Dead Hours Hunger Games
Hosted by Spike, unfortunately.
First 24, you giblets.
>>3139186
Sally
The Player
Himiko Toga
Vic Viper
Sanae Kochiya
>>3139186
Ririchiyo
>>3139186
Togami Byakuya
>>3139186
Maria and Harusame
Kawasaki Saki
>>3139186
Corvo Attano
KaminaJack Feat. Drake
uncomfortable
>>3139203
Idubz
>>3139186
Ross
Lord Beerus
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Captain Luna
>>3139167
>>3139199
Helps a lot to love what you're spending so much doin. If you don't, usually wash out way before the pros. Couple really gifted big dudes figured out they didn't love it till way too late recently tho. One of em straight up retired, gave away more than 20 million bucks.
Reimu
Cadmium
Circlekerking Jew
Nobody
killme
Wiggins
Honeybee Inn
Rem and Ram
>>3139243
How would that even make any sense to you?
>>3139219
True, people say do that if you are able to choose a job that you love, you'll never work a day in your life. I'm still trying to find my passion.
Wait, they gave away their own money? That's quite admirable if they asked me, even if it was not to charity.
Post what you're listening to
Mai Minakami
stupids
>>3139261
>Watching Knights of Sidonia again.
>>3139243
Sorry to disappoint ya
I'm so sorry for how long this took. Hosthelper used to always work for me, but now it just launches some weird shit four times and then says it can't find the picture.
Check 'em.
>>3139261
No.
>>3139260
Well, they had a contract for the money that was guaranteed, assuming they kept tryin to play. Had an early life crises I guess, agreed to let that much go. Trust me when I say you don't wanna hear the details of how them contracts work. Need a damn law degree to figure it out.
>>3139274
We're good to go
>>3139261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxiugsEhm3I
>>3139261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
>>3139274
>>3139282
Taking your word for it. Off we go.
Wiggins tells himself he isn't going, and then goes anyway, so, anyone concerned about the lack of Wiggins rest assured that there is at least one Wiggins in this small area with you, ready to cuddle.
Pears are apparently scared of hotels, I wouldn't look too far into it, but keep it in mind next time you're produce shopping on your way to the Hilton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPNTC7uZYrI
>>3139294
>mfw that commentary
>>3139294
Well that was easy
>>3139280
I suppose that's the down side of any career that is managed and funded by talent seeking entities. Every business just wants what's best for themselves and try to rip off their recruits as much as possible. But hey, at least you have higher earnings than the average worker, correct? You'll be one of the few people that could actually afford to hire a solicitor.
>>3139294
Are you two sure that this is the place we're supposed to stay? It looks.... old. Yes, I wanted to say old.
>>3139294
Suit yourself, scaredy pants, but I'm going to attend anyway.
>>3139294
Delicious food, radios being rude, guys in black with attitude, we got the full package here.
Wiggins meets his adoring public, and he's gonna cuddle at least one of them before the day is over mark my words.
Ross learns not to trust anyone, not even the phone.
Gundam and Idubz really have to understand that nobody asking to come in is already a big sign that things are off.
Togami has to get something off his chest, no, wait, out of his chest.
And Jude's two avas cap off our day doing nothing.
>>3139314
I-I don't like where this is going
>>3139314
Dead people. I need to do less commentary and speed up on slides, so consider this slide an apology slide to the previous slide where I spent too long typing commentary instead of posting the slide.
I love you all, I promise.
>>3139314
If this means that I am free to stay as long as I want, then so be it. If you see the owner of this place, please, tell him I send my regards.
>>3139314
I'm not sure if calling the ambulance would be any help.
>>3139318
...no.
Why are you idiots still making these threads after I specifically instructed you to stop?
>>3139318
Cult members tire themselves out stabbing two tributes to death. We really need to be more considerate to our cult members and die faster, they can't be expected to stab all day, they might get wrist cramps.
Children crying ruin any vacation, but it's hardly a reason to call for help, just punch the kid in the throat like a normal person.
Some people forgot to turn the thermostat up.
Big sheets. Lovely.
Ririchiyo needs to let the damn cat in already.
Saki apparently doesn't bathe.
>>3139328
Why are you so flat?
>>3139328
So you can complain about it, it's a win-win situation
>>3139329
Fucking fuck fuck
>>3139308
Well, that's why we got the union. Gotta protect ourselves and keep gettin dem checks. Far as the actual numbers go, higher than average is one way to put it. Frankly, I prolly could have retired after my second or third season and lived the rest of my life without a payin job, and that's on a rookie scale deal.
>>3139335
Cower a new word for sleep or what? Said I shivered, not that I was scared, what the fuck man. Journalists these days.
>>3139331
STOP IT
>>3139335
Whatever made that noise, let's hope I can ambush and kill it. This place is getting weirder by the day.
>>3139335
Corvo and Beerus take a break from their relationship.
Jude takes our Inn and escapes through the attic window, presumably to open it up somewhere else to steal revenue from this Hotel, as though the multiple stabbings weren't enough of a deterrent.
Wiggins wakes Saki to see if she heard him lamenting about the lack of cuddles, and perhaps to offer her one.
Vic is ungrateful.
Luna doesn't understand the kids these days with their whips and nae naes.
Ririchiyo is not a qualified barber and should not be treated as such, unfortunately Gamers aren't known for being picky when it comes to haircuts, so Player took the risk.
Three people in a bed, and all of them female. This is either porn or a live action Disney series from the early 2000s.
Uncomfortable is being paranoid.
And Himiko needs to work on this sleepwalking thing.
Attaching slide and good to post.
>>3139343
You should consider yourself lucky to be able to live comfortably after such a short career, but it's not like I can talk. Are you still going planning to play professionally? Although I suppose it's hard to practice here without someone to play with. I'm unsure if there are many other basket players around that would be enough of a challenge for you.
>>3139354
I was framed, someone made me do it!
>>3139354
Catman, can you still hear me? What happened? Damn this door, it's stuck.
>>3139354
F
>>3139354
Dope commentary
>>3139367
I've now started attaching the slides before typing, so I'm a clever boy.
Beerus goes through some climate training. If he had fur, he'd find this a lot less uncomfortable.
Speaking of uncomfortable, she's discovered a couple banging in the storage closet. Awkward.
Moving back to our chronological order we have Maria and scary woman playing hide and seek with children. Honestly, I'm not sure which one I'd want to find me the least, rape or murder, either is terrifying.
Luna CAN push her, but the question is whether or not she feels like it, I feel like she might just find the effort if she gets a reward in return.
Cadmium wants to go outside. Shame these aren't the outside games, huh, Cadmium? Should've thought of this before entering a hotel.
Vic seems to unconsciously want to kill Wiggins, maybe he actually wants to see him swim in kool aid. That's racist, Vic.
Saki shares some kool aid nightmares, or blood, or nothing. Corvo doesn't see shit.
>>3139370
Thanks, I got it from my mum.
F
>>3139386
>Thanks, I got it from my mum.
That's kinda cute to be honest
>>3139365
I saw good ol' Uncle Drew round here jus last night, and it's the off season anyways. Skill development more the focus right now.
It's been cool finally meetin you Riri, but I gotta catch some Z's. See you round, aight?
>>3139398
Oh. I'm not very familiar with sports players around here, so you'll know more than me.
Alright. See you later.
>>3139419
EMS
>>3139386
Himiko 'accidentally' wanders into the kitchen and finds no one to murder. Shame.
Luna asks the nightman something during the day, and he finds the irony so funny he can't answer the question. Unprofessional.
Ririririririririririririrririririririrririri (yes I fucked up the alternation, sue me) and Saki go to bed during the day, presumably so they can talk to the nightman without him laughing at them.
Beerus, the man dressed like an Aztec criticises fashion sense.
Vic is being a real pussy today. Corvo gives no answer, so we'll hope he gives us one in the comments below. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve my channel dying.
Wiggins now has a cuddle door, and I'm sure he's going to be utilising its functionality as soon as the nightman is distracted by numerous questions.
Uncomfortable is paranoid still.
Maria and Harusame have such powerful sex in full view of the outside world that they develop amnesia.
>>3139397
I never knew my mom. Not so cute anymore now is it?
>>3139430
>I never knew my mom. Not so cute anymore now is it?
>>3139386
Are you two trying to pull such a weak prank on me? You should think about a new one if you intend to trick me.
>>3139430
I'm calling my solicitor right now.
>>3139430
Fuck.
>>3139435
It's in character I promise.
>>3139442
>It's in character I promise.
>>3139430
Stand behind me citizen, I, Lord Protector Corvo Attano, will defend you from harm.
>>3139442
Vic has lost all self respect and now can't even recognise himself.
Corvo only now figures out how the games work and manages to kill two and a half people before Wiggins locks him into a cuddle and Beerus finishes him off, presumably because he was dressed funny.
Saki catches a glimpse of Hikki's ghost before he gets nervous and runs off.
Riririririrriririrriririrrirriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sees a glimpse of Kuga before he whispers something obscene and runs off.
Cad and Cap can't stand the rain.
Uncomfortable met one of Sophisto's other avas and is understandably upset.
>>3139461
Spike your banter is killing me
>>3139461
Was that a stalker? I may need to up the security around here.
>>3139471
>>3139474
Oh, that was just a silly trap. Nevermind.
>>3139461
>>3139461
Welcome to the Feast. We provide Lunchables and sometimes gruel if you're lucky.
Beerus isn't hungry for some reason. Call it an anomaly.
Cadmium already ate at the periodic table, so she abstains.
Wiggins is trying real hard to earn that cuddle, and with the rate things are going he might just get it. I'm rooting for you.
Vic finally has something go right for him, despite being a ponce. And Luna and Saki continue their chill adventures. If Luna's feeling up to it.
Uncomfortable makes an ass out of herself, and because of that, we'll all be knowing how she feels for a while.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank you for flying Air Spike, and I'd like to apologise once again for the speed at which we are traveling.
>>3139485
I am free to roam!
>>3139474
>Be me
>enter gender neutral bathroom
>girl next to me has a bigger dick
>>3139461
I AM THE ONE WHO LEAVES ALIVE, EVERYONE IS SENTENCED TO DIE!
>>3139495
No, go back to where you belong to. I'm not sure where that is, but just not here.
>>3139500
You sucked it, right?
Spike's commentary is platinum
>>3139507
Ofcourse I did, I'm not gay but I know a good dick when I see one
>>3139494
Cadmium, using her powers of weather prediction knows that there's a cool breeze out there, but can't quite reach it.
Wiggins misses out on his cuddle, and the audience is understandably devastated by the outcome. By audience, I mean the one small Albanian boy who's about to be molested and was devastated anyway, but this didn't make things better.
Saki forgot the key step to escaping a burning building. Namely escaping the burning building. She got the fire part right, though. Solid effort.
Beerus apparently didn't go to the feast so he could order room service, and uncomfortable probably ran away after dropping the plate, so she joins him.
Luna could probably come out, but she'd rather just hang down there with basement girl. I hear she has boardgames. Lucky bint.
What Vic doesn't know is that the kitchen is indeed full, but all the staff don't want to deal with him, so they're in miscellaneous cupboards.
>>3139505
I know where that is.
In your wardrobe!
See you!
>>3139518
>.
>>3139521
No, get out of my room, and my house.
>>3139496
Fucking ew
>>3139529
I will try all the fine clothes on!
>>3139496
>She isn't Fukawa
Gross
>>3139518
I'm trying super hard to go fast, I promise. I'll be less slow when I have my actual games, maybe. When I finish them.
I am gonna finish them.
At what point does CPR become necrophilia
>>3139535
Get out. I don't want you touching my stuff.
>>3139546
You will never catch me!
Don't worry, I will come out when I'm done.
>>3139554
I'll just sic you-know who on you.
>>3139543
Wiggins has been posing as a women in order to get closer to other women in order to have greater cuddle potential, but his ruse is almost compromised when Cadmium questions him about not taking a shower. Gotta hide the python.
Uncomfortable could ask Beerus to stop with the claw sharpening, but she's too damn socially awkward to even attempt it. You shared a meal, he'll hear you out.
Vic just turn the heat up, you worthless bastard. You're better than this.
Beerus becomes confused by something that is clearly not a room and instead of moving beyond it to the actual room next door, he lets a cabinet in the middle of the hallway dissuade him. God of Destruction, ladies and gentlemen.
>>3139562
If anyone wouldn't have been able to sleep, it would have been uncomfortable.
>>3139561
Hey, are you old enough for bras yet? The lady in the shop always tells me I don't need one yet, but I wanna see which one looks good on me!
>>3139571
Last warning before I call the clown out.
>>3139562
Finally, after numerous failed attempts, Wiggins manages to get himself alone with a woman in a situation where she's scared and in need of comfort. Uncomfortable feels extremely nervous, but won't say no because of the implication.
Beerus helps himself to free food because no one's man enough to stop him.
Cadmium uses her amazing powers of deduction once again to estimate the amount of people an entire hotel can hold instantly upon seeing a crowd.
Vic can't plug a phone in. You keep finding new ways to disappoint me.
>>3139574
Sunset is a babe.
>>3139573
Wow, what's the short one for? I didn't know you had such clothes!
>>3139587
That's it, don't say I didn't warn you.
>>3139584
Cadmium inherited Luna's attitude of "I can do this, but should I?" and then does it anyway, almost as if an event is strangely phrased.
Another thing to note is that this closet might just be the cabinet that was bothering Beerus earlier in disguise. Who watches the furniture?
Wiggins gets under the sheets with a lady, but is promptly cockblocked by the one, the only Vic "How do I live?" Viper.
>>3139515
This was the last image that wasn't Riri, Aikawa, or Spike
>>3139592
I'll be taking these then!
>runs away
>>3139587
They're from my personal collection after my vict- client's ride in my van.
>>3139595
Cuck.
>>3139595
Wiggins uses his cat-like reflexes to close the door in time to save his life.
Beerus uses his black man-like reflexes to not give a fuck.
Vic wisely decides that he should just stay in bed, because nothing good is ever going to happen to him. Also Cadmium is there.
Finally, after a long journey of social tragedy, uncomfortable becomes the center of attention. And dead.
>>3139599
Sorry.
>>3139595
That must have been a giant bed, to fit all three of them simultaneously.
>>3139599
And? What are you trying to say?
>>3139607
LITTLE
>>3139615
That it's dead as fuck
>>3139609
F
>>3139600
Get back here so I can love you.
>>3139609
I'm sorry for all of this. I should've stayed in Law school.
>>3139615
Nice timing
>>3139626
rest in piss
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>>3139630
K-Kamina?
>>3139626
Wiggins gets some leg training. Got a few games to hit up after this hotel stay. Or maybe he just wants to catch people who run from him. Maybe that.
Beerus uses horror as an excuse to rid himself of Vic's terrible company.
And Cadmium sees firsthand how fast Wiggins is getting. He'll get her next time.
>>3139631
He's dead, Jim.
>>3139630
Keep it down.
>>3139634
Cadmium and Vic hear >>3139630, completely breaking the 4th wall and ruining the immersion I was having where I felt like I was really in a boring hotel. Thanks, guys.
Wiggins and Beerus had a magician as a tour guide, but don't appreciate it. No one's impressed by magic anymore.
>>3139643
I'd like to take Sunset out to a nice restaurant. You know. Some place classy. Really spoil her.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeehh..........
>>3139646
Storms suck.
>>3139647
Shocker bonzai!
>>3139646
You literally eat money. Good luck
>>3139648
Vic's been in Beerus's room.
Wiggins thought finally someone was going to give him the ol' Phonecall fakeout cuddle, but instead he got the ol' Imma fuckin' stab you, cunt. Shame.
Cadmium and Vic seem to be really hitting it off.
>>3139651
I also eat other things.
>>3139656
Affording the restaurant is the issue
>>3139647
My reaction to Spike's game :^)
>>3139656
We're one step closer to this hellhole ending.
>>3139662
I exist on a diet featuring gemstones. I can just save some up and exchange them for currency.
>>3139669
Fair reaction.
>>3139671
I can sum up the two slides I'm skipping with this one.
>>3139671
Where the fuck you get gems tho?
>>3139675
Save yourself.
>>3139675
Skipping everything to get to this gem.
Vic is still the fucking worst.
Beerus ate too much free food and the nightman caught him.
Cadmium shouldn't mix with water.
>>3139676
I dig them up.
>>3139678
That's effort.
>>3139678
hey cutie, where were you hiding?
>>3139685
VIC "LIFE IS HARD AND I FEEL SICK" VIPER IS OUR WINNER.
>>3139685
F battery
>>3139688
Thanks for making the dead hours seem less dead
>ywn fuck a trap
>ywn be a trap
What's the point?
>>3139688
Here's the placements.
Sorry for wasting your time with all this garbage.
Will make a winscreen and post it in a bit.
Thanks for playing.
>>3139688
Thanks a million Spikearino
>>3139688
Congratulations, Vic Viper
>>3139697
Thanks for hosting, Spike
>>3139688
>>3139697
Congratulations and thanks for hosting
>>3139693
Sorry for being such a dick to you throughout.
>>3139697
Thanks.
>>3139696
Don't let your dreams be memes. You can pick up traps here easy. Easy!
>>3139697
Thanks!
>>3139697
Thank you for hosting
>>3139710
>Pet
Kitty
>>3139697
Congratulations and thank you for the opportunity
>>3139699
Your eyes are so pretty
>>3139715
Where?
>>3139715
No petting allowed.
>>3139732
>Pets the pony
>>3139732
Here, but he's grumpy.
>>3139733
Will give food.
>>3139733
>offers food
Winscreen.
>>3139738
What kind of food?
>>3139740
>Eats the food
>>3139737
No.
>>3139738
Oh, Beerus?
Mmh, I'd rather not.
>>3139261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBSbcIXTKiQ
>>3139261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqS_QPl9Xeo
>>3139744
>pets while you're eating
Reminder to ban all yukkuris
>>3139744
What kind would you like?
>>3139746
Don't blame you. Even normal cats gave me the willies for a good number of years. Nasty bite will do that.
If you have an iPhone, put the date to 1/1/1970
>>3139261
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx4QyWb7bzQ
>>3139758
>t. latefag that made Kamina leave
>>3139761
Congratulations, you discovered when the UNIX clock started.
>>3139766
>tfw firstfag but hate yukkuris all the same
>>3139760
Oh, I do like regular cats. Now, if you will excuse me...
>>3139764
KITTY!
>>3139761
I'll trust what Anonymous said!!!
>>3139756
Eat me
I want my dick sucked
>>3139779
>>3139779
Hoo kinky
>>3139785
Fuck off
>>3139756
I'll let you off just this once since you got me food...
>>3139760
Whatever the most delicious food you have on Earth is
>>3139788
Your waifu a shit
Die
>>3139785
I'll take one for the team.
Let's see the damage
>>3139790
>gives dry aged prime rib eye steak
>Pets
>>3139794
Eat monkey shit jackass
>>3139783
I'm gonna tell my mom :""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""(
>>3139786
Good morning, my love.
first 24, will bump if enough entries
>>3139792
>fucks
>>3139803
Yuiko Enomoto
>>3139799
Drink bleach faggot
>>3139803
Bunchie
>>3139803
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3139803
Koyomi Araragi
>>3139803
Lumberjack Feat. Drake
>>3139804
no deal.
>>3139803
Machi
>>3139803
Roromiya
>>3139803
Lord Beerus
>>3139803
AlChestBreach
>>3139803
Hanako
>>3139803
The only red Snifit in Mario 2
>>3139803
Sanae Kochiya
>>3139803
Shiragami Youko
>>3139803
>>3139803
Elphelt Valentine
>>3139803
confused nigger
>>3139803
squidward
>>3139832
Sanae, where did your snake go?
>>3139803
Rengar
>>3139834
Nick
Young
>>3139803
Monaca
>>3139803
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3139795
Thats not the most delicious of all i've tasted, but I guess it'll do, just this once.
>>3139803
Magical Ram
>>3139803
Misato
>>3139829
P I T S
>>3139839
That isn't me
>>3139803
Zenyatta
>>3139839
Where did your entry go?
Oh wait
>>3139803
Zombieman
>>3139803
Ririchiyo
>>3139842
confused
nigger
Green hair a shit
>>3139846
Phew, that was an expensive pet. Thanks your lordship.
>>3139803
Captain Luna
>>3139850
>>3139803
Corvo Attano
>>3139803
Hajime Hinata
>>3139852
Two Sanaes!
>>3139854
I don't want to read slides now. I'm already occupied.
At least I'm not wasting any slots. No problem to whoever got in because of that.
>>3139860
>Fuyuhiko
>Hiyoko
>>3139866
This pit is far less enjoyable.
>>3139863
No u
o
u
>>3139860
Never really played Dangan but out of curiosity, why are most of the men so feminine looking?
check it
>>3139874
Well, there's only one of me.
>>3139850
detached sleeves really help with mobility
>>3139866
>>3139876
Reminds me of Izaya's backside so I could imagine why
>>3139860
>Gundam
>live
His death was perfect. He is like an even edgier Jesus who died for our sins.
>>3139886
>>3139856
>>3139824
Give 'Chiyo-chan my spot please
>>3139886
I think we're good to go
>>3139886
>>3139843
>>3139870
Give Monaca's spot to Big Brother Hajime. She has other things to to care of!
>>3139896
>>3139886
Deny this, I'm going to bed
>>3139886
Ready.
>>3139891
Reminds me of a well. Stop being lewd, I will put you in time out
>>3139889
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh I love them too !
>>3139901
Goodnight 'Chiyo-chan
>>3139901
>
>>3139889
O-oh
You should give the other one a snake too
>>3139886
Ready!
>>3139910
They're pretty wonderful, yes
It gives you much more options when it comes to outfits.
>>3139919
She can get her own
>>3139896
>>3139901
not done
>>3139899
done
>>3139916
He's into big burly men.
>>3139907
You know I can't do that anon.
>>3139919
What kind of snake?
>>3139923
>>3139922
Show me those, show me! :3
>>3139923
Dammit.
>>3139899
Ah...thank you, Monaca.
>>3139923
I guess I better do my best, huh? Let's go.
>>3139922
How? You're the only one with snakes I know.
>>3139928
A white one!
>>3139933
my sleeves?
>>3139937
I can't just give them out to everyone
>>3139923
day 1
>>3139939
No, I mean your exposed part :3
So much shit hosts
>>3139946
Oh, you're one of them.
>>3139928
Noted.
>>3139944
Bitch ass nigga ain't even got the guts to mercy kill.
>>3139944
I'll be sure that these get put to good use. You...have my thanks.
>>3139944
Okay, I won't! Get up!
>>3139944
Ohoho! My silver tongue can get me out of any situation!
>>3139950
That's not what your mom said last night when I hosted her so hard she came.
>>3139951
Pretty please ^_^
>>3139944
>Hanako does her best at looking fearsome
G-grr!
>>3139950
ikr
>>3139944
day 2
>>3139939
But I can have one, right?
>>3139964
I think you've seen enough already
>>3139950
So much whiny anons
>>3139970
I already gave you one
>>3139966
You already look fearsome
>>3139975
I gave it back after I was done.
>>3139968
Drake and I got the saw, you split the logs.
>>3139968
Damn snakes, I'm getting really tired of them.
>>3139978
>>3139981
I never noticed that you did
>>3139968
G-Good thing...I had those supplies... It was almost all over...
>>3139971
But I just met you!
>>3139968
>She curls up into a ball
P... please, d-don't do it!
>>3139978
S-something... Tells m-me t... that w-wasn't a compliment...
>>3139988
o-oops.
>>3139968
night 2
>>3139997
Wh-what is this strange sensation in my throat?
>>3140001
a dick
>>3139991
I'm not just going to show my armpits because someone asks me to do it.
>>3139995
You lost it?
I told you to be careful with them
>>3140001
a dick
>>3140004
>>3140008
That's not funny.
>>3140005
No, no! I would never!
...maybe you lost it?
>>3140010
a dick
>tfw will never be liked
>>3139997
...
>>3139997
Of course, medical kit or not, without training my chances were...slim...
>>3139997
day 3
>>3140013
I wouldn't be that irresponsible with my own stuff
>>3139928
I would scold you if you were on steam
>>3140014
Stop this immediately.
>>3140010
ur a dick
>>3140025
Maybe it's at home, I'll be right back!
When will Sanae and Reimu kiss?
>>3140023
H-How could you? We w-were supposed to die together...
>>3140029
a dick
>>3140023
night 3
>>3140031
I sure hope you find it.
>>3140035
We're not that kind of girls. We're just very good friends
>>3140017
>tfw oldfag and friendless
>>3140030
I-I am not! This is slander!
>>3140039
You're not funny!
>>3140045
Lies. All touhou are like that.
>>3140053
>>3140035
Now.
>>3140045
Here it is!
A-ahhh, it's attacking me! Sanae, help me!!
>>3140005
O-oh :-(
>>3140044
day 4
>>3140060
saved
>>3140063
>takes it from you
It's not a real snake, you know.
>>3140060
>anon thats lewd
>>3140066
If you like armpits so much maybe you should look at your own in the mirror
>>3140057
But kissing your lover doesn't make you a slut.
>>3140067
night 4
>>3140079
You saved me! I am forever in your debt, snake-slayer!
>>3140077
Yuiko, not Yukio!
>>3140081
Where did you get the idea that Reimu and I are lovers? It's not true.
>>3140086
Uhh yeah, it was no problem, I'm glad you feel safe
>>3140060
Now this is a show
>>3140090
a dick
>>3140099
Do you poop