HG thread
Spike's a pedophile and I can prove it edition
>>3114414
How is LA Galaxy
>>3114308
>Me
>I don't know anyone else
>>3114476
Just.. no more, please.
>>3114493
What else is new?
>>3114472
>Spike tenses up before relaxing and wrapping his arms and wings around her, holding her tight against his scaly chest.
That means a lot. More than you'll ever know.
>>3114493
Where's the proofs?
>>3114493
So having carnal desires makes you perverted, so fascinating~
Post friends
>>3114524
>stops
>stands up
>hugs
>>3114522
i thought you died
welcome back senpai
>>3114493
You grabbing my hand doesn't prove anything.
>>3114503
Don't question it...
>Hugs from behind
>Squeezes.
...There.
>>3114476
You're not, you're a pet now and I'm no friends with mere animals.
>>3114524
Can you dispose of your dog at once? Clearly it doesn't seems to listen to orders.
>>3114538
>>3114530
I'll get it when I get it.
>>3114543
It proves everything!
>>3114524
Need me to sexually assault your dog now?
>>3114538
Uh, Red Hood...Beast boy...Wiggins?
>>3114556
are you me?
>>3114529
>wrapping his arms and wings around her,
That's a top tier hug my nigga, I wish I had wings.
>>3114538
>>3114410 (Hinata)
How so, if I may?
>>3114435 (Ramlethal)
It wouldn't hurt THAT bad. And it'd solve my balance issue.... Plus, I don't care if people find it endearing, it's aggravating!
>>3114505 (Kaito)
Hmpf.
>>3114494 (Akitsu's person)
>I've never actually watched any of those movies, myself.
>>3114556
this
>>3114538
cba making a friend chart, have this instead.
>>3114556
I do not remember making one of these.
Thinking of avafagging. I got a folder for it too. Should I?
>>3114551
In that case you are now my kitten!
>pets
>>3114529
>She gripped her wrists together co.comfortably underneath his wings and rested her cheek against his chest.
>>3114538
....I don't have any friends here.
>>3114590
Which character?
>>3114569
>Hug
>>3114590
You should! And you should also start a civil war!
Are we in need of a host?
>>3114505
How... nice. I will attempt this action.
>>3114581
It would still be ultimately pointless since it is temporary. Actually I have a request.
>>3114540
Let me go! Go harass someone else! I heard there was a clown that really enjoyed hugging little girls!
>>3114551
I'm trying to do that but she keeps coming back!
>>3114563
That's a little too far. Just teach her to behave.
>>3114551
Why can't I? If there's a reason I want to know it.
>>3114581
>Fury Road is pretty cool. One of the reasons I want to see the others that came before is because Immortan Joe is played by the guy that played Toecutter in the first, or so I've heard.
>>3114538
>>3114578
Wonder who this could be.
>>3114541
Yeah i'm back, though it wasn't a complete absence, I dropped in occasionally to see what was going on here.
>>3114610
Alright. I'll keep harrassing you then.
Alright faggolas, last 4 spots until this shit is finished and I can add names and numbers. If you aren't in get one or I'll add you based on my judgment.
>>3114556
I have one or two.
>>3114601
Tony Tony Chopper
>>3114607
Yosh, better hide the food though.
Greetings to you all, how goes your night?
>>3114610
Stop being so cute and I'll consider it.
>>3114627
It's certainly no secret
>>3114581
Well, we've gotten attacked at home before... and there was a lot of things going on behind the scenes for a while...
once the whole villiage was practically destroyed, and we had to rebuild...
>>3114609
Yee
>>3114624
>andrew wiggins
>not jabari parker
>>3114560
It proves I'm gullible enough to let you take my hand.
>>3114576
They're pretty swell, Anon. Although I don't use them nearly enough.
>>3114590
Follow your heart.
>>3114594
>He gently kisses the top of her head.
I never thought I'd feel this again. It's nice.
>>3114626
>Pets.
Always being nice Wiggins.
>>3114637
Hey there add me
>>3114624
And one for you!
>Hug
>>3114644
Hey
>>3114644
Terrible, this dragon is nagging me.
>>3114654
You're a terrible lair.
>>3114651
>She blinks in surprise
Well, you've hardly had your own lack of misfortunes yourself, then....
>>3114644
Hello, sir. I'm managing, myself.
>>3114609
>Looks so.
I still think it'd be better off than adjusting my balance and then losing it again...what's that, miss?
>>3114620
>I don't think I've seen any recent movies, myself.
>>3114626
Thank you kind sir. I'm trying, but to no avail...
>>3114637
>C-Can I
>>3114644
Everything is well.
>>3114637
You can crop out the wording on X7 if you want.
>>3114637
Tony Tony Chopper
>>3114637
>>tfw an ava you pretty much gave up on is on the chart
>Tfw not on any waifu chart or friends list still
>>3114653
June 1st coming up soon, Dach.
>>3114662
It's nice being nice
>>3114637
Fill up all the other four spots with me.
>>3114637
Fuck is this?
>>3114645
I thought owners were suppose to find their pets cute, not the other way round.
>>3114683
>>3114637
>Hold up, i'm already in that. False alarm
>>3114637
Add this guy for the keks
>>3114681
That's because I'm not lying.
>>3114637
Could Yuiko Enomoto take a spot?
>>3114706
But i'm not keking
>>3114637
What is this? Well would you mind putting my main in?
>>3114695
>tfw its only my cute girl avas
>Actually I'm okay with that.
>At least I'm on charts :^))))))
>No but seriously, I kind of feel you.
>>3114581
Do you forgive me yet?
>>3114609
She's mad at me so I can't, but you can probably... Also yeah we could use one.
I hear no objections.
GIVE ME 36 FIGHTERS
>>3114644
You are just in time.
>>3114667
>Thanks Wiggy.
>>3114682
May I... pet your ears?
>>3114701
I'm cute enough.
Why can't I find you cute?
>>3114682
I think the few I've seen are okay. Take the time to if you can.
I want to fuck Ririchiyo and cuddle Akiyama Mio.
Alright so 36 or 48?
>>3114637
Delgado drowned so you can take Manami off.
>>3114732
Bigby Wolf
>>3114732
Izuko Gaen
>>3114732
Klopp
>>3114695
>I'm surprised i'm on any chart at all.>>3114637
>Jasper
>>3114732
Blue Beetle
>>3114644
It's been a long one fella. How's it goin?
>>3114654
>She giggles softly, tracing the scales on his back with her fingertips.
Ahem.... Well good things, those who wait, you know the cliche.
>>3114732
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3114709
And that's why you'll never get anywhere in life, you know what, I'll forgive you if you let me ride you.
>>3114732
Emília
>>3114695
There are worse fates. Like getting the shit kicked out of you every other day
>>3114732
Jack Spicer
>>3114732
Spike
>>3114732
Eruna
>>3114732
Empress
>>3114724
but we get to kek at the people who get him
>>3114732
Maria and Harusame
Guess I'll host after
>>3114732
John Cleese
>>3114732
Elly
...Have I ever mentioned I dislike being touched, miss?
>>3114732
Nicolas Brown
>>3114732
Filia
>>3114732
Kurumi
>>3114732
Riki the legendary heropon
>>3114732
Tony Tony Chopper
>my first games, ho boy
>>3114732
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3114732
Koyomi Araragi
>>3114732
Eggman-kun
>>3114732
Jose mourinho
>>3114732
King Kaito
>>3114732
Kuroneko
>>3114732
Ririchiyo
>>3114732
The fake guy, The worst guy
>>3114732
Sunset
>>3114732
Baki Hanma
>>3114732
Jasper
Female
>>3114732
Hinata
>>3114732
Cobra Commander
>>3114732
Casey Neistat
>>3114732
Roromiya
>>3114732
Cid Highwind
>>3114732
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3114732
Ninja Slayer-san
>>3114732
Akatsuki
>>3114732
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3114730
Hmpf.
>>3114736
>I'll keep it in mind.
>>3114695
>I think I'm on three of four.
>>3114732
Wiggins
>>3114732
muh waifus
>>3114729
COUGH COUGH
>>3114732
Shizune
>>3114695
Arpee the Emperor more often and I'll put you on mine, Janus
>>3114682
well... none of it was exactly personal or anything, I always had people to help with it all...
>>3114822
>You only put him on there cause Fourze is best rider
>>3114733
Because pets are for being cute, and owners are there to feed the pet.
>>3114695
I'm glad I'm not in any of those, I'm very glad.
>>3114737
Good taste negro.
>>3114683
>>3114704
Oh, aight.
>>3114694
Who is it? I can remove it an replace it for a current active avatar
>>3114688
On it senpai.
>>3114706
Alright, 3 left
>>3114666
Gotchu, 2 left
>>3114693
One left!
>>3114706
And it's over!
>>3114714
Y-you're late ; 3 ;
>>3114697
Once I become american,
>>3114847
>kissu
>>3114858
Thanks man
>>3114858
>Aw sheit
>>3114818
You're killing me here.
>>3114847
But what if the owner is cute?
>>3114858
Did you personally add me in twice?
Because according to your linking, I'm in there twice
>>3114838
...I suppose that's something I've been neglecting to keep in mind.
>>3114882
Hmpf.
>>3114750
>Spike smirks, lowering his chin to rest on top of her head as a claw gently combs through her hair.
You're worth waiting for.
>>3114755
Ride my back. For flight purposes. I'm not giving you any room for misinterpretation here.
>>3114885
>personally
purposely*
>>3114896
>>3114885
Yosh, he missed his chance to check for duplicate replies.
>>3114863
>runs away before you can land it
>>3114884
That is not possible, that's the law!
>>3114916
W-What? It's a hug.
>>3114891
Do you want to chop off one of my arms again?
>>3114858
>Who is it? I can remove it an replace it for a current active avatar
It's Solaire. I guess you can switch him with Cobra Commander if it ain't any trouble
>>3114896
Flight purposes? What, no I'm not going up there! Are you crazy? I'm just wanna see if you're a European or an Chinese dragon.
>>3114923
>gets dragged along by holding the horns.
>I waited two fucking threads for a game to start
>It closes before I can enter
Kill me senpai
>>3114939
I'm an Equestrian dragon.
>>3114923
With that logic, you can't be my owner, so you can't tell me what to do.
Because you're cute.
>>3114926
And risk getting exploded again?
>>3114949
I'll swap you in if you like. Post an entry.
>>3114949
I think I made it. Do you want to take mine?
>>3114891
It makes things easier with help... Especailly when it's something that effects the whole village...
>>3114925
>Bigby looks down at the floor to hide his smile, turning back around and walking back to the door.
Nothin', kid.
>>3114936
Got it, gimme your best cobra pic
>Rapes everyone in self defense
>>3114949
I'll be hosting after this game so you should be able to catch it, or I can reserve a spot for you.
>>3114965
Ha. I was one second faster.
>>3114951
Did you just tell me a lie with a straight face? Didn't know you had it in you.
Sunset came back?
>>3114956
Than I can pet your ears?
>>3114987
It's not a lie. I'm a species of dragon from Equestria. Therefore: Equestrian dragon.
>>3114992
She never left
>>3114942
>pushes you away then runs
>>3114952
I'm not your owner, but a temporary guardian while I search for your real owner. That's within the rules.
>>3114964
You are a man of great stature and a large penis
DIO
>>3114982
There's a sex joke there somewhere.
>>3114966
I suppose that's something of comfort, knowing it only really effects me. Well, I suppose there's Kurumi, but I doubt she's terribly upset by any of this.
>>3114997
No.
>>3114742
>>3114637
Not true, but you can take her off. I'm kind of done with hg.
>>3115020
I'll find you and I'll do it again. Don't worry, Riri.
Other than an image not loading, point out any problems.
>>3115005
Bullshit, you cascateiro! Show me a single person who is also from this "equestria"
I would ask when the game is starting, but roll call just ended. Aye, I'll sit around then.
>>3115027
Even if it only effects you, help is still nice to have...
>>3115037
> I might have to go and fix that image so it loads faster...
>>3115048
I'll grab the magnifying glass!
>>3115037
Swap me with
>>3115048
And no, I hate you.
>>3115037
Host, give heropon spot to other friends who need it, Riki too tired, Riki go bedtime.
>He falls face first on the ground, and in seconds, he's snoring
>>3115037
>Don't think I was supposed to make it in, you should recount
>>3114732
A pile of sawblades
>>3115020
That means I can find you cute.
>>3115037
Looks good.
>>3115037
Looks fine from my end.
>>3115034
You'll never catch me!
>>3115037
Looks good. Thanks for putting us two together as always.
>>3115081
bruh
>>3115037
Miss Ramlethal, I...think you skipped me.
>>3115060
I suppose, but...at least it doesn't hurt anyone else.
>>3115078
District 11, retarded fairy wizard.
>>3115037
Does "The fake guy, the worst guy" not work?
You can drop the "," if that's messing it up
>>3115037
Right, we're good to go!
>>3115086
I give it, do whatever you want, just don't lick me again.
>>3115027
Honestly now, do I deserve such treatment?... don't answer that.
>>3115037
Yea! Badass is ready.
>>3115066
[ We both know that won't work. ]
>>3115119
All my scheming and planning has led up to this moment!
>pets
>>3115103
I guess that's true... you don't have to worry about hurting others then...
>>3115040
Sunset's from there. So is Luna.
>>3115064
Wait, are we actually going to physically look for the j-
Oh. Oh, now I get that. Ouch.
>>3115070
You didn't have to do that.
>>3115037
>>3115093
We'll see about that.
>>3115120
Hmpf.
>>3115136
>She smiles slightly
Better me than others.
>>3115110
>excuse me, if you count off the first 36 I'm not there
>>3114610
>>3115119
Have you tried violence? Mortals like you are familiar with that behavior.
>>3114591
>Slaps hand away
I belong to no one, fool. I feel pity for your new owner who is now in charge of your pathetic existence.
>>3114617
Because I refuse to let your eyes witness me in that state.
>>3115135
up*
That was your entire plan all along, huh? Well, let's get this over with quickly.
>>3115152
In a place of dragons, how the heck would a person like sunsnore survive? Dragons would be clamouring to have sex with her, eat her, maim her, and or just make her a slave, I've heard stories about your stupid kind, and Luna's a freaking unicorn Pegasus, she must be Greek.
And screw you I do what I want.
>>3115152
C'mon, you know I'm just teasing.
It appears I have skipped several people. My apologies. I went to fix this and made the swaps as well.
>>3115165
I'm sorry, will you be fine tomorrow?
>>3115168
>I misread your first comment, I thought you said where were you.
>>3115126
but is me making swap
>>3115187
I do not like to use violence if I can help it. What do you mean mortals like me, are you immortal yourself?
>>3115222
...now we're good to go
>>3115187
Okay, we'll just be friends then!
>>3115191
Uh...
Yeah! I had this whole thing planned out from the beginning!
>evil laugh
>>3115226
>Alright then, I'll put the "retarded fairy wizard" comment behind us
>>3115202
Well, Sunset's originally a unicorn. She was turned into a human by travelling to a parallel universe.
As for dragons, they're more the jock bully types where I come from. Not really into the 'eating, maiming, and raping' thing.
And I'm not like them anyway. I was raised by ponies.
>>3115218
Do I? Maybe this is the tease, and you really think that.
>>3115222
Thank you, miss. I believe Riki asked to be swapped for the next in line.
>>3115225
I'll be fine when I'm back to normal.
>>3115236
Yeah, because I totally speak like that.
>>3115222
I would like to thank Spike for this opportunity.
It has been a while since I've had a vacation.
>>3115222
Just start it already. My patience is running low thanks to your clumsiness.
>>3115260
Don't worry about it. Have fun.
>stop using an ava for a while
>New person picks it up
>Let them, because I've all but dropped it
>They never post as that ava anymore either
>>3115260
YOU! Dramatically pose with me!
>>3115222
We are ready to start.
>Jasper
>>3115222
Looks good
>>3115150
Once again. I apologize for the mess up.
>>3115238
Do you fail to see it for yourself? Of course! The queen of nightmares has already trascended the bounds of mortalitly that chain humanity! And trust them your annoying pet desevres nothing but harsh punishment.
>>3115249
We will not be nothing to me until you've tested yourself to be worth it. You failed once.
>>3115274
Why should it matter to you when you dropped them?
>>3115256
Fine then, I'll not call you that, Assistente de fadas retardado.
>>3115257
Ok, it's getting scary how fast you managed to lie better.
>>3115293
I can beat you in any contest.
>>3115290
Later losers!
>>3115280
I shall come out on top
>>3115274
I gave someone my characters because they asked for it.
Haven't seen them being used since.
>>3115290
Yosh, a good start.
>>3115258
Good I guess, but that's not exactly meaning you're going to forgive me or Patchouli tomorrow does it?
>>3115290
Awww yeah, this is going to be pretty badass...
>
>>3115165
I mean... if it's your conflict then I agree... if not, then I don't...
>>3115274
>what ava?
>>3115307
Once again: not lying. Telling the truth. The pony that raised me was Twilight Sparkle. A unicorn who hatched me as part of her entrance exam into Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.
I was her assistant for thirteen years, and then I ended up here.
>>3115302
I've a lot of history with said ava
>>3115290
And she totally survived.
>>3115290
Why does something like this even exist?
>>3115325
I think not. Are you the vampire they call DIO? I've heard much about you. I believe you will be a truly worthy opponent.
>Jasper
>>3115274
I hope it's not me, I just started tonight!
>>3115317
Nice banter Annoying One, but I shall not be defeated in my own ground by the likes of you. Besides, I wasn't talking about that.
>>3115249
Are you done yet?
>>3115293
Hmph. A pleasure to meet you, Queen of Nightmares. I'm sure such a name comes with the highest nobility, but I'm afraid what I do with my pet is none of your concern, thankyou very much.
>>3115258
You guys seem impatient. I suppose that is my fault.
>>3115290
If it had won, I would have given a wincard for both and it the ninjaslayer.
>>3115372
My wrath will rain with the fury o-
Wait, what?
>>3115374
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>3115377
ADVENTURE !
>but how do we get back up?
>>3115344
A dragão being dominated by a pônei, how pathetic.
>>3115377
Hmph. Who would want to party at a place where you could only have vegetables in the feast?
>>3115377
Dude apples are the best.
>>3115377
What kind of party is this shit? I'm gonna take a damn nap.
>>3115364
I believe the same about you. Jasper was it. I've heard that you were a hot head in the past.
Lets see if you live up to that aggression.
>>3115377
Hey, Eggman-kun, wanna see me walk the dog?
OH GOD. NO. SORRY. SORRY. I CAN'T STOP IT. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
>>3115394
I was a baby.
>>3115389
Mu ha ha. Ha. Ha.
>>3115379
Yosh, that would be awkward
>>3115377
D-dam that fall was long... You two alright?
>>3115290
Just like my mistress liked.
>>3115338
I'm thinking about it. And besides, you're the one who gave her the idea....
>>3115340
Well, I'd moreso meant my little...issue.
>>3115377
Vampires, gashadokuro, I don't care!
...Impatient?
>>3115377
Well shi-
>>3115377
It is calmer but not safe in the night. Two monochromed fighters are removed from the match.
>>3115379
The realest niggas can tell who you are by that video f.am
>>3115408
And she was a pony. With a horn.
>>3115405
Oh I will. I also know about your supernatural powers known as stands.
>>3115431
Now it seems you've been put down before we could even spar. I hope to see you next game.
>Jasper
>>3115377
Your id was not needed! I was perfectly capable of getting myself down from this height...
>>3115374
The origins of my name do not belong to any mortal royalty in this world. And the mere existence of the Annoying One is a disturbance for everyone in this world. I'm sure you can realise why, you who has been cursed to shelter her.
>>3115389
That's right, you have lowered ourself to be worse than a human. How could I form a bond with you, a being without pride at all?
>>3115438
What are you standing around staring for? I'm not hosting a fucking concert, who gave you that idea?
>>3115438
This never works anyway.
>>3115438
i think brook's violin is better.
>>3115438
I will make sure to save half of this feast for my mortal blood-related sisters awaiting for me at home.
>>3115421
She was open to it! But yeah, it's mostly my fault, I won't make her take the blame.
>>3115438
S-shouldn't I be the one singing? I'm made for it...
>>3115438
Today is absolutely. Two fighters use a partner to kill five kills. One confrontation ended up backfiring on someone. Another just has one bombing another. The last ends on an ambiguous note.
>>3115438
>>3115377
It seems like this house is empty for now... I'll just...
>falls asleep
>>3115421
Oh, in that case, then yes...
>think I'm going to head into lurk mode before hitting bed, nighty night
>>3115480
Go get this guy then.
>>3115493
Get up there then you retard!
>>3115438
That means my cruise is in control, right?
Right?
>>3115443
Unicorns are magic where I come from. Real magic.
>>3115513
And now we're back to the start.
>>3115431
Hmpf.
>>3115438
I'm not much for singing.
>>3115493
If she'd outright asked, I wouldn't be so frustrated....
>>3115517
>Have a good one, then.
>>3115513
This shits a lot quicker with a spear. Just watch.
>>3115513
UWAAA! SHAARK!
>>3115438
You're still a bit rusty, your swings are too big and make you lose balance.
>>3115465
Cursed.. sounds about right. Hmph. I would love to see if you could do a better job in training her. Feel free to take her off my hands if you like.
>>3115513
Alright Ulrich... Lemme show you what I've learned
>>3115538
>>3115521
>>3115074
>>3115521
I've dealt with magical fairies before, I tore one of them' swings off and I've learned their secrets, and I bet if you tear the horn of one the unicorn then you'll also get their magic.
>>3115513
Thanks for the help, but batters up!
>>3115518
Too late now, I'm killing.
>>3115533
You would've said no though... and that would have been boring...
>>3115513
Another night, another two end up dead. By the same cause of death no less.
>>3115563
what is thi-
>you bastard
>>3115584
>Sleeps soundly.
>Cid who sadly doesn't have any sleeping Cid images
>>3115580
If she'd have asked, I'd have assumed it was for research. I wouldn't have been so furious.
>>3115584
Thank you, person.
>>3115584
Looks like the gang's all back together, huh?
>>3115513
I knew I should have brought my divine scarf to keep the cold away from me...
>>3115584
I won that joust... I wish Ulrich could have seen it.
>>3115563
What?
>>3115566
It's a little trickier than that.
>>3115584
Just like old times.
>>3115549
And add another burden on my shoulders? Nonsense, she needs eradication, there is no way to correct such dense mind. Euthanize would be the best solution.
>>3115614
I propose some toast. With this sick ass apple jam I made.
>>3115607
Awww... But I ask for things all the time and never get a yes? Do I have to be smart like her then?
>>3115650
>>3115614
Dibs on being the toaster.
>>3115465
Who said puppers are less than humans?
>>3115415
>Continues laughing hysterically
>I didn't mistype anything
>>3115648
>>3115648
>>3115648
>>3115655
That was supposed to be a comma...
>>3115643
We don't have to go that far. When we see a poor animal on the side of the road, what do we do, give it a shelter, or give it the needle? I'll do what I can to help homeless, domesticated animals so that they can recover and live a fulfilling life.
gotta stop gogo
No deal
>>3115810
Dammit, you win this round
>>3115829
shit nigga you didn't even give me a chance
>ryukoanon