HG thread, I love you Naoki edition

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>>3105014
Thank you for the thread.

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>>3104998
That's not a good way to look at yourself. Why are you such a failure exactly?

What if we claim a waifu that has already been "Claimed" in the waifu threads on /b?

Would the neckbeards rage?

>>3105033
>kissu

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>>3105004
Surely this Mioda fellow has taught you a thing or two about singing. It would be dumb if they didn't share their talent with you.

>>3105013
Wh-what? I'm not that much of an idiot!

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>>3105014
Thank you for the thread.

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>>3104968
Ringabel, do you openly wish for death?
>>3105014
Thank you for the thread.

>>3105041
You would get a few (You)'s but thats pretty much it.

>>3105041
Autistic shitfest would occur in which they'll try to prove why they're most suited for the waifu

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>>3105014

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>>3105044
>>3105055
no problem kamina

>>3105055
Do you say anything?

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>>3105038
Because I've failed at living up to the expectations of everyone around me.

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>>3105042

>>3105059
>kissu

Give me one good fatal/nonfatal event for non-themed games and I'll host.

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>>3105059

>>3105067
>Kissu

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>>3105009
I dont agree with it, I just dont care about some random strangers wellbeing. Im not going to pity him just because he may end it.
>>3105043
At least you are not denying it.
>>3105041
They'd rage at anything so yes.
>>3105060
>>3105059
>>3105055
Staring is rude, were you even taught manners?

>>3105070
player 1 finds a dragon ball

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>>3105063
Yes.

>>3105070
(Player1) gives kissu to (Player2)

>>3105078
>kissu

>>3105086
Like velvet.

>>3105070
(Player1) dies by having to many dicks shoved down their throat

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>>3105043
I know a little about music through watching her perform, but I'm no singer. If it was that simple, I'd be a photographing nurse traditional dancer gaming athlete... And that's only some of the talents we have on Jabberwock Island...

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>>3105080
Oh great, a monkey, atleast you talk.

>>3105070
>kissu
Players involved: Player 1 and Player 2

>>3105059
Ah great the touhou fags start to show up

Fuck you and your meme events
I quit hosting

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>>3105067
>Blushes slightly.
>>3105077
>Starts to look mildly distraught.
>>3105080
>Cocks my head to the side.

>>3105041
Doing this as we speak. Will post results.

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>>3105070
(Player1) smacks (Player2) on the head with a Stun Club until they give up

>>3105098
Could be worse. You could become a pink haired perverted degenerate instead.

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>>3105070
(player1) is killed by Doughnut boy

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>>3105108
>cocks my head

>>3105070
>>3105105
Samefag

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>>3105065
Really? Maybe you should make some friends who don't judge you so harshly.

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>>3105115

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>>3105059
Hello Sagume, how are you today?

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>>3105108

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>>3105066
It must feel good having all these anonymous admirers.

>>3105080
I know my limits, monkey man.

>>3105098
Oh, you know Koizumi-chan? She's super cute and fun to mess with.

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>>3105109
Have a ball, anon.

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>>3105129
More bullets to waste.

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>>3105108
Are you mute or just horribly shy?
>>3105099
Whats wrong with monkeys, huh?
>>3105129
I have a name you know. If you didn't it's Specter. Learn it.

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>>3104998
Sure, I will do just that.

How do you spell candy with only 2 letters?
c and y

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>>3105144
Dealt with a lot of those crazy things, always trying to fight.

>>3105151
I keked a bit

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>>3105151
I don't get it.

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>>3105151

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>>3105151

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>>3105112
Yes, exact- Wait, what was that...?
>>3105129
Of course I know her! We're in the same class, you see. You mess with her? Doesn't she remind you of your mother, though?

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>>3105121
I'm trying, but it's not that easy. I mean, talking to people is easy, but making them feel comfortable isn't.

>>3105139
You should take them to homecoming. You can put a mask on them and pretend there your ideal man or woman.

>>3105144
Heh, you sound like you're a villain from a video game I would've played as a kid.

>>3105149
You're good at making people feel important, Koizumi-chan!

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>>3105128
>Signs
Mute?
>>3105144
>Shakes my head no.

Alright I changed my mind I'm not going to retire from hosting
But only if you guys give me one good fatal/nonfatal event

>>3105176
">kissu"
(Player 1) is involved

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>>3105172
I don't need a pratner to the homecoming anymore. I realised how useless it would be to find one.

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>>3105175
>Shakes head

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>>3105172
You're doing an alright job right now man. You seem to just be talking with insane people. I know how you feel, my friends try to kill me nearly every day.

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>>3105126
>Signs
I am doing fine since I've finally learn sign language. You?

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>>3105172
You're joking, right?

>>3105176
(Player1) dies [fatal]

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>>3105186
partner*

>>3105181
Shut the fuck up dipshit

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>>3105167
My...mother? Oh, I almost forgot I had one of those. I never really out two and two together, but I guess your right. She'd make for a good mother one day.

>>3105186
So you're going by yourself, eh? That's probably the smartest move you could make. Enchanting people's hard when you're constantly surrounded by weapons.

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>>3105157
They probably mistook you for something else we have back home.
>>3105172
Hmph, was that an attempt at an insult?
>>3105175
Speak up, at least give me a name girl.

>>3105070
>>3105176
(Player1) empties all of (his/her1) bullets into (Player2)

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>>3105208
No, I just need to find a proper meat shield.

>>3105176
(Player1) finds out (Player2) is a notorious shitposter but nobody believes (him/her1) because he is a literal who.

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>>3105210
Yeah and I bet the dead do the same thing.

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>>3105188
>Moves my hand over my mouth and ponders for a bit.

>>3105176
(Player1) shares his/her1 supplies with (Player2) and decide to camp together for the night

(Player1-5) sit around a campfire, after a night of singing campfire songs, one of them trips and burns to death from the flames

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>>3105208
You should hear her when she starts ranting about laundry...

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>>3105217
>>3105225
Thank you.

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>>3105221
The dead are incapable of seeing.
>>3105202
>i keked. Just add hoshis face to the stick

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>>3105189
Tell me about it. I knew this one maid that killed me because I smelled like a witch. She cut my legs off, then finished me off by slitting my throat. It's not something I'd recommend.

>>3105194
Dead serious. Like what I told your friend, you'd make for a good mother one day.

>>3105210
It's only an insult if you see it as one.

>>3105218
...How about you get a real shield?

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>>3105191
I'm fine, but does the sign language help?

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>>3105223
...

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>>3105230
>No problemo famo

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>>3105233
There is no way I could carry something like that in a fight.

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>>3105227
I've already been through that. She yelled at me for staining my tracksuit with blood, and then yelled at me for being careless, and then yelled at me for acting perverted.

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>>3105232
They do have eyesight, atleast the ones that aren't buried.

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>>3105210
Sagume....

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>>3105233
Do you think you would be treated better if you were able to escape the executions? I mean this girl in my basement tries to get my blood for rituals nearly every day. She seems to stop whenever I manage to hold her off for a few days in a row.

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>>3105246
And she offered to clean it for you, right? Typical...

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>>3105241
>Nods.
>>3105242
>Signs
Are your words cursed as well?

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>>3105258
...Y-You keep a girl in your basement?

>>3105266
Yeah, but I can't let her do that. It'd be too much work, so I sowed myself a new one. Looks pretty damn good, don't you think?

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>>3105249
A nice name Sagume, now run along.
>>3105247
You must be some kind of exorcist.

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......

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>>3105286
She wants to live there. Believe me I've tried to get her out. She keeps summoning demons down there and honestly I'm scared to go down there now. Which kind of sucks because I keep a lot of my computer shit down there. I think she's blending technology and satanic rituals together and it's going to destroy the world.

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>>3105294

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>>3105294
>unzips dick

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>>3105294
...

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>>3105269
>Signs
I can't hear.

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>>3105288
Something like that.

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>>3105301
Bulma not tight enough anymore Vegeta?

>>3105210
I feel like Specter needs a MAGA hat

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>>3105269
So.... Why are your words cursed exactly? Was it something you were born with or...?

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>>3105326
...

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>>3105298
She's not apart of some witch cult, is she?
If she is, I'd recommend getting out of there before they torture you and everyone you love.

>>3105331
>>3105326
>>3105294
...

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....
Is not saying anything cool now?

>>3105340
>>3105340
>>3105340

>>3105340
>>3105340
>>3105340

>>3105340
>>3105340
>>3105340

>>3105340
>>3105340
>>3105340

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>>3105245
What makes you think you'll be able to carry a living person then?

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>>3105306
>Signs
Oh, I am sorry.
>>3105325
>Signs
It's easier to say that my words are curse than trying to explain that I was born with this ability instead of having normal magic.

what is this thread

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>>3111332
Dead