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ERP thread. Sleepy hours edition.
Previous thread >>3153669
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I want to violently rape Muffet
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1st for kys luffy
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>>3157259 (DIO)
>He doesn't reply. But a slight whine can be heard from him as he continues to shine the shoes. only a small movement off caused by the moving of her feet causes the anon to push down on the rage he was using to shine her shoes to hard, ripping the rag in half
U-uh Oh...
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>>3157249
>A light blush spread across the idol's face as she met her gaze, her heart racing as she tried to make sense of just -what- was even happening. Clearing her throat, she went on to repeat herself
I-I just said that your tongue i-is long and sticky and lewd! It makes me wonder what you could do with it!
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>>3157292
I'm sure you'd like to touch this vampiric body, with that gaze you're holding in my direction. Wouldn't you enjoy even brushing my skin with your finger? I suppose it would be nice of me to let you... BUT I REFUSE!
Mistress DIA-Sama would never allow a flea-ridden monkey to touch her! That's more disgusting than dog shit in a bathroom!
>>3157322
You human monkeys.. Can't do anything right, can you!?
>She raises her hand and firmly slaps the anon across the face, folding her arms and leaning back, glaring down at him.
You're not even fit to be a slave to the beautiful DIA-Sama! Do you want me to make you into a zombie, boy!?
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>>3157340
>Nibbles neck
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>>3157357
NO NO PLEASE!
>he sits up from the laying position you smacked him down on, his face red with the strong slap you just gave him, he even quivers as he puts his hands together and gazed up at you
Please DIA-Sama! Anything but a zombie! I'll do anything!
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>>3157363
>She gasped softly
That's not how you greet someone, anon.
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>>3157357
>He holds his stare, nodding again at her words
Yes... I w-would love to very much
Ahh!.... I... I could beg? C-could you ever let me? Maybe smell you or just even see you fully undressed?
I would do anything for any of those you're so beautiful and sexy. I've never known such beauty!
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>>3157098
Oh, don't be such a weakling. That only had enough power to singe all the hair off your body...probably.
>>3157334
>Rachel's cock torture did not relent, as she grinded his dick under her foot into the floor.
Apologize now for soiling my clothes, worm.
>She briefly lifted her foot before bringing it back down onto his shaft.
Beg!
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>>3157408
(Twas but a friendly gesture and now I shall return to my lurking state.)
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>>3157391
Humph. Such a short time to live, and you humans spend it offering servitude to higher beings. What a pitiful life.
You have one more chance to please I, the beautiful DIA-Sama. Draw my bath.
>>3157409
Huhuhu, the futile desperation of a human never ceases to amuse me. You don't even deserve to look upon me, but I've decided to be charitable. I'll have you beg for what you want from I, the beautiful DIA-Sama. Be careful not to overstep your bounds, mortal.
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>>3157422
That makes three vampires in one thread.
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>>3157422
Wah, Miss Krul! I haven't seen you in a while you sneaky vampire
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>>3157462
>Slaps ass
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>>3157454
(You should be happy since they all know how to suck really well~)
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>>3157421
it.... hurtsss
>He says motionless on the ground. He very slowly, through the pain lifts the stolen panties to his nose to smell there scent. He tries to hide his actions
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>>3157421
I'm sorry for soiling your clothes!
>He screams out,willing to do anything to stop the pain. His hands move on to her foot, trying to atleast slow down her grinding.
Please forgive this useless dog.
>She spread more of his seed out of his cock as she tortured it.
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>>3157470
>She jolted upright and held down her skirt
That's also no way to greet someone, anon.
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>>3157446
B-bath?
>He stammers at he stands up his face no red with not only the mark of your slap but the blush of embarrassment, knees shaking as he nods and quickly runs to the other room, filling the bath with steamy hot water, even lighting a few sage candles in the lightly lit room
I-it's done DIA-Sama! I hope this pleases you!
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>>3157501
That's the more fun way to greet someone, though.
What'cha up to? Gonna hang around much longer?
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>>3157446
........ If being mortal is the problem bite me then! Turn m-me...... C-can I please please please see your sexy body Dia? Could I please maybe brush my fingers over those soft looking tits and pleasure you? Could I feel your entire body and kiss it and you? Please? W-what if I even give you my life? As either servant or food, I would gladly just to do what I wanted with such a goddess!
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>>3157446
>Throws a knife at your head.
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>>3157340
Well now my little idol, I would have never thought you would think like that. But you really do, and all from seeing my tongue.
Heh, you naughty girl.. I can do some pretty fun things~
>She brings her hand away from your chin and rests it on your shoulder, her other hand reaching up to join in. Lightly gripping your shoulders now she gives off a little smirk, her tonge darting out of her mouth the moment she catches a glimpse of your tongue through your parted lips. Her warm slimy tongue envelops yours, wrapping around it a few times and using that she pulls you in for a quick kiss, lips brushing against lips.
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>>3157503
>She saunters into the bathroom and peers around the room, glaring in discontent at the Anon.
My vampiric senses are heightened, and this includes smell. There are too many candles, the scent is too powerful. I'll punish you for this later, but for now, leave this room. You haven't earned the privilege of seeing the great DIA-Sama nude.
>>3157523
Absolutely pitiful! You're willing to die for me, worm? Hrmph. You don't deserve to become a vampire just yet, but because you're so dedicated, I will make an exception. You may touch me, with one finger, for no more than five seconds.
>>3157531
>The knife hits its mark directly, embedding itself into the head of the vampiric woman. She croons her neck to look towards her assailant and grins.
Who dare disrespect DIA-Sama so blatantly? Do you wish for death, woman?
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>>3157462
Yes I has't not been making much an appearance within these parts f'r some time.
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>>3157573
I would.
>The anon reinforces the thought
Really?! Thank you so much Goddess Dia!
>With that he places a finger on her breast, and runs it all over it and her other, that alone making his cock hard
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>>3157580
(Yes... I should have said Indeed)
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>>3157573
P-punished?... NUDE?
>He questions, knowing fully well he wont get an answer, his shaky, nervous body shuffles out of the room, putting out the flames of the candles on his way out. After closing the door he stands out side for a long moment. Taking a deep breath as his mind travels to dark places "She can't reply know if I take... just a peek..."
>Turning back to face the door he creaks it open just a bit to peek inside. praying that he'll see the but a peek of her
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>>3157573
You look dumber than the last time that Ii saw you, Dio, or should I just cal you Dia?
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>>3157510
You're certainly carefree~
Not much really. I'll be here for an hour or two!
>>3157557
Well it's not I always think those kinds of things!
>She couldn't help but pout from the insinuation
...F-Fun things?
>She eyed her curiously at her movements, which turned to shock as she was pulled forward by her tongue of all things. Her cheeks burned crimson as their lips met and her hands fumbled to rest against her lips as her tongue wriggled around against hers
M-Mmph!
>>3157580
Took a break, huh~?
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>>3157476
Sigh. Such a fool. George!
>Rachel called out the name, and a large turquoise frog seemed to materialize from nowhere.
Play with him.
>The frog slowly crept over to the feigning anon, then hopped onto his back.
>>3157491
Good.
>Rachel's torturous twisting subsided, although her foot remained on his dick. She looked down on the anon with scorn and smiled menacingly.
Don't forget what you've learned here today. Understood?
>She gave his cock one last good stomp. Although her voice and appearance were sweet, her actions were ruthless, and her gaze frightening.
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>>3157635
>He listens and becomes frightened at the frog on his back. He attempts to move, but cannot.
Wh....at is he, gonna do?...
>The anon speaks, scared but grasping the pair of panties ightly
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>>3157634
Not entirely as it really is mine own time that hast been taken up so much yond coming here is quite hard.
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>>3157597
>The vampire raises her foot to rest against the Anon's hard cock, letting her sole rest on his pants for a split second before shoving him away from her as soon as 5 seconds had passed. She grins and stands up with a stretch.
I will make you into a vampire, but only if you provide me with a way to distinguish you from my countless other undead slaves. I'll forget you by tomorrow if you don't make yourself memorable.
>>3157606
>Upon opening the door, all that the Anon would see would be a naked vampire, in the bath, staring directly towards him.
I mentioned heightened senses, and that also includes hearing. A door opening is very easy for me to hear, mortal.
>Suddenly the Anon is teleported into the bathtub with the vampire, and her sharp nails dig into his neck.
Give me a reason not to kill you, human.
>>3157608
>She pulls the knife from her head and lets it fall to the ground, her wound quickly healing over.
Don't mistake me for someone else. I am the beautiful DIA-Sama. Do not use my name lightly, maid.
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>>3157634
I'm feeling in a flirty, cuddly mood, y'know? I've still not had a chance to have fun with you yet, but you're absolutely adorable.
What's it like being an idol, Miku?
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>>3157670
That's Sakuya to you.
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>>3157670
>He's in total bliss from her foot and moans at her touch as his finger traces the outline of her boobs
Ahhh! I-I-I....
>The anon panics and looks around
Uhm.. Maybe my head, forehead? What if I scar a name into it, o-or a symbol? Or something I don't know what can I do Goddess Dia?
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>>3157634
>After only a few short moments she releases your tongue and licks her lips, still gazing into your eyes with a smirk on her face.
I can do quite a bit with my tongue, comes naturally with my frog form. I also happen to have strong legs, but that wouldn't matter to you I suppose. And don't get me wrong, I usually don't think so lewdly or even act this way.. But I have to say, something about you just really got me going.
>She slides her hands down to your waist, her gaze now shifting up and down slowly along your petite frame.
Heh, a popular idol like yourself getting worked up over my tongue.. I can't help myself!
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>>3157670
>Darting his eyes about he questions how he has been moved into the warm soapy water at a moment's notice, his eyes widen as he feels her fingers dig into his neck, eyeing the naked, wet vampire he swallows his pride and stammers out a reply
I-I'll.. S-Serve you.. in any way.. Pl-please.. Y-you're just so beautiful. I had to see!
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>>3157662
So if you're a vampire, then what can you do?
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>>3157635
>He was jolted forward as she stomped down for the final time.
Yes i understand, i'll make sure to do better in the future mistress.
>He grabs her foot, giving the top a submissive kiss.
Thank you for putting me in my place.
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>>3157662
>Pets the Krul
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>>3157688
Do I look like a woman that would remember the name of some piece of gum stuck to her shoe?
>Suddenly the knife from the ground is back into Sakuya's hand, and DIA grins.
I'll brush you off as an overconfident monkey, but only because you managed to hit I, the beautiful DIA-Sama.
>>3157690
So extreme, aren't you, human? No, I wasn't thinking anything like that, though it would be amusing.
>She suddenly disappears, and the Anon would feel a warm breath on his neck.
Give me something to call you before I add you to the ranks of the undead.
>>3157704
>She huffs and digs her nails further into the Anon's skin, not letting up for even a second to let him speak.
You disrespected I, the illustrious DIA-Sama, and you expect me to forgive you? After you couldn't shine my shoes, and I offered you a final chance to prove yourself? Leave my presence! You're not even worth killing, monkey!
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>>3157662
E-Eh...We need an interpreter around here especially for you.
>She stood there for five seconds trying to figure out what it was she just said
Ohh! So you've been too -busy- to come around. That sucks! It's fun having you around, you know.
>>3157680
You know, nobody ever comes to me for cuddles.
>She tilted her head to one side and pouted playfully before placing her index fingers on her cheeks with a bright smile
Well thank you regardless! It's surprisingly cutthroat, but I persevere on my kindness.
>>3157695
>She reared back with a flushed expression, salivating out of her briefly wriggling tongue before attempting to regain her composure while shaking her head
...W-Well I can see how both of those abilities would be handy! So you were attracted to Miku-Miku's cuteness I guess?
>She allowed herself this one moment of confidence, with a smile and a slip of her arms around the small of her back
That's kind of funny, coming from the would-be hero who is looking me over, you know~
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>>3157765
Ahhh, i-i just want to serve you so badd...
>He shudders from the feeling
S-Steve! My name is Steve! Oohhh!
>He shivers again
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>>3157783
Hehe, well, call me nobody then.
>He reaches out and takes her by the hand, leading her forward to sit on his lap and wrapping his hands around her waist.
You do a very good job being kind, Miku, if you were any sweeter I'd think you were made of candy.
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>>3157765
I-I would if.. you let go of me
>Throughout the life threatening and the nails in his neck you feel something poke your leg. There's not much room in the steamy bath so it'd be natural for him to be pressed on you. But he haven't moved an in in fear you'll kill him since you moved him into the bath. Looking down you notice a clear erection poking at your flesh as he quivers in fear
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>>3157801
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>>3157741
Far superior abilities then that of our livestock.
>She scoffs towards the anon.
I'm sure humans art already acknown of the powers yond us vampires hold.
>>3157749
>Slaps the hand away with almost enough force to break it.
thou shall't not did lie a handeth upon thy queen.
>>3157783
An interpreter? well i suppose mine own speech can beest hard to understandeth.
>She smirks and lets out a slight chuckle.
And indeed that beest the case.
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>>3157661
>Rachel donned a sinister grin.
I think you'll find him quite shocking.
>She snapped her fingers and on command, the frog suddenly emitted a painful wave of electricity around itself and through the thieving anon's body.
>>3157742
>Rachel tilted her head, looked down on the anon and spoke in a playful, yet somehow ominous, manner.
Good. I'm so glad you've learned from your mistakes. I expect you not to repeat them.
>She forcefully freed her foot from the anon's grasp before turning from him and starting to walk away.
I've a bath to take. Do clean yourself up.
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>>3157820
God you're so fucking cute!!! I don't know if I should cuddle or fuck!
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>>3157833
There goes my petting hand.
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>>3157820
Well hello there Morrigan
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>>3157785
>She digs her teeth into his neck, and he'd feel a burning rush like electricity flow through his veins. The feeling overtakes him rapidly, before he'd begin to feel oddly normal again. She separates her teeth from his skin with a pop.
What a disgustingly American name. Nothing more than just the inbred dogs of England.
You're now one of the undead. Don't disappoint me.
>>3157808
>She suddenly disappears, only to reappear fully dressed and standing outside of the bathtub.
Control your body, ape. You've disappointed me enough tonight, and ruined my bath. You're lucky I'm feeling generous and haven't killed you. Now leave me.
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>>3157845
>tears begin to form around his eyes from the shock as his screams can't even really be heard, his mouth is open however and in pain
S....orry...... sorry.....
>He murmurs, still holding the panties tight
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>>3157807
W-What?
>She blushed lightly with a confused expression as she found herself in his lap and steadily nuzzled close to him with her petite frame
Thank you, anon, I try my best!
>>3157833
Just a little bit.
>She held her index finger and thumb close together with a giggle of her own
Well now that you've got more free time will you be gracing us livestock with your presence more often~?
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>>3157783
(I have to get going soon, gotta get to work. Do you role play anywhere else, because I would like to keep it up.)
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>>3157861
>The anon grits his teeth and grunts from the feeling, before giving out a sigh of pleasure when it stops
aaaahhhh... Th-thank you! I-I promise I won't! I Will serve you forever!
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>>3157833
Ah well..
I guess if you wanted my blood, then I'd be helpless to stop you, wouldn't I? You'd either force me or.. make me want it.
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>>3157861
YES DIA I'm sorry! So so sorry!
>He quickly jumps out of the bath, soaking wet he doesn't care, he bows to her and quickly runs away from the vampire
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>>3157881
(Too bad, you were a fun change of pace. Just over e-mail! If you're interested, [email protected] )
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>throws brick at the poster below
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>>3157908
>catches and hits self
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>>3157854
Tch I merely dislocat'd t from the joint.
>She grabs a hold of the arm and forces it back in place without warning.
Dare lie a handeth on me without permission again and yond armeth shall nay longer remain with thee.
>>3157876
It forsooth seemeth like I shall has't more time.
>Her hand extends out onto the idol's cheek slowly stroking it with a smile apparent upon the queen's face.
>>3157892
Blood is but one form the essence of life taketh.
>The women dashes quickly upon the anon her face but an inch away.
And besides most blood from hither beest tainted 'r of medium quality.
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>throws brick at the poster above
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>>3157876
>He kisses the top of her head lightly and rests back in the cushioned seat he sits on. His hand, barely making contact with her skin, glides along her far arm while his other palm rests on her thigh.
I've noticed you do. Most idols are self-centered, but I can tell you're different. You really are just as precious as the media portrays you!
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>>3157926
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All these vampires and I have AIDS. I know, fuck me right?
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>>3157926
>Telegram
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>>3157857
Hello there
>>3157847
!
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>>3157972
Well you're absolutely adorable.
Just what are you?
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>>3157972
Okay, why not both? I'll cuddle you and fuck you gently. Or fuck you and then cuddle gently....
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>>3157926
(Fair enough, I rarely even give out my e-mail nowadays. I'll see you in the threads then. Later!)
>>3157924
I see, I see. I'll be leaving soon, so I don't have a lot of time to play tonight, though.
>She softly smiled and nuzzled her hand gently
>>3157929
You flatter me, really!
>Her cheeks lit up a bit more as she snuggled up against him, her legs hanging off the side of the seat as her arms snaked around his sides
...I totally could be sneaky and underhanded if I wanted to, though!
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>>3157924
Who is the cute little child who is pretending to be a vampire?
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>>3158011
>He chuckles and twirls her long hair around one of his fingers, resting his head against hers and giving her neck a little kiss.
Oh, I'm sure you could be. I bet you're so sneaky, you steal the hearts of fans everywhere.
You don't have a bad bone in your body, sweetheart.
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>>3157924
Ah!
>He freezes up, staring into her scarlet eyes. His chest tightens up and he seems to submit under her gaze. He tilts his head to the side and exposes his neck
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>>3157985
I am a Robot anon
>>3157994
No no no no no
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>>3158055
Why no? Is it because you're getting married :'(
I wish I could cuddle
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>>3158055
Really? I never thought a robot could be so lovable.
Tell me, do robots have a cuddle function?
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>>3157862
>Rachel leisurely strolls over to the suffering anon until she is standing right in front of him. The look in her blood red eyes is one of contempt. She places her boot on the hand clutching the panties.
You'd do best to return these.
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>>3158067
Anon please.
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>>3158101
Good show tonight, Rachel.
>Anon claps.
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>>3158011
Ah a shame but I doth desire to resume our bonding session sometime soon.
>They pull their hand away and place it on their hips.
But until then we has't not much to do.
>>3158041
Pretending?
>The women's face scowls towards the anon.
How dare thee speaketh to thy queen Krul Tepes the third progeniter like yond livestock.
>>3158047
What doth thee bethink thou art doing?
>She stares towards them with disgust present upon her face.
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>>3158069
I'm not getting married!
>>3158074
I'm afraid I dont but I can fulfill most human desires
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>>3158101
>The anon, in pain looks up to her and through the shock tries to weigh his options.... with tears in his eyes he releases the prize he suffered so much for
....I...ne-....eedd... them...
>He cries, letting the arousing cloth go
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>>3158118
Most?
Hmm.. Do you have, like, a cooler packed into that body of yours?
Any snack compartments?
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>>3158118
So why no cuddles or sexy time? You're so cute!
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>>3158111
>Gives a blood pack
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>>3158046
>She nodded intently to his words until she caught on and pouted, her cheek puffed out
Hmph! It's true, though!
>She muttered cutely and pushed into him with her small frame while holding on tightly
>>3158067
But I didn't say anything about it though...
>>3158111
Eh? You enjoyed it, huh?
>She gained a confident smile and a little chuckle
...I guess not, but idle chatter never hurt anyone, really!
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>Fem Dio stopped replying
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>>3158111
D'aw, that's cute. You're really getting into character, calling me livestock and all.
>He approaches her, his hand extended towards her head.
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>>3158111
Eh?
>He looks confused for a moment and stands up straight again
You were so close I really thought you were going to.. You know.. My neck..
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>>3158161
Anon does it feel good being an idiot such as yourself? Stop being dumb. You're not doing a good job at life.
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>>3158067
And they mentioned it wasn't an app when?
Stop defending yourself.
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>>3158139
I do not have a cuddle function anon but I do have.. that other thing you are asking about
>>3158131
I don't have a cooler for such purpose but I do have a snack compartment
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>>3158178
It's hopeless he's already too far gone mate
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>>3158144
>He smiles and loosely hugs the celebrity in his arms, bending down to peck her on the nose. His hand searches out hers and entwines their fingers together.
I know, I know, I believe you. But I prefer sweet, nice, cute Miku a lot more.
>He gives her another soft kiss, lower this time, on her lips.
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Who wants their length licked?
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>>3158190
Oh, awesome. What snacks do you have? Cheez-its? Please tell me you have Cheez-its. I'd kill for some Cheez-its right now.
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>>3158190
No way! You have sexy options? For having passionate love making?
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Who wants their good game never translated?
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>>3158198
Me. Me right here.
This person. The guy with the really hard penis. The man with the three limbs pointing at him. This one. Me.
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Who wants to be mooned and shown the sun?
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Who wants their face sat on?
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>>3158108
I'm happy you could enjoy it, dear anon.
>Rachel elegantly curtsies.
>>3158129
>Rachel picks up her undergarments. As she holds them, they dissolve into small rose petals which flutter to the ground in front of the anon. She then lifts her boot, places it on the anon's head and pushes his face into the ground.
What you need is discipline. Pitiful pervert.
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Who wants their ruby polished?
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>>3158143
>She takes a slight sniff of the blood before passing it back.
Tch this blood be of low quality.
>>3158144
To speaketh with another to passeth the time is somewhat entertaining depending on whom thee speaketh with.
>She smiles and places herself into a chair with her gaze locked onto the women.
>>3158153
>Quickly their hand grabs a hold of the other's arm and begins to crush it with incredible strength.
Doth not lie thy handeth upon me cattle!
>>3158171
Didst thee not hark to me? Blood be but one form and here be of low quality blood.
>She grabs the man's head and places their forehead against his as their eyes remain locked.
there is another form yond lifes essence is present hither yond I believeth thou art acknown of?
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>>3158204
I do not have Cheez-its, I have Ritz bits If thats of your liking
>>3158205
Intense sex, not passionate love making
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>>3158230
Dark link's sister?
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>>3158235
Absolutely disgusting, but I guess I can live with that.
Do you have Internet?
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>>3158235
Intense sex is good too! I'm actually very curious to see how you do it.
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>>3158233
>He winces, a yelp escaping his mouth in pain.
Holy shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please stop.
>He raises his free hand and grabs ahold of her hand, desperately trying to pry it off of his arm.
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>>3158188
Shut your whore mouth
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>>3158225
I did enjoy it quite a bit, it's a shame I had to catch you so late, I would've enjoyed trying to break y-
Enjoyed, ah, spending time learning more about you, yes.
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>>3158225
>He watches as his prize dissipates in front of his eyes
....need....p....anties...
>He mumbles again
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Who want their dick laughed at?
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Who wants their dick laughed at??
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>>3158242
I'm sorry that I can't fulfill my duty on that apartment, please send a suggestion to the corporation
>>3158248
Curious? why? I have everything ready to fulfill desires from both men and women
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>>3158197
>With an exasperated sigh she moved her arms out from around him and allowed her fingers to intertwine with his before belting out an idle yawn
That's better! I prefer being sweet, nice, cute Miku too.
>She blushed lightly, her lips quivering
...!
>>3158233
As an idol I'm actually well versed in, uh, idle chatter! Heheh!
>She grinned widely
I want to converse with every fan who greets me, after all
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>>3158274
That's why I am. I would like to use you for those services if it's alright. I want it very intense.
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>>3158275
HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
What a stupid and small looking dick you have!
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>>3158233
Like.. Oh.
>He looks embarrassed, realizing what she wants. He looks away from her crimson orbs as best as he can, but she's so close there's just no escaping them.
If that's what you want then you can have it..
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Whateth thy fuck?
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>>3158256
>Rachel narrows her eyes as she shoots the anon an intimidating stare. She takes a long step towards him.
Indeed. I do believe there's quite a lot of things we could learn more about each other, don't you agree?
>>3158258
>She forces the anon's face back down before twisting her boot on his head, grinding his face into the ground.
What is with you? What a sad existence.
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>>3158276
>He leans forward and sighs, her yawn causing him to do the same. He loosens his hand in hers and comfortably rests his palm against hers.
Sleepy? I guess I'm feeling drowsy too..
>He pivots where he sits and lays down, holding his arms out for her to lay with him.
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Hi! I'm Cliffy B!
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>>3158251
Grovel and plea, maybe then thy queen shall release thee.
>Her look remains a blank slate as they remain motionless holding your arm.
>>3158276
Forsooth one whom can keepeth others company.
>She gestures towards a nearby seat for you to go and take it.
Now I wilt asketh if 't be the cattle hither art producing of good quality sustenance.
>>3158290
Now now nay fighting back? One seemeth to knoweth their place and thus shalt beest treat kind.
>She releases her grasp on the man and takes a few steps back.
Now strip.
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>>3158274
Alright, I'll suggest they add wifi and Cheez-its, then.
Hopefully you can at least fuck properly.
Is that what you were made for?
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>>3158303
>As his face is buried into the ground tears begin to form again as he mumbles that's he's sorry again.
Sorry, sorry... please forgive
>he mumbles
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>>3158282
Understood
>She moves towards him and pulls his pants down
Your manhood is not even ready for my service.
>She grabs your dick wtih her right glove and you feel a gently warm on it
You want me to get it ready or you wish to do it yourself?
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>>3158311
>He falls to his knees, arm still firmly trapped in her iron grip, eyes narrowing in pain. He bows his head.
Please, my Queen. Please forgive me. I beg you to stop.
>His manages to plea within gasps of breath.
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Who wants their notes swapped?
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>>3158316
>Cheez-its
Pleb.
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>>3158316
I am the secretary of the corporation so the answer is yes
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>>3158303
>The Anon would only lean forward to meet the supernatural girl's gaze, a confident smirk plastered across his face.
I definitely do agree. Tell me, do you believe in love at first sight, Rachel?
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>>3158322
>He smiles from her actions and sighs happily
Oh! How about you get it ready? Your hand already feels really good and warm. Just be sexy and get it hard, make me feel good!
>He smiles and pats the robots head
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>>3158316
>Whispers
You forgot the Mountain Dew.
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>>3158302
Krul?
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>>3158327
Fuck off, faggot.
Tell me you couldn't sit and eat those all day.
>>3158331
Well, get to that.
Don't you have some kind of testosterone sensor that can tell when a guy's got a boner? Or like a heat sensor that can detect the warmth of a guy's hard dick?
I mean, something in that department would be pretty useful, don't you think?
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>>3158311
There's not much point in fighting back.. Besides, this isn't so bad.
>He strips naked, showing his erection and accepting his place as livestock
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>>3158342
Everyone knows Triscuits are superior.
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>>3158360
Absolutely disgusting kill yourself
The only good Triscuits are the pickle flavored ones.
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>>3158360
Sorry isn't going to put the triscuits in my stomach now are they anon?
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>>3158324
>Their grip eases up as the arm is freed from her hand.
Doth not tryeth yond again filth.
>She scolds the anon with their eyes lay upon him.
>>3158356
>They crouch down and place their hand on his member stroking it slowly whilst examining it.
Quite large. Forsooth if 't be true thy essence is high quality thee shall beest reward'd.
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>>3158337
Affection is not necessary since I don't feel anything on my head..
Understood anon
>She curves her body a bit and wiggles her rear as she opens a little scare where her mouth should be and lube drips on your soft dick, she starts gently, slowly rubbing with her warm and soft glove, up and down as she keeps dripping the last drops of lube and she continues to move her glove, speeding up gradually
>The little robot winks as she moves her glove faster
>>3158342
Once again I'm a failure, I do not have a testosterone sensor or a heat sensor, I was purely made for my boss's purposes thought If you send a suggestion to the corporation, they should add one of them in my body
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>>3158370
*Absolutely disgusting. Kill yourself.
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Who wants their flan flandred?
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I just got to work
Was checking the thread, sorry my telegram comment got people upset, didn't mean for it to have that effect, I deleted it before I left..
Sorry again guys whats up with you all
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>>3158304
Yes, yes I am sleepy... It's pretty late for me.
>She lifted their arms upwards and turned to face him, burying her face into his chest before lowering their arms back down
Sooo Miku will have to go soon. Sorry!
>>3158311
Yes ma'am.
>Nodded quickly and sat down to where she gestured
I eat a mostly veggie diet, with the occasional chicken or fish here and there, and I eat well enough!
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>>3158383
I guess you need something to soak up the semen you swallowed earlier. Wheat Thins bitches!
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>>3158397
Well I mean it didn't upset anyone, we just poke fun at people.
We were just poking fun at you, and now hopefully I can also poke something else of yours.
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>>3158318
>Rachel lifts her boot off the pleading anon's head and allows him to pick himself up to be better heard.
Do inform me why I should waste my forgiveness on someone like yourself.
>>3158335
>Rachel's gaze does not falter for a moment. She does not so much as blink as she answers the anon's inquiry.
Only a halfwit would believe such foolishness.
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>>3158389
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty unforgivable.
You're a pretty poor excuse for a sex bot, besides just looking good.
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>>3158387
>He shakes his hand and flexes his fingers, still wincing slightly.
Christ, that really hurt. Why'd you have to be so harsh?
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>>3158389
Yeah but I like doing it. It'll get me ready faster if I do show you affection.
>He moans just from the wiggling of her cute robot butt and blood starts rushing to his dick.
Mmm, very good.
>He says, thrusting his hips a little into her hand as it grows at a steady pace. Her warm hand and gooey lube makes him moan and grow even larger! It's when she winks at him his cock become fully erect
Damn... You're amazing!
>He pats her again
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>>3158406
>He nodded and patted the girl's cute back end, sighing a deep breath and closing his eyes.
Alright, I wouldn't want to keep you. Get some sleep, cutiepie, the world'll be here tomorrow.
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>>3158414
Well I meant more the anon that flipped shit in my place. I don't care myself, but I deleted the post anyway since I was going to be driving.
Lot of good that did lmoa.
But yeah, I'm back and I don't see a reason for me to be leaving in the next 8 hours so if anybody wants to chat or do anything I'm here!
>>
WE
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>>3158387
>He grows harder when her soft, delicate hand caresses his aching length
I'm just curious but.. How does it feel to have your blood sucked?
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Are vampires magnets for whiny little bitch boys? I've seen shotas and sissies more manly tgan these cucks.
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>>3158455
WUZ
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>>3158419
>Once the boot is lifted the pain is relieved enough for him to lift his head and sit on his butt, looking up to the vampire loli
I.... I don't know...... I'm sorry, I let my desires get the best of me... you're so pretty I ...just wanted to have your sexy panties.... I'm very sorry.
>After saying that he hangs his head low, looking to the ground
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Hey
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>>3158465
Hey yourself
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>>3158419
M-Miss Alucard, ma'am! I don't suppose you've given any thought towards... Using me for your services again?
>The man, whose previous encounters with the lady had involved him having the honour of tasting her, stood before her, head bowed and arms at his side.
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>>3158452
I'll be going to bed soon or else I'd chat your tongue off~
>>3158442
>She leaned upwards and placed a soft kiss on his chin with a smile
I'll be putting on a magic show tomorrow! You can volunteer if you want.
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Reporting for duty.
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>>3158469
>Heys herself.
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>>3158462
REAL
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>>3158406
>She chuckles with a hand over her mouth.
Yond is good I suppose but I meanteth the essence of their life.
>>3158429
because cattle must knoweth their place and thee hath tried to lie a handeth upon their queen
>Her souless gaze remains upon him.
>>3158459
Some findeth it pleasant to the point of pure ambrosia and others to eternal suffering.
>Her strokes begin to pick up in pace as her lips cover the tip of his throbbing cock slowly caressing it with her tongue.
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>>3157665
Mornin' Neo
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>>3158477
Hey there sexy, Ahh..
>Fuck, what the hell are these things called again?
HUMAN Oh yes. Hello there sexy Human! Looking for some sexy like yourself?
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>>3158472
Oh you~
Gonna have to keep an eye out for you now.
Sweet dreams!
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>>3158419
>He crosses both his arms and legs in unison, a large grin between his ears.
Oh, good, I wouldn't want things to be over too quickly. What good is a hunt without a chase?
>He extends his hand out to her, offering her his palm.
Is it too late in the night to offer you a drink, miss Rachel, or will you join me?
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Achtung!
Bismarck ist hier, und ich habe bier!
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>>3158479
I TOLD TOMOKO TO HEY HERSELF AND SHE ACTUALLY DID IT.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>3158482
>The man grins nervously, slowly pulling himself to his feet.
Alright, I get it. Don't mess with the psycho cosplayer.
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Tired boatslut saying hi and hope you guys have a good set of dead hours tonight
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>>3158504
Go to bed Cuteryuu
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>>3158499
Pass one over here, my beautiful barmaid.
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>>3158422
My most honestly sorry, the corporation will take care of it asap
>>3158439
You did it again, you like giving affection like you said
>She keeps moving her hand now at a steady fast pace, you hear loud floppy sounds as she looks at you and moves her other glove on the tip of your dick
Seems like you are ready, you want to continue?
>She winks again and wiggles her butt
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>>3158477
Achtung!
Jugendkrieger!
Wie geht es dir?
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>>3158499
Can I have some?
>>3158500
I know, right?
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>>3158499
Sorry I don't drink.
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>>3158465
Evenin best girl.
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>>3158499
>raises hand
One over here, please.
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>>3158525
Are you from Australia?
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>>3158535
Depends, will it turn you on if I say yes?
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>>3158515
Yes, I love it!
>He pats her again, enjoying all that she's doing, moaning as his dick pulsates, fully erect in her hands
Yes please! Mmm, I want to continue!
>He thrusts his dick a bit harder now after seeing that sexy wink and wiggle again
Damn you're really good!
>>
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>>3158538
M-Maybe... It's just that it's not evening in Europe yet.
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>>3158495
Heheh, I wonder what I said wrong~
Thank you, goodnight Tsuyu!
>>3158482
Oh, well I'm good the food's good.
>She shrugged softly and yawned sleepily
I hate to cut us off, but sleep is calling me, Miss Krul
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>>3158482
>He clenches his hands into fists, trying to resist the urge to touch or grab her silky hair while she's on her knees.
I best stick with what I know I'll like then..
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>>3158540
Choose position, I can sit on your sexual member or you can trust your organ into my hole
>She keeps moving her hand while she talks to you and rubbing the tip of your dick as she feels how you thrust into them
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>>3158542
Daaahhh... A human such as yourself! Pffff! I mean what? You think I'm some sort of other being? My word that is such an odd and funny thought HAHA! I do very much enjoy our chat so far fellow human!
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Who wants their veteran violated?
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>>3158549
Then yes, we'll go with me being Australian.
How are you doing? Come for a night of cute cuddling or are you feeling more like being dominated?
>>
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>>3158509
Not cute!
But fiiiiiiiiine. Zzzzz
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>>3158510
Jawohl, ein Pint Bier für Sie!
>Bismarck delivers a pint of beer for the anon
>>3158523
Naturlich! Hier~
>Bismarck gives a pint of fine German lager
>>3158524
Ach, well ist your choice kamerad!
>>3158530
Jawohl!
>Bismarck jogs over to the anon and hands him a pint
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>>3158558
Ehm. You would be a very strange -person-, then.
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>>3158557
Mmmm, sit on it! I want you to sit on my dick.
>He moans now, enjoying the feeling a lot
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>>3158565
I-I just came to say hi for now.
I don't have time to erp.
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>>3158579
Person?.... OH YES Person, Human I am a human yes. HAHA good joke!!
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>>3158578
i feel like i did nothing but erp german ships all day and you're back already
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>>3158585
Agghh, what a shame. I was so ready to enjoy my favorite girl.
Hopefully you're doing alright, at least.
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>>3158464
>Rachel looks off in the distance and talks in a playful tone.
I don't think I can forgive one such as yourself. What have you to offer for your transgression, hmm?
>She looks back at the anon with a sly grin.
>>3158471
>Rachel sat on her throne, head resting in her palm as per usual. She carried a bored expression on her face as she sat, staring off somewhere into space and paying no mind to the approaching servant.
No. I haven't given any thought.
>Her eyes shifted towards the servant as she addressed him.
Why do you ask, servant? What have you in mind?
>>3158496
>Rachel's doll face never moved with the exception of her mouth when she spoke. She maintained eye contact with the anon at all times.
Perhaps I will.
>She gave the anon her hand, playing along with the facade of the offering.
I expect to be amused.
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>>3158501
I be not a cosplayer!
>She swiftly moves her foot to kick the man stopping just before it can make contact.
I am krul tepes third progenitor and queen of Japan.
>>3158552
That is fine catch but a wink well child.
>>3158555
>She pulls her lip away from the tip of the cock leaving a strand of saliva connecting them together.
It seemeth thee seek more then this bid me what it is thee wanteth.
>Her hand continues to slowly stroke along his member as she tares towards him with a smirk.
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I find myself lacking in the conversation department at 6:30 in the morning.
What is everyone up to?
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>>3158578
I don't even really drink, I just wanted you to come closer to me.
How're you tonight, sexy German boat?
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>>3158542
Tschechisch hitlerjugend?
Es ist sehr gut, Sie sind ein wichtiger Bestandteil unserer wehrmacht
>The officer grabs you by the shoulder and smiles
It means you good job, keep fighting für our fatherland, und you will become great, have good future ja?
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>>3158578
Danke, I will be going now.
Thanks anyway.
>>3158596
I will be back in about 7am for you
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>>3158583
>She stops moving her glove and she backs away a bit
Lay on the floor or the couch, thats your choice, as soon as you lay on your back I will be ready
>She lifts the skirt she has and she shows you a perfectly shaped slit, leaking lube and winks again as you see a shape of heart on her eyes
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>>3158605
Jerking off.
Then probably bed.
How about you?
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>>3158605
Getting ready for work
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>>3158598
Thank you. Goodnight...my queen~
>She stood up and took a bow before sauntering off
>>3158605
And this one has Miku's seal of approval guys, go bug her~
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>>3158605
Going out now.
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>>3158597
...I don't know...
>Now he's beginning to be able to move around at ease again
Anything you want? Servitude towards you, my clothes, anything I don't know.... What would you like?
>His head raised now, looking to her again
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>>3158605
Overwatch fell to the onslaught of the end.
And then I died.
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>>3158637
Reaper a CUTE
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>>3158618
>He lies back on the couch and relaxes as he watches her. His cock bobbing up and down for her
Mmm, damn, those heart eyes! So sexy!
>He says, enjoying the sight very much
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>>3158613
Jawohl~ Der Faterland isst..
>He pauses, attempting to remember the proper phrase, then smiles almost apologetically.
Yes Sir. I'm proud to be serving our great nation.
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>>3158597
I promise you that I won't waste your time, of course.
>He politely took her hand and led her to sit next to him, bowing his head in exaggerated respect. He retrieved a bottle of wine from a cooler and two glasses, beginning to explain as he poured.
This wine is some of the best you can find, Oenotheque Rose. Some of the most expensive in the world, even. I only have the one bottle, I'm not made of money, but I felt like you deserved it.
>He hands the girl one of the glasses and sips his.
So tell me about yourself, Rachel.
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>>3158624
I'm at work currently.
Not fun.
>>3158619
Sitting around at work, watching the rain, talking to you guys.
>>3158631
Well hopefully I'll get to see you around sometime.
>>3158637
I guess you can say... You reap what you sew.
>>3158629
<3
>>
Ay yo
Where's the group photo
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>>3158642
Cute this.
>pow
>>3158648
That's MY pun.
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>>3158629
>Miku's seal of approval
Short or long list?
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>>3158649
>actually expecting a photo
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>>3158598
May I.. I know I'm just a lowly human, but I really want to.. fuck you..
>He doesn't quite believe he's a "lowly human", but he's so stricken with lust that he'll say anything
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>>3158648
Right? I'm jealous of everyone who's getting Memorial day off right now.
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>>3158648
>Licks tongue
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>>3158648
I love rain. Sounds good besides the work part.
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>>3158592
Don't worry anon, you don't have to interact with me if you don't feel like you're up for it~
>>3158609
Sehr gut herr anon~
Und du~?
>>3158611
Excuse me?
>>3158615
You're welcome~
>>
Michael Jordan Invented air.
You know that shit you breathing? That's Mike.
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>>3158643
>She moves towards the couch and uses her gloves to climb on it and she slides on your crotch, she moves her skirt away and lets you look at her slit, leaking lube just on the tip of your dick as she slowly moves down, you feel how her slit opens a bit just to let your cock slide through and just when the tip is inside her, you feel how her pussy tightens gently around the tip of your dick and she slowly sits on your dick until its all deep inside her robo pussy
>You feel a warm, wet feeling inside her and how her inner walls pump with rhythm around your dick
Now.. you said you wanted it very intense?
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>>3158649
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>>3158657
Thee has't shown yond thou art loyal to thy queen and thus I shalt allow the to indulge in thy carnal desires.
>She stands up from her position and removes her undergarments.
Now lie down f'r me.
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>>3158666
Things were pretty average until you showed up.
Are you "on the job" tonight, beautiful?
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>>3158653
I stole it, don't shoot me please.
>>3158658
>>3158661
It's honestly not so bad. I don't have anything to do so it's 8 hours of time and a half to sit around and watch the rain.
Could be worse.
>>3158659
>Grabs your tongue with my tongue and pulls you in close
hello anon.
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>>3158692
Can I deepthroat your tongue?
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>>3158670
>The entire time she moves towards him, to the time she shows her his slit his dick pulsates, wanting nothing more then the cute sexy robot. When he's finally given what he wants he moans as he tries not to thrust inside her just yet, as it gently tightens around him a powerful moan is heard from him.
Oh fuck.... Yes, yes very intense! Please!
>>
>>3158692
>He nervously chuckles and averts his eyes.
Ehehe, That wath thuppothed to jutht be thneaky, but, uh, you got me.
Hi, Athui.
>>
>>3158692
Does sound pretty peaceful.
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>>3158692
That's probably the best way to look at it, at least it sounds peaceful
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>>3158706
As you wish..
>You feel how her inner walls pump faster and her pussy tightens your dick even more, trying to squeeze everything you have as she starts moving up and down, very fast, you feel her pussy totally milking your dick at a intense rate, her slit dripping and lube flying all over the place as she keeps moving up and down
>>
I
NEED
MY
DICK
SUCKED
RIGHT
THIS
SECOND
>>
What happened to Alisha Diphda anon?
>>
>>3158725
>Sucks your dick with a vacuum and tears it off
>you like this
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>>3158725
>Literally bites off dick.
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>>3158681
>He lies down without complaint, staring up hungrily at her body. His length sways a little as her panties slide down, desperate to get started
Ohh.. Thank you my.. queen.
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>>3158725
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>>3158723
Oh god!
>He moans out and thrusts his hips, trying to match her pace
Fuck yes, more! Please more!
>He moans in intense pleasure already! Cock pulsing hard inside her slit!
>>
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>>3158741
>>3158746
>Someone's posting null here
Weoo..
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>>3158698
How far..? I'm not one to taste someone's insides.
>>3158711
Sneaky? Walking up to someone getting in their face and licking their tongue is sneaky?
I would hope that's a joke.
>She releases you and takes a step back, eyeing you up and down.
What was that about, anyway.
>>3158714
>>3158722
Peaceful yes, I enjoy the rain.
Very nice. <3
>>
>>3158723
(Also damn that pic is hot.)
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>>3158742
>She crouches down and places herself atop of the man sliding her soft slit against the man's twitching cock.
So doth thee prefer soft or hard?
>She grins as her moist hole grinds against the tip of the man's member.
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>>3158725
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>>3158749
More?.. are you sure?.. okay..
>She moves her hips at a insane speed, you feel how her inner walls squeeze and pump faster your dick inside her slit, massaging your whole dick as she keeps moving really fast, really intense as she looks at you with a shape of heart on her eyes
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>>3158753
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>>3158757
Oh well, time for me to head out. Good luck with the rest of your shift Asui
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>>3158757
Yeah, I guess in hindsight that wasn't the most discrete thing I could've done, huh?
>He shrugs at her question and looks her up and down, admiring her body.
I just thought you were cute, that's all. Still do.
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>>3158772
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>>3158725
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>>3158772
DAMN IT, go sleep stalker!
>>3158774
And damn null teasing people with the fictional rpg maker hentai game art which will not end up being anything in the end..
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>>3158769
Ohhh fuuuckkk! God I'm going to cum already!
>He screams, barely even thrusting now as it's so fast there's no point! All he does is sit in mind numbing pleasure
Fuuuuuuaaaahhhh!!
>He moans again, her heart eyes only adding to it all
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>>3158784
(And he said I come from a land down under~)
>>
You've already lost. I have the high ground.
>>
>>3158792
>Fuuuuuuaaaahhhh!!
Careful dude, you're going to go super saiyan.
>>
>>3158794
Where beer does flow and men chunder
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>>3158764
>He grinds back against her slit, still not daring to slip it in. Every time the tip approaches her opening he whimpers in anticipation
Hard.. Hard please, my queen.
>>
>>3158803
KRIIILLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>cums
>>
>>3158803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFUUUUU
DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>3158792
>She continues to move up and down at the same pace, looking at the expressions of the anon and pumping a bit harder her inner walls around his dick, just enough to make him go over the edge while she doesn't stop even for a moment and winks at him
Fill my tank ~
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>>3158802
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>>
>>3158816
THEN YOU ARE LOST!
>>
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
>>
>>3158821
I CHOOSE TALOS
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>>3158804
(Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder!)
>>3158805
>She smiles towards the man as her hand moves over to push him into her soft warm and wet folds letting out a small moan as she feels the cock slowly fill her up before dropping down and lifting up again slamming herself upon the thick prick.
I shall wend hard as thee wish.
>>
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
GO GO GO
>>
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>>3158632
Servitude towards me? My, my. Well, if you're offering...
>Rachel extended her boot out to the anon. Her face was still one of complacency.
>>3158647
>Rachel takes the glass as her face lit up in mock surprise. She spoke with an air of obvious sarcasm.
My, for me? This is just too generous! You shouldn't have!
>She then stares the anon in the eyes as she holds the glass over the floor before dropping it, letting it shatter and allowing the fine wine to go to waste. Her voice regained its usual bored inflection when she next spoke.
I'm afraid I much prefer tea. I am head of the Alucard family. That's as much as someone like you needs to know.
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>>3158782
Be that as it may, when did that become a proper greeting?
>She shakes her head with a sigh, hands on her hips.
You could have just come out and said it and you might have had better results, not trying to be rude.
>>
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>>3158802
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>>3158819
YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME
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>>3158829
(You better run, you better take cover, yeah)
>>
THE HOT WIND BLOWING
JAGGED LINES ACROSS THE SAND
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>>3158814
>he can't even scream at this point he's lost in so much pleasure. Her wink and extra speed sends him over the edge easily. He bucks his dick as hard as he can when he cums, filling up her tank easily as he moans hard and pants heavily
>>
>>3158838
You've done that yourself!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
I never thought I'd miss you
Half as much as I do
And I never thought I'd feel this way
The way I feel
About you
As soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the blues away
It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best
>>
>>3158831
>The Anon holds up a finger as he drinks, as if to say, "hold on a moment." He downs most of the glass, before looking back at the girl as if nothing had happened.
Someone like me? That seems odd. You're here, aren't you? I can't imagine that you'd take up my offer if you just wanted to bully me, Rachel.
And if that's the case, well then, I misjudged you.
I've heard the name Alucard before. You're a vampire family, aren't you?
>>
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
O RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
>>
>>3158831
Wait....
>The anon looks down and thinks for a moment before smiling.
You're.... you're saying I get to service you in 'that' way?
>he grabs her boot and looks up to her
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>>3158829
>He throws his head back and lets out a moan, absolutely loving the rough treatment. For a moment he just lies back, letting himself be violated, but soon he's thrusting back, trying to match her speed
My queen..!
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Hello! Let's do our best today!
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>>3158683
I might be, but kinda busy at the moment~
>>
>>3158834
>He sighs and plants his eyes on the floor, resting his chin in the palm of his hand.
Yeah, I know, I know. It's just that here, in this environment, I forget a lot of the time that it's weird to just do that sort of thing.
It's sort of like how Astronauts need a while to get used to Earth's gravity again, y'know?
>>
>>3158859
JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER 9/11
>>
>>3158871
I'll do my best if you do yours.
>Offers double highfive.
>>
>>3158871
>Headpats
>>
GIVE WAR A CHANCE JACK
>>
>>3158874
For you, I'm willing to wait.
>>
>>3158885
jack... come back.... come back...
I'll never let go! I'll never let go!
>lets go
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>>3158879
Yes! You get the high five with both hands!
>High fives
>>3158883
Do your best!
>>
>>3158848
DON'T LECTURE ME, ANON. I DO NOT FEAR THE SHITPOSTING AS YOU DO
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>>3158839
(Lying in a den in Bombay)
>>3158865
Valorous actions from cattle.
>She begins to grind along his shaft with an even faster pace as the women begins to slowly pant with their folds lightly quivering around the cock.
>>
How can it be that we can
Say so much without words?
Bless you and bless me
Bless the bees
And the birds
I've got to be near you
Every night, every day
I couldn't be happy
Any other way
It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best
>>
>>3158895
What's on today's agenda? A raid? A fate episode?
>>
>>3158895
Both hands?!
It's like I've been touched by an Angel!
I'll do my best for sure!
>>
>>3158847
>She looks at you how you moan and move erratically as she doesnt stop her movement she feels how her tank starts filling up and she moves more gently now, pumping and masasging your dick with her inner walls
Thank you for the refuel..
>She moves up and your dick slides off her slit
I hope my service was good
>>
>>3158898
(With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty.")
>>
>>3158885
The unenlightened masses. They cannot make the judgment call.
>>
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>>3158904
On today's agenda is stacking a house of cards!
>>3158905
Hooray! We'll all do our best!
>>
>>3158912
>Tries to finish house of cards
>Sneezes and knocks the whole thing down
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As soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the blues away
It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best
It must be love, love, love.
>>
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>>3158921
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>>3158907
Oh fuck...
>He sighs in pleasure when she finally raises her slit from his dick
Mmm, you're the best sex bot ever!
>He pats her head with affection
>>
>>3158926
....Sorry.
>>
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I like this group.
You guys are cool.
>>
>>3158928
I'm glad it was of your liking, I'm at your service
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>>3158910
(Oh! Do you come from a land down under "oh yeah yeah"
Where women glow and men plunder~
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover.)
>>
>>3158898
>He lifts his hands to her hips, helping him thrust up deeper inside. Despite his brave actions he still can't keep himself from moaning, and his shaft is twitching far more than her inner walls
Ah! Amazing..
>>
>>3158911
Give up free will forever.
Their voices won't be heard at all.
>>
>>3158922
IN THE MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP
AND I PUT ON MY MAKE-UP
I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU
>>
>>3158922
Why are you in a fucking shark suit
>>
>>3158935
That's good because I like you and that sexy stare you have,
>>
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>>3158932
It's okay, I didn't want to do it anyway!
>>3158934
I want to do something else instead!
>>
>>3158936
It was amazing <3
I hope I see you around so I can use you again.
>>
>>3158947
What is it you wish to do then?
>>
>>3158940
DISPLAY OBEDIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND
>>
>>3158947
What are we gonna do?
>>
>>3158942
While combing my hair now
And wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
>>
>>3158937
(Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover! )
>>
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>>3158953
>>3158955
Let's go on an adventure instead!
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>>3158855
>Rachel largely ignored the majority of the things the anon said to her. She reclined in her seat and placed her head in her hand. Bored of his questions already, she finally broke eye contact and shifted her eyes to the side, staring off into space. She spoke dryly.
Yes. Yes we are.
>>3158862
Why, of course.
>Rachel gave an assuring smile, before she retracted her boot, yanking it from the anon's grasp.
But you must beg for it. All of my servants must learn to cast their shame away. You understand, yes?
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>>3158939
>Placing her one of her hands on the man's chest she presses down and continues to bounce on his shaft with the other hand moving down to caress their delicate balls.
As t shouldst beest cattle.
>>3158960
>(Clap
I do love a little singing every now and then.)
>>
>>3158958
Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you! Forever and ever we never will part.
Oh, how I love you. Together, forever, that's how it must be. To live without you would only mean heartbreak for me!
>>
>>3158971
I run for the bus, dear
While riding I think of us, dear
I say a little prayer for you
>>
>>3158969
(especially songs about home?)
>>
>>3158967
(It sucks so fucking bad I can't continue right now. I'm sorry but I have to leave, hopefully we can continue another time so I may beg to serve you heh. Thank you its been fun!)
>>
>>3158977
At work I just take time, and all through my coffee break time. I say a little prayer for you....
>>
>>3158961
To where?
>>
>>3158983
(Well it is nice for it to be from my home country and about it yes.)
>>
>>3158991
Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, forever, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me
>>
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>>3158952
Understood, you will see me again
(I hope you are this anon >>3157799 If you are, I hope you feel satisfied for now)
>>
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>>3159000
You're a cute robot.
>>
>all these people posting sappy song lyrics
They will never feel for you the way you feel for them
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>>3159000
(I am that anon and I feel oh so satisfied!! I can't thank you enough. It was so amazing!)
>>
>>3158969
>He starts to briefly forget his place, his hands moving around to her petite butt and squeezing it. Every time she slams her hips down he lets out another joyful cry
Oh! Ah!
>>
>falling in "love" with an ava
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>>3158998
My darling, believe me for me there is no one but you, please love me too! And I'm in love with you. Answer my prayer now, babe!
>>
>>3159008
Feels bad, doesn't it?
>>
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>>3159006
I'm cuter
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>>3158967
>He finished off his glass and sat it onto the table in front of him, resting both elbows on his knees and eyeing the side of the girl's face.
You're very beautiful, but I'm sure you already know that. Unfortunately some of the most beautiful flowers in this world are covered in thorns.
>He leans back as if to mirror her, and rests his arm behind her on the back of the seat, reclining very close to her.
What brings you here?
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>>3159023
Shall thee beest giving me thy essence soon then?
>She chuckle and slams down onto him grinding along the bottom of his shaft for a moment before lifting up and doing it again.
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>>3159009
(I'm glad, I can play as her again in the future, I think you have been teased enough)
>>3159006
I was made that way
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>>3159025
Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you.
Forever and ever we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you.
Together, forever, that's how it must be
To live without you.
Would only mean heartbreak for me...
>>
>>3159008
Even if it's a feeling that will never reach them, it's ok.
>>
>>3159027
Bad Mechanon! Go back to work.
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>>3157137
Pretty much, I love a good power struggle or domming over someone who resist initially.
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>>3159042
Well whoever made you knew what they were doing. What can a cute robot like yourself do? Do you shoot lasers?
>>
You guys wanna wrestle
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>>3159047
>songs over
RIP. I always liked that song.
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>>3159035
>He tries to hold on, but her grinding is just too much for him. The third time she starts her grinding he's pushed over the edge and shoots his essence deep inside her
Ah! My queen!
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>>3159058
I can control robots
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>>3159071
fuck you
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>>3159074
>Feeling the warmth flow into her she rests herself atop the throbbing member as it shoots into her; her gave lay locked down onto the man with a smile upon her face in satisfaction.
Thee forsooth didst perfectly livestock.
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>>3159083
No fuck you
Wrestle me faggot
>>
bagina
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>>3159094
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
>>
I
NEED
MY
DICK
WRESTLED
RIGHT
THIS
SECOND
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>>3158984
(It's quite alright. Feel free to continue if you see me around.)
>>3159028
>Rachel sat unmoving. Paying no heed to his compliment, she answered him without looking at him.
Humans are amusing to observe, toy with, and they are eager to serve. I'd return the question but I have a feeling I know why you're here.
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>>3159083
Nah fuck you, leatherman.
>>
>>3159109
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
>>
You can suck my ballls
And lick my stinky taint, girl
You can tongue bathe my balls
And eat my skeet skeet skeet
Tasting one warm nut with my thumb inside of your butt
And I'll take the vag'nal passage as I please
>>
>>3159089
>His whole body goes limp, his cock slipping out of her. His hands slip off her hips as he simply looks up into her eyes
I'm glad, my queen..
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>>3159122
>She stands p and places a finger into her self coating it in his seed before bringing it up to taste it.
It seemeth thee provide a high quality batch livestock.
>>
Hey, /ERP/.
What type of tablet, phone, computer do you use to erp.
>>
>>3159138
My android phone
Laptop
Wii U gamepad for when I want to jerk off but am too lazy
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>>3159111
>He looks blankly up at the ceiling, raising his leg to rest one of his feet on his knee.
No, I don't think you do know, Rachel. It's true this is a place for those kinds of things, but it also attracts interesting people. I like talking to those people.
>He leans forward to pour himself another glass of wine.
And you are one of those people, albeit stubborn. Is it not possible for a vampire and a human to be equals?
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>>3159137
Really? Thank you, my queen! Is there anything else you desire from me?
Though.. Now that I think about it, being called "livestock" is pretty.. embarrassing..
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Falling asleep at work..
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>>3159163
>Hugs
Shhhh, fall asleep in my aaarms..
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>>3159158
Well yond is what thou art so it is what thee shalt beest called.
>She smirks and looks back at the man.
Unless thee wish to beest hath called slave or if thee keepeth up the worketh, servant.
>>
Hello Innocence
Though it seems like we've been friends for years
I'm finishing
How I wish I had never begun
Though it should be the last one
And it's dragging me down to my knees
Where I'm begging you please
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>>3159151
>Rachel turned her head slightly to look at the anon, her face still possessing an expression of boredom. She yawned before answering his question.
It is most definitely possible. In fact, I do consider them equals. I just don't consider anyone *my* equal.
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>>3159190
Servant sounds nice at least.. Better than being called livestock.
But still, thank you so much for your time and attention, my queen
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>>3159229
>He frowns, bringing the wine glass to his lips and swirling the beverage inside.
So you've made obvious. I may be reaching for the stars with this question, here, Rachel, so have an open mind. Have you had many friends?
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Back for a while now~
Not sure for how long though
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>>3159265
Welcome back. It's always good to see you, no matter how long it's for.
>>
>>3159265
Nice ass, Germany.
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>>3159252
I guess I shalt calleth thee servant from now on but...
>She undresses and throws the rest of her clothes at the man.
Thee defiled me and ruined mine own clothing and so thee shall fix the latter.
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>>3159138
If you erp you are fucking retarded.
>>3159163
Have you perfected the art of sleep working? I did that while I still worked retail.
>>
It's like a bad dream,
that's becoming all too true,
Leaving me with nothing else left to do.
Now so helpless,
I'm not so selfish.
Tell me,
How does it feel to have a face like that,
How does it feel to be replaced like that.
Now so faceless,
Do you still feel?
This isn't me,
This isn't you,
But it's just everything we do.
Till you open up your eyes,
and understand this isn't real.
This isn't me,
This isn't you,
This is everything but true,
Till we come to realize,
It's what we put each other through.
>>
I need a slow loving blowjob.
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>>3159290
Yeah, I have to say that I have.
Working all morning, I find time to get more sleep.
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>>3159259
>Rachel positioned her hands as if she were holding a teacup and a saucer and, through some supernatural means, a teacup and saucer manifested seemingly from nothing. Rachel took a small sip from the teacup before speaking.
Define friends.
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>>3159274
Dankeschön, how may I assist you~?
>>3159277
Danke~
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>>3159287
>He looks down at her clothes, still feeling her warmth on them. He resists the temptation to bury his face in the pile and meets her gaze
Of course, my queen!
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>>3159332
germany im really tired, should i sleep or nah
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>>3159315
>He stares blankly at the teacup as it materializes, only taking another sip of his wine. He remains silent for a few moments before answering the monotone girl.
Someone that you have a mutual affection for, I suppose? People that like the same things as you that you enjoy being around.
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>>3159302
>Love
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>>3159336
Sleep is important, you will have the strength to carry on longer if you sleep now~
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>>3159332
Do you have enough time to service me, or will I have to settle for just imagining?
>>
>>3159345
Love and tenderness are important and seem to be missing frequently in sex.
;_; I just want a slow, sweet blowjob.
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>>3159345
Mornin' Char-bar
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>>3159333
(Hope you enjoyed it but I must take my leave now and feel free to hit me up next time you see me if you wish.)
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>>3159332
>want to fuck you
>have to finish preparations for guests later
Decisions Decisions
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>>3159315
>Rachel closes her eyes and takes a long, quiet sip of tea as she deliberates the anon's inquiry. As she lowers her cup, she opens her eyes and speaks.
If you put it that way, yes, I have many friends.
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>>3159355
One day we'll bring love back.
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>>3159370
Maybe one day I'll get that blowjob, too. ;_;
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>>3159358
(I did. Helps that I quite like vampires)
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>>3159354
I can half ass it
Or you can settle for patience/imagination.
Your call
>>3159364
Big decisions~
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>>3159345
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>>3159383
>Big decisions
For you.
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>>3159383
I guess I have some time to fap.
Can you tease me a little, Bismarck?
>>
>>3159383
Masturbating while thinking about you it is, then.
Again.
>>
>>3159380
Maybe, Anon. Maybe.
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>>3159355
Okay, yeah I get that but don't use that, okay?
>>3159357
Hey Chef
>>3159388
Same
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>>3159391
was getting caught part of your plan?
>>3159395
It depends how much you want to see~
>Bismarck grins, squeezing her breasts together
>>3159396
Anon you make me sad, please, let me try?
I'll do my best for you~
>>
>>3159438
Do you want to give a slow, sweet handjob?
>>
>>3159441
Those breasts look quite large.
I want to see lots.
>>
>>3159365
>massages your feet
>>
>>3159438
How're you doing today?
>>
These tears I cry sure won’t be the last
They will not be the last, no
This pain inside never seems to pass
It never seems to pass me by
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>>3159465
Thank you, dear servant, but it shall have to await another time. I've grown quite tired. I will take you up on that massage once I return. Goodnight.
>>
HEY、 HEY、 STREET FIGHTER!
KEEP FIGHTING、 MAKE THE FUTURE BRIGHTER!
GO AHEAD、 STREET FIGHTER!
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>>3159479
Don't cry, it's okay!
You can do the thing!
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>>3159492
‘Cuz you’re my heart
You are my soul
You’re my other half
Without you I can not be whole baby
So far apart
I just don’t know
What drove us apart in the first place
Now I know baby why
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>>3159446
Nothing wrong with it, unless it's really weird
>>3159449
I mean, I won't really get anything out of it
>>3159466
I'm still pretty tired
>>
>>3159492
(Who is this?)
>>
>>3159517
What the fuck is weird about love?
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>>3159541
This is no place for love.
>>
>>3159517
You're always pretty tired. You should really try getting some quality sleep.
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>>3159549
No time for love. Post desktop.
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>>3159549
ERP is the perfect place for love and friendship are you on fucking cocaine?
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>>3159557
>>
Avatars here are like prostitutes.
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>>3159566
>tfw haven't made a single friend
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>>3159582
You will never make friends.
>>
>>3159581
They rhyme.
>>
>>3159566
That's my favorite type of cocaine.
>>
>>3159588
I don't know why that got me to laugh, but I want you to know it did.
>>
>>3159587
Even if I did, I couldn't bring them.
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>>3159587
>massages your feet
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>>3159592
Bring them?
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>>3159557
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>>3159591
That's good, Anon.
>>
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>>3159602
Nice one. Here's mine.
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>>3159541
Oh, you know!
>>3159556
Nah, that's dumb
>>3159587
Don't bully the Anons!
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>>3159601
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
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>>3159624
>massages your feet
Do massages count as love?
>>
>>3159602
>.gif
needs a tumblr filename too imo
>>
>>3159624
Yeah, well you're dumb.
>He sticks his tongue out
>>
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How hard is it to smother someome with a pillow until they die?
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>>3159653
Easy, if you're stronger than them.
>>
>>3159594
Thanks.
>>3159624
>Stabs.
>>3159653
It's pretty easy. Straddel the person and apply all the pressureyou can muster.
>>
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>>3159659
>>3159665
Interesting.. Would it be easier to get some gloves and just strangle them straight up?
>>
>>3159665
>I massage higher up your legs, your sore thighs getting aome much needed attention
no, thank *you*...
>>
>>3159672
Again, that would probably depend on how much of a fighter they are. Plus, it's much easier to just use a pillow. If you just use your hands, you'll feel disgusted at squeezing the life out of someone and feeling them die in your grasp. You might start to get cold feet.
>>
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>>3159635
Y-yes, now it does
>>3159650
>Takes out knife
Yeah, you're probably right
>>3159665
>Fucking dies
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>>3159672
>>3159672
>>3159680
What this guy said.
And Tsuyu a cute.
>>3159696
>Consumes corpse.
>>
>>3159705
>consumes corpse
That's hot :^)
>>
Why do people like Yandere?
>>
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>>3159696
Hello there Chara!
I'll give you some love.
>>3159705
Oh hush you, I'm just a frog.
>>
>>3159719
I guess it would be nice to have someone to love and cherish you so much that they'd go as far as to kill to keep you with them?
>>
Just dick me baby one more time!
>>
>>3159696
>Slaps Char-bar
No. It's too early for stabbing.
>>
>>3159719
It's fun.
You've never had an overly obsessed gf that would literally rip and tear someone for your love? Nerd.
>>3159723
>dies
>>3159725
Ribbit.
>>
So where's all the sex?
>>
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>>3159705
What the fuck?
>>3159719
Hell if I know
>>3159723
All will obey the call!
>>3159725
Who?
>>3159748
Ow
>Rubs cheek
>>
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>>3159781
Obama.
>>3159759
Croak.
>>
>>3159781
That's what you get! Threatening to attack a man who cooks for you, honestly...
>>
>>3159787
I want that tongue wrapped around my body...
>>
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>>3159791
Are you clean? Are you hairy? Any rashes or anything?
This is my tongue you are talking about.
Think about what you would put on your tongue first.
>>
>>3159783
Then you better have a death or fear fetish and get excited that one last time before you perish!
>>
>>3159796
N-no, if anything, I'm perfectly edible, too...
>>
>>3159783
What's that, Anon? I saw your gaze linger on her, don't try to hide it. Tell me, what's she to you, anyways? I won't even get that mad, promise. Because I know that there's no possible way she can love you half as much as I love you! Can you really tell me she's as much of a woman to you as you're a man to me!?
>>
>>3159807
She's a coworker.
S-sorry
>>
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>>3159802
This is strange.
>>
>>3159809
Oh, so she only works with you is all? Then I'm just being silly, you and me have so much more in common than sharing a workplace! But wait....how can I be sure you're actually working every day and not just messing around with that stupid fucking bimbo, huh? You are, aren't you? What the hell makes her so special!? Anything she can do, I can do twice as good!
>>
>>3159832
Forget him.. I'm here for you now.
>>
>>3159832
We're just friends.
Don't hurt me
>Anon began to tear up
>>
>>3159838
You? Why would I want you? Anon is all I ever wanted, all I ever needed! You're just a nobody.
>>3159839
Hurt you? How could I possibly hurt you!? I just love you oh so much. Shhh, don't you worry now. Hey, can you tell me where this "friend" of yours is now? If you truly loved me, you would do it in a heartbeat! It's nothing serious, really, I just want to talk to her! I want to get to know allll your friends, your cohorts, you acquaintances....because they're going to be mine as well!
>>
>>3159862
She's down at office right now.
I feel terrible for ever distrusting you like this.
>>
>>3159605
I am totally claiming
>HMUBUUOO GHOGOHOOBU!??
>>
>>3159882
The office*
>>
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Is it time to die?
>>
>>3159895
Yes
>>
Whatever it is, I didn't do it.
>>
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>>3159895
Soon enough.
>>
>>3159895
Please.
>>
>>3159907
Swallow me whole, Pete...
>>
>>3159882
It's okay, you know I'll always forgive you no matter what. Relationships are built on trust, so just trust me and stay here for a minute. I know where your office is, I've been there soooo many times, just watching you! She's that brunette hussy that greets you every morning, I'm sure. I'll be back really soon, so don't worry. You ARE going to stay here, right, my love? Y-You're not going to make me tie you down to this chair, are you?
>>
>>3159919
Shhhhhhh
>Pets
>>
>>3159907
Kill me, Pete
>>
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>>3159919
I love you though!
>>
>>3159945
L-Love?! What?!
>>3159934
>Purrs.
>>
>>3159928
You are correct, that is her. Don't take too long, darling....
I need your comfort when you get back.
>>
>>3159957
>Scritches behind your ears.
Then all is well!
>>
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>>3159957
You heard me!
You can't die because I love you!!
Now get over here and hug me, you fool...
>>
>>3159958
Ehehe, I'll be really quick, promise! You'll never, ever have to worry about that rotten whore or the advances she torments you with ever again. I'm going to tread all over her putrid heart just like she tried to do mine. And I'll make sure it hurts dearly....l...I want to see her squirm before I feed her to the maggots, it's making me so excited just thinking about it. I can't wait to be beck in your warm embrace again, sweetheart. Just know that everything I do is all for you, always!
>>
>>3160038
Oh, thank you.
Be careful out there.
I don't want to see your cute body ruined.
>>
>>3160060
Aww, you're so sweet. That's why I fell in love with you in the first place! There's no need to worry about me, though. I'll make her rue the day she ever set eyes on you, my sweet! This body of mine is for you and you only so I swear it'll remain untouched. Okay, just sit here and relax, I'll be back before you even miss me. Ahaha, like that's even possible! All of the shows you watch are recorded in alphabetical order like always and your meal is in the microwave, it's your favorite!
>>
>>3160112
Good luck, honey.
I'll relax for your sake.
Let me know when you return.
>>
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>Doing your best intensifies
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>>3160226
>[begs sempai to notice me internally]
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>>3160226
>You are absolutely adorable
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>>3160226
Still haven't told me who you are.
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>>3160226
>Urge to pet the cute brown intensifies
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>>3160226
Kuro?
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>>3160226
DO YOUR BEST, DO YOUR BEST, DO IT EVERY DAY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecJMYvWz6A
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>AT LEAST 4 (FOUR) FUCKING GRANBLUE FANTASY AVATARS
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>>3160245
>notices
Would you like a super cool high five, anon?
>>3160247
Thank you! I do try to be cute!
>>3160266
A memer with a cuddly side, it's on my character sheet!
>>3160268
I'm not going to judge you if you want to pet me!
>>3160276
Nope~
>>3160313
I will try, anon!
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>>3160338
I've been doing a good job raising you!
Want a headpat?
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>>3160327
>anon yesterday says we have no granblue fantasy avatars
>now its flooding the streets
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>>3160338
>Anon gently begins to rub her cute head
So youre a cuddle rp'er.. been awhile since we had those
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>>3160327
hey
the game is shit but the women are qts
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>>3160362
It's all your fault.
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>>3160362
Why did you awaken them?
Why?
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>>3160438
>>3160444
I didn't do it!
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There aren't enough Pokémon and ship girls... or 2hus...
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>>3160512
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>>3160491
You did
Fuck you
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>tfw tomoko will never touch your penis
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>>3160633
Kenny! <3
I'm sorry I abandoned you!
>>3160573
FUCK YOU!
>>3159998
>Kurisu hugs the cute frog lady.
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>>3160633
Oh look. Panda feets.
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>>3160646
>tfw my penis will never touch her tomoko
>mfw I have no face
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>>3159998
I want to do the frog girl
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>>
> Tfw have crippling depression.
>Doing anything is a struggle
>Find weird red stain on carpet
>Try to clean, but I only make it worse
>Convinced stain is sentient and doesn't want to be cleaned
>Mfw it was Kurisu the entire time
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>>3160662
KURISU I LOVE YOU
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>>3160533
Soon.
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>take a massive shit, it won't flush
>floods the house, call the plumber
>unlocks drain, hands me the problem
>tfw it was Kurisu
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>>3160744
>>3160881
ROFL
FUCK
IM DYING
>>3160867
I-I LOVE YOU TOO?!
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>>3160891
YES KURISU.
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO WITH MY TONGUE.
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>>3160891
have another
>tfw stressed out from work
>decide to masturbate
Look at some hot anime girls
>Cum, but erection lasts for more than 4 hours
>have to go to the ER to get it flaccid
>tfw that erection was Kurisu
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>be me
>have a generally successful life: Parents love me, go to a good university with good marks, have a long time girlfriend that loves me
>Suddenly everything changes
>Get crippling depression
>Grades plummet, fail all my classes. parents abandon me, girlfriend leaves me
>One night while lying sleepless in bed, my depression manifested itself into a being
>mfw it was Kurisu
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>get genital warts
>get them removed
>the doctor puts them in a jar
>later that night I wake up, the jar has smashed
>the warts have formed into their own sentient being
>afraid, I ask "what are you?"
>It looks back over its shoulder to me, and whispers "Kurisu"
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>wake up
>tfw not Kurisu, LD, Nue, Clown, DMG, Luffy or Innocent Boy
This feel is a great feel
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>>3160989
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>3160979
>>3160926
>>3160922
HOLY FUCK PLEASE
WHY
>>3160920
V-VORE?!
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>>3161010
UNPUFF
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>>3161010
Nope~
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>tfw at my wits end
>Life is shit, work long hours with shit pay, barely able to afford my 1 bedroom apartment. Eat the same shitty food for weeks at a time. Have no friends, or family
>Decide to end it all and grab a shotgun I keep in closet
>get on the floor, back against the wall, barrel of the shotgun in my mouth and toe on the trigger
>Whimper and press down with my toe - nothing.
>Even my gun wants me to continue suffering. Why?
>Inspect gun
>mfw it was Kurisu. It's always Kurisu.
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>>3160879
>>
Does anyone else want to hatefuck Kurisu and Kenny while the thread watches
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>>3161097
Maybe. Maybe we just fuck like rabbits, Rib.
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>>3161091
W-What?!
>>3161074
Lewd!
>>3161095
I'm the best inspiration ever for severe depression.
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>>3161153
Nothing.
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>>3161153
But you know you love it~
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>>3161272
I want to hug this adorable frog girl.
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>>3161321
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>>3161344
>hugs
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>>3161153
Stop causing depression
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>>3161439
Stop living.
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Do we still sit on the faces of faceless males here?
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>>3161272
But I only love Kenny!
>>3161439
Stop being my fucking depression.
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>>3161487
I didn't even mean for that "face"/"faceless thing to be contradictory and impossible sounding. You know what I mean.
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>>3161487
How do you sit on the face of something that has no face?
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>>3161487
Is Kurisu a useless piece of shit?
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>>3161487
Sure, but we are really picky about who sits on our face.
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>>3161534
>like dmg did
T R I G G E R E D
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>>3161136
Hehe, the pun. But I wanna do that...
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>>3161458
>>3161492
Damn
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>>3161565
And Master is more than willing to oblige, if you've got the time.
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>>3161568
You just got...served
>Puts on sunglasses
>YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
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Kms
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>>3161647
>fat asses
Damn that's cute.
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>>3161560
she has a big butt my man
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>>3161647
How flexible is your tongue
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>>3161647
tomoko?
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>>3161602
You should've said dunked on. I mean, it still wouldn't have been funny, but y'know
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>>3161698
Actually no, it was more of a profession pun. But fine, I thought I was gonna be on a roll, but I guess I just couldn't rise to the occasion.
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>>3161492
Kurisu, you need to kick that anons BUTT.
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>>3161647
>kiss tongue
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>>3161722
Did my Chef tell me to kill myself? Cool!
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Who wants frog legs
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>>3161786
No, just wanted to pun after I saw it. I guess trying to make Char-bar laugh is no short-order.
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>>3161792
This is too much. I've got a weak spot for Tsuyu.
>>3161732
Do it for me!
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>>3161792
I do!
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>>3161792
Yes. All of my yes.
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>>3161813
>Today will be the day that Kurisu erps on the thread
Do it, frog girl!
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>>3161813
>>3161825
I'm just being me <3
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>>3161800
If you give me chocolate I can pretend to laugh at your bad jokes!
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>>3161813
But it goes against everything I stand for.
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Slutty flustershy ava when?
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>>3161884
Actually, I'd prefer a bun in the oven, but I guess just giving you chocolate will have to do.
>He puts on his apron
Anything in particular you're looking for today?
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>>3161939
Just a chocolate bar, that's all I need and speaking of cooking, you haven't cooked for anyone else?
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>>3162006
Ah...heh heh...heh...About that...
>He runs and grabs a frying pan
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>>3162033
That didn't answer my question!
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>>3162066
Yes, alright! Yes! I cooked for other people!
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>>3161912
I was thinking about picking her up. I'll keep you updated.
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>>3162077
I'd stab you but I'm way too tired. So I'll do it when I wake up, maybe
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>>3162124
Hello.
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>>3162130
>Gives a chocolate bar
Or you could just not. That'd be pretty fine too.
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>>3162146
>The woman's ears perk up and she turns to face you.
Oh, hi there Anon.
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>>3162160
So...what brings you here?
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So. Since DMG left because she didn't want to become a meme like Nue and Luffy. Couldn't we all just agree to not post her pic? We all know Paul will be a sack of shit and post it but shit stains will be shit stains. Do you think that'll bring her back?
>>
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>>3162192
I will never be able to get that image out of my head
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>>3162212
fucking this
LD's insane plan worked
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>>3162192
Your heart is in the right place, but it's best just to not bring it up. Idiots will still give her attention, but we need to move on.
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>>3162164
>Pets the Shiro
I've missed you!
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