HG thread
>if singles I'll go back to bed
>>2939639
Goodnight Buddy.
>>2939613
no
>>2939639
>tucks anon in bed
>kissus forehead
Goodnight dearie
>>2939633
He met a dreadful fate
>>2939639
Goodnight!
>>2939663
Go with me!
>>2939663
Why're you so mean to me all the time?
>>2939636
It shouldn't matter the situation if you're strong enough.
>>2939657
I'm always a chill guy. I don't think I'm ever not chill.
>>2939668
You're not wrong
>>2939669
A dreadful game of fate?
>>2939639
Have a good'un.
...Haven't you said that before?
>>2939656
I did, but you didn't give them back ~de geso.
>>2939682
It was a surprise attack by someone stronger than me ~de geso.
Eruna x Subaru
>>2939678
Depends.
>>2939682
You already knew what I was going to say.
>>2939694
I ship it.
>>2939691
You did not, you wouldn't even give me a kiss. A greedy bully.
>>2939639
Have a nice sleep!
>You'll never be asked to homecoming.
>>2939686
Do it
>>2939686
THERE IS NO GOD
>>2939639
Goodnight, sweet dreams, rest well, ect ect.
>>2939682
But you just admitted to acting creepy!
>>2939663
Hey Pep, go to prom with me...
Just kidding.
>>2939706
I'd gladly say the same to you.
However your sleep might last a little longer than his.
>>2939702
I said please and then you tried to make me pay to get my own stuff back ~de geso!
>>2939707
>>2939707
D-Don't give up, you'll make it. I-If someone like me got in...
>>2939707
Eh, that shit's overrated anyway.
>>2939707
>homecoming/prom will happen
>>2939728
And I was nice enough to give it back, not that you thanked me or anything. Bully.
>>2939726
Oh you're the lady who can remove her own head! That was surely a trick right? There's no way you can do that.
>>2939707
>already graduated high school
>already had awk homecoming dance and subsequent awk handjob
>>2939694
>subaru
and no
>>2939721
I've had enough of this.
Where are all the cute girls lining up for go with me?
>>2939744
I don't need to thank you. You're the one who stole them in the first place ~de geso.
Rarity-sama is finding a date for the Prom. I'm sure most of you here have been thinking of me. Chop, chop, line up and I'll make my choice.
>>2939691
Looks like you're not fit to be the lord of all humanity. It's truly a bummer.
>>2939694
>>2939695
>>2939701
>>2939717
You should ungay yourself, for our sake.
>>2939721
You're right, but there's a good reason for that.
>>2939752
A-are you blind? I did it in front of your very eyes, and you still doubt a dulahan's power?
>>2939732
Yer also a giant bird.
>>2939735
Yer just saying that because ye haven't got a date either.
>>2939769
Eh, why not? I've not nothing to lose.
>>2939769
Who?
>>2939769
Proms cancelled
>>2939768
Just you wait, I'm gonna call the authorities. They'll kick your ass.
>>2939761
Onii-chan is for older males...
You can call me onee-san, but you look older than me...
>>2939769
Go away, Spike is into Sunshit now.
>>2939762
At least your bowels didn't cock block you....
>>2939769
Sure, just let me get this cyanide infused tea through my system.
>>2939777
No u.
>>2939767
>Subaru
And yes.
>>2939790
>also not*
>>2939777
No.
>>2939809
No.
>>2939779
I almost had a heart attack that time. Are you saying I'm talking to an actual supernatural being? Well, Ghouls exists so...can you do it again?
>>2939777
I am too ~de geso!!!
>>2939798
I'm already friends with the police. I've even inkvaded the police station before ~de geso.
>Crashes into the thread, and starts beating the ever living shit out of everyone
>>2939769
take meeeeeee
>>2939797
>>2939791
>>2939790
It's the thought that counts, thanks but I don't fag Rarity anymore.
YOLO
>>2939805
Samus Ava when?
>>2939769
>blazes it up all over you
>>2939804
>Sunshit
Explain
>>2939819
Then... I'll kick your ass myself. I wont stand for this injustice.
>>2939790
But at least... you're a nice bird.
>>2939805
>I feel sorry for you.
>>2939790
..N-No, who needs proms and shit? I don't...
>>2939805
>not having a scat fetish
You lucked out if that put her off
>>2939820
>steps out of the way
>>2939820
wwwhyyyy...?
>>2939835
>the samus ava gives me their ridley folder
>never appears again
>metroid circlejerk died before it started
>mfw
>>2939820
.......
>>2939767
Why does it bother you? It just means you're popular.
>>2939777
Then you're not always chill...
>>2939838
Spike only gets it up for Sunset now.
>>2939859
That kid got fucking wrecked
>>2939820
>>2939830
Thank ye fer that.
>>2939841
Now yer just lying.
>>2939843
Mmm-hmm sure.
>>2939820
>Hides behind turtle
>>2939807
Please?
>>2939817
There's a money back guarantee if you don't like being straight.
>>2939819
Then you should have finished off that person for forcing you out of school!!
>>2939818
I did it once before, against my own will, mind you, and I will not do it again.
I'm not only a supernatural being, I'm a being that your feeble mortal mind couldn't even begin to comprehend.
>>2939820
[NOSTALGIAFAGS EXTERNALLY]
>>2939839
Don't think that I'm goink to hold back or anythink ~de geso...
>>2939889
...I would have died ~de geso.
>>2939868
I know, but this is all wrong!
>>2939889
....No.
>>2939859
That dude's a fucking bitch. He obviously can't fight first of all and second he keeps hitting him after he fell.
>>2939820
>dodges everything
so do you come here often?
>>2939889
Stop being a beta cuck.
>>2939820
Why!?
>>2939878
N-No! I'm not lying at all... honest.
>>2939861
>Quickly lost interest
>Had to leave HG for a while
>Still don't think I could do her consistently
>Mfw
Why don't everyone get a ship
If not prom is cancer
>>2939820
>gets beaten up
Yo-you're a monster!
>>2939868
I am in my own sense, and I'm sure most people would agree as well.
>>2939859
This is why school's get shot up.
>>2939917
sup cody
>>2939820
>Beats the ever loving shit out of in return.
>>2939903
>Puts fisticuffs up
>>2939914
I am not a nice bird.
>>2939920
No one would want to ship with me, that's a fact.
>>2939893
If you're a potential danger then I cannot let you roam free as you please! But first
>Pulls out RC detector
Stay still while I scann you!
>>2939920
Ships cost money negro. Runs about 500k$ for a decent sized one with furnishings
>>2939913
>>2939920
Because you have to go with someone you like amd have known for a while. It isn't easy and it doesn't happen suddenly. Sometimes it might now work out at all.
It can take some time.
>>2939939
no deal
>cody
>>2939903
Someone as powerful as you shouldn't be able to die.
>>2939904
You're crushing my soul here, Eruna. Don't be so mean to me.
>>2939913
I'm trying not to, but it's not all that easy trying to win over a lesbian.
>>2939904
Eh? Then what about this?
>>2939929
I would, but I'm not insane..
>>2939962
You will not be able to buy a ship.
>>2939969
Three characters, one word, starts with a k and on ys. Follow up on it.
>>2939980
And you're a beta fuckboii, the struggle will never work out.
What up you fucks?
>>2939964
>She panics and spins her scythe towards you on instinct
Y-you don't want to do that..! If you...value your life, I wouldn't recommend getting near such a dangerous being.
>>2939913
I don't really see Mami calling somebody a "beta cuck" as very IC, mate.
>>2939997
>kissu
Well, I need to sleep
Good night HG
>>2939953
What are you talking about... y-you look like one.
>>2939966
Try having a trillion dollar airship and then having it blown to smithereens by a blasted puffball of all things.
>>2939917
Fug. Well, if you ever decide to bring her back out, I'll be here m8
>>2940004
What is a reaction image folder?
>>2940006
Sleep tight, Ocelot.
24 or 36?
>>2940006
Goodnight!
>>2939996
>>2939952
>She aims her tentacles.
>>2939980
Well... you're kind of right, but there's someone I know who's a lot stronger than I am ~de geso...
>>2940007
Really?
>>2940032
>Kissus and runs off
>>2940006
Stay warm.
>>2940029
36, please.
>>2940029
420
>>2940029
A 36 would be delightful.
FUCK YOU PROM
NOONE WANT TO SHIP WITH ME
>>2940029
36 sounds good
>>2939920
B-But its not easy. Supergirl is playing hard to get and I don't think they accept ships with inanimate objects.
>>2940017
I'll try, senpai.
>>2940044
>>2940006
Goodnight Ocelot, rest well old man.
>>2939997
Oh Hey Mr. Act.
>>2940031
Go skydive without a parachute and land in an ocean of razorblades.
>>2940062
Good, suffer you lil' shit.
>>2940062
Stop being a little pussy and make it happen.
>>2940041
Yes, really.
>>2939920
I already devote most of my life to my work as a Ghoul Investigator. If I had a special someone I couldn't give her the attention she would deserve.
>>2940001
Now don't-
>dodges
Be so-
>Dodges
>Stubborn Lala!
>Parries one swing as he approaches
This will onlly take a a few seconds, let me scan your body just in case, this is for your safety!
>>2939990
Of course you're not. You're a robot.
>>2939996
You may be right, but I can't stop now. I'm in too deep.
>>2940006
Goodnight.
>>2940032
And who's that?
>>2940062
That's the spirit!
>>2940064
Iida's an inanimate object and he got a date.
You'll do fine.
>>2940041
>Why did you leave him, why vul? He was just a sailor....why couldn't you save them....why did you leave them behind. Why couldn't you save sailor dee?
>>2940083
REAAAAAAALLY?
>>2940005
Show me your face and I might kiss you back.
>>2940077
Yo blueberry
>>2940095
Her name's Chizuru and I work for her at the Lemon. She's really scary ~de geso...
>>2940109
What are ye talkin' about?
He's fine!
The Invisible Games
First 36
Feel free to think up codenames or something.
>>2940144
Luluco
>>2940144
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2940144
Joris Cullen
>>2940088
..Tch! Why are you so stubborn! And a mortal, of all things.
>...
Fine, I accept, get this over with if you like your head where it stands.
>>2940144
Lala
>>2940110
>>2940110
Y-Yeah... really.
>>2940144
The Halbird
>>2940144
Sundown
>>2940144
Kicky Purple eye
>>2940088
>>2940001
>Watches as you fight with green words
>Tries to catch one
>Pass through hand
>Is confused
>>2940105
Shiiit. All I need is the crowbar and I'm all set then.
>>2940144
Red Hood
>>2940144
Taokaka
>>2940144
Loto
>>2940144
Ringabel
>>2940144
Brotherly King Kaito
>>2940095
I don't know why, but every time you call me a robot it feels like an insult, not when others do it though..
>>2940116
I still don't mind that nickname.
>>2940144
Eruna
>>2940144
Satoru Fujinuma
>>2940144
Squid Girl
>>2940144
Human Typhoon
>>2940144
Noodle
>>2940144
Spike
>>2940152
Ok, I'll be humorin' ye fer now.
>>2940144
Classy Raven
>>2940120
I doubt some girl named Chizuru should be strong enough to take down the girl that wants to take over the world. I think you're being a little melodramatic here.
>>2940144
Natsuki Subaru
>>2940144
Akiyama Mio
>>2940144
Machi
>>2940144
Stocking
>>2940144
Haise Sasaki
>>2940144
Allison Reynolds
>>2940144
Mary
>>2939980
I'm just not into you.
>>2939990
Where are the cute girls!?
>>2940148
I am taking you to the homecoming
>>2940144
Baki Hanma
>>2940166
Speechless of my powers, mortal? I can't say I blame you, it's only a natural reaction of such a feeble creature.
>>2940144
Kamen rider Maha
>>2940144
Eggman-kun
>>2940159
Old sunfag or New filler sunfag?
>>2940144
Crabman "The Creator" Okayado
>>2940144
Kuga the Sealed One
>>2940144
Asakura Ryoko
>>2940205
You are if your name is Major Ocelot
>>2940186
...Okay.
>>2940195
Bring back linkle.
>>2940144
Sagume Kishin
>>2940215
Just filler
>>2940144
The Player
>>2940216
>That chapter
Good work out there, Crab. Keep it up.
>>2940144
Aussa
Codename: Charmer
>>2940175
I don't know why you would be insulted over something that's basically true.
>>2940201
That's all you had to say, but instead you kept giving me hints and signals.
>>2940144
Plain Bread Chan
>>2940237
I aim to please.
>>2940228
Are you really going with that cancer ? Let a real man take care of you
>>2940175
Mr. Act doesn't bother me either.
>>2940144
>>2940150
By the way if you want to give me a nickname Crow works.
>>2940201
My sister Kaiko is pretty cute, but she doesn't come here.
>>2940242
I don't know either! Maybe I just need to forget about it..
>>2940232
>hahaha, this is pretty great
>>2940208
Did you get him?
>>2940188
You have no idea ~de geso...
>>2940166
Miss Akiyama, please stay back! This is a supicious person I'm dealing with, she is armed and dangerous!
>>2940151
Thank you very much! Now this will take just a second...
>Glides his portable RC detector all around your body from feet to head
>weird beep beep noises
...Huh. You're clean. Thank you very much Miss Lala
>Gives chodolate bar
>>2940255
Real men have faces. You don't.
>>2940265
.........
>>2940242
"no" and "I'm gay" seemed pretty straightforward to me.
>>2940264
Most brother's don't try to get there sisters hooked up like that...
>>2940268
Hmmph! His time has not come yet, he's a stubborn one, I'll admit, but like all mortals his day will come like the rest.
>>2940273
I-I'm what..? And what is this? You offer mortal food to such a dangerous force of nature?
What did you just do to me, explain yourself, mortal!
>Overwatch
>Battleborn
King Of Fighters is where it's at, plebs.
>>2940273
Are you yourself also not armed and dangerous as well as suspicious in your own weird little way?!
Post yer themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gLNomXwlw
>>2940277
The rebel style, I like that
>>2940299
Don't make me fag Kula/Vanessa
>>2940231
I'm not Linkle, you idiot.
>>2940294
I can be your cool older brother who helps you skirt chase as well.
>>2940144
Furry porn
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLt8RIibgjo
>>2940264
Or you could embrace it and become stronger because of it.
>>2940269
I have a pretty good idea, and it has something to do with you not being as strong as you say you are.
>>2940294
You beat around the bush too much. How do you expect to get girls by not being direct?
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-3Q5KVMf0M
>>2940321
Go for Kula nigger
I want to Baka the Ice Fairy
The ships are not canon
>>2940297
A peaceful and painless natural death in his sleep?
>>2940262
Ahem!
>Clears my throat.
Life is your stage! Fate is your script! And those around you might as well just be props! You are Mr. Main Act.
>>2940294
Oh, are you saying you're some sort of deviant?!
>>2940341
I'm built strong! Don't worry about it I'm fine.
>>2940341
>>2940305
You have a very nice theme.
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0mC__bGcmM
>>2940322
>linkle
>>2940345
>mfw too many avas planned
>>2940301
But I'm wearing my expensive offical investigator uniform! I'm not suspicious when I work for the government! Besides, I'm very fashonable...
>>2940297
I was looking for your RC level, it seems you are under the acceptable level so you aren't a ghoul. Isn't that good news Miss Lala?
>>2940363
I swear to god, anon.
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgq5OTPG9tM
>>2940328
Woah, you're like someone else I know.
>>2940341
Again,
"No" seems like a direct answer to me
>>2940353
W-what did I say?
>>2940305
https://youtu.be/Q4IkgjXboAI
>>2940305
https://youtu.be/cizADbZppec
https://youtu.be/7xfHbUQ4pbU
https://youtu.be/bC3eOOMs0-w
https://youtu.be/KnsrikedXJ8
https://youtu.be/kr07WHwrB_4
>>2940358
I didn't expect ye would be here!
>>2940353
I'm not that egotistical.
>>2940353
I wasn't worried about it. I already know you're not weak and fragile like Miku.
>>2940354
It's okay kid, maybe one day you'll be fit enough to take over the world. I believe in you.
>>2940376
>r63 link
Wiggins
>>2940269
>>2940395
I will ~de geso!
>>2939707
>The only way you'll go is by asking someone who doesn't care that much
>>2940405
BARON PLS
>>2940405
Does this mean I'm goink to win ~de geso?
>>2940405
It's good.
>>2940405
All seems operational...
Let's sail!
>>2940417
Good idea.
>>2940392
Shut the fluff up feather faced freak.
I just realized something
the best way of describing hg (in particular anyone who has made goals, standards, or plans) is
the road to hell is paved with good intentions
>>2940375
>gotta go
>boss is here :(
>>2940378
You said it like you meant "yes".
>>2940405
I'm prepared for the worst.
>>2940408
I look forward to seeing your foreign policies when you take over.
>>2940423
Pls what? And will you stop mistaking him for me?
>>2940405
Looks like the whole "codename" thing was not too popular.
The roster is good. Let's begin.
>>2940311
I'd suggest you find someone else but I think you're a lost cause.
>>2940405
>mobile
o sht
>>2940378
You said I shouldn't try to set my sister up, but she's shy and needs help sometimes, so the only reason I wouldn't try to set her up with a date is if the other person is a deviant! So you must be a deviant!
>>2940393
Oh really? I thought It was kinda cool...
>>2940395
Miku can handle herself! As I'm sure you saw..
>>2940405
I like this district.
>>2940392
I'm not.
>flips over
>reveals to be a cardboard cutout
>>2940405
Hey, Joris, you can call me Crow if you want.
>>2940442
pretty much
>>2940433
It ain't the same man. That's like bein a starter cause you play for the Sixers.
>>2940405
Looks great!
>>2940405
So what are we doing exactly?
>>2940405
Been a while since I've been late, huh. Good luck out there, folks.
>>2940446
First, humans will become slaves to my inkvasion force and I ~de geso.
>>2940443
>going on HG at work
You could be playing video games instead.
>>2940375
Hah! My powers are so strong that they're simply unreadable, did you really expect any less from a Knight of Hades?
>>2940446
How do you even get that kinda context through text?
>>2940465
Wh-What?
I just said most brothers don't do that! Nothing to do with me in particular!
>>2940399
I swear to fuck...
>>2940442
I've picked these from various threads.
"Welcome to HG, where even if you try, you lose."
"I don't care about your events, as long as I am the victor!"
">existing-It's like you want to be shitposted."
All these define HG imo.
>>2940505
>Parsee
>>2940465
Being an egotist and being cool don't usually go hand in hand though blues.
>>2940378
Who?
>>2940514
Alright, now you're just trying to piss me off.
>>2940504
It's like, bein a starter on a team is usually cause you pretty good, but on a team as bad as the Sixers, you got guys you ain't ever heard of, and ain't ever gonna hear from again, startin.
>>2940514
I am not a fucking elf.
>>2940531
Screw you, I'm hilarious
>>2940535
Yes you are, don't lie to me.
>>2940535
You look like an elf.
>>2940535
That'd be an insult to elves.
>>2940494
IT'S A WALKER!
>Shoots in the head
>since the only people who died in the bloodbath are in this slide for the sake of speed i will only show this one
>>2940465
I'm completely different in regards to normal, everyday thugs. She may have won against me, but she won't win against them.
>>2940491
I don't think that'll work out well. We may rise up and destroy you if you make us slaves. If you pay us, however, we'll just go about our day like it's normal.
>>2940497
I can tell by the way you were staring at me. I thought there might have been a chance, and I thought "why not take it?"
>>2940535
That's exactly what a dirty elf would say
Are elves for sexual?
>>2940538
No, no you aren't.
>>2940520
My cousin.
>>2940535
You're still a cute
>>2940533
I think I can sorta relate to what you're saying man.
>>2940533
I still don't know what yer talkin' about but I'll just be assumin' it's not great.
>>2940548
Did Rick just RP?
Someone cap this
>>2940562
>Sol
>>2940553
It's not like it's hard to escape from this place. You people just like glorifying it for some reason.
>>2940535
So you're Vulcan?
>>2940443
Tell him his rp is bad
I really love all of you. I'd honestly meet up with you guys if half of us weren't on different continents or underage.
>>2940542
Just because a black guy looks like a monkey doesn't make him one.
>>2940541
I am not.
>>2940547
Just how you're an insult to all anons.
>>2940556
No it would not.
>>2940555
You rolled a one for insight
>>2940555
No can do. When I say humanity will pay, I don't mean with money ~de geso.
avoid these people
>>2940561
Your cousin sounds like an amazing person.
>>2940562
>katana
>strength
unless it's a 3000$ one, nope
go euro-swords for war cringe man instead of a dueling sword
>>2940494
>Knight of Hades
>a woman
>a woman that's not wearing any armor
Surely you jest
>>2940580
I am a Youkai.
>>2940494
I guess you do have quite the healthy body Miss Lala! Aside of the whole removable head of course...
>>2940582
There's a few people that live within driving distance of me
I'd be willing to get lunch or alcohol or whatever
>>2940592
>People who are even newer then me are in this group
>Still not invited
Should I feel good about this, orrr?
>>2940562
>Blockchain
This is a thing that exists IRL?
>>2940553
Day 1
>this feeling when since im using an old code its got all the old problems
>>2940592
Hey look!
It's me!
>>2940547
>>2940585
>Just how you're an insult to all anons.
She fucking roasted your ass, anon.
>>2940592
>>2940585
So your an Italian smurf.
>>2940592
I'll avoid Souda, on the grounds that he's an ungrateful bitch
>>2940582
No (You), kys.
>>2940592
Kys as well.
>>2940592
>Tfw you don't steam at all
Feels good mane.
>>2940595
Kanabo > swords anyway
>>2940615
2/2
>>2940573
>Come on, I'm not that bad. Give me some credit here.
>>2940595
The only advantages they had were being able to poke through solid armor like a soda can a few times.
>>2940585
You are tho
>>2940590
Good think I'm doing a strength only build.
>>2940591
Then we wont listen. You have to pay us in order to work us to the bone.
>>2940594
No, he's a shit
>>2940622
What is an Italian?
>>2940611
Post your steam and I'll invite you my friend.
Actually, you can join chat without being invited.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Plznokillself
>>2940636
AHAHA-...ahahaha....
>is kill
>>2940636
AAAAAAAAAA
>>2940553
Now, time to survive!
>>2940592
Still don't know if it's a good thing or not that I'm not in any HG groups.
>>2940623
Say that to my face fucker and not online.
>>2940648
Those who don't listen will just have to be removed ~de geso.
>>2940659
>tfw Souda literally just invited
Th-Thanks Soda-can...
>>2940648
So long as you understand
>>2940640
Katanas were basically used to keep the unarmored fleshy farm peasants from rising up, they used heavier stuff for armored up fights
>>2940666
>Good or bad thing
It doesn't fucking matter if you post in anywhere else nigga.
>>2940636
Night1
1/2
I think I'm gonna rest up a bit. Seeya 'round, folks.
>>2940615
I definitely know how to use this.
>>2940649
Well then.. How's that?
>>2940657
I'unno smelly dudes who aren't from Paris.
>>2940621
I like you, Squid-chan
>>2940680
All you niggers have to do is ask to join. I literally don't give a fuck who's in it.
>>2940680
>tfw I wanted to invite you so I could become your friend
Th-Thanks Soda-can...
>>2940687
2/2
>>2940689
Good.
l want to inkvade the surface with Squidgirl
>>2940688
Night
>>2940688
Good night sweetheart~
>>2940687
Ambushed just got beat at his own game
>Mokou
>>2940702
Kys Mouseface.
>>2940687
I uh.... MEANT to do that!
>Vul
>>2940712
>Parsee
>>2940723
>Parsee
>>2940548
>She miraculously survives using epic RP black magic
Hmmph! Was that supposed to pain me, mortal? I'll warn you it's going to take a lot more than that.
>>2940597
You truly doubt an incarnate of death? Seems you already have your fate sealed as another soul to my collection.
>>2940608
As it should be, I try my best to keep my physical body in top shape.
>Lala
>>2940744
>eesraP
>>2940744
>Ramsay
>>2940697
>tfw don't want to ask in the thread so I don't look like an autist
>tfw don't know if i have you on steam or not
>Shoots in the face again
Stay down, Walker!
>Rick
>>2940744
>finn
>>2940757
You can find me on there, r-right? I'm This Little Shit.