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hg thread
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>>3328927
Yeah, evidently....
>>3328932
>She gives a bit of a jolt
...Huh. Never seen anyone summon food of all things before. And really, it's not that big of a deal, considering I keep a stock of them....
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>>3328950
It just works. One of my 35 effects...
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You guis wanna ship?
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>>3328960
ok deal
>cody
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>>3328943
Thanks for the thread!
>>3328950
You don't need to sound so cold..
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>>3328960
Too bad. I'm already shipped with someone.
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>>3328954
"Effects"? Talk about convenient....
>She shrugs, and clambers out of her tank, dropping down
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>>3328966
I could just be messing with you too fool.
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>>3328970
>places the plate down next to you
I thought I told you about those.... The effects I gathered in my dreams?
>sigh
Well... in my dreams, there are certain things I could interact with. Some, when I touched them, filled me with a strange feeling related to it. I call them "Effects".
...My Chainsaw is one. So is the Bike.
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>>3328968
Look at me, I'm your ship now.
Call me Queen Anne
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>>3328960
I'll only sail with Haku.
>>3328976
You say that... But don't you want a title befitting such an amazing overlord?
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>>3328984
Tell me who to ship with again and I'll kill you.
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were we dead? or was 4chan dead?
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Are we back?
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4chan, You working?
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shhhhh
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>>3329012
4
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>>3328994
>WE LIVE AGAIN
Overlord is already fitting enough of a title.
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>>3329027
But aren't there other overlords? Unless you're fine with being just another overlord in a crowd...
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Well, that was annoying.
>>3328966
Don't I always?
>>3328980
>She shakes her head slightly
That's...a new one, to be certain.
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>>3329042
I'm already the Great Overlord Laharl, just my name should be enough to strike fear into other overlords hearts.
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>>3329045
.... That's not the point.
>>3329048
Who're you again...?
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>>3329050
I'll kill you!
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>>3329050
Well, I just mean it shouldn't be surprising.
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>>3329045
Well, it gave me something to do for a while. Dream worlds are big, and there's no telling what an effect can do to one.
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>>3329053
I won't end up anywhere if you do, unless purgatory takes machines.
>>3329058
You're as cold as the metal of your tank...
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>>3329064
Remember my threat to destroy every last little bit of you so you can't be rebuilt?
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>>3329064
Hey, it can get hot enough to cook food on!
>>3329062
You sure enjoy wreaking havoc, don't you...?
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>>3329067
That'd be way to much effort I'd say.
>>3329069
After you fire it... Or get it blown up..
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>>3329081
It'd only take a second actually.
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>>3329069
Not always.
I liked just walking around for the longest time. I'd have to show you my dream diary to explain it all, but the things my mind has come up with... it's surreal. And interesting to look at.
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>>3329081
Normally I just get dragged out the thing, you know.
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>>3329015
I saved this 4u
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>>3329088
But I have back-ups back home...
>>3329103
For someone with a tank that sure happens to you a lot huh?
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>>3329105
>The Nu52 Blue Beetle Run might've been shit
>But I'll be damned if that didn't get a chuckle out of me.
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>>3329090
Very...strange, indeed. Definitely worth a shot at some point.
>>3329113
That happens when I have the hatch open and I'm halfway out.
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>>3329113
Good luck finding your way back here fool.
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Do you guys want a shitty pastebin code game?
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>>3329122
Then just keep it closed Ms. I Like Fighting Fair.
>>3329144
My family is here, I could just ask them on finding the way back when they're at the lab..
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>>3329177
If you're willing
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>>3329177
yes
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>>3329179
Hey, this is as fair as it can get for a normal human...besides, I like looking at people when I talk to them.
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>>3329177
Yes please
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>>3329177
If you don't, nobody will.
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>>3329186
>>3329187
>>3329192
>>3329198
Guess this is happening then.

First 24 if you please.

I know most of your genders, but if it's confusing please just tell me so we can avoid the awkward conversation we have to have later on.
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>>3329186
P h a t
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>>3329207
Blue Beetle
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>>3329207
Maria and Harusame
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>>3329207
Vampy
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>>3329207
Cappy
>Female
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>>3329207
Matsuda
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>>3329207
Russia
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>>3329207
Overlord Laharl
>Thanks for hosting m8
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>>3329207
Rika
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>>3329207
King Kaito


>>3329188
I know you've told me before, but still..
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>>3329207
Rice
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>>3329207
Kaizuka Inaho
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>>3329207
Tanaka the Forbidden One
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>>3329207
AMD girl
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>>3329207
Lord Beerus
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>>3329207
Stocking
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>>3329207
Moonlight butterfly
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>>3329225
KITTENS ARE SO ANDROGYNOUS. MEOW ONCE FOR BOY, TWICE FOR GIRL.
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>>3329207
Iceberg-chan
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>>3329207
Haku the failure
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>>3329224
Well, my point still stands.
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>>3329207
Wendy
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>>3329207
Juri Han
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>>3329236
>meows
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4 more.

>>3329250
Thank you.
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>>3329207
Izaya Orihara
I'm genderfluid
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>>3329253
Darling-kun
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Windsor 17 yo. Did I make the right choice?
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>>3329253
Specter
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>>3329239
Stop that, and hey, I'm sorry.
>>3329242
>Sighs.
Yeah yeah, Ms. Honorable.
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>>3329253
Sanae Kochiya
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Check it.
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>>3329260
Huh? Oh...it's ok
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>>3329253
Eggman-kun
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>>3329272
I swear my pronouns hadn't better be zir and ze you little dragon shit.
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>>3329260
Hrmpf.
>>3329272
Let's get this show on the road.
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The Crimson Demon
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>>3329272
Swap please!
>>3329224
>>3329277
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>>3329272
Looks great.
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>>3329272
>>3329212
>>3329277
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>>3329272
Looks good Spike
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>>3329272
Here we go.
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>>3329273
How are you tonight Haku?
>>3329284
Oh jeez this treatment again..
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>>3329302
Tired, alone, sad, not drunk enough, depressed and feeling like a failure.
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>>3329302
I'm not really feeling super-talkative at the moment.
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>>3329285
>kissu
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Just a second, folks. I fucked up and have to reenter the roster.

Something about a word replacer I forgot to disable.
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>>3329307
Well I'm here with you, so you're not that alone, now how about we get to work with making you feel better.
>>3329317
Ah, want me to give you some space?
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>>3329321
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>>3329326
Take your time, my friend.
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>>3329332
If you wouldn't mind. Sorry, I guess.
>>3329326
Things happen, no biggie.
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>>3329285
>Throws rocks at
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>You get in an HG thread right after a host asks for tributes so now you have to wait for next game
Is there a worse feeling?
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>>3329326
Okay, I apologise profusely for the delay, ladies and gentlemen, I was disabling a word replacer I had enabled which made things terribly stupid.

If this is your first time riding Spike's Stolen Games Airlines, I'm going to apologise ahead of time for the length of the game, I like to commentate on every single event, because everyone is special here at Spike's Stolen Games.

With that out of the way, let's begin.

We have affection immediately being shown between Stocking and the shirtless man with the stick. This ship has already hit an Iceberg, but it shows no signs of sinking.

We got some runners. Some away from the cornucopia, some with lighters and rope, some just to hide somewhere safer, and some to the baths because they smell like a filthy monkey. We just have a lot of running.

Teamwork is always great, if All Dogs Go To Heaven hasn't already told you, the more you share, the more you're gonna get.

Vampy is preparing ahead of time for the sunlight setting her on fire. Smart strategy.

Beerus himself is fishing gear. Cats are good at that sort of thing.

Russia will probably drink it anyway, they're made of tougher stuff.

Already deeming herself a failure, Haku probably plans on filling that backpack with rocks and jumping into a nearby lake.

To no one's surprise, Hoshi wants to watch the world burn.
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>>3329357
I'd swap you in if I could
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>>3329361
>>3329358

It's too late.
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>>3329358
What can we say? We Russians have more tenacity than the average human.
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>>3329358
H-hey don't give her commentary like that!
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>>3329358
You see, I can be a good person if I want too...now how about a reward, for your life, I demand, lemme see, 20 King Sized Crunch bars, if you don't comply I will fucking murder you~.
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>>3329358
Jumping into a lake? Good idea, I want to drown in my sorrows
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>>3329374
Ah, we have someone that thinks alike!
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>>3329358
I don't trust either of them....
>Fuck, I'd almost forgotten about that movie.
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>>3329358
I promise slides won't be that slow ever again.

Haku failed at keeping her eye on someone. Rough start.

A slavemaster saw himself in the mirror, though was a slave, and locked himself up. But, as he was the slavemaster and had the key, he unlocked himself and ran away. God speed, slavemaster.

Stocking lost her shirtless man and starts searching for other possibilities.

Rika can't get a tank, so she's settling for the Roman equivalent: a stick with something pointy attached.

Tanaka has found a new specimen to observe and maybe breed if he has the time. I'm not referring to a Beetle, more the whole 'mexican' thing.

Russia and shirtless man understand the true value of machismo and spend the day cutting trees and other manly shit.

The kitten's napping. Cute.

Hoshi tries to get off the ride, but even the universe knows he'll never leave us.

Cappy's something. I don't know. Someone help me out here. I'm looking at this event and I just don't know what to say. Street Fighter woman's gonna beat people up I guess.

Maria can't catch butterflies.

Wendy is being chill and letting AMD girl live. Bigger fish to fry I guess.

Vampy goes for the eyes, but Izaya can now claim blindness as another one of zir privilege deductions and get more social justice points.

Beerus and Laharl don't know who's better at destroying planets. My money's on Beerus.

Eggman-kun is taken down by his one vice: trust.
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>>3329374
Please don't, I honestly couldn't handle such a thing.
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>>3329394
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>>3329394
Now, these slides are more for me than you. These are my breather slides, where I get to relax and not worry about how much time I'm taking to post slides even though I'm already worrying about how long it's taking me to post slides.

In any case, it's always sad to see the Dark Lord himself being removed from the game so early. Hopefully he'll do better next go around.
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>>3329394
Well, that is true. We Russians ARE the pinnacle of manliness.
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>>3329394
I don't have to scream for hours on end just to throw a meteor.
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>>3329400
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Give me a cartoon ava to play.
Bonus points if it's from a series of that hasn't been represented already.
And no, Anime doesn't count.
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>>3329394
Fucking patriarchy vampires.
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>>3329416
Bloo or Mac from Foster's Home
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>>3329416
Rick
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>>3329416
Naruto
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>>3329416
Terry Mcginnis
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>>3329416
tweety bird
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>>3329416
Brother Ken
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>>3329394
A phalanx is better than nothing...provided I can hire some other people.
...Oh, crap, I'm going to need to get physical, aren't I?
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>>3329431
>Bullies
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>>3329416
One of the Eds
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>>3329408
>>3329400
On with the show.

Specter is starting to realise that he's too little to do anything of any real value. I may be projecting here, but he can't expect to win the girl when he's that short, purple, and covered in scales, it just can't be done.

No one ever expects the butterfly, and Matsuda never expected his butt to be seen as fly by the butterfly. That was clunky as a broken scooter, but let's just keep rolling with it.

Laharl meets someone of equal edge, and at his height he fits right into that window of opportunity, but then again he's too small, purple, bookish, and generally dragon-like to make it with a woman like that.

Izaya has the ability to go into any bath zi likes, so this exchange is made very possible. Plus, after that incident in the city with Mr. Bones and all that, Rika was looking for her next wild ride.

Blue Beetle sings Little Spanish Flea.

Shirtless man and AMD girl watch a show together. Shirtless man gives it a wrist up, but AMD girl seems to give it a thumbs down.

Russia once again proving he has the guts to be in a blood pact with a succubus and a God. Damn, they make 'em hard over there.

Haku, you have to fill the bag with rocks first. Your body is gonna float otherwise.

Vampy now no longer has any sort of sun protection. This is a worry.

Cappy is giving Hoshi a hand with his wrist scars.

Stocking, that is not your shirtless man, but I guess this'll have to do for now.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. That's what you sound like.

Wendy tried to saw wood, and it didn't turn out so well.

A young slave boy sees himself as a master type, and buys himself out of slavery. Then he masturbates. A lot.
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>>3329452
I'm not a dragon or interested in any of the hideous chested women here!
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>>3329452
We Russians are so powerful not even Busby's Chair can kill us!
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>>3329423
Boo's already been done, but I could easily do Wilt.
>>3329424
Rick's bee played too, I'm trying to fag characters that haven't already been fagged. Unless I'm not thinking about the same Rick.
>>3329428
I don't think I could do him justice.
>>3329429
See above.
>>3329432
Who?
>>3329447
Someone's already done all of them, however, I could do Rolf or Kevin.
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>>3329397
>is already placing heavy rocks in a backpack
Huh?

>>3329380
You want to kill yourself also?

>>3329416
I'd feel bad if I named all my literal who childhood cattoons.

>>3329452
I can't even kill myself...
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>>3329416
Something from ChalkZone
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>>3329452
I AM NOT!
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>>3329462
>Grabs her wrist gently to stop her.
Haku why do you feel the need to do this?
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>>3329452
Oh yeah, the only real reason I wear a shitty wig and a dress and claim to be other genders.
Bathroom sex.
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>>3329452
Oh, God, I was so much faster last time.

Tanaka prays for a way out of this relationship with Stocking.

Rika sees her reflection and after what she did with Izaya in the baths, she decides she wants to become someone new entirely.

Shirtless man also prays for a way out of his relationship with Stocking. Something's off with that girl, I swear.

Kitty's got claws.

Stocking overhears two boys talking in the distance, and although she can't hear much apart from the odd 'Taco burrito', it's safe to assume they're talking about how they don't want to be in a relationship with Stocking.

Matsuda can't take the bantz.

Haku, seriously, all you have to do is keep an eye on them. I think you're not even trying.

OKAY. We now know what kind of person Cappy is. Maria's favourite type of person.

Specter tags along with MANLIEST MAN OF ALL TIME: PAPA RUSSIA, and takes out a genderfluid blind person, a chill redhead, and the King of HG. Not sure if that's impressive or not. Might be a hate crime.

Vampy tries to hug the butterfly, but, as she has no clothes, the butterfly greatly misunderstands the situation, and she gets the ol' zombie treatment.

As for Beerus, well, you know how cats deal with wounds. Just let that sink in.
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>>3329461
>A guy from a NZ TV show. Pretty obscure, if you ask me.
>>3329462
Nyet, I drink myself into oblivion everyday to cope with the aftermath of World War Two. However, your statement holds ground too.
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>>3329444
Do you not know what yamero means, fool?
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>>3329485
Second breather slide. I'm going a lot slower than I usually do. I apologise again.
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>>3329485
Why do these things keep happening to me...?
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>>3329462
Just ask it, who knows; maybe I have heard of it.
>>3329466
Haven't seen that show in years, so it would give me a good excuse to rewatch it.
>>3329486
Can you post a pic of him or the name of the show?

The more I think about it, I would kinda like to fag Mojo Jojo or the Professor, might be fun.
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>>3329496
it's all good, spike
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>>3329496
It's fine, my friend. Take your time.
>>3329485
MOTHER RUSSIA'S COMING TO TOWN, BITCHES. HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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>>3329502
>tfw was about to suggest the professor
are you me?
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>>3329502
>Sorry for the bad quality: when I say obscure, I mean obscure.
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>>3329496
Something tells me Haku is off key. I'm almost positive she is.

Specter is big into selfcest, apparently.

Beerus doesn't understand why people keeping thinking he's Egyptian. Pro tip: it's the outfit.

Speaking of Egyptians, we now have segues, Juri doesn't think too highly of the best type of sand niggers. Racist.

Deciding that Stocking really needs to get laid, the mexican, the guy with low self esteem, and Maria's favourite rapist, get together and take one for the team. Good on 'em.

Gundam found a new friend.

And the butterfly is a HUGE COWARD. LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND.

>>3329499
Keep asking yourself that, but do you have to get so dramatic?
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>>3329508
Maybe I am.
>>3329510
Is it actually any good?
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>>3329520
If you like Polynesian humour, yes. I'd say it is.
A bit mature for its artstyle, but it's good.
>>3329516
NYET NYET NYET NYET NYET
So what now?
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>>3329516
SHUT UP! Do you know how often I get defiled in these things??
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>>3329516
After being shown the error of her racist, racist ways by the mirror, Juri tries and fails to off herself, while the mirror goes off in search of new people to force into introspection.

Once again: THE BUTTERFLY IS A HUGE COWARD. But we do get a showdown between Supreme Overlord of Ice and Overlord Laharl, and sorry to say it, Planet destroyer, you can't handle the hair or the hamsters.

After crying for a bit, Rika's already ready to turn her nose up at other people, looks like we know where the mirror needs to go.

Haku, I'm surprised at you. You actually managed to do something right. It was horrible, and Beerus obviously wasn't paying much attention, but good job.

You know how cats treat wounds. Bueno.

After he didn't perform to her satisfaction, Stocking has a theory about Matsuda.

Shirtless man isn't Cappy's type. Too willing.

I'm not at all surprised that the monkey doesn't like the French.

AMD girl somehow found the forums where NVIDA fanboys are going to hurt her very badly.

Maria and Harusame miss the rape dungeon.
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>>3329527
>If you like Polynesian humour
I have no idea what that is.
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>>3329492
Oh I know, I just didn't hear a please.
>>3329496
I'm triggered that you're triggered.
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>>3329532
I take out my frustrations with hostility and on occasion sarcasm.
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>>3329532
Shut it dragon! You and I both know this place doesn't allow for us to use our powers.
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>>3329538
An arch-wizard like me won't beg an aggressor to cease her assaults.
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>>3329534
Oh wait, Polynesian humour isn't huge in other countries... I'd say give one episode a try, and if you don't like it that's fine.
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>>3329541
Possibly the lamest thing about the arena, but to be fair; that would mean Beerus would have more wins than Eggman-kun at this point, and that's just not fun
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>>3329532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yOZEiHLuVU

GLADIATOR TIME.

AMD girl knows she can't handle that many moving people without overheating, so she stays out of this one.

Gundam starts with the man in the mirror, and asks him to change his ways of being alive.

Matsuda gets back at Stocking's horrendous accusations by killing her love interest.

Stocking doesn't like bugs at all. Or mexicans. Or people who raped her. I don't know anymore. There's probably a metaphor in here if I want to take the time to make it.

Rikka isn't up for the fight, she's too busy taking out her frustrations with hostility and occasional sarcasm against the other spectators.

The cat doesn't need to fight. It's a cat.

Okay, Haku, I'm sorry for saying you were a failure. Please calm down.

Lion > Monkey

Lion > Everything.
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I'm way to tired now... yeah! That's why I lost.

I'm going to take a nap and when I get back I'll show you all why I'm the Overlord!
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I bet five bottles of vodka that Haku's going to win!
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>>3329556
Goodnight overlord Laharl, rest well.
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>>3329552
Third breather slide.

Jeez, this is pretty bad. My bad.

I posted entry an hour ago. Feels longer.
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>>3329548
I'll try it, but I think I'm definitely going to fag Mojo Jojo or the Professor.

Or both.
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>>3329566
The Dangans understand each other's pain.

Haku, you can't even beg for death right. I'm taking back the good job I gave you. You're doing badly. Bad Haku. Bad.

Rika is back at it again with the sex. Is that all you think about? Poor AMD girl.

Rice licks himself.
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>>3329566
RUSSIA BEST COUNTRY
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>>3329552
I'm just not crazy enough to fight those things on foot.
>>3329573
WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?!
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>>3329573
I want a Feast. I want a Bean Feast.

Gundam doesn't want any of that.

Stocking doesn't want any of that.

Haku probably wanted some of that but couldn't get there because she's just the worst.

Rika can't get laid, so she doesn't want any of that.

Kitten on Computer card mascot: cat doesn't care enough to fight it out.

Matsuda was there to help Gundam, but no one was there to help Matsuda when he needed it most.
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>>3329546
Well hit me with more magic then, we both saw how that went last time.
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>>3329552
Of course it was lions.
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>>3329589
I don't WANT to "get laid"!
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>>3329589
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>>3329589
Now, I don't know about you, but when a cat, which doesn't have opposable thumbs, creates a slingshot and plans to use it, I get worried.

Stocking is trying to learn AMD girl's secret to attracting men to her, and sex crazed tank girls.

Haku. LOOK. LOOK AT THINGS. YOU HAVE EYES. USE YOUR EYES TO OBSERVE YOUR SURROUNDINGS. THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.

Rika finds that there are plenty of fish in the sea. See? Told you we'd find some metaphors.
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I still bet Haku's gonna win this round!
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>>3329601
It's okay little one, there's always next time...
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>>3329604
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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>>3329607
>smooch
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>>3329609
Haku, it didn't work the first time you did it, why would it work this time? Have you improved your begging for death technique? I highly doubt you have.

Rika wonders if Mr. Bones is out there somewhere, thinking about her too. She's going to deny it, but we all know that's what she's thinking. The host said so, so it must be true.

Gundam has forgotten everything he knew about Stocking.

This cat is up to something. Or he's already gotten up to something. This cat knows something we don't.
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>>3329604
Why do you insist on doing this to me!?
>>3329618
I'D RATHER DIE!
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>>3329612
H-hey... Honestly there isn't a reason for that.
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>>3329618
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>>3329618
AMD girl finally says "No" to Rika's sexual advances. You go, girl.

Seriously, Stocking, keep an eye on that cat.

Okay, now Gundam remembers what he knows about Stocking. Good call.

Haku thinks about her home, which I'm sure also thinks she's just the worst.
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>>3329595
I won't even ask how you managed to survive such a torrent of energy exploding in your proximity.
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>>3329629
No deaths. Woo.
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>>3329629
Hey! We all like Haku back home..
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Eyo i gots a question

Are any of yall actually attached to your ava?
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>>3329629
They never wanted me there anyway..
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>>3329642
Haku, your life is a Roman tragedy.

Gundam manages to cripple AMD's already limited strength.

Rika's having that whole revelation thing again. Let's just let her work it out on her own.

Cat, do you want to test this by destroying it?
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>>3329642
You're doing fine with Sunset but don't obsess so much over it.

>>3329647
if my ava wanted to hang out with me , I would
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>>3329629
Stop, just...stop.
>>3329652
>Inarticulate blubbering
>>3329647
>I like all of mine, though Nu least of them all
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>>3329652
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>>3329641
I want to marry you.
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>>3329652
Well, it seems like every single person in the Arena wants Haku dead.

Even Haku. But, Haku can't get that one little thing right.
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>>3329647
Regardless of thier success, I have a love for them as I would have for a close family member.
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>>3329647
>Attached is a strong term
>But in a way, I guess?
>Namely Stocking and Blue Beetle, because Mains.
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>>3329668
Someone die, please.
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>>3329648
What home are you thinking of? Because we all like you back home, you always have a place.
>>3329647
>I used Hazama but I don't like acting out of my comfort zone, so that's why I like using Kaito, I'm not much of a dick aside from the occasional sarcastic comment.
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>>3329668
Why can't I just end it all...someone please kill me
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>>3329647
Only for the ones that suffer.
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>>3329641
It's a good thing I did though, otherwise you would have been left face in the dirt huh?
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>>3329647
I guess so, I try to play characters that I actually enjoy.
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>>3329667
The Crimson Demon is not up for marriage! Begone, suitor!
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>>3329647
>I guess.
>>3329641
To put it in laymans terms, "your magic a shit."
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>>3329678
Haku. Haku what are you doing. Haku I was disappointed in you before, but now I'm speechless.

Rika, I've given you a lot of shit this game, but now you've given it right back.

Stocking thinks she can hop on the bike that everyone else has already ridden as a last resort.

Speaking of Stocking, Gundam's still suffering from that gang rape.
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>>3329684
The results would have been the same. You did not come to my aid when that wench began choking me.
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>>3329647
I sexually identify as my avatar
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>>3329696
Gundam knows better than to engage in that sort of breeding. Although I doubt that water's very clean now.

Haku, look what you've done. You've set the cat off on a rampage, now AMD girl is suffering the consequences.

Stocking, after a long game of debauchery, you finally found Jesus.
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>>3329696
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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>>3329704
I regret everything.
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>>3329702
Izaya pls
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>>3329694
I do not care for a fledgling's words.
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>>3329704
Haku's going to win!
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>>3329699
Because by the time I'd tried to intervene shed already dropped you.
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>>3329704
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>>3329712
Good because I'm not a fledgling
>>3329704
GO RICE!!
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>>3329708
Stocking, you just found Jesus and you're already being lewd again.

Haku, what did you do to this cat? This cat is scaring me, Haku.

DON'T YOU DARE. NO. AFTER ALL OF THIS DON'T YOU DARE STARTING GETTING OPTIMISTIC.
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Meat
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>>3329672
>not attached to monster puspus slayer
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>>3329711
not even Izaya lmao
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Meat.
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>>3329724
Haku, please, don't. Come on, you were doing fine. Just- Look, I'll make you a deal. Be less terrible, and I'll be less mean. Deal? Deal.

Stocking can't live with the guilt of holding hands outside of wedlock, so she does the only honorable thing she can. Unfortunately, now the cat has a taste for human blood, and we're all doomed.

Gundam basks in the afterglow of hand holding.
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>>3329724
Either Haku, or at least Rice, I believe in them.
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>>3329724
What if I told you, that its jesus that made her lewd,
After all it is "What would jesus DO?"
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>>3329724
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>>3329708
Ofcourse AMD girl lost, she has no drivers
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>>3329718
And you didn't go to catch me? Truly you are not worthy of being my underling.
>>3329723
You are an albino abomination with a missing eye, you may as well be an abomination tenfold.
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>>3329731
>I like using him, but c'mon, he's nowhere near as fun to play as Top Spic and Fatass Mc Goth-Tits.
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>>3329738
We're heading down a dark road.
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>>3329738
I just don't know anymore...
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Haku, I'm betting vodka on you, you need to win this for me!
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>>3329750
Gundam realises the mess he's in, but the Patriarchy won't let him express that fear.

Haku once again can't keep an eye on her things. She really should've seen this coming.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
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>>3329745
First off, I'm a monkey not an abomination, second thats just my hair getting in the way.
Third you really dont go out much do you?
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>>3329741
There there little guy, things will be fine in time..
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>>3329761
Haku, don't anger it. Even if it wants little boys, just surrender the little boys and move on. That thing is not going to be stopped.

GUNDAM, YOU COWARD, YOU KNEW THAT WAS POISONED, DIDN'T YOU?
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>>3329761
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Haha
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>>3329768
Real talk for a second here. I'm scared of what's behind this curtain. I haven't looked at the next slide yet, and I don't know which outcome I'm more frightened of.

The cat fulfilling his conquest of Rome, or Haku somehow winning after that terrible performance.
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>>3329768
I want to eat rice.

Oh, and Haku.
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>>3329768
Rooting for that fucking cat.
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>>3329773
You've got to be shitting me.
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>>3329790
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
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>>3329790
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>>3329790
Poor little guy..
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>>3329780
>>3329790
FUCKING JINX
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>>3329790
I knew it.
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>>3329790
Haku, you're just. Look. I don't know how to say this. You're just the best thing ever. Great job, champ.
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>>3329792
>Pets the kitten and gives it milk.
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>>3329745
Cut me some slack.
I'm not miracle worker.
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>>3329798
Spasibo for hosting, and congrats to Haku!
Now I get my Vodka back! YES!
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>>3329798
I didn't deserve this...I should've tried harder to kill myself
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>>3329790
Yesssssss
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>>3329754
Congratulations Haku, you did good.
>>3329798
Thanks for hosting Spike, it was a fun one, really nice commentary as well!
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>>3329798
Thanks for sticking around for this hour and a half long snorefest.

Thanks for playing everybody, I'll just go ahead and make that winscreen and if you could go ahead and not tell Sunset what the game was originally called, that'd be fantastic.

In the meantime: have a great song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USbxZ6MfE70
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>>3329800
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>>3329798
Congratulations, failure
>>3329806
Thanks for hosting, Spike
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>>3329800
I want to taste Maria's milk
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>>3329798
Congrats, Haku. Thanks for the show.
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>>3329798
Thanks for hosting mate.
May the Mundo gods be with you.
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>>3329807
>Pets the kitten more
So damn adorable!
>>3329813
>Smacks you across the face with an empty milk body.
You don't get none of these milkshakes!
>>
>>3329791
>>3329802
>>3329805
>>3329811
>>3329814
I'll get to killing myself now

>>3329806
Thank you for hosting. Sorry that I won instead of someone more deserving.
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Watcha listening to, HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW26pwMDUHA
Don't normally like country-style music but Galaxy 2 somehow made it good.
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>>3329827
Hey Haku, can I ask you something?
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>>3329827
Don't be like that.
>>3329829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_yae7k1iEU
>Still got a think for 70s and 80s mecha lately
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>>3329829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
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>>3329827
Here's your winscreen. Sorry about the banter during the game. Honestly, I hate how douchey I get when I'm posting slides.
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>>3329829
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_thpTpNaw
Oh god, I don't know how to feel about this...
>>
>>3329836
>opening pill bottles
Yeah?

>>3329838
Too late.

>>3329845
Your commentary was excellent. Especially with describing my failures. Thank you for hosting again
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>>3329829
This popped up in recommended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3tn42Nwj0E
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>>3329791
>>3329802
>>3329805
>>3329811
>>3329814
>>3329815
>>3329827
>>3329852
You guys are great. I hope a real host shows up to give you guys more fun soon.
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>>3329852
...I got the feelig that any attempt to subvert that attitude's gonna be met with an impenetrable wall of self-loathing and refusal.
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>>3329852
>Sighs and grabs them away from her.
You don't like your voice right? Then why do you still sing?
>>
>>3329863
>real host
But you did pretty good. I would qualify you as a real host.
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>>3329873
But it wasn't my code.
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Would you a Captain Price girl?
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>>3329872
To make others look better. That is if they ever let me in for a recording session.

>>3329871
That is absolutely true.

>>3329863
You did great, unlike me.
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>>3329878
So?
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>>3329884
>Smiles at her.
Haku, do you know what I am?
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>>3329863
You were a pretty great host for my first time!
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>>3329878
You're not the only one who uses other codes you know.
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>>3329887
So, in the current climate of HG, having your own code is a big deal, or at least a code that's unique to you.

Like Ram and her Value/Dedede games while Erica and Dedede are gone.

Plus, regularity, speed, and winscreen quality are all things too. I ain't got that down just yet. Plus, all the real hosts keep track of how many games they host and stuff.

>>3329898
This is like my seventh, though. I do it really irregularly.
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>>3329902
The fact that you give some actual commentary makes you better than most.
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>>3329893
A guy who keeps boozes and ice cream in his freezer.
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>>3329901
That movie was great. A lot of people hate it.

Anyway, I'm a dead hours once in a while filler slide poster. And that is what I will remain until I get my act together.

>>3329906
I have a bad habit of commentating too much, though. I keep implying characters' intentions instead of letting them respond themselves. That's a no-no.
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>>3329764
Nonsense, a monkey is even worse than an abomination! I shall cage you and sell you to the nearest circus!

>>3329801
You're not an anything worker. You're a construction worker at best.
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>>3329908
Yes that, but I'm also the first one of us considered a failure, I just thought that you should know you can be happy as a failure.
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>>3329911
Most people don't even respond to the games, and I don't think anyone actually minded it.
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>>3329923
Still a bad habit. And plus I wouldn't be able to keep up this pace with more than a 24. Commentating every event already takes more time than it should.
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>>3329912
...What part of me makes you think I'm a construction worker?
I look nothing like one.
>>3329926
Shush, You're a good host anyways mate.
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>>>/b/688487286
>>>/b/688487286
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>>3329926
You're really beating yourself up too much man, you were fine.
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>>3329930
I was calling you simple, fool. A construction worker is something anyone can be. Specialized jobs actually require talent.
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>>3329923
Atleast a few replied to his games. Commentary makes it easier for people to respond for some reason
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>>3329930
I reserve the right to be my own harshest critic.

>>3329934
I'm not trying to beat myself up, just not gonna equate myself to the guys who put real blood, sweat, and tears into their games.
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>>3329926
Other then the constant dissing of Haku...That was pretty enjoyable, and I wasn't even in it.
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>>3329938
Maybe it's because no commentary makes it seem like the host doesn't give a shit about the games.
And when the host doesn't even care, why should anyone else?
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>>3329935
So your specialized jobs a mage right?
I'm guessing most with these specialized jobs don't pass out after doing them once huh?
>>3329940
Thats fine, But you did well mane.
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>>3329940
Real honest to good hosts are a minority here.
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>>3329947
>makes it seem like the host doesn't give a shit about the games.
I seriously hope you retards don't think this. I don't host multiple games a day for retards to think I don't give a shit.
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Hosts only wants attention
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>>3329952
Thanks, gender-neutral equivalent to mate.

>>3329956
Honestly, I consider most hosts who host consistently to be good. They give us games to enjoy. The commentary and everything else is gravy.
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>>3329942
Glad you enjoyed it, mate. Good on you for swapping in Eggman-kun. Real nice of you.

>Spike
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>>3329972
>>3329972
>>3329972
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>>3329959
I sure as hell don't, the only times I don't reply to a game is when I'm dead or not in it, and even then I don't always do that.
When I don't reply to slides while I'm still in it's when I'm not here. I've never ever ignored the host while talking to someone, and anyone who does that is fucking shitty, no matter what.
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