aliens are uh, pretty common place where I'm from.
>>3346149
>Alice reaches for a satchel at her side and pulls out a book before quickly handing it to you and closing the satchel
That's the book. It has no author or foreword, the binding seemed quite new and the pages were fresh when I got it. Of course that isn't really the case any more because as I said I've read it a few times. Let me know if you learn anything...
>>3346208
Hello again Patchouli.
>>3346241
Awful just terrible
I wish for nothing more than a silent death
>>3346250
Obviously living and getting to see how great of an overlord I am!
>>3346274
>>3346234
It'd be nice to fight with you again. You by chance learn any new fighting techniques?
>Jasper
>>3346241
Pumping myself up to improve myself!
>>3346226
Maria. I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?
>>3346245
...Hm. Is that really all you had to contribute?
>>3346258
Rika, hello.
Doing the usual here?
>>3346257
>ahem
Hard at work, Sol?
>>3346277
..Kaito.
I've been... well, I've been away from here for a little.
>>3346284
? Oh! Well, if it isn't Alice.
I didn't know you came here too.
>>3346276
Can you at least try to scream? I want to hear it.
>>3346270
I won't taste my own cum
>>3346241
Won a contest
>>3346279
Th-thanks for the (You) monkey man. Makes me feel a little better about my blunder.
>>3346295
Been busy with quite a lot, but now I'm getting some free time again so yay~!
>>3346274
>>3346306
I double dog dare you to do it.
>>3346238
DUN. DUN. DUUUN. DUN.
>CHCHCHCHCHCHBUMM...
BLEKEKEKEE UPADUM
>The stage erupts as the man himself walks out into the ring, theme blaring as Cena takes a view of the seating and imagines a pay per view event crowd, seats filled to the brim.
>With a microphone in hand he walks down to the ring, pretending to give high fives to the roaring crowd and adoring fans, he then rolls into the ring getting ready to speak when the yells from the crowd subside.
>>3346295
What more is a useless sack of bones like me supposed to do, greet you with a smile and a peck on the cheek? You'd go insane if I did that.
>>3346258
Some money problems here, no internet for a time, and i was busy back then
>>3346208
Hello there
>>3346292
I wish i would have the time for that
>>3346241
Good, only with cold winds
>>3346298
I will try to. Ahem.
ah
>>3346295
Are you feeling well, Patchouli? We spoke last time you were here... Don't you remember?
>>3346323
I want to stick it maria's pooper
>>3346333
YESSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CJMOvAz_M
>>3346295
Ah! Patchouil. It is... um... a pleasure to see you out here. And yes, i'm trying my hardest right now.
>>3346283
Sooo, you're telling me, aliens act as heroes and actively protect everyone from other dangerous aliens? There's no way its that simple.
>>3346343
That's too bad! We'd have to spar sometime so you remember how fight.
>Jasper
>>3346290
Am I free to keep about my normal business?
>>3346295
I won't pry Patch, but you've come here to take a break and relax right?
>>3346314
>Oh man, that's accurate alright, the other nine didn't have a chance.
>>3346333
Oh man, I bet we will get some complicated poetry.
>>3346347
Put your back into it, Ram. It should sound something like this:
aaaah
>>3346284
>She takes it, examining the thing
The only way someone would be able to write about this is if they knew it, themself, I'd believe.... Would you say that there's any sort of bias towards anyone mentioned in it?
>>3346295
Getting horribly mauled? Essentially so. There's been an...interesting development, with a certain "complication" of mine.
>>3346343
>Aah, I hear you. Good to see you.
>>3346366
Unless I call on you. Yes.
>>3346359
Welll, Its not, I mean c'mon, when are things ever that simple, but uh, that's a lot of explaining, and I don't fully understand it myself.
>>3346234
No hay mucho que contar, gente se a hido, algunos han regresado. Kamina que era uno de los que hacia host bastante esta tomando un descanso y, hay una nueva "prom" para el sabado de la otra semana.
>>3346276
...Well?
>>3346279
Likewise, whatever you're supposed to be.
>>3346323
Good for you. No doubt you'll probably be enjoying your summer... having something planned and all that.
>>3346335
Not to mention I'd be instantly suspicious and horribly disgusted, so you made the right call.
>>3346343
...Hm? Oh. And a hello to you I guess.
>>3346348
Did we?
...this is concerning, I should have been able to remember that.
I wonder...
>she flips through the book in her hand
>>3346357
Yes, a pleasure to see you as well.
Your progress seems to be going smoothly...
>>3346366
Basically.
>>3346377
Is that so?
>>3346361
That would be fun, i can't wait for the next game after some weeks of absent.
>>3346377
Thanks
>>3346393
>Kamina
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHITPOSTERS AND HATERS LEAVE
>>3346370
I am attempting as hard as I can.
Ahhhhh
>>3346395
You are Patchouli. Am I correct?
Gibe cummees
>>3346395
Suspicious of what? I have nothing to hide. I'll tell you anything it is you need to know with all the honesty I have. If I ever did kiss you, it's because I meant it.
>>3346410
Aaaaaaaah!
>>3346395
Patchouli-san, Patchoooouli-san!
>>3346423
>ifunny
Hey guys it's real nigga hours...
Didn't know if you wanted to get turnt or something like that
>>3346373
Ow! Ow! W-Why am I leaving a cat to dress my wounds in the first place?
>>3346395
Thank you for your kind words Patchouil. Though, I would like to disagree on that front. My progress feels a little... lackluster. But anyways, today is special for a fact!
>>3346416
Hmmmm...
>>3346395
Well it's currently Winter for me because of where I live but I certainly will still enjoy it~
>>3346385
Hmmm... Could you not call me your vassal but something different, like maybe assistance?
>>3346395
I am at your disposal Ma'am, you may ask me for whatever you may require.
Shouldn't you all be asleep?
>>3346395
Alice decided to..."indefinitely borrow" a book from Marisa as a sort of retribution. And...it seems to detail the events of the last incident of 'my' timeline.
>>3346447
What?
>>3346377
Hmmm... I do not think so. From what I recall the book was written from a very impartial standpoint.
>>3346395
You wonder what exactly? Is something the matter?
>>3346460
Yes
>>3346456
No.
>>3346460
I don't sleep.
>>3346466
Winner next slide.
>>3346460
Probably.
>>3346466
>Starts sweating profusely
....Well, bottoms up!
>>3346393
Eso suena bien, tratare de ver si puedo host en esta semana.
>>3346460
I just arrived, so i can't sleep right now, not today at least.
>>3346466
RIP Rice, you deserved better
Rooting Flash now
>>3346475
Have you fucked a cat?
>>3346447
I want to get right fucked up.
>>3346426
I do not think I can go as high as you.
>>3346130
No, someone older
>>3346485
Nice! Voy tratar de estar por aqui cuando pase, buena suerte!
>>3346447
yeah ohkay
>secretly summons skeletons sfor stealth spoop shours
>>3346460
Yes.
>>3346480
B-Brother! I-I'm just uh, um... damn it!
Now wwe universe, I know we've had our ups and downs in the past. Hell there's been plenty of times you downright showed your anger while I was inside this ring day in and day out, right now I bet you're thinking to yourself: damn why can't this guy just go away." Well you just got your wish! However a new crowd will be watching me and rooting for me, the stakes are higher which also means the rewards are also higher. But I'll be back you can count on that. For now there's a place where they need a champ. And that place..
>Cena looks in the direction of a camera if this was live.
Is a place called HG
>Cena drops the microphone in the ring while theme starts up again and he walks away back behind stage.
>>3346486
Never in my life.
>>3346489
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
You're disappointing me, Ram. A girl like you should be able to break glass with her screams.
>>3346480
Congrats.
>>3346509
It's high noon
>>3346504
what the fuck
>>3346504
>IC Cenafag
All my yes.
>>3346509
Good job, Wiggins.
>>3346467
Hmh...so it likely wouldn't be one of the people that directly participated in the incident, probably more of an observer, like me...this really is just unusual.
>>3346460
Eh.
>>3346504
...Huh.
>>3346509
>>3346485
>Ouch, three for three.
>>3346504
>Implying you're not a faggot who deletes threads.
>>3346509
That Lumberjack wins too much.
>>3346410
That's right, I am.
Someone here must have said something about me... hopefully good, but it doesn't really matter either way.
And what did you want?
>>3346426
I don't want to know anything from you. What could I possibly ask about you?
>>3346431
....Tenryuu, right?
>>3346456
Tea, please. And find a good place to put these books down for me.
>>3346452
Winters can still have warm days. Well, whatever you do, it will probably be more than I will be doing.
>>3346450
Progress is progress... That said, I'm meaning to start coming here more, or at least trying to.
Do tell. What is so special about today for you?
>>3346465
Intriguing. I'll have to ask her....
And also, good job on her for getting such a book. I imagine Marisa's face right now...
>>3346467
It is probably nothing. An occasional slip of the mind.
>>3346505
Not yet.
>>3346509
I knew I shouldn't have left a little pet to treat my wounds... damn it!
>>3346496
Gracias, por estas horas podria ser
>>3346509
RNGesus you asshole
>>3346474
Honestly...? Come on you're nicer than that.
>>3346509
Congratulations Mr. Bear!
Thanks for hosting! It was a fun one!
>>3346504
dumbest crap I ever heard, and I hear Cole's commentary.
>>3346505
Hmph. I will attempt one more time.
>>3346530
Yes an ally told me about you. About how you changed her appearance.
>>3346526
Well, good job.
>>3346538
Your medicinal skills leave something to be desired, on the other hand.
>>3346548
Who are you again..?
>>3346097
And you have no friends.
>>3346530
T-That's not a lot of excitement coming from you huh? What are you up to? Still reading on the ugly past of a former naval warrior? Those war logs are nasty...
>>3346530
You could ask me to do anything. My life is now in your hands. I'm but your pawn.
>>3346533
I don't think I ever will, unless Yuel counts.
>>3346558
I'm ready...
Thanks for playing!
>>3346526
Congrats Wiggs, thanks for hosting.
>>3346530
Indeed it can.
>>3346530
Today is my birthday, Patchouil. That's why it's special too me.
>>3346559
H-Hey! I could've patched myself up with healing... but I didn't have enough mana.
>>3346526
>>3346578
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3346577
Who?
>>3346576
>Kisses Tenryuu's navel
>>3346530
She elected to pass it on to me. This...this raises so many questions.
>>3346574
And you tarnish Lady Mima's name with every act of foolishness.
>>3346526
Congrats, then. And thanks for the show.
>>3346566
The next money in the bank winner. You're just some nobody who will be stuck with crap the rest the rest of his life.
>>3346578
Hm. Thank you.
>>3346591
Exactly.
>>3346547
I'm really not that nice. You're making my skin crawl, I could call you servant instead.
>>3346578
Thanks again for picking up the roster
>>3346577
Ahem
https://youtu.be/6fagj6AZ8Jg?t=3m33s
>>3346480
Well now...
>>3346527
I have no way of knowing myself, perhaps you could shed some light on the situation? Let me know if you learn anything.
>>3346530
I see... You're right, it's nothing to concern yourself with then.
>>3346603
Favorite kind of porn?
>>3346593
>Slaps, sending you flying throught the window
Get lost, I'm trying to focus hee.
>>3346530
Yes Ma'am.
>Walks into the café to put on the tea kettle, and comes out hefting a table in one arm and a chair in the other and sets them up in front of her.
I hope this is fine for now Ms. Patchouli.
>>3346605
That's a little better, but I think butler suits me best, also my Café is open right now if you wanted something.
New game now, but not for hunger. Go find me this shit and see if we can get a bingo.
>>3346574
>more than twenty minutes later
You're operating on a different timestream, aren't you?
>>3346629
>Yukine's nudes
What?
>>3346629
>a spic
>>3346612
...That was pitiful.
>>3346621
Why're you asking me this?
>>3346558
Oh. ...Right, Elly. Well, it was just something I did to teach Kaito something. It's pretty trivial to do if you know how.
>>3346574
Marisa?
I should have known you would show up eventually...
>>3346583
...Ah, I had no idea! How embarrassing.... Happy birthday, Sol. I would give you something, but I don't really have anything I could call a "gift"...
>>3346576
No, I finished your logs just yesterday actually.
It was substantially long, and not particularly relevant to my current studies, but it did make for a good side read.
>>3346598
She's probably just bored of the thing.
So, did it shed any light on your situation?
>>3346627
>she stares at you for a second, then nods
It will do for now.
>>3346577
Get me a footrest for my chair then.
...Actually, you're going to be the footrest.
>>3346578
>thank you for hosting
>>3346612
I want to stick my fingers in Ram's ass.
>>3346672
Same.
>>3346663
>he bends down right before her
Yes ma'am...
>>3346629
>implying there are any of my nudes out there
if there were it would have been a bigger deal
and no one is getting my beautiful nudes
>>3346617
>She nods briefly
I'll see what I can do. Thanks again, then. By the way...would you happen to know a person by the name of Shanghai?
>>3346663
I haven't read through it yet, but she says she has a few times. This only makes me believe that there's someone else out there, that's already taken residence in Gensokyo again, that decided to write this.
>>3346663
It's fine... I haven't done anything special, and nobody has really celebrated it, or even mentioned it. Not at Avalon, and not out here.
>>3346663
Huh, at least my dark past was entertaining for someone, sometimes I just want to forget....
>>3346629
I am quite surprised I could go that high. I do not think I could do it again.
>>3346663
I see. I appreciate all you have done for Elly.
>>3346672
>>3346678
I would rather not get attacked like that again.
Say their name 3 times and they appear..
>>3346663
>Picks up her books and puts them on top of the table.
What are you researching this time?
>>3346629
>Sokka's Santa pic
got u senpai
>>3346629
How's this for a shitty winscreen?
>>3346716
biggie smalls
biggie smalls
biggie smalls
>>3346629
>a shitty winscreen
Which ones exactly? I never saw any of those
>>3346734
Mine exist for a reason.
>>3346725
>>3346660
Curious Anon is curious
>>3346748
OH SHIT IT'S RE-
>gets shot in the back of the head
>>3346755
I don't think you need to know what I get off to. That's...personal stuff.
>>3346689
My word...
You actually did it.
>she rests her feet on him and cracks open her book
I didn't think you'd actually stoop so low.
Well, you're certainly turning out to be exactly as I thought you would.
>>3346714
I was interested in instant transportation magic already, Elly was just a good excuse to keep working on it. Regardless, she's turning out better, so good for her.
>>3346705
You don't have to anymore, right? Free to enjoy yourself and... well, both of your eyes now.
>>3346693
Hm, maybe. It could be Akyu.
>>3346703
Really?
How rude. You are Empress, are you not? Shouldn't there be some big event for your birthday? I find the lack of one a little outrageous.
>>3346722
Oh, I'm not really researching anything too intensive. This is just a book about human dynamics and how bonds are formed.
>>3346714
>>3346660
I am a fool.
>>3346786
I am an Empress... but y'know, it's the usual.
>>3346693
A person? No. A doll? Yes.
Shangai is the name of a doll I created, why do you ask?
>>3346780
Sleep tight.
Thanks for the congrats earlier guys, and thanks to the host. 5 wins in 3 days, this is nuts.
>>3346583
>>3346703
That doesn't excuse it. Happy birthday, Sol.
>>3346780
Pfft, it's not that late.
>>3346786
I'd never heard of that person in the prior version of things. Supposedly, it's a very...impartial account. Curiouser and curiouser.
>>3346786
There's no going lower than the basement, ma'am. If anything you're giving my life meaning, which makes me feel sick...in a weird, pleasing way.
>>3346793
Yeah, there's no need to do that again. I'm surprised you could even get yourself to sound like a girl.
>>3346786
>>3346714
As for "better", it's actually rather reached it's peak. All is finally right in the world again.
>>3346693
Told you she's a doll.
we're never going to be done at this rate.
>>3346810
Thank you Rika.
>>3346834
Got my waifu chart
>>3346833
>Wakes up
>Smack you
I'm a navi, now be quiet it you idiot. Sleeping over here.
>>3346834
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>3346786
You even gave her a purpose. I did not think anyone would go that far for her.
>>3346780
It is an average night.
>>3346831
I am glad to hear that.
>>3346825
And I am surprised how manly you sound.
>>3346834
>>3346834
>>3346786
Would you like to hear a story from my home? I have a few sings that I know that are stories, but that's after I bring you your tea which...
>The tea kettle can be heard in the back of the kitchen.
well, off I go then..
>I walk into the kitchen and back out a while later carrying a platter with several things on it including the kettle a couple of tea cups and some sugars, I smile as I place a cup in front of her and fill it with a tea recipe of my own creation.
Now this might be a little sweet, it has some caramel in it.
>>3346834
I've got this on lockdown.
First one, 3d for the bingo with the waifu chart Souda posted
>>3346834
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
>>3346807
>>3346850
Well, there's been someone that's popped up here as of a few days ago by that name. According to her...the two of us worked together to create her. And...that'd be her over there, so keep your voice down, please.
>>3346833
There's nothing stopping a doll and a person from sharing the same name.
>>3346844
No worries. We should make a cake or something....
>>3346786
There are a few of other battlelogs, about fights I wasn't into. And yeah my left eye is alright, somehow I lost my sight on it again but that brutal scar is gone thanks to you!
>>3346834
>There's like three of them that could be used as my primary.
>>3346850
>Plays recording what Alice said.
>Doll plays over and over
What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of being right. Parsee 1. Doll 0.
>>3346834
Second, tricky drawing
ngw?
>>3346854
You do realize I'm a twenty three year old man, right? It's only natural I wouldn't sound like a kid anymore. Maybe I'd be better off with my kid voice...you know how people like younger looking guys nowadays, right? Maybe I'd get somewhere with it...
>>3346877
tricky didn't draw that
>>3346834
3rd, Buttfisto
>>3346875
...You're still an idiot. Idiot. Now going back to sleep.
>>3346867
>Goes to sleep.
>>3346834
4th, a thrown brick
I suppose I will host another time. The thread will come momentarily. Unless someone wants to make a new one.
>>3346885
Maybe they would find you cute then.
>>3346867
A cake? Why... sure thing!
>>3346897
Says the doll.
>>3346801
Tch. And you're telling me you don't mind that at all?
I, for one, find that ridiculous considering how hard you're working.
>>3346810
Heida no Akyu. She's a scholar of sorts, and has been recording the events in Gensokyo for a while now. I don't know if it's her... but she's a likely candidate.
>>3346831
Well, good.
>shrugs
>>3346854
Again, I wasn't aware I was helping her all that much. I was just in the right place at the right time. But she did help with my findings and now I can do that in the future if necessary.
>>3346825
I hope you don't ask me to start stomping on you all of the sudden.
>>3346868
Well, to be honest, I didn't know that my magic would go so far as to temporarily give you your sight back. A bit of a fluke with the spell's potency.
>>3346861
A story? Hm... Sure?
>she flips to another page, and takes some sugar to add into the tea. Once it's stirred in, she takes a sip
..Yes, that is definitely sweet...
>>3346867
Oh... Oh my.
It certainly seems to be similar to the dolls I make, but it isn't my creation. All my dolls are controlled by me, and that one seems to be sentient.
>>3346910
...This is getting depressing now. You're free to host another game.
>>3346834
I have the 2hu here
We bingo'd fellas. You know what you won? A new a game. Hit it ram!
>>3346834
helo it is i kamin
>>3346913
Go to sleep doll.
>>3346854
I'm afraid I'll not be very present at all here from now on, most likely, Miss Ramlethal.
>>3346920
I'm sorry that I never wound up using that room you had prepared for us, and that I never had the chance to whip your current gatekeeper's laziness out...but she's finally elected to give us a chance. I knew she was just agitated those paste few times!
I got bingo.
>>3346920
...I do whatever it is you ask of me. If it's to be your personal stomping ground, then so be it. I won't complain at all.
>>3346920
What would you rather hear, the white rabbit of Inaba or Susano'o?
>>3346943
Hello Elly!
>>3346920
We're rather strict with these types of things Patchouil. So, i'm sorry if it comes off as cruel.
>>3346929
>>3346925
With pleasure
>>3346960
>>3346960
>>3346960
>>3346946
the fuck are you doing jewman?
get the satelite
if you want to see me
talking on the net
I know the way you like it
get your credit card
cause I need no money
all I want to get is you baby