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First 24
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>>3119209
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
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Zombieman
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>>3119209
Maria and Harusame
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>>3119209
Spike
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>>3119209
Ririchiyo
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Vic Viper
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Lord Beerus
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>>3119209
My cock
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Tsunashi Takuto
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Shiragami Youko
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Akiyama Mio
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Yunocchi
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Arachnis the Spider King
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Asuka Tanaka
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>>3119209
Yoh Asakura
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Hijikata Keisuke
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8. I need 8 more.
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>>3119209
Corvo Attano
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Machi
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>>3119260
Misty
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>>3119260
Skullnado
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>>3119260
The King of Everything
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>>3119260
Canti
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Gengar
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The Player
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>>3119260
Bahamut
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Sunset
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Made it just in time
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Reaction to my cock
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Looks like I got the worst part down. Requests and stuff.
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Well then, things are really quiet now... even for comfy hours
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>>3119287
Interesting. Ready.
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>>3119287
Make the swap for the lovely lady, please.
>>3119220
>>3119279
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>>3119287
Swap my cock out for >>3119279


>>3119292
Deny this
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>>3119287
Let's do this!
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Cock -> Sunset
Let's begin.
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>>3119287
Looks good.
>>3119291
Try not to get trampled by elephants this time.
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>>3119305
My flaccid dick thanks you
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>>3119305
Just by looking at her I can tell she's full of shit.
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>>3119296
Never have I met such a considerate penis. Thanks.
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Hello everyone
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>>3119305
I will just have to get a contract to get some money. That can't be that hard with this many people around.
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>>3119305
>dead
that... was fast.

>>3119317
Hello Ocelot
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>>3119317
Oh, it's this guy.
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>>3119315
If I had a fedora for it, he's tip it. Get it? TIP!?
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>>3119317
Hey, Ocelot. Welcome back.
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>>3119296
>>3119292
Thanks guys.
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>>3119305
quick heads up, if im missing a slide, it's probably because it was a peace one. but if for some reason i skip your death, feel free to point it out to me.
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>>3119335
I thought this was supposed to be funny, turns out it isn't. What a surprise.
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>>3119326
Hi Gengis
>>3119327
This guy has a name !
>>3119332
Good morning Spike, how are you doing ?
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>>3119307
>>3119335
I prepared myself for this. Now I never have to go outside where an elephant can crush my vitals and can relax with all of these cookies.
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>>3119328
Heh. Good one.

>>3119333
You're welcome. And you're also welcomed back.

>>3119335
I needed this to cheer me up. Someone very important to me just killed themselves.

>>3119341
Pretty good, just about ready to go to bed, though. Got an hour or so left in me, but it's not much.

How're things with you?
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>>3119317
Morning-Afternoon Ocelot, whatever the case may be.

>>3119335
Well that was quick.

I'm off to work, have a nice day y'all
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>>3119341
Yes, but I don't know it and I'm far from caring about it.
>>3119343
Getting too comfortable on the battlefield will be the end of you in no time.
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>>3119335
I saw your add about staying up for a week straight and I just HAD to see what it was all about!
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>>3119352
Have a great day at work.

Love you!
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>>3119335
how do you guys make your backgrounds anyways? i remember seeing someone with gray lettering in his title.
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>>3119348
I've just woken up and I feel kind of lost.
>>3119352
Well, it's supposed to be the afternoon but let's say it's morning for me. Anyway, have a good one and see ya later !
>>3119354
I bet you'd kill to know it
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>>3119354
Battlefield? Why is everyone part-time stripping then?
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>>3119358
I like the idea of cooking. What do you think?

>>3119363
Well, get some breakfast, wash your face, and get ready for a brand new day.
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>>3119358
Looks like I was the one who got too comfortable.
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>>3119368
That seems like too much work for me
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>>3119358
You need me for the female subscribers? I think I'll pass... I was thinking about a sword fighting channel. Too niche, huh? Who said I had to be in it! I'll just read the comments and hold the camera!
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>>3119363
I would kill for various things but your name is not one of them.
>>3119367
...
This is a weird battlefield.
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>>3119341
Don't think I've ever been called that before... not sure if I like it...
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>>3119358
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>>3119375
But breakfast is delicious, and washing your face is simple.
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>>3119384
I didn't even know these lived on my island!
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>>3119378
Yeah, keep telling you that.
>>3119379
Gengan ?
>>3119385
I could just go back to bed
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>>3119384
I'm a bouncer. I swear.
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>>3119358
I did that? I never expected that practicing in the basement of an old building could make it collapse, sorry.

>>3119384
What do you mean about that my Euph-kun can't come in? Well not like I want to stay that- That wasn't needed.
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>>3119392
You could, but your games wouldn't get done that way.
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>>3119378
Weird doesn't begin to describe it. Instead of killing people, we're going on dates and pretending to be pigeons.

>>3119384
What's the food like here?
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>>3119384
No fun allowed.
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>>3119392
Wait, do you actually not remember my name, or are you just thinking of a nickname?
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>>3119384
Vroom vroom.
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>>3119397
Oh right, I forgot about this
>>3119404
It's not a question of remembering your name since I never knew it
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>>3119385
>>3119397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uYv7eJLsIC
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>>3119392
I don't see a reason for that to be true.
>>3119399
I can't argue with that, but I have an idea about that participating for a long time in these games can cause some serious mental problems.
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>>3119408
Oh...
Well, my name is Gengar
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>>3119412
You're facing the most talented and handsome soldier in the world. Show some respect
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>>3119406
Seven times zero is still zero.

>>3119408
Go get some grub, bub.

>>3119409
F-For what purpose?
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>>3119406
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>>3119416
Where is that person?
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>>3119420
Oh, let's do one of those HowTo channels!
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>>3119420
I'll get a new do-

OH GOD.
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>>3119415
Alright, Gengen, count on me, I'll never forget your name anymore !
>>3119418
Already done ! Catfood is pretty effective
>>3119421
Right in front of you
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>>3119412
Have you been participating for a long time?

>>3119420
So much for those checks.
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>>3119420
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>>3119432
...
>sigh
Thank you, ever great soldier!
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>>3119432
Is all food you eat considered catfood because you're Ocelot, or do you actually eat catfood?
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>>3119437
How to take someone out for dinner! Take one!
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>>3119420
Alright, let's try this again, this time with a girl and not a dragon. My outlook is positive. Like always.
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>>3119432
Is that person hiding behind you?
>>3119434
Three weeks. I wouldn't call it a long time.
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>>3119437
I'll be back.
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>>3119437
A what dinner date? I didn't hear the first word. I don't see any Risotto on the menu!
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>>3119437
Now we got a winner coming up.
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>>3119438
Don't worry Gendan, I'm serious business.
>>3119439
Well I thought that catfood was just the name of the brand, don't you eat catfood too ?
>>3119444
It's me, idiot.
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>>3119418
>>3119439

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AHOKXMLLdF
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>>3119455
>slight annoyed twitch
the best jungle cat in the military I'd imagine...
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>>3119455
Well, no, I don't really eat branded food in general.

>>3119458
Thanks?
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>>3119453
T-that was a tragic end to an otherwise pleasant date... let's do it again next time!

Youko-chan...?
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>>3119444
I only got here maybe, two days? Is everyone else crazy like you say? You're about the second person I've met.
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>>3119455
Is this supposed to be a joke?
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>>3119453
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>>3119453
>
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>>3119463
I would say most of them. It's rather hard to keep them in check.
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>>3119461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKc9ZIt9xB
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>>3119470
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>>3119472
Okay?

>>3119473
Congratulations, Tsunashi.

Thanks for hosting.
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>>3119473
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>>3119460
Simply the best in the military
>>3119461
Oh I see, you're a communist
>>3119466
I'll ask you to take this very seriously
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>>3119481
Made this in paint, have it.
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>>3119473
>>3119470
Tau's radiance fills the galaxy! Haha!

Evildoers beware!

Thanks for hosting!
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>>3119481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1opPtINhgUH
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>>3119470
>>3119473
That was impressive, also thank you for hosting. It was enjoyable, until I died.
>>3119482
I never knew that I was supposed to take jokes seriously.
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>>3119482
No, I just cook a lot. Fresh ingredients don't always have a brand.
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>>3119484
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>>3119471
Is there anything barring me from beating the shit out of them?
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>>3119473
Congrats worst date,

>>3119481
thanks for the host

>>3119482
Glad to see that your military has a nice model soldier for others to look up too
>>
>>3119491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2nzG0YAdk
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>>3119496
Ha... worst date... I'm not too good with women but clearly the bicycle is at fault here for throwing us off the road .
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>>3119489
That's not a joke and you know it.
>>3119491
You miss things, great things
>>3119496
I'm kind of unique, that'll be hard for them to become just like me.
>>
Bumping >>3119358
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>>3119501
I really need to use more cilantro.

>>3119507
Like?
>>
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>>3119505
Don't worry bud, it's also the road's fault for not catching you, and keeping you on track.

>>3119507
Yea, you sure seem special
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>>3119495
They get up and continue! There was a guy that I shot, suplexed on a pile of trash and tried to beat up multiple times, yet he still continues his idiocy.
>>3119507
Even if I'm horrible with jokes, I know that did sound like one.
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>>3119511
Yeah! And my date's fault for dying! I had to walk home alone!
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>>3119358
There's a tool for it.

Go to 4+4ch(.)net/hga/tools
>>
Make ______ great again
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>>3119516
man, damn people for dying... that should be made illegal, punishable by death...
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>>3119513
Did you shoot him lethally? That usually tends to shut people up.
>>
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>>3119522
She'll be back tomorrow, they all come back.
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>>3119520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11zty930RYa
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>>3119519
Thanks mate. I'll look into it soon.
>>
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>>3119509
Catfood
>>3119513
Nah, if you want to hear a real joke I could tell you one
>>
>>3119520
dead hours
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>>3119526
Yes, but you see, nobody can die here and he can't die anyway, so it's just more trouble for me.
>>3119535
I don't want you to talk about your life.
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>>3119527
I knew plenty of people who haven't come back
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>>3119541
Oh? Like who?
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>>3119541
They are all dead
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>>3119520
Ocelot.
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>>3119538
Alright. Did you try shooting his jaw or hands off? That isn't always lethal. I imagine as long as you shoot from his side that you could not kill him yet render him incapacitated. Luckily, I haven't had to try this yet. You and that tracksuit guy seem to have level-heads.
>It pulls out a carton and takes a stick from it.
Cigarette?
>>
Seconds?
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>>3119538
Now you're just being rude.
>>3119548
Really funny !
>>
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>>3119546
too many to list really, lots of people left while I was gone... I've come back, so far they haven't, simple as that

>>3119547
That's... kind of morbid... Though I doubt they went and died
>>
>>3119559
Minutes?
>>
>>3119559
Yes
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>>3119564
Does that mean that girl who just died might not come back?!
>>
>>3119565
Hours?
>>
>>3119570
Days?
>>
>>3119573
Weeks?
>>
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>>3119554
I don't think that it would be wise of me to smoke one of those and did you just call that guy level-headed?
>>3119559
Seconds what?
>>3119562
If I remember well you were ruder to me at our first meeting, so I don't have a reason to act kind towards you. Be happy you are still alive.
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>>3119568
... Nah, dieing in the arena is more often ok then not... Just don't go on any dates here, and hopefully she'll stick around
>>
>>3119535
I think I'm fine with that. You miss out on gemstones, so it all balances out.

Well, I'm gonna go to bed before I end up getting no sleep at all.

Goodnight Ocelot, and everyone else.
>>
I miss Matoi
>>
>>3119574
Months?
>>
>>3119317
Good morning, cocksucker. How's it going over there in France?
>>
>>3119566
>Hugs.
>>
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>>3119576
Well that does take a load of my mind, you hear so much about how everyone misses everybody and you start wondering who you're going to lose and if anyone will be asking questions when you suddenly drop out. Simple stuff, many complicated deep questions.
>>
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>>3119578
>>
>>3119566
I love girls who wears suit and tie
>>
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>>3119583
Go to bed

>>3119579
Years?
>>
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>>3119585
Like...
Did your guys' date really suck that bad that you scared her off?

Is she dead?

and, How far did you go?
>>
>>3119597
I-it's not that late though...
>>
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>>3119598
We just had some food, next thing I know, I'm flying through the sky on a bicycle and hit the ground. I get up, nothing wrong with me, but the girl I was on the date with wasn't moving.

We just ate food, I didn't do anything to her too crazy, I didn't actually get to do anything to her at all! Not that I would have anyway...
>>
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>>3119575
Suit yourself.
>It lights the cigarette and puts it in it's mouth.
You know him? He managed to stay calm enough to let me get a bear trap off his leg. Most of the people I save from situations like that fidget and try to run before even being freed and just make the work even harder and bloodier. He even declined my cigarette after the deed was done.
>>
>>3119575
Well, maybe I changed my mind and tried to be nice for once. But if you want me to be rude again, I can do that
>>3119577
See ya Spike !
>>
>>3119592
This is my work attire

>>3119599
Late enough. Everyone must sleep at some point
>>
>>3119616
But I don't wanna go to bed yet!
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>>3119605
sounds like a good story to me, you should do fine in court...

at least you'll get the more minimal sentence.

and don't forget to cry
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>>3119613
Everything that I just told you a few moments ago was about him. One of the most annoying idiots around here and of course he was calm, he can't die.
>>3119615
I'm usually never rude. I prefer to state the truth instead of trying to act kind or rude.
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>>3119624
Usually ? Is this why you're always yelling at people and call them by names ?
>>
>>3119616
So cool yet so kawaii !!! >_<
>>
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>>3119628
...
There is a difference if that is the truth! If I call someone a freak they are probably one!
>>
>>3119619
Go.
>>
>>3119635
I knooowww >///<*
>>
>>3119642
No!
>>
>>3119640
So, everyone is a subhuman to you ?
>>
>>3119646
>>
>>3119646
>grabs your butt
>whispers into your ear
...Yes.
>>
>>3119650
nigga u high
>>
>>3119650
>Pats spoopy ghost.
>>3119652
I dun wanna.
>Pouts.
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>>3119621
Don't worry, I will!
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>>3119648
I don't remember calling everyone names like that.
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>>3119646
You need it.

>>3119635
That goes for you as well.
>>
>>3119655
It's just been a while since I had a relevant use for that...

>>3119658
... I'm now conflicted...

>>3119660
Good, that should help your case even more.
of course if your murder was caught on camera by any means, then you're screwed regardless... where did it go down?
>>
>>3119658
>nuzzles your neck
You need to if you're going to grow up into a big boy/girl someday
>>
>>3119666
No I don't!
>>3119669
>Hugs the ghost.
>>3119670
>Pushes away and slaps.
No touchy.
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>>3119674
Ok, yea, I'm not going to make you go to bed...
>>
>>3119674
Don't make me dick you
>>
>>3119683
I'll join.
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>>3119624
Is pain nonexistent here as well? That's the only way I can think of that someone would be so relaxed with steel fangs biting into him.
>>
>>3119680
Good.
>>3119683
Don't make me rip yours off too.
>>
>>3119701
>>3119701
>>3119701
>>3119701

>>3119701
>>3119701
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>>3119693
Maybe he is just too stupid to understand or feel pain? I already realised that stupidity has no boundaries.
>>
>>3119694
My dick is also a Hydra

>>3119686
Bueno
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where was I?
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>>3119209
why does this skeleton have hair?
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>>3120779
Why anything?
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