HG thread Let's cook a squid.

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>>2909305
No! I hate you just leave already! Go to sleep!

>>2909310
Nothing is wrong but you cross dressing what causes the problem!

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>>2909332
Gonna have to bribe me for that one.

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>>2909332
Well just think of me as a girl like everyone else and you'll be fine~

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>>2909313
>>2909323
>I sometimes feel like a literal who. Can't help it. Plus i am not happy with how i ar pee this furry.

>>2909316
A little? I am actually trying not to reveal my indifference to the spilling of blood

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>>2909340
Can I think of you as a bloodbag?

>>2909347
U-um... Sure I guess miss?

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>>2909353

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>>2909353
Goodie

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>>2909346
Just the whispering red riding.

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>>2909317
>Sits down.
>Sips from her beverage.
>Waits for dinner.
>Pretends to not draw attention or exist.
>>2909302
Even if you have that much of a troublesome life... People who have acknowledged me have died, I'm supposed to be dead, those who acknowledge me succumb to the same fate I should've met... It's better if you'd were to avoid me, as soon as they even mention my name they have the chance of suddenly dying to even a pair of scissors dropping, an umbrella... even the human heart might just stop pumping blood around.
>Continues staring at her beverage.

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>>2909340
That would be weird!

>>2909339
Your bribe would be a mountain of lettuce!

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>>2909328
Lady, we all die at some point. It could be a botched Tombstone Piledriver, a car accident or a disease. What matters is how we live, and i live to see myself becoming the best there ever is on the civilized side of the world. And after that i can die happily.

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>>2909366
I'm not a rabbit, nor do I own a rabbit.

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>>2909370
If you wish to be the greatest and continue on living, I'd suggest you to not acknowledge me or my name. It won't end well... It never does for anyone, I don't exist and it should stay that way.

you are marrying the poster below you.
Reply mode

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>>2909386
If i can survive the worst kind of scum in the world, i can survive knowing your name.

>>2909387
ok

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Hey everyone

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>>2909387

>>2909395
welp

>>2909401
What the fuck are you doing, you're not supposed to give Ocelot (You)s.

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>>2909390
I doubt you're able to survive the supernatural curse that haunts upon it... Let's not talk about it or me or anything at all, it'll only end in pain and misery...

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>>2909362
I don't get it.

Ursula-sensei: I'm going to walk through that corn feild she lives in the middle of
Ursula-sensei: Knock on her wooden door.
Ursula-sensei: She's gonna waddle up there.
Ursula-sensei: And I'm going to be standing there in my star mask.
Ursula-sensei: Shining in the country sun.
Ursula-sensei: She's going to open it
Ursula-sensei: Her mutt barking

Godammit, Hoshi

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>>2909406
Just do you. No body has to influence how you want to act.

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>>2909404
As you wish, lady. But take my advice - stop worrying about things that MIGHT happen and live a little!

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>>2909413
Is this cryptic speech trying to tell me something or have you simply lost your wits, human?

>>2909412
Ursula-sensei: And the minute she does I'm going to go through 3 layers of her fat and just tap her button m8.
Ursula-sensei: She probably hasn't touched there sexually for decades.
Ursula-sensei: I'm going to run my hands over her 40 year old stretch marks.
Ursula-sensei: I'm going to back her up into the kitchen
Ursula-sensei: I slide my thighs between hers
Ursula-sensei: Pull out there's a rawshack mark on my heans
Ursula-sensei: jeans*
Ursula-sensei: Flip her around and just bang her right there in the kitchen
Ursula-sensei: Knocking over Asuka figures.
Ursula-sensei: I'm gonna take that picture of Yuno she has on the drawer next to her caved in bed. Flip it face down so she doesn't see.
Ursula-sensei: she's going to be washing the despair out of her sheets for weeks, m8
Ursula-sensei: I'd eat her asshole right off her body.

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2909387
I don't need make life wers

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>>2909426
Nope not at all.

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>>2909439
>Ursula-sensei: I'd eat her asshole right off her body.

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>>2909442
Can i go with both? I still can't figure out your message.

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Someone will not host in ten minutes.

LIIIIITRLEFIIIIIINGERRRRRRRRRR

>>2909461
The fuck you want?

>>2909465
Hi

>pets

>>2909474
He really likes scat.

>>2909474
Oh for fucks sake. (You)no fugg off.

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>>2909454
You can go with cryptic but I've definitely still got my wits.

>>2909479
Not Yuno you fokin twat

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>>2909480
Then you are just a blundering idiot with a low amount of wits. Understandable.

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>>2909387
I will marry the person below me.

>>2909486
Oh for fucks sake, which other cunt's pettin me at this time.

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>>2909488
Your the one missing your wits.

>>2909492
I want to pet you with a sledgehammer.

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>>2909492
You really can be slow at times.

>>2909501
Great, go fuck yourself.

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>>2909498
Not much of that going on here nor is it needed right now.

>>2909503
>Kissu

>>2909503
I am well aware that I'm slow.

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>>2909509
If I gave you a box, would you sit in it like my cat does?

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>>2909528
I might keep it myself to add to my collection of treasure if it's a good box. And i am not a feline.

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>>2909532
Shame I don't have a box then.

Are you guys waiting for host or for them to start the game?

>>2909553
A host

>>2909503
>kissu

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>>2909553
I'm waiting for the sign ups to a performance so I can go get myself a drink.

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>>2909544
I am sure you'll have something else to give me. Are you right handed or left handed?

>>2909503
>H-huggu

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>>2909553
Most of us are too busy circlejerking in the Chat.

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>>2909563
Right.

>>2909568
That's a real cool story blueberry knot mounds.

>>2909556
I-I could host I guess, but this will be my first time.

>>2909578
>Pets
It isn't all that bad. Just meme, trust me.

>>2909578
im sure you wont be too bad, as long as you use the autocropper

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>>2909568
top kek
>is good story
>please shutup
>skips 5 years
>is sucking your mom's dick

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>>2909573
Then you could give me your right hand. I'll make sure to make a clean cut.

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>>2909553
A person to host.

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>>2909592
Let's not and I'll pat you on the head with it instead.

>Tfw you main boy Vino is dead

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>>2909607
Do that and you will lose the hand anyway. For your safety, find me a box that you just mentioned.

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>>2909627
Nah. Lets see you get me.

TALK TO EACHOTHER

>>2909580
I could host without any programmes, is that alright?

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I should be a mod of /hga/

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>>2909651
Tempt me at the next game and i just might do that. I also might take more than just your hand.

>>2909652
can't
gotta into yahoo japan auctions

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>>2909660
That's oddly suggestive.

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>>2909652
I want to talk about blood.

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>>2909669
I'd rather think of it as painfull and suffering for you and fun and interesting for me.

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>>2909677
You seemed to miss the joke, and it'd kill all the humor to explain it.

reply to this and rate eachother

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First 24

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>>2909690
Are you sure you want to elaborate it at the cost of having your limbs torn from your body and living through to hear their bones crack?

What happened to Rei?

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>>2909694
You're all shit cunts

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>tfw Mion actually killed Rei irl

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>>2909694
Ok

>>2909695
Clawdia

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>>2909695
Yukine
>>2909700
Mion went to Texas and murdered him

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>>2909695
Cappy
>Female

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>>2909695
Eggman-kun

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>>2909695
Maria and Harusame

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>>2909695
Velouria

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>>2909695
Koyomi Araragi

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>>2909695
Joris Cullen

>>2909696
Sure. Sounds fun. If I tempted you, you'd want to take my hand, and more. You never said how I'm tempting you or how you want my hand.

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>>2909695
Vino

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Kotaro Fuma

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>>2909695
Lord Beerus

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>>2909712
New human from a different world. The thing i am wondering now is how tender your flesh or how tasty your blood is.

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>>2909695
Your main boy Vino

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>>2909695
Benedict

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>>2909719
You won't figure out red.

Fucking dumb niggers on VC with their banter.

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>>2909695
Jack Frost

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>>2909695
Himiko Toga

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>>2909727
Is that a challenge? Consider it accepted.

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>>2909703
>>2909704
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>>2909706
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>>2909720
>>2909722
Maybe I would host for you if you actually roleplayed.

>>2909734
oh no wow you got me, good job
wooo

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>>2909734
Role play? That's boring, can I just murder you?

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>>2909695
Vino

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>>2909734
you wasted 5 seconds of my miserable life
here's your (You)

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>>2909733
Sure. Why not it keeps things fresh. What if I win.

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>>2909695
Vino

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>>2909748
Name your terms.

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>>2909695
Vino.

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>>2909695
Vino.

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>>2909755
Don't actually have any reds. Was hoping you'd have thought of something to keep it interesting.

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>>2909695
Vino .

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>>2909695
Vino the dog

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>>2909767
If you win, i'll only take one limb from your body?

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give me (you)'s and R8 my avatars

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>>2909695
Vino's Tits

>>2909778
3/69/9/11

>>2909778
Where is the boxing dog? Your only good ava.

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Vino

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>>2909695
Shalashaska

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Vino .

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Vino's tits

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Vino's tits .

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>>2909773
If I win I doubt you'll have access to any limb of my body.

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>>2909803
Are you willing to risk it?

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Can I bite any of you guys?

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>>2909809
Why not sounds fun.

>>2909810
Why do you want to bite anyone?

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>>2909816
Because I'm hungry, why do you bite on food?

>>2909810
yes

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>>2909816
Oh it won't be fun for you once you feel a sudden loss of arm or leg functioning.

>>2909810
>>2909827
If you want to die, go for it.

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>>2909827
That's heavily implying we're all food.

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>>2909810
If you hee-like snow, sure, ho.

Mion: Lewd thoughts
• I want a big, meaty dick to slide inbetween my lips and nest itself on my tongue so I could wrap my tongue around it, slather it with my drool and worship it with my mouth like an idol. I want it to cover the inside of my mouth, my lips and my face with its hot juice. I want to feel every pleasure-filled throb of it. Then I want to lick all of it off and clean it, like a good slut. Slowly lick it from top to bottom, again and again. Take it inside my mouth up to its base and let it erupt all over me again. To love it in the sluttiest way possible.
To treasure it in the warm, tight and slippery embrace of my mouth. To squeeze every last bit of vigor out of it. To make myself belong to it, but also - to make it mine. Let the column of sexual meat overtake my saliva-leaking orifice. Let it establish its dominance over my lustful, saliva-dripping orifice.

Mion: Lewd thoughts
• I want a big, meaty dick to slide inbetween my lips and nest itself on my tongue so I could wrap my tongue around it, slather it with my drool and worship it with my mouth like an idol. I want it to cover the inside of my mouth, my lips and my face with its hot juice. I want to feel every pleasure-filled throb of it. Then I want to lick all of it off and clean it, like a good slut. Slowly lick it from top to bottom, again and again. Take it inside my mouth up to its base and let it erupt all over me again. To love it in the sluttiest way possible.
To treasure it in the warm, tight and slippery embrace of my mouth. To squeeze every last bit of vigor out of it. To make myself belong to it, but also - to make it mine. Let the column of sexual meat overtake my saliva-leaking orifice. Let it establish its dominance over my lustful, saliva-dripping orifice.

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Mion: Lewd thoughts
• I want a big, meaty dick to slide inbetween my lips and nest itself on my tongue so I could wrap my tongue around it, slather it with my drool and worship it with my mouth like an idol. I want it to cover the inside of my mouth, my lips and my face with its hot juice. I want to feel every pleasure-filled throb of it. Then I want to lick all of it off and clean it, like a good slut. Slowly lick it from top to bottom, again and again. Take it inside my mouth up to its base and let it erupt all over me again. To love it in the sluttiest way possible.
To treasure it in the warm, tight and slippery embrace of my mouth. To squeeze every last bit of vigor out of it. To make myself belong to it, but also - to make it mine. Let the column of sexual meat overtake my saliva-leaking orifice. Let it establish its dominance over my lustful, saliva-dripping orifice.

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>>2909829
>claws anon's stomach

>>2909839
Death is a chore for me, now which one of your flesh has the meat in it?

>>2909840
See, I'm food, your food, we are all food.

>>2909845
Snow?

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>>2909848
>>2909847

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>>2909851
Yours.

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>>2909847
>>2909848
>>2909850

Mion: Lewd thoughts
• I want a big, meaty dick to slide inbetween my lips and nest itself on my tongue so I could wrap my tongue around it, slather it with my drool and worship it with my mouth like an idol. I want it to cover the inside of my mouth, my lips and my face with its hot juice. I want to feel every pleasure-filled throb of it. Then I want to lick all of it off and clean it, like a good slut. Slowly lick it from top to bottom, again and again. Take it inside my mouth up to its base and let it erupt all over me again. To love it in the sluttiest way possible.
To treasure it in the warm, tight and slippery embrace of my mouth. To squeeze every last bit of vigor out of it. To make myself belong to it, but also - to make it mine. Let the column of sexual meat overtake my saliva-leaking orifice. Let it establish its dominance over my lustful, saliva-dripping orifice.

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>>2909839
>Freezes you.
>Bites you.
>You like this.

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>>2909851
Yep, hee-ho! In other words, water that's hee-really cold, hee-ho!

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Give me (You)'s

what are our official ships?

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>>2909857
So, what's a "yours?" Is it in your stomach?

>>2909866
That's just for drinks, and you are a solid.

Mion: Lewd thoughts
• I want a big, meaty dick to slide inbetween my lips and nest itself on my tongue so I could wrap my tongue around it, slather it with my drool and worship it with my mouth like an idol. I want it to cover the inside of my mouth, my lips and my face with its hot juice. I want to feel every pleasure-filled throb of it. Then I want to lick all of it off and clean it, like a good slut. Slowly lick it from top to bottom, again and again. Take it inside my mouth up to its base and let it erupt all over me again. To love it in the sluttiest way possible.
To treasure it in the warm, tight and slippery embrace of my mouth. To squeeze every last bit of vigor out of it. To make myself belong to it, but also - to make it mine. Let the column of sexual meat overtake my saliva-leaking orifice. Let it establish its dominance over my lustful, saliva-dripping orifice.

>>2909867
CANT IRK THE MERC

>>2909867
Mion: Lewd thoughts
• I want a big, meaty dick to slide inbetween my lips and nest itself on my tongue so I could wrap my tongue around it, slather it with my drool and worship it with my mouth like an idol. I want it to cover the inside of my mouth, my lips and my face with its hot juice. I want to feel every pleasure-filled throb of it. Then I want to lick all of it off and clean it, like a good slut. Slowly lick it from top to bottom, again and again. Take it inside my mouth up to its base and let it erupt all over me again. To love it in the sluttiest way possible.
To treasure it in the warm, tight and slippery embrace of my mouth. To squeeze every last bit of vigor out of it. To make myself belong to it, but also - to make it mine. Let the column of sexual meat overtake my saliva-leaking orifice. Let it establish its dominance over my lustful, saliva-dripping orifice.

>>2909868
Jesus x Vert

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>>2909867
Here's an Asuka (You)s.

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>>2909867
>Izaya is Vino
cute penis/10

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>>2909851
Get a bit older, lose the crab hands. Then I'll eat you.

>>2909839
That's implying you can stop any of those functions.

>>2909867
Not Tony Abbot/10
Not Tony Abbot/10
Not Tony Abbot/10
Some faggot that drinks with me
My drug dealer
Not Tony Abbot/10
Is that, could it be?!

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>>2909860
>It was a hologram :^)

>>2909872
When i am done eating your flesh, it will be.

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>>2909887
Oh goodie, My own Asuka (You)!

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>>2909891
Usually tearing them off does the job, wouldn't you agree?

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>>2909872
Hee-well, truth's the hee-truth, ho.

>>2909868
luna x raven
Moko x ocelot
Iida x aizawa
all confirmed

>>2909867
Where the fuck is the boxing dog?

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>>2909915
Hi Shorty

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>>2909891
That's too long, I can't lose these, and can I eat you after you eat me?

>>2909896
Sweet, then I'll eat you, it's so nice I met people who understand the importance of eating meat.

>>2909909
Wait a minute, does this make you a snowman?

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>>2909902
I guess, your implying that I'd let you do that.

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>>2909920
Too bad, sure you can surgery is crazy now a days, and no you can't.

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>>2909920
Yep! I'm the snowiest snowman in this hee-arena, ho!

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>>2909920
Won't matter what you do if you kill me. I take it you are a predator that eats meat to survive, just like i do.

>>2909924
I very much doubt you'll have a say in the matter once i got you where i want you.

>>2909914
>tfw gone for a week
>tfw miss prom announcement
>tfw miss the bottom ship
when did it happen ?

>>2909950
Just the other day

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>>2909934
Yes I can! It's the only thing that's keeping me alive, a blue portal that revives me!

>>2909935
What's with the hat? are you frosty?

>>2909941
Nope, I just take the blood, sure the meat is tasty for a snack.
And what's a prey-day-tour?

REAL NIGGA HOURS
SMASH THAT REPLY BUTTON IF U UP

___ have abandoned us.

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>>2909960
Someone that hunts prey for meat.

>>2909968
testicles

>>2909968
Gods

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>>2909960
The hat, ho? Well, it's my hat, hee-ho! I had this my hee-whole life, ho! Oh, and I always feel frosty, for hee-obvious reasons, ho.
>>2909968
God

>>2909968
ofh

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>>2909976
What if a predator meets with another predator? Do they eat eachother?

>>2909981
Can I see your hand?

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>>2909941
How old are you reds? Cause this is all pretty suggestive.

>>2909960
No you can't eat me girly.

>>2909968
Hostess... I'll never have another twinkie.

>>2909968
Deez nutz

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>>2909980
They're still here

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>>2909990
>He holds out his right hand.
Hee-why, ho?

>>2910000
Nice clear quads you evil bastard

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>>2909994
Why not?!

>>2910004
I want to bite it.

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How to use all these goddamn autocroppers and shit, too hard for me.

>>2910015
>kissu

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>>2909990
They can either try to kill eachother, part ways because they are not interested or hunt together.

>>2909994
I am not looking for a mate to call my own, if that is what you are thinking of.

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>>2910012
Well, go ahead, hee-ho?

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>>2910022
Can we do all three?

>>2910025
>bite on the snow hand and immediately turns on the floor
Ow ow, my mind hurts what is this!?

>>2910015
Ask again when I'm home and I'll help you and shit.

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>>2910037
>>2910037
>>2910037
Get going lads

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>>2910038
When it comes to blow, i am afraid we cannot. unless you ask for mercy which, depending on the circumstances, i might or might not give.

>>2910051
fuck off and die

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>2910038
>-10!
Humans call your reaction a hee-brainfreeze, or something like that, hee-ho. I warned you, but hee-oh well, ho!

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>>2910059
Why would I ask for mercy? There's no need for me to give up.

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>>2910076
Does snow crush the mind? It's crushing mine.

>>2910076
>>2910038
>Huh. Link messed up.

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>>2910002
God isn't froggy.

>>2910022
Sheesh should check how your saying things then. Someone might take you seriously.

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>>2910089
Hee-no, it just hee-really hurts your head and teeth, ho!

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>>2910012
Cause i'm full of drugs.

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>>2910099
What does a snowman even eat? Other snow? Do you know this pain?

>>2910100
I can handle "drugs", besides I just want blood.

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Get out of our threads!
/erp/

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>>2910096
Just trust me on this one

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>>2910080
Good. I cannot stand cravens and cowards anyway.

>>2910096
Not my problem that the average human doesn't know of danger even when it looks at them straight in the eyes.

I BEEN HIGH
I BEEN LOW

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>>2910134
Well, I hee-don't have a hee-stomach, so I don't really eat, ho! Oh, and of course not, hee-silly!

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>>2910134
Fuck you it's my blood and I'll choose what I do with it.

>>2910149
No can do. Prove to me god exist and you'll get my dollar.

>>2910157
Your not dangerous though. Maybe if you bit me hard enough you'd draw blood but that's any person.

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>>2910157
But chasing those is so fun! It feels rewarding finally killing them off.

>>2910160
A creature that can't eat? How do you enjoy life?!

>>2910174
Oh. Ok.

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>>2910174
Well, I'm here.

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>>2910174
I have no reasons to be dangerous now. I am a halfblood Wolfskin, but i am not a feral beast waiting for it's next hapless victim to show off.

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>>2910175
Oh i know...The thrill of finally scoring a kill after a long chase is the second best feeling..after tasting fresh, warm blood.

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>>2910175
Hee-making friends, killing people for the hee-ho of it...Not everything is about hee-eating, ho!

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>>2910175
Yup.

>>2910177
Your not a god ribbits. Your a girl with a rack.

>>2910181
You act like it sometimes. Whats even a wolfskin, something like a cosplayer acting like a wolf?

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those fuckers are actually still in the /erp/ thread

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>>2910193
Blood is the best, since it can make me a portal, and because it's splattered everywhere.

>>2910196
You can make friends? Teach me!

>>2910211
Yep.

>>2910217
>You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

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>>2910211
A humanoid with a wolflike appearance and with the ability to shapeshift into a monster easily capable of acting like one should expect of a monster.

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>>2910233
...Waste of a good oppurtunity for a drink.

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>all these idiots who think Im the one shitposting
Holy fuck my sides

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>>2910236
Acting like a monster should? Sheesh girl, you think people had learned by now everyone's a monster. You can look however you want. Your actions define you, you could be a giant creature with huge claws and teeth, but be a giant teddy bear instead.

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>>2910248
Well I kinda have to, I don't want to lose progress, splattered blood is the easiest for me to collect the blue pellets.

>>2910251
Fuck off Krystal.

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>>2910233
Well, here's how you hee-do it, ho! First, you greet them with "Hello!" or "Howdy!"
After they respond to that, ask them how hee-they are feeling, ho. If they are happy, say "Great!" and ask them why they are sad if hee-they hee-say they are sad, ho! That's the basics, hee-ho!

>>2910267
No you

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>>2910269
What if I want to eat them? Squidgirl looks tasty.

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>>2910211
Nevermind, then

>>2910279
I swear to fuck if you eat my senpai I'm eating yours

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>>2910258
Did i also tell you that i am a halfblood and because of human genes i look far less feral than a normal Wolfskin? We also do not kill for sport, but only to feed ourselves or when we are threatened by poachers who hunt us for our fur.

And i am..How do say this? I know atleast a basic amount of court etiquette from the country i have my roots.


>>2910262
...So you actually tasted the blood of royalty? How does it taste? is it cold or warm?

Izaya is based as fuck.

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ERP threads are scary.

>>2910294
>Izaya is fucking basic.
ftfy

>>2910294
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

>>2910296
Now stay here you piece of shit

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>>2910284
You wouldn't eat your own child now? Actually that's sounds like a nice family activity, I'm gonna ask dad to do that when I see him.

>>2910288
I have no idea squids and weird long arm baddies were "royalty" but they do taste liquidly and cold.

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>>2910279
Hee-do that after doing what I told you, hee-ho.

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>>2910315
I don't know about that.

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>>2910318
Cold blood.....disgusting. How do you even tolerate it?

>>2910327
I love you.

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>>2910288
I'm an actor of human decent, the only really capable of speech to this level species from where I come.

>>2910281
Ah come on your giving up that easily on your religion?

You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

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>>2910319
Alright I'll do it when I see someone I want to be friends with. Unless being picky is bad.

>>2910332
Most of the baddies I fought had cold blood, I think it's because they were all underwater.

>>2910344
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

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>>2910347
Hee-being picky with people is fine, hee-ho!

>>2910318
Y-You're not my daughter

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>>2910341
I don't have time to convince you

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>>2910362
Alrighty, thanks Frosty!

>>2910363
I know, the redhead is.

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>>2910369
So you don't have time to shill out for your religion.

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>>2910338
Love you too.

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>>2910382
Yes

>>2910385
R-Really?

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>>2910380
No problem, uh, what's your hee-name, ho?

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Man that club was crazy!

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>>2910400
Sorta kinda.

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>>2910409
Clawdia.

>>2910418
Hello!

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>>2910358
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

>>2910422
Only sorta?

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>>2910423
Hey!
>you see even now she's dancing

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>>2910391
Shame I guess.

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>>2910439
>starts hopping on the floor
How are you?!

>>2910423
Alright, ho! The name is Jack Frost, hee-ho! Frosty is fine as well, ho! See you later, hee-ho!

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>>2910452
>Image

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>>2910452
Bye!

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>>2910452
What else say Ho and is rain colored fancy dapper clothes, son?

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN

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>>2910451
I'm great! See it catches everyone doesn't it?

SO FAR AWAYYYYYY WE WAIT FIR THE DAYYYYYYYYYY

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>>2910506
Great!
...
Why are we dancing?!

STANDING

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>>2910521
>

>>2910534
WE

>>2910534
ON THE EDGE

>>2910542
the

There's a Warcraft movie?

>>2910523
and every minute you're gone
I'm missing you so
now that you're so
far away
>>2910534
HERE

>>2910534
HERE

WAKE ME UP

>>2910560
when september ends

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Hey guys, thats a nice th-

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>>2910524
Im forced to move something to the beat, don't know about you though!

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>>2910560
Before you go go

Please give me a reason to quit forever, f.am

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>>2910567
>jumps away
Anyone whose forced to move is a bomb!
>jumps out of the thread

>>2910586
4chan.

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>>2910569
Dont leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

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>>2910586
Consider how toxic this community is

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>>2910613
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high...I have got to get out of this Tower.

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>>2910614

>>2910641
Please give me a reason to stay, spider-chan.

Friendly reminder that ERP RPs so hard that they have acces to alternate timelines and can travel through the multiverse at will

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>>2910676
>go ooc
>it was an alternate timeline all along
>change timeline every time I go ooc

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>>2910676
So what, I can do that too you know.

>>2910703
>use hosthelper
>timeline is broken
>Now i cant suck dick as a virgin anymore

Thanks, Aikawa.