Which planet would you main?

>Sun
>Planet

Are Moon and Pluto cameos or something?

>Sun
>Moon
Wew lad where's my Ceres?

>>3125767
Your anus

>>3125767
>moon
>sun
>pluto

what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>3125767
>Sun
>Moon
>Pluto
>Planets

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>Sun
>Planet
>Moon
>Planet
>Pluto
>Planet

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Phobos

>>3125768
>>3125769
>>3125770
>>3125772
>>3125773
they're big, spherical and float around space. I don't see the problem here

>>3125767
mercury
venus
neptune

get on my level

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Pluto is a planet.
A PLANET.

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>>3125776
does that mean your mom is a planet too?

>>3125778
Pluto's doing better as the king of the dwarf planets than as the runt of the litter.
Let it be happy.

>>3125769
>Are Moon and Pluto cameos or something?
>totally ignoring the sun
I'm laughing out loud i don't know why

>>3125778
nah its actually a talking dog XD

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>>3125767
>Pluto
Ayo, we wuz planets!

>>3125779
she doesn't float in space

>>3125779
KEK
E
K

>>3125776
are you the guy who always says clip instead of magazine

>>3125776
if you were an ancient greek you would be right.
but you probably an assburger who lives in clapistan so it is not ok.

>>3125774
FUCK YOU
What's going to happen now guys? I'm scared.

Who VY Canis Majoris here?

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>>3125779

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Jupiter

>>3125767
NEPTUNE I FUCJLING LOVE NEPTUNE ITS MY FFAVROTIE PLANET.

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>>3125779

>>3125767
Jupiter. Being a gas giant would be brilliant, since solid matter would just fly through me. One of the reasons why I wouldn't go to Jupiter if I could.

>>3125792
I hope it's because you like the planet and not that there stupid game

>not maining earth
>the only planet with usable resources and living residents
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Out of planets: Jupiter
Out of heavenly bodies: The Sun

>>3125767
Who /Uranus/?

>>3125779
who bitch this is

>>3125796
Yeah but Saturn could probably throw its rings like a chakram

>>3125783
pluto is objectively a planet.
>poorfags will defend this

ayoo hol up

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>>3125792
My nigga

>>3125800
>tiny puny chakram rings
>not picking the Sentinel that is Jupiter

MASSIVE STORM

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>>3125779

Rekt

>>3125782
Pluto didn't talk, though

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>>3125798
>Uranusfags

>>3125767
Neptune's purdy.

>>3125767

I don't want to be captain obvious here but...

Sun OP pls nerf

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>>3125779

>>3125767
Saturn, my nigga.
Saturn is bad ass.

>>3125767
>Sun & pluto
>Planets

Triggered

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>plutofags can't stop bitching about muh superior previous installments
>saturnfags playing a fucking meme planet because of muh meme rings
>jupiterfags only choose him because muh king of the gods
>uranusfags are all 12 year old le anus lol!!!!
>venusfags can't shut up about muh waifu
>earthfags are boring as shit
>moonfags too stupid to know they're playing a joke character

non neptune mains fucking kys, mercury mains are okay too

>>3125811
You can live on the Sun, therefore, it's a planet. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.

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>>3125779
SAVAGE

>>3125768
>calling out the sun but not the moon
don't act like you're any better than him

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>>3125767
Neptune is cute!

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>>3125792
>>3125807
>>3125812
>>3125777

My main men.

>>3125769
>>3125772
>>3125773
>>3125774
>>3125783
science lobby then:
>hmm yes our solar system has 9 planets yes
nobody questions this and everyone considers pluto a planet

science lobby now:
acktually pluto isn't a planet anymore lol
everyone turns 180 degrees and now consider pluta a dwarf planet without a second thought even though the science lobby just proved they aren't actually reliable
it's funny how guillible the average human really is

>>3125806
>reverse image
>nothing

>Sol Tier
Sun, Earth, Jupiter
>Top tier
Saturn, Moon, Neptune
>Average tier
Venus, Mercury, Mars
>Edgy 12 year old tier
Uranus
>Lmfao get nerfed Tier
Pluto cucks

>>3125767
>Sun - Pyromancer
>Mercury - Rogue
>Venus - Healslut
>Earth - Red Mage
>Mars - Warrior
>Jupiter - Paladin
>Saturn - Summoner
>Uranus - Bard
>Neptune - Ice Mage
>Pluto - Sorcerer
Is /v/ ready to enter the solar system?

>>3125813
you can't live on any planet besides earth that's the whole reason why we're here shitposting you fucking nigger delete this DELETE THIS

>>3125818
>science lobby
>science
>lobby

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>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW
who act like the hitboxes on Saturn's rings aren't broken as fuck
>they'll even throw git gud and le saturn is a skill based planet meme at anyone who points it out

>>3125823
You know, them there fellas always yapping about global warming that wants us to stop driving our cars and using electricity while they fly around in private jets

When will Sakurai nerf fucking Jupiter fags already? It's bad enough he already has the most HP but his Big Red Spot attack can infinite you and you can't escape it's such bullshit

>>3125767
>Sun
>Moon
>Pluto
Anon... you can do better, that said, i would go with Saturn

>Mercury
Edgelords, some hipsters

>Venus
Middle-aged women

>Earth
People with absolutely no personality. They only like it because they live there.

>Mars
NASA, neckbeards, most normies

>Jupiter
Dudebros, people who buy pickup trucks

>Saturn
Special snowflakes, liberal arts majors

>Neptune
Most hipsters. It's the most forgettable planet

>Uranus
Children and preteens who think it has a funny name.

>Pluto
Beta faggots who can relate to it, old people who think it's stupid that it's not longer a planet

>>3125824
Seriously

>not maining Saturn
>not wanting a ring that constantly barrages enemies
>shitters main sun because they literally can't play anyone else

>>3125829
>Saturncuck talking shit about based Sun Bros
>Can't even dodge Solar Flate specials even tho they have MULITPLE Moons for assists while the sun has ZERO assists

Git gud

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>that guy who only plays as moons

What exactly makes the Moon not a planet? Doesn't it follow all the criteria?

>>3125828
>Saturn = Special Snowflakes/Liberal Arts

I picked Saturn, cause he was the god f wealth and time. Saturn is ballin', son.

>>3125828
>Still including Pluto
You're either a beta faggot or an old person aren't you?

>>3125767
I've always been a fan of uranus.

>>3125829

>saturnfags begins bitching as soon as criticized

like fucking clockwork

>>3125835
xD

>>3125832
It's too small plus no atmosphere

>>3125819
Locon Kaname

>>3125779
Simply eric

>>3125838
>>3125832
A planet has to be gravitationally dominant in its orbit. The Moon is not since it orbits the Earth.

>>3125832
It doesn't orbit around a star.

>>3125828
>venus
>middle aged women
Nigger it kills you in 14 different ways if you step foot on it.

J1407b

>>3125778
Pluto is cute.
CUTE!!

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>>3125800
>>3125810
>>3125829
>>3125833
good taste

>>3125841
The Earth also orbits the Moon though, just to a smaller degree.

>>3125847
That's what gravitationally dominant means.

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>>3125767
While moon is not a fucking planet I'd pick it from the lists.

According to my gundam knowledge it is the place for the intellectuals and rich people, such as I.

Earth master race
>Early game is offensive-heavy with magma/volcano focus with tectonic support
>Mid-game balance with ocean def and magma/wind attack
>End-game annexation of other planets through unique attribute "Humans"
Only true patricians know how to successfully play an Earth, most plebs can't reach end game because of M.A.D

>the meta will never not revolve around the Sun

>>3125849
>intelligent
>likes pleb mecha and saves moeshit images
Got some bad news for you, anon.

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>mars gets yet another buff in the latest patch

Are the devs so incompetent that they just focus on the most popular planet and let all the others rot because less people play them? Even Earth, FUCKING EARTH doesn't get this much attention. Mean while, Pluto hasn't had so much as A FUCKING NERF, much less a buff in 10 years.

TEN

LITERAL

YEARS

OF NOT EVEN BEING INCLUDED IN BALANCING IN ANY SHAPE FORM OR FASHION

I'm so fucking done with this shitty game. You know what? I used to love the devs, but they won't see one more penny from me. Congratulations, you lost another fucking supporter because all you do is focus on fucking meme planets when I played Pluto from the fucking start. I hope, if you're reading this you cocksuckers, you go fucking bankrupt.

>>3125776
Then you don´t know that "planet" is a specific classification not applyable to pluto or luna.

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Terminus expansion soon niggers

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>>3125839
Nothing left but to go in.

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>>3125825

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>>3125852

Does Mars get a Doomguy minipet or something? This could be a major deciding factor.

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>be the best planet
>get made fun of cuz ur anus xD

>>3125767
Venus looks the most edgy, so that one.

>>3125850
>humans
>they can only send drones that can at most draw dicks on the surface of the planet
>cant even go into gas giants
>hasnt even been stationed on mars

TOPKEK

>main Moon
>b-b-b-b-but that's not a planet!

oh have you had multiple religions spring up around your main? cry more dictionaryfuckers.

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>>3125767
The choice should be easy.

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>>3125767
Is the Moon still a virgin?

>>3125778
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who were never alive when Pluto was a planet

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>>3125839
I don't know what I was expecting. Not into gay shit, but it was tame.

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>>3125779

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WHERE THE FUCK MY SATURN NIGGAS AT???

>tfw they told me that pluto was a planet
>All my days at school were a lie.
This is why I'm a neet now.

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>>3125865
>moon
>virgin

>>3125865

Look at all those craters, right where we can see them. The Moon has been getting plowed for a couple of billion years, right where we can see her. She doesn't even care. She just keeps taking it while gazing at us longingly.

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>not going for the stealth run and maining Ceres

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>>3125825
>global warming
>climate change

Nep-Nep is the best planet!

Tellus

>Expecting anyone will choose any other than Uranus (ur anus)

>>3125778
Is Ceres a planet too?

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>>3125767
>No Planet X as an option.
>Sun, Moon, and Pluto get shoutouts
>But Planet X gets left out and no even mentioned.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/01/feature-astronomers-say-neptune-sized-planet-lurks-unseen-solar-system

Fuck your list OP, it's shit!!!

How can anyone not main Mars? Is /v/ really THIS fucking casual? Jesus christ.

Mars on top of being the best planet, has the best battle theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q

Saturn all day every day.

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Mars theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q

Other planets are you even trying?

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>>3125874

>devs said climate change would fix earth's balance issues
>no real evidence yet
>theorycrafters constantly claim "b-b-b-but if you look at the data while drunk and standing on your head you c-c-c-can clearly see the devs implemented it!!!!!!!"

>Everybody always going on about Saturn's rings like it's so special

You guys do know every gas giant in this solar system has rings, right?

>>3125767
Just look at this Nep >>3125864

what the hell is wrong with you people?

You're gonna main a planet?

Circle the sun for 5 billion years?

great game

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>>3125774
you motherfucker

>>3125884
It's not about who has it, it's about how you wear it.

>>3125886
fuck off, it's still in alpha

>>3125843
This, if anything I'd give it the "edgelord's pick" status over Mercury

>>3125884
They "have" rings but they didn't even try. Fucking lazy gas giants.

>>3125884
but saturn has the biggest though. So in terms of the gas giants Saturn has the biggest penus

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>>3125792
NEPTUNE REPRESENT

>>3125767
I'd like to have fun with my friends, anon. I opened my mic and invited many anonsi and most notablyi, swedish ones. I can share the stream if you want becaue I think you're all bunch of loners, my marketing supervisor told me.

Wait, I just realized, does our moon have a name, or is it just moon? And is sun the name of the sun? Or is "sun" even a thing, and it's actually a star that we call sun?

>>3125767
CHOOSE A PLANET!!

YOU CAN USE PLANETS USING MEMORY DATA!!

LET'S GO ORBIT!!

>>3125884
Yeah, but if they're barely visible, what's the point?

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>>3125888
Uranus has vertical rings. That's wearing it cool, right?

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>>3125779

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solar system died for me when pluto was excluded

if you support this youre the cancer killing space

>>3125895
Sun's name is Sol
Moon's name is Luna
Earth's name is Gaia

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Gonna wait for the DLC.

>>3125895
Our moon is just "the Moon".

The Sun is a star. There are no other stars called the Sun.

You can call them Luna/Sol if you're a hipster though.

>>3125901
What names do Spanish people have to call the Moon and Sun then?

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>All these Solar System shills

We all know Milky Way is going to be way better at launch than this game ever was. With more complex gameplay, a wider choice of characters and builds, more maps, and a more robust story mode, I'm proud to say I've pre-ordered Milky Way: Galactic Edition and am planning to buy the Season Pass!

>>3125901
isnt it Tellus or some shit

>>3125900
If Pluto is a planet then so are all the other pieces of shit floating around in the outer regions of the solar system.

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The new discovered planet, Planet X.

Anybody else picking any other planets are straight fucking plebs.

>>3125904

solgalileo, and lunala

>>3125901
maybe in your final fantasy world, not in reality with the rest of us

Vulcan

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>tfw you will never travel in space

Kerbal space program made me sad about things I never cared about before

>>3125895
They are th og's.

>>3125860
Uranus is a cool planet.

On it's side cos it gives no fucks.

>>3125908
>new discovered

They knew about Nibiru in the 70s

>>3125905
Remember to ignore and hide milkyposts and posters.

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>>3125907

>Pluto
>not a planet
>nerds say its a dwarf """"planet""""""
>Pluto
>not a planet
>but dwarf """"""""planet''''''''''
>dwarf '''''''''''planet''''''''''''''''
>dwarf
>PLANET

Pluto is a fucking planet stop denying it!!! baka

>>3125898
Day is same length as Earth, while on its side.

FUCKING BASED.

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>It has been concluded by scientists and astronomers that there is a certain form of ice existent on Gliese 436 b that is kept solid due to the immense gravitational force originating from the planet’s core, which intensifies with increases in depth, thereby preventing the water from evaporating as it does on Earth.

Literally a planet of burning ice, why would you not main it?

>Mage builds
Sun
Neptune
Venus

>Str build
Jupiter
Mars

>Filthy Dex builds
Mercury
Saturn

>lol tier
Uranus

Earth might be a good hybrid, Moon and Pluto or moon could be bards, I guess.

>>3125901
>>3125906
Greek:
Gaia/Selene/Helios
Latin:
Tellus/Luna/Sol

Jupiter.
He's the best tank, aggroing all them asteroids so they don't hit the inner planets. Gentle gas giant.

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>Play as Venus
>Start shitting and farting all over the place
>Sweating sulfuric acid profusely the entire time

>>3125921
Venus is a heal slut.

>>3125767
>no Nemesis

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/21/science/space/ninth-planet-solar-system-beyond-pluto.html?_r=0

>>3125925
It's atmosphere is riddled with burning chemicals. Everything about it screams mage.

>>3125882
you posted earth there buddy

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>>3125921
>Jupiter
>Not a summoner or beastlord class that has a shitload of minions to defend him.

>Earth
>Not a Necromancer that has cool abilities, traits and resummoning spells, but literally kills him from within and sucks his lifeforce in casting attempt.

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>>3125767
> maining anything besides a gas giant

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>main Mercury
>only class able to withstand Sunfag barrage
>mfw no one likes or cares about Mercury anyway

>>3125836
t. Mercury cucks

>1. (now historical or astrology) Each of the seven major bodies which move relative to the fixed stars in the night sky—the Moon, Mercury, Venus, the Sun, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn.

>>3125854
>Luna
How to spot the spic/barneyfag 101

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>>3125930
>Wanting to be a literal squishy tier class
>Doesn't want armoring and defense rating

>>3125767
>Maining any planet other than my boi Pluto
>Not showing it the respect it deserves by never gets
>yfw Pluto literally hasn't been buffed or nerfed in 10 years despite clearly being literal F tier
And you're a fucking scrub if you've ever mained the Sun, over powered piece of shit.

>>3125818
The only reason Pluto is not a planet is because scientists are too scared to admit they don't know how many planets there are. So they made this new category "dwarf planets" so they don't have to deal with the fact.

>sun
>moon
>pluto
>planets

>>3125779
This is considered epic rekt by /v/ standards?

Now I understand why /v/ is the joke of the main boards

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>maining anything other than Saturn

Bow before your King.

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I would main the sun of ice. Keep in mind the ice sun is -1000 degrees celsius and lava sun is 1000 degrees celsius.

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>>3125779

>>3125935
> not wanting to be a vortex of gasses and storms that obliterates anything that comes in contact with

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>>3125936
>mfw plutofags still insist on playing version 2.005 since it was literally patched out of the game in 2.006

>>3125935
>squishy
We'll see who is squishy when you are squashed by my immense gravity.

>>3125941
>a sun

>>3125945
>Fat ass class

>>3125776
4u

Didn't Pluto get cut from the roster in the latest version?
Makes sense because no amount of buffs could've really saved it.
Anyway, obviously Saturn. It's ring gimmick makes it more fun than anything else but Earth's various quirks also keep things fresh from time to time.

>>3125821
>Earth - Red Mage
>Not the red planet, Mars
You had one job you fucking nigger.

Jupiter

>>3125931
Mercury was even forgettable on Mt. Olympus.

They do get to wear some cool boots, though.

>>3125854
>applyable
Applicable.

>>3125939

Its just a manchild samefagging.

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>>3125767
> Planet would you main?
> Post sun.

>>3125853
>all I feel is rage
>the one celestial body with a heart on it

Sedna. Be sniping for days.

>>3125776
>american education

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>>3125944
You're literally inbred if you think 2.006 is good for anything other than
>muh improved graphics
Unless a smaller roster and watered down physics is to your tastes. 2.006 babbies are fucking cancer I swear to God.

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Jupiter.
What sort of fucking question is this? Everyone knows Lita is best.

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>>3125779

>>3125937
Or it isn't massive enough to clear it's orbit. I'm sure it's a conspiracy though.

Uranus. It steals Saturn and Neptunes' gimmick while being original. I mean the stats are lopsided as fuck but it's still a fun build.

Mercury - Sorcerer
Venus - Alchemist
Earth - Summoner
Mars - Warrior
Jupiter - Barbarian
Saturn - Dancer
Uranus - Cleric
Neptune - Wizard

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>>3125768
>>3125770
>>3125772
>>3125773
>>3125774
But he's right though. If a sun isn't a planet what else could it be? A moon? A dwarf planet?

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>yfw the Earth-main unlocks humans

>>3125965
It's a UFO

>>3125965
A star.

>>3125952
>conned Apollo out of his entire herd of cattle when he was just a child, pacified his rage with the lute that he had made out of one of the butchered cows
>conned Hera out of keeping Ios, Zeus's newest lover, under guard by tricking her guard, the many-eyed Argos, into falling asleep and then sealing all of his eyes with the touch of his wand
>won a popularity contest against Hera when everyone cast their lot in with him in the form of stones with their names written on it, thus ensuring that symbolic representations of him as a pile of pebbles would be seen as good luck
Hermes was based as fuck and most assuredly not forgettable.

>>3125966
>yfw at least 50% of the humans are instantly killed upon any sort of impact.
Earth's organic life form gimmick is hardly something to fear unless you ignore it for too long, in which case they start upping Earth's defenses and shit.

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>>3125965
>not knowing stars

>>3125966
>Shits out two slow-ass probes every decade and fills your orbit with trash
WOW

>>3125969
Sorry, didn't know there was a historian ITT

>>3125972
>sends probes to Mars, aggros their native population
>not even aware of it
>blissfully ignorant of the coming storm
Humans are born trouble.

>>3125972
>>3125970
I'm talking as another Earth-main, as they fuck up all teamwork.

-God Tier
Neptune Saturn Earth

-Shit tier
Everything else

>>3125778
Why were people so pissed off when it was no longer a planet?

>>3125976
God tier would be every planet, actually.

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>tfw activating Aurora-combo with Earth and Saturn as a Sun-main

>>3125977
Because there was a really fucking expensive mission to it that was either just about to launch or had just launched (New Horizons).

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Still waiting for that Interstellar expansion so we can play as the Gliese planets already.

>Maining special snowflake Saturn
I hope you guys don't do this

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>>3125979
Oh my lord nothing is better. The set up is disgustingly slow, though.
>dat theme that plays when you pull it off though.

>>3125946

>an sun

sorry

>>3125982
Don't act like it's ring isn't the funnest gimmick in the game.

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Uh, based mods?

>>3126010
>When the mods get salty that nobody's maining special snowflake Saturn

Time for furry porn

>>3126010
Mod was probably a Mercury main

>>3126010

I'm glad that they delete fun joke threads but let shitposting run all the way to the bump limit.

Earth.