/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Lady of The Show Edition
Previous thread: >>3073641
>"NEW" EPISODE on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1bpy_steven-universe-s3e6-steven-floats_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>3083307
We're back, baby!
>>3083313
Are we?
>>3083336
Well yes, technically. Since there are new episodes airing this week and next week, so we are back, baby!
>>3083333
These numbers...
>>3083357
But are they really new if almost everyone here has seen them?
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>3083463
green of the green
Causing a green
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn
>>3083484
This is the best one so far.
>>3083412
Well yeah, they're new, because they haven't been aired in the States.
>>3083631
This same artist drew Pearl having sex with Steven in his sleep.
What happened
>>3083799
Hiro was pushing buttons again.
>>3083778
as long as it's just lapis being a rapist to the other gems i'm fine.
>>3083631
This same artist drew Pearl having sex with Steven in his sleep.
I'm glad someone finally drew futa GarnetxSteven.
>>3084199
I'm not. This is vile.
>>3084219
Fuck you, this is the only other futa GarnetxSteven piece there is.
>>3084232
Let me ask you an honest question. Do you seriously get off to this? Or are you just memeing like 90 percent of futa fags?
>>3084248
I do get off to it, yes.
>it's a rainy day out
>super comfy
>not working tonight
>no peridot to cuddle
How the fuck do I cure this horrible feeling
>>3084350
Kill yourself
>best mate just got told his mom has like a month left
I was not trained to deal with this
>>3084377
>having friends
That was your first mistake.
>>3081445
>That shouldn't technically be breaking any rules, but idk
Welcome to 2016 /co/ where anything you post can be a bannable offense depending on the mods mood that day.
>>3084398
>not having friends
>>3084422
Life is easier when you're a hkfv NEET. Nobody to worry about except yourself.
>>3083631
>tiny nose on pearl
i cant fap to this abomination
>>3084437
>being a NEET
>>3084439
I think it doesn't have to be so long it just has to be pointy to look right
>>3084446
>being a normie
>>3084467
>not being a normie
>>3084471
>being a living meme
>>3084478
>implying NEETs aren't living memes
>>3084496
I'm breaking away from the fucking meme that you have to be a functional member of society, have a job, have a wife, have kids you fucking retarded normie cuck. I'm living life how I see fit and you're dumb fucking ass is following the meme of being a normie but let me tell you you fucking normie shitstain, I'm the one who is truly happy because I've broken free from the life of a fucking meme.
>>3084471
You're in a thread about a kids' tv show on /trash/
and you (proudly) consider yourself to be a normie
Something ain't go through in there lad
>>3084536
Your memes end here.
Anyone got a source for this? TinEye and GIS give me nothing.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Love you /sug/
I hope that your week has been going well, that work is enjoyable and that you are happy with where you are.
Another day, another thread and I just want Greg to see the fire in me
>>3084963
>>3085008
>>3085048
I want the memes to end.
>>3085008
Thanks loveposter
>>3085071
sorry, Anon
>>3085048
I want Greg to put his fire in me if ya know what I mean
Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow
Oh how happy she makes me go
>>3085144
Here, have an improved Cricket. It's on the house.
>>3085111
Damn now I feel bad. I see the fire in you, anon.
I'm bored.
Anyone up for a round of "who can find the worst SU fanart"?
>>3085232
oh god no
>>3085232
>>3084248
How are futafags memeing?
>>3085452
He has probably never been to /d/, and thinks it is all a oke
>>3085261
I think I'm losing my touch; this is all I could see.
>>3084536
>not having a job
Kill yourself
>>3085550
>Fat gems
>>3085570
Shapeshfting I guess? I mean Amy is kind of fat. At least is isn't slob fetish stuff
>18.5 year old Steven and 17.25 year old Connie
>Steven is still physically a tween
>they got to third base the first time a few weeks ago but go weirded out by Steven still being a kid
>Connie is going away to college in a few months and there is a general sense of unease about the future of their relationship
>presently they are camping out not far from the vacant remodeled, motley teched up barn, looking up at the stars
>they lose themselves in conversation, playful banter, and flirting
>they head inside to grab some sodas but the light switch doesn't turn on the light
>Steven picks out a lightbulb but then pauses under the lamp
>"Here, let me get that for you, Steven" Connie says as she reaches for the light bulb
>Steven hands it over but becomes glum as Connie turns her attention to the lamp
>Connie glances and sees Steven sulking as she makes the final twists, Connie knowingly looks away
>they get their sodas and head back outside and silently lie back down next to each other
>>3085999
>Steven stares up a the sky, lost in thought
>Connie's hand creeps over and holds Steven's hand
>Steven looks into Connie's face
>"I've been thinking, Steven. About... last time, about the future. About OUR future. I don't want anything to come between us. Not distance, not... I love you Steven."
>They stare into each others' eyes.
>Steven leans in, Connie follows suit, and they begin passionately kissing.
>Connie is half propped up as upright Steven looms slightly over her, kissing her and not being shy about groping her.
>Connie sits up and gets more aggressive. Steven gets on his knees to match her height, Connie's hands caressing his shoulders as they kiss more deeply.
>Steven knows where this may end up going, but doesn't take the lead for fear of Connie feeling weird about getting intimate with someone with the body of a child.
>Connie works her hand up Steven's shirt, feeling his bare chest.
>Steven gets pushed back, propped up by arms while looking up at Connie looming over him on her knees.
>>3086017
>Connie pulls Steven's shirt off. He feels the cool breeze going across his skin.
>Connie hunches over him, one arm moving up and down Steven's thigh, working her way inward.
>Steven works his small hands under Connie's shirt. They continue to kiss.
>Connie leans back and pulls off her shirt, her hair getting tossed in the moonlight.
>their eyes lock again and Connie slowly begins feeling Steven's groin.
>They lock licks as she gently rubs Steven.
>Steven pushes himself closer, pushing Connie's head upward above him, his head on top of her bosom as he reaches around to undo her bra.
>Connie reaches back and slides off her bra, allowing Steven to soak the moment in before continuing.
>Minutes later Connie puts one set of fingers in the waist of his pants and unzips with the other hand.
>Steven whispers into Connie's ear "are you sure- ?"
>"I want this" Connie responds, Steven then helping Connie shake off his pants and underwear.
>>3086036
>Connie pauses for a moment before tentatively placing her hand around Steven's erect penis.
>Staring, Connie bits her lip a little. Steven reaches around Connie's head and holds her to kiss as Connie slowly works Steven's foreskin up and down.
>Connie takes a moment to lean back and quickly take off her pants, continues a short while before looking Steven in the eyes, building up her own resolve, and then taking off her panties.
>Kissing, Steven reaches for Connie's crotch and begins rubbing.
>Minutes go by.
>Connie finally pushes Steven to the ground, leans back on her knees until her back is slightly arched away, rubbing herself in anticipation.
fuck off dude, you posted this shit yesterday, just use the pastebin link
>>3086047
>Connie pauses for a moment before tentatively placing her hand around Steven's erect penis.
>Staring, Connie bits her lip a little. Steven reaches around Connie's head and holds her to kiss as Connie slowly works Steven's foreskin up and down.
>Connie takes a moment to lean back and quickly take off her pants, continues a short while before looking Steven in the eyes, building up her own resolve, and then taking off her panties.
>Kissing, Steven reaches for Connie's crotch and begins rubbing.
>Minutes go by.
>Connie finally pushes Steven to the ground, leans back on her knees until her back is slightly arched away, rubbing herself in anticipation.
>>3086060
>Connie strides atop Steven. He places his hands on her thighs.
>Focused, she grabs Steven's penis and slowly lowers herself down.
>They meet, but feeling resistance to penetration Connie leans over Steven, her arms on either side of his head, and begins to rub against his penis.
>Again building resolve, Connie reaches to hold Steven's member and then one final thrust!
>Connie winces at the pain. Steven intently stares at her face.
>Slowly Connie begins to rock and then hump.
>'It's not so bad', she thinks to herself. 'This would be worse if Steven were more than 4".'
>They continue, Connie still in pain but with a rising swell of pleasure growing within her as they continue.
>Steven stares at where their bodies meet as he struggles to meet her thrusts with his small frame, completely engrossed.
>As Connie's physical arousal grows, her body becoming more accepting of Steven's cock, she almost forgets about the pain, but something is not right.
>Connverse
>>3086074
Just link the pastebin, don't repost the whole thing.
>>3086017
>File deleted
What did you do?
Taking writefag requests, lads.
>>3086048
Why though? Thread was dead. These are just elaborate bumps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLY54hrYvhk
Is it true?
You've been feeling sort of low these days
Just don't have a place to go these days
Must be bringing you down
If it's so
Then come on give this lover boy a try
I'll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
What could you lose?
Well for one, her heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
>>3086112
Steven fusing with Pearl.
>>3086112
Something short.
>>3086112
Steven and Connie helping Peridot out with the internet and all its wonders.
>>3086088
Gara pls
>>3086147
That's not Gara.
>>3086112
Steven taking Peris fusion cherry
>>3086103
I screwed up the image order.
>>3086098
Is it a no fun allowed day?
http://pastebin.com/jv8y8PEc
>>3086190
If you're going to post the same thing you just did a day ago, yes.
Take the opportunity to make a new story instead.
>>3086311
>a child fusing with grown ass rock women
I don't like them.
>>3086311
Do all of them. Or the first and third at least.
>>3086336
>What is the beginning of Alone Together?
>>3086380
Gems teaching Steven how to dance.
Steven fusing with grown ass rock woman would be inappropriate.
>>3086400
But fusing with a child isn't?
>>3086400
They danced with him with the intention to fuse with him, and teach him about fusion.
>>3086311
Go for it
>>3084963
Gem of green, defied her queen
I'm in love when she's onscreen
>>3086441
No they didn't. They really didn't. They explicitly stated they were teaching him to dance, nothing more.
>>3086440
wat
>>3086492
I'm pretty sure Steven talked about how fusion was hard, and how the Gems didn't expect him to fuse with them for the first time. Nevertheless, they still danced with him to fuse.
>>3084963
She would.
>>3084350
>It's fucking hot out
>super uncomfortable
>horrible allergy onslaught all day long
>no Pearl to do my laundry
How the fuck do I exterminate this shitty feeling
>>3086543
Sit in front of a heavy fan and jerk off
>>3086529
It's your implications that are not making sense. Steven and Connie are both the same age. There is no exploitation.
>>3086554
So Steven can fuse with a kid on the beach, but learning to properly fuse with the gems is "inappropriate"?
>>3084350
>gonna be 90 degrees
>been getting allergy alerts on my phone all month
>massive headache
>no woolie and jasper to crush me in between their big bodies
Explain how to discard of this depressing emotion
>>3086587
Yes, because of exploitation. Fusion, like sex, can be used as an emotional crutch (pic related). Children are easy to manipulate and therefore must be protected against exploitation. That's why it is taboo to do such acts with children.
>>3086615
What if Jasper's hair caused you to constantly sneeze
Would she think it was cute or would she criticize you for being weak
>>3086615
Sit n front of a heavy fan and jerk off to all of Orange Kisses art
>>3086636
Calm your triggered tits just let Pearl fuse/sex with steven
i don't even want a gf/bf, just a fuck buddy to have fun when we were bored
>>3086691
>I just got BTFOd
>better say anon is triggered
>>3086615
>Tfw only 46 degrees in Iceland
>No pollen in the air
>Head feels just fine
>24 hour day so can stay up for days watching SU
I feel sorry for you anon
>>3086719
Jet let them have sex anon
>>3086751
No. Pearl's punishment must be more severe.
>>3086691
That' disgusting man, just have them have regular sex instead
>>3086636
But Steven and the Gems wanted to fuse with each other. There was literally no exploitation going on there.
>>3086759
What sort of punishment could Steven give Pearl, adult or not?
>>3086691
Yes.
>>3086790
>stating outright fabrications as fact
Fusion isn't explicitly like sex. Fusion represents different relationships and kinds of love.
>>3086808
>implying
Just go jack off, already.
>>3086836
with heavy sexual implications you must admit
>>3086836
>>3086856
>>3086836
INAPPROPRIATE
desu
>>3086847
Dude I'm eating an omelet.
>>3086867
>Matt
>>3086856
Yeah, Pearl usually seems to make it sexual, especially with her dances with Garnet and Rose.
>>3086878
A nice warm moist omelette
You know what you must do
>>3086867
A) The whole point of fusion is to represent an intimacy that wouldn't otherwise get past the censors.
B) You are quoting Matt.
C) No parent would let their child fuse with adults if predators like Pearl were around using fusion for their sick kicks.
>>3086878
jack off while you're eating is super awkward
>>3086836
like pearl and rose's platonic love
>>3086959
Y-Yeah, totally platonic, censor senpai.
>>3086553
what if the fan is so strong anon ends all covered in cum?
Ok, I see you guys want some Pearl/Steven action.. I got some time while I try to finish a thing and will do
tell me how you want it
>>3087027
NONE
>>3086543
Start your laundry, take a progressively colder shower, and drink some lemonade.
>>3087027
I also say none.
>>3087027
GTFO you disgusting pedo.
>>3087027
Futa Pearl on Steven
>>3087068
>Steven can't hold onto her for hours
>Connie falls
>if she is lucky she dies outright
>if she is unlucky she has all the bones in her body broken when she hits the water and ends up suffering severe brain damage from oxygen deprivation before someone can fish her out of the water
>>3087117
I pray that Connie dies. Fuck Connie.
>>3087117
Little nigga has super strength, he can hold onto her forever.
>>3087027
Pearl hugging adult Steven.
>>3087159
>Fuck Connie.
No anon, that's wrong
>>3087159
Connie is great. She grounds Steven and makes everything else seem that much more fantastic. Her and Steven together are adorbable.
>>3086385
I've already written your kind off, sorry.
>>3087222
were you the peridot tries to drive writefag? that came one came out nice
>>3087117
except he could carry all his friends easily.
there's rose's fountain and steven's spit if she falls for some reason anyway.
connie is sweet. everyone loves her. nothing bad is gonna happen to her.
>>3087212
Oh yeah she sure grounds Steven with the way she trained how to use a sword for like a couple months and became a master swordsman capable of almost beating a gem.
And how her parents are totally okay with her hanging with Steven and going on dangerous missions where she almost ends up dying despite her parents being very strict.
>>3086528
I celebrate Lapis getting spanked by Priyanka for being a brat.
>>3086543
Work hard. Get AC.
>>3087276
He's not carrying them, it's fucked up gravity logic in a cartoon.
>>3087212
>Connie and Steven
Disgusting
>>3087290
>believing Pearl
>ever
That is why you fail.
I bet you believe gems are literal magic too.
>>3087369
It doesn't matter what she said, the results of the training speaks for itself.
She's doing retarded ass ninja jumps and carrying a gigantic sword despite being like 10 years old. The fact that she could even challenge a gem for a second is just fucking dumb cringeworthy mary sue meme bullshit.
>>3087334
>this denial
>>3087426
>I believe Connie is a good swordsman to an unbelievable degree because I don't want to like her
Whatever floats your gemsloop, anon.
>>3087426
sure, isn't like pearl was probably the greatest sword master on earth or anything, or rose's sword was an alien magical weapon
>>3087426
We should've seen Steven's training montage with the shield.
>>3087276
>Garnet just trying to look like she is doing something because she already knew it's pointless
kek
>>3087428
Not even denial hell i didn't even read what you guys are bitching about this time, just saying he's not carrying them, it's his fucked up gravity logic holding them and the ship up.
>>3087507
>Amber Rogers
Soon to be Zuke II.
>>3087457
I don't care how amazing a trainer Pearl is. Connie's training is limited by the body and mind of being a human child.
>>3087507
What a bitch, she's not even going to eat it.
>>3087467
>garnet knows everything is pointless in the end
>has been pretending her whole life
hello darkness my old friend...
>>3087027
This with Pearl as the guy on the left, adult Connie as the woman on the right, and adult Steven as the guy in the middle.
>>3087485
no. the boat is inclined to the left first, gets completely horizontal when garnet and amethyst hop in
>>3087551
>pretending her whole life
Yes and no. Yes in that she doesn't tell people half the shit she knows and just plays along, but that doesn't make everything she does pointless. She still shapes the world with her decisions. She just doesn't
>>3087521
>i don't care how amazing is the teacher that doesn't justify an amazing training
what?
>>3087625
There's only so much you can do with a 10 year old is what I'm saying.
>>3087635
pearl herself isn't big or particularly strong by gem warrior standards, I'm sure she can extrapolate that to connie
>>3087687
Yeah, maybe over a few years of training and by age 18 if she was a master swordsman I'd buy it.
>>3087720
She's still not a master, I don't know where you're getting that.
Would you help this gem relieve her pent up sexual frustration?
>>3087793
This image is not in a sexual context, do not sully it. There's plenty of actual sexual content for you to look at.
You fucking deviant.
>>3087793
Of course I would
>>3087814
Gems must report all injuries suffered while on the job.
>>3087718
>image is nothing more than an advertisement
>>3087814
I'm not interested in regular sexual content, I want to see friendly stress-relieving platonic sexual release.
Possibly some amount of homo.
>>3087844
Well it's a damn good advertisement
>>3087793
Steven would.
>>3087793
forever
>>3087916
More?
Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow
Oh how happy she makes me go
>>3088019
No, that's it.
>>3087507
>hiding Pearls paddles from the viewer like that
deplorable
>>3088022
love those kind of shoes but don't know how are they called
>>3088081
those aren't shoes you pleb
>>3088081
Ballet slippers?
Kill Peridot
>>3088151
>>3088151
what about raping peridot?
doen
>>3088151
Does her giving up her form to give birth to her and Steven's son count?
>>3088208
I need to know if this thing is male or female before my thoughts about it proceed.
Post best ship
>>3088291
>greg is always the bottom
I want this meme to end.
>>3088237
>needing gender to determine whether or not you'd fuck it
You have yet to ascend mortal
>>3088237
>son
Either way, I don't know what original artist intended them to be, but likely an experience like Stevonnie.
>>3088347
It's so cute
>>3088237
if is attractive and you both want it go for it. what's so complicated about that?
>>3088347
It can't be a son with legs like those. I refuse to believe it.
>>3088303
As if he's ever going to be a top when his partner is a quartz warrior.
>>3088208
Can half-gem children even have a true gender?
They'd only have an X or a Y.
>>3088359
>It
Don't objectify their son/daughter/experience, anon.
>>3088385
With androgyny comes great legs.
Just finished rewatching Ocean Gem
I just realized at the end Steven says "No prob, Bob", to which Lapis repies, "It's Lapis".
Is this the reason Lapis calls herself Bob in Hit the Diamond?
>>3088411
She remembers everything Steven says, even when it's stupid as hell.
>>3088411
No, I think it's just a coincidence.
>>3088420
is lapis slowly turning into pearl?
>>3084199
Typically I don't appreciate sex involving Steven and the gems, but futa on male is my fetish. Much appreciated.
>Vidalia: "Buck up, kiddo. You may not be friends with my son, but I'll let you be my bottom from now on."
>Lars: "This is so embarrassing."
>Vidalia: "Oh, don't be that way. You should feel thankful that of all the dicks in town you get my 9 iron."
>[Lars begins to tear up and tries to hold back from crying]
>...
>after the act Vidalia is sitting on the floor of her garage leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette
>a few feet away Lars is still laying there face down minutes after they finished
>Lars slowly raises himself up, his face despondent
>Vidalia [half grinning]: "Hey, Lars right? Sorry about all the "bitch"es and "faggots"s. I didn't mean it. I was just caught up in the moment, you know?"
>Lars [still despondent]: "yeah"
>Lars grabs his pants and slowly puts them back on.
>Vidalia: "Want a cig?"
>Lars: "uh, no thanks"
>Lars grabs his backpack and begins walking out.
>Vidalia: "Oh, and in case your interested, I teach painting here Wednesdays at 6:30. You should come." she says with an ever so slight devious grin.
>Lars pauses, looking around at the paintings. "I'm not really-"
>Vidalia tilts her head forward and with a serious face looks deeply into Lars eyes. >
>Lars: ... "s-sure, I'll try it out"
>Lars walks out.
>Vidalia: "See you then, tiger."
>>3088443
>Lapis embracing the glory of combat with a fencing blade
Yes please.
>>3088411
Are you making a joke based on the large number of tumblr posts figuring this out?
>>3088476
No, I just had a genuine realisation.
Also I don´t go on tumblr because I´m not a fag
>>3088463
I love it. I want more stuff of people dominating and humiliating Lars. That what he gets
>>3088485
Not a fag, but apparently a retard.
rate my Lapis /sug/
>>3088538
rude/10
>>3088454
I got a few more, if you'd like.
>>3088485
You're not a fag, just a little slow.
>>3088291
EVO gem best gem desu
I'd let her Dream Cancel me any day
>>3088487
He is great. He is the best looking bottom boy in town and he's such an asshole that you don't feel that bad about humiliating him.
>>3088561
>>3088608
http://imgur.com/a/mm07X
This gallery is full of futa AmyxSteven.
>>3088571
just a little slow? c'mon anon
>>3088631
>aged down Steven
No thanks.
>>3088597
Now I want stuff with Sade doming his ass
>>3088646
I actually think I'm out of futa GemxSteven stuff, I'll look around more.
>>3088664
Pretty sure there are quite a few examples of that already. I don't have my external on me right now though.
I think this is only implied futa (Garnet), but the way Steven sits makes it weird.
This is meant to be futa Yellow Diamond raping Steven, if that turns you on.
>>3088735
Shit, forgot to save the version where the Artist drew on Steven's Gem.
>>3088561
>Hey, you´re pretty good
Yeah, no, I'm out.
>>3088810
Bye
>>3088830
No, I mean as in I'm out of futa GemxSteven stuff.
>>3088843
Aww
Could you love Pearl?
Anybody want to give a request for me to practice drawing?
nothing too lewd, if you could
>>3088966
I already do
Why is she not real
>>3088971
The five Rubies stacked on Jasper
>>3088971
bikini connie pls. footfagotry would be awesome
>>3088966
The other Crystal Gems already do.
>>3088966
No, she's too obsessed with Rose.
>one day, a certain lucky gem is gonna have all of this
>>3089020
Fuck off, Dewey.
Does flagrantly non-canon and illogical mixing of gems with humans bother you, friend anons, or do you like blow it off? Or do you sometimes find it even interesting? Just wondering.
>>3087111
>>3087185
uh..
>>3089048
i don't care about it
>>3089069
It looks a bit weird, but I still like it. Thanks, shifu!
>>3089048
Yes, but only because all of the humans in this show suck.
>>3089048
If I'm going to consume humanxGem porn, I want it to be Greg who's the human. But honestly I just want more StevenxGem porn.
>>3088022
Don't know what she's doing in the bottom right of that page but she's adorable
>>3089069
Holy shit that is amazing
The image of Pearl nonchalantly carrying adult Steven around with her cock in his ass is hilarious
>more dick gems
>more males getting fucked
What is wrong with you people? Can't you like normal things?
>>3089048
it grosses me out but whatever
>>3089171
Define "normal things"
>>3089171
You are in a placc where 4CHAN of all places dumps its trash, and you are complaining about futa on male?
>>3088973
Because God is a cruel, incomprehensible being
>>3088971
peridot sleeping in a pile of blankets
>>3089261
How about Lapis?
>making an episode purely for fanservice everyone and their momma can draw the gems in their cute baseball uniforms
Crewniverse really is shameless aren't they
>>3089069
niiiiice
>>3089289
>File deleted
>>3089304
It was a good episode too though
>>3089304
I don't care about any of that, I just like that we got more Ruby.
>>3089301
>bothisgood.gif
>>3089381
>go to tumblr
you gotta give me some more precise directions desu
>>3088983
I hope you enjoy it
>>3089367
I just want to cuddle with belly ruby all night.
Let's see if this works
>>3089525
I do
Disco here.
This took longer to do than expected, but here is something as a gift to everybody.
>>3089770
you are my sunshine
>>3089770
It's already starting to look better without those up-scaled pixels.
Good job so far.
>>3089770
Love ya
>>3089770
Dang, Disco. You are getting your groove on with this coloring. Keep the nice work up
>>3089888
you never know, dear, how much i love you
>>3087015
That is the idea dumbass, the cum will feel nice on the skin, like a natural lotion
I used to hate Lapiss but she's not so bad really.
>>3090020
Still worst gem
>>3090020
She's great.
>>3090028
yeah but she's not a piece of trash who deserves nothing but endless rape
>>3090052
Don't get him started.
>>3090052
Not endless rape, just a few months like she did to Jasper.
>>3090028
Personally I think Garnet is the worst gem
I wish there were other people here who autistically followed and posted from the other Gem tags like I do for Lapis.
I don't have enough OCD for all of them.
>>3090090
*gems
>>3090114
*fusion
>>3090114
*Fusion.
>>3090094
It's worth searching the character tags from time to time.
>>3090069
i honestly hope jasper to punch her in the face when she shows up again. not even beat her or anything, just a punch so she can stay sane
>>3090094
I've been checking the lapis tag a lot lately too, there's a lot to keep up with. I don't save much though. there's no other su character I check more than once in a while
>>3090127
I guess, but I just end up getting most of my not-Lapis art from artist I follow or what they reblog.
It's greatly swayed in one direction as it is now.
>>3090167
I just wish there was a consistent character tag for Steven, I've seen like four or five different tags for him.
>>3090192
Don't make me sing the song
>>3090192
It's more than that, Garnet is more than just Ruby and Sapphire.
>>3090020
Lapis Lazuli is the worst
Is Ponyspazz gonna be streaming this week?
>>3088984
I colored it because it looked wierd black and white. Enjoy
Would pericherry reject me if I wanted the cuddles?
>>3090436
She'd reject you no matter what
>It's yet another Lapis dump episode
>>3090436
Yes, because she is not for sexual cuddling
>also cute pic
>>3090325
is great. thanks a lot
>>3090468
>tfw no Pearl dump episode
Writers dropped the ball t b h
>>3090472
I don't want to cuddle her sexually.
I could have the blanket separating me and peri
>>3090468
Lapis is such a Lazuli
>>3090521
Good. You deserve her.
>>3090521
Your dicks would still be touching through the fabric
>>3090506
Why don't you do one yourself? Please, I'd love some new Pearls.
>>3090563
>this
he can have another Peridot, facet 2F5L cut 5XG is mine
>>3090575
>rubbing Peridot's little cock with your own until she gets a chub
>>3090575
Gems don't have dicks anon
>>3090620
They can if they want.
The only reason Malachite was able to overpower Alexandrite was because she was in large amounts of water, and would have beaten Alexandrite if it wasn't for Steven. But without water Malachite would have to rely only on Lapis' wings, and Jasper's Helmet.
>>3090468
>tfw no Steven dump
>>3090563
that's nice of you anon
>>3090612
That's the perino I am after too :c
>>3090664
Most of Malachite's attacks didn't even rely on water.
>>3090633
But they don´t want
>>3090620
Rose Quartz never had a vagina, until she shaped shifted one to take Greg's tiny penis, and then got pregnant with Steven,
who is to say Peridot won't learn low to shape shift a dick for herself?
>>3090697
How do you know?
>>3090591
I would but I'm away from home and I don't want my mobile posting to offend anyone
>>3090693
Malachite uses water for defense and offense, ex. blocking the arrows, and using Ice shards. and that was her main way of de-fusing Alexandrite crushing her with ice hands
She needs water to fight other 3 and up Gem fusions or just huge gems in general.
>>3090492
you post your stuff somewhere else?
>>3090693
A good amount of her attacks did though.
>>3090675
>anon won't drop a Steven Dump right on your chest
>>3090725
>Greg's penis
>tiny
Wew
i want steven to fuck pearl
>>3090915
Relatively.
Rose was a pretty big gem
Oh shit right Barn mates is on tonight
>>3090942
Why can't I have a Peridot roommate who greets me like that when I get home.
>>3090925
Shota is a bannable offense here.
>>3090976
>Why can't I have a _______ who greets me like that when I get home
>>3090981
Yeah only if you report it to the mods like a bitch. They don't come here without reason
>>3090981
yeah and you're a nigger
>>3090823
ya some of it, I'm still trying to get better so don't be surprised if it's not the best.
http://bobcatbob1.tumblr.com/
>>3090988
I only want the green meme though, nobody else.
>>3090942
>Peridot and Lapis will never be your wacky roommates
Why live
>>3090930
"For him!"
>>3090930
>Big gem
For you.
Who should voice White Diamond and why should it be either Jessica Lange or Ellen McLain.
>>3091035
>you will never have a movie night with your gem roomies that ends with them having lesbian sex in their room while you sit alone on the couch watching Blade Runner and trying to ignore the sounds.
Doesn't feel that bad
>>3091076
They better not meme it up and have it voiced by a guy or something ridiculous like that. That would make it impossible to fap to her.
>>3090925
I want Pearl to fuck me
Stream where?
>>3091179
Stream of what?
>>3091248
New episode, I didn't watch the leaks because otherwise I'd have absolutely nothing to do on Thursdays.
>>3091179
Really nigga?
>>3088463
Based Scribble.
Too bad he doesn't compile this stuff on his NSFW tumblr. He hasn't updated that in a year. Who knows how many gems I missed simply because I don't lurk every /sug/ ever.
>>3091127
Pic not related right?
>>3091263
I don't want to support the fucking frogs.
>>3091275
Butt witch was ruined by the man-voice.
You say ruined, I say Doctor Girlfriend.
>>3091259
> I didn't watch the leaks
Welp that's your fault faggot.
>>3091275
Who is this
>>3091259
Why do you need the stream? Just watch the leaked episode on the Thursday it airs.
>>3091496
It's just not the same
Ah well, CinemaQuestria seems to be streaming
>>3091481
Butt Witch
I want Peridot to cum on my face while I sleep
>>3091639
I don't think she would
>>3091675
Why not?
>>3091639
I want her to wake up startled and then notice me next to her, pulling my arm over her, and then falling back asleep. I want this, not some ejaculate on my face.
>>3091712
grills don't have dicks anon
>>3091712
she's too busy fucking Lapis
>>3091782
Gems can have anything they want
Taking some quick draw requests. Emphasis on quick.
>>3091890
too bad the best you can expect irl is a midget dyed greet
>>3091907
Lapis doing something really cool with a blank expression on her face.
>>3091782
Cumming isn't just a male thing females can do it to.
But I guess I can't expect a virgin to know this.
>>3091890
foot fetish. any gem is fine
>>3091936
squirting is just pee
>>3091951
Wrong post?
>>3091907
Blue Gem Squad being fancy.
>>3091907
Sardonyx doing whatever
I love you, Nyong.
>>3091907
lapis teaching peridot how to swim
>>3091822
Or is she too busy fucking Pearl
>Idelcums 50 page pearlxgreg comic is almost done
>>3092085
no, Lapis is keeping her in the barn
>>3092085
Why not both?
>>3092150
>it will be his sloppy tripe
yet again rused!
>>3092197
disgusting
>>3092180
Maybe she's fucking them both
>>3091639
>>3092215
is there a real pair of peridot's alien shorts i can buy
>>3091935
Disregard that emphasis on quick. I'm not fast.
>>3089199
>pissing on the bed
No thanks.
so the french are gonna leak anymore ?
Damn they are lucky that Rubies are dumb (except Ruby (Garnet))
>>3092502
Unfortunately, no
They leaked like one of their ships at Trafalgar a few days ago and now they won´t be trusted with any more episodes
>>3092534
>Implying she's not dumb as well
She was defeated by a fucking arcade game
>>3092534
Nah, she's pretty dumb too.
all i need is a bj
>>3092534
I feel like Punished Ruby didn't really believe Steven, but wasn't in charge so she couldn't say anything
>>3092592
I think she was just glad she didn't have to see anymore of her comrades die.
>>3092580
All Pearl needs is a bj
>>3092600
>Involved in several brush wars in the frontier
>Saw half her platoon wiped out by guerrilla night raids
>Her only friend, Ruby, got shattered when they were trying to rescue the injured
>Gets relegated to a 5 Ruby pick up squad on the out limits
>Every night she keeps watch in case of attacks
>>3092574
Flirting with Sapphire while playing was pretty stupid of her.
>>3092666
we could take turns satan
>>3092592
What horrors has that eye seen
>>3089261
sorry about the really late delivery, I didn't notice your post.
hopefully you're still here, enjoy.
>>3092686
Everything she did in that episode was just as stupid as what the other Rubies did.
>>3092686
to be fair both of them were pretty stupid
>>3092705
Cute as fug
it's out :^)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4cvkuz_su-barn-mates_fun
>>3092705
I am, thank you c:
>>3092666
Good idea Santa
>>3092710
I swear she's smarter when as Garnet.
Flirting during a -->simple baseball game<-- is not stupid.
>>3092739
I think that's mostly Sapphire, but Ruby seems to be slowly dragging her down as well.
>>3092686
Maybe she is just as stupid as other rubies
>>3092417
That's fucking perfect. Thanks man.
Oh shit we missed the episode
>>3092739
i feel like ruby's stupidity and emotion balances sapphire sapphire's coldness
>>3092785
>missed
>>3092785
I saw it last Saturday like everyone else.
>>3091951
Hope Pearl is fine.
>>3092777
No problem.
>>3093018
pearl is much better than fine. thank you!
>>3093042
That's not how ratings work.
>>3093018
holy shit, that's good.
>>3091907
Magneto as a gem
>>3093042
I watched it today too.
>>3093018
Nice paddles.
>>3093252
>that "english"
>>3093310
They messed up one plural.
>>3093310
Probably not a native speaker.
>>3093264
pearlmethyst is the purest ship
>>3093343
Aye.
>>3093343
What about Pearlven?
>>3093388
Nah, Steven x gem pairs aren't my cup of tea.
>>3093333
Did you even read it?
>>3092011
Have to stop, but this is what I had so far for this one.
>>3092056
Second.
>>3093343
>not Perearl
>>3093705
>>3093705
>peridot x anyone
>>3093729
>multi-shipping
>>3093705
Pearidot is a better name.
>>3093753
You got a problem?
>>3088380
if it's got a penis, would I just pretend it's not there? Do I really have to do anal?
>>3093781
Polyamory isn't real love but shallow fodder.
>>3093753
peridot shouldn't be shipped with anyone
>>3093419
>>3093833
Thanks.
>>3093829
I only pair her with Lapis. That was since Warp Tour.
>>3093833
kill yourself already
>>3093901
lapis is objectively the worst gem
>>3093912
Anon's only helping by giving upscale images.
>>3093939
fuck off indexer
>>3094015
>Only issue I have is how much of a cunt she is towards everyone who's not Steven
>>3094057
>>3094015
>You somehow understand why
I did before Same Old World, then it just became apparent that's she's a mega cunt towards them for no reason.
>>3094015
A lot of people miss that she regrets what she did to Peridot. You can see it when Steven's scolding her about what she did.
She literally hasn't been "a cunt" since.
>>3093833
It is now my headcanon that the adults of Beach City had awesome-ass adventures together when they were younger.
>>3094057
Slowly but surely.
>>3094072
All that can really add up is that she hates being used as a tool. Which is why she was pissed at Peridot for interrogating her before.
Too bad she is a tool.[spoiler]Bud Dum Tss[/spoiler]
>>3094133
It's great that Steven influenced on her to make amends with Peridot. Lapis needs to give people a chance.
>>3094184
They probably did.
>>3094197
She is though. Steven got through to her about getting to know people first. She didn't bite the heads off any of the CG when she was around them.
She just has resting bitch face now. I know how that is because I have it too.
>>3094184
It is now my headcanon that the adults of Beach City had awesome ass-adventures together when they were younger.
ok, so are you really interested in a roguelike SU game?
>>3094308
Just Vidalia.
And maybe Greg with Rose.
>>3094311
I would definitely play any SU game. I wish I could have gotten Bluestacks to work so I could play ATL.
>>3094304
All in all, I don't hate Lapis as a character or a person but let's hope we can get that happy Lappy eventually.
>>3094343
Vidalia's Slutty Adventures
>>3094356
I'd watch that series
>>3094354
The main thing I hate about Lapis is that nobody seems to want to hold her accountable for any of her actions. Garnet just seems to have no problem with her blatant abuse of fusion.
>>3094343
Don't forget Mr. Smiley.
>>3094354
Well Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service is coming up.
>>3094374
I think they care more about her just keeping her cool. Later she'll probably get what's coming though. Garnet seems relatively calm about the Malachite incident.
>>3094405
>a filler episode with a miyazaki reference in the tiltle.
>>3094463
>filler episode
When will this meme die?
>>3094520
I hope it dies soon so we don't have to live through filler episodes anymore.
>>3094520
It may have nothing to do with plot. Still sounds like a fun watch though.
>>3094552
Doesn't make it filler. Steven Universe is as much about the characters developing (maybe even more) as it is about the lore and plot.
>>3094712
Soon.
>>3094718
Where do you get that idea from?
>>3094740
>This is what lapidot shippers actually believe
>>3094784
It's at it's starting point, episodes were developed before season two even aired. It was predicted from the start.
>>3094814
>predicted
Please, I can't laugh any harder.
>>3094844
Glad to entertain you.
>>3094311
Absolutely
>>3094374
Well I think they want to approach the subject delicately, when it's appropriate.
>>3094740
>>3095157
We're at the point of multiple lapis dumps per thread now. Great
>>3095289
not much we can tlak about, sadly. Does anybody know if beef still comes around here? or even co?
>>3095289
lady of the semen
>>3095328
He does, but you'd have a better chance of talking to him in the discord.
He's not on right now though.
>>3095328
yeah, he does.
if anything, I'd reckon people go to here over /co/. fuck that place.
>>3095351
>someone_has_never_seen_a_dick_in_their_life.png
>>3095351
Everything after the first three pictures was shit. "Little girl can't handle BBC" is boring as fuck, not to mention almost always drawn by little white betas.
>>3095434
I meant first four.
>>3095463
>>3095471
After this it's garbage.
>>3095351
>>3095434
>le sub-85 iq apes are attractive meme
I'm not even some sort of fucking nazi, but it's an appropriate reaction to niggers being shoved into every facet of porn making at least 40% of it unwatchable
>>3095486
it was garbage from the start, anon
>>3095550
Nah, Lapis saying that stuff is super hot.
I want to see lapis killing niggers please
I am fucking tired of it all
>>3095589
Yeah but the black guys aren't
>>3095763
Was it in Joking Victim? The first I remember was Horror Club.
what are you listening to, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwzDxp2TC7I
>>3095795
You could always censor them.
>>3095365
Who are you?
>>3095763
>she STILL has that scar after Island Adventure
Sometimes it's the little things that keep you going.
>>3095813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTwrjbGCsIk
This game has very low replayability, but I love the music, perfect background noise.
>>3095843
With what? Pixelation still shows them and black bars just make it blacker.
>>3095813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
My favourite to relax to and dream of a better world
>>3095918
Paint over them.
>>3095918
Phallic foods
>>3095813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcofLYYH1yY
>>3095944
Paint it black?
>>3096015
No colors any more
>>3095885
dinklebop
>>3095813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BCEufoyKS8
>>3095813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FdX1D5hVg
>>3096053
Professor?
>>3096062
You can buy a print of that
http://ravenwilder.deviantart.com/art/Pearl-of-the-Valley-of-the-Wind-574457370
>>3095541
I'm not that unattractive I'd like to think.
>>3096269
Are you a nigger?
>>3096269
post pics?
>>3096304
>this is an plans is SUCKS'S. jajajajajaja
>>3096269
Are you a Moor?
>>3096125
uh?
>>3096315
Too pussy
>>3096440
Just post your arm or something you dumb nigger