first 36
Kurumi
>>3184564
Overlord Laharl
>>3184564
Elly
Snow Leopard
X7-10
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
Utsutsu
>>3184564
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Lord Beerus
Perfect Cell
>>3184564
King Kaito
>>3184564
Maria and Harusame
Thanks for hosting in advance
>>3184564
SpongeBaaahob
>>3184564
Natsuki Subaru
Matsuda
Sora
Mai Minakami
>>3184564
Kym-Tan
Osamu Dazai
Nova
David Bowie
Bill CIA Wilson
Furry porn
Reinhardt Wilhelm
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Cappy
>Female
Benny Goodman
>>3184564
Fujiwara no Mokou
Royland
>>3184564
Shitpost remover Lithisto
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3184564
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3184564
Spike
Richter Abend
Richard Feynman
Izaya Orihara
>>3184564
Asui Tsuyu
Reaper
Freaky Fred
Clank the B1
Shouko
>help I lost my entry pic
Shiragami Youko
Luka
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3184564
Don't keep going if you aren't up for it okay?
>repost
>>3184473
Zhat is not true! Teamwork only enhances our capabilities, strengthens us as a whole! We have served together, and we will do so until our death!
>>3184557
Wise words, anonymous one!
>>3184570
Greetings, fair lady! Who might you be?
>>3184649
>Glances over
You...traitor!
>>3184628
>>3184588
Elly, sir, simply put.
>She curtsies briefly
>>3184573
>Flying
>>3184593
>>3184606
>>3184638
How's it going, guys?
>>3184642
>Is this legit?
Cancer List of June 2016:
>Baron
>Yin
>Maria
>Ramsay
>Eruna
>Nanashi
>Clank B1
>Jasper
>Ocelot
>Yukine
>Nymph
>Joris
>Riki
>Inkling
>Izaya
>Bolin
>Janus
>>3184564
Empress
>>3184588
And what happens when you are split up hmm? You know the saiying divided you fall?
>>3184655
here
Major OCELOT
One more update before I go to sleep
everything is working by now and it's perfectly usable.
However, gimme some input on this:
Option 1, only make it possible to get the pasteable JS code, so that the user then has to open the firefox console and paste it in there.
Option 2, Keep the original automatic pasting, and deal with people complaining that "it's not working" when it doesn't manage to paste the JS into the console, for reasons like a still locked console, or whatever else is going on.
Zombieman
>>3184671
fuck off baron/bolin
>>3184671
Oh look someone's opinion I'll take into consideration then discard because it's just an opinion
>>3184671
>tfw I'm off the list
>>3184678
>literally posting as I post with the same image and text
Thanks me.
>>3184671
Take off Ocelot, Yukine, and Izaya and we have a deal. Maybe Maria too.
>>3184671
I love you too.
Megumin
>>3184671
>I'm not on the list
Shit list
>>3184664
Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt, my friend. How are you doing today? Great? Good. I take the nursing home is treating you nicely?
I noticed you haven't accepted my Talon invitation yet. Is there a problem?
>>3184667
Ah, hey Keys, I'm fine but it's been getting hotter lately, how are you?
>>3184671
>Made someone's shit list already...
>feelsgood.png
>>3184693
real cancer list:
Hoshi
Junko
LF
Adachi
King Knight
Jude
Hikki
Shion
Aikawa
Ramsey
Yuno
Miku
Endo
Free
Parsee
Eggman-kun
Lord Beerus
JoJo
Baron Blade
Maria
Kuga
Grimes
Nep/Eruna
Nepgear
Yosugay
Bolin
Janus
Re Class
Okarin
Laura/Ross
Chen
Crust
Sliver Queen
Sunset
Soviet
Mobile Infantry
Martin Rauch
Raven
Vert
Sol
Yukine
Araragi
GoGo
Jasper
Mokou
Ocelot
Izaya
Tricky
Ruby
Stocking
Bikko
Squid Girl
Zacharie
Garnet
Shadow
Lambda
Wiggins
Utsutsu
Heloise
Yin
Riki
Asellus/Nanashi
Nito
Kino
Sanae
Kaito
Suburu
Baki
Annie
>>3184680
EXPLAIN THIS MAGIC
IS IT HOSTHELPER BUT BETTER?
>>3184671
Why the fuck do people still call me Ramsay?
>>3184667
Mother wants me dead.
>>3184667
Quite fine, sir, though I woke up only a short time ago, thank you for asking. What of yourself?
>>3184671
>>3184712
>I think you missed me.
>>3184671
Oh darn it I'm somewhat relevant now.
>>3184728
Looks good.
>>3184728
Let's begin!
>>3184728
can you turn off that stupid fucking background while you're at it?
>>3184712
Yaaay! Not only am i on a list but im on a cancer list! This is truly an honor!
>>3184728
thank you! <3
>>3184728
Looks fine.
>>3184731
>>3184712
>Lambda
They got you don't worry.
>>3184728
Proceed.
>>3184705
I've been doing good too, and yeah... I caught the end of that last thread. Glad I wasn't there...
>>3184712
>Now this list is legit.
>>3184722
R-Right... But at least you're still alive, right? Have you been getting along with everyone?
>>3184728
It looks fine!
>>3184731
I'm doing alright too, Elly.
>>3184728
Looks good, host.
>>3184752
Whoever you are, you need to kill yourself.
>>3184751
Go to hell.
If an ava here said another ava's quote, what would you want them to say?
>>3184671
>>Inkling
Finally, I've reached a point where other HGers hate me
>>3184671
just remove everyone on the list but me here.
>>3184728
Perfect! Proceed.
>>3184728
I'm in the same district as an entitled machine? This'll be interesting
>>3184728
I will find and remove all the shitposters even if its the last thing I do.
>>3184772
Sorry cant do that. Dont got permission yet.
>>3184765
Good to hear, sir. Have I just been inactive, or has it been a while?
>>3184728
Ready, sir, and thank you!
>>3184763
>Oh. It's been a while since anyone called me that.
>>3184776
Do you come here just to try and be relevant?
>>3184728
>>3184728
Use this if you don't mind.
Captcha is bad
>>3184780
>Now Im going to leave for bit
>Now Im going to leave for bit
>Now Im going to leave for bit
>Now Im going to leave for bit
>Now Im going to leave for bit
>>3184712
>all this begging for (You)s
>>3184717
Aw...
>>3184720
Hosthelper 3.0 I'm working on.
Just like how Autocropper 4.0 doesn't use paint anymore and is a big improvement, Hosthelper 3.0 doesn't use Notepad anymore and has similar improvements. Webm related
>>3184665
>He bows and rests his hammer on his shoulder
My pleasure, lady Elly! I am Reinhardt Wilhelm, and I will protect zhe innocent and bring zhe hammer of justice down upon zhe wicked!
>>3184677
Only because teamwork enhances our capabilities, does not mean we are weak on our own! Overwatch has stood for many years, and vill do so again!
>>3184680
>I'd go with users having to manually open the console and paste the code in there. Having it on automatic has more chance mess up the browser somehow, I reckon.
>>3184701
Nursing home? Bah! Zhis place is perfect for training my skills, to defeat scum like you!
I vill never join you, 'Reaper', as you have taken to calling yourself. I will stay true to zhe code of justice, honor and courage Overwatch once stood for!
>>3184728
Let us begin! For honor and glory!
Bowie!? I have heard of you! May I have an autograph? It is...err, for a friend...
>>3184774
Any female ava
"I love you"
to me
>>3184712
>Thanks for reminding me that there are still some active people I forgot to put on there.
>>3184765
Not for long. I suppose I have.
>>3184712
You forgot alot
>>3184805
>Keep the good work.
>>3184751
>>3184810
>>3184810
No thank you.
>>3184805
I don't know how to do 1, so I would probably bitch.
Which is why I said 2?
>>3184810
You want my number? Why of course my serial number is 213-787-990!
>>3184765
Ah yeah, a bad bit of business that, but it burned out pretty quickly.
>>3184657
Good afternoon Luka, it's always good to see you.
>>3184764
Hello Rammy, how are you today?
>>3184794
Hi Elly, I hope you feel as good as you did the other day.
>>3184810
I am in the wrong place. I can not waste any time.
>>3184825
>kisses tummy
>>3184810
>>3184806
Just for it to become corrupt and fall again right? Its in your nature for imperfect beings such as yourself
>>3184678
I actually did find it, and spend a few minutes trying to figure out why 4chan thought it was already posted.
>people bullying the host this hard
>>3184810
I could have sworn it's spring....
>>3184671
>I can make cancer lists and get more (You)s than every literally who combined
Check me out in a week, famalam
>>3184844
You have 3 seconds to leave my sight, Kazuichi...
Sacrifise 4 avafags to summon kamina
>>3184810
*runs so fast I accidently speed up the rotation of the planet and then launch it out of the solar system into a black hole and then I have to jump into the black hole and tie a big rope around the earth and pull it Witt my teeth back to our solar system and them I run really fast in the other direction to fix it and it works*
>>3184865
>leaves within one second
>>3184810
>>3184835
Ja! We will stay in touch, and exchange pictures and messages!
Oh! err...I vill have to buy a phone, first.
>>3184847
Zhere is always zhe possibility, of course. But we will not let zhat happen for as long as we live!
>>3184805
How does it know the genders?
>>3184872
Yin
Baron
Bolin
Asellus
>>3184851
>Mfw
>>3184837
I'm certainly not in a poor mood, I'd daresay.
>>3184806
>She makes much the same gesture with her scythe
Rather literally, it would seem.
>>3184804
Oh. I'm afraid not, sir.
>>3184879
Ah!
>>3184802
You kept replying to the shitposts. I aint going to.
>>3184794
It's been a while, I haven't been here for a couple of days.
>>3184810
Alright! Let's go!
>>3184820
Good! At least you aren't lonely here.
>>3184837
Good thing it did. Anyway, good luck, Kaito!
>>3184879
Wait, what!?
>>3184872
Yin
Bolin
Eggman-Kun
Inkling
>>3184885
>>3184872
>This
>>3184837
...
>>3184879
They are basically poison. I need to remove the chef.
>>3184878
I'm gonna beat you up the next time I see you.
>>3184879
>coughs
Is this why the general is always sick?
>>3184879
I think you have this backward. She's the one that's supposed to be pregnant.
>>3184851
shoulda just let crendor host
>>3184881
probably pre-defined
>>3184879
...
>>3184872
Spike, Sol, Sunset, and Ruby
>>3184888
>Ah!
good rp
>>3184872
Izaya
Littlefinger
King Knight
Adachi
I mean, they all want to kill themselves.
>>3184879
What a relaxing activity! I do hope I won't stain my armor, I just cleaned it...
Is zhat currywurst!?
>>3184888
>He lets out a loud laugh
Indeed! Your weapon is impressive, as well!
People that bully new hosts are some extra special cancer. Even if you don't like what they do don't discourage them in the middle of a game, you fucking wankers.
>>3184806
Overwatch is dead. Get with the times. While you prattle on about honor and courage, scum like me are actually dispensing justice.
>>3184810
I heard robots are opening up their own robot school. Visiting that place will surely put me on the headlines
>>3184898
Good luck nerd. I'm never coming back here.
>pls help me I need out of this townhall meeting
>>3184860
Oh yeah, those are such meaningful replies you got.
Protip: quantity does not equal quality and I want this meme to end.
>>3184924
>Le good rp meme
Post avas and tell everyone how shit they are at RP.
>>3184833
On Firefox you press ctrl+shift+k to open the console.
Then you just Ctrl+v the code in there and press enter, done.
In Chrome, you go to the adress bar, clear it and write"javascript: ", then Ctrl+v and enter, done.
It's really not that hard and I will provide instructions, but it will keep a lot of people from saying it doesn't work, because it seems like most problems arise at the full list -> in browser part.
>>3184881
>>3184901
leftclick is male, rightclick is female.
I also changed the modifiers for the clicks from Ctrl+click to ctrl+shift+click, in order not to interfere with any other programs that want to use ctrl+click's. Pretty sure this happened in the past, at least to me.
>>3184879
*rips an egg our of the asshole of a chicken runs out into a corn field and grabs wheat and punches it so hard it turns into flour and then runs across the ocean to Hawaii and kicks some sugar canes into raw sugar and then climbs mount everest and pours the ingredients into a small spring and then rings the sun closer to heat it up and it bakes and then I go to the store and buy icing and put it on the cake and cut it with my katana*
who wants same cake??
>anniversary tomorrow
>"are we doing anything special tomorrow?"
I know you can't all be permavirgins
What do
>>3184934
But you still owe me dinner, you damn loser!!
>Don't die man, I love you.
>>3184945
>leftclick is male, rightclick is female.
DUDE
that's so fucking simple.
>>3184944
Where did she get that?
>>3184892
I'd thought so...I've been here practically every day. Is that a bad thing...?
>>3184929
>She smiles
Thank you, sir, I get quite the few insults about it here.
>>3184944
Only from one person.
>>3184924
>I don't have an image of her tripping, I believe.
>>3184943
>>3184951
take him out on a romantic dinner
>>3184944
It's the frog girls fault.
>>3184945
You clever fucking twat.
>>3184880
For a man of your age you sure sound naive.Tell me, who betrayed you so I can congratulate them.
>>3184944
Why in the world are we partying? We should be training! and that dragon makes the perfect dummy
>>3184944
>>3184960
WAKEUP
>>3184892
Yes. My impending demise is not important. I have not seen you for some time.
>>3184951
>Flowers, dinner, a show, some bedtime.
>>3184959
You. Me. Prom?
>>3184879
Ah, the second time today, I really am not an actor...
>>3184888
That's always good to hear, especially coming from you, you've had too many bad days lately.
>>3184892
Good luck to you too Keys! I mean unless we cross paths... That's a joke.
>>3184897
>Smiles at her and sighs.
It's that bad? Jeez...
>>3184944
Hey man what are you doi-...
>>3184969
This dude's pretty cancerous too
>>3184969
>>3184944
How about we play Monopoly instead?
>>3184944
I'm not sure what's going on here...
>>3184943
>>3184951
Take her out to a really nice diner place or maybe go on a trip to so where beautiful like a mountainside or something and have a picnic.
Or buy her a sword.
>>3184973
>teleports behind u
>.........
>stabs u with blood swords that are on fire
> whipsers sensually into your ear
>"benis"
Zzzzzzzz
>>3184953
This is fucking bullshit man. I have to sit here in a suit in 90 degree weather as we talk about stupid shit. I want to die.
>>3184996
Does this means he drowns?
>>3185002
>This
>>3184895
As much as I wished it happened. It aint happening.
And before someone tells me, oh just make a new ava and start anew, ive done that several times. Eventually that one fucking hatepost just gets under my skin. Not enough to leave, yet enough to fuck up the whole thing.
>>3184951
Dinner, movie. Just some event you know theyd like. Splash out but not too much. Honetly it all depends on your partner.
>>3184986
How.
Unless its some shit cell joke, hes not cancerous in the slightest m8.
>>3184996
I'm sending you to hell if you don't get out of my sight.
>>3184944
What do you guys want to talk about?
>>3184959
I'd say that's kinda subjective... Honestly, I wish I could be here more.
>>3184976
Yeah, I know, it's been a while, but I'll come by more.
>>3184980
Don't hold back on me, Kaito!
>>3184996
Uh... I-It was her!
>>3184996
I got a virus while browsing the pirate bay.....
>>3185017
I didn't ask for your opinion, Baron.
>>3184980
Nothing from yesterday has change.
>>3184996
You just gave me even more of a reason to kill you.
>>3184998
nice
>>3184944
Today we are learning about memes!
>>3184996
Oh come on, just because I memed you guys...
>>3184944
I'm gloomy.
>>3184996
...I'm not sure if I want to move up in this "hierarchy".
>>3184996
You're perfect for me, Cell!
>>3184979
I'd already declined that, sir.
>>3184980
Well, I'm trying to make myself more positive.
>>3184996
OW!
...I'm okay?
>>3185021
It's certainly always the interesting place, isn't it?
>>3184986
im sorry you feel that way.
>>3184987
Whats that? I heard pin the tail on the dragon.
>>3184996
I dont know what came over me, this is nonsense!
>>3185005
>whispers back
>"Maria-chan pleases Gehrman for money"
>>3184996
S-Sorry!
>>3185038
Jenga?
>>3185008
Hey, little guy. I don't think this is the place for a nap...
>>3185037
As long as there's a lot of people here, yeah.
>>3184932
Pah! Your "justice" involves only killing, while zhe people only fear you! Justice does not always come in form of combat.
>>3184951
>Go out with her, something like grabbing a drink or a bite at a special place with food you know she loves. Maybe get some of her favorite movies, or something.
>>3184944
Come! Let us celebrate zhe joy of life!
...before zhey come home.
>>3184959
Insults? Haha! You would think one would be careful when speaking to someone with a huge weapon!
>>3184969
Zhere is one traitor, whose name I will not say. But zhe organisation itself fell to corruption, something we will not allow!
>>3184996
I said I vas sorry! I did not see her!
>>3185050
>>3185021
That'll be pretty hard considering I'm already out.
>>3185026
Ah I see.. Well maybe you'd like to try a Popsicle today?
>>3185037
That's always a good thing! But don't over do it.
>>3185038
There's no need to hide your feelings. I'm not sure about you, but you're the first to ever confess to me. This means a lot to me, Celly.
>>3184996
*yawns*
I need some coffee......
>>3185024
I didnt ask for yours anon, yet here we are.
>>3185021
I wonder what kept you. I thought you had died.
>>3185066
You said they were sweet.
>>3185070
It is a victory for everyone.
>>3185070
I have unleashed my leopard on you! Now we Will be the greatest pair in school!!!!
What do you mean we have to be romantically interested in each other?
>>3185070
If I see any of you touch the girl, I'm blowing your head off.
>>3185078
Baron baby calm your tits and get back into bed.
>>3185078
What the fuck is this reply? Your "no u" logic is borked as hell, you inbred sack of shit.
>>3185070
Being the third wheel is suffering.
>>3185070
What the hell?
>>3185070
All according to plan.
>>3185060
For the most part, it's moreso due to the nature of the weapon...and how evidently it clashes with the rest of me.
>>3185054
>>3185070
Sorry, sir...but even during the more inactive periods, it can still prove quite interesting.
>>3185066
How could I?
>>3185070
Oh, I am sorry! Zhat did not go as planned...I must work on my high-five force...
>>3185060
The man with the giant hammer is telling me not all justice comes from combat? Are you senile?
>>3185070
Good lord, who invited the bug?
>>3185101
Too bad you'll always be one.
>>3185078
mom baron forget to take his pills again
>>3185066
Oh... Well, wish me luck then?
>>3185070
>>3185106
Oh well, it was worth a shot! and I don't know, this place gets boring when no one's around..
>>3185089
No way, I've just been bust training for my next journey, that's all.
>>3185091
...Poyo?
>>3185114
Maybe we took that prank too far?
>>3185114
>It just sits in a corner and sips a beer.
Guys, how do I shitpost properly?
>>3185114
>>3185114
It's beautiful!
>>3185119
Such is the life of a loser.
>>3185051
How about truth or dare?
>>3185060
This heroic drivel is getting tiresome. Prepare for disappointment because your organization is going to fall again and again....but I guess there is no getting through your thick skull is there?
>>3185068
What sort of magic are you using boy. Id never do such a thing!
>>3185134
attack people who wont fight back
i recommend the host
>>3185132
Poyo!
>>3185114
*she just floats in a corner*
This is fun I suppose.
>>3185132
Training. You never told me what you do out here.
>>3185134
shitposting is an art, it's not just mashing your head against a keyboard, it takes precision and skill
>>3185142
>It's beautiful!
Just like you, senpai.
>>3185134
Well first you have to drink copious ammounts of arsenic and then the answer will be revealed, heh.
>>3185147
Are you going to dare me to be a dummy?
>>3185147
I'm not using any magic. What you did was on your own accord. You really know how to pick 'em.
>>3185162
Did you just tell me I was going to be a third wheel all my life?
>>3185173
>>3185114
At least, if I had any.
>>3185132
I suppose I'm just comfortable with the silence, myself. I've always dealt with worse, after all.
>>3185173
Oh...thank you anyways, sir.
>>3185173
There are more productive tasks to do.
>>3185173
I would rather prefer it be on Cartoon Network...
>>3185134
You don't, that's the beauty of it. Go the fuck ahead.
>>3185178
What? No. I'm telling you that I'm in love with you, Natsuki.
>>3185173
...He made me do it.
>>3185089
Yes they are, they're a dessert after all.
>>3185106
By becoming me.
>>3185132
I already am praying for your success!
>>3185182
>>3185173
I told you I was a genius!
>>3185106
Well, it is a little unusual to see a fair lady such as you with a giant scythe, but I do not see zhat as a reason to make fun of you!
>>3185110
>He scoffs
Is zhat skull of yours making you narrow-minded and stupid? I may be outfitted for combat, but justice comes in words as well. Something you never bothered to learn, apparently!
>>3185114
Oh, listen to zhis! A classic Hasselhoff!
...wait, who is zhat outside?
>>3185147
You cannot predict zhe future, and I will not dismiss my code and honor by believing it is all for nothing! You may call yourself perfect, but zhere is no such thing.
>>3185173
Zhis will keep you safe, young lady. I will watch over you!
>>3185154
...That's the only thing you can say isn't it?
>>3185158
Well I come here to put myself to the test and see if I can pull off a win.
>>3185173
>>3185185
Aw, come on! I bet you'd like it!
>>3185184
Oh yeah, like that Shrine Maiden you were talking about. Has she been messing with you?
>>3185195
Thanks!
>>3185192
W-With me? Anon, this is so sudden! I...I don't know if I feel the same way...
>>3185215
O-Oh.
>shoots myself in the throat
>>3185203
Poyo....
Hey HG, how you all been?
I'm just here on a night out
>>3185230
I'm kicking both of your asses when I escape.
>>3185214
Speechless, are we? I'd be too if I were you.
>>3185223
You didn't let me finish.
Maybe after a while I'll warm up to you, but we have to get to know each other first.
>>3185230
And I'm back at the bottom.
>>3185231
If you're that faggot that was banning people from ERP's Discord chat, we don't want you here.
>>3185197
>>3185230
That lasted long.
>>3185230
No one would care but go ahead.
>>3185173
Why is the cafeteria food so shitty? You know, fuck it. They're dead. They're all dead.
>>3185200
I don't need to learn about that useless garbage. Omnics deserve nothing but forced deactivation
>>3185230
Hey Kuru, wanna play som-
>>3185230
I'm 2 weeks old, that's what most organics consider young, right?
What's the best thing that happened to HG?
>>3185225
Well uh... My name's Sora. Should I just call you Poyo or something?
>>3185230
...Wait, why am I doing this again?
>>3185231
I'm doing pretty good!
>>3185231
Please fuck off, thanks.
>>3185195
...Huh?
>>3185203
I've only seen her once since she sealed me for the second time, actually. So thankfully...no.
>>3185200
They seem to think of it as impractical, for some reason.
>>3185230
AH! Don't do that I could've lopped you in half!
>>3185243
>spits up blood
>>3185231
come on in, and make sure to meme, also you can't ban people, I hope that's fine with you here atleast.
>>3185171
Ding Ding! We have a winner! Now what should I call this dummy?
>>3185178
Please, you are not worthy of touching my perfect body!
>>3185200
Well see about that metal man,but when your organization fails again, just remember I told you so.
>>3185230
What a shame. More for me to kill I guess.
>>3185245
...
>>3185203
Have you been successful?
>>3185195
Provide me one.
>>3185272
I'm not a dummy, but you can call me Spike.
>>3185279
Why do people find me attractive?
I'm a walking heap of metal....
>>3185273
>>3185261
>Kirby draws on a wall, poorly spelling out the word "Kirby"
Poyo!
>>3185268
Anon? You feeling alright?
>>3185272
You deemed me perfect the moment you said you loved me. There's no turning back now.
>>3185279
I could have sworn this happen to me before.
>>3185264
Good to hear, wouldn't want you getting sealed again...
>>3185276
Oh, well see you then?
>>3185279
How do you know my mom? No one knows my mom.
>>3185281
Not really, but I've got a good feeling this time!
>>3185231
>having to come here because erp doesnt want you
A-MEI-ZING
>>3185308
>stops moving
>>3185301
Don't you have a husband you should be taming?
>>3185203
Don't worry about it, you do the same for me.
>>3185264
Haha, ah... I guess I really am bad at telling jokes..
>>3185281
Yes Ma'am!
>Walks into the kitchen in my Café and comes back out with two blue Popsicles in clear wrappers and hands her one.
>>3185264
It's unlikely you could have lopped me in half, but I'll respect your request, miss
>>3185311
Eh.. I don't know anymore
>>3185313
Can't you let me just have this?
>>3185313
>Pets the Nymph.
That's enough leave the child alone.
>>3185327
It's okay. You'll get used to the taste.
AND NOW, AS I RETURN FROM THE SHADOWS OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO DELIVER JUSTICE UPON-
>>3185272
>He stops mid speech and stares in shock.
>>3185322
>does mouth to mouth
Don't you die on me!
>>3185337
No.
>>3185311
There is no reason for you to be feeling good if you are not successful.
>>3185325
So I just eat it?
>>3185230
Oh, zhat is nasty! Verdammt...I just cleaned zhat...
>>3185231
Greetings!
>>3185247
>His voice raises in anger
No! All deserve a chance to live in peace and harmony, like Zenyatta believes! We must protect all innocent, including Omnics! Have you not seen zhe cities? Zhe integration of Omnics with zhe common people? Zhere has been no sign of Omnic uprising, only humans zhat harm Omnics for no reason!
>>3185272
If it should fall, I will fall with it!
>>3185264
Well, if it was, you would not be wielding it! Your weapon is an extention of your strength, and will to defend yourself!
>>3185279
Zhis ends now! I will find the one responsible, and serve justice!
>>3185296
Omnics can be beautiful as well, my friend! Just look at zhe humans and Omnics who are together!
>>3185327
W-wait! Stop! I must find zhe killer!
>>3185348
Oh?
>>3185327
That was quite foolish of you....
Even I hate the taste of them...
>>3185324
I haven't seen him
He might have died.
>>3185351
>licks your tongue once
>dies
>>3185279
Videogames are more important than social interaction.
>>3185279
I wash frequently!
>>3185311
Well, neither would I, admittedly.
>>3185325
I thought we already agreed on that?
>>3185327
>>3185346
I don't think I want to.
>>3185331
Well, I am the one with the scythe, here.
>>3185361
And others, for that matter.
>>3185337
Fuck off.
Good evening citizens
>>3185327
Drowned in a toilet... what a way to go...
>>3185302
Oh! Nice to meet you, Kirby!
>He crouches and extends his hand for a handshake
>>3185327
...This prank definitely went too far.
>>3185337
Well whatever you do, take care of yourself, ok?
>>3185348
Huh? A superhero?
>>3185354
Well I'm doing pretty good so far, let's see what happens.
>>3185231
Get the fuck out you autistic underage orphan
>>3185279
Not really a rumor.
>>3185284
Well Spike consider yourself fortunate for coming across the perfect being.
>>3185308
Oh yes there is, if you value your life I suggest you forget about this whole ordeal
>>3185348
What? Marveling at my perfection? Go ahead I understand its normal to be speechless.
>>3185361
Oh hey, you guys got a Reinhardt here now? I love this guy!
>>3185383
I tried, ya know
>>3185364
Way to go Sho-tan, you killed the only person you've ever loved. You messed up big time this time.
>>3185369
Was this all apart of your master plan?
>>3185361
I mean, I don't have any sort of "upgrades" to do that...
I'm a battle droid, not one of the Chancellors' "private" droids....
>>3185231
>underage orphan named Paul
Fuck off.
>>3185378
Then why'd you try it in the first place?
>>3185389
Fuck
Off
I don't want your next level retardation here too
>>3185388
You could have just told me you were joking. I would have felt crushed, but at least I would have understood.
>>3185378
Of course you wouldn't, who wants to trapped for days at a time?
>>3185381
Hey there, armor guy!
>>3185382
Sorry about that...
>>3185388
Where?
So have you humans come up with anything of worth yet?
>>3185381
What do YOU want?
>>3185354
You take the wrapper off and hold it by the stick, but it depends, someone people let it melt in their mouths and others bite into it, but I do the former it lasts longer that way.
>While I was talking I took the wrapper off of my Popsicle.
>>3185378
I won't stop telling jokes though, no matter how bad they are!
>>3185389
You have to be 18 to use this website, paul.
>>3185401
no one gives a shit what you want
>>3185389
Leave, Paul.
>>3185383
>Floats up and shakes his hand
Poyo!
G-Guys... I'm sorry okay I tried
>>3185378
I have ways of defending myself from those kinds of attacks usually
>>3185337
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! ONE HOSHI IS ENOUGH! WE DON'T NEED TWO!
>>3185361
Please tell me this is a joke. You're not serious, are you? No one can be this naive.