Board Games 242: Sammy is too good for Nanashi Edition
First 36.
Rick is banned for being a fuckface. He's bad people.
Haise Sasaki
>>3107426
Shizune
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Yukkuri Reimu
The Player
>>3107426
Jasper
Female
>>3107426
Togami Byakuya
>>3107426
Wriggle Nightbug
B1 Battle Droid
Eggman-kun
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3107426
Fujiwara no Mokou
Richard Feynman
Ringabel
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3107426
The 383rd mobile infantry
Sugar
Coral Grimes
>>3107426
The Wraith
>>3107426
King Kaito
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
Major Ocelot
Yukkuri Wriggle
Anna
>>3107426
The United Kingdom
Zombieman
>>3107426
Ruby Gloom
>>3107426
Suwako Moriya
>>3107426
Kotarou
Donald J. Trump
Swood Grommet
Jack Spicer
Benny Goodman
Sanae Kochiya
A W A Y
>>3107426
Garnet
>>3107426
HOUOUIN KYOUMA!
>>3107359
I imagine Junko wouldn't like having to look at our junk while we try to slow dance to EDM.
>>3107386
>implying Mkkou will ever love you
Dewight
>>3107426
Raider Nation
Yukkuri Mokou
>>3107426
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Noodle
>>3107395
Huh? What do you mean? Are there bees?!
>>3107449
Spooky
Strawberried
Rick Grimes
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3107470
>>3107471
Such a nice entry, they had to show it twice
>>3107470
I am deeply sorry.
Gravelord Nito
>>3107470
>>3107471
>>3107467
Spooky
>>3107422
You sound upset.
>>3107490
I'll ask you to not bring that monster ever again
>>3107470
>>3107471
HGA ALL OVER AGAIN
>>3107493
>
oh nevermind, it's just me.
>>3107465
I'm gonna be frank- Your name's not Frank is it?
>>3107422
Yeah...As long as you have fun though. I'd imagine you and Garnet could do stuff at home.
>>3107511
She doesn't seem upset to me.
>Jasper
>touches everyone penis
The Worst Band Of All Time
>>3107426
Nanashi
>>3107513
we had 4 imageswaps in a row there.
>>3107485
So, we'll just have to MAKE her like it.
>>3107485
>Implying I'm not ERPing with her on a daily basis
>>3107494
That's a compliment, right?
>>3107396
Oh, see ya around then!
>>3107421
>punts you into the thermosphere
>watches your evaporate from the heat like the eldritch abomination you are from a telescope
>>3107431
Stop calling me cute already.
>pouts
>>3107528
Erica senpai. Please bump.
>>3107497
Get out of here dad. I got this for ya.
>>3107521
Jokes on you, I don't have one!
>>3107470
>>3107471
I don't look right...
>>3107515
How many times do I have to tell you?
STOP. HUGGING. ME.
Late Faggot
>>3107528
Let's begin
>>3107528
Roger, roger!
>>3107535
No.
>>3107535
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>>3107528
Let's do this Gang 1! Follow my lead and I'll guarantee your safety!
>>3107540
>huggu
>kissu
>>3107521
>franks you
>>3107535
>36 UIDs
Stay mad latefags
>>3107535
There's exactly 36 UIDs you fucking nigger.
>>3107542
Make that 37.
>>3107528
Looks lovely.
>>3107520
Whenever she's yelling, it means something is wrong.
>>3107528
Just made it.
>>3107530
>Implying you wouldent be so beta to decline that.
>>3107528
Awww yeah.
>>3107526
Are you implying we're going to have sexual relations with Junko Enoshima at her homecoming?
>>3107530
>fucking your waifu
Hachiman, I'm ashamed. Waifu's are for lewd thoughts, they're for protecting from the hambeasts that try to prove themselves to be their husbando.
Do what I do and inject steroids into your arm and beat everyone that finds her attractive. Prove you deserve to be the one and only one in her life.
>>3107528
Why does Yukkuri Wriggle look exactly the same as the normal one ?
>>3107521
Good luck getting through my ROLLING SHIELD! Ahahaha!
>>3107568
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
>>3107528
Good luck everyone, I'm expecting a fair well run game. I hope we all brought our own equipment because once we start there's no take backs.
>>3107528
looks good.
>>3107540
But people who don't want to be hugged are the people who most need it.
>>3107540
>hugs
>kisses
>takes to homecoming
We don't need Sans or Gaen to have a fun time. All I need is some cola and this talking plant to have a baller time.
>>3107534
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
>>3107591
>puts a kick me sign on your back
test
H-HG?
>>3107534
You're asking me to lie to you... I can't. I just can't.
I'm sorry.
>leaves
>>3107602
>we'll never get a female magma grunt avafag
WE'VE BEEN DUPED!
>>3107602
W-Worst redesigned character ever?
>Creates shadow clone army
>Kissus everyone in the thread
Hiroshima is fucking with the servers again.
>>3107615
Nah 4chan is just taking a coffee break
>>3107596
GET IT OFF OF ME!
>>3107602
I think we're dead.
test
>>Finish Hanako route, good ending
>>Didn't cry
>You guys got my hopes up for some serious feels, I'm a bit disappointed
>>3107621
What are you doing, meat-bag?
>>3107607
Oh.
Bye-bye.
And thats what happens when you don't bump. :^)
Otako
>>3107607
You'll get him next time.
Let's blame Soda for this
>readies up not deadie shocky paddy pads
CLEAR!
>>3107591
SON?!
test
>>3107568
If you can't pay attention for the five-ten minutes it takes me for a new thread, I do not know what to say. Bumping isn't something that's easy, and it tends to extend games by around 15-45 minutes. I wasn't even planning on hosting for a third time today. I'm 100% positive if you ask for a swap you will get one.
OH MY GOD FUCKING SEND
FINAL TEST BEFORE WE GO TO /OFH/
>>3107563
She seems to be doing fine. I wouldn't worry too much. I almost had to give you my spot,seems just barely made it!
>Jasper
ONE YEAR
N
E
Y
E
A
R
We alive now?
>>3107646
I didn't do anything wrong.
>>3107661
DO IT
>>3107666
Calm down, Satan.
>>3107661
>/ofh/
>>3107661
>>3107642
If this isn't asking for too much, give the kid my place.
>>3107671
I'm still going to blame you
Welp, they put the cord they accidentally tripped over back in its place
>>3107661
>/OFH/
I don't even know where that is.
>Jasper
>want to drink a coffee to stay awake
>also want to eat cornflakes because hungry
>get brilliant idea to combine them
>pic related, cornflakes in coffee
>try it
IT TASTES LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT, NEVER DO THIS
>>3107661
>tfw i was actually lurking on /ofh/
>>3107686
Nobody tell her
>>3107683
Blaming a defenseless Mechanic isn't very nice of you.
>>3107686
I want to sleep in Jaspers hair
>>3107687
Cornfee?
>>3107661
>Bumping isn't something that's easy, and it tends to extend games by around 15-45 minutes
Not when you use hosthelper
it adds 2 minutes
>>3107647
W-who are... You trying to h-help? What... Are y-you ac-accomplishing?
>>3107687
>cornflakes in coffee
>24 minutes later
>still no game
Erica is the worst host.
>>3107680
You'd really give up your spot to someone who didn't even try to make it on time?
Thanks, I guess.
>>3107704
And what about the extra 12 tributes, fuckwit? Do they just disappear when 35 entries die?
>>3107687
>Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>3107698
Your point?
>Cuckmina literally had all this time to bump the game
>Didn't because it would take too much time to do so.
Hey everyone, Leafy here. And i'm here to show you the most SAVAGE host on /hg/, Kamina. This fucker is literally cancer, I mean i'm bad, but this fucker literally does nothing but autistic things and is proud to do so.
>>3107706
...So-Something...possibly something helpful...
>>3107690
Alright then.
>>3107701
My hair is not a pillow,human.
>Jasper
>>3107636
>any good ending that isn't Rin's
>sad
I'm sorry you were lied to Hanachan!
>>3107726
>dislikes all your videos
>makes cancerous comments about the Kam3Kam3 army
>>3107717
MY POINT IS I DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>3107726
Fuck off you living hunk of cancer, only autistic twelve year olds enjoy your content
>>3107710
I'm the only host, shit for brains.
Zombie out for Otako, let's start.
>>3107715
What?
If you use hosthelper:
>be at 36 entered tributes
>adjust size -> 48
>add 12 more tributes to the hosthelper list
>unload list into empty website, website is now filled with 36+12 new tributes
>just gotta send gender
>>3107746
>not hosting on /ofh/
>>3107746
You're coming with me
>>3107746
Shall we begin?
>>3107746
This primitive vehicle is quite comfortable. It's nice to see you again, Great Britain
>>3107746
I know I can be a little unenthusiastic, but is the name really necessary?
>>3107711
I'm just going to assume that this fucked up place prevented you from doing that.
>>3107567
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
>>3107647
I'm alive! Oh dear, I truly thought that was the end for me.
>>3107732
I-it's not?
>>3107726
Man... this guy looks like a faggot
>>3107746
See you later, and don't forget to praise our shrine!
>>3107744
And my point is that I blame you anyway
>>3107746
Get in loser, we're going eviling
>>3107746
>>3107757
Wh-where are you taking me?!
>>3107764
I actually fell asleep, that's all.
Thanks for the spot.
>>3107746
See ya Red
>>3107746
Good luck to start
>>3107730
Who... W-what did you use the... Not deady shock p-paddy pads on?
>>3107737
>Shizune good ending is sad because you end up with Shizune
>>3107726
How does Keemstars gun to your head feel? Make sure to say everything nice about him, cause he'll do his best to make sure you never forget who made you famous.
>>3107781
I'm going to put you up that tall tree so I'll have a higher chance of winning
>>3107787
...Shane?....
>>3107767
I'M READY TO PERSUADE JUNKO TO LET US GO NAKED! WHERE IS SHE, WHERE IS SHE!?
>>3107767
No you fool!
>Jasper
>>3107801
Check your /ofh/
>>3107750
>>3107746
>>3107750
Reread what I posted and try again. Larger roster means the game takes longer.
>>3107756
I didn't want to host again in the first place, /ofh/ was the last resort.
>>3107778
Your hate for me is baseless and profound, and I'll never respect you for coming to a debate unprepared.
Seriously, what the hell is /ofh/?
>>3107813
>>3107767
...Please don't get sarcastic with me.
>>3107796
...ev-everyone...no-nobody wants to be dead...
>>3107813
Us robots have to stick together, Kaito!
Board games? More like bored games!
Heyoooooo
>>3107760
Good day to you.
>>3107813
I heard someone.
>>3107782
Don't sweat it. Just think of it as me apologizing for shooting you in the face that last game.
>>3107813
One piece of advice from friend to friend: if you're going to host, don't host begrudgingly.
>>3107824
a hoshi hateboard
>>3107813
>Larger roster means the game takes longer.
> it tends to extend games by around 15-45 minutes.
Nigga you're stupid
The death rate is the same. More tributes means more deaths per slide, meaning about the same average time per game.
>>3107824
OOC
Friend
Hangout
better known as le sekrit klub
It's now dead
>>3107824
a hoshi hateboard
>>3107796
>being with best girl is a bad thing.
Hanachan... I'm so, so sorry you lie to yourself like this!
>>3107824
/ofh/ (OOC friendo hangout) was a rival board a few /hga/ members founded on 8 chins to socialize away from the games and /hga/.
>>3107813
Can you show me where it is?
>>3107836
Oh. I forgot about that
>>3107826
I d-don't... Think that was n-necessary... W-we were all a-alive anyway...
>>3107837
This.
Do you guys need a host?
>>3107746
Thanks for hosting, Kamina.
Oh boy, we making the longer games take longer to host excuse? My 24 game just this morning took over 20 slides faggots. So another daily reminder that the excuse that bumping a game makes it longer is full of SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>3107813
I have a date, good luck elsewhere
>>3107813
>>3107828
Thanks droid bro!
>>3107813
>>3107837
We'd be dead if I didn't host begrudgingly from at least time-to-time.
>>3107848
>48 games are just as long as 36 and 24 games
K
>>3107848
>>3107822
Let's face it. You wouldn't respect me anyway
>>3107799
Clever, but I don't have a fear of heights, I'm sure I could find my way down, one way or another..
>>3107804
I-I don't know! But she seems....lenient enough.
>>3107808
Well, that could certainly change, it looks comfy enough.
>>3107813
Stand still! This will only hurt for a second!
>>3107826
Sarcastic? No, no, I certainly thought that my time had come! Honestly, I could see the light, couldn't you?
>>3107813
Please, don't! I'll give you a blessing, just don't kill me!
>>3107865
...O-Oh, I-I uh...my apologies I-I just thought...
>>3107883
Have to keep my system cool!
>>3107824
OOC
FAGGOT
HANGOUT
>>3107883
Wriggle, please. Personal space
>>3107883
Oh, how that victors plaque could be mine. I'd say it's befitting no one but myself.
>>3107889
True, but now there's no hope left. I can't respect someone who picks on the weak.
>>3107883
We can pretend at least
>kamina's 2nd-3rd game
>people shitting on kamina like someone else was going to host
>yfw even kamina gets sick of our shit and stops hosting too
>>3107883
Thanks for taking the time out of your day to host.
>>3107883
We're all probably going to perish. We'd best get over it now
>>3107890
I'm watching you Ringabel...
>>3107883
Ah.. I love singing..
>>3107883
>Eats curry bread seductively, if at all possible.
>>3107890
You do not understand Ringabel, I've always wanted to persuade Junko! She's on my top five persuade list!
>>3107859
How can it be a rival board if there were no games?
>>3107883
>>3107932
A rival board might be fun desu
>>3107932
The defectors in general hated Hoshi
>>3107918
People need something to get pissy about or else they can feel fulfilled.
>>3107890
...If I let you beat me up will you stop talking like that?
>>3107935
Now that's just rude!
>>3107935
I figured this would happen.
>>3107935
Patriotism I hope?
>>3107935
BUUUG! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>3107857
>implying Shizune isn't worst girl by a mile
I'm so s-sorry Mikado... Y-you're delusional...
>>3107901
N-no need... To be sorry, j-just p-pointing out th-that you d-didn't need to...
>>3107935
Do you want me to take over or are you good?
>>3107890
I should have thought of a better plan, now I look like an idiot.
>>3107893
We'll have more luck next time Lady Suwako
>>3107883
You should only do this when you want to. If
>>3107951
>defectors
hg is not the military, what the fuck
>shitting on the only willing host because you're mad you were late
>>3107941
Already have 2
/hgs/ and /legion/
>>3107935
>>3107973
I'm good famo, much obliged.
>>3107980
>Why did that post?
I could have rushed home again if it was needed.
>>3107994
You know you're one bad day away from being me, Player.
>>3107990
reminder we were only at 36 posters by the time the roster was even up
slowfags gonna shitpost
>>3107932
You really think HG is about the games?
This is a (You) competition. Rivalry for (You)s.
>>3108012
I can confirm this.
>>3107994
Alrighty then. I'm gonna go next afterwards then.
>>3107927
Never change, Kaito.
>>3107930
Are you so confident? She seems like a tough nut to crack.
>>3107935
Now, just stand still, I'm just touching up.
>>3107958
Wh-what? Why would I ever wish pain upon you?
>>3107979
Have no fear! I will not let your failed plan go to waste, and I will win this game in your name.
>>3107994
....Spoke too soon.
>>3107994
I died from a blender essentially...
>>3108018
I just want friends
>>3107860
Oh. No hard feelings, right?
>>3108031
Go out and socialize. You can't make friends on the internet.
>>3107994
>>3107980
>>3107996
It's fine, I'm just on edge.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>3108026
She won't be tough enough for me to crack my nut into.
>>3108037
No, and false.
>>3108026
I-It sounds like you're mocking me...and people who mock me normally want to beat me up.
>>3108046
Excellent
>>3108037
Fuck you. The people here have far more moral integrity than anyone I've ever met in real life, only the bottom of the barrel, people who know how it is to be human garbage, can become truly good.
>>3108026
Well, good luck out there
>>3108026
Was there an indication that I was going to change? I'm just good old me.
>>3108054
I wouldn't worry about Ringabel, he's not one to hit a woman.
>>3108031
This place can serve as a proxy for that.
>>3108046
>>3108087
>jews
oh vey the goys have figured us out
>>3108087
What about jew friends?
>>3108061
Don't throw my bro over ever again, dad.
>>3108095
I had a history joke to make but I couldn't remember it. I do need to study human history more.
>Jasper
>>3108102
They don't exist. They will always scheme behind your back and wait for the right moment to fuck you over.
>>3108113
Had a jew roommate, can confirm
>>3108113
Is it possible to outscheme the jew friend?
>>3108095
>>3108095
Oh Christ!
>>3108106
Fine. I'll throw another subject first next time.
>>3108095
Jeez Jasper. Don't desteoy thr country that took my accent.
>>3108127
Yes. Use their stomachs. It is their weakness.
>>3107883
>48 games are just as long as 36 and 24 games
I just simulated 18 games, 9 24 and 9 48.
Here are the number of days it took for the 24's to complete:
4,4,7,8,10,8,7,8,8
average: ~7.2
Here are the number of days it took for the 48's to complete:
8,8,7,9,9,8,7,8,10
average: ~8.2
Average difference in days between 24's and 48's: ~1.0
Since there are 2 slides per day, that makes 2 more slides. At a posting speed of 2 minutes per slide, that makes a 4 minute longer game.
How the fuck did you come up with a game's time increase of 'between 15 and 45 minutes' when bumping it from 36 to 48?
>>3108127
Yes, if you have a gas stove.
>>3108139
You need to drastically increase that sample size for it to be meaningful.
>>3108087
Jews are very sneaky people, but that's a byproduct of their intelligence. They're extremely in-group focused but once you get to know one their intelligence is refreshing. As long as they don't try to Jew you they're fine.
>>3108134
Fellow jew exorcist detected.
Exploit their Type 2 diabetes, jews have awful metabolism
>>3108139
>>3107883
>>3107848
Simulated 10 games, all ended on the bloodbath.
Is something wrong with my code?
>>3108048
I...I hope we're still on the same page here.
>>3108054
Well I can assure you I meant to do neither of those things, and I must thank you for, quite literally saving my life.
>>3108073
Thank you! I may need it.
>>3108075
Nope, I was just simply stating that I would hate to see you be anyone else.
>>3108133
Whoops. Sorry about that Garnet. You can't just hold back,you know....
>Jasper
>>3108146
I know, but I ain't got the time for that and go by my feeling that they are of roughly equal length. Whatever the difference is, it's definitely not 'between 15 and 45 minutes', as he claimed.
>>3108129
>>3108163
I'm on the same page as you. We both agreed on this outcome, in case you don't remember.
>>3108163
...O-Oh, well you're welcome...you should've just said it like that in the first place...
>>3108163
Ah, in that case I'm going to change into someone else!
>>3108174
>>3108139
Kamina was wrong. Nothing new about that. It still doesn't change the fact that there was no reason to bump it.
>>3108167
It's in the past.
>>3108186
>pets Nurse-chan
>>3108196
>It still doesn't change the fact that there was no reason to bump it.
I wasn't going after that, I couldn't care less if he bumped it or not. The only thing I cared about was that ridiculous claim he voiced.
>>3108193
I have to make America great again, I don't have time to sleep.
If a jew,gypsy and an elf were stuck in a arena and the objective was to outscheme the other.
Who would win?
>>3108193
Shit...
>>3108196
Likewise. Wanna hit the gym with me?
>Jasper
>>3108211
>>3108156
>is something wrong with my code?
Yes. You made it.
>>3108215
Elves are Jews X10 and gypsies are Jews X0.5
The elf wins
>>3108223
>>3108218
>stand the fuck still
Fuck that,im going to nuke the shit out of it.
>>3108230
>>3108215
The viewers.
>>3108215
Me. No one even knew I was there.
>>3108230
Wow, congrats Donald, you made America great again.
Thanks for hosting Kamina.
>>3108207
Oh. Well in that case you are completely right.
>>3108221
I should. I did terribly this round.
>>3108238
Congrats.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3108230
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3108230
I feel like this is foretelling a certain victory in the future.
Thank you for hosting, Erica-chan. Make sure to paddle your way out of here.
>>3108215
Hello Potion Seller. I'm going into battle but I want your strongest potions.
>>3108230
Thanks for hosting
>>3108238
>>3108258
HAIL TO THE CHIEF
>>3108206
...Th-Thank you, I think?
>>3108238
Congratulations Trump.
Thanks for hosting and putting up with just all of this.
>>3108253
You cant have my potions,they are too strong for you!
>>3108238
Thanks for hosting Erica.
And i guess its my turn now.
Get in here.
>>3108263
>>3108263
>>3108263
>>3108258
MAKE HG GREAT AGAIN
>>3108258
NANOMACHINES, SON
>>3108230
Thanks for hosting.
>>3108249
I actually didn't do to bad. Working out won't be bad for us though.
>Jasper