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HG thread for general host.
ARC-5555 Reporting in.
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I want to violently rape Muffet
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>>3189347
>I'm fucking certain I typed crowded
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>>3189358
I want to violently rape the guy who wants to violently rape Muffet
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>>3189306
*The scarf around his neck shields his eyes*
Your my vassal, what more is there to say.
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>>3189269
Are you retarded? Do you really not know what a homecoming is?
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>>3189338
thanks famzilla
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>>3189344
Could you PLEASE get me a cold coke?

>>3189356
>pushes away
>runs to the bathroom
>takes a shower
I don't want your gross smell on me.

>>3189359
Give me a gosh darn hint.
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>>3189347
>>3189366
Typically, tanks are a bit more cramped.
>>3189317
What makes you think I give a rat's ass about other people's opinions about fashion in the first place?
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>>3189358
>>3189375
I want to violently rape this meme
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>>3189384
Poyo?
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>>3189384
Come on in, buddy.

>>3189325
Sleep tight, Ocelot.
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>>3189384
You're welcome, general.
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>>3189385
Is Pepsi OK?
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>>3189384
Say Miria, did we test the smoke alarm this morning?
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>>3189384
>>3189395
This hotel gives me the creeps
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>>3189352
No Samson, whenever you eat anything it goes straight to me!
And that's just no good!

>>3189385
>Filia gets Souda a nice, refreshing, COLD, can of Coca-Cola™
There, now was that hard?
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>>3189338
CLONES ARE A RELIC OF THE PAST
>takes out a laser rifle
GO JOIN YOUR BROTHERS
>fires
>misses
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>>3189400
Pepsi's gross. RC Cola would be best.
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>>3189388
Usually insecure little girls worry about this, but I guess you're "special"
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>>3189388
So is my lair. I barely have room to move inside it half the time
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>>3189377
Maybe I should run the game on /b/? Maybe not...
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>>3189385
K i was in the old steam group.
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>>3189376
The exact opposite. Do you want to keep torturing yourself?
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>>3189324
... Yes?
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>>3189403
You know I'm a parasite right?
That's kinda what I do.
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>>3189384
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>>3189409
What the-
A traitor!
>image
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>>3189317
Are you like Ruby's unpleasant cousin or something?

>>3189332
>Her heart quivered at the mere thought of an intense and bloody firefight, slipping into a violent nirvana that the combat high always surrounded her senses with.

...Absolution

And ceaseless glory.
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>>3189436
Feh. Disgusting. They had not even the decency to bury him.
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>>3189436
W-What? Who did this?
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>>3189403
Can you open it for me?

>>3189422
Syn...Syntax error. That was your name, right?

>>3189426
...Why?
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>>3189436
>Kirby still doesn't know where they were and just wanted to help.
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YOU NIGGERS WANNA FUCKING DANCE? WELL THEN COME AT ME YOU CUNT LICKING SHITBAGS, CMON AND LETS DO IT, LETS FUCKING DO IT, CMON PUNK HONKEY BITCH, CMON AND STAND UP IF YOU THINK YOURE ON SHIT

>opens door
>gets on floor
>walks dinosaur
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>>3189412
>gives you a wedgie
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>>3189414
I AM NOT LITTLE!
>>3189418
I guess I'd have it better off than most people in tanks, considering I'm the full crew complement, and the lack of need for ammo.
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>>3189436
Noted
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>>3189440
>>3189409
TRAITOR
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>>3189432
Yeah, but that doesn't mean I have to let it happen, Samson, this is my body after all, I get the final say!

>>3189454
...For heavens sake, Souda, are you really that weak?
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>Eats lunch
>Checks thread
>Goes back to work
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>>3189454
>opens your Brand X Cola for you

>dumps it on your lap

THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!
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>>3189454
>>3189391
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>>3189441
>Ornstein is silent for a moment, raising his arm and setting it on his armored knee. The lights of the Arena glint off of his golden helmet, the lion's snarl becoming something of a perverse smile in your eyes.
Would you fight for that glory with your compatriots by your side, for the good of an entire nation?
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>>3189401
...I forgot, Isaac.
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>>3189441
Great, now I'm being compared to my gosh darn date, no I'm not her cousin, if anything she's the one who looks like me.

>>3189471
Face womanlet, you are just inches taller than me.
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>>3189436
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>>3189476
You're killing me Fillia, literally.
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>>3189468
Wh-what the hell're you doing!? We're not in middle school anymore!

>>3189476
Can you then pour it into my mouth?

>>3189477
B-Bye...

>>3189481
Komaru!?
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>>3189458
It looks like we are being challenged.
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>>3189504
I'm not eating food from some haunted hotel
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>>3189504
>Eats all of it
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>>3189506
Oh you'll live, I'll do the salad helmet thing again.
I promise I won't let you die, I enjoy your company to much.

>>3189509
...Souda, you're killing me here.
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>>3189454
Why not?
I mean it speeds up your death. I'm doing you a favour.
>>3189477
Enjoy your lunch faggot.
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Hello.
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>>3189481
>brand X
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>>3189509
Jump feet first into a woodchipper.
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>>3189509
no, its me bb
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>>3189471
Why the hell do you live in a tank anyway?
>>3189504
Oh now they fucked up
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>>3189525
Y'know, on second thought; just kill me now.
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>>3189493
Getting me to drink warm soda's horrible. Go give that shit to Celery-chan.

>>3189525
Could you tell me how much you love me while you do it?

>>3189526
Shouldn't you be drinking it if it speeds up your death? I know you want it worse than I do.

>>3189529
Heeeeeey, you've got big melons on your chest!

>>3189532
WHY WON'T YOU GET OVER THIS!?
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>>3189502
Oh.
Well.. when the fire rises dont panic. Im sure the film will cut. Just hold on tight, and think of a happy song!
They always work to brighten someone's day!
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>>3189509
I am bullying you regardless.
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>>3189534
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>>3189503
You're still a doll, even if I'm stuck in the body of a child.
>>3189544
Because it's my baby, and it's safe, and I've got nowhere else to go.
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>>3189552
I'm just being a good friend.
Now open wide~
>Starts forcing Pepsi Max into his mouth.
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>>3189532
Thou art Komaru!
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>>3189503
But you two are both pretty adorable, in your own little unique ways.

>>3189496
Not for my own sake. If lives can be saved and spared, I'll gladly take up arms for those who can't.
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>>3189556
You've always got the answer, Isaac! What a good idea, you're a genius!
There's nothing a happy song can't solve!
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>>3189569
An outcast, huh?
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>>3189568
>you feel a metallic object sticking into your stomach, then a loud click noise
>you look down and see it's a gun

imma have to start making some changes, souda
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>>3189560
Listen, why don't you bully someone else instead? There's plenty of people here that deserve it.

>>3189578
Save some for me.
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>>3189552
Is that a person made of celery? don't get mad at me for giving you the first thing that came toward a drink, you asked, you received. If there's a vending machine here we could get you a better beverage.
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>>3189547
Oh c'mon, It keeps you alive doesn't it? no complaining now.

>>3189552
...Only if you say please, Souda.

>Gonna take a shower, be back in a bit...probably
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>>3189504
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>>3189534
...
>>3189552
I don't see any melons.
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Hail Hydra
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>>3189534
>>3189591
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>>3189600
For fucks sake.
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>>3189600
Poyo
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When's Third Prom?
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>>3189588
"Heretic", where I'm from. One of, like, two people that give a crap about science.
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>>3189592
Because I love seeing you cry.
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>>3189569
How's it feel being near the height of a little doll?

>>3189585
She's not adorable, I bet she uses make-up, I mean look at her eyes.
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>>3189609
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>>3189597
I'D RATHER DIE THAN EAT ANY OF THAT DISGUSTING SLOB
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>>3189623
cancelled
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>>3189623
Junko's going to cancel it.
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>>3189638
Jesus Samson, eat a snickers.
>shoves snickers in his mouth
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>>3189623
9 or 8 days from now i guess
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>>3189591
Get outta here Twogami. I don't have time for your games.

>>3189596
Celery-chan is made of pure hatred and lies. If you ever see her, try telling her she's a horrible person.

>>3189597
I'll say please when you deserve a please.

>>3189605
I'm talking about your boobs.

>>3189626
My tears aren't that good. Gundam's are better.
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>>3189504
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>>3189585
Then perhaps I have an offer for thee, fire-child. It will come, in time.
>The gigantic man stands slowly, stretching back to his usual massive height and retrieving his spear from the floor. He extends his massive hand again, turning it up towards you.
Farewell for now.
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>>3189627
I don't think a doll has much use for makeup little darlin'
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>>3189600
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>>3189636
>not removing facial features
>not adding no picture available
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>>3189661
>>3189653
No, no. PROM. Not Homecummings.
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>>3189662
>this happens, but will is actually souda and carlton is gundam and souda dies

https://youtu.be/Drqj67ImtxI?t=2m10s
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>>3189662
...Oh.
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>>3189656
Oh yesyesyesyes thank you!
>Eats the bar whole, wrapper and all
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>>3189668
Do you mind?
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>tfw running out of meme magic
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>>3189677
still cancelled
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>>3189668
Poyo?
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>>3189624
What kinds of sciences? I mean, besides engineering
>>3189668
I hate this place
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>>3189678
>redpill me on the fresh prince of belair

>>3189681
Can I touch them?
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>>3189667
I didn't give you permission to call me darling, and she's weird I bet she does other stuff too.
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>>3189687
Same here famo.
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>>3189664
>She returns the gesture, offering her hand in a proper and ladylike manner.

Au revoir.
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>>3189692
>Kirby is a master engineer
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>>3189662
Alright...I'll relay that message to her if I ever see this cage of hatred.
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>>3189668
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>>3189423
*Scarf still over his eyes*
I don't know what you mean. I get what I want.
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>>3189627
I AM NOT!
>>3189692
I specialized, myself, the other person preferred staying a generalist.
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>>3189694
>Souda never watched Fesh Pince

start watchin boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8
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>>3189699
Is that so? What kind of stuff do you like to do?
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>>3189694
Yu can try
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Give me a number 1-9
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>>3189713
What the fuck? Are you paranoid or something?
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>>3189717
>are you the old Laharl?
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>>3189735
Eight.
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>>3189713
place your bets on your favorite ball
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>>3189694
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>3189717
Here I thought you fainted. Oh well.
*takes the scarf off with her teeth*
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>>3189705
>Ornstein bows his head, pressing the mouth of his helmet to your hand in a quaintly traditional courtly gesture before straightening up and striding away out of the Arena, quickly vanishing in the dark.
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>>3189713
Poyo...
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>>3189745
You picked a good number, ranks.
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>>3189712
She might try to hurt you mentally and emotionally. Don't let that get the best of you.

>>3189720
>redpill me on Phil Banks

>>3189731
>he touches your left boob
Huh, this one's kinda firm.
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>>3189746
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!
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>>3189707
... I'm sure you are... pink... thing
>>3189713
Uuuugh....
>>3189719
So strictly engineering then
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>>3189746
>Kirby wonders who did
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>>3189754
I recognize that face from somewhere...
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Hoshi, please stop shitposting
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>>3189748
The hell's your problem?
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>>3189719
>gets close and measure you by the use of her hand
Only 4 baseballs bigger.

>>3189722
Managing my country, look at global affairs, try to find new ways to insult people and avoid getting called onion-chan.
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>>3189758
What can I say, it's my favorite.
>>3189767
For myself, yeah. Anything else I delve in to is staying strictly under wraps.
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>>3189778
You're my problem, dumbass.
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>>3189749
What is this fiasco I come back to...?
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>>3189787
>pettu
>>
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>>3189759
>ZAP
>>
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>>3189746
see now here is why having a pair of legs is vital to success
>>
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>>3189767
>Gets in mech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McudYg2SqJI
>>3189770
Poyo?
>>
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>>3189759
Phillip Banks is going to empty our banks, phil our streets with banks, and run a bank-manking operation out of his banks
>>
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>>3189746
The cute one.
>>
>>3189787
I meant to say thanks
>>
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>>3189749
*Scarf doesn't budge*
The scarfs a part of my body vassal! I'd prefer if you stopped biting it.
>>
>>3189808
But aren't some of these banks?
>>
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>>3189799
Hello Kaito. This guy seems to thinks he owns me.
>>
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I just tried out that tdi simulator was actually not that bad. Might be cool to do in really dead hours
>>
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Well. On that note I'm out of here. Later
>flies off
>>
>>3189787
I'm an engineer and physicist myself... along with being evil
>>3189807
Huh. Nice work
>>
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>>3189786
Don't you think insulting people is kind of counter-productive? I mean, unless you want to be a sub-par leader, then by all means
>>
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>>3189792
I think I have a solution for you and your manly lookin' face:
Turn around and ignore me.

>>3189804
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
WHY'RE YOU SH-SHOCKING M-M-ME!?

>>3189808
>now redpill me on HG
>>
>>3189812
Whoa
>>
>>3189832
See you later.
>>
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>>3189832
>Waves
Poyo!
>>3189833
>winks
>>
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>>3189829
People like him pretend to own everyone. You shouldn't pay him to much attention.
>>3189840
Tough to ignore such a loud and obnoxious voice.
>>
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Hello, again. Are all of you okay?
>>
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>>3189840
You are not permitted to touch me.
>>
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>>3189804
Say now what's a girl like you doing with a thing like that!
Someone could get hurt!
>>
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>>3189786
SHUT UP!
>>3189800
Whoa, whoa! No touchy!
>>3189819
I figured, no problem.
>>3189833
"Evil" isn't an occupation....
>>3189832
See you, Bounty Hunter.
>>3189860
The sharp dresser again, huh? Welcome back. Doing just fine, myself.
>>
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>>3189868
>>3189804
Maybe she's a superhero, Isaac!
>>
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>>3189860
yes.
>>3189868
That's the idea.
>>
I'll forever stop shitposting, funposting, truthposting, anonposting, etc...

If the Cavs beat the Warriors and win the championship.
I swear to baby Jesus.
>>
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>>3189837
I insult people who deserve it, which happens to be everyone here, especially that stupid pansy of a dragon.

>>3189860
Yes, now do us an honor and buzz off.

>>3189874
What? It's taller than most kids, who happen to be babies.
>>
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>>3189827
>
>>3189840
chicken and winnigish, see, cus I can have chicken in one hand, and BRERB in the other, you know what im sayin?!
>>
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>>3189859
Maybe you should try cutting your ears off then?

>>3189860
I'm not okay. I just got shocked by some midget.

>>3189862
You told me I could! Don't go back on your word just because my hands arn't your type!
>>
>mfw I woke up w hour earlier and HG is twice as active conpared when I usually wake up
>>
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>>3189857
I still prefer my Morphbot, though
>>3189874
It is in the world domination business
>>
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>Jacking in... Shangihai.Exe

....Huh, this is different from the usual net. Jeez, my operator must have jack-in, into something weird.
>>3189832
>Looks at the flying ship.
This place is really weird...
>>
>>3189843
They are not impressive.
>>3189821
Fine. Just know that I am only Mother's tool and I will disturb you again if you try anything.
>>3189859
Fair enough. He can be as delusional as he wants. I am getting tired of this.
>>
>>3189829
That doesn't really explain why you're like that...
>>
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>>3189880
...
>>3189896
I said try it, while threateningly holding a weapon.
It's your fault for being stupid.
>>
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>>3189886
Jinxing the Warriors so the Cavs win with these doubles
>>
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>>3189907
>Kirby wonders what that is.
>>
>>3189881
>>3189880
I dunno, dont they wear capes? And superheroes dont hurt people.
>he turns to the girl
So whats the big idea? Running around playing medic?
>>
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>>3189913
You jack in, now you jack off.
>>
>>3189889
Phillip Banks, kick the man's BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT
>>
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>>3189806
here are the stats

ill get you a wincard in a min
>>
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>>3189913
Poyo?
>>
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>>3189922
>>3189886
>
>>3189941
Thanks for hosting
>>
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>>3189859
>>3189829
I can still hear you! If it bothers you so much to have a title like being a great overlords vassal you can be my minion instead.

>>3189916
Your mothers tool or not, you'll fight alongside me whenever there's a fight. If I happen to ask you to grab me a snack that's just part of the job.
>>
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>>3189941
Congratulations, Kirby.

Thanks for hosting.
>>
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>>3189887
I'm supposed to be a grown-ass woman, dammit!
>>3189907
I'm more for revolution, so to speak.
>>3189913
Whoa! The hell'd you come from?
>>3189941
Congrats...thing. Thanks for the drive!
>>
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>>3189931
>>3189920
I've got it!
She must be playing detective, Isaac!
She has a zapper, and she's being all quiet and sneaky!
>>
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>>3189931
Medics don't use stung guns.
>>
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>>3189935
>jack off
>>
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>>3189913
And you're.... who?
>>3189928
The massive robot behind me, puffball
>>3189941
Thanks for hosting
>>
wwe sucks
>>
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So has that shameful display of idiocy died down?
>>3189941
Thanks for hosting that game.
>Jasper
>>
>>3189969
True
>>
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>>3189935
...What? I just got here... are you a virus?
>>3189948
Poyo?
>>3189962
R-Rika!? What are you doing in the cyberworld?
>>3189968
Shangihai!
>>
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>>3189889
>redpill me on anime

>>3189920
I'm not stupid, it's just you're a sadist! You enjoy seeing people like me fall into your traps!

>>3189941
Thanks for hosting!

>>3189948
Congratulations, puffball.
>>
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>>3189963
...
>>
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>>3189874
Good to hear, you're doing just fine. Rika.
>>3189881
Hello? Have we've met before?
>>3189887
Apologies, strange one.
>Walks away.
>>3189896
.....
>>
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If quads, The warriors win and Adachi will never stop shitposting
>>
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>>3189887
What makes us so unworthy of your respect?
>>
>>3189916
I decide what I think about those.
>>
>>3189983
found you
>>
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>>3189917
He does not like my chest so I am being obnoxious to him with it.
>>3189941
Congratulations, cute ball of destruction. Thank you for the match.
>>3189955
I am saying no to both of those. Get used to it. I am putting my clothes back on.
>>
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>>3189999
>>3190000
>>
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>tfw I wanna host but I have exams to prepare for

Also, Isaac and Miria are the best characters ever of the best show ever.
>>
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>>3189990
I didn't want you to touch me, and I won't ever.
>>3189999
Yes.
>>
>>3189962
Lemme guess. That's what got you labelled as a heretic?
>>3189986
Uh huh. Second question, why should I care?
>>
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>>3189999
Speak, idiot.
>>
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>>3189806
>>3189941
>>3189953
>>3189956
>>3189962
>>3189968
>>3189977
>>3189990
>>3190010
Poyo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElhJHOD-Ut8
>>3189968
>Kirby asks what it does
>>3189986
Poyo?
>>
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>>3189986
...Huh? Do I know you? Cyberworld...?
>>3189999
When did you get my name?
>>
>>3189990
Anime is for dweebs. Only watch the cuck anime. Also, never visit /a/ unless you want a talking down to. DESU never even associate yourself with Japan.
>>
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>>3189962
Well you're not, you don't even act like a woman.

>>3189941
Congrats to that pink punk and thanks for hosting.

>>3189986
No I'm an Irish here for your gold, what do I look like to you.

>>3189999
Finally, someone who understands.

>>3190004
You act like anarchists, no order, not even a bit, and the ones who are "nice" are annoying as heck, and some of you guys are pansies.
>>
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>>3189638
Samson please, its good for both you and me!

>>3189662
I'll say all those nice things, when you give me a please, since god knows you won't pay me more then a goshdang dollar, I at least want common courtesy!
>>
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>>3190025
Oh wow, we're already famous?
But I was only on TV once!
You hear that Isaac? We're already famous!
>>
>>3189986
Shanghai shanghai shanghai shanghai
Hourai hourai hourai hourai
Furansu Oranda Chibetto Kyouto Rondon Roshia Orurean!
>>
1 - Arm Drag
2 - Arm Bar
3 - The Moss Covered, Three Handled Family Grudunzle
4 - Arm Bar
5 - The Saskatchewan Spinning Nerve Hold
6 - Body Slam
7 - Drop Toe Hold
8 - Arm Bar
9 - Shooting Star Staple Super Press
10 - Right Handed Arm Bar
11 - Lionsault
12 - Knife Edge Chop
13 - Arm Bar
14 - Piledriver
15 - Jericho Arm Bar
16 - Canadian Arm Drag
17 - Canadian Maple Leaf
18 - Arm Bar
19 - Liontamer
20 - Missile Drop Kick
21 - Drop Kick
22 - Jericho Back Breaker
23 - Kick
24 - Missile Drop Kick Off The Top Rope
25 - Side Head Lock
26 - Arm Bar
27 - Hip Toss
28 - Sleeper Hold
29 - Atomic Leg Drop
30 - Ddt
31 - Fall Away Slam
32 - Canadian Arm Bar
33 - Kick To The Mid Section
34 - Foot To The Face
35 - Elbow Drop
36 - Running Lariat
>>
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>>3190010
Go right ahead and put them back on. Your just like Etna, refuses to do whatever I tell her to. She's still my vassal though. If I were to die she'd gets half the Netherworlds I rule, Flonne gets the other half.
>>
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>>3190042
Is it Fillia? Is it?
>>
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>>3190026
What's wrong with wanting me to touch you? I can make it feel good if you want~

>>3190038
>now redpill me on washing my clothes

>>3190042
PLEASE.
>>
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>>3189955
Sir please reconsider this whole servant fiasco, I can tell by your great stature that a man such as yourself has more than enough servants.
>>3190010
>Sighs and hands her my jacket.
Please cover yourself.
>>
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>>3190030
Technology as a whole is a novelty at best, heresy at worse in the public's eyes, where I'm from.

...Plus, I've directly attacked the head of religious affairs where I'm from. Like, twice.
>>3190059
What?
>>3190039
It's not my fault dammit! It's not my fault!
>>
>>3190075
Don't.
>>
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>>3190075
You're not permitted.
>>
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>>3190084
Don't?
>>
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>>3190039
So what are all your best friends like cops or something?
>>
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>>3190033
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-08-2014/4Zsl7h.gif
>>3190063
Whatever. I do not care for the ones who work under you or for you.
>>3190078
I just did.
>>3190007
I suppose you think they are nice.
>>
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>>3190073
Well, Yeah, duh, unless you want Tofu.

>>3190075
>Filia pops up the Coke, grabs Soudas chin
I wouldn't say I love you, but your company...is, something
>Filia drips some of the coke into Soudas mouth
>>
Post porn of your ava or somebody elses so I can wank

>>3190096
Yes.
>>
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>>3190030
You asked for my name, so I gave it. Something wrong about that?
>>3190033
...I think i'm going to scan this program.
>Turns arm into a scanning tool

>...Scanning completed, Unknown
Huh... so it's a unknown program?
>>3190034
I don't know you, but my operator sure does.
>>3190039
Look like a program to me.
>>3190057
What?
>>
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>>
>>3190092
Ayy, so how about the deal?
>>
>>3189963
>>3189998
That's it! Our own little Sherlock holmes! Miria with your snoopery you could even beat her at her own detecting game one day!
>>3190055
Really?! Well thats all it must take then!
>>3190025
>its been a while since ive seen a duo that energetic in an animation anyway.
>>
>throws seeds at everyone
>>
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>>3190092
Why can't I be permitted?

>>3190108
>he drinks every last drop of the cola
Now begone!

>>3190114
What?
>>
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>>3190033
It's a large robot I built for combat
>>3190079
That explains it
>>3190119
No, I mean why should i care about you?
>>
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>>3190033
Here is your wincard hope its good for ya
>>
>>3190114
>of your own avatar

Fuck that

Can I post porn of other people's avatars?
>>
>>3190141
>>3190141
>>
>>3190059
Shut the fuck up jericho.
>>
>>3190139
If you wash your clothes they will be pink because your pink shit hair will be in clothes and they turn pink. It's basic mathematics
>>
>>3190078
An overlord such as myself can never have to many vassals. I'm the best of the best! You should all be flocking to me begging me to take you in as my vassal.

>>3190103
Do you even understand what being my vassal means? All you've gotta do is protect me, feeding me is completely optional but you should any ways. In return I give you protection as well and we help each other out. I give you my power you give me a hand as well.
>>
>>3190134
I dunno Isaac, d'ya really think they'd let ex-criminals become detectives?
Maybe they'll forget in a couple hundred more years!
>>
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>>3190026
I wouldn't recall myself, perhaps. I'm Akatsuki.
>>3190032
You know where I could find a good meal?
>>3190034
Two days ago...
>Coughs
Well I was spying a bit. While you were talking to the young lady with the chainsaw.
>>
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>>3189922
I miss deidara
>>
Burp
>>
Do I marry the Librarian's daughter or the Doctor's daughter?
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