ERP
Time to get happy edition!
Previous: >>3083483
I support this thread with booty
>>3089633
>>3089633
Here is some booty support
>>3089633
Tsun magician return when?
>>3089639
>>3089642
<3
>>3089643
What do you want now? What's a Tsun. I don't speak weeb.
>>3089344
Yes. Watching them toil in their primitive ways is quite amusing, if I do say so.
>She coils her hair around two fingers now, as if bored of her surroundings.
>>3089486
I wouldn't consider it one. But you're a positive one, it seems.
I prepared tea.
>>3089486
I only undress for those I am comfortable around...
I'm Pencil head
>>3089633
I would a Gagaga girl
>>3089688
and I'm son of Pencil head!
FOOKIN PRONS
>>3089659
I want you to use my cock for your pleasure like the tool i am
>>3089692
You can gagagag on this dododong
>>3089660
>the spiderling took another sip of his tea, noting the creeping boredom on a face that already looked rather unamused at what was going on. He placed the cup and saucer down while one hand stroked his chin in contemplation. Before the encroaching silence could become awkward, Taranza took it upon himself to ask a rather bold question
Watching is one thing, Miss Alucard, but have you ever considered... doing such things yourself?
>>3089688
>>3089704
(Mystery Men was such a fun movie.)
>>3089677
And thats why your so shy, you gotta own up and get naked and you will feel so much better about yourself!
>Her hands grip at the bottom of the ships shirt
>>3089692
I bet you would. But you will never. Creepo.
>>3089706
You got one thing right.
You're a tool.
But why would I ever wanna touch your gross smelly cock?
>>3089728
Don't fucking reply to me or my son ever again.
>>3089737
Because you dont have to smell it if its inside you and hits your cervix...
>>3089737
Don't make me get mean with you.
>>3089659
a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing a warmer side over time
>>3089705
Reminded me of this gem
"Thief! did you steal daddy's car to support your alcohol?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7vIc2Qep5U
>>3089659
>I DONT SPEAK WEEB
>USING AN ANIME AVATAR
>>3089799
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>3089799
UNPUFF
>>3089799
yeah dmg is kinda a shit isn't she?
It's boooring.
>>3089799
kys
Hey guys, just wanted to pop in and say that a while ago I noticed some people arguing over someone else RPing as Galko, just want to say that I give the go-ahead 100% for someone else to use her, it's not fair for me to go AWOL and deny you all the best gyaru because I "claimed her" first.
So if anyone wants to play Galko, feel free, since I probably still won't be all free and good for a while yet.
>>3089730
Hey! W-what are you doing?
>>3089799
(Unpuff this instance)
>>3089846
I will serve you hand and foot.
LUCKY
>>3089869
>The stronger and taller blonde woman pulls off the ships shirt with one swift tug
Im starting you up silly~
>>3089799
>I DONT ERP
>USES LIFELESS BODY TO TRIP GOOD CUSTOMERS
I don't see much ERPing in here
>>3087862
>Not doing it on purpose to get her attention
>>3089902
I just realized how funny that sounds... "erping"
>>3089869
>>3089799
!
>>3089833
Yeah, definitely!
>>3089850
Consume my anus hole.
>>3089799
Hello frank
>>3089901
ROFL
GOD DAMMIT
>>3089917
It works.
>>3089892
HAPPY
>>3089866
Goddamn it Galko, please come back for us.
You are among the best.
I AM GETTING A SHITLOAD OF DEJA VU PLEASE HELP ME
>>3089728
>Rachel's unfocused eyes quickly shifted to look straight at the spiderling. Her gaze was intimidating, to say the least.
No.
>Her stare was unrelenting. Her hand froze, no longer twirling her pigtail.
But...I suppose I do reward servants who prove themselves with a few...crude pleasures.
>>3089932
MIRACLE
>>3089768
Listen creepo. You'll never touch me. Do and I'll kick your balls so hard you'll taste them.
>>3089784
Ah. I'm so scared. Someone help
>Blanked face she returns to tapping away at her phone
>>3089786
Thanks weird dude in the mask
>>3089799
You too.
>>3089927
Barely...
>>3089962
LOVE
>>3089932
UREPI
Is this a good place to get cucked?
>>3089976
Wanna get cucked?
>>3089965
...can I get kicked in the balls?
>>3089989
Um maybe, i don't really know. Haven't tried it.
>>3089965
>He starts to undo his pants while mumbling
If your gunna like that... i should just make you taste my balls instead
>>3089902
I'll do my best, but a combination of school, going to ACen this past week, and being a bit burnt out hasn't helped much.
>>3089956
:removediscorddrama:
>>3089987
I'm sad Haruka retired that character, the player is still around though and she's just as good as ever!
>>3089976
LITTLE
>>3089965
Musky cocks
>>3089970
ATTACK!
>>3090011
WHITE
>>3089893
Don't look!
>>3089892
>>3089932
>>3089962
>>3089970
>>3090016
>>3090019
DICKS
>>3089954
>the sudden stare that the girl hit him nearly caused him to physically recoil. The eyes were so piercing, and the shift was so sudden, the boy could naught but be frozen for being caught in it. Yet, despite the lump that got caught in his threat, despite the sudden chill that ran through his arachnid body, he found himself rather allured by the blood red eyes on her face. The demeanor in which she carried herself was befitting the noble status she clearly was a part of and Taranza managed to drum up enough courage to ask her, in a meek voice, mind you
S-servants..?
If anyone wanted to actually RP earlier, I'm going to be doing some in the discord server, Since the threads are a little too toxic for me anyways
You can join if you're interested
https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19pXq80K
>>3090029
Nope everyone should see the cute naked ship~
>She moves to tug down the skirt with panties included
Now ask for anons Ship lady~
>>3089962
Are you ready4miracle? https://youtu.be/qPgagZJ0oI0
>>3090047
they're toxic for you because you can't resist taking bait and having meltdowns.
going on and on about how toxic they are doesn't help
>>3090029
Tomoko-tier RP
Reminder that LD is nothing but a thread shitposter who is to be ignored. Just because she ERPs doesn't change the fact that she is nothing but a shitposter (see: Nue, Clown, etc.)
>>3090047
>Iowa won't stop shitposting
wew lad
>>3090161
Hi Iowa
>>3090161
Hi LD
>>3089866
O-oh...
;_;
>>3090161
Hi Nue
>>3090161
>>3089994
... Fucking sicko.
>>3090001
Put the pants back on before I put them back on you.
>>3090013
.. Gross.
>>3090238
I'm only a LITTLE BIT of a sicko!
>>3090047
Uuhm...
Nah I'm okay~
>>3090238
Cold.
>>3090238
Wait, so if this is reverse DMG...
Does that mean this one prefers breasts to ass?
>>3090238
>She feels him grip her head and force it down
I said i would force you, you bitch
>>3090042
>Rachel remained absolutely still, like a porcelain doll. Her crimson irides alone somehow engulfed the previously pleasant tea party in a haze of discomfort.
Servants.
>A few seconds passed after her single spoken word. Her eyes opened wider, alleviating the spiderling of the deathly glare. She looked to the side and placed her cheek upon her hand.
The humans do make fine pets sometimes. My servants know their place and obey my commands without a peep.
>>3090314
>the arachnoid mage let out a very faint, almost inaudible, sigh of relief the moment that stupefying gaze left him. The bloodflow in his body resumed its normal function, the beating of the boy's heart slowly regained its usual pace, and a single hand wiped off a bead of sweat from his forehead. The spiderling eased back into the atmosphere of the conversation but he wasn't at all quite there yet, a tad hesitant to lift up his tea cup for the time being.
So, you have servants do you? All humans then?
>>3090265
Nowaaaaaru is cooooold?
>>3090465
Nue is cold?
>>3090253
You're still a sicko
>>3090265
Get a coat sweetie.
>>3090280
I'm not DMG. I'm GeeGee. DMG's daughter.
Dumb dumb.
>>3090289
>With a gritting teeth she winds up her arm, sending her smaller fist down to your crotch with hellish force, smacking into your testicals with a swinging fist as hard as she can
I told ya to stop.
>>3090519
Tell yo mama Ima be a bit late tonight
>>3090519
...does that mean you'll humor my sicko side and do it?
>>3090518
I'm not coooold. I'm all comfy~
>>3090565
YOURE NUE?
Mods! Obama! Help!
>>3090565
>Steals your pillow and blanket
>>3090465
Oh hey Plutia, nice to see you~
No it isn't cold at all, to be fair it's hotter these days.
>>3090519
You misunderstood, I meant you as cold.
>>3090547
Will do, Creepo.
>>3090548
Humor? I'll laugh at it if that's what you mean.
>>3090584
Close enough! Kick my balls and laugh at me all you'd like!
>>3090603
>Smacks other anon in the nuts and laughs
>>3090603
I... I want to but I don't wanna do anything you'd like.
>>3089633
With wh-what?
>>3090519
Oh, excuse me cutie! Sorry! Though you do have your mother's good looks, I must say!
>>3090627
Sad day
>>3090576
sorry, but he's o-ba-ma self right now!
>>3090565
Get out of bed your gonna waste away.
>>3090424
>Rachel returned her sights to the spiderling, although her intense stare was gone and replaced by a much more casual one.
No, not all. But the ones I like to...play with...are human.
>>3090636
Is that a Daisy?! I haven't seen you in a long time
>>3090629
Butt. Ass. Booty. Rear. Rump.
>>3090636
She looks like a bigger tit barbie doll.
But thanks I guess.
>>3090662
Cry about it.
>>3090696
actually, i think that's a flower...
>>3090314
I think those humans are just humoring you.
Kind of like how i play tea party with my little sister.
>>3090715
eat a dick luffy
I'm sorry for shitposting earlier. I'm really a lewd slut who wants to get fucked lots and lots until I can't even keep conscious anymore. Thank you for those that exposed me which excited me even more because I'm nothing more than a dirty fucktoy~
>>3090576
Of course I'm meee..?
Oooh, nuuuuue, not youuue... or.. Umm.. I don't really get iit.
>>3090582
The heat makes me want to do lots of nothing...
>>3090580
Anoooon! That's not niice..
>>3090678
Umm... And do whaaaat?
It's too hot...
>>3090696
Yeah, it's me; Daisy! When was the last time you saw little old me?
>>3090700
Heh; don't mention it. Your adorable slim body is lovely to~
>>3090743
No problem, slut
>>3090741
okay, get naked anon.
>>3090689
You don't attack humans though, right? I mean you are a vampire and all..
>>3090689
Human?
>the boy's head tilted a bit to the side inquisitively. He knew what she meant, but not a single part of his body betrayed the slight, ever so slight, tinge of disappointment that hit his mind at the mention of her preference. The light in the four eyes on the front of his head still retained their childlike curiosity. One hand shot out a strand of web to the teapot and refilled their now emptied tea cups, the spider hoping to still be a good host for the time being.
So you do... play.
>>3090743
I don't give a shit about pounding that slutty body, I just want to touch that tail
>>3090759
Yeah, well what are you gonna do about it?
>>3090768
Quite a few weeks back! I'm actually the slave you locked in chastity, if you remember me ^^;;
>>3090800
Please touch it lots, anon! It's fluffy and warm, and it's begging to be held!
>>3090743
Miss Floofytail!
HG here, anon told me to say hi for him. He also said something about mentioning chocolate?
>>3090759
Go for a walk, the sun makes everything look beautiful.
I was told to say hello to you guys, so hello!
Chi!
>>3090816
Hmm...
I remember turning a guy into a beautiful female, but you...
Sorry, but no.
Oh! Speaking of which; maybe I could use you in chastity to help train my new pretty doll into loving man!
>>3090853
If you were told to kill yourself would you kill yourself?
Hello! Also something about chocolate.
>>3090700
Hrm...But, if you kick me hard enough, or just don't stop, I'll stop liking it at some point! We both win then!
>>3090857
O-oh? What can I do to help you with that, Miss?~
>>3090865
Hello, clawed girl.
>>3090864
I've already done that.
>>3090832
>Pets the hell out of that tail.
>>3090832
Now that's more like it
>Touches the fluffy tail, stuffing his face in it and breathing in the smell
>>3090891
...I have a new favorite gif.
Ohh, visitors! Yes, yes, welcome, welcome! Why all this mention of chocolate? Do you all desire some? Then I am more than happy to oblige!
>with a flick of a wrist, the spiderboy poofed up a platter of chocolate squares for, not only the newcomers, but also for anyone else who desire any. He floated the platter over around, manipulating to have a mind of its own, to offer its treats to anyone who wants one.
>>3090723
Then they quite enjoy "humoring" me. Very much so.
>>3090781
No. I am above the primal urges that lesser vampires would succumb to.
>>3090795
>Rachel nodded appreciating the refill before raising the teacup and saucer, taking another sip.
Play...
>She took another small sip in between her words.
Yes, I suppose so.
>>3090844
>>3090865
Chocolate?
>>3090899
The Shantae one is the best from kyrieru and better imo, but they're all delicious.
>>3090884
Hello rabbit blood-sack, I mean lady.
>>3090904
Can I have some of your blood with it?
>>3090923
Yeah something about that, I don't know why someone would be that concerned with chocolate.
>>3090888
(Context of that pic please?)
>>3090881
Because with your caged dick, she can fuck it without fear of a real cock cumming into her. We'll have to ease her into men...
>>3090923
Bah, go back to wherever it is you go, Char-bar.
>>3090923
Go to sleep Chara.
>>3090844
>>3090865
>>3090904
>>3090923
>>3090888
I really do feel sorry for him. It's a shame that the witch seems to be doing this only so he could feel the way she does and set him up as her lover.
>>3090933
O-oh...I can do that for you, Miss! Of course! Will I be allowed out so I can cum afterwards?
how about those boats
>>3090922
Seems like you're not immune to some other urges
>He glances down at her shoes
Like the urge to be seen as a little taller than you really are
>>3090931
Do you have said gif? I'd like to see it and judge for myself~
>>3090946
http://youtu.be/y8hRNjKtSSs
>>3090922
>the boy picked up the saucer and cup, one hand taking the cup and bringing it up to his mouth for another sip of the honeyed liquid. He let out a satisfied "Ah~" once the flavor washed from his tongue and down his throat. He took a glance around at the place they were in, noting how it was suddenly coming to life and he smiled at the girl before him.
Looks like you'll be getting your show after all. Isn't that just dandy?
>>3090932
U-um, no blood. Tea instead?
>>3090946
Yes, sir! With or without nuts?
>>3090922
Well i suppose they might. Some people will do anything if you reward them with a hand or blowjob.
>>3090953
you know, i would really love to MOTORBOAT her breasts.
>>3090951
Hmm...
Sure! Probably because you'll be the only dick there so...
Yeah!
>>3090973
I don't have the time nor patience for tea, and sometimes it's too hot for me to even lick.
>>3090983
Sans, have you started to go a bit dinghy?
>>3090993
Certainly beats the original deal! You've got yourself a deal, Miss!
>>3090932
I'm always concerned with chocolate!
>>3090938
>>3090939
Passing out does seem nice
>>3090946
>>3090967
Chocolate!
>>3090983
( This nigga.)
>>3090963
Here.
Don't tell Shantae how I got it.~
>>3091003
well, i think i'm just getting...
a Steamboat Willie!
>>3091020
Sorry for sinking you,Kaga.
>>3091027
Filtered.
>>3091005
See you than! Hope I remember to bring the keys...~
>>3091018
Good on you.
>>3090967
>>3090973
>>3091018
>>3091027
Oh buoy! Then seas the day, Sans!
>>3090994
I am sorry to hear that. I could cool it down for you? Why do you want blood so much, anyway? Are you a vampire?
>>3091044
Please don't forget them! And...When is this happening?
>>3091018
Just nap it out.
Yuruposter
What's going on here?
>>3091056
I can make a portal, or a checkpoint with the blood, or atleast the blue pellets on the blood, anywho I gotta go!
>cartwheels out of the thread
>>3091073
THOSE
>>3091085
Oh, how interesting. I hope you'll return to tell me all about that! Goodbye! It was nice meeting you!
>>3091089
LITTLE
>>3091100
GODDAMN
>>3091037
(You did? When?)
>>3091109
SACKS
>>3091126
LESBIAN
>>3091112
A few months ago when I was new to kancolle
I got another one now
>>3091140
KEKS
>>3091141
>lewds
>>3091141
What the in Jack-Fucking-Hannah is that?
>>3091145
cuck*
Damn filters
>>3091054
yeah, i'm sure that it will be a rivering experience!
>>3090977
And some would do anything to simply grovel at my feet, where they belong. Your point being?
>>3090955
Silence. My clothing is not for you to judge, worm.
>>3090973
>Rachel glanced around her, unperturbed. She simply took another sip and casually placed the teacup and saucer back down.
...Seems like it.
>Waits patiently for people to RP with
I have tea ready, Why not join me?
>>3090849
Umm... I'll take a nap in the sun!
How abouuut a picnic..?
>>3090801
I'm going to tell on youu. Say you're a meanie..
>>3091157
How's that?!
>>3091066
Hopefully tonight! See you than darling!
>>3091176
I'll be here, Miss~
>>3091160
Just remember to practice safe rowing, always use a coxswain
>>3091125
>You will never fuck Kitty
Damn.
>>3091168
Tell on me? What are you, a baby?
>>3091157
>>3091166
Sorry cutie ship, I'm lurk mode again today.
>>3091162
What makes you so high and mighty that people would just throw themselves at your feet?
>>3091162
>the boy gave it a bit of thought, a few scant seconds passed as she looked around, but his own line of sight didn't leave the dollike face of his tea party companion. It has been awhile since he's confronted his unemployed status actually... The sorcerer cleared his throat, steeled his nervous, and attempted to shift the topic of conversation
So your servants.. do you only hire humans, then?
>>3091166
(Real life is being demanding again.)
>>3091143
(RIP your original Kaga, take care of your new one.)
>Filename.
>>3091162
>He squeaks and falls silent, sensing he's struck a nerve
Sorry.. It was just the first thing that came to mind
>>3091222
>the boy
>the boy
>the boy
>the boy
>>3091168
If you take a nap in the sun your just gonna end up with a sun burn.
A picnic sounds nice though.
>>3091166
>not just joining the spider thing and the vampire loli at their tea party
>>3091183
yeah i better, oar i'll be sorry.
>>3091071
Alright, that sounds good to me
>>3091250
Yeah, some of those things, they'll keel you.
>>3091232
(Well, crap. I should've known I was doing something wrong. I'm sorry for my repetition.)
>>3091265
Good, sleep well and seeya Char-bar
>>3091239
You're not alone.
>>3091288
Machi ERPs?
>>3091194
I don't get iiit.. Why would you be so meean!
>>3091210
Aww.. That's sweet~
>>3091233
Umm.. I'll nap under a treee.
>>3091232
MAH BOI
>>3091293
No, I'm too pure for that, but my other avas ain't.
I want Tracer to blindfold me and shove a vibrating buttplug into my ass. I want to be blindfolded and forced onto my hands and knees, wrists and ankles bound to each other. I want to here he sultry voice ring in my ears... "Cheers love, the cavalry's 'ere." And to proceed to fuck my face, not stopping until her cock has been forced all the way down my throat. I want to gag on her cock, beg for air until she finally shoots her sticky seed down my throat. I want to feel her fingers grip my hair and pull my head against her body. When she finally bulls her cock from my mouth, she'll whisper in my ear... "Be right back." Seconds later, she'll walk back into the room, cock fully loaded and refreshed from time jumping, and the process begins again.
>>3091301
Because I can be! What are you gonna do about it, shrimp?
>>3091125
Hot.
>>3091232
>the baby
>the baby
>the baby
>the baby
>>3091320
When will you ERP as your other "M" again? ;_;
>>3091320
What are your other avas?
>>3091322
Everybody shut up, I have an erection.
>>3091232
He said the boy like once in that post.
>>3091339
Huh?
>>3091349
Hi-mi-tsu.~
For now.
>>3091322
>futa shit
Welp I'll post in case kenny poster is here, otherwise I'll be playing overwatch or something.
>>3091372
You know. Your other avatar, Machi. "M"
>>3091383
>everyone playing the flavor of the month
Always feel weird being behind a month or two on releases; I'm still enjoying Dark Souls 3 and witcher 3.
>>3091372
Please tell me, or I'll be forced to lewd the Machi.
>>3091301
Ok, try not to get ants on you.
>>3091383
Sit on my face clown you piece of shit
>>3091408
Go to work Mechanon.
>>3091383
What are your kinks clown?
>>3091430
How in the fuck
>>3091390
>>3091410
>Takes Machi under armpit and dashes away.
>>3091408
>Witcher 3
My brother of African american descent
>>3091408
I'm a tryhard who beats games as soon as they come out, mostly cause I hate spoilers. So I had dark souls 3 beaten twice in the first 4~ days and haven't touched it since.
>>3091431
My kinks? Hmmm, I like bondage, but mostly I just want cute subs who will listen to everything no matter what. I enjoy petplay a bit, with collars and leashes as well. As long as I can be a hard dom I likely enjoy it.
>>3091424
I sat on your face, or someone elses, a few nights ago did I not?
>>3091430
Hi Yuruposter.
>>3091456
>So I had dark souls 3 beaten twice in the first 4~ days
I miss being a neet and being able to do this
>>3091456
Cute subs... Is this an open job, or do I need to interview?
What's going on here?
>>3091338
OHHHHH!
Like, baby, baby, baby, OHHHHH!
>>3091468
Shh.
>>3090004
>I don't
Yeah, but "erping" though, doesn't that word sound funny? :p
>>3091456
Gaaah...
More Americans?
>>3091494
Wait, how'd that greentext get in there?
>>3091470
I'm not a neet though anon, I work a job, the reason I haven't posted in the last 4 days was all because I was at work. I take time off from work sometimes or my schedule aligns, additionally my work allows me to take a laptop to work to play vidya so that helps.
>>3091474
Well I just play with who I want to play with, are you worth my while and attention to bother with?
>>3091503
More americans? I'm a dumb fairy I'll have you know, who just happens to wear the american flag cause its stylish.
>>3091456
Shit thats my fetish.
Why do people hate you?
>>3091503
Don't be jealous of their superior naval output and radar/target finding technology. You'll always have your night battles. Sorta.
>>3091487
>>3091326
I'll, umm...!
I'll beat you uup!
>>3091414
I'll trrrrrry.
>>3091470
>Miss being a NEET.
You vile piece of garbage,
Full time job master race.
>>3091408
Stop being a fag then!
>>3091525
Sup Piece. How's it going?
>tfw haven't even been in the mood to funpost, let alone RP
I almost want to cry
>>3091525
I wish I'd taken the right career choice that lets me post on 4chan and play video games at work, I tend to actually have to work most of the time at my job.
>>3091525
Well, I can't really make that decision for you... I like to think that I'm worth somebodies attention sometimes.
>>3091568
You? Beat me up? Now that's a joke. You're tiny!
>>3091221
I'm not the one to ask. Ask your fellow humans.
>>3091222
>Her eyes returned to the spiderling, her gaze stern but not threatening. Rachel crossed her legs and rested her cheek on her hand, a habit.
That's not the case at all. Judging from your inquiries, I presume you're interested?
>>3091231
>Her patronizing glare met your eyes.
Quite alright. I know humans are much too inadequate to have the sense to hold their tongue.
>>3091525
I see then. Do you happen to know a fellow boat who happens to go by the name of Iowa?
>>3091532
People don't hate me, they just meme post about me is all. It's just ironic shitposting is all, most of them I don't think like me, but they don't hate me either, just having a giggle.
>>3091572
Good as always, my life is never bad. I just recovered from being sick and having to work far too long. So now time to sit at home and have some drinks to relax.
>>3091576
Well I work as a male nurse(caretaker) which often means I work for long times and end up watching old people sleep. I didn't have to get a degree to do it either. Though I'm going back to college in july so I can make even more money. But yeah, always improve if you can, you are never too old to go back and get a better career.
>>3091584
Oh sometimes, you have any features worth note? How am I to distinguish you from any other sub?
Hmph!
>>3091610
>the fledgling caster chuckled a little, beginning to feel a tad more confident. He brought a hand up to his chest and gave the girl a slight, formal bow where he sat. Though the eyes on his face closed respectively, the orange eyes on the top of the spider's head gauged the girl's reaction, eyeing her face close for any sign of emotion or response as the lad followed up his question.
Well, I did serve a Queen for most of my young life. Unfortunately, she was erm... deposed and as such I'm a bit out of a job, as they say. What manner of things would your servants do?
>>3091644
You were going to make ERP great again
You even had the hats
;_;
I still believe
>>3091644
Sound good then. Also would you mind if i added you again on steam?
>>3091640
>tfw Clown is Iowa.
>>3091568
Ok, make sure you bring a blanket.
Try not to stay out to long either,its dangerous to be alone at night.
>>3091569
>2 cups for each boob.jpg
>she only has two cups
Kurisu only has one boob?
>>3091652
I dunno, why would you talk with a train named Thomas?
>>3091644
>>3091652
What if I told you that you are speaking with one at this moment?
>>3091585
Umm... I can do a bit of magicey stuff! So I caaaan.. Zap you a little...
It'll huuurt.
>>3091689
I'll be fiiiine!
>>3091569
Full time job doesn't mean shit when your neckbeard is the size of Canada you degenerate.
>>3091701
Shigure's not a boat, she's a ship, damn it
>>3091644
What makes me different...? I... uh... Well I guess I hesitate a lot because I'm unsure of myself... if that counts as a feature?
>>3091705
Zap me? Yeah right! I bet it'd just tickle.
>>3091677
>tfw you'll never be swallowed up by Boo
WHY IS ERP DEAD?
>>3091858
I seriously thought it was my internet
>>3091858
Because nobody's begging for cock.
>>3091858
Something about thursdays, maybe?
It'll probably pick up in a few hours, though.
>>3091730
Umm.. Theeeen... Hold still while I beat you up, okaay?
>>3091610
Surely you must have some secret talent that makes people want to be your servant.
>>3091683
I don't have enough free time anymore.
Additionally I still have those plans written out and themes, just not sure how to execute them.
>>3091685
If we didn't talk before to the point I removed you is there even a reason to add me again? Just post email, It's a far better form of communication that I can't remove in the rare chance I get drunkenly depress.
>>3091686
What? That'd be silly. I actually did plan to come back incognito as Iowa before she showed but and be amused at american posting still, but they happened before I could do that.
>>3091692
Lots of people name objects though, thats because they are silly. I mean I could call my Cup Tim-Tom but that doesn't mean it can talk.
>>3091701
I'd say you are crazy for thinking you are a boat, if you were a boat you'd have a lot more wood or steel, and not have a face or all the human features.
>>3091721
Thats what all subs do! You gonna have to do more than that, you don't have a special dance or anything?
>>3091679
>Rachel wiggled her foot playfully. She smiled a sly grin.
Anything and everything, if I wish it. Their sole purpose is to be mine and for me to do as I wish.
list /co/ avas you guys would like to see
i.e. marvel and dc stuff
>>3091925
>No one is begging for cock
But that's me, anon...
IOWA WILL MAKE /erp/ GREAT AGAIN
>>3091976
Gwen poole is cute.
>>3091976
Anything that isn't CalArts shit like LD likes to play.
>>3092001
We can always rely on you, can't we~?
I wouldn't mind the chance to put my dick in a blaziken...
>>3091976
MERA!
>>3091975
>With her waving foot as a sign, I appear on cue
M-Madame Alucard, you called for your masseur?
>>3091973
Special dance... Well... Now that I think about it, I'm pretty talented at performing the shrimp mating dancing. If that's any good...
>>3091705
Oh look, it's a cutie.
>>3092016
Any relation?
>>3092028
You know some months ago I read Aquaman's New 52 run and Mera was hot as fuck. I'll consider this one.
>>3091976
Power Girl.
>>3091976
>marvel and dc
Mystique.
Poison Ivy.
She-Hulk.
>>3092047
The working theory is that moot sold his soul to the Japanese, and in return they made him a 2D grill
>>3092053
Yes!!!
>>3091973
Yes we didn't speak that much, but thats not because i don't want to speak. I just suck at starting conversations.
>>3092026
Well then, pick a hole, Anon~
>>3092001
i'd fuck the shit out of you, blaziken.
>>3091976
Power Girl and Wasp are the only ones I can think of that I'd want.
>>3092001
Good answer little bird. Get on your knees then.
>>3092101
Then spread your legs and let me see that pretty wet slit you've got down there.
So I can get balls deep inside it~
>>3091976
You know, 4chan says toonami shows belong on /co/
>>3092075
I forgot she was a Red Lantern for awhile too.
That leads to some ideas...
>>3091976
X-23
>>3091975
Hmm, sounds like standard fair for a servant. But, tell me, have you room in your ranks for Taranza, the terrific? The magnificent magi? The splendorous spellcaster? The uhm... uhm... the Great Gatsby?
>the runt of an arachnid decided that a demonstration was in order. He floated up from his chair and flew back a little, cackling with glee. Two hands clapped together, the impact sending out a few sparks of magic, and spread apart, revealing strands of glowing webbing which grew wider and wider the further the distance between his palms. Then, he spun the airborne appendages around, manipulating the material until they formed the unmistakable shape of a hoberman sphere. The sorcerer threw up and caught this webball up into the air a few times, letting it expand and deflate while it spun around. With a mischievous giggle, Taranza threw up the ball high into the air and then shot a spell at it, causing it grow in size. The skeletal sphere hit the ground with a thud, suddenly almost as large as a human person in stature. Flicking his finger, he sent the ball rolling, probably not so harmlessly, away into the distance.
>>3092160
X-23 would actually be perfect for this place since she's a prostitute.
>>3092160
She regenerates! Every time will be her 1st!!!!!
>>3092097
Just say who you are and I'll judge, I can't be bothered with people who want to lewd me. If I add someone to steam I expect them to be able to hold a conversation or play games with me. If doing so for the sake of lewd you can fuck off.
>>3092040
Really please show me, I'm knowledgeable of shrimp so if you even so much get the species wrong I'll reject you.
>>3092188
My thoughts exactly, people who like to talk and RP can try X-23 when she was with the X-men, people who just wanna lewd can go the prostitute angle.
>>3092103
Who wouldn't~?
>>3092119
Anything for a fan~
>I kneel down and tug at the anon's jeans, waiting for his hot member to be revealed
>>3092126
>I spread my legs after bending down, my fiery, cunt on display for you to view and enjoy
Hope you know how to please a birdie like me~
>>3092193
>that hymen
>>3092173
(You forgot wondrous wizard, conning conjurer, enchanting enchanter, tumultuous thaumaturge, and supreme soothsayer)
>>3092201
Y-You actually want me to show you the dance. I guess... I guess I'll need a partner to dance with. Doing the Cherry Shrimp mating dance doesn't really work on my own...
>>3092234
(That's part of the gag, the last one Taranza lists will always be silly. Also those last two are actually new to me, I'll make note of them. Thank you!)
>>3092201
I've sent a mail. Feel free to look or not.
>>3092214
>He takes a long look at her displayed cunt, practically eating her up with his hungry eyes
I'll accept the challenge. I don't think I'd ever want to keep my dick out of there.
>He puts his hands on her red ass, taking a moment to grope her firm cheeks, before quickly opening his pants and pulling out a erect cock, swollen and hard with lust
A big strong bird like you wouldn't mind if I get a little rough, right?
>>3092214
Oh, I'm a bit more than a fan.
>He unzips his jeans, his cick almost unfolding out, as his lenght, even soft was already longer than most.
If you do a good job with this I'll show you how much more.
>>3092123
>she
>>3091644
Just a reminder, you are all trash
>>3092331
Stop trying to stir up trouble anon
>>3092345
Fuck off
Reminder that LD is nothing but a thread shitposter who is to be ignored. Just because she ERPs doesn't change the fact that she is nothing but a shitposter (see: Nue, Clown, etc.)
>>3092331
Oh my god, it's LD, what a twist.
...this deserves the scooby-doo unmasking scene.
>>3092301
If they ava female characters she's a she. Just easier to say, you autistic fuck.
>>3092331
Seems appropriate for the board we're on.
>>3091945
You know if you keep talking like that you'll keep getting bullied. You need to speak with more confidence.
>>3091969
If I do, I'm unaware. Would you like to serve me and find out yourself?
>>3092038
Ah, nice timing. I was getting a bit sore. Get to it.
>>3092173
>Rachel watched the magnificent display with a look of tender curiosity. She smiled gently.
I've always room for competent retainers. However, you must tell me...how are you of particular use to me?
>>3092331
WEW LAD
stop shitposting anytime
What anime is this?
>>3092291
Naw I don't need you added but I do have your email now Rikku thats enough.
>>3092260
>>3092331
Nice try, whats it like knowing you are are only the second coming and worst version of me?
>>3092345
(To be fair I'd be amused either way, I actually don't know anything about LD or who they are)
>>3092260
Really you can do the dance? You do realize theirs requires floating up and down in the air, do you have some magical ability or jet pack to allow you to do so?
>>3092357
No you. Go shitpost on /b/ if you aren't going to ERP faggot
>>3092368
>>3092362
>>3092360
this is why we cant have nice things
>>3092368
Who's this?
>>3092385
LD always names her pics something silly
>>3092384
Boku no Pico is Unhappy
>>3092214
Will you please pleasure me, you sexy fucking chicken
>>3092385
Well, I've adapted it slightly to be doable by humans. I'm not as fast as a male shrimp, and I can't really latch onto anybody, but I can dart around in a frenzy... I... I guess it's a pretty bad dance.
>>3092331
>>3092403
Come on shitposter are you even trying
>>3092440
>Nuzzles against leg
>>3092408
Aw okay, so like my gilgamesh or some of my other folders. I didn't think they were the real one since from what I've known the real LD or DL whatever they are, they just erp and post disgusting green girl chick not this armor shit.
>>3092428
Doesn't that just mean you are spazzing about randomly? Can you really call that dance. My how humans have lowered their standards for whats considered a dance in the last millennium.
>>3092367
Ehehe~ That's an easy one. Amidst my wide variety of magics, two of the arts I specialize in are mind control and transformation. You see, my webs are more than just webs, I can use them to control the minds and bodies of many things! The Queen Sectonia, may she rest in peace, had fond usage of my puppetry skills in turning heroes against each other or manipulating others to do her bidding. As far as transforming goes, I could shift the genders of a person, I can turn a harmless little creature into a giant monster. It's really quite fun!
>the spiderling brought a hand up to his mouth and giggled into it with glee. A wave of pride wafted over his entire body as he went over a general idea of just he was capable of. Hoping that his little... audition, was enough, he floated back over to the table and took his seat. Two hands floated up wiggled their fingers, re-heating the tea in his cup and the pot to fight back the cold. He then poured himself another cup and refilled the vampire girl's.
Reminder that LD is nothing but a thread shitposter who is to be ignored. Just because she ERPs doesn't change the fact that she is nothing but a shitposter (see: Nue, Clown, etc.)
>>3092440
You still need to fuck off.
>Hypocritically blogposts and circlejerks whilecalling others out on the same shit
>>3092469
youre getting close to spam there son
>>3092467
It's not just spazzing about randomly... There is some grace to my movements. If I could fly I'd be able to properly do the dance but...
I guess I'll think of a more distinguishing feature.
>>3092046
Wheeeere?
(Hivemind bruh...)
>>3092296
I'm a tough bird myself~ All six foot three of me anyway...
>As the anon pulls apart my cheeks, he sees my swelling pussy, a constant product of being perpetually in heat.
>>3092298
Mhmm~ Tasty!
>I start giving a few soft licks to the anon's floppy cock, my tongue skillfully used in hoping to make it rise.
>>3092524
>boops
>>3092536
Oh, that's a good bird.
>His hand grasps the side of your head, guiding you, as his lenght started to harden, becoming longer and thicker.
But I wanna be in your throat by the time I get fully hard, think you can manage that?
>His question was punctuated by a slap of his warm, musky lenght against your cheek.
>>3092367
With pleasure, madame~ Would you perhaps go for more than a foot massage like before?
>I gently wring my hands around your feet, the daintness and smaller size of them helps me rub both of them with little trouble. With this I use my thumbs to gently squeeze on the sore tendons and soft toes, making sure no spot is left unmassaged.
>>3092524
Right...Behind you.
>>3092536
Heh, yeah, you're a tall one. And I like tall girls~
>He puts a hand on her hip while guiding his cock closer to her hot pussy with the other, his hard shaft throbbing with anticipation
This looks like a terribly needy hole. Good thing I've got just what it needs...
>With a firm thrust, he shoves his stiff cock in between her wet lips, impaling her cunt and feeling her walls wrap around his cock, while slamming his pelvis against her red buttocks
Oh fuck yes~...
>Not pausing, he grabs her hips with both hands and begins to thrust hard rythmically, pushing his cock in and out of her and going deep into her wet hole again and again as he slaps against her plump ass over and over
I want to sexually FUCK Daisy.
Any american character avatars here
>>3092651
What are you specialties in being a servant?
>>3092651
Define...Servant...
>>3092651
>A pair of hands wrapped aroung the smaller girls waist, and a trail of fluttering kisses placed along the side of her neck.
Y'miss me?
>The familiar voice from 2 previous encounters reached the girls ears.
>>3092656
I misplaced my burger, sorry.
>>3092621
Huuuuh, there's nobody theeere... You can't get my hopes up like thaaaaat.
>>3092565
Puru~n!
>>3092367
I don't know, what do I get out of it?
Like whats my compensation?
>>3092665
>>3092671
>
>>3092672
>
>>3092672
>>3092729
>>3092729
(Ops, not the same neo from a few days ago? I was an anon that RP'd with her twice)
>Sets out THICKburger as bait for Joey and/or Iowa
>>3092723
Well i need to test you so take off your clothes
>>3092651
Aren't you a bit small for a bodyguard?
Is Daisy lurking?
>>3092772
>>3092793
>not even trying to copy the text
0/10 made me reply
>>3092656
Does coming from hell count as america?
>>3092499
Really it sure looked like it.
Still I'll be waiting since your shrimp dance with far less than enticing when it comes to seducing someone.
>>3092772
B-burgers? Oh no...
>>3092778
>
>>3092760
(Sorry, first time here.)
>>3092805
What happened to you and SHinoa clown
Ok. I'm new here.
Who are Iowa, Ragyo, Trixie, Nue, LD, Burchard, Clownpiece, and Haruka?
Why do you guys talk about them so much?
Isn't this an ERP thread?
>>3092818
Oh yes!
>>3092440
Is dom now shitposting themselves?
>>3092783
>
>>3092845
Because RP communities are always filled with drama. None of it is important if all you care about is ERPing.
>>3092845
>>3092831
Someone's already playing neo, it's gonna be awkward if they come back
>>3092845
Some anons have strong opinions about all those people for whatever reason. Apparently haruka and ragyo were good erpers or something
>>3092845
Get out while you still can.
>>3092651
It's just so adorable!
>>3092831
I need to see you naked before i decide if i want you as my servant
>>3092723
Fair enough. Maybe I can find use for a cutie like you!
>>3092837
I was in the wrong and I realized that. I've since been realizing online stuff is stupid and been hitting on women in real life instead.
I'll answer no further questions, we are still good friends and they are the best poster and player in these threads.
>>3092845
Cause I'm famous thats why we talk about me.
>>3092831
Ah, dude, don't take avas
>>3092845
Fuck off
>>3092872
>were
>>3092859
Huh... That's... something? I mean I run ashop around here, and I COULD use a bodyguard with all the students and nutjoibs running around...
Honestly, most of it would be staying around the shop and keeping me company.
>>3092895
Miku is still a great erper ssu
>>3092889
>>3092881
>>3092880
>>3092875
>>3092867
>
>>3092845
Everyone hates me because I'm shit
If you really are a newfag, get out while you still can
>>3092895
We love you for what you do too, Miku-ssu. No need to spring a leek.
>>3092864
Oh. Ok.
Why do people like Iowa
>>3092895
Well Haruka isn't around anymore, now is she?
>>3092914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGBXIK5TZjs
>>3092930
Low standards?
>>3092919
Not just shit
>>3092931
>Being this new.
>>3092930
Cause she post a super cute and fuckable avatar. I don't give a shit about the poster, the avatar is enough to compensate.
>>3092914
Hmm, damn shame, but it IS the right way to go about it here :/
>>3092930
She's the only one willing to play with ugly shotas like Aladdin.
>>3092930
Because she's incredibly cheerful, blond spirited American freedom who erps nicely and doesn't care about mumbo jumbo here?
Gee, I dunno mang.
>>3092888
>best poster and player in these threads.
Ammo for the shitstorm.
>>3092941
>What is a joke
>>3092911
>>3092923
>both ssuing me
>>3092930
Because she's great at what she does
>>3092931
O-Okay.
>>3092914
Sad but understandable.
>>3092930
Because she actually ERPs when people want her to.
>>3092914
That sucks, the other neo never had the sign idea, though she did use the same pic a few time.
>>3092958
Every day until you like it.
>>3092936
(O-Ow...)
>>3092930
( Cuz she a best, faggola)
Why do so many people hate Nue?
>>3092958
Any time.
>>3092967
yuruposter hug me
>>3092969
JAPANESE IMMIGRANT
NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE
FAKE AMERICAN WANNABE
ILLEGITIMATE CHILD WITH A JAPANESE MAN (Karen)
>>3092948
I'm not ugly!
>>3092956
Well yeah some people are stupid and will use it as ammo, though I'm heavily biased and in love with Shinoa poster. But that doesn't mean anything. Everyone has different opinions on what they do and don't like. So you whoever was asking, was asking a entirely subjective question from the start.
>>3092975
Subjective opinion
(And they are a shit person/friend who is selfish and rather talk about himself than ask his friends about whats wrong with them.)
>>3092992
No but you grow up to be ugly. On the inside.
>>3092984
(You know all those aren't true sir! If you were to cut my veins open here I would bleed not only red, but white and blue!)
>>3092975
Because he drove away Mizuki with creepy stalker bullshit and he depression posts his shitty life story every chance he gets while talking shit about people in thread.
>>3093004
>I would bleed not only red, but white and blue
Jesus that's scary
>>3093004
>taken in so much cum you have white in your blood
jesus
>>3092997
Hihi!
Sorry I wasn't on, have been working on a character sheet. For a total newfag to D&D with nothing but several tabs of the 5e player's handbook open in chrome that's massively headache inducing.
>>3092967
Well I don't hate it.
>>3092980
I like you, anon.
>>3093019
She's merely been performing her patriotic duty to the people of the thread.
>>3093004
I think you should see a doctor.
>>3093020
Oh look, a cutie panda.
>>3093004
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG
>>3093001
That Goldie guy is a meanie, I agree!
>>3093004
BUT SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU
>>3093020
Well ask me any questions I've been playing DnD for 8 years now so I can answer any of them. I've only done two campaigns in 5e but I can handle most questions still.
But hi as well, since I originally posted to pull you out of lurking.
>>3093020
I love you.
>>3093051
Then maybe you can turn out to be better. Maybe you can grow up to be a real man of the people, like your wife to be Iowa's favorite human being Donald J. Trump.
>>3093030
And we like you!
>>3093054
(She wears a union jack for General Washington's sake!)
>>3093037
>>3093041
Hi Anons!
>>3093057
I love you too babe.
>>3093056
I've got a buddy on the Discord giving me some backup so I should be okay.
How ya doin?
>>3093091
Wasn't Washington born British?
>>3093091
So you're saying you had an affair in England?! DISGUSTING! Just how many illegitimate children do you have?!
I wonder who the jealous people are that keep shitposting our best avas.
>>3093091
ah-ha! Every american calls it a union flag! I knew you were a fraud!
(Not blueballing anyone tonight...)
>>3092601
>The birdgirl nodded, my mouth opens wide for you, being careful not to catch your cock on my beaks edge I set it on my sensual tongue, still lapping up its underside and savoring its sweaty length
>>3092644
Unf~ Wow, that was a surprise...Didn't think you'd be a rough one!
> My hand trails back to brush my fingers along your balls, happily taking the cock in my hot slit to its hilt
>>3092468
>Rachel's face was as still as ever but what she heard piqued her interest. She uncrossed and then recrossed her legs.
That does sound like it would be an interesting ability to toy with. Can you provide me with a demonstration?
>>3092617
>Rachel sat back in her throne and relaxed as the soothing massage swept its way up her feet, from her heel to her toes.
That's quite refreshing.
>She eyed her servant mischievously.
That depends. Do you think you could please me as well as last time?
>>3092718
You get the satisfaction of serving me, of course. Why don't you bow and find out?
>>3093108
One of them is already confirmed to be Burchard
>>3093075
Miku appreciates that, anon!
>>3093063
I'll do it for her sake!
>>3093091
(But America used to be part of Britain, darling)
>>3093103
How goes the tiny panda?
>>3093138
Pantsu!
>>3093118
>He smiles and pushes his lengh in your mouth, an inch already reaching your throat, and he grabs the red feathers on you head and uses them as leverage to slowly push the remainder of his hardening lenght in your throat.
>>3093198
Pan~tsu!
>>3093217
You and Miku's feet, anon!
>>3093138
Reminder that this Miku wants to be pushed down and used like a toy, bonus points if you use her pigtails as fuck handles.
>not even a day and they're letting Burchard back into discord
Can't wait to see LD make his return next
>>3093122
Why, certainly!
>the mage excitedly flew out of his chair and flew off to find a suitable subject. Within moments, he was back, carrying a small little ladybug on his finger. He floated it closely to the girl's eyes so she could confirm that fact. Taranza then set it gently on the floor a good distance away from the table and rubbed his many hands together, preparing to go to work. The top set quickly shot out two orbs of magic towards the ladybug, bathing it in a purple light mixed with crimson. The ladybug quickly flipped onto its back and convulsed. This occurred for only a few short seconds when suddenly the insect began to grow in size. It grew and grew and the larger the bug became, the more apparent that its body was also changing. What once looked like a harmless little pest now became a rather formidable monster. Its size was now by far larger than the average human person. The complexion was now mutated, with jaws dripping with saliva and claws snapping about at the air. The ladybug quickly adjusted to its new form and let out a screech to the sky. The sorcerer was unperturbed and he floated behind the monster and shot out web strands from all six of his hands onto the beast, each string hitting one of its limbs, one landing on its head. A purple aura glowed about the mutant for a moment and suddenly the creature was subdued. Just like that, the ladybug monster was entirely under Taranza's control. To demonstrate this to the vampire girl, the spiderling moved his hands this way and there, like a puppet master, making the large insect do a little dance for the girl's amusment.
Hehehe, behold, Taranza's might!
(I'm afraid I have to leave. So sorry! But I did greatly enjoy the tea party with Rachel, and I hope you did as well. I'll see you later!)
>>3093229
What time should I get to the Hammerstein on Saturday Miku
>>3093118
(Was getting worried there. Thank goodness.)
>He moans softly the moment her clawed fingers touch his bouncing sack, but he keeps smacking steadily into her shapely ass and repeatedly burying his cock deep in her wet slit
A sexy blaziken like you deserves to get fucked roughly.
>He leans over her and puts his arms around her, places his hands on her soft breasts and wraps his fingers around them in a tight grip, making the warm red mounds fill his greedy hands while he keeps humping her, forcing his swollen cock inside her hot cunt while groping her tits
I can't believe trainers can resist having your kind around and not just stay at home and fuck you all day long...
>>3093251
This basically confirms how badly the mods want his cock. He basically gets a slap on the wrist and everyone else gets to feel disillusioned with the way they run things and are less inclined to speak out. What the fuck.
>>3093122
Uh ok.
>He gets on a knee, kneeling down in front of the vampire.
I don't really feel anything, people find this satisfying?
>>3093295
I know it's not a good defense, but moderation for things like this are never good. It's always a conflict of interest, so you gotta just roll with it or have none of it
>>3093295
That's why you should all hang out on [s4s].
It's nice board.
I'm so happy the best ava's here dont visit the discord.
>>3093210
>No gagging to be noticed, I happily take the head of your cock even deeper down my throat, letting brush along my rippling esophagus, its mucles brushing along your cock and helping to pull your impressive cock deeper down my throat
>>3093280
Trust me, anon, I'm bound by a special someone who is generous in letting me keep my promiscuity~ B-but that's beside the point! Mmm~ Your cock feels so good inside me!
>I ease into the anon's grasping of my gracious mounds, their size easily helps me get off more
>>3093340
it really isn't. Please stop with this you fag.
I'd much rather hang out with pretend girls than guys who literally think they ARE girls.
>>3093230
>The Miku in question raised her hand to protest his words, only to cross her arms with a flustered expression
Miku's not saying anything.
>>3093270
>She grinned and gave an approving point at the concert anon
You should always get there about two hours early!
>>3093340
I will make ERP great agin.
>>3093376
Ladies and gentlemen, our savior has arrived.
>>3093360
>He pistons his cock harskly in and out of your throat, pulling the hard lenght out and letting it hit your face, a mix of precum and drool staining it.
Well now, I wonder where I should put this next. Any ideas, little bird?
I got like an hour before I gotta get ready for work.
Will be cute/lewd for funposts.
>>3093368
Coolest.
>>3093368
Does Miku give the best blowjobs?
>>3093368
All right, cool, that was my plan. I'm gonna skip the merch booth and try to get a good spot so I can watch you closely.
>>3093368
>harshly pulls the idol towards him, his hands on her waist and one brushing hear breasts.
Well Miku's job isn't to talk. There's better things to do with your mouth.
>>3093386
I am here to make [ERP] gret agin.
>>3093368
Can I still dom the Miku while also playing with her feet?
>>3093395
Tenryuu ride my dick, i got first
>>3093413
>makes clicking and hooting noises at you
Lead us to the promised land, Mufasa.
>>3093395
Your sister is quite cuddly, Tenryuu-san.
>>3092969
It's ok Iowa, we can cuddle and ignore the rude anon!
>>3093395
I NEED SAUCE ON THIS NOW
>>3093425
Not Mufasa.
Gipsy Dudley.
>>3093355
It's a good feeling. All you have to do to know if an ava is good or not is ask if they visit the Discord. Good avas don't, bad avas do.
>>3093432
THICC
>>3093337
It was a cut and dry case though. He was mostly hated by everyone in the Discord, he did very little but start shit with everyone, his petplay wasn't all that good. Aside from his entourage of dickriders and the mods, nobody really liked him. So, the mods basically going against the majority will of the people and letting Burchard back in not even a DAY after he got kicked is a huge dick move.
>>3093360
Then I should be grateful to that someone too.
>His fingers tighten around her sizeable breasts, sinking into the plush flesh and feeling their softness and warmth thoroughly while he pounds against her rear again and again, his cock getting shoved deep into her pussy with each noisy smack
F-fuck... my cock feels so damn good inside your cunt...
>>3093421
Hope you don't mind it being Mr. Tenryuu, cause I'm onii-chan mode right now. If not, present your dick.
>>3093429
She's alright. Bit of a slut though.
>>3093440
Not a full doujin unfortunately. But check out meme50's granblue doujinshi, it's in the back.
>>3092969
Heeeey, youu.
>>3093395
Idol no SUTAIRISSHU.
>>3093396
Well she's certainly been complimented on them--w-what is Miku saying?
>>3093403
That's the spirit! Go for it, anon!
>>3093406
>She pushed back with beet red cheeks
L-Like singing...Miku's a singer after all..!
>>3093414
In theory it's possible!
>>3093460
(I heard that)
I can't be the only one here waiting for Plutia to inevitably go HDD, can I?
>>3093387
>I adjust my position before his dick, turning about face, my lustful bedroom eyes gazing into his. With a wink, I pat myself on the ass, my cheeks making small waves over a toned, supple pucker.
>>3093458
Hmmmm~ Come on, cum in big boy~ Show me how much you appreciate my big red feathery cunny~
>>3093460
I don't mind her purity, as long as he treats me kindly...
(You can be considered my nigga for liking Meme50)
>>3093444
Sorry, Gipsy. You know all you people look the same to us.
>>3093217
This dress has been getting a bit stuffy lately. Bring me a different outfit. I'll let you decide. I have faith in your fashion sense.
>>3093268
>Rachel, amused by the spectacular displayed, gave a small, slow clap.
Fascinating. This does look like good fun. Very well. You may consider yourself a servant of Alucard. You are dismissed. I expect more entertainment next time.
(Quite alright. I'll look forward to our next interaction. Have a good day.)
>>3093319
Really? Hm. How about this?
>Rachel crosses her legs, positioning her boot directly in front of your face, expecting a foot massage.
Let's make /erp/ Great again!
>>3093482
>He grabs her arm and pulls harshly, one hand finding the side of her face, holding her in place, and pushing her against his body.
Hmm, is that it? I don't think singing's what's on your mind, is it?
>One of his hands finds its was under her skirt and gropes her ass , kneading the soft flesh.
>>3093503
she*
(This laptop keyboard sucks)
>>3093482
Looking forward to it. It's gonna be like 80 degrees in NYC that day though so I'm not looking forward to standing at the venue for two hours waiting for it to start.
>>3093499
>he smirks, lining up his gargantuan lenght with your ass, the head pushing against the entrance, already seeming to stretch it a bit.
I bet you just go around offering your tight ass to anyone around like a slut, don't you?
>He accentuated the word slut with a slap to your ass.
Well then, if you want this cock in you, you're gonna beg me like a slut.
>>3093538
Wanna meet up anon?
>>3093514
ERP is already great.
>>3093547
Maybe, I got a VIP ticket with the sole purpose of trying to get as close to the stage as possible though, so I'm going straight there. Got stuck in the middle of the pack last time, wasn't easy to see.
>>3093518
>She flinched and yelped out, her body trembling as she found herself held in place
O-Of course it is, singing is always on Miku's mind...!
>She tried her hardest to yank herself away as her bottom was kneaded, eliciting a groan
Please let Miku go...
>>3093538
Miku promises it'll be worth it, it'll be an exciting and fun night~!
>>3093573
We could always meet up afterward so I can dress you up as Miku and re-enact one of her ERPs.
>>3093561
LOL
>>3093492
(I say it out of love)
>>3093503
Well she'll certainly treat you kindly...
(shame about his puke fetish though)
>>3093609
>His assault only gets harsher, his fingers finding their was inside your panties as he pulls your shirt open.
Don't worry, I just want a private show. You just have to be a good idol, you'll do that for me, won't you?
>He gives your ass a slap.
>>3093505
> He grabs at her boot, slipping it off to reveal her lock socks. As he is about to take them off, he stops himself.
Wait, what am I doing. Why would I want to massage your feet? Did you put some kind of spell on me?
>>3093505
With p-pleasure, my mistress!
>I look through your wardrobe, the different gowns and dresses, each with different colors and purposes, fascinate me. I look upon a perfect color choice, a regal blue and black evening gown, its flowing textile feels silky smooth against my hands as I take it out and present it to you
D-does this satisfy you, Madame Alucard? My sense in fashion is more of function over form, but I hope this choice is the best of both your wants and needs tonight.
>>3093499
Yes... I show you how much... I l-love your cunt!
>He kneads her breasts while smacking into her ass tirelessly, penetrating said cunt eagerly and filling it with his throbbing cock
>Suddenly, he shivers and moans blissfully while he presses himself against her red butt and plants his cock deep inside her, and it pumps load after load of cum into her, sending all his sperm straight for her womb and diligently filling her with seed while he shudders in ecstasy
>>3093538
>standing at the venue for two hours waiting for it to start.
Get drunk?
>>3093645
(Mmhmm..sure you do~ thank you.)
>>3093659
>cute vanilla stuff
>>3093659
>Holds your hand
>Blushes
>My hand is sweaty
>I get my sweat all over your hand
>I stroke your hand with my thumb
>I'm unable to look you in the eyes for more than a second
>>3093561
Miku endorses this message!
>>3093651
>She squeezed her thighs inwards at the feel of his fingers and moaned out softly
A-A private show, you say? If Miku does that will you let her go?
>She whimpered softly, her butt jiggling a bit from being slapped
>>3093713
>My hand is sweaty
KNEES WEAK
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SHIRT ALREADY
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>Jerks off everyone in the thread
>You all cum simultaneously
>You enjoy this.
>>3093545
And you love it, don't you~? Otherwise, you wouldn't be sticking your cock in a sexy bird pokemon like me, hmm?~ Go ahead, big boy, ram it inside me!
>>3093657
AAAAGH~ Your cum f-feels so cold in my slit~ G-good grief~...
>I flop over, waiting for your cock to pull out of my tightening cunt
>>3093750
I've had better.
>>3093645
>>3093674
The two of you share quite a bond. Not even Yuudachi-chan is this loveydovey towards me.
>>3093750
Why do you keep shaking your hand over my crotch?
>>3093717
Of, course, don't worry, you'll enjoy it as much as me.
More, knowing you.
>He lets go of your ass, harsly pushing you down on the floor.
You know how this show goes, don't you?
>>3093750
Just your hand? Meh. The gesture's appreciated though.
>>3093750
I've had worse.
>>3093659
I handled it. Just a perverted dragon molesting innocent girls. Nothing to see here, folks.
A-Anyways...
If anybody wished to know, today was the day President Andrew Johnson, aka 'Sir Veto' or 'The Grim Presence' was acquitted by a single vote in the Senate from impeachment. Andrew Johnson was given the office of the Presidency after the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Johnson was known as a Southern sympathizer and after the Civil War had ended he granted amnesty to all former confederate soldiers as well as promoted new legislation that would keep the now freed black Americans nearly enslaved through the so called 'black codes'.
Johnson was well known for his vetoing pen which the Republican dominated Congress hated and nearly overrode all of the decisions he sent back. He took great liberty to attempt to dominate the office by removing members of the cabinet that the Senate had nominated, leading to the Tenure of Office Act which made such activities illegal. Secretary of War Edward Stanton was Johnson's primary target who he attempted to replace with Ulysses S. Grant, the man who would be elected next cycle as President, into that seat. This went to the SCOTUS, which ultimate ruled against Johnson. Having enough of Stanton, he forcibly removed him to replace the man with General Lorenzo Thomas. This lead to his impeachment which was passed by the House and failed in the Senate 35-19, one vote shy of a 2/3rds majority. In the coming election, he chose not to run for office. I wonder why.
Unfortunately Lincoln's legacy was marred by his successor. Johnson was the first of two presidents successfully impeached but not removed from office, the other being Bill Clinton for his sex scandal.
I hope you're all having a good evening! Please remember that no man is perfect and even if we have such leaders that they should still be remembered lest we forget our history.
>>3093820
Without even reading this, my dick went off like a rocket on the fourth of July.
Hey Iowa.
>>3093561
It is NOT great.
This place is too multicultural, there are not enough american avas and too many japanese ones. It's bad enough that they have to take over our cartoons and our universities they have to take our typetypefucking threads too?
I mean whats next, we're gonna have a muslim ava?
>>3093754
>he smiles and begins to harshy piston his cock in and out of your tight hole.
>>3093820
>sprays with baby juice
Hey, shitheads, is handholding allowed?
>>3093800
u no it bby
>>3093820
M-maybe this will get me to stop worrying about myself...
>>3093754
>He clings to her as she drops down, his hands stubbornly latched on to her fat breasts and his cock firmly planted in her heated cunt, twitching and spewing its last drops inside her
A-ah... s-shit... so good...
>When his cock finally begins to shrink, he pulls out an unplugs her filled hole and his hands cling less tightly to her tits, instead cupping them gently
Man... I need to find my own blaziken. That was great.
>>3093788
Miku somehow knew you didn't mean a song.
>She braced her fall down and looked over her shoulders at him with an angry pout, her butt hanging in the air with her shimapan peeking out from the hem of her pleated skirt
O-Of course, Miku's not ignorant, she's seen the doujins written of her!
>>3093776
We just have a long history together and we trust each other~ but I can be just as lovey with you~
>>3093832
Hah, that seems very painful sir. I hope you get that checked out rather soon! But hello
>>3093843
Ugh...now I'm all sticky! Why would you do that sir?
>>3093870
Well Sugar, at least you can say you've never impeached, right? That's surely have to be one attractive aspect of you.
>>3093844
Only if you hold hands with Spike, Not-Sunset.
>>3093820
BIRTH CERTIFICATE
>>3093873
Can I touch the Miku feet?
>>3093820
No leader is perfect? At least I can do my best, right?
>>3093899
You did go to bed, didn't you?
>>3093820
Johnson was a pretty ballsy guy.
Have you ever read JFK's book? He discusses the guy who was that one vote that kept Johnson from being impeached.
You rang?
>>3093873
Really? And what did you think of them? I bet you wanted someone to use you just like in those, huh?
>He unzips his pants, unleashing a large and thick erection that felt warm against your ass.
>>3093820
>Johnson was the first of two presidents successfully impeached but not removed from office, the other being Bill Clinton for his sex scandal.
Nobody, not even Congress, can stop Slick Willy AKA the greatest American President of all time.
>>3093895
>hugs breasts.
>>3093900
Heeey, don't bully heeer. I bet she has a lot of shipping to dooo!
>>3093653
Not at all. I suppose you just needed some convincing before deciding to bow to your mistress. Here...
>Rachel pinched her fingers on the tip of her sock and gently pulled. The sock slowly slipped off revealing her small, dainty foot. She then twirled her foot around in circles.
How about now?
>>3093656
Ah! That will do.
>Rachel uncrossed her legs and got up from her throne, which dissipated into red and black rose petals. Though you felt no wind at all before, a strong gust blows past, scattering the petals to the breeze. Just as abruptly as it arrived, the gust subsided.
Undress me.
>>3093937
Hey I know you!
Rashid of the fraudulent wins right?
>>3093893
Your embrace is very nice~
>>3093895
P-politics would ruin me!
>>3093872
Haaaah~ Just the anon I wanted tonight, too~ Real shame I can't be yours...
What is /erp/ listening to currently?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7CUOa7wsd0
>>3093834
It is great. Why aren't you doing your patriotic duty and lewding up the thread to up the American presence and defend our borders?
>>3093977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>3093951
I don't think she is the kind of ship that does deliveries.
>>3093926
I did, Tea-chan, I swear!
>>3093992
She's a semen tanker.
>>3093907
>The idol pushed her foot forward and looked at him
Sure you can, if you don't mind taking off her boots!
>>3093940
Miku didn't think anything like that at all!
>Her flushed cheeks belied her words however, and so did her quivering hips as she felt his meaty rod against her bottom
>>3093992
Don't be silly, anon. She handles packages all the time.
>>3093900
Um...I don't have one sir. I was built, not born.
>>3093923
Of course nobody is perfect. Even poor Washington had his faults, whatever they may be. All you can do is strive to be the best you can be.
>>3093927
To be quite honest I have not. I must check it out sometime though. Care to tell me the title? I do know that there were seven moderate Republicans who joined the Democrats in voting against impeachment, though I do not know their names.
>>3093944
Oh, Bill was such a card! That crazy coot, I swear. But what he did to women was horrible.
>>3093951
I don't carry anything! I'm a weapon, not a transportation vessel.
>>3093965
Oh that's okay. I'll take care of it for you.
>>3093977
Can't stop listening to this fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
>>3093966
Real shame indeed. Damn, I'd be happy with a blaziken like you...
>He squeezes her breasts gently, feeling them in his hands with the teasing touch
But then again, you probably wouldn't be doing a lot of battles like other pokemon.
I doubt I'd be able to get my dick out of you~
>>3093953
U-undress? ...Truly I'm n-not worthy of that honor so soon?
>The servant anon happily, trying to hide a bulging crotch as I help you out of your dress, my hands fidgeting with the zipper and knots holding it together behind your back, easing the heavy dress off of my noble madame
>>3094036
I guess I can be the cute mascot?
>>3094027
>rimshot
>crickets
>>3094036
Are you sure you weren't manufactured in Japan? Let's see those manufacturing records.
>>3093965
You also have a something very nice~ hehe, Good evening by the way~
>>3094009
Knowing you, you'd spend all night jerking off.
>>3094036
>plays epic sax solo that literally disintegrates the panties of every woman in the room
You were saying, hot stuff?
>>3093977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOiqY1_RrzM
>>3093970
SHI
>>3094036
I already strive to do my best. I don't want to be like him after all...
>>3094022
Well don't worry, when I'm done you won't think of anything else.
Now get to it.
>>3094036
I think he's referring to Profiles in Courage. I've read that and loved it, but then again I have a major Kennedy fetish so I may be biased.
>>3094022
Of course not! These look somewhat uncomfortable, I don't get how you girls do it. I'm guessing you'll want a massage?
>He grabbed the tip and the heel of your right boot and slowly pulled it off, doing the same to the other.
>>3094036
A weapon?
That sounds like you're eviiil...
>>3093992
Huuuh... But she's on the top, riight?
>>3094088
Well... I could always just spend all night pumping you full of cream instead, Tea-chan~
>>3093953
>He looks away, trying his be to ignore the foot in front of him. However he could still feel the heat from her foot and a faint hint of sweat, and he relents. He grabs a hold of her foot,and starts rubbing.
Don't get the wrong idea, I still haven't decided to be your servant!
>>3094154
New thread
>You will never be a baka
>>3094091
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO