A new thread for our insufferable host.
HG.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3106663
You're about to lose your chance.
>>3106686
Oh sweet, this is a perfect opportunity. I'm just gonna go steal a bunch of stuff. Thanks!
I want to violently rape Bikko
>>3106703
Thanks cutie.
What slide did I leave off on?
>>3106717
I want to violently rape Bikko's stump
I want Batman to violently rape Joker
>>3106686
I'm not expecting you to be. I don't really have any soldiers right now. My services are called on when there's a war or some big battle in this place.
>>3106705
If it'll make you trust me I can show you my mental health records. I'm not letting you see my physical records you perv.
>He pulls up a document on his phone.
>>3106661
>I mean.. Those doujinshi's and pictures aren't really hard to find, fuck I don't even look for them, just looking for pictures most of the time is just so gay...
>>3106669
Nice. Way to go tracksuit.
>>3106684
Ah well, you got far enough. Pretty far for my spot anyway.
>>3106705
No no, I know what you meant, I think we're friends too.
>>3106679
Not the best time to joke about something.
>>3106705
You must have been upset.
>>3106695
I am much more violent than the last match.
>>3106728
The feast.
>>3106684
It does feel odd not calling people by their name. Sorry about that, Bikko.
>>3106728
Shit host, kill yourself.
>>3106735
I-...What the heck is wrong with you people?
Wouldn't the Joker enjoy that anyway?
>>3106728
I want to put my dick on Erica's annoyed face
>>3106724
Ok, ok, fine! You're not cute.
What should I call you instead?
>>3106746
This I can see, Next match you should make for a worthy opponent.
>Jasper
>>3106724
Now go take my sword too if you want.... If you can carry it..
>drops the huge ass sword.
>>3106705
Goddammit.... Here. This should calm you down for a second.
>puts a kitten on top of your head
Calm down, no need to go on a killing spree.
>>3106740
There's no war in this place. Only pointless battles that is really stupid..
>>3106744
>Go to Danbooru and search up Ross.
>Prepare a bleach for your eyes too.
>>3106746
Don't worry about it, just try to win
>>3106744
Thanks for the spot again
>>3106731
>>3106725
Never in a million years
Garnet is my only friend
Mass deletion of everyone on my friend's list coming soon
>>3106592
No, ur cute
>>3106740
Nobody is interested about your below avarage records about your physical state.
>takes a quick look at the document
>>3106744
No, we are not friends. You can keep repeating it, it won't change that I don't intend to become friends with you.
>>3106746
Upset over what?
>>3106765
There is two ways I can see this ending. I'm going with the one where I live.
>>3106765
You watch and I sleep, slave
>>3106765
when are you going to unblock me mate?
ead brister this is why no one likes you in class you buddy fucking fuck.
>>3106755
Wriggle of course.
O-Oh, you meant like a nickname or something didn't you? You can call me whatever you want though, as long as it isn't cute.
>>3106763
>lands on her foot
Ouch... W-What is this thing made of?
>>3106765
>>3106775
Hey! Wha-What the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you take a chance like this?!
>>3106765
>>3106777
When you fag a strike witch or a brave witch
>>3106768
Thanks I guess
>>3106763
You haven't been here long enough to say that Ross.
>>3106772
You're the one asking for them Sarah. Not my fault if you come up with some sick fantasy after looking at me.
>>3106781
Any other adjective you'd like?
>>3106785
Can you three handle the hunting? I'm still feeling bad because of Garnet's little stunt.
>>3106795
You mother-
>>3106759
I'll be waiting.
>>3106764
It appears I took the wrong choice.
>>3106772
What just happened. I can tell you are not used to that.
>>3106783
There was also a possibilty. where you would do this.
>>3106795
Winner next slide
>>3106809
As will I,friend.
>Jasper
>>3106781
What else, Pure metal. It's basically pure hunk of Iron. I don't have enough money to buy other greatsword that is made with better steel.
>>3106791
Hajiman: >He hasn't sucked dick for games
Hajiman: Fag
Blackbird of Wangan: Nope
Blackbird of Wangan: Never!
Hajiman is now Online.
Hajiman: Wow
Hajiman is now Online.
Blackbird of Wangan: YEP I AM ONE OF THE STRAIGHTEST GUY IN HG
That should explain me.
>>3106793
Actually... I have been here for 4 months and I know what it is like.
>>3106795
...
This is really boring, why did we come here?
>>3106813
Y-you too.
>>3106813
>>3106821
Dress like that again and next time I won't stop at just one stab.
>>3106827
Congrats Ara
>>3106791
>>3106827
>>3106809
Good try atleast.
>>3106827
Atleast the abomination didn't win. Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3106817
I dunno, I save it
>>3106793
Sick fantasy? Like wanting to kill you?
>>3106809
I-I just pulled a joke on him. Of course I am not used to that.
>>3106763
>pets the kitten
I'm calm.
>>3106832
>>3106832
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3106827
It will help digest last night's dinner, I swear.
>>3106842
>>3106832
Thank you for hosting.
>>3106827
That thing has a neck?
>>3106842
>congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3106828
You know you love me, Araragi-kun. Nyaaa desu~
>Doggy paddles out of the thread
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting
>>3106827
>>3106842
I was on a roll. I shouldn't had taken the chance. Congrats Araragi. Thanks for hosting.
>>3106817
I've been here for a year Ross. I've been at the dumb wars. I know a bit more about the politics of this place than you do. I'm not denying that they're dumb, I'm just saying that they happened.
>>3106832
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3106841
Oooh, looks like I've pissed you off a little bit. Now that you see I'm mentally sound you've realized that I've been messing with you the whole time. It's a natural reaction.
>>3106830
>>3106834
>>3106844
Thank you.
>>3106842
And thanks for the game.
>>3106849
Naisu.
>>3106849
>>3106855
>>3106855
Can I fuck you?
>>3106799
Hmmmm...
>stops to think for a ridiculous amount of time
I dunno, you're supposed to be the creative one here. Got any ideas?
>>3106817
It's kind of cutting off blood flow to my foot right now, do you think you could move it? Pretty please?
>>3106849
Fixed the shadow on those low-hanging letters
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting.
>Jasper
>>3106763
>no thanks.
>>3106764
No problem, you're my friend, so ya'know.
>>3106772
You're just being a porcupine, I know we're friends!
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting
>>3106872
I did, but you didn't like that one.
What's wrong with the c-word anyway?
TEACHERS ARE GAY, THAT ONE TEACHER IN THIS PLACE IS THE GAYEST
>>3106842
Thank you for the game.
GAY IS OK
>>3106855
... What's wrong with you?
>>3106863
So, what did you want to prove with this? Because it was just slightly annoying.
>>3106891
Oh...
>>3106903
Wanna meme?
>>3106834
I can't say that it wasn't. It still would have been nice to win.
>>3106841
It didn't seem like a joke.
>>3106891
There are several teachers here.
>>3106896
Congratulations, Ara.
>>3106870
>
>>3106871
That depends on who you're voting for.
>>3106896
All I want is your love, Araragi-kun~
>>3106891
>every edgy 12 year old on earth
>>3106906
What is "meme"?
I want to violently fuck Emi's stump
>>3106839
>FEMALE ON FEMALE IS OK FOR ME.
>BUT MALE ON MALE........
>JESUS CHRIST.
>>3106841
>the cat yawns and sleeps on your lap
Hmm that's better, and keep him. He keeps on following you. He's been meowing non-stop....
>>3106876
Perfect...
>>3106881
>Definitely a no thanks for me too.
>I have searched kaito in danbooru and it left me in tears since I used to use Kaito during the secret ava days.
>>3106899
I didn't want to prove anything. I was bored and you're being quite entertaining.
>>3106913
That means I did it properly, right? It had a better impact that way.
>>3106922
I want to rub Emi's stumps while licking Bikko's stump
>>3106921
A meme, a popular-in-the-web subject and/or a famous phrase.
>>3106915
Oh, umm, thanks.
>>3106917
And who told you dressing up like a girl and wearing cat ears was the way to get it?
>>3106887
I don't like people calling me cute because I am definitely NOT cute, but also cause nobody ever takes cute thing seriously. You have to look cool if you want people to listen to you. That's why I wear this cape!
>>3106917
!
>>3106863
I have been here for 4 months and I can see how pointless it is. The war itself must be over some pointless thing that can be resolved with simple diplomacy....
>>3106872
Fine fine...
>takes his sword back
It's quite light for me though... Maybe because I am used to it already.
>>3106917
I'll vote to the one that allows me to fuck you.
>>3106933
As lovely as that sounds, I really need to be finishing preparing my assignments. I shouldn't be here. I would hate for one of my students to spot me empty-handed.
>>3106947
I see.
So, about those cuddles.
>shoots everybody in the face
>>3106953
Well don't you let me hold you still then, I'll get you the memes later then.
>>3106968
>mfw noface
>>3106968
>gets shot
>dies
>>3106928
I suppose you can be a real good actor. Though there was a possibility where he accepted your proposal.
>>3106939
Sensei told me that I needed to start wearing more "appropriate attire" so I thought that this would be a good start.
>>3106948
>tfw Meme-chan will never rape you
And on that note, fuck off you filthy whore.
>>3106951
Sounds good to me, but no gay shit, alright?
>>3106968
>HITS
Ouch.... anon... why he fuck did you do that?
>Heals his face back to normal.
You're an asshole you know that anon.
>>3106971
Thank you Miss!
>>3106980
>>3106968
>bounces off the rolling shield
Ha! It works! Suck it!
>>3106968
>
Nice shot.
>>3106980
She'll hypnotize you and rape you in your dreams for all of eternity. She is a siren
Show me your prom outfit
>>3106988
>kicks rolling shield down the hill
Jaa nee!
>>3106968
OW!
You're lucky my metal's harder then lead, Anon!
Hikigaya? More like Hikkikomori
>>3106950
I mean, with a sword that huge wouldn't it be more effective to just hit people with the flat of the blade and crush all their bones?
>>3106964
Oh right.
>cuddles
>>3106999
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>3106996
>tfw you're taking your outfit
>>3106996
I'm not going , so I don't have one.
>>3106950
You're completely right. But tell me, when has anyone really listened to diplomacy in this place. I try all the time and it never really works out.
>>3106996
I don't have one anon.
>>3106996
I will be taking what I always wear.
>>3106996
I don't own anything besides what I'm wearing. I'll just be the one everyone compares to so that they'll feel better about themselves
>>3106996
>Jasper
>>3107003
Squee!
>is cuddled
>>3106996
none
get it, because it's actually homecoming.
>>3107015
>Kissu
I'll take you Otako.
>>3106996
I hope I look good
>>3106987
Don't you look at me like that, I won't forgive you until you find something more formal to wear.
>>3106996
Unlike some people, I come prepared. Also, rate me.
>>3107002
How did you know about my middle school nickname?
>>3107014
You have like three entries in, fuckface. Stop complaining.
>>3106996
Since Dean Ambrose is still mourning Mitch and Matoi, that plan's off the shelf...you fellas reckon you need a bouncer?
>>3106996
This is only to help me blend in! I'll never wear this stupid outfit ever again after this!
>>3107040
>four, actually
>>3106996
>>3107028
This is mine. Gonna show up drunk and belligerent as hell too.
>>3106996
That would imply I'm going, anon. And it's homecoming, technically, but close enough
>>3106923
>Did you? I didn't hear anyone talk about anyone avaing him, so that's one of the reasons I picked him up.
>>3107043
Oh my god that's adorable.
>>3107049
Just like a normal game :^)
>Prom
Kys
>>3106996
Too much?
>>3107033
Like hell you will!
>>3107049
You reeaaaally need to kill yourself.
>>3107050
I'm Burrito! Burrito Uzumaki! I'm your density! I mean...Your destiny~
>>3106996
PROM IS CANCELLED
>>3106996
Hmm. If I was going to the homecoming, this may be it. Or maybe a suit.
Anybody who goes to prom is an attenion whore
>>3106923
Oh no, dude is fucking a dude, my eyes, aaaaaaahhhhhh. Toughen up
>>3107052
You can't even wear your nice dress for me?
>Jasper
>>3107057
Quit staring, Ruby! You're gonna help me burn this dress after the dance is over.
>>3107082
>attenion
>>3107070
>After the rebirth Blue Beetle run
>>3106996
>>3107016
Diplomacy works only when it is needed. Settle it like gentleman. That is ow it going to work..
>>3107003
Nah... the edges are sharp enough to slice a person in two..
And besides, This sword is my best friend.
>>3106996
Going Hans Solo to the Homecoming. So I will be wearing more modern casual than medieval casual.
>>3107029
>cuddles some more
>pets
>>3107082
Haven't you learned, anon? Everyone is an attentionwhore! Human beings naturally crave social interaction, after all.
>>3106996
I'm think about going nude.
>>3107040
>>3107093
Fair enough.
>>3107094
Lookin' good, hot stuff.
>>3107082
Anybody who doesn't go to prom is a literal who that no one wants to talk to.
>>3107069
What are you so upset about, Nanashi?
>>3107074
I prefer curry bread.
>>3107094
Uts might have something to say about that decision....but then again she never wears much either.
>>3107085
I only have this one outfit.
>>3107100
You say that as if there's any other way.
>>3106996
>>3107100
>kissus nips
M-O-O-N, that spells new game when?
>>3107104
>it'll get canceled anyway HAHAHAhaha...
>;-;
>>3107110
>implying there's not so many people with multiple entries that it's possible to go with other people like you're supposed to
>>3107097
H-hey! I should be the one doing that!
>>3107118
>takes gravelord sword.
>>3107114
I could purchase you some more clothes, Lapis. There's a thrift store that isn't too far from here!
>>3106996
I got this suit and glasses...
>>3107111
I'm not upset! Just confused as all.
>>3107117
OF COURSE THERE ISN'T!
Nudity is humanity at it's finest, after all!
>>3107119
What do you think you're doing?
>>3107122
What's so funny?
>>3107124
What did you say?
>>3106996
Probably this, but I'm not going most likely.
>>3107087
But it's so tiny and adorable, it fits you so well, maybe you'll wear next time too.
Good Afternoon
>>3107096
Is there a definition for that? Settling it like gentleman means different things to different people.
>>3107110
>
>>3107114
Change your form with shapshifting like I do. You don't have to buy expensive human clothes.
>https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1c/83/70/1c8370eca34c03c50555068b4068bbe8.jpg
>>3107138
I'll help her,Pearl.
>Jasper
>>3107101
That'll do. If you weren't such a crazy bitch, I'd totally fuck your brains out tbqh.
>>3107122
Y-you too.
>>3107125
It's okay babe, I'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to cry on.
>>3107139
So, did you decide to take Sammy?
>>3107096
Even if it was dull it could still break right though a piece of metal with all the weight it has on it.
>>3107130
Shhh. We're cuddling.
>pets some more
>scratches behind your ear
>>3107150
why
why yamtoo cry
>>3107133
GO AHEAD, I'M USED TO THE BETRAYAL OF PEOPLE JOINING MY COVENANT AND LEAVING FOR MY SWORD
>>3107148
I'll make sure there won't BE a next time, then.
>>3107099
T R U.
Everybody wants attention to some degree
>>3107158
Hell no... I'm not going to that damn homecoming.
>>3107154
>you'd do it anyway
>>3107151
Oh, how gracious of you, Jasper!
>>3107168
Oh, alright, want to burn it fast or slow? have you told Sans about this too?
>>3107175
For a cutie, you're absolutely no fun sometimes.
>>3107160
B-but... aaah fuck it.
>leans in and purrs
>>3107173
>>3107175
Skipping homecoming and going straight for third base?
Well played.
>>3107110
.............
I am a literal who anyway. And besides, I am going in Hans Solo!
>>3107150
Respect. That is the word. You need respect.
>>3107160
True, but there will be no blood. only concussions and tiny amounts of blood.
>>3107166
>takes all of the eye of death
thanks old man!
>>3107104
As to you, and you know what they say, if you got it flaunt it.
>>3107113
I find it almost ironic, since she'll most likely be dressing up for the occasion.
>>3107122
Oh anon, you're making me blush.
>>3107140
Exactly! In a perfect world, everyone would be going in their birthday suits.
>>3107179
Yea,yea. I just want her to look nice.
>Jasper
New host please
>>3107181
I think when the time comes, burning it slow will be the best way to handle it. I want to see each and every little stitch on it turn to ashes. That fat dirtbag doesn't need to see anything until the dance!
I want to take Sammy to the homecoming
>>3107176
T-the public doesn't need to know it though...
>>3107195
Your date is shit though, I would have never expected you to take such an unappealing chick.
>>3107161
Oh, I'm not crying sugar. I was just being bullied. Nothing to worry about.
>>3107194
I like to think I have at least a little bit of that around here.
>>3107173
No.
>>3107185
I like this way to be quite honest. Needs some damn peace in my life.
>>3107189
.....You know damn well that's not happening.
>>3107203
Kay, First -24
>>3107195
As a free world we should be able to regardless of whatever mundane rules that strumpet Junko enforces on us. She can't stop us from being who we really are!
>>3107211
Your date's not even real.
>>3107151
>>3107179
I'll just wear my regular outfit. Ain't no dance telling me what to wear.
>>3107197
It seems like you two aren't planning to fuse during the festivities, then. That's quite alright, I'm sure you and her will look stunning in your fancy attires!
>>3107211
Well, at least mine isn't a literal sex toy.
>>3107204
I get it, it's bad luck for the groom to see his bride before the dance.
>>3107215
Bully
Bully is bad
>>3107208
Knock yourself out man.
>>3106996
...
>>3107217
Meme
>>3107211
>she'd rape you anyway
>>3107217
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3107217
>image.jpg
Yeah no.
>>3107217
U Strawberry?
>>3107217
Benny Goodman
>>3107217
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3107217
Naoe Yamato
>>3107217
Nanashi
>>3107223
Oh, come on now, things like these don't happen very often in human society. Why not embrace the celebration by appreciating their primitive culture?
>>3107217
A rock
>>3107217
Otako
>>3107216
It might.
>>3107217
Swood Grommet
>>3107229
God damn it, now that song's stuck in my head. Fuck you
>>3107217
Slav
>>3107217
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3107217
Noodle
>>3107223
Alright then. Just please try and act somewhat nice to people.
>>3107226
Why would we fuse? I don't wanna destroy anything.
>>3107217
Jasper
Female
>>3107217
Ross
>>3107215
Respect is the first step of not having a war. Means you acknowledge your opponent as an equal. And then make peace. It is that simple.
You may be here for a year, but I am 1000 years old more than you.
>>3107217
HOUOUIN "I'VE FAILED" KYOUMA!
>>3107219
Don't call her my date, she's just taking me because no one else is willing to.
>>3107227
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>3107232
I'd be more than okay with that... if we were real...
>cries
>>3107217
Hikki
>>3107217
The Player
>>3107217
Furry porn
>>3107217
King Kaito
>>3107217
Julion Alvarez
>>3107217
Sanae Kochiya
>>3107217
Captain Luna
>>3107217
Eggman-kun
>>3107217
B1 battle droid
>>3107217
Flowey
>>3107228
What?! We aren't getting married! Eww, why would you say that?!
>>3107217
Ogre
>>3107217
Boat pussy
>>3107217
Sugar
>>3107261
no
no swearing!!
>>3107217
Major Ocelot
>>3107217
The United Kingdom
>>3107268
>>3107256
Fine. How about this then?.
>>3107255
Like you can touch me with any physical attacks!
>>3107259
It's not.
>>3107274
*she were real*
I really need to fix my spelling mistakes.
welp, I need to go to a social gathering, so inevitably I'l be back wasted for once.
Anyway, just popped by to see how you guys are doing.
>>3107256
>>3107223
Yeah. Have some fun with it.
>>3107231
Sauce? need it for research
>>3107217
My Wriggle senses tell me this isn't a real game!
>>3107187
You're a really soft kitty...
>rubs your belly
>>3107194
Well... Yeah, I guess you're right.
But what's even cooler is watching someone get stung to death by bees. They're all flaily and screamy and stuff.
>People didn't see the minus
>people think I'd host from mobile
I'm just fucking with you fags.
>>3107301
>I want you to think I have a social life
>>3107229
Bully is bad. It's like you're learning.
>>3107269
1000 years more old than you? Well since you've obviously got me beat in sentence structure I'll just move on. I didn't even start the wars, I was just asked to help with them.
>>3107295
I like it. You look...good.
>Jasper
>>3107288
I'm just kidding Flowey, I'm sure Sans isn't that into marriage.
>>3107299
>She flashes her, quite literally stunning, breasts to you
>>3107268
Well, your fusion's appearance is meant to represent your bond with your partner or partners! But, you do have a point. I'm not sure how large the building the event will be hosted in is, so that would be the safer approach.
>>3107301
Please go and stay go.
>>3107217
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3107311
>implying I didn't enter for when someone picks up the bait roster
>>3107319
It's gonna get stained with a ton of blood. I think i'm ok with that though.
>>3107317
Sugar
Sugar know all
>>3107327
Put those away!
>>3107328
Lapis and I have a different way of expressing our feelings for each other. It's nice that you'd think that though Pearl.
>Jasper
>>3107310
Mmh, and you're a really cute buggle.
>>3107332
>-24
>Bait
Yer dense
>>3107274
She looks like a date to me. She's all over you, Hachiman! Take advantage of her and break her mind!
>>3107311
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE STEINS;GATE HAS ALREADY DECIDED THIS, FOOL!
We still need a host?
>>3107295
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful!
>>3107302
I'm glad you agree, Garnet. Are Ruby and Sapphire going to be attending the dance?
>>3107314
>Implying
>I go to this shit like twice a year at most.
>>3107329
Love you too Hikki. Platonically.
>>3107311
Nice work
>>3107332
I was gonna pick up the roster, but now i'm not going to just to spite this faggot.
>>3107219
Wait, are you saying there's a rile against going in the nude? I figured it was simply shunned upon, but if they're going to bar us from this pleasure than I will start a revolt!
>>3107274
It can't be a good thing. You'll never know the blissful feeling of actual unadulterated love.
>>3107349
new entry thread please
>>3107357
Can you make a game for me and all my friends, dad?
If not can you at least make one with only me?
>>3107357
Please based Rick? It'd be great to have you host for us.
>>3107352
Are you going Pearl?
>>3107334
Shhh.....Nobody needs to know anything about the fighting yet.
>Jasper
>>3107322
Y-Yeah, you better be...
>>3107349
You don't need to if you don't want to.
>>3107352
We thought about it. I am fine with sitting out this time.
>>3107349
I-I'll suck your dick...
>>3107348
>Implying I'd ever betray Mokou
>>3107377
>>3107369
nah senpaitachi. Let Kamina take over.
>>3107389
Erica, fuckface.
>>3107378
Say Flowey, what's that around you?
>>3107317
Older. You know, after living for 1000 years, whats the most important? Sleep. And I am deprived of that right now which makes me drowsy and don't know what to say.
Aside from the interesting fact about sleep, You should not help either of them.
Let the men fight their own wars.
>>3107310
That is Terrifying. and really painful. I'll just be on my way to wonderland and get stung by wasps now. Meaning I will be going to sleep.
>>3107346
>sprays with water
I am not cute. NOT CUTE.
>>3107393
>Kamina
>>3107389
Alright then Grimes. Thanks though.
>Jasper
>>3107393
Kamica.
>>3107393
>Kamina, fuckface
Fixed ;)
>tfw you'd host but you have to rewrite the entirety of your season code which was pretty shit in the first place
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>>3107309
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14860558/
Artist is strype~
>>3107398
Ey, you really are cute
>>3107345
That's understandable, considering past...events.
>>3107377
I don't have anyone in mind, however, if Rose were to be here, I'd accompany her to it. But, I don't think that's going to happen, so I'll just watch from a window.
>>3107383
Oh, I see! That's alright, I'm not going either!
>>3107413
Good luck Anon, we're in the same situation.
>>3107393
oi, language, little erica.
>>3107398
Eeeek!
It was the heat of the moment!
...but you are though.
>>3107435