Inanimate Objects Thread

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>>3230059

>>3230059

Are this like, Japanese filled pancakes?

>>3230059
i never thought that i would want to stick my dick in a pancake.

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THIS IS NOW A THICC OBJECT THREAD
POST THICC INANIMATE OBJECTS

>>3230221

pancakes cooked in a rice cooker, you can do it yourself aunt jemima will work or you can look up japanse pancake recipe with rice flour and even more sugar than america

ps probably better to fuck than eat, japanese food like nice and that is all

>inb4 Speedy posts his autistic Shopkins porn

>You will never be a sexy plump pancake or leggy carrot

>>3230059
>tfw someone cooked these and fucked them on /trash/ but I forgot to save the pics

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>>3235046
A bit of me just died.

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>>3235171
>>3235046
ALRIGHT I FOUND THEM NEVER MIND

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>>3235550

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>>3235556

>>3235556
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>3235556
Absolute madman

>>3235563
That was a fun morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38OhguMdks4

>>3235550
>>3235556

That is hot

>>3230059
Post more food porn.

>>3240444
what did I just watch?

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>>3243682
Potato incoming

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>>3250326

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>>3250332

>>3235556
These pancakes look even bigger beneath your tiny cock.

Also: almost quads checked

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>>3250342

>>3235556
tfw can't tell if this dick looks odd or if my only dick gauge is incorrect

>>3235556
I...want to try this

>>3250934
>>3250925
>>3250914
Stop making me hungry!
I just ate damn it

>>3230059

Those look an awful lot like massive ponut.

>>3250326
>>3250332
>>3250342


no matter what you dumb on a baked potato it will always be a bland boring pleb tier ball of cheap carbs.

>>3254893
it looks nothing like that, get your mind out of the gutter faggot. You clearly have been looking at ponuts too much if that's all you can see.

>>3235556
Nothing like pancakes and sausage.

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>>3230296

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>>3261525
this is "bizarre"

>>3260996
>ywn cook up a big stack of pancakes for a cutie then blow him under the table while he eats

>>3261745
>Dropping Maple syrup in the cock.

>>3238736
>>3238804
Thanks for helping me get erect.

>>3254694
Then just jack off instead.

>>3265059
preferably onto some pancakes, then post them here.

>>3261745
>>3262101
>rubbing his taut pancake-filled tummy

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I came to this thread to jack off

I was not disappointed

>>3272629
l-lewd

>>3265927
kek

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Do statues count? or is this just food porn now?

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i want to fuck these

>>3238736
did iyou kno that that black stuff on the plane is jet fuel see[ing out of the tanls because that how fast it does go

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>>3282955
I want to stick my dick there.
By the way how is this fetish called?