HG thread
>>2898949
Guess thats good for me. Though Smug people are typically the fun ones to mess with when you think they could be cute.
>>2898947
>
>>2898983
Posters? So like wanted signs since you mentioned a reward.
>>2899015
I wasn't hitting on you though is the funnier part. Just took the opportunity to make a joke about you calling yourself an earth charmer with large breast.
>>2899054
Sounds like a good night.
>>2898973(Yuno)
It's called swing for a reason miss. I'm glad that my music has reached whatever country you live in. Well, I must go Yuno. Nice talking to you!
>Just went through that last thread in under 30 minutes.
Fucking hell.
...
Could someone remind me what day I left off on?
>>2899031
...It's fine. You were only trying to help.
>>2898983
Right, we don't want any of the food to be gone, i'll race you there!
>>2899061
Rather feel the pain then painlessly bleed to death, yes?
>>2899002
Gold digga? Eeeeeeeh, nah! Not that either! I'm just Tracer~!
>>2898972
Awww, well inn'that sweet of ya? Glad ya think so!
>ruffles your hair
>>2898999
Never been one to buy into all that spiritual meditation stuff! What, do ya just sit down and close your eyes?
>>2899015
'Ave ya now? Good on you for the winnin'!
Me? Ahh, just the usual. Pickin' up work wherever I can find it, fightin' evil and whatnot.
>spinning her guns on her fingers idly
>>2899023
Try what again? This~?
>she blinks over onto your other shoulder
>>2898974
I don't think you understand. The 40% of stuff I don't get done is just the stuff I don't find interesting. In other words, you and a few others are fucked.
>>2899085
>>2899061
I can understand why.
>>2899080
Last slide was Night 2
>>2899080
Night 2, don't overwork yourself miss.
>>2899080
>Night 2.
Sonic
>>2899080
You were on day 3
>>2899020
I hope so too, that way I'll die alot sooner and won't be so damn miserable. Thanks for the kind words
D-Die
>>2899075
Oh! Well... okay, bye!
I hope the dance is fun...!
>she waves and smiles
... I don't feel ready for this at all....
>>2899074
I didn't really figure they're that big.
>>2899086
Ya caught me while I was still surprised by th'pain, is all.
>>2899089
You're a merc or somethin'? I never woulda figured.
>>2899093
How so?
>>2899106
C'mon, ya stupid cat...!
>>2899015
neat, but one things still bugging me.
Why charmer? How do you charm dirt?
>>2899074
Trust me, I'm the one who's usually having the fun.
>>2899090
I love you Hokkomane
>>2899089
I-I must go! Stay lovely!
>>2899106
Alright! One for the team!
...or one for just me... whatever...
>>2899106
They are already fleeing in fear of this huntign party..Good. Keeps their blood warm.
>>2899061
We shall see soon.
>>2899102
How ironic that the self proclaimed fastest thing alive would be this late.
>>2899106
Hmph! I need to watch myself..
>>2899106
Rhyming on the fly is not exactly my forte...!
>>2899006
P-pet bat...? I would stick with the former title, if I were you. I see my name precedes me. Do you have business with Omae-Sama...? If you do, I can only assume you are a specialist of some sort. Who do you think you are, introducing yourself to me in such a way?
>>2898994
Nothing. Which is why I plan on doing you the exact same favor.
>>2899113
since you're here, you're fighting all the time
>>2899106
I know the perfect use for this.
test
>>2899074
>>2898930
>Covering chest
You know exactly why!
>>2899000
What was someone like you doing behind the desk? I swear, anyone would have mistaken you for a clerk.
>>2899106
Sorry dear, but it's going to take a lot more than that to convince me otherwise.
>>2899106
Nanka ga okashi!
>>2899089
More than just that Lena, one must empty their mind, think of nothing but perhaps your breathing and heart beat. Then become one with the universe of sorts.
>>2899113
Slightly dissapointment that you weren't a deer with a damaged artery, i am getting quite hungry, you know.
>shrugs
Plenty of fools that might cross my path here.
>>2899090
So you find killing me interesting? There's other ways to be around women you know.
Like for example I'm sure you could lure meat into going with the dance with you if you tell her it's what all the popular people are doing.
>>2899133
I want to see you kill vampy again
>>2899106
I'm not really sure what "Netflix and chill" is...
>>2899089
>faster than you can see grabs you by the neck right as you blink
>puts you at eye level
Who are you? Why do you have this technology that is Space Marine only?
>>2899061
Yes. I am a Space Marine after all.
>>2899133
Jojo!!!!
>>2899106
Yukine gives Utsu a reason to be gloomy.
>>2899109
>>2899112
Whoops..
>>2899132
I'll make you eat those words
>>2899054
Thank you man, I refuse to post in any of those ugly threads made by ruby
>>2899160
>JoJo
>Jo Jo
>John Jones
M-Martian Manhunter?
>>2899133
I love you Shinobu.
>>2899163
Sit still, will you?
Is Ruby Gloom worth watching?
>Jasper
>>2899163
That's enough for today.
>>2899164
So it really is you, Sonic. You've been absent for quite some time.
>>2899113
Personally I'd say their a nice size.
>>2899114
So I'm not wrong for thinking it'd be fun to stick around you then.
>>2899142
Ah you don't have to cover such small things. I just asked what Lastation is, like is it a brand of clothes?
>>2899114
The six of us call us that based off our elements. And it's more influence of anythin' of that element. Like animals. Or people.
>>2899132
I certainly wouldn't mind, neither....
>She stretches briefly
>>2899135
Oh. Huh, yeah...I guess th'constant search for improvin'...wow. Never thought'a that.
>>2899152
If you were a vampire, I'd offer my neck. Wouldn't be th'first time.
>She laughs awkwardly.
>>2899154
That's too bad. That would be impossible in the current game.
>>2899160
Who?
>>2899163
Thank you, Luna... I was worried there, for a second...
>>2899173
I love me, as well.
I'm quite sad I'll never find a legit reason to use this image in character.
>>2899178
it is comfy, that's all I can say about it.
>>2899163
This makes no sense, I was the best at making fires when I was a little witch. Did my wand break?
>>2899182
But the neck is the least tastiest part of a human there i - oh..a vampire. Right.
>>2899003
Ya keep up that thinkin' and you're DEFINITELY not gonna win against me! Who was it that failed at their mission that time at the museum?
>>2899113
Not gettin' much work as a pilot, so yup~!
It's all y'can do to keep the world a safer place, at least what I think.
>>2899158
GAck...!
>recalling, she slips out of your grasp and appears where she was a few seconds ago
Whoa! You're a right fast one, you are!
The name's Tracer! I'm a hero, a' course!
Now, the powers... tha's a longer story~.
>>2899125
'Ave a good one!
>>2899150
So ya empty y'mind and... that gives ya instant calm and one-ness with the universe?
Huuuh...
>she sits down next to you
>>2899188
I could not leave you to succumb to your wounds, after all.
>>2899179
What can I say, I'm just a guy that loves adventure!
>>2899192
>welcome to my world
>>2899163
>>2899178
I thoroughly enjoyed it for it being a Kids' show. Ruby's voice is pure sex.
>>2899194
I guess it's worth a try then.
>Jasper
>>2899188
Jojo.
>>2899169
You got me.
>>2899133
...That's fine by me. You seem determined, so I should at least give you a chance to--
>>2899163
G-Get off me...you...
>>2899192
Take out Genji already, you shit. I want to bully him
>>2899188
Do it while she sleeps, you already have her trust so you can get in close and personal
>GREETINGS INFIDELS, THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO THE GLORIOUS CALIPHATE!!! ALLLAAAAAAAHUUUU AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>2899208
>flicks nose
>>2899133
Yes, a pet bat. That's what you are, a pet to Koyomin... A master and pet relationship between the two of you.
I'm Izuko Gaen, an oddity specialist, the head of the oddity specialists even. I'm aware that you know Meme and Deishuu, it was only a matter of time before I'd eventually meet you.
>>2899216
>humps
>>2899208
I knew I shouldn't have cheated during our rap battle.
>>2899216
>freezes time
>sucks all your dicks
>KK
>>2899208
Strange, usually creatures like that would have all of my attention... I'd be the one running away if anything.
Oh silly me, I have a broom.
>>2899163
Are you sure you want to hear stories about little ol' me? I mean, I could go on for hours, but you don't seem the talkative type.
>>2899212
I gotta say, if that were anyone but Yukine-kun, I'd almost feel envious.
>>2899208
Why not? I could get some enjoyment out of it.
>>2899216
>>2899199
Yeah, I'd imagine the legs'd be better, there...maybe organs or somethin'....
>She tugs the neck of her sweater down, exposing a pair of rather faded puncture marks
But yeah.
>>2899181
I don't exactly pay attention 'ta it.
>>2899201
I'm glad my own line'a "work" doesn't involve so much direct fightin'.
>>2899192
>It happens.
>>2899201
Show your knickers
>>2899201
It is a good start. People from your culture usually like to refer to it as "Zoning out".
>>2899214
There is no reason to bully my pupil.
>>2899216
>Predator missile
Souda where are you? I have something to say to you before I go.
>>2899181
This far, you're a riot.
>>2899182
The six? Ah nevermind, don't really care.
post official ships.
>>2899182
Best of luck to you then.
>>2899205
Hmm, are you alright? You seem annoying in a different way today.
>>2899208
Thank you very much for this.
>>2899216
>Chaos control
>disarms all of them
Easy
>>2899208
Have no fear, I heard a woman's cry and I've come to save you at a moments notice!
>>2899249
>>2899243
I am here.
>>2899225
>whispers
She has a sister that's also a vampire, use that information to get what you want
>>2899236
Clean wounds compared to what would happen if a Wolfskin would sink it's teeth in your weak, soft skinned flesh.
>>2899192
Leave me alone brother.
>>2899249
me x child support payments
>>2899208
>>2899240
pfft
Who just sent me Ruby Gloom porn?
>>2899249
>>2899216
Archers, take aim.
>>2899239
DO IT!
>>2899259
I don't know if this is you or not.
Happy birthday.
>>2899251
I'm alright Shadow, but I bumped into some weird skeleton person on the way here. And a fish.
>>2899266
Can i eat the pink rabbit? It seems pretty..useless. Slow on it's legs, bright pink, it glows..
>>2899201
And so you're a hero because you won? Have you forgotten the whole "Overwatch is to be disbanded"? If anything, I'm the hero here. I'm the one killing terrorists.
>>2899238
His teacher is a glorified trashcan. There's no reason not to bully him.
>>2899207
A valuable lesson,
of sorts.
>>2899214
I have 14 images so far.
>>2899240
fucking hell.
>>2899249
Dean x Matoi
>>2899266
I'm usually cat person, but this is just too much..
>>2899231
>she frowns
...Really, Ringabel...?
>>2899266
Alright we have a camp. Fire is finally in order, I have a log some marshmallows, sausages, and a tent.
...it's quite roomy inside.
>>2899236
You think with some sort of back problems you'd pay attention to them occasionally.
>>2899245
So lets say I wasn't taking the little thigh girl that birds nest hangs around with. How screwed would I be to to even think about bringing you to a prom?
>>2899266
You stop having shit taste and pick the cat.
>>2899249
Junko x Littlefinger
>>2899192
>>2899214
>>2899290
you're also a she
>>2899281
Also, I wish you the best of luck this round! You're a brave and heroic hedgehog!
>>2899245
I doubt you'd be so dismissive if I was Lyna or Hiita...urgh.
What's with th'attitude change, anyhow?
>>2899251
An' 'ta you, too.
>>2899261
Believe it or not, I'm generally not very fragile. And besides, it's also part'a how they make more vampires, after all.
>>2899266
With...moon magic??
>>2899296
I aint really got none.
>>2899201
I am a Space Marine. Your "powers" is what we call teleportation. Only exoskeletons like mine have them. You do not have one, but you can teleport with no effort at all, and I do not sense a Gellar field. Tell me where I can obtain the schematics for your teletransporters.
>>2899263
I think a little humour between is is well in order.
I will return.
>>2899305
Why is Mercy so perfect?
>>2899266
I'll be sleeping. Wake me when it's my shift.
>>2899281
>>2899307
...What's going on here?
>>2899208
Shinobu...
>>2899249
Me x...
>>2899181
It's a place, moron!
>>2899310
Good. If we ever get into conflict, i atleast want to work hard for my ''rewards''.
>>2899320
She's not.
>>2899203
You truly are a wonder! I feel as good as new!
>>2899211
That muscle headed British man? What of him?
>>2899212
It seems someone else beat me to it...
>>2899215
I would never hurt her intentionally...!!
>>2899225
Hmm. So, you seem to know a bit about myself without ever meeting me. Quite impressive. I assume you are aware of how fearsome I can be, then?
>>2899327
...Shion.
>>2899249
Tamaki x Celes
>>2899285
And you are a valuable life on this planet so never change.
>>2899320
>because she is blonde with blue eyes and german
>>2899305
never leave me best healer
>>2899325
A good fight. I won't complain. Good fortune to you.
>>2899293
W-was it something I said?
>>2899306
I can assure you that I am male, dear anon.
But if you really need proof, I can certainly prove it to you.
>>2899325
...That cat can't seem to escape my mind.
>>2899325
I'll let you go... You did rescue me, I suppose...
>>2899326
N-no hard feelings, Yukine...?
>>2899325
Again? I really must be more careful.
>>2899286
>Go to tumblr and the Overwatch general. There's a lot of Genji content there.
>>2899305
There you are. You. Me. Homecoming. Lets go.
>>2899322
Why? Somethin buggin you?
>>2898993
Thanks, Witch Lady! It was fun!
>>2899016
No problem, Wolf Lady!
>>2899074
Yup!
>>2899082
>She starts running.
>>2899325
Meow!
>>2899249
Sanae x Ocelot
>>2899310
Huh. Guess your lucky, or just got a spine of stone.
>>2899325
You piece of shit thats mine!
>>2899329
How would I know its a place?! Your the moron for not thinking people would be curious of the small print on your chest.
>>2899325
I'm not that good of a singer, but who cares!
>>2899320
>>2899325
You see, with a little bit of magic I can make your weapon float, spin, and...
Whoopsie!
>>2899296
Practically none.
I'd sooner go with Araragi than you.
>>2899310
Oh, I'd be just so with whomever they are.
And that'd be the natural flow of conversation, my pupil.
>>2899333
I've seen how much you killed her here. Not fair since you're clearly to overpowered for her
>>2899325
>>2899358
I'll be taking this.
>>2899339
Actually, she is Swiss.
>>2899182
sometimes the most logical answer is the correct one
>>2899249
wish I could
>>2899356
Mokou x Ocelot
FIFY
>>2899346
Why? Why me?
>>2899350
I haven't exhausted google yet.
>>2899310
*flatly* Hello there. Killed any princesses lately?
>>2899353
...Something's wrong. Are you really Sonic the Hedgehog?
>>2899333
And it was such a humiliating death too...I guess I had it coming.
>>2899342
Forget it. Don't get killed as easily as me...
>>2899325
>>2899371
Th-those were accidents...! Just incredibly unfortunate coincidences...!!
>>2899388
u mum killed any princesses lately lol
>>2899373
>really? I thought Torbjorn was. Wonder why she is such a token german character then.
Post your ava's theme.
>>2899260
That must be an illegitimate sister, I'm certain that she doesn't have a legitimate sister in the slightest, knowing what happened to her entire family... I doubt there's anything left standing.
>>2899333
I'm more than aware, but I'm also aware of how weakened you truly are. At this point it'd be horrifying for me to take you on. It'd only result into you falling to my hands.
So, pet bat.... What are you capable of as of now, I'm curious as to whether you're still as weak.
>>2899355
>Quickly flies after you
I'll be getting at that food first!
>>2899391
Are you really Shadow The Hedgehog? Are you really the Ultimate Lifeform?
>>2899392
Of course, not for a second would I think to ever let you down, you have my wo-
>>2899393
>>2899392
Honestly, you would have suffered less had you allowed me to do it myself.
>>2899393
Get off of me...!!
>>2899383
I didn't realize it was you until I had already...! I'm sorry...
>>2899355
Then give me a general spelling of his name instead of saying it.
>>2899370
That's good. I hate commitment to something constantly changing.
>>2899372
I SAID THAT'S MINE YOU FUCK!
>>2899393
Your smug, but not cute at all. Sheesh
>>2899393
Gee-wizards, I've been getting a lot of people liking my tea. It's not even that great.
I hope they don't find out the leaves are long past date.
>>2899236
That's wot we've got heroes for! Doin' the fighting so that normal folk don't 'ave to.
Ya good at it though, Aussa.
>>2899311
>she blinks backwards a few feet
Space Marine, eh? Y'been playin' too many video games!
Nice suit though. Sorry I can't tell ya all about this thing, classified and whatnot!
>>2899237
Why would I do that? Sorry love, what ya see is what ya get!
>>2899238
Mm...
>she closes her eyes tight
...So now I just zone out...
>>2899285
That's... a complicated issue. Just cause we're disbanded doesn't mean the fight is ovah!
We all have our different methods!
>>2899330
Heck, blood loss practically doesn't even affect me at this point.
...And you did see th'path'a destruction I carved that last game, right?
>>2899358
I've never really been lackin' in luck, and I'm durable as heck.
>>2899370
The Light and Fire Charmers, respectively.
"Pupil"?
>>2899375
Typically, really, I'd've figured.
...Darn. I guess I'm...actually sorta okay with this?
>>2899388
Princesses, emperors, gods, it happens a lot. It's all in good fun 'round here.
>>2899398
Torbjörn is Swedish, Mercy a Swiss from the Germans speaking part. The real German is Reinhardt.
>>2899350
I'd be delighted to, however I have business to finish that won't let me attend.
>>2899358
You're the moron for thinking anyone would think that's socially acceptable behavior!
>>2899399
https://youtu.be/Wbs5oKukE5s
Enjoy.
>>2899393
Come back with that! I was watching NCIS!
>>2899406
Of course I am.
>>2899418
Essentially. Focus on your breath and your heart beat.
>>2899423
>No yeah I knew he was German just didn't think they would try this hard to make everyone from a different place.
>>2899339
Thanks for that. Now how do I uninstall you?
>>2899400
W-weak?! Surely someone has been feeding you lies...! I am sure I could take you on with one hand... No... TWO hands tied behind my back!! I am the legendary vampire! I amt he strongest being the world has ever known! You have quite some nerve talking to me like this.. You're just lucky you aren't in the competition or I would...!
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BATj0SFx_8
>>2899416
Sir, please calm down. It's only a possession.
>>2899399
>closest thing to a theme i could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKZNGK52bw0
>>2899411
...
At least you tried...
>>2899414
It's not like I had a choice...
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsfVbW1ksJ8
>>2899414
Are you sure you didn't?
>>2899420
You know what they say: Follow the heart.
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqeawuY0r0
>>2899437
https://youtu.be/hW5lZmxNHes
>>2899418
>you feel the world freeze
>grabs you by the neck
That is an order citizen. You WILL give them to me
>>2899416
Worry not, my opinion of you won't change, much.
>>2899420
Ignore that bit.
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl363Wh4ghU
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzPb-H2LMwg
>>2899410
>>2899438
By uninstalling overwatch of course.
Is there a /hg/ discord?
>>2899420
Makes the kill and the taste all the better. Why do you think we Wolfskin prefer to hunt big game that can actually hurt us?
>>2899418
Not 'ta mention makin' sure the parties involved get harmed. Hehe, and thanks!
>>2899449
Eeyup. No point in denyin' it.
...I think I spooked the winged gal off.
>>2899457
No, no, please, do tell.
>>2899468
I'd assume in part bein' a bit crazy.
>>2899467
No we use steam.
Want an invite?
>>2899444
Well, you know what they say.
It's better to burn out than fade away.
>>2899460
>>2899460
Sorry about that, I didn't think anyone would be so surprised to see me out of all people.
>>2899467
I'd hope to god not....
>Jasper
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlH6jslXpYY
>>2899447
Quite sure. I would prefer a team up much more than needless bloodshed... At least until the friendly final fight to decide the winner, of course.
>>2899444
A fair point...! No one would choose that fate, I'm sure.
>>2899460
From one immortal to another. Thank you kindly.
>>2899420
I'm in the same boat for luck.
>>2899428
It's not, but its kinda like flirting. Cause why wouldn't I want to get my face closer to a cutey who's embarrassed?
>>2899443
But I paid for it. Possession or not that's stealing you shit.
>>2899457
And what's your opinion of me? Fool or just hopeless?
>>2899471
She probably back off to the Moon
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKwJx1uf2X4
>>2899460
Are you alright, you three? Can you hear me?
>>2899420
Yes, good fun. We'll see if I remember that next time our paths cross in the arena.
>>2899467
Yes but it is secret
>>2899477
Ow...! Don't wrap the bandages so tightly...!!
>>2899399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOkY3_dEDSw
>>2899477
Alright this was funny when it started but seriously you can have your "kid" back.
...s-stop crying please?
>>2899249
luna x raven
mokou x ocelot
iida x aizawa
>>2899249
Litten X Shit taste
>>2899418
Illegal methods that is. Should I call the authorities now or later?
>>2899425
Hrmm, just have to make things complicated, don't ya, doc?
>>2899463
I'm working on that. Just you wait.
>>2899471
You can hardly feed a pack with just a few small sized rabbits. And rabbits are easy to take down. And don't call habits you are not familair with ''crazy''.
>>2899476
...Now this is new. Why would a human prefer to be engulfed in flames?
>>2899460
Seems that owl was made of nothing but hot air.
>>2899477
Again, I usually am quite skilled at this.
>>2899482
Watch it somewhere else.
>>2899440
You are weak, you're a former shadow of yourself. You're no longer that royal name, you're denounced to a little girl, that's nothing more than a pet bat to Koyomin.
I guess I'll wait till the next little competition shows up and then I'll just prove you wrong, even if it doesn't sound like a challenge at all.
>>2899471
Okay, listen up. This may be a complicated topic.
>>2899488
Foolish and hopeless.
>>2899478
>>2899488
Because I don't want you anywhere near me?
>>2899460
OWOWOWOWOWOWIE!!!
>After the procedure, she lays down, and cries in pain.
>>2899477
...
>wut
>>2899518
But Tao can't! No one else has a TV to borrow!
>>2899514
Take your time. Slow and steady.
>>2899486
I believe you... I'll just not give you donut for a while...
>>2899482
Hey! Now that is cheating!
>Flies all the way to the feast with you on back
>>2899506
>iida x aizawa
he said official ships, faggot.
>>2899523
Thank goodness. I'd forgotten to bring my wand's magic power bank. Time for some juice.
>>2899523
>Watches from a distance
Seems you still have some carnage left in you after all, Aussa.
>>2899532
Keep it then. I can easily procure another one.
>>2899488
Well, it doesn't matter now. The car's completely totaled.
>>2899515
>Show me your true form; hehehe... or else a fellow loved one will die.
>>2899249
Reimu and Sanae will never be official.
>>2899519
A mere fraction of what I once was would be more than enough to deal with you... You are simply a human, after all. Fragile, mortal, and limited. I wonder how high and mighty you might seem after a mere "Pet Bat" were to put you in your proper place.
>>2899482
You plan to hunt this guy down for his reward and can't even remember his name.
>>2899520
Now without giving you the words. What is your opinion then?
>>2899531
Sheesh... alright then I'll leave you be. Just scream or something next time.
>>2899546
It'd have been fine if you hadn't stolen it.
I always knew this day would arrive
CHRISTIANS!
I CALL UPON ALL PROTESTANTS, CATHOLICS, METHODISTS, PURITANS, MORMONS, RASTAFARIANS, ANGLICANS, RESTORITES AND NON TRINITARIANS
I CALL UPON THE CHURCHES OF THE WEST AND EAST!
I CALL ALL MEN AND WOMEN WHO SERVE THE LORD!
THESE PRACTITIONERS OF ISLAM HAVE BETRAYED THE FAITH, AND WAGED A FALSE JIHAD!
WE WILL SPARE THEIR BUILDINGS, SPARE THOSE THAT REFUSE TO FIGHT, BUT EVERY SINGLE WARRIOR THERE WILL HAVE THEIR BLOOD SPILT, THEIR HEADS REMOVED, THEIR GUTS LAYN STREWN ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD, AND THEIR CORPSES BURNT!
MAY GOD SHOW THEM MERCY, FOR WE WILL NOT!
RESTORATION THROUGH FLAME!
AMEN!
>>2899488
As in "crazy lucky"?
>>2899490
That's...pretty disappointin', hone-
>>2899554
Where'd you go?
>>2899493
Gods, you're vengeful, y'know that? Even with that deal with Elly....
>>2899515
Ergh, fair enough...I aint got no right callin' folks that, anyhow, I've stared down dragons with eyes bigger'n me.
>>2899520
I'm a quick learner.
>>2899523
>>2899545
I get vicious.
>>2899471
Eeeeyup! Specially now that ya don't have someone else to handle damages. Not much of a point savin' people if you're lettin' other people get hurt!
>>2899455
>she sticks a pulse bomb to your chest, the explosion being enough to make most anyone stumble back
>>2899436
>takes a deep breath
Phew...
'Ow long is this going to take...?
>>2899514
The authorities? I get th' feelin' that'd be a worse idea for you than f' me!
Besides that, we're both heroes, yeh? We don't 'ave to fight, necessarily!
>>2899515
Ah, it's a...metaphor, more or less.
I can assure you being engulfed in flames was the..last thing, I had on my bucket list.
>>2899537
D-damn it...
>>2899551
Ask nicely.
>>2899523
>She steals all the food and runs like hell to Beerus.
>>2899538
>She hops on your back with a sack full of he food from the feast.
PUNCH IT, SPACE CAT MEOW!
>>2899563
>kiss
>>2899554
>>2899566
oh come on
>>2899548
Face it, old bird. The skies are mine.
>>2899563
Amen.
>>2899566
You should've taken proof of what you claim. I can tell stories of what i did aswell, byt nobody believed a word of it anyway.
>>2899562
Blind optimist.
>>2899566
Okay listen up:
It was a joke!
>>2899514
Would if I could.
>>2899570
Just for a week
>>2899563
Could you quiet down?
>>2899566
I wonder if you'll be able to overcome me-
>>2899579
...Well then.
>>2899560
I already know the outcomes, there's no chance a pet bat is able to take me down.
You're a bit too confident for someone who's nothing more than a pet. You might be a vampire, but that doesn't mean that you're capable of taking everything down on your command, I'll show you, it's the least I can do.
>>2899566
.......
>>2899579
Fuck, I was secretly hoping SomeCallMeJohnny would kill Shadow.
>>2899563
....orrrr you could die naturally and let me have your skeleton.
>>2899574
On it!
>flies away from the feast quickly
>>2899579
SHINY DRILL!!
>>2899562
...Fair point.
>>2899579
Miss Clawdia, don't - ...dammit.
>>2899562
I can defend myself, no need to scream.
>>2899584
>a harlot
>in knight's armor
What is this heresy?
>>2899569
I can think of a few things that would be even lower on your so called ''bucket list''. Evisecration, disrememberment, blood loss. your trachea crushed....
>>2899580
Best of luck.
>>2899579
>>2899567
It depends, are you trying to relax... Or are you trying to quickly get through this?
>>2899579
Magic users... They never fight fair...!
>>2899581
With THAT tin-can?
Ye wish!
>>2899605
The kind that will kill all the muslims.
>>2899605
>Christ-chan
>Harlot
Watch your fucking mouth you degenerate.
>>2899567
>She laughs briefly
We're a lot alike, huh?
>>2899580
Talk about perfect timin'.
>>2899579
>>2899595
...People're crazy.
>>2899587
I never said I killed it...heck, that probably woulda been easier.
>>2899588
...What part?
>>2899597
Welcome back?
>SHe smiles slightly
The only true ship is Hoshi x King Knight
>>2899567
>most, but not a Space Marine in Terminator Armor
>still is gripping you
We are in the Warp now. You cannot teleport here. Thanks to my Gellar Field, we are not dead by the drastically different laws of physics. Now I will repeat myself. You will bring me the schematics when I return tomorrow? Understand? I think so.
>nighto m8, you rp good Tracer
>>2899612
Okay... I just sold a huge gun for measly bottlecaps, what's wrong with me...?
>>2899563
>>2899609
>He chuckles
Well, you're certainly not wrong but...what's someone like you, thinking of something so dark? Surely there are better things you could be...pondering about.
Oho, pardon me, the name's Ringabel.
>>2899596
I look forward to watching that staggeringly tall ego of yours fall like an oversized house of cards. Some day you will call my by my proper title, but with an air of fear rather than jest.
What does sans sign say?
>>2899611
Jeez, thanks a lot.
>>2899627
You tell me
>>2899579
Uh...What is this, meow?
>>2899601
>Once they land, she opens it up and pulls out some meat buns.
Yesssss....
>She begins to eat them.
>>2899612
Brrr...
>She shivers.
>>2899612
Winner next slide. But before that, can someone hook me up with a new thread again?
>>2899623
i'd fuck all three of them
>>2899618
It's wood. How do you navigate with such poor eyesight?
>>2899620
Hmm?
>>2899627
Dragons usually kill people. Or whatever crosses their path. That's what the books have told me.
>>2899566
Lets see, how many girls have I essentially made fun of with nicknames, how many didn't run off and actually talked to me afterwards and became good friends. I'm still breathing aren't I? I've got a number of stupid luck streaks.
>>2899588
Now that's a new one I've never heard. I like it.
>>2899604
Kicking me in the jaw didn't stop me though. If I had really want to touch you I could have.
>Wiggles his fingers, stops then waves
>>2899603
So why'd you need my car?
>>2899605
All are servants in the lord's eyes Knight.
Now is not the time for disputes upon practice. The real enemy is out there, infiltrating and raping the west from the inside.
And now they finally pop out their cowardly heads to fight! We will break them in every context!
>>2899628
You mean Sena x King Knight, you fucking troglodyte?
>>2899535
You're really thinning my patience. But you probably know that...
>>2899567
Give me a break. There are no heroes. But, that's true. We don't have to fight. You're welcome to join Talon.
The only true ship is Junko x Matsuda
>>2899643
>>2899628
Urusai.
>>2899646
Save some for me!
>begins to eat some too
>>2899627
Indeed. I wasn't expecting that from that woman. If you still have some fire left in you, I would appreciate it if you would remove her.
>>2899627
I am not going to leave now.
>>2899638
Right now i am wondering how your blood would taste like if i'd nick that exposed artery in your neck.
>Velouria